DVS Offerings

Thursday, Oct 22
12:00 AM

Plimpton Stimulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon hosts a visiting female physicist but her intelligence seems matched by her libido.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Staircase Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A squabble over the thermostat setting leads to Leonard going over to Penny's and recounting for her the story of how he met and moved in with Sheldon.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Lunar Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard and Raj try to find the perfect match for Sheldon by setting him up on an Internet dating site. Seeing her moronic new boyfriend interact with the gang makes it abundantly clear to Penny that she can't go back to dating stereotypical dumb jocks after dating Leonard.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Muffin Tops, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine becomes a partner in a muffin business; Jerry shaves his chest.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

And the New Boss (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline hire an intern, Ruth, to help take care of some of the dirty work in preparation of opening their new cupcake shop, Max has trouble with her new managerial role.

TV-14

4:30 AM

And the Big Opening (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline host a grand opening celebration at their new cupcake shop. To show off her success, Max invites her former flame Johnny and her ex-boyfriend Robbie.

TV-14

5:00 AM

And the Silent Partner (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Sophie is depressed after being swindled by the contractor in charge of building her dream house, so Max offers to make her a silent partner in the cupcake business but Caroline and Sophie have very different visions for the company.

TV-14

5:30 AM

And the High Holidays (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Desperate for a way to pay their overdue rent, Max and Caroline get involved with a group of sketchy customers willing to pay top dollar for their cupcakes.

TV-14

6:00 AM

And the Bear Truth (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

A relaxing getaway for two becomes an awkward vacation for three when Max, Caroline, and Andy spend a weekend together in a cabin in the woods.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And Too Little Sleep (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline enlist the gang from the diner to help them bake throughout the night in order to fulfill a giant cupcake order.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Psychic Shakedown (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

After discovering that Candy Andy closed up his shop following their breakup, Caroline visits a psychic for a reading about her future love life.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And Just Plane Magic (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max scores tickets to a music awards show in Los Angeles, she and Caroline end up flying on a private jet with Grammy-nominated rapper 2 Chainz.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One Where Eddie Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Old Yeller Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Bullies, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Joey are scared of two bullies. Phoebe meets her long-lost family members.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Two Parties, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Chicken Pox, The (DVS)

Friends

When Phoebe catches chicken pox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where No One's Ready, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Jam, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Metaphorical Tunnel, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Blagsnarst: A Love Story (DVS)

American Dad

Roger has been acting incredibly needy and clingy with the family. He senses something in the air that is affecting his behavior but he can't tell where its coming from. Roger leads Francine to a forest where they find a crashed alien ship, with the alien still alive.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Blonde Ambition (DVS)

American Dad

When her efforts to save the planet prove hopeless, Hayley decides that she might get more attention if she becomes a blonde. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve go on a mission to find a new home for the Smiths.

TV-14

8:00 PM

CIAPOW (DVS)

American Dad

When Bullock sends a drone to do the job Stan and his colleagues are supposed to do, Stan is determined to prove that humans are better than robots. Meanwhile, Francine and the rest of the family participate in a slow motion race in the living room.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Scents and Sensei-bility (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei and it's Steve's mission to get him back. Meanwhile, Klaus develops a horrible odor and is forced to be an outside pet.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Road to Rhode Island (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie misbehaves while visiting his grandparents.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Let's Go to the Hop (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student; guest voice Gregg Allman.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Robotic Manipulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard uses a robotic arm for his own pleasure, and Sheldon goes on a date with Amy Farrah Fowler, his first date ever, and Penny finds herself accompanying them.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon calculates that he'll be dead before technology exists to download his consciousness into a robot, so he goes on a binge of healthy living and ultra-safety.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Zazzy Substitution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon breaks up with Amy Farrah Fowler, the guys worry when he starts replacing her with cats.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Hot Troll Deviation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Wolowitz is embarrassed when a secret of his is revealed, and Sheldon and Raj battle at work.

TV-14

Friday, Oct 23
12:00 AM

Desperation Emanation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon meets Amy Farrah Fowler's mother and comes to the realization he no longer wants to see Amy; and Leonard realizes everyone is in a relationship except for him.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Irish Pub Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Raj's sister has a one-day layover, he forbids the others from hooking up with her unaware she and Leonard already did long ago.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Apology Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The rest of the gang is interviewed by the FBI for Wolowitz's security clearance with Sheldon accidentally letting slip some damaging information.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

21-Second Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys camp out in line to see a print of Raiders of the Lost Ark with :21 extra seconds and are outraged to see Wil Wheaton and his friends being allowed to skip the line. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to their girls night.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Chicken, Spaghetti and Sex (DVS)

Misery Index, The

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Summer of George, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George plans a vacation. Elaine critiques a co-worker.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

Longest Night Ever (DVS)

New Girl

Jess is tasked with keeping a frantic Schmidt occupied inside the loft, as Coach and Cece go out on a first date. Meanwhile, Nick and Winston meet a frisky bus driver as they search for a missing Furguson.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Thanksgiving III (DVS)

New Girl

During a Thanksgiving camping trip, Coach and Schmidt compete to be the best woodsman while Cece and Winston share a dislike of the outdoors.

TV-14

5:00 AM

Clavado en un Bar (DVS)

New Girl

Jess finds herself at a crossroad when she's offered a job at a children's museum. She normally would not consider leaving teaching but her crumbling and failing school is crushing her spirit. With less than 30 minutes to decide on whether or not she'll take the job, a desperate Jess turns to the guys for career advice.

TV-14

5:30 AM

Basketball (DVS)

New Girl

Jess does a full-court press to solidify her friendship with Coach, but Nick goes on the defense when they bond over his rival basketball team. Meanwhile, Schmidt is assigned to mentor a much older new hire at work and Winston discovers a new career path.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Birthday (DVS)

New Girl

It's Jess' birthday and Nick has something special planned. An incredible gift giver herself, Jess consistently sets the bar too high for her friends and is always left disappointed, which is why she resolved long ago to spend her birthdays alone at the movies. But Nick is determined to break the cycle this year and enlists the gang's help to pull it off.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Broken Hip (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline pay a high price for attempting to remove a street performer away from the entry to their cupcake shop.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And Not-So-Sweet Charity (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In danger of losing their cupcake shop, Max and Caroline approach Caroline's rich but callous Aunt Charity for help.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Temporary Distraction (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When the girls take office temp jobs, Caroline tries to climb the corporate ladder and Max finds herself being hit on by the boss.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with Frank Jr., The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Flashback, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends recall secrets from their pasts.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Race Car Bed, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Giant Poking Device, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Football, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, a good-natured football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Rachel Quits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.

TV-14

4:30 PM

One with All the Jealousy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends, The (DVS)

Friends

When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide to become friends with dire consequences.

TV-14

5:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Chicken, Spaghetti and Sex (DVS)

Misery Index, The

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, his wish comes true! Meanwhile, in his wish world, Principal Lewis has Stan's family.

TV-14

8:00 PM

LGBSteve (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they will only let her play if her "sister" Steve will play too. Meanwhile, a magical carpenter visits Stan and Francine and Roger runs the roller rink.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Ricky Spanish (DVS)

American Dad

Roger makes amends for the trouble he caused after he adopted a sociopathic persona; Stan and Fran get an unexpected visit from a Nigerian man whom they aided through a relief organization.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Dammit Janet (DVS)

Family Guy

Lois enrolls Stewie at a day care center.

TV-14

9:15 PM

Black Panther (DVS)

After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king. But when a powerful old enemy reappears, T'Challa's mettle as king-and Black Panther-is tested when he is drawn into a formidable conflict that puts the fate of Wakanda and the entire world at risk. Faced with treachery and danger, the young king must rally his allies and release the full power of Black Panther to defeat his foes and secure the safety of his people and their way of life.

TV-14

9:30 PM

There's Something About Paulie (DVS)

Family Guy

As a favor, Peter takes a mobster's nephew to a movie.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

Saturday, Oct 24
12:15 AM

Black Panther (DVS)

After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king. But when a powerful old enemy reappears, T'Challa's mettle as king-and Black Panther-is tested when he is drawn into a formidable conflict that puts the fate of Wakanda and the entire world at risk. Faced with treachery and danger, the young king must rally his allies and release the full power of Black Panther to defeat his foes and secure the safety of his people and their way of life.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

12:00 PM

Pilot (DVS)

Seinfeld

A woman's impending visit excites Jerry until he learns she's getting married.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Male Unbonding (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry finds ending a friendship harder than ending a romance.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

Robbery, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's decision to move sets off a chain of events.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

It (DVS)

When children begin to disappear in the town of Derry, Maine, a group of young kids is faced with their biggest fears when they square off against an evil clown named Pennywise, whose history of murder and violence dates back for centuries. Based on the novel by Stephen King.

TV-14

6:00 PM

It (DVS)

When children begin to disappear in the town of Derry, Maine, a group of young kids is faced with their biggest fears when they square off against an evil clown named Pennywise, whose history of murder and violence dates back for centuries. Based on the novel by Stephen King.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Black Panther (DVS)

After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king. But when a powerful old enemy reappears, T'Challa's mettle as king-and Black Panther-is tested when he is drawn into a formidable conflict that puts the fate of Wakanda and the entire world at risk. Faced with treachery and danger, the young king must rally his allies and release the full power of Black Panther to defeat his foes and secure the safety of his people and their way of life.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Alien Parasite Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy crushes on one of Penny's dim ex-boyfriends, Zack. Raj and Wolowitz argue over who'd be the better superhero.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Justice League Recombination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys get Zack and Penny to join their Justice League costume for a New Year's Eve bash at the comic book store.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Bus Pants Utilization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Their friendship becomes strained when Sheldon tries to take over Leonard's creation of a smartphone application that solves differential equations.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Chicken, Spaghetti and Sex (DVS)

Misery Index, The

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

Sunday, Oct 25
12:30 AM

Alien Parasite Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy crushes on one of Penny's dim ex-boyfriends, Zack. Raj and Wolowitz argue over who'd be the better superhero.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Justice League Recombination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys get Zack and Penny to join their Justice League costume for a New Year's Eve bash at the comic book store.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Bus Pants Utilization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Their friendship becomes strained when Sheldon tries to take over Leonard's creation of a smartphone application that solves differential equations.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Chicken, Spaghetti and Sex (DVS)

Misery Index, The

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

3:30 AM

And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline agree to make a wedding cake for a bride, who can't decide on what style of cake she wants or much of anything else.

TV-14

4:00 AM

And the Big Hole (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

After Han fires Caroline for insulting his diner, Max tries to coax Caroline into apologizing.

TV-14

4:30 AM

And the Worst Selfie Ever (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline panics when she develops a rash after a night with her ex-boyfriend, Andy.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline agree to make a wedding cake for a bride, who can't decide on what style of cake she wants or much of anything else.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Big Hole (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

After Han fires Caroline for insulting his diner, Max tries to coax Caroline into apologizing.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Worst Selfie Ever (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline panics when she develops a rash after a night with her ex-boyfriend, Andy.

TV-14

12:00 PM

Stock Tip, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George gives Jerry a bad stock-tip.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

Pony Remark, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry thinks his off-the-cuff remark killed a woman.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

Chicken, Spaghetti and Sex (DVS)

Misery Index, The

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

3:00 PM

Blended (DVS)

After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. But when they each sign up separately for a fabulous family vacation with their kids, they're all stuck sharing a suite at a luxurious African safari resort for a week.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Overboard (DVS)

Leonardo, a selfishly rich playboy, falls off his yacht and wakes up to find himself in the hospital with amnesia. Seeking retribution for all the times Leonardo treated her poorly, one of his employees, Kate, decides to retrieve him from the hospital and convince him he's her husband. As a single mother to three daughters struggling to make ends meet, Kate could use a little help around the house and with the children. Will their new family last or will Leonardo finally put the clues together and leave them for good?

TV-14

6:00 PM

Blended (DVS)

After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. But when they each sign up separately for a fabulous family vacation with their kids, they're all stuck sharing a suite at a luxurious African safari resort for a week.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Crazy Rich Asians (DVS)

Rachel Chu is happy to accompany her longtime boyfriend, Nick, to his best friend's wedding in Singapore. She's also surprised to learn that Nick's family is extremely wealthy and he's considered one of the country's most eligible bachelors. Thrust into the spotlight, Rachel must now contend with jealous socialites, quirky relatives and something far, far worse -- Nick's disapproving mother. Based on the novel by Kevin Kwan.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Overboard (DVS)

Leonardo, a selfishly rich playboy, falls off his yacht and wakes up to find himself in the hospital with amnesia. Seeking retribution for all the times Leonardo treated her poorly, one of his employees, Kate, decides to retrieve him from the hospital and convince him he's her husband. As a single mother to three daughters struggling to make ends meet, Kate could use a little help around the house and with the children. Will their new family last or will Leonardo finally put the clues together and leave them for good?

TV-14

10:30 PM

Crazy Rich Asians (DVS)

Rachel Chu is happy to accompany her longtime boyfriend, Nick, to his best friend's wedding in Singapore. She's also surprised to learn that Nick's family is extremely wealthy and he's considered one of the country's most eligible bachelors. Thrust into the spotlight, Rachel must now contend with jealous socialites, quirky relatives and something far, far worse -- Nick's disapproving mother. Based on the novel by Kevin Kwan.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Crazy Rich Asians (DVS)

Rachel Chu is happy to accompany her longtime boyfriend, Nick, to his best friend's wedding in Singapore. She's also surprised to learn that Nick's family is extremely wealthy and he's considered one of the country's most eligible bachelors. Thrust into the spotlight, Rachel must now contend with jealous socialites, quirky relatives and something far, far worse -- Nick's disapproving mother. Based on the novel by Kevin Kwan.

TV-14

Monday, Oct 26
1:00 AM

Overboard (DVS)

Leonardo, a selfishly rich playboy, falls off his yacht and wakes up to find himself in the hospital with amnesia. Seeking retribution for all the times Leonardo treated her poorly, one of his employees, Kate, decides to retrieve him from the hospital and convince him he's her husband. As a single mother to three daughters struggling to make ends meet, Kate could use a little help around the house and with the children. Will their new family last or will Leonardo finally put the clues together and leave them for good?

TV-14

1:30 AM

Crazy Rich Asians (DVS)

Rachel Chu is happy to accompany her longtime boyfriend, Nick, to his best friend's wedding in Singapore. She's also surprised to learn that Nick's family is extremely wealthy and he's considered one of the country's most eligible bachelors. Thrust into the spotlight, Rachel must now contend with jealous socialites, quirky relatives and something far, far worse -- Nick's disapproving mother. Based on the novel by Kevin Kwan.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Overboard (DVS)

Leonardo, a selfishly rich playboy, falls off his yacht and wakes up to find himself in the hospital with amnesia. Seeking retribution for all the times Leonardo treated her poorly, one of his employees, Kate, decides to retrieve him from the hospital and convince him he's her husband. As a single mother to three daughters struggling to make ends meet, Kate could use a little help around the house and with the children. Will their new family last or will Leonardo finally put the clues together and leave them for good?

TV-14

12:00 PM

One Without the Ski Trip, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with the Tiny T-Shirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Dollhouse, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with a Chick and a Duck, The (DVS)

Friends

When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Screamer, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Ross's Thing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story (DVS)

American Dad

A Langley Falls talk show outs Francine as Baby Franny, the toddler who was once rescued from a well by a heroic fireman. On the anniversary of her rescue, she falls down the well again and makes a shocking discovery. Stan and Roger have an entrepreneurial eureka moment when they think of the world's next game-changing business opportunity, male stripper shoes.

TV-14

4:30 PM

Max Jets (DVS)

American Dad

Roger announces Max Jets, a character of Roger's who enjoys showering the Smith family with money, is soon getting out of prison. But a wrench is thrown in the system when Max falls in love with Gina, a gold-digging waitress who threatens the family's inheritance.

TV-14

5:00 PM

My Affair Lady (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley gets a job and starts to fall for a co-worker. Meanwhile, Stan chauffers Steve and Francine to a Mother-Son dance. Hayley is broke and gets an office job where she meets a cute co-worker named Ax. Klaus and Roger encourage her to have sex with Ax on an office retreat. Hayley is all for it until she finds out Ax is a married man. Hayley backs out when she sees he has a tattoo of Roger. Back at home, Stan steals Francine from Steve at the school dance and tries to make it up to him by letting them dance at home.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Star Is Reborn, A (DVS)

American Dad

While on vacation in Los Angeles, Stan joins the world of old Hollywood.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Chicken, Spaghetti and Sex (DVS)

Misery Index, The

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

6:30 PM

Shrink, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is horrified when he sees a couple die in a car crash, and he goes to see a shrink. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Holy S***, Jeff's Back! (DVS)

American Dad

Jeff returns from space. Or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot's hamster.

TV-14

7:30 PM

American Fung (DVS)

American Dad

American Dad is sold to a Chinese businessman. Meanwhile, Stan has Francine committed to an insane asylum when he forgets their anniversary.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Seizures Suit Stanny (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan lies about his texting and driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Roots (DVS)

American Dad

Stan sets out to stop a tree that he considers his father from being cut down. Steve realizes he's stopped growing and considers surgery.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Dr. C & the Women (DVS)

Family Guy

After Cleveland diffuses an argument between Quagmire and Joe, Peter encourages him to open his own therapy office. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job as a TSA agent, and revels in the positive attention she gets for being the office hottie.

TV-14

9:30 PM

#JOLO (DVS)

Family Guy

Joe decides to become more spontaneous and independent, leaving Bonnie and quitting his job. This new Joe invites the guys on a road trip to Niagara Falls to celebrate.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Once Bitten (DVS)

Family Guy

After Brian gets diagnosed with liver disease from his heavy drinking, Peter is stuck with the task of inserting Brian's suppository pills. When Brian bites Peter's arm in self-defense, Brian becomes the alpha dog.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Roasted Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

While watching a celebrity roast with Brian, Peter is inspired to throw a roast for himself, but it backfires when his friends go further then he expected. Hurt by what was said, Peter decides to seek out a new group of friends.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Fighting Irish (DVS)

Family Guy

When Liam Nesson comes to town to shoot a movie, Peter is convinced that he can beat him up. Unsuccessful, Peter winds up in jail but is bailed out by Liam Neeson and becomes his manservant.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Take My Wife (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and the guys are invited on a Bahamas couples' vacation with their wives. Upon arrival, their host reveals that they're at a couples' counseling retreat.

TV-14

Tuesday, Oct 27
12:00 AM

Pilling Them Softly (DVS)

Family Guy

After Quagmire shows off his cooking skills to the gang, Lois suggests that he audition for Channel 5's new cooking show.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Papa Has a Rollin' Son (DVS)

Family Guy

It's nearly Fathers' Day, and when Peter learns about Joe's distant relationship with his father Bud, he invites Bud to town.

TV-14

1:00 AM

No Weddings and a Funeral (DVS)

American Dad

Klaus leaves the family after one too many harassments. 15 years later, they reconnect for his funeral.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Eight Fires (DVS)

American Dad

Roger helps Francine with her terrible cooking by bringing her to a remote Patagonian island. Stan gets a nail in his head and can't speak.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Conan 101428 (DVS)

Conan

Guest: Heidi Gardner

TV-14

2:30 AM

Busboy, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A busboy loses his job and his cat because of George.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Baby Shower, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer persuades Jerry to get illegal cable service.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Conan 101428 (DVS)

Conan

Guest: Heidi Gardner

TV-14

4:00 AM

Jacket, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry loves an expensive suede jacket until he buys it.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

Chinese Restaurant, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry, Elaine and George need reservations at a Chinese restaurant.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

Phone Message, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George regrets a nasty message he put on a date's answering machine.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

Apartment, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry regrets encouraging Elaine to move into his building.

TV-PG

6:00 AM

Stranded, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Waiting for a ride, Jerry and Elaine keep a party's host up late.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

And the Extra Work (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are invited to be extras on a popular TV show shooting a scene in Han's diner, but when Caroline catches the director's eye, he offers her an actual role with strings attached.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Tip Slip (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's father, Martin Channing, asks Caroline to go on a talk show to defend him when a former employee threatens to defame him in a tell-all book.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Window of Opportunity (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline offer to deep-clean a previously hidden part of the diner, they discover something that could re-launch their cupcake business.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One at the Beach, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Jellyfish, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Cat, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Cuffs, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.

TV-14

3:00 PM

One with the Ballroom Dancing, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. Phoebe wants to date her sexy massage client.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Joey's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend--but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

TV-14

4:00 PM

One with the Dirty Girl, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where Chandler Crosses the Line, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Chandler in a Box, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where They're Going to Party!, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Uterus, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Life Aquatic with Steve Smith, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve joins the high school water polo team in order to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley mentally regresses to a six-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.

TV-14

8:00 PM

N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed) (DVS)

American Dad

Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers (DVS)

American Dad

Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in their backyard.

TV-14

9:00 PM

He's Too Sexy for His Fat (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Story on Page One, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Love Car Displacement, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard is jealous when Bernadette runs into her old boyfriend at a science event they're attending.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Thespian Catalyst, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon wants acting lessons from Penny, hoping they will make him a better teacher.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Benefactor Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

After meeting at a fundraising gala, an aged but wealthy, Caltech donor makes Leonard ponder if he's willing to have sex with her to secure another donation.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Cohabitation Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard contemplates a serious decision in his relationship with Bernadette; and Leonard and Raj's sister start seeing each other again.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Oct 28
12:00 AM

Toast Derivation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is in a crisis when he realizes he's not the epicenter of the group, so he decides to find new friends.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Prestidigitation Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard has a tough choice to make when Priya asks him to stop spending time with Penny, forcing him to choose between the two women; and Howard keeps pestering Sheldon with a magic trick.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Zarnecki Incursion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys become sleuths to find out who hacked Sheldon's online-game account.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Chicken, Spaghetti and Sex (DVS)

Misery Index, The

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Conan 101429 (DVS)

Conan

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Soft Opening (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Business is booming at Max & Caroline's new cupcake walk-up after word spreads about a shocking incident involving a rock star.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Kitty Kitty Spank Spank (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max becomes smitten with an old stray cat that's been hanging around the apartment, Caroline tries to convince her they need to find it a better home. But just when they think they've found one, the cat's fate takes a turn.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with the Embryos, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with Rachel's Crush, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with Joey's Dirty Day, The (DVS)

Friends

Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot. Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favor.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with All the Rugby, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Fake Party, The (DVS)

Friends

Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Free Porn, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

TV-14

4:00 PM

One with Rachel's New Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with All the Haste, The (DVS)

Friends

Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with All the Wedding Dresses, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Invitation, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

He Looks Like Mr. Magoo (DVS)

Misery Index, The

Joe and Jameela have a major costume clash, there's a ex living in your attic, and a little boy overhears his parents having sex...and then impersonates them. All that plus Q's arachnophobia is pushed to the limit in this episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

6:30 PM

Chicken, Spaghetti and Sex (DVS)

Misery Index, The

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Stan-Dan Deliver (DVS)

American Dad

Roger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Two Hundred, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as The Two Hundred has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his family.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Unincludeds, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order and Stan and Francine go on vacation in Bosnia.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Wasted Talent (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a competition.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Fore Father (DVS)

Family Guy

Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Occupation Recalibration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

There's impactful news on the work front as Penny makes a big step toward pursuing a full-time acting career, and Sheldon is forced to take a vacation.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Dependence Transcendence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard and Leonard are putting in late nights at work and Sheldon is having trouble keeping up; Raj and a pregnant Bernadette spend a day together; and Penny and Amy take in a faculty party.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Geology Elevation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A geologist coworker's MacArthur Genius fellowship award leaves Sheldon stone cold jealous. Meanwhile, Howard stumbles upon a remote-control Stephen Hawking action figure that he invented. Hawking appears as himself.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Separation Agitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leaving baby Halley in day care proves to be tough for Bernadette after she starts back to work; and geologist Bert digs up a girlfriend, but some of his colleagues think she's a golddigger.

TV-PG

Thursday, Oct 29
12:00 AM

Geology Methodology, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, despite Sheldon's embarrassment. Penny and Bernadette coach Koothrappali on how to navigate his relationship with Ruchi.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Solo Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo, she and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments. Bert the geologist replaces Howard in the band Footprints on the Moon, and Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Meteorite Manifestation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is thrilled to help Bernadette and Howard navigate bureaucratic paperwork, until he discovers they are breaking the law. Leonard is disappointed when his friends exclude him from a scientific project.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

October 28, 2020 (DVS)

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

A talk show of Samantha Bee's nuanced, satirical view of political and cultural issues.

TV-MA

2:00 AM

Conan 101430 (DVS)

Conan

Guest: Natasha Lyonne

TV-14

2:30 AM

October 28, 2020 (DVS)

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

A talk show of Samantha Bee's nuanced, satirical view of political and cultural issues.

TV-MA

3:00 AM

Statue, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry thinks a friend stole his statue, but doesn't know how to get it back.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Conan 101430 (DVS)

Conan

Guest: Natasha Lyonne

TV-14

4:00 AM

And the Group Head (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline can't figure out how to use the new cappuccino maker they bought for their cupcake business, they take temporary side jobs as baristas at a coffee house to learn the ropes.

TV-14

4:30 AM

And the Cronuts (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline start losing business to the new cronut craze (half-croissant, half-donut), they come up with their own trend: cake fries.

TV-14

5:00 AM

And the Piece of Sheet (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline buys Max a new bedding set and gives away the old sheets to charity without realizing they had sentimental value to her.

TV-14

5:30 AM

And the Girlfriend Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han asks Max and Caroline to convince a stripper to pretend to be his girlfriend when his mother visits from Korea.

TV-14

6:00 AM

And the "It" Hole (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's date is a no-show after promising to take her to one of the city's hippest new restaurants, so she and Max decide to take advantage of the hard-to-get reservation.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Pastry Porn (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max applies to the Manhattan School of Pastry and bakes a tart for the entrance exam.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the First Day of School (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max attempts to make a good impression on her first day of pastry school, but finds the class clown to be extremely distracting and intriguing.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Life After Death (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline learns that her childhood nanny passed away and brings Max with her to attend the funeral. But once there she discovers that the woman never spoke of Caroline to her own family.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with the Worst Best Man Ever, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One After Ross Says Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with All the Kissing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One-Hundredth, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Phoebe Hates PBS, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Kips, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.

TV-14

5:00 PM

One with the Yeti, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? Monica and Rachel meet a monster.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where Ross Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.

TV-14

6:30 PM

One with Ross' Sandwich, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Dentist's Wife, The (DVS)

American Dad

Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist's wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Widow's Pique (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she's a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad, The (DVS)

American Dad

Francine joins in on Steve and his pals' live-action role-playing game. Stan opens a knock-off Seaworld in the house.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Daesong Heavy Industries (DVS)

American Dad

Stan loses his faith in religion after Steve questions everything in the Bible. He takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented "Noah's Ark."

TV-14

9:00 PM

Thin White Line Part 1 (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Brian Does Hollywood Part 2 (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Herb Garden Germination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy decide to start rumors about themselves as a social test. Meanwhile, Howard takes his relationship with Bernadette to an even higher level.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Agreement Dissection, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Priya uses her legal expertise to rip apart Sheldon's roommate agreement, and the women take the flustered Sheldon out dancing.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Wildebeest Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj makes an attempt to cure his phobia of talking to women; and Penny spies on Leonard and Priya with the help of Bernadette.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Engagement Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Mrs. Wolowitz ends up in the hospital after Howard tells her he's marrying Bernadette. While there, Leonard stresses over Penny and Priya warming up to one another.

TV-14

Friday, Oct 30
12:00 AM

Roommate Transmogrification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj moves in with Sheldon when Leonard and Priya's Star Trek bedroom fantasy is too much for him, and the guys tease Howard when Bernadette gets her PHD making Howard the only one without a doctorate.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Skank Reflex Analysis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the fifth season premiere, Penny worries that she's screwed things up permanently with her friends after her night with Raj, while Sheldon takes command of the paintball team.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Infestation Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A battle of wills between Sheldon and Penny leaves Amy caught in the middle, while Leonard tries to spice up his long-distance relationship with Priya (AARTI MANN).

TV-14

1:30 AM

Pulled Groin Extrapolation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Attending a co-worker's wedding, Leonard and Amy (MAYIM BIALIK) get to know each other better, while Howard and Bernadette spend the weekend with Mrs. Wolowitz!

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Conan 101431 (DVS)

Conan

Guest: Simon Pegg

TV-14

2:30 AM

He Looks Like Mr. Magoo (DVS)

Misery Index, The

Joe and Jameela have a major costume clash, there's a ex living in your attic, and a little boy overhears his parents having sex...and then impersonates them. All that plus Q's arachnophobia is pushed to the limit in this episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Chicken, Spaghetti and Sex (DVS)

Misery Index, The

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Conan 101431 (DVS)

Conan

Guest: Simon Pegg

TV-14

4:00 AM

Prince (DVS)

New Girl

Jess is ready to paint the town purple when a chance encounter finds her and Cece invited to a once-in-a-lifetime mansion party thrown by music legend Prince. Not wanting to miss out on the fun, Nick, Schmidt, Winston and Coach are determined to crash the festivities, building toward an unforgettable climax.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Exes (DVS)

New Girl

When Nick has an awkward run-in with his ex, Caroline, Jess tries to convince him he can still be friends with her by introducing him to her former boyfriend, Berkley. Meanwhile, Coach uses Schmidt's loft to impress a date, but things turn farcically disastrous when Schmidt arrives home with his own potential bedmate.

TV-14

5:00 AM

Sister (DVS)

New Girl

Jess' wild-child sister, Abby, pays a visit and immediately throws the loft into disarray. Meanwhile, Schmidt enlists Nick to be his wingman in crashing a bar mitzvah and Winston throws a dinner party with Bertie, which turns awkward when only Cece and Coach attend.

TV-14

5:30 AM

Sister II (DVS)

New Girl

Jess panics when her sister, Abby, decides to stay in Los Angeles and sets her eyes on one of the loft-mates. Meanwhile, Winston procrastinates about checking his test results for the LAPD entrance exam.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Sister III (DVS)

New Girl

Abby and Schmidt's warp speed relationship, already having moved in together, causes Jess to reevaluate her and Nick's need for space and independence. Cece too is troubled by the way Abby has Schmidt under her control and is worried that she's once again running a scam and taking advantage of Schmidt's generosity.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the French Kiss (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

After a great make-out session with Max's teacher, Caroline learns a secret about him that she wishes she'd known beforehand.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Big But (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max wants to be more than friends with her pastry school partner; Caroline remains attracted to her married teacher.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Dumpster Sex (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Deke takes Max to his place after a great first date, but his so-called home is nothing like she expected. Meanwhile, Caroline feels empowered and then scared after she has a shady-looking car towed from the front of the Cupcake window.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with the Inappropriate Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with All the Resolutions, The (DVS)

Friends

On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with Chandler's Work Laugh, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Joey's Bag, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey wears a shoulder bag.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Everybody Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.

TV-14

3:30 PM

One with the Girl Who Hits Joey, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Cop, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.

TV-14

5:00 PM

One Where Rachel Smokes, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey and Ross' son audition for the same commercial but only one can get the part.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where Ross Can't Flirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls (DVS)

American Dad

After hosting the scariest haunted house in the neighborhood for years, Stan is threatened by a competitive neighbor.

TV-14

6:30 PM

Poltergasm (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and Roger discover that the house is haunted. The ghost appears as an apparition of a younger Francine. The ghost grows more powerful until it attacks Hayley's boyfriend and pulls him into the netherworld.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Halloween on Spooner Street (DVS)

Family Guy

On Halloween, Stewie plots revenge after his candy is taken away by bullies; Meg determines to use a Halloween disguise as a means of hooking up with a boy; Peter and Joe target Quagmire for Halloween pranks.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Quagmire's Quagmire (DVS)

Family Guy

Quagmire purchases a new laptop, which promptly gets infected by viruses from all of the dirty websites he visits. When he takes it in to be fixed, the technician, Sonja, is unfazed by his browser history and actually recommends alternate sites. Impressed, Quagmire asks her out on a date.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Rampage (DVS)

Primatologist Davis Okoye shares an unshakable bond with George, an extraordinarily intelligent, silverback gorilla that's been in his care since birth. When a rogue genetic experiment goes wrong, it causes George, a wolf and a reptile to grow to a monstrous size. As the mutated beasts embark on a path of destruction, Okoye teams up with a discredited genetic engineer and the military to secure an antidote and prevent a global catastrophe. Based on the video game.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Full Bars (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The Belcher kids break their Halloween tradition by ditching their usual trick-or-treating route and venturing off to Kingshead Island, a posh neighborhood that is known for distributing full-sized candy bars. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda attend Teddy's annual "Black and Orange" party.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Fort Night (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Tina, Gene and Louise are filled with the Halloween spirit and head out with their friends for a candy-fueled adventure. However, things take a turn for the worse when the kids build their own fort and find themselves held hostage by Louise's wacko friend, Millie.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Tina and the Real Ghost (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the Belcher's basement. And when Bob realizes that an in-house ghost may increase revenues, he too becomes a fan of the paranormal entity.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

I Am Legend (DVS)

Robert Neville is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable and manmade. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City, and maybe the world. But he is not alone. He is surrounded by "the Infected"-victims of the plague who have mutated into carnivorous beings who can only exist in the dark and who will devour or infect anyone or anything in their path. For three years, Neville has spent his days scavenging for food and supplies and faithfully sending out radio messages, desperate to find any other survivors who might be out there. All the while, the Infected lurk in the shadows, watching Neville's every move, waiting for him to make a fatal mistake. Perhaps mankind's last, best hope, Neville is driven by only one remaining mission: to find a way to reverse the effects of the virus using his own immune blood. But his blood is also what The Infected hunt, and Neville knows he is outnumbered and quickly running out of time.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Teen-a Witch (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

With Halloween quickly approaching, Tina reveals her brilliant idea that will finally win her first place in the annual costume contest. But when Tammy steals her idea, Tina is forced to seek the help of Mr. Ambrose, who leads her to alternate and otherworldly methods of winning. Meanwhile, Bob is on a mission to figure out who is stealing his perfectly crafted pumpkins.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Rampage (DVS)

Primatologist Davis Okoye shares an unshakable bond with George, an extraordinarily intelligent, silverback gorilla that's been in his care since birth. When a rogue genetic experiment goes wrong, it causes George, a wolf and a reptile to grow to a monstrous size. As the mutated beasts embark on a path of destruction, Okoye teams up with a discredited genetic engineer and the military to secure an antidote and prevent a global catastrophe. Based on the video game.

TV-14

Saturday, Oct 31
1:00 AM

I Am Legend (DVS)

Robert Neville is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable and manmade. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City, and maybe the world. But he is not alone. He is surrounded by "the Infected"-victims of the plague who have mutated into carnivorous beings who can only exist in the dark and who will devour or infect anyone or anything in their path. For three years, Neville has spent his days scavenging for food and supplies and faithfully sending out radio messages, desperate to find any other survivors who might be out there. All the while, the Infected lurk in the shadows, watching Neville's every move, waiting for him to make a fatal mistake. Perhaps mankind's last, best hope, Neville is driven by only one remaining mission: to find a way to reverse the effects of the virus using his own immune blood. But his blood is also what The Infected hunt, and Neville knows he is outnumbered and quickly running out of time.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Focus (DVS)

Nicky, a seasoned master of misdirection, becomes romantically involved with novice con artist Jess. As he's teaching her the tricks of the trade, she gets too close for comfort and he abruptly breaks it off. Three years later, the former flame-now an accomplished femme fatale-shows up in Buenos Aires in the middle of the high stakes race car circuit. In the midst of Nicky's latest, very dangerous scheme, she throws his plans for a loop-and throws the consummate con man off his game.

TV-14

5:00 AM

Focus (DVS)

Nicky, a seasoned master of misdirection, becomes romantically involved with novice con artist Jess. As he's teaching her the tricks of the trade, she gets too close for comfort and he abruptly breaks it off. Three years later, the former flame-now an accomplished femme fatale-shows up in Buenos Aires in the middle of the high stakes race car circuit. In the midst of Nicky's latest, very dangerous scheme, she throws his plans for a loop-and throws the consummate con man off his game.

TV-14

1:00 PM

Opera, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Unaware her beau is a mad stalker, Jerry takes Elaine to the opera.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

Face Painter, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine's boyfriend's behavior at a hockey game appalls her and Jerry.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

Blood, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's parents notice his weight gain and ask Izzy to train him.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

I Am Legend (DVS)

Robert Neville is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable and manmade. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City, and maybe the world. But he is not alone. He is surrounded by "the Infected"-victims of the plague who have mutated into carnivorous beings who can only exist in the dark and who will devour or infect anyone or anything in their path. For three years, Neville has spent his days scavenging for food and supplies and faithfully sending out radio messages, desperate to find any other survivors who might be out there. All the while, the Infected lurk in the shadows, watching Neville's every move, waiting for him to make a fatal mistake. Perhaps mankind's last, best hope, Neville is driven by only one remaining mission: to find a way to reverse the effects of the virus using his own immune blood. But his blood is also what The Infected hunt, and Neville knows he is outnumbered and quickly running out of time.

TV-14

3:00 PM

Halloween (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Unhappy Amy must wear a costume to go on patrol with Charles; Jake bets Holt he can steal his Medal of Valor.

TV-14

3:30 PM

Halloween II (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake challenges Capt. Holt that he can steal his watch; Gina is upset about getting kicked off her dance team; Terry confronts Gina about her attitude.

TV-14

4:00 PM

Halloween Part 3 (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Holt and Peralta compete for the title of amazing detective slash genius in their third annual Halloween heist.

TV-14

4:30 PM

Godzilla (DVS)

The government tried to destroy him in 1954, dropping nuclear bombs into the Pacific Ocean under the pretense of weapons testing. Instead, mankind, in its ignorance, awakened a new terror. Now, Godzilla rises again to restore balance as humanity stands defenseless.

TV-14

5:00 PM

HalloVeen (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The Nine-Nine embarks on its fifth annual Halloween Heist and, as usual, everybody has a plan and no one is safe. Relationships and friendships are tested as the title Amazing Human Slash Genius must be snagged by midnight, leaving everyone pitted against each other.

TV-14

5:30 PM

I Am Legend (DVS)

Robert Neville is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable and manmade. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City, and maybe the world. But he is not alone. He is surrounded by "the Infected"-victims of the plague who have mutated into carnivorous beings who can only exist in the dark and who will devour or infect anyone or anything in their path. For three years, Neville has spent his days scavenging for food and supplies and faithfully sending out radio messages, desperate to find any other survivors who might be out there. All the while, the Infected lurk in the shadows, watching Neville's every move, waiting for him to make a fatal mistake. Perhaps mankind's last, best hope, Neville is driven by only one remaining mission: to find a way to reverse the effects of the virus using his own immune blood. But his blood is also what The Infected hunt, and Neville knows he is outnumbered and quickly running out of time.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Rampage (DVS)

Primatologist Davis Okoye shares an unshakable bond with George, an extraordinarily intelligent, silverback gorilla that's been in his care since birth. When a rogue genetic experiment goes wrong, it causes George, a wolf and a reptile to grow to a monstrous size. As the mutated beasts embark on a path of destruction, Okoye teams up with a discredited genetic engineer and the military to secure an antidote and prevent a global catastrophe. Based on the video game.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Godzilla (DVS)

The government tried to destroy him in 1954, dropping nuclear bombs into the Pacific Ocean under the pretense of weapons testing. Instead, mankind, in its ignorance, awakened a new terror. Now, Godzilla rises again to restore balance as humanity stands defenseless.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Middle Earth Paradigm, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny hosts a Halloween party putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Good Guy Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon tries to spook his friends on Halloween.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Rampage (DVS)

Primatologist Davis Okoye shares an unshakable bond with George, an extraordinarily intelligent, silverback gorilla that's been in his care since birth. When a rogue genetic experiment goes wrong, it causes George, a wolf and a reptile to grow to a monstrous size. As the mutated beasts embark on a path of destruction, Okoye teams up with a discredited genetic engineer and the military to secure an antidote and prevent a global catastrophe. Based on the video game.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Imitation Perturbation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Howard dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, Sheldon seeks retaliation at Leonard and Penny's Halloween Party. Leonard is shocked that Penny doesn't remember their first kiss.

TV-PG

Sunday, Nov 1
12:00 AM

Middle Earth Paradigm, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny hosts a Halloween party putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Good Guy Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon tries to spook his friends on Halloween.

TV-14

1:00 AM

October 28, 2020 (DVS)

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

A talk show of Samantha Bee's nuanced, satirical view of political and cultural issues.

TV-MA

1:30 AM

Wedding Singer, The (DVS)

A man with a miserable love life travels from wedding to wedding singing romantic songs to happy newlyweds while dreaming of hitting it big as a rock star.

TV-14

2:30 AM

He Looks Like Mr. Magoo (DVS)

Misery Index, The

Joe and Jameela have a major costume clash, there's a ex living in your attic, and a little boy overhears his parents having sex...and then impersonates them. All that plus Q's arachnophobia is pushed to the limit in this episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

3:00 AM

And the ATM (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max decides to break up with Deke now that she knows about his wealthy background.

TV-14

3:30 AM

And the Married Man Sleepover (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline asks Max and Deke to join on her dinner date at Nicholas' loft to make sure she doesn't do anything she might regret. Caroline and Max also treat themselves to very special hair appointments.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Chicken, Spaghetti and Sex (DVS)

Misery Index, The

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Wedding Singer, The (DVS)

A man with a miserable love life travels from wedding to wedding singing romantic songs to happy newlyweds while dreaming of hitting it big as a rock star.

TV-14

5:30 AM

And the Icing on the Cake (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Deke invites Max's friends over to his dumpster house, Caroline learns a big secret about his background.

TV-14

6:00 AM

And the ATM (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max decides to break up with Deke now that she knows about his wealthy background.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Married Man Sleepover (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline asks Max and Deke to join on her dinner date at Nicholas' loft to make sure she doesn't do anything she might regret. Caroline and Max also treat themselves to very special hair appointments.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Near Death Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline goes into a tailspin and drags Max with her when Nicolas tells her that he is going to leave is wife for her.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Kilt Trip (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to fit in with Max and the diner gang as they go out to get wild and crazy at the St. Patrick's Day parade but she finds herself longing to practice her former holiday traditions at the Plaza Hotel.

TV-14

12:00 PM

Heart Attack, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George thinks he's having a heart attack.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Revenge, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George seeks revenge on his ex-boss for not rehiring him.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

Deal, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine mull intimacy but without commitment.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Lesbian Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with All the Wedding Dresses, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

Wedding Singer, The (DVS)

A man with a miserable love life travels from wedding to wedding singing romantic songs to happy newlyweds while dreaming of hitting it big as a rock star.

TV-14

3:00 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One in Vegas Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

Wedding Crashers (DVS)

Jeremy and John are divorce mediators who spend their free time crashing wedding receptions. For the irrepressible duo, there are few better ways to drink for free and bed vulnerable women. So when Secretary of the Treasury William Cleary announces the wedding of his daughter, the pair make it their mission to crash the high-profile event. But their game hits a bump in the road when John locks eyes with bridesmaid Claire.

TV-14

5:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

Wedding Singer, The (DVS)

A man with a miserable love life travels from wedding to wedding singing romantic songs to happy newlyweds while dreaming of hitting it big as a rock star.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Wedding Ringer, The (DVS)

A shy groom in need of a best man turns to a gregarious guy who offers groomsmen services.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Wedding Crashers (DVS)

Jeremy and John are divorce mediators who spend their free time crashing wedding receptions. For the irrepressible duo, there are few better ways to drink for free and bed vulnerable women. So when Secretary of the Treasury William Cleary announces the wedding of his daughter, the pair make it their mission to crash the high-profile event. But their game hits a bump in the road when John locks eyes with bridesmaid Claire.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Allowance Evaporation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy is incensed when she discovers Sheldon has shared intimate relationship information with people at the University; and Raj is knocked for a loop when his father stops sending financial support.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Bow Tie Asymmetry, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The Season 11 finale: When Amy's parents and Sheldon's family arrive for the wedding, everybody is focused on making sure all goes according to plan--everyone except the bride and groom.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Wedding Ringer, The (DVS)

A shy groom in need of a best man turns to a gregarious guy who offers groomsmen services.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Stockholm Syndrome, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the series finale, Bernadette and Howard leave their kids for the first time; Penny and Leonard try to keep a secret; Sheldon and Amy stick together; and Raj makes a new friend, as the gang travels together into an uncharted future.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Wedding Ringer, The (DVS)

A shy groom in need of a best man turns to a gregarious guy who offers groomsmen services.

TV-14

Monday, Nov 2
12:00 AM

Allowance Evaporation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy is incensed when she discovers Sheldon has shared intimate relationship information with people at the University; and Raj is knocked for a loop when his father stops sending financial support.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Bow Tie Asymmetry, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The Season 11 finale: When Amy's parents and Sheldon's family arrive for the wedding, everybody is focused on making sure all goes according to plan--everyone except the bride and groom.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Inspiration Deprivation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy has a meltdown due to the pressure associated with winning a Nobel Prize. Raj and Howard try to relive the good old days after Howard buys a scooter that looks like the one he had years ago.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Wedding Crashers (DVS)

Jeremy and John are divorce mediators who spend their free time crashing wedding receptions. For the irrepressible duo, there are few better ways to drink for free and bed vulnerable women. So when Secretary of the Treasury William Cleary announces the wedding of his daughter, the pair make it their mission to crash the high-profile event. But their game hits a bump in the road when John locks eyes with bridesmaid Claire.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Wedding Ringer, The (DVS)

A shy groom in need of a best man turns to a gregarious guy who offers groomsmen services.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Due Date (DVS)

Peter Highman is an expectant first-time father whose wife's due date is a mere five days away. As Peter hurries to catch a flight home from Atlanta to be at her side for the birth, his best intentions go completely awry when a chance encounter with aspiring actor Ethan Tremblay forces Peter to hitch a ride with Ethan--on what turns out to be a cross-country road trip that will ultimately destroy several cars, numerous friendships and Peter's last nerve.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Wedding Crashers (DVS)

Jeremy and John are divorce mediators who spend their free time crashing wedding receptions. For the irrepressible duo, there are few better ways to drink for free and bed vulnerable women. So when Secretary of the Treasury William Cleary announces the wedding of his daughter, the pair make it their mission to crash the high-profile event. But their game hits a bump in the road when John locks eyes with bridesmaid Claire.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Due Date (DVS)

Peter Highman is an expectant first-time father whose wife's due date is a mere five days away. As Peter hurries to catch a flight home from Atlanta to be at her side for the birth, his best intentions go completely awry when a chance encounter with aspiring actor Ethan Tremblay forces Peter to hitch a ride with Ethan--on what turns out to be a cross-country road trip that will ultimately destroy several cars, numerous friendships and Peter's last nerve.

TV-14

12:00 PM

One with the Ride Along, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with the Ball, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with Joey's Big Break, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One After Vegas, The (DVS)

Friends

Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where Ross Hugs Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Ross' Denial, The (DVS)

Friends

Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, The (DVS)

Friends

Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Joey's Porsche, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence (DVS)

American Dad

Everyone is separated after the ship explodes: Stan and Francine lose their memories and resort to primitive living on an island, Hayley and Jeff are rescued by the Navy and Jeff decides to enlist, and Roger and Steve try to survive on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean.

TV-14

4:30 PM

Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth (DVS)

American Dad

When Roger breaks his ankle, Francine convinces Stan to let him play in his basketball league. Meanwhile, Steve sings a song that parodies R. Kelley's "Trapped in the Closet."

TV-14

5:00 PM

Mine Struggle (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan discovers a salt mine in the backyard, the Morton Salt Company wants to buy it. It turns out Steve is the rightful owner of the land and he faces pressure from the family to sell.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Gift Me Liberty (DVS)

American Dad

When Bullock is upset that somebody did not bring a gift to the CIA Secret Santa party, Stan goes on a mission to find out who it was. Meanwhile, Steve poses as the good guy boyfriend of several female classmates.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Seaplane! (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda is bored by Bob's tired attempts at Date Night and decides to sign up for flying lessons. When Bob won't join her, she becomes the target of "Upskirt Kurt," the most charming pilot in the air.

TV-14

6:30 PM

My Big Fat Greek Bob (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob scores a temporary gig as a cook at an "underdog" frat house and discovers that he fits right in! Hijinks ensue as Bob and the rest of the fraternity brothers find themselves in the middle of a collegiate prank war that involves the house's most famous alumnus, Dr. Yap. Meanwhile, the kids are on a mission to invade the frat house and get in on the action.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Purple Rain-Union (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

In an attempt to redeem a failed talent show performance from her past, Linda reunites with her former bandmates from the Ta-Ta's to perform at their high school reunion. At the event, a former female classmate attempts to impress Bob, her high school crush, who, in turn, becomes very self-conscious about the unwanted attention.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Bob and Deliver (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

To Tina's delight, Bob becomes the substitute Home Ec teacher at her school and ends up creating a full-scale restaurant in the classroom. However, her excitement is short-lived as Bob's position causes father/daughter friction. But when Gene and Louise go to work for Bob's school restaurant, Linda must fend for herself at the family's other restaurant.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Christmas in the Car (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Linda accidentally kills the family tree, the Belchers must go out on Christmas day to find a new one. But when Bob cuts off a giant candy cane truck, they are forced to outrun the madman driver and spend the entire holiday together in the car. Back at the Belcher home, Bob's friend, Teddy, accidentally gets stuck in the kids' Santa trap.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Guy, Robot (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian decides to do stand up comedy, but when his set begins to tank, he starts stealing Stewie's Twitter material.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Peter's Sister (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter's estranged sister Karen shows up to the Griffin family's Thanksgiving dinner, and Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire realize she is the famous wrestler, Heavy Flo.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Hot Pocket-Dial (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter takes his family to a fancy restaurant and falls in love with his toothpick. When Peter accidentally swallows it, he goes back to the restaurant to get another one.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Brokeback Swanson (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire are super excited about going to the Seriously Wicked Bull Run, but they're worried that Joe would be dead weight.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Candy Quahog Marshmallow! (DVS)

Family Guy

As the guys go through Quagmire's father's old clothes, Peter finds a bunch of VHS tapes of a Korean soap opera called Winter Summer. It turns out Quagmire starred in the show years earlier while he was stationed in Busan with the Navy.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Peanut Butter Kid, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Stressed about their poor finances, Lois and Peter try to find a way to save money for Stewie's college fund. Peter buys a metal detector to search for expensive metals on the beach.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Scammed Yankees (DVS)

Family Guy

With Lois and her mother Babs out at the spa, Peter is forced to spend the afternoon her father, Carter. The two are quickly sucked into a "promising" online deal involving loaning a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince.

TV-14

Tuesday, Nov 3
12:00 AM

App a Day, An (DVS)

Family Guy

After Peter damages his phone in the shower playing with apps, he gives it to Chris. Chris uses his new phone to send a not-safe-for-school picture to his crush Marcy.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Underage Peter (DVS)

Family Guy

A drunk Peter drinks water from a fire hydrant; but when the water overflows, Peter ends up destroying the public library. As a result of Peter's drunken hijinks, Major Adam West raises the legal drinking age to fifty.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Hand that Rocks the Rogu, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve babysits Roger's ex-tumor, Rogu, to prove to Francine that he's ready for the responsibility. Stan and Francine get into trouble in their respective clubs.

TV-14

1:30 AM

100 Years A Solid Fool (DVS)

American Dad

While running an errand in Little Columbia, Stan is confronted by his hidden past.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Conan 101432 (DVS)

Conan

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Pitch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Network executives ask Jerry to create a show. Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer. George woos an executive.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Ticket, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; George woos an executive.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Conan 101432 (DVS)

Conan

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Wallet Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to explain the absence of a watch his parents gave him.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

Watch Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to buy back a discarded watch, a gift from his parents.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

Bubble Boy, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sickly fan.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

Cheever Letters, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George work on their pilot script.

TV-PG

6:00 AM

Virgin, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Hours before a network meeting, Jerry and George draw a blank.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

And the First Degree (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline helping Max earn her high-school diploma and reconnect with her estranged mother.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Reality Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

With a TV producer approaching Max and Caroline about shooting an episode of a Kardashians reality show at their cupcake window.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the DJ Face (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max is mortified when she learns the hot guy she's been spending time with is a deejay at a grocery store.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One on the Last Night, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One Where Phoebe Runs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Cry Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Ross Got High, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Routine, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Apothecary Table, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Joke, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Chandler bicker over which of them created a raunchy joke. Phoebe antagonizes Monica and Rachel with her candor. Joey reluctantly takes a waiter job at Central Perk.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Rachel's Sister Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Cry Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends fantasize Rachel and Ross are in respective loveless marriages. Monica is an overweight virgin. Poor Chandler works for television star Joey, and Phoebe is an overstressed stockbroker.

TV-14

6:00 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol; Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness; Rachel learns the truth about her husband; and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.

TV-14

6:30 PM

One with Unagi, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica. Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Joey hires a look-alike.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Next of Pin (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Steve start bowling together to have more quality time and Steve gets discovered for his bowling talent. Klaus holds a contest to test whether Roger or Hayley have the worse attention span.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Standard Deviation (DVS)

American Dad

In order to avoid being sent on a suicide mission, Stan learns how to become a DJ to beat Bullock in a DJ Battle. Jeff takes up drinking psychedelic teas and Roger helps him build an imaginary musical instrument.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Father's Daze (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family forgets to celebrate Father's Day, and so to make it up to Stan, they plan out the perfect day. Stan uses a CIA device to erase their memories and have them continually plan perfect days for him.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Fight and Flight (DVS)

American Dad

Stan goes over-the-top to produce a reenactment of Charles Lindbergh's solo flight for Steve's school project after he gets an F. Klaus buys a pair of shoes online and Hayley helps him harass the neighbor they believe has stolen them.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Lethal Weapons (DVS)

Family Guy

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

TV-14

9:30 PM

One If by Clam, Two If by Sea (DVS)

Family Guy

A British man buys Peter's favorite bar after a hurricane.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Isolation Permutation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Bernadette & Penny shop for wedding dresses...without Amy.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Ornithophobia Diffusion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon must overcome his fear of birds.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Flaming Spittoon Acquisition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon becomes jealous when Stuart asks Amy for a date.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Speckerman Recurrance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard comes face-to-face with his high school bully.

TV-14

Wednesday, Nov 4
12:00 AM

Shiny Trinket Maneuver, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets in trouble with Amy, and it's up to Penny to teach him how to be a better boyfriend. Howard, meanwhile, must come to grips with Bernadette's dislike of children.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Recombination Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Everything might change when Leonard offers Penny a spur of the moment invitation to a romantic dinner for two on the 100th episode of the series.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Beta Test Initiation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Penny "beta test" their relationship.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Chicken, Spaghetti and Sex (DVS)

Misery Index, The

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Brick in the Face, A (DVS)

Misery Index, The

A biking accident of glacial proportions, a real misery who identifies as a wolf, and searching for a cell phone on a trash barge. All on this week's episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Conan 101433 (DVS)

Conan

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Impractical Jokers (DVS)

Four longtime friends compete to embarrass each other with a series of hilarious dares. If they refuse, they lose. At the end, the big loser must endure an epic punishment.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Impractical Jokers (DVS)

Four longtime friends compete to embarrass each other with a series of hilarious dares. If they refuse, they lose. At the end, the big loser must endure an epic punishment.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Childhood Not Included (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline accidentally loses one of Han's expensive fish while cleaning the tank, so Max considers selling a sentimental gift from her mother in order to replace the fish.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Old Bike Yarn (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline takes an abandoned bicycle to start a delivery service for their cupcake business but soon discovers that Max doesn't know how to ride one.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Brand Job (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's friendship is severely tested when Caroline drags Max to a motivational business seminar to help brand their cupcake business.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One Where Ross Dates a Student, The (DVS)

Friends

When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with Joey's Fridge, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The (DVS)

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Paul's the Man, The (DVS)

Friends

Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Ring, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Proposal Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler plans to propose to Monica.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Proposal Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Monica's Thunder, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone but Rachel and Ross upstage her. Chandler has trouble making love.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Rachel's Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Cookies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Rachel's Assistant, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley takes Roger with her to a meditation center and he quickly takes over, becoming one of the world's leading authorities on meditation. Stan and Steve become apprentices as they are taught the art of making sushi.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Portrait of Francine's Genitals (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is embarrassed when a painting of Francine's genitals, done by a famous artist, is unveiled at the museum. Steve turns to helping people after masturbation is ruined by his mom's portrait.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Bahama Mama (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they're trying to have a baby. Steve and Klaus join a drug gang after Steve decides to take being an uncle extra seriously.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Roger's Baby (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley experiences what pregnancy would be like after Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again. Snot's feelings are hurt when Steve secretly signs him up for a makeover.

TV-14

9:00 PM

And the Wiener Is... (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the ``cool'' gang's wrath.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Emission Impossible (DVS)

Family Guy

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Friendship Contraction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's selfish demands force Leonard to reconsider their friendship. Meanwhile, Howard tries to pick his astronaut nickname. NASA astronaut MIKE MASSIMINO guest stars.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Vacation Solution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon is forced to take a vacation by the university, he goes to work with Amy in her neurobiology lab.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Rothman Disintegration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When a corner office at the University opens up, Sheldon must compete for it with his office nemesis, Barry Kripke. Meanwhile, Penny receives an unusual gift from Amy.

TV-PG