With Francine gone to visit her parents, Roger holds a Spring Break blowout at the Smith house. During the festivities, Stan falls for a Spring Break Buddy and Steve is on the verge of losing his virginity.
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The Smiths' plans to celebrate Roger's 1,600th birthday are sidetracked when Steve announces he's going through puberty. Ever fearful of the thought, Stan and Francine try to bypass the pains by having medicine injected into Steve's head.
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Roger discovers one of his personas has taken on a life of his own. Back at home, the Smith family becomes addicted to the 1970s electronic game Simon.
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Steve plots revenge against Lisa Silver and the cool kids after Debbie loses her bid to become student council president. But when the cool kids stage a counterattack, will Steve and his friends survive?
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Hayley's boyfriend breaks up with her. After going on a rampage through the mall, Hayley falls for Stan's body double from the CIA. Things take a bizarre twist when the double begins hitting on Francine.
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Congress has cut the CIA torture budget in favor of helping kids learn to read. The CIA must figure out a way to raise $1 million to fund their torture program. Stan wants to prove he's an idea man so he struggles to figure it out.
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While Steve is showering after gym class, it is pointed out to him that he has scoliosis! Stan takes him to the doctor, who confirms the ugly truth, and gives him a huge back brace to wear to correct the curvature.
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Roger is on the outs with Stan and the family when they discover he has been seeing other families behind their back. Before they can truly forgive him, Roger must overcome his family infidelity.
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Stan turns to smuggling when trans fat is banned from Langley Falls. But when Inspector Turlington of the Langley Falls police becomes suspicious of Stan, Stan recruits Steve into his illegal enterprise.
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After term limits force Stan out of his position as president of the HOA, Roger steps in as the new leader under the guise of one Roy Rogers McFreely. Roger uses his power to pass new resolutions and by-laws solely to anger Stan.
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When Stan's con-man dad Jack resurfaces in prison awaiting trial for a crime he did not commit, Steve gets Stan to let Jack stay with them under house arrest.
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When Etan steals Steve's girlfriend, Steve concocts a scheme to get revenge. Aided by Roger, Toshi, and Barry, Steve plots to rob Etan's Bar Mitzvah and get back his girlfriend.
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Stan reveals to Francine that, in the case she should die, he has a backup wife. Enraged with Stan, Francine takes Jim, one of Stan's CIA buddies, as her backup husband.
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Frustrated with their lack of common interests, Steve and Stan attempt to bond. Roger, Francine, and Hayley brainstorm ideas for an adventure to have while Stan and Steve are gone.
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For over seventy years, Roger has been acting like he's the most important person on the planet, and Stan is sick of it! Stan considers Roger worthless. Roger tells Stan the truth. He is the Decider, sent to earth to decide mankind's fate.
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Terry's father is coming to visit. He doesn't know Terry is gay and has adopted a baby girl with Greg. When Tank arrives, Terry tells his father that Francine is his girlfriend, and they had a baby out of wedlock.
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Stan feels left out when he discovers that a few of the guys from work have been hitting the town while he sits at home with Francine eating dinner on a TV tray and watching gardening shows.
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Stan convinces the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty to get a promotion at work. Meanwhile, Steve and Snot get competitive to see who can get farther with the other's mom.
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