DVS Offerings

Sunday, May 28
12:00 AM

Fangirl Gone Wild (DVS)

I Survived Bear Grylls

Legendary survivalist Bear Grylls tests five wannabe survivalists with extreme, gross and hilarious challenges based on his own adventures. An obsessed superfan tries to be the first one to survive Bear and win the $10,000 prize.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Meteorite Manifestation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is thrilled to help Bernadette and Howard navigate bureaucratic paperwork, until he discovers they are breaking the law. Leonard is disappointed when his friends exclude him from a scientific project.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Bridesmaids (DVS)

Thirtysomething Annie finds her life turned completely upside down when she takes on the maid of honor role in her best friend Lillian's wedding. In way over her head but determined to succeed, Annie leads a hodgepodge of bridesmaids on a wild ride down the road to the big event.

TV-14

1:30 AM

D & D Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang finds out Wil Wheaton hosts a celebrity Dungeons and Dragons game involving William Shatner, Joe Manganiello, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin Smith. Deception and betrayal are the path to make it to the one open seat.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Going Commando (DVS)

I Survived Bear Grylls

Bear throws down the gauntlet for armchair survivalist Matt who's cocky he'll win. An ex-NFL cheerleader, bull testicles and a filthy challenge from Bear stand in the way of Matt taking home the $10,000 prize.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Fangirl Gone Wild (DVS)

I Survived Bear Grylls

Legendary survivalist Bear Grylls tests five wannabe survivalists with extreme, gross and hilarious challenges based on his own adventures. An obsessed superfan tries to be the first one to survive Bear and win the $10,000 prize.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Couples Retreat (DVS)

Four Midwestern couples embark on a journey to a tropical island resort. While one of the couples is there to work on their marriage, the other three set out to jet ski, spa and enjoy some fun in the sun. They soon discover that participation in the resort's couples therapy is not optional. Suddenly, their group-rate vacation comes at a price. What follows is a hilarious look at real world problems faced by all couples.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Bridesmaids (DVS)

Thirtysomething Annie finds her life turned completely upside down when she takes on the maid of honor role in her best friend Lillian's wedding. In way over her head but determined to succeed, Annie leads a hodgepodge of bridesmaids on a wild ride down the road to the big event.

TV-14

6:00 AM

America, Do You Have What It Takes? (DVS)

Cube, The

The Cube is back! Dwyane Wade returns with the world's toughest game show. We are launching the second season with some VERY special guests as Gabrielle Union-Wade and La La Anthony take on brand new games in The Cube for charity.

TV-14

6:30 AM

Couples Retreat (DVS)

Four Midwestern couples embark on a journey to a tropical island resort. While one of the couples is there to work on their marriage, the other three set out to jet ski, spa and enjoy some fun in the sun. They soon discover that participation in the resort's couples therapy is not optional. Suddenly, their group-rate vacation comes at a price. What follows is a hilarious look at real world problems faced by all couples.

TV-14

7:00 AM

G-Boys Are Coming, The (DVS)

Cube, The

Are Gabrielle Union-Wade and Lala Anthony about to make Cube history? Next in The Cube are Kweku & Kofi - fired up having seen the Cube destroy so many teams last season, the self-titled G-Boys are here to avenge our plexiglass monolith that they call Little Cubie.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

Bahama Mama (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they're trying to have a baby. Steve and Klaus join a drug gang after Steve decides to take being an uncle extra seriously.

TV-14

8:30 AM

Roger's Baby (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley experiences what pregnancy would be like after Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again. Snot's feelings are hurt when Steve secretly signs him up for a makeover.

TV-14

9:00 AM

America, Do You Have What It Takes? (DVS)

Cube, The

The Cube is back! Dwyane Wade returns with the world's toughest game show. We are launching the second season with some VERY special guests as Gabrielle Union-Wade and La La Anthony take on brand new games in The Cube for charity.

TV-14

9:30 AM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

G-Boys Are Coming, The (DVS)

Cube, The

Are Gabrielle Union-Wade and Lala Anthony about to make Cube history? Next in The Cube are Kweku & Kofi - fired up having seen the Cube destroy so many teams last season, the self-titled G-Boys are here to avenge our plexiglass monolith that they call Little Cubie.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

One with All the Kissing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Roger's Baby (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley experiences what pregnancy would be like after Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again. Snot's feelings are hurt when Steve secretly signs him up for a makeover.

TV-14

12:00 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One After Ross Says Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

Horrible Bosses (DVS)

Three oppressed workers devise a complex and seemingly foolproof plan to rid themselves of their intolerable employers.

TV-14

3:30 PM

We're the Millers (DVS)

A drug dealer creates a make-believe family in order to bring 1,400 pounds of marijuana into the U.S.

TV-14

4:30 PM

Horrible Bosses (DVS)

Three oppressed workers devise a complex and seemingly foolproof plan to rid themselves of their intolerable employers.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Conference Valuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a pharmaceutical sales convention, leaving Howard in charge of the kids. Sheldon finds a book on experimenting on kids, and the guys plus Amy make a day of it.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

We're the Millers (DVS)

A drug dealer creates a make-believe family in order to bring 1,400 pounds of marijuana into the U.S.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Inspiration Deprivation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy has a meltdown due to the pressure associated with winning a Nobel Prize. Raj and Howard try to relive the good old days after Howard buys a scooter that looks like the one he had years ago.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

Decision Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Plagiarism Schism, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Kripke has proof that Dr. Pemberton plagiarized his thesis in college, and Sheldon and Amy aren't sure they should turn him in or not. Howard is happily surprised to learn that Bernie wasn't the only waitress at the Cheesecake Factory who had a crush on him back in the day.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Maternal Conclusion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Use Those Surgical Hands! (DVS)

Cube, The

As Kweku & Kofi give the Cube the best they've got, we welcome nurses Natasha & Kiana, who are confident they will conquer the Cube with their sporting background and surgical hands.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Laureate Accumulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Competitors Pemberton and Campbell charm America on a publicity tour, so Sheldon and Amy try to bring Nobel laureates Kip Thorne, George Smoot, and Frances Arnold to their side. Halley's fear of the dark leads to opportunity and conflict for Howard, Bernadette and Stuart.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Use Those Surgical Hands! (DVS)

Cube, The

As Kweku & Kofi give the Cube the best they've got, we welcome nurses Natasha & Kiana, who are confident they will conquer the Cube with their sporting background and surgical hands.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Decision Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

We're the Millers (DVS)

A drug dealer creates a make-believe family in order to bring 1,400 pounds of marijuana into the U.S.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Maternal Conclusion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house.

TV-PG

Monday, May 29
12:00 AM

Use Those Surgical Hands! (DVS)

Cube, The

As Kweku & Kofi give the Cube the best they've got, we welcome nurses Natasha & Kiana, who are confident they will conquer the Cube with their sporting background and surgical hands.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Use Those Surgical Hands! (DVS)

Cube, The

As Kweku & Kofi give the Cube the best they've got, we welcome nurses Natasha & Kiana, who are confident they will conquer the Cube with their sporting background and surgical hands.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

We're the Millers (DVS)

A drug dealer creates a make-believe family in order to bring 1,400 pounds of marijuana into the U.S.

TV-14

6:30 AM

George Discovers Benny's Sili-con Job (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

George Enrolls Like That (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

George Keeps Truant to Himself (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor drops by to check on him.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

And the Tip Slip (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's father, Martin Channing, asks Caroline to go on a talk show to defend him when a former employee threatens to defame him in a tell-all book.

TV-14

9:30 AM

40 Year Old Virgin, The (DVS)

Forty-year-old Andy Stitzer has done quite a few things in his life. He's got a cushy job stamping invoices at an electronics superstore, a nice apartment with a proud collection of action figures and comic books, good friends, a nice attitude. But there's just one little thing he hasn't quite gotten around to doing yet--something most people have done by this age. Done a lot. Andy's never, ever, ever had sex--not even by accident. So is that such a big deal? Well, for Andy's buddies at the store, it sure is. Although they think he's a bit of an oddball, there's certainly a planetful of stranger (and homelier) guys who've at least had one go at having a go. They consider it their duty to help Andy out of his dire situation and go to great lengths to help him. But nothing proves effective enough to lure their friend out of lifelong chastity until he meets Trish, a 40-year-old mother of three. Andy's friends are psyched by the possibility that "it" may finally happen--until they hear that Andy and Trish have begun their relationship based on a mutual no-sex policy.

TV-14

10:00 AM

George Says I Do ... More in this Marriage (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George Enrolls Like That (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George Keeps Truant to Himself (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor drops by to check on him.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

And the Tip Slip (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's father, Martin Channing, asks Caroline to go on a talk show to defend him when a former employee threatens to defame him in a tell-all book.

TV-14

12:00 PM

Hangover Part II, The (DVS)

Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug travel to exotic Thailand for Stu's wedding. With the memory of Doug's nearly disastrous bachelor party in Las Vegas still fresh-or at least well-documented-Stu is taking no chances. He has opted for a safe, subdued, pre-wedding trip brunch, with pancakes, coffee and no alcohol. However, things don't always go as planned. Two nights before the big day, at a fabulous resort in Thailand, Stu relents. One beer each. In sealed bottles. What could go wrong? What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in Bangkok can't even be imagined.

TV-14

12:30 PM

40 Year Old Virgin, The (DVS)

Forty-year-old Andy Stitzer has done quite a few things in his life. He's got a cushy job stamping invoices at an electronics superstore, a nice apartment with a proud collection of action figures and comic books, good friends, a nice attitude. But there's just one little thing he hasn't quite gotten around to doing yet--something most people have done by this age. Done a lot. Andy's never, ever, ever had sex--not even by accident. So is that such a big deal? Well, for Andy's buddies at the store, it sure is. Although they think he's a bit of an oddball, there's certainly a planetful of stranger (and homelier) guys who've at least had one go at having a go. They consider it their duty to help Andy out of his dire situation and go to great lengths to help him. But nothing proves effective enough to lure their friend out of lifelong chastity until he meets Trish, a 40-year-old mother of three. Andy's friends are psyched by the possibility that "it" may finally happen--until they hear that Andy and Trish have begun their relationship based on a mutual no-sex policy.

TV-14

2:00 PM

Hangover Part III, The (DVS)

In the aftermath of the death of Alan's father, the wolfpack decide to take Alan to get treated for his mental issues. But things start to go wrong on the way to the hospital as the wolfpack is assaulted and Doug is kidnapped. Now they must find Mr. Chow again in order to surrender him to the gangster who kidnapped Doug in order to save him.

TV-14

3:00 PM

Hangover Part II, The (DVS)

Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug travel to exotic Thailand for Stu's wedding. With the memory of Doug's nearly disastrous bachelor party in Las Vegas still fresh-or at least well-documented-Stu is taking no chances. He has opted for a safe, subdued, pre-wedding trip brunch, with pancakes, coffee and no alcohol. However, things don't always go as planned. Two nights before the big day, at a fabulous resort in Thailand, Stu relents. One beer each. In sealed bottles. What could go wrong? What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in Bangkok can't even be imagined.

TV-14

4:00 PM

Use Those Surgical Hands! (DVS)

Cube, The

As Kweku & Kofi give the Cube the best they've got, we welcome nurses Natasha & Kiana, who are confident they will conquer the Cube with their sporting background and surgical hands.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Hangover Part III, The (DVS)

In the aftermath of the death of Alan's father, the wolfpack decide to take Alan to get treated for his mental issues. But things start to go wrong on the way to the hospital as the wolfpack is assaulted and Doug is kidnapped. Now they must find Mr. Chow again in order to surrender him to the gangster who kidnapped Doug in order to save him.

TV-14

5:30 PM

One with the Yeti, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? Monica and Rachel meet a monster.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

Change Constant, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy and Sheldon wait for the news. Howard and Bernadette leave their kids. Leonard and Penny keep a secret.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Stockholm Syndrome, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the series finale, Bernadette and Howard leave their kids for the first time; Penny and Leonard try to keep a secret; Sheldon and Amy stick together; and Raj makes a new friend, as the gang travels together into an uncharted future.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Use Those Surgical Hands! (DVS)

Cube, The

As Kweku & Kofi give the Cube the best they've got, we welcome nurses Natasha & Kiana, who are confident they will conquer the Cube with their sporting background and surgical hands.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

Big Bran Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

One with the Kips, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.

TV-14

8:30 PM

One with the Yeti, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? Monica and Rachel meet a monster.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Change Constant, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy and Sheldon wait for the news. Howard and Bernadette leave their kids. Leonard and Penny keep a secret.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Stockholm Syndrome, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the series finale, Bernadette and Howard leave their kids for the first time; Penny and Leonard try to keep a secret; Sheldon and Amy stick together; and Raj makes a new friend, as the gang travels together into an uncharted future.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Pilot (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Big Bran Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Fuzzy Boots Corollary, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard asks a work colleague out after he finds out Penny is seeing someone.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Luminous Fish Effect, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.

TV-14

Tuesday, May 30
12:00 AM

Hamburger Postulate, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Loobenfeld Decay, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production of Rent. However, Sheldon's lie becomes a bit too complicated for its own good.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Saving Face (DVS)

American Dad

In an attempt to maintain his "prime," Stan explores some cosmetic solutions that could not go worse.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Ninety North, Zero West (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs to perform an ancient ritual.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Whole Slotta Love (DVS)

American Dad

Francine becomes less attracted to Stan when he gets involved with slot car racing. Roger becomes a stewardess to perform comedy routines on the plane but is upset when another stewardess is funnier than him.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Witches of Langley, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Nice Night for a Drive, A (DVS)

American Dad

Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car after Stan refuses to pay for a life-saving surgery. Steve and his friends prank Roger's Frank character and he terrorizes them for revenge.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Casino Normale (DVS)

American Dad

Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a sexy supervillain to incite Stan to be more seductive. Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so he can take revenge on him.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Bazooka Steve (DVS)

American Dad

Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the arena football team to stop playing. Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver to pay him back for her gambling debts.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Camp Campawanda (DVS)

American Dad

Steve is upset when Snot threatens their summer camp fun by becoming a counselor-in-training. Hayley and Jeff are suspicious of Roger when he organizes a Burning Man reenactment in the yard for their anniversary.

TV-14

5:00 AM

Julia Rogerts (DVS)

American Dad

Roger runs off in disguise as a Julia Roberts character to a small town after Stan hurts his feelings. Steve plans a meeting when he finds out that Jeff and Barry have never met.

TV-14

5:30 AM

Life and Times of Stan Smith, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan becomes addicted to "dying" after Roger tricks him into thinking he had a heart attack. Klaus takes Steve to Arizona State University for a college visit, where a fraternity hazes him.

TV-14

9:00 AM

Kidney Stays in the Picture, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Funeral Brings George to His Niece, A (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George Gets Caught in a Powers Play (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

And the Soft Opening (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Business is booming at Max & Caroline's new cupcake walk-up after word spreads about a shocking incident involving a rock star.

TV-14

11:00 AM

And the Kickstarter (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to raise money for an expensive pair of new pants through an online fundraising site. Meanwhile, Max's new smartphone comes between her and Caroline.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Kitty Kitty Spank Spank (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max becomes smitten with an old stray cat that's been hanging around the apartment, Caroline tries to convince her they need to find it a better home. But just when they think they've found one, the cat's fate takes a turn.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Group Head (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline can't figure out how to use the new cappuccino maker they bought for their cupcake business, they take temporary side jobs as baristas at a coffee house to learn the ropes.

TV-14

12:30 PM

One Where Ross Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.

TV-14

1:30 PM

One with Ross' Sandwich, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Inappropriate Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with All the Resolutions, The (DVS)

Friends

On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Chandler's Work Laugh, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Joey's Bag, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey wears a shoulder bag.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Everybody Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.

TV-14

4:30 PM

One with the Girl Who Hits Joey, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Cop, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.

TV-14

6:00 PM

One Where Rachel Smokes, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey and Ross' son audition for the same commercial but only one can get the part.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Use Those Surgical Hands! (DVS)

Cube, The

As Kweku & Kofi give the Cube the best they've got, we welcome nurses Natasha & Kiana, who are confident they will conquer the Cube with their sporting background and surgical hands.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Missy asks some uncomfortable questions about sex in church.

TV-14

Wednesday, May 31
12:00 AM

Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon begins his complicated relationship with engineering.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin, The (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon battles the University's mysterious Grand Chancellor.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian, The (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon gets the science yips and learns how not to think.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon's new dorm room becomes a campus hotspot.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Georgie makes a life-changing decision causing tension.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meemaw opens a secret gambling room.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzgy (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George finds himself in the middle of Missy's love life.

TV-14

3:30 AM

It's a Cliffhanger, by George (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George helps Ernie lose weight so Mel Powers will not fire him.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

George Gets Cross Over Freddie (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without Benny-Fits (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

TV-PG

6:00 AM

It's a Cliffhanger, by George (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from from her past.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

George's House has Two Empty Wombs (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancee to the family.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George Nieces a New Media Room (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George Testi-Lies for Benny (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

George Thinks Vic's Fiancee is Lion About Being a Cheetah (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancee.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Cronuts (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline start losing business to the new cronut craze (half-croissant, half-donut), they come up with their own trend: cake fries.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Piece of Sheet (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline buys Max a new bedding set and gives away the old sheets to charity without realizing they had sentimental value to her.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Girlfriend Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han asks Max and Caroline to convince a stripper to pretend to be his girlfriend when his mother visits from Korea.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the "It" Hole (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's date is a no-show after promising to take her to one of the city's hippest new restaurants, so she and Max decide to take advantage of the hard-to-get reservation.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One Where Ross Can't Flirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Ride Along, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Ball, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Joey's Big Break, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One in Vegas Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One in Vegas Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One After Vegas, The (DVS)

Friends

Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where Ross Hugs Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Ross' Denial, The (DVS)

Friends

Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, The (DVS)

Friends

Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with Joey's Porsche, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One on the Last Night, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Ep191 - Dynamite 5/31/2023 (DVS)

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers headlined by Hangman Page, Dr. Britt Baker, CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Chris Jericho, Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Adam Cole, Sting, Jade Cargill and many more.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon attends his first comic book convention.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Middle Earth Paradigm, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny hosts a Halloween party putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Dumpling Paradox, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With Wolowitz AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Hulk Hogan vs Gawker (DVS)

Rich & Shameless

Hulk Hogan is an American icon, the most famous wrestler in the world. He had it all: fans, money, a loving family - even his own TV show - but when an infamous sex tape was leaked to the media, it changed his life forever. This film uncovers the scandal beyond the ring, the man vs. the legend, and his ultimate fight for privacy.

TV-MA

10:30 PM

Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between him and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Ep191 - Dynamite 5/31/2023 (DVS)

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers headlined by Hangman Page, Dr. Britt Baker, CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Chris Jericho, Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Adam Cole, Sting, Jade Cargill and many more.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon butts heads with a new scientist in the lab.

TV-PG

Thursday, Jun 1
12:00 AM

Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

A science road trip lands Sheldon in the middle of nowhere.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meemaw finds herself with a suitcase full of illegal cash.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Hulk Hogan vs Gawker (DVS)

Rich & Shameless

Hulk Hogan is an American icon, the most famous wrestler in the world. He had it all: fans, money, a loving family - even his own TV show - but when an infamous sex tape was leaked to the media, it changed his life forever. This film uncovers the scandal beyond the ring, the man vs. the legend, and his ultimate fight for privacy.

TV-MA

1:30 AM

George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self-Image by Saying, 'You 'Sta Loca Good' (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon makes friends with his dorm neighbors.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon butts heads with a new scientist in the lab.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

A science road trip lands Sheldon in the middle of nowhere.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meemaw finds herself with a suitcase full of illegal cash.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

Use Those Surgical Hands! (DVS)

Cube, The

As Kweku & Kofi give the Cube the best they've got, we welcome nurses Natasha & Kiana, who are confident they will conquer the Cube with their sporting background and surgical hands.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self-Image by Saying, 'You 'Sta Loca Good' (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigilante (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

TV-PG

6:00 AM

George Is Maid to Be Ruth-Less (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie hire a maid who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Benny's love returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

Use Those Surgical Hands! (DVS)

Cube, The

As Kweku & Kofi give the Cube the best they've got, we welcome nurses Natasha & Kiana, who are confident they will conquer the Cube with their sporting background and surgical hands.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

This Old Casa (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Charity (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Meet the Cuban Parents (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

This Old Casa (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Super Bowl (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Valentine's Day Massacre, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Pastry Porn (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max applies to the Manhattan School of Pastry and bakes a tart for the entrance exam.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the First Day of School (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max attempts to make a good impression on her first day of pastry school, but finds the class clown to be extremely distracting and intriguing.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Life After Death (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline learns that her childhood nanny passed away and brings Max with her to attend the funeral. But once there she discovers that the woman never spoke of Caroline to her own family.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

And the French Kiss (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

After a great make-out session with Max's teacher, Caroline learns a secret about him that she wishes she'd known beforehand.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One Where Phoebe Runs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Ross's Teeth, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Ross Got High, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Routine, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Apothecary Table, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Joke, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Chandler bicker over which of them created a raunchy joke. Phoebe antagonizes Monica and Rachel with her candor. Joey reluctantly takes a waiter job at Central Perk.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Rachel's Sister Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Cry Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends fantasize Rachel and Ross are in respective loveless marriages. Monica is an overweight virgin. Poor Chandler works for television star Joey, and Phoebe is an overstressed stockbroker.

TV-14

6:30 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol; Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness; Rachel learns the truth about her husband; and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.

TV-14

7:00 PM

One with Unagi, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica. Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Joey hires a look-alike.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One Where Ross Dates a Student, The (DVS)

Friends

When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon deals with the death of a hero.

TV-14

8:30 PM

God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Georgie gives his parents some life-altering news.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

I Ain't Cosplayin' (DVS)

I Survived Bear Grylls

Bear cooks up new challenges that include drinking a signature Bear Grylls cocktail and stuffing the contestants in a blacked-out box to simulate an avalanche. Only one of the five contestants will survive Bear and leave $10,000 richer.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Jerusalem Duality, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who's smarter than he, the rest of the guys search for a way to eliminate the threat.

TV-14

10:00 PM

I Ain't Cosplayin' (DVS)

I Survived Bear Grylls

Bear cooks up new challenges that include drinking a signature Bear Grylls cocktail and stuffing the contestants in a blacked-out box to simulate an avalanche. Only one of the five contestants will survive Bear and leave $10,000 richer.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Nerdvana Annihilation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's The Time Machine makes Penny miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Peanut Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.

TV-14

Friday, Jun 2
12:00 AM

I Ain't Cosplayin' (DVS)

I Survived Bear Grylls

Bear cooks up new challenges that include drinking a signature Bear Grylls cocktail and stuffing the contestants in a blacked-out box to simulate an avalanche. Only one of the five contestants will survive Bear and leave $10,000 richer.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Neighbors 2 (DVS)

Now that Mac and Kelly Radner have a second baby on the way, they are ready to make the final move into adulthood: the suburbs. But just as they thought they'd reclaimed the neighborhood and were safe to sell, they learn that the new occupants next door are a sorority even more out of control than Teddy and his brothers ever dreamed of being.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Use Those Surgical Hands! (DVS)

Cube, The

As Kweku & Kofi give the Cube the best they've got, we welcome nurses Natasha & Kiana, who are confident they will conquer the Cube with their sporting background and surgical hands.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

Neighbors 2 (DVS)

Now that Mac and Kelly Radner have a second baby on the way, they are ready to make the final move into adulthood: the suburbs. But just as they thought they'd reclaimed the neighborhood and were safe to sell, they learn that the new occupants next door are a sorority even more out of control than Teddy and his brothers ever dreamed of being.

TV-14

4:30 AM

White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

The Coopers face gossip from the congregation about Georgie.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon faces puberty in the season five finale.

TV-PG

6:00 AM

Use Those Surgical Hands! (DVS)

Cube, The

As Kweku & Kofi give the Cube the best they've got, we welcome nurses Natasha & Kiana, who are confident they will conquer the Cube with their sporting background and surgical hands.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

Girl Fight (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

TV-PG

7:00 AM

Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Missy learn about Georgie's pregnancy.

TV-14

7:30 AM

White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

The Coopers face gossip from the congregation about Georgie.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon faces puberty in the season five finale.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Girl Fight (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George vs. George (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Kiss Is Just a Kiss, A (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie's sister makes a pass at George.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Profiles in Courage (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Secrets and Lies (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Big But (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max wants to be more than friends with her pastry school partner; Caroline remains attracted to her married teacher.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Dumpster Sex (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Deke takes Max to his place after a great first date, but his so-called home is nothing like she expected. Meanwhile, Caroline feels empowered and then scared after she has a shady-looking car towed from the front of the Cupcake window.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Icing on the Cake (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Deke invites Max's friends over to his dumpster house, Caroline learns a big secret about his background.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the ATM (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max decides to break up with Deke now that she knows about his wealthy background.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with Joey's Fridge, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The (DVS)

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Paul's the Man, The (DVS)

Friends

Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Ring, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Proposal Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler plans to propose to Monica.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Proposal Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Monica's Thunder, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone but Rachel and Ross upstage her. Chandler has trouble making love.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Rachel's Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Cookies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with Rachel's Assistant, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with the Engagement Picture, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

8:30 PM

One with Ross's Library Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Pilot (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meet 9-year-old Sheldon & his family on the series premiere! Sheldon learns that his high intelligence isn't always helpful growing up in East Texas, where church and football are king.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon goes on a quest to make his first friend.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Poker, Faith, and Eggs (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon's faith is shaken when his dad goes to the hospital.

TV-PG

10:27 PM

I, Robot (DVS)

The year is 2035. Detective Del Spooner is investigating the death of brilliant, eccentric scientist Dr. Alfred Lanning. Spooner is aided by psychologist Dr. Susan Calvin, and the death is initially labeled a suicide. Spooner, though, suspects that a robot may have perpetrated the crime. That seems unthinkable since robots are governed by The Three Laws of Robotics, which state that a robot may never harm or allow harm to come to a human being. As Spooner and Calvin investigate the death, they come to believe that a robot did, in fact, commit the crime. They are aided in their investigation by Dr. Lanning himself, who appears as a hologram, and reveals that he was working on a top secret project at the time of his death.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Therapist, A Comic Book, and A Breakfast Sausage, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon refuses to eat solid food after a choking scare.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

Saturday, Jun 3
12:48 AM

I Ain't Cosplayin' (DVS)

I Survived Bear Grylls

Bear cooks up new challenges that include drinking a signature Bear Grylls cocktail and stuffing the contestants in a blacked-out box to simulate an avalanche. Only one of the five contestants will survive Bear and leave $10,000 richer.

TV-14

1:27 AM

I, Robot (DVS)

The year is 2035. Detective Del Spooner is investigating the death of brilliant, eccentric scientist Dr. Alfred Lanning. Spooner is aided by psychologist Dr. Susan Calvin, and the death is initially labeled a suicide. Spooner, though, suspects that a robot may have perpetrated the crime. That seems unthinkable since robots are governed by The Three Laws of Robotics, which state that a robot may never harm or allow harm to come to a human being. As Spooner and Calvin investigate the death, they come to believe that a robot did, in fact, commit the crime. They are aided in their investigation by Dr. Lanning himself, who appears as a hologram, and reveals that he was working on a top secret project at the time of his death.

TV-PG

1:48 AM

Change-Up, The (DVS)

Growing up together, Mitch and Dave were inseparable best friends, but as the years have passed they've slowly drifted apart. While Dave is an overworked lawyer, husband and father of three, Mitch has remained a single, quasi-employed man-child who has never met a responsibility he liked. To Mitch, Dave has it all: beautiful wife Jamie, kids who adore him and a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. To Dave, living Mitch's stress free life without obligation or consequence would be a dream come true. Following a drunken night out together, Mitch and Dave's worlds are turned upside down when they wake up in each other's bodies and proceed to freak out. Despite the freedom from their normal routines and habits, the guys soon discover that each other's lives are nowhere near as rosy as they once seemed. Further complicating matters are Dave's sexy legal associate, Sabrina, and Mitch's estranged father. With time not on their side, Mitch and Dave struggle to avoid completely destroying each other's lives before they can find a way to get their old ones back.

TV-14

3:48 AM

I Ain't Cosplayin' (DVS)

I Survived Bear Grylls

Bear cooks up new challenges that include drinking a signature Bear Grylls cocktail and stuffing the contestants in a blacked-out box to simulate an avalanche. Only one of the five contestants will survive Bear and leave $10,000 richer.

TV-14

4:03 AM

Uncle Drew (DVS)

After losing his street basketball team in Harlem, Dax convinces his legendary Uncle Drew and his old squad of septuagenarians to return to the court one more time.

TV-14

4:48 AM

Change-Up, The (DVS)

Growing up together, Mitch and Dave were inseparable best friends, but as the years have passed they've slowly drifted apart. While Dave is an overworked lawyer, husband and father of three, Mitch has remained a single, quasi-employed man-child who has never met a responsibility he liked. To Mitch, Dave has it all: beautiful wife Jamie, kids who adore him and a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. To Dave, living Mitch's stress free life without obligation or consequence would be a dream come true. Following a drunken night out together, Mitch and Dave's worlds are turned upside down when they wake up in each other's bodies and proceed to freak out. Despite the freedom from their normal routines and habits, the guys soon discover that each other's lives are nowhere near as rosy as they once seemed. Further complicating matters are Dave's sexy legal associate, Sabrina, and Mitch's estranged father. With time not on their side, Mitch and Dave struggle to avoid completely destroying each other's lives before they can find a way to get their old ones back.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Going Commando (DVS)

I Survived Bear Grylls

Bear throws down the gauntlet for armchair survivalist Matt who's cocky he'll win. An ex-NFL cheerleader, bull testicles and a filthy challenge from Bear stand in the way of Matt taking home the $10,000 prize.

TV-14

7:00 AM

I Ain't Cosplayin' (DVS)

I Survived Bear Grylls

Bear cooks up new challenges that include drinking a signature Bear Grylls cocktail and stuffing the contestants in a blacked-out box to simulate an avalanche. Only one of the five contestants will survive Bear and leave $10,000 richer.

TV-14

7:03 AM

Uncle Drew (DVS)

After losing his street basketball team in Harlem, Dax convinces his legendary Uncle Drew and his old squad of septuagenarians to return to the court one more time.

TV-14

8:00 AM

Bitchin' Race, The (DVS)

American Dad

The family competes on the reality show The Bitchin' Race. After Stan and Hayley ditch the less-motivated Steve and Francine and team up, they end up in a Tunisian labor prison.

TV-14

8:30 AM

Family Plan (DVS)

American Dad

Francine reconnects with her birth family when she starts craving the experience of having a big family. Stan becomes a Picker based on his obsession with American Pickers.

TV-14

9:00 AM

Going Commando (DVS)

I Survived Bear Grylls

Bear throws down the gauntlet for armchair survivalist Matt who's cocky he'll win. An ex-NFL cheerleader, bull testicles and a filthy challenge from Bear stand in the way of Matt taking home the $10,000 prize.

TV-14

9:30 AM

Kloger (DVS)

American Dad

Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Steve tries to catch Hayley's pink eye to get out of doing a fitness test at school.

TV-14

10:00 AM

I Ain't Cosplayin' (DVS)

I Survived Bear Grylls

Bear cooks up new challenges that include drinking a signature Bear Grylls cocktail and stuffing the contestants in a blacked-out box to simulate an avalanche. Only one of the five contestants will survive Bear and leave $10,000 richer.

TV-14

10:30 AM

One with All the Candy, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

One with the Holiday Armadillo, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey .

TV-PG

11:30 AM

One with All the Candy, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One with the Holiday Armadillo, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey .

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with All the Cheesecakes, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's former boyfriend returns for one night only but Joey could ruin their plans. Monica plots revenge on her cousin's wedding day.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One Where They're Up All Night, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One Where Rosita Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where They All Turn Thirty, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Joey's New Brain, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's character on a daytime drama becomes more prominent to the chagrin of the show's diva star. Phoebe and Rachel argue over who should return a sexy man's misplaced cell phone to him.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon is determined to prove a NASA rep wrong.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meemaw refuses to give George Sr. her brisket recipe.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Cape Canaveral, Shrodinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George takes his sons to see a space shuttle launch.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Episode 1 - Sneak Peek (DVS)

Lazarus Project, The

George wakes to discover he's reliving the same events over again. Mystified, he is introduced to The Lazarus Project, a top-secret organisation that uses its ability to turn back time to save the world from extinction. When George's girlfriend, Sarah, suddenly dies, and the project won't reset time to save her, he faces a choice between helping Lazarus or going rogue.

TV-MA

Sunday, Jun 4
12:00 AM

I Ain't Cosplayin' (DVS)

I Survived Bear Grylls

Bear cooks up new challenges that include drinking a signature Bear Grylls cocktail and stuffing the contestants in a blacked-out box to simulate an avalanche. Only one of the five contestants will survive Bear and leave $10,000 richer.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Going Commando (DVS)

I Survived Bear Grylls

Bear throws down the gauntlet for armchair survivalist Matt who's cocky he'll win. An ex-NFL cheerleader, bull testicles and a filthy challenge from Bear stand in the way of Matt taking home the $10,000 prize.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Horrible Bosses (DVS)

Three oppressed workers devise a complex and seemingly foolproof plan to rid themselves of their intolerable employers.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Rush Hour 2 (DVS)

While vacationing together in Hong Kong, fast-talking Los Angeles Police Department detective Carter and Hong Kong Police inspector Lee investigate when a bomb explodes in the American embassy, killing two secret agents on the trail of a ring of smugglers.

TV-14

6:00 AM

G-Boys Are Coming, The (DVS)

Cube, The

Are Gabrielle Union-Wade and Lala Anthony about to make Cube history? Next in The Cube are Kweku & Kofi - fired up having seen the Cube destroy so many teams last season, the self-titled G-Boys are here to avenge our plexiglass monolith that they call Little Cubie.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon interviews with a school for gifted children.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

Use Those Surgical Hands! (DVS)

Cube, The

As Kweku & Kofi give the Cube the best they've got, we welcome nurses Natasha & Kiana, who are confident they will conquer the Cube with their sporting background and surgical hands.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Family Plan (DVS)

American Dad

Francine reconnects with her birth family when she starts craving the experience of having a big family. Stan becomes a Picker based on his obsession with American Pickers.

TV-14

8:00 AM

Long Bomb, The (DVS)

American Dad

While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena. Roger pretends to be an escort.

TV-14

8:30 AM

Kloger (DVS)

American Dad

Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Steve tries to catch Hayley's pink eye to get out of doing a fitness test at school.

TV-14

9:00 AM

G-Boys Are Coming, The (DVS)

Cube, The

Are Gabrielle Union-Wade and Lala Anthony about to make Cube history? Next in The Cube are Kweku & Kofi - fired up having seen the Cube destroy so many teams last season, the self-titled G-Boys are here to avenge our plexiglass monolith that they call Little Cubie.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Land Ship, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The upcoming Land Ship parade could mean increased business for Bob, until he learns that two port-o-potties will be placed in front of the restaurant. Meanwhile, Tina learns from her friends that she's boring, so she joins up with Jordan who has been vandalizing the school with graffiti. But when Jordan wants to spray graffiti on the Land Ship, Tina must decide between ruining the parade and disappointing her new crush.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Use Those Surgical Hands! (DVS)

Cube, The

As Kweku & Kofi give the Cube the best they've got, we welcome nurses Natasha & Kiana, who are confident they will conquer the Cube with their sporting background and surgical hands.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

One with the Cheap Wedding Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Hawk & Chick (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the aging star of their favorite 70's era samurai vs. monster movie series. When they find out that Hawk is estranged from his daughter, who co-starred as Chick in his movies with him, they decide to engineer a Hawk and Chick reunion.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Oeder Games, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants organize a rent strike only to discover they will have to compete with each other on the grounds of Mr. Fischoeder's estate in order to keep their rent reasonable.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Sliding Bobs (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob notices that he has started to lose his hair, his mustache hair. In a wave of nostalgia, Linda reminisces about Bob's mustache and how it made her fall for him years ago. Meanwhile, the kids create their own versions of what would have happened had Linda not fallen for Bob and his mustache.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Land Ship, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The upcoming Land Ship parade could mean increased business for Bob, until he learns that two port-o-potties will be placed in front of the restaurant. Meanwhile, Tina learns from her friends that she's boring, so she joins up with Jordan who has been vandalizing the school with graffiti. But when Jordan wants to spray graffiti on the Land Ship, Tina must decide between ruining the parade and disappointing her new crush.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with the Truth About London, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Cheap Wedding Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

Break-Up, The (DVS)

When Brooke, an art dealer, and Gary, a tour-bus driver, finally call it quits in their relationship, neither is willing to move out of their shared condo. With their friends suggesting a series of underhanded tactics that fail to get either Brooke or Gary to cave in, the only solution is to become hostile roommates.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with Ross & Monica's Cousin, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Rachel's Big Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister. Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Vows, The (DVS)

Friends

As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Horrible Bosses (DVS)

Three oppressed workers devise a complex and seemingly foolproof plan to rid themselves of their intolerable employers.

TV-14

4:30 PM

One After I Do, The (DVS)

Friends

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Break-Up, The (DVS)

When Brooke, an art dealer, and Gary, a tour-bus driver, finally call it quits in their relationship, neither is willing to move out of their shared condo. With their friends suggesting a series of underhanded tactics that fail to get either Brooke or Gary to cave in, the only solution is to become hostile roommates.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Pancake Batter Anomaly, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick and avoiding him as a result, Sheldon is nursed for by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Tangerine Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Horrible Bosses (DVS)

Three oppressed workers devise a complex and seemingly foolproof plan to rid themselves of their intolerable employers.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Codpiece Topology, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Seeing Penny with another guy sends Leonard back to Leslie Winkle much to Sheldon's dismay.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Barbarian Sublimation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and persistently pesters Sheldon for advice.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Griffin Equivalency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Full of confidence following being named one of People's 30 to Watch Under 30, Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Thanksgiving Grandma, The (DVS)

Cube, The

Wanda Dench shot to viral fame when she accidentally texted stranger Jamal Hinton in error when she intended to invite her grandson over for Thanksgiving. Six years on, these unlikely BFFs take on The Cube, hoping to be thankful for a 250k windfall.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Tangerine Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Thanksgiving Grandma, The (DVS)

Cube, The

Wanda Dench shot to viral fame when she accidentally texted stranger Jamal Hinton in error when she intended to invite her grandson over for Thanksgiving. Six years on, these unlikely BFFs take on The Cube, hoping to be thankful for a 250k windfall.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Codpiece Topology, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Seeing Penny with another guy sends Leonard back to Leslie Winkle much to Sheldon's dismay.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Rush Hour 2 (DVS)

While vacationing together in Hong Kong, fast-talking Los Angeles Police Department detective Carter and Hong Kong Police inspector Lee investigate when a bomb explodes in the American embassy, killing two secret agents on the trail of a ring of smugglers.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Griffin Equivalency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Full of confidence following being named one of People's 30 to Watch Under 30, Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant.

TV-14

Monday, Jun 5
12:00 AM

Thanksgiving Grandma, The (DVS)

Cube, The

Wanda Dench shot to viral fame when she accidentally texted stranger Jamal Hinton in error when she intended to invite her grandson over for Thanksgiving. Six years on, these unlikely BFFs take on The Cube, hoping to be thankful for a 250k windfall.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Rush Hour (DVS)

As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police detective Lee to find the girl. Unwilling to have their investigation invaded by a meddling outsider, the FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Detective Lee away from the case at any cost. Carter, the detective, covertly embarks on a one-man crusade to solve the case, having first distracted Lee. Within hours, Carter realises he has greatly underestimated his Hong Kong counterpart, who has seen through his ruse, given Carter the slip, and landed in the middle of the FBI's investigation. Both excluded by the FBI, these two cops from very different worlds must join forces to save the young girl.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Rush Hour 2 (DVS)

While vacationing together in Hong Kong, fast-talking Los Angeles Police Department detective Carter and Hong Kong Police inspector Lee investigate when a bomb explodes in the American embassy, killing two secret agents on the trail of a ring of smugglers.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Rush Hour 3 (DVS)

With a combined box-office gross of nearly a billion dollars worldwide, the Rush Hour films have become pop culture classics. Now, Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan are back in their respective roles as LAPD detective James Carter and Chinese Chief Inspector Lee with director Brett Ratner on board for the latest installment of the wildly popular franchise. Set in Paris, Rush Hour 3 finds Tucker and Chan's misfit partners from West and East battling a wing of the Chinese organized crime family of the Triads -- with their trademark mix of great action and big laughs. From dazzling Parisian nightclubs to the city's high-fashion runways, Rush Hour 3 promises more action, more comedy and more hilarious adventure than ever!

TV-14

4:00 AM

Rush Hour (DVS)

As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police detective Lee to find the girl. Unwilling to have their investigation invaded by a meddling outsider, the FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Detective Lee away from the case at any cost. Carter, the detective, covertly embarks on a one-man crusade to solve the case, having first distracted Lee. Within hours, Carter realises he has greatly underestimated his Hong Kong counterpart, who has seen through his ruse, given Carter the slip, and landed in the middle of the FBI's investigation. Both excluded by the FBI, these two cops from very different worlds must join forces to save the young girl.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Rush Hour 3 (DVS)

With a combined box-office gross of nearly a billion dollars worldwide, the Rush Hour films have become pop culture classics. Now, Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan are back in their respective roles as LAPD detective James Carter and Chinese Chief Inspector Lee with director Brett Ratner on board for the latest installment of the wildly popular franchise. Set in Paris, Rush Hour 3 finds Tucker and Chan's misfit partners from West and East battling a wing of the Chinese organized crime family of the Triads -- with their trademark mix of great action and big laughs. From dazzling Parisian nightclubs to the city's high-fashion runways, Rush Hour 3 promises more action, more comedy and more hilarious adventure than ever!

TV-14

6:30 AM

Girls Night Out (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

I Only Have Eyes for You (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Team Leader (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Girls Night Out (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

I Only Have Eyes for You (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Team Leader (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George Has Two Mommies (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Long Time No See (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Married Man Sleepover (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline asks Max and Deke to join on her dinner date at Nicholas' loft to make sure she doesn't do anything she might regret. Caroline and Max also treat themselves to very special hair appointments.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Near Death Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline goes into a tailspin and drags Max with her when Nicolas tells her that he is going to leave is wife for her.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Red Sweater, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Rachel Tells..., The (DVS)

Friends

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.

TV-14

3:00 PM

One with the Videotape, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Rachel's Date, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Halloween Party, The (DVS)

Friends

At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Stain, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Stripper, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Rumor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica encounters a high-school friend and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Monica's Boots, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Ross's Step Forward, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Jun 6
12:00 AM

Euclid Alternative, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

An intervention is used to try to force Sheldon to overcome his fear of driving.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and his friends are mystified when a younger undergraduate student is attracted to him.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon helps his father coach the football team.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

A trip to Sunday school inspires Sheldon to study religions.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

And the Kilt Trip (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to fit in with Max and the diner gang as they go out to get wild and crazy at the St. Patrick's Day parade but she finds herself longing to practice her former holiday traditions at the Plaza Hotel.

TV-14

2:30 AM

And the Not Broke Parents (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When the pastry school closes Deke has an idea of purchasing it, so he invites Caroline and Max to meet his parents, Max is tongue-tied until his mother confides in her about her secret past.

TV-14

3:00 AM

B/R Gaming (DVS)

TV-14

3:30 AM

Kloger (DVS)

American Dad

Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Steve tries to catch Hayley's pink eye to get out of doing a fitness test at school.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Garbage Stan (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father's old truck. Roger finds Hayley is a natural at bumper pool and brings her to play with the best player in town.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Talented Mr. Dingleberry, The (DVS)

American Dad

Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show. Stan, Hayley and Klaus start their own local honey business.

TV-14

5:00 AM

Paranoid_Frandroid (DVS)

American Dad

Francine becomes a conspiracy theorist. Klaus & Steve help Snot pimp out his new room.

TV-14

5:30 AM

Census of the Lambs, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley and Stan compete while collecting data for the US Census. Klaus inherits a camera and has Steve and his friends model for him.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Shell Game (DVS)

American Dad

Steve sets out to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order. Francine buys a new pasta sauce and the family starts changing.

TV-14

9:30 AM

Dubya, Dad, and Dating Pt. 1 (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Dubya, Dad, and Dating Pt. 2 (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Cuban Missus Crisis, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced, and George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

One Where Joey Dates Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One with the Secret Closet, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with the Birthing Video, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica prepares a memorable St. Valentine's Day for Chandler with sexy lingerie and X-rated entertainment.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One Where Joey Tells Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey tells Rachel that he is in love with her.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Tea Leaves, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One in Massapequa, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents, who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Joey's Interview, The (DVS)

Friends

When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Baby Shower, The (DVS)

Friends

During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's offer to move in to help with the child.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Cooking Class, The (DVS)

Friends

A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review; a cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross; Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Rachel Is Late, The (DVS)

Friends

Overdue Rachel tries everything to rush the delivery of her baby.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where No One Proposes, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey finds himself engaged to Rachel soon after she delivers her baby girl, while Phoebe assumes Ross is the one who proposed.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary & the twins move in with Meemaw after a fight.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

Sneeze, Detention and Sissy Spacek, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon & Missy are left home alone for the first time.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Tam make a new friend.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Jason Alexander guest stars as Sheldon's drama teacher.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon faces an unlikely bully.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Jun 7
12:00 AM

Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Wallace Shawn guest stars as Sheldon's college professor.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon faces his fear of a neighbor's dog.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon obsesses over Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon interferes in Meemaw's romantic relationships.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon dismantles the refrigerator to stop an annoying hum; and then must get a paper route to pay for the repairs.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Feel the Burn (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Carmen's Dating (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Split Decision (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

Fishing Cubans (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

Bringing Home the Bacon (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

Fishing Cubans (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney? (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

TV-PG

6:00 AM

And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline agree to make a wedding cake for a bride, who can't decide on what style of cake she wants or much of anything else.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the New Lease on Life (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are forced to find the original tenant of their apartment when the lease expires and convince him to re-sign or else they will face eviction.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Free Money (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's love for horse racing gets out of hand when she and Max go to a racetrack as guests of Sophie's new bookie boyfriend.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the First Degree (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline helping Max earn her high-school diploma and reconnect with her estranged mother.

TV-14

9:30 AM

Mementos (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Christmas Punch (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Why You Crying? (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Trouble with Ricky, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

God Needles George (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down, while Max prays for a miracle.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Reality Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

With a TV producer approaching Max and Caroline about shooting an episode of a Kardashians reality show at their cupcake window.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the DJ Face (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max is mortified when she learns the hot guy she's been spending time with is a deejay at a grocery store.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Childhood Not Included (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline accidentally loses one of Han's expensive fish while cleaning the tank, so Max considers selling a sentimental gift from her mother in order to replace the fish.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Old Bike Yarn (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline takes an abandoned bicycle to start a delivery service for their cupcake business but soon discovers that Max doesn't know how to ride one.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One Where Emma Cries, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Pediatrician, The (DVS)

Friends

Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Sharks, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks.

TV-14

3:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner, The (DVS)

Friends

Famished Phoebe waits for tardy friends to arrive at her birthday dinner.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Male Nanny, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross ridicules Rachel's choice of a male nanny.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Ross's Inappropriate Song, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment; Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Rachel's Other Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel has a bone to pick with her self-centered sister on Thanksgiving.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Rachel's Phone Number, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel impulsively gives her telephone number to a handsome guy but worries he will call when Ross is there.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Christmas in Tulsa, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop; Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Rats, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival to her birthday party; Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny; Phoebe and Mike take care of a litter of rats.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One Where Monica Sings, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Ep192 - Dynamite 6/7/2023 (DVS)

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers headlined by Hangman Page, Dr. Britt Baker, CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Chris Jericho, Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Adam Cole, Sting, Jade Cargill and many more.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When Mary's faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Panty Pinata Polarization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon bans Penny from the apartment for numerous minor infractions, she decides to retaliate. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Lizard-Spock Expansion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon wants to use an alternate version of rock-paper-scissors to help resolve conflicts. A girl Wolowitz has a major crush on falls for Leonard.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

America, Do You Have What It Takes? (DVS)

Cube, The

The Cube is back! Dwyane Wade returns with the world's toughest game show. We are launching the second season with some VERY special guests as Gabrielle Union-Wade and La La Anthony take on brand new games in The Cube for charity.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Vartabedian Conundrum, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard seeks Penny's counsel when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like. Sheldon's hypochondriac tendencies get the better of him.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Ep192 - Dynamite 6/7/2023 (DVS)

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers headlined by Hangman Page, Dr. Britt Baker, CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Chris Jericho, Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Adam Cole, Sting, Jade Cargill and many more.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Dr. Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins, and Mary is unhappy when the test results go to Sheldon's head.

TV-PG

Thursday, Jun 8
12:00 AM

Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr. Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church. Also, Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl that Sheldon is tutoring.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum, while George Sr. is forced to play therapist to Paige's bickering parents, Barry and Linda. Meanwhile, Mary, Georgie and Missy help Meemaw with a garage sale.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

America, Do You Have What It Takes? (DVS)

Cube, The

The Cube is back! Dwyane Wade returns with the world's toughest game show. We are launching the second season with some VERY special guests as Gabrielle Union-Wade and La La Anthony take on brand new games in The Cube for charity.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon studies his family for a psychology project when their Thanksgiving dinner turns into a family fight after George Sr. is offered a job in Oklahoma.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Financial Secret and Fish Sauce, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When George Sr. asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide out at Tam's for his first sleepover.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Dr. Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins, and Mary is unhappy when the test results go to Sheldon's head.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr. Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church. Also, Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl that Sheldon is tutoring.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum, while George Sr. is forced to play therapist to Paige's bickering parents, Barry and Linda. Meanwhile, Mary, Georgie and Missy help Meemaw with a garage sale.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When Meemaw gives Sheldon his first video game, it takes over their lives. Meanwhile, George Sr. gets jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel at the auto shop.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon studies his family for a psychology project when their Thanksgiving dinner turns into a family fight after George Sr. is offered a job in Oklahoma.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Bazinga is born! When Sheldon learns that people with stunted childhoods can turn into social outcasts, he tries to act like a kid. Also, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis's relationship is tested when she teaches him how to drive.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

Benny and Randy (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny's boyfriend, Randy, starts getting too serious about love.

TV-PG

6:00 AM

Weekend at Benny's (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

Jason Tutors Max (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

Angie Gets Tanked (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Art of Boxing, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

George's House of Cards (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Dance Fever (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

She Drives Me Crazy (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George Goes to Disneyland (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Bachelor Party (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Accident-prone Amy returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Brand Job (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's friendship is severely tested when Caroline drags Max to a motivational business seminar to help brand their cupcake business.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Model Apartment (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Supermodels Lily Aldridge and Martha Hunt rent Max and Caroline's apartment for a fun girls' weekend.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with the Baby on the Bus, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Prom Video, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One Where Joey Moves Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where No One's Ready, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with a Chick and a Duck, The (DVS)

Friends

When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Cat, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Chandler in a Box, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Embryos, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Cry Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Ross's Grant, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

TV-PG

Friday, Jun 9
12:00 AM

Avengers: End Game (DVS)

Five years after Thanos acquired the infinity stones and eliminated half of the universe's population, survivors grieve all that has been lost. The remaining Avengers hatch a risky plan to travel back in time and intercept the stones before Thanos can collect them, facing challenges along the way that will test them as they've never been before.

TV-14

4:25 AM

Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When Sheldon gets sick and has to spend a few days in the hospital, he turns into the world's worst patient and his behavior takes a toll on everyone. Also, Missy gets a taste of what life would be like without her twin.

TV-PG

4:55 AM

Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

While Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor to power the neighborhood, Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. Also, a university party gets heated when a colleague of Dr. Sturgis, Dr. Linkletter, flirts with Meemaw.

TV-PG

5:25 AM

Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Inspired by his hero, Albert Einstein, Sheldon tries his hand at the violin. Also, Mary and Meemaw secretly buy a pregnancy test when Mary thinks she's pregnant.

TV-PG

5:55 AM

And a Loan for Christmas (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline obtain a bank loan to mass-produce their cupcake T-shirts so they can sell them at high-end boutiques. Meanwhile, the diner gang poses in Chestnut's barn for a holiday decorating contest Sophie entered.

TV-14

6:25 AM

And the Fun Factory (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline hire a factory to produce their cupcake T-shirts, but they become suspicious of the work conditions there due to the company's overly enthusiastic employees.

TV-14

6:30 AM

Wrecking Ball (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

What George Doesn't Noah (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen's friend Noah goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Now George Noah Ex-Zackly What Happened (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-Stack (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Landlord Almighty (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Wrecking Ball (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

What George Doesn't Noah (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen's friend Noah goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Now George Noah Ex-Zackly What Happened (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-Stack (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Landlord Almighty (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Past and the Furious (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is shocked when she receives a Lamborghini for her birthday, which her father ordered for her four years ago. Meanwhile, Oleg plans something special for Sophie.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Move-in Meltdown (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max, Caroline, Earl and Han help Oleg move into Sophie's apartment, until she begins turning away all of his stuff.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Crime Ring (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are arrested for breaking into a cute guy's apartment to retrieve some rings Caroline left there after she spent the night.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Knock Off Knockout (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline get into a legal battle with two teens who knocked off their cupcake T-shirts and sold them.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Blind Dates, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with the Mugging, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Boob Job, The (DVS)

Friends

Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan; Phoebe invites Mike to move in with her; Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Memorial Service, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Lottery, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Rachel's Dream, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey; Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Soap Opera Party, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Fertility Test, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic; Ross helps Joey woo the same professor he wants to date.

TV-14

6:00 PM

One with the Donor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One in Barbados Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One in Barbados Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One Where Ross Is Fine, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Avengers: End Game (DVS)

Five years after Thanos acquired the infinity stones and eliminated half of the universe's population, survivors grieve all that has been lost. The remaining Avengers hatch a risky plan to travel back in time and intercept the stones before Thanos can collect them, facing challenges along the way that will test them as they've never been before.

TV-14

8:30 PM

One with the Cake, The (DVS)

Friends

An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Also, Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for Picture Day.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Math Emergency and Perky Palms, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis have their first fight when Dr. Sturgis marks a question wrong on Sheldon's test. Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he's out sick.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Things spiral out of control when Sheldon boycotts his favorite bread company and ends up on the local news. Meanwhile, Georgie offers Veronica a shoulder to cry on when she's dumped by her boyfriend.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon moves in with Dr. Sturgis for the weekend to see what his life would be like in college. Also, a lonely Mary tries to bond with the other Coopers during Sheldon's absence.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Avengers: End Game (DVS)

Five years after Thanos acquired the infinity stones and eliminated half of the universe's population, survivors grieve all that has been lost. The remaining Avengers hatch a risky plan to travel back in time and intercept the stones before Thanos can collect them, facing challenges along the way that will test them as they've never been before.

TV-14

11:42 PM

I Am Legend (DVS)

Robert Neville is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable and manmade. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City, and maybe the world. But he is not alone. He is surrounded by "the Infected" - victims of the plague who have mutated into carnivorous beings who can only exist in the dark and who will devour or infect anyone or anything in their path. For three years, Neville has spent his days scavenging for food and supplies and faithfully sending out radio messages, desperate to find any other survivors who might be out there. All the while, the Infected lurk in the shadows, watching Neville's every move, waiting for him to make a fatal mistake.

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Saturday, Jun 10
2:42 AM

I Am Legend (DVS)

Robert Neville is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable and manmade. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City, and maybe the world. But he is not alone. He is surrounded by "the Infected" - victims of the plague who have mutated into carnivorous beings who can only exist in the dark and who will devour or infect anyone or anything in their path. For three years, Neville has spent his days scavenging for food and supplies and faithfully sending out radio messages, desperate to find any other survivors who might be out there. All the while, the Infected lurk in the shadows, watching Neville's every move, waiting for him to make a fatal mistake.

TV-14

3:46 AM

I Am Legend (DVS)

Robert Neville is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable and manmade. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City, and maybe the world. But he is not alone. He is surrounded by "the Infected" - victims of the plague who have mutated into carnivorous beings who can only exist in the dark and who will devour or infect anyone or anything in their path. For three years, Neville has spent his days scavenging for food and supplies and faithfully sending out radio messages, desperate to find any other survivors who might be out there. All the while, the Infected lurk in the shadows, watching Neville's every move, waiting for him to make a fatal mistake.

TV-14

6:00 AM

I Ain't Cosplayin' (DVS)

I Survived Bear Grylls

Bear cooks up new challenges that include drinking a signature Bear Grylls cocktail and stuffing the contestants in a blacked-out box to simulate an avalanche. Only one of the five contestants will survive Bear and leave $10,000 richer.

TV-14

6:46 AM

I Am Legend (DVS)

Robert Neville is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable and manmade. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City, and maybe the world. But he is not alone. He is surrounded by "the Infected" - victims of the plague who have mutated into carnivorous beings who can only exist in the dark and who will devour or infect anyone or anything in their path. For three years, Neville has spent his days scavenging for food and supplies and faithfully sending out radio messages, desperate to find any other survivors who might be out there. All the while, the Infected lurk in the shadows, watching Neville's every move, waiting for him to make a fatal mistake.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Going Commando (DVS)

I Survived Bear Grylls

Bear throws down the gauntlet for armchair survivalist Matt who's cocky he'll win. An ex-NFL cheerleader, bull testicles and a filthy challenge from Bear stand in the way of Matt taking home the $10,000 prize.

TV-14

8:00 AM

Mural of the Story, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley becomes a town outcast after Stan ruins a town mural. Steve attends clown school.

TV-14

8:30 AM

(You Gotta) Strike for Your Right (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley witnesses harsh working conditions at the CIA and encourages action.

TV-14

9:00 AM

I Ain't Cosplayin' (DVS)

I Survived Bear Grylls

Bear cooks up new challenges that include drinking a signature Bear Grylls cocktail and stuffing the contestants in a blacked-out box to simulate an avalanche. Only one of the five contestants will survive Bear and leave $10,000 richer.

TV-14

9:30 AM

Death by Dinner Party (DVS)

American Dad

Francine's dinner party goes awry when the mysterious Dinner Party Killer threatens it and the family.

TV-14

10:00 AM

Going Commando (DVS)

I Survived Bear Grylls

Bear throws down the gauntlet for armchair survivalist Matt who's cocky he'll win. An ex-NFL cheerleader, bull testicles and a filthy challenge from Bear stand in the way of Matt taking home the $10,000 prize.

TV-14

10:30 AM

One with the Home Study, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker; Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Mural of the Story, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley becomes a town outcast after Stan ruins a town mural. Steve attends clown school.

TV-14

11:30 AM

(You Gotta) Strike for Your Right (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley witnesses harsh working conditions at the CIA and encourages action.

TV-14

12:00 PM

Liar Liar (DVS)

A pathologically lying lawyer desperately tries to grant his son's wish that he tell the truth for a 24-hour period.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with the Home Study, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker; Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with the Late Thanksgiving, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica prepares a Thanksgiving feast for the gang, then becomes enraged when everyone shows up late; Phoebe convinces Rachel to enter Emma in a baby beauty contest.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Birth Mother, The (DVS)

Friends

A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

40 Year Old Virgin, The (DVS)

Forty-year-old Andy Stitzer has done quite a few things in his life. He's got a cushy job stamping invoices at an electronics superstore, a nice apartment with a proud collection of action figures and comic books, good friends, a nice attitude. But there's just one little thing he hasn't quite gotten around to doing yet--something most people have done by this age. Done a lot. Andy's never, ever, ever had sex--not even by accident. So is that such a big deal? Well, for Andy's buddies at the store, it sure is. Although they think he's a bit of an oddball, there's certainly a planetful of stranger (and homelier) guys who've at least had one go at having a go. They consider it their duty to help Andy out of his dire situation and go to great lengths to help him. But nothing proves effective enough to lure their friend out of lifelong chastity until he meets Trish, a 40-year-old mother of three. Andy's friends are psyched by the possibility that "it" may finally happen--until they hear that Andy and Trish have begun their relationship based on a mutual no-sex policy.

TV-14