DVS Offerings

Thursday, Feb 21
12:02 AM

Big Stan on Campus (DVS)

American Dad

When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers to take a position as a College Campus Security Guard. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast in order to boost the family's income.

TV-14

1:02 AM

LGBSteve (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they will only let her play if her "sister" Steve will play too. Meanwhile, a magical carpenter visits Stan and Francine and Roger runs the roller rink.

TV-14

2:02 AM

Stew-roids (DVS)

Family Guy

After Stewie gets beaten up by Joe's infant daughter, Peter injects Stewie with steroids; Chris's popularity at school soars when he begins dating Connie.

TV-14

3:02 AM

January 30, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal does a deep dive into former Trump adviser and probable Bond villain, Roger Stone. Plus, Sam teams up with Nyle DiMarco to teach police officers an important lesson on not shooting unarmed civilians!

TV-MA

4:02 AM

February 13, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal attempts to calm some of the Green New Deal-induced hysteria, calls out fatphobia in the media, and sends some love to the lonely billionaire hearts of the world.

TV-MA

5:02 AM

Episode 91214

Conan

Guest: Tig Notaro

TV-14

6:02 AM

January 30, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal does a deep dive into former Trump adviser and probable Bond villain, Roger Stone. Plus, Sam teams up with Nyle DiMarco to teach police officers an important lesson on not shooting unarmed civilians!

TV-MA

7:02 AM

February 13, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal attempts to calm some of the Green New Deal-induced hysteria, calls out fatphobia in the media, and sends some love to the lonely billionaire hearts of the world.

TV-MA

8:02 AM

Episode 91214

Conan

Guest: Tig Notaro

TV-14

9:02 AM

Fancy Brudgom (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

As Charles' best man, Jake must be involved with important wedding decisions including cake tasting and floral arrangements; Gina, Terry and Amy start an extreme diet; Rosa has to make a sincere apology.

TV-14

10:02 AM

Charges and Specs (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Jake's investigation into a philanthropic leader is shut down, he turns to Amy and reluctant Capt. Holt for help; premarital problems leave Charles devastated.

TV-14

11:02 AM

And Not-So-Sweet Charity (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In danger of losing their cupcake shop, Max and Caroline approach Caroline's rich but callous Aunt Charity for help.

TV-14

12:02 PM

Buggie Nights

King of Queens, The

When Arthur brings back bug-infested hotel sheets from his vacation in Florida, the creatures take over the house and force Doug and Carrie to move out.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Emotional Rollrcoaster

King of Queens, The

Doug tells Carrie that, as part of the IPS management program, he needs to conquer a local roller coaster he's been yearning to ride.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Limo, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Buggie Nights

King of Queens, The

When Arthur brings back bug-infested hotel sheets from his vacation in Florida, the creatures take over the house and force Doug and Carrie to move out.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

Emotional Rollrcoaster

King of Queens, The

Doug tells Carrie that, as part of the IPS management program, he needs to conquer a local roller coaster he's been yearning to ride.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Limo, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

One Where Ross Is Fine, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.

TV-PG

7:02 PM

One with the Cake, The (DVS)

Friends

An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

One with Ross's Grant, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One with the Birth Mother, The (DVS)

Friends

A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

One Where the Stripper Cries, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.

TV-14

11:02 PM

One Where Joey Speaks French, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.

TV-PG

Friday, Feb 22
12:02 AM

Letter, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's new girlfriend is a plagiarist.

TV-PG

1:02 AM

Keys, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer visits too much, so Jerry asks for his spare key back.

TV-PG

2:02 AM

Three Kings (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter hosts three adaptations of Stephen King tales: "Stand By Me," "Misery" and "The Shawshank Redemption."

TV-14

3:02 AM

Earworm Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

God only knows what song is constantly playing in Sheldon's head, but it reminds him of Amy and leads to a surprising revelation. Meanwhile, she is back in the dating game.

TV-PG

4:02 AM

13 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God asks Sanjay to smite a non-believer, while Craig and Eliza realize they have their work cut out for them.

TV-14

5:02 AM

Episode 91215

Conan

Guest: Steven Yeun, Corey Rodrigues

TV-14

6:02 AM

Earworm Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

God only knows what song is constantly playing in Sheldon's head, but it reminds him of Amy and leads to a surprising revelation. Meanwhile, she is back in the dating game.

TV-PG

7:02 AM

13 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God asks Sanjay to smite a non-believer, while Craig and Eliza realize they have their work cut out for them.

TV-14

8:02 AM

Episode 91215

Conan

Guest: Steven Yeun, Corey Rodrigues

TV-14

9:02 AM

Mole, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Holt and Jake need to root out a mole in the precinct before Deputy Chief Wuntch hears about it; Terry and Rosa go to a silent disco while searching for new leads for their drug task force.

TV-14

10:02 AM

Uspis (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Charles join forces with the lead investigator at the U.S. Postal Service to catch a drug dealer; the team helps Amy quit smoking.

TV-14

11:02 AM

And the Tip Slip (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's father, Martin Channing, asks Caroline to go on a talk show to defend him when a former employee threatens to defame him in a tell-all book.

TV-14

12:02 PM

Hartford Whaler

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Fight Schlub

King of Queens, The

Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Trip Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George try to save Kramer from a serial-murder accusation.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Hartford Whaler

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

Fight Schlub

King of Queens, The

Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Trip Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George try to save Kramer from a serial-murder accusation.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

One Where Estelle Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.

TV-PG

7:02 PM

Pilot (DVS)

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

One with the Thumb, The (DVS)

Friends

The group loves Monica's new boyfriend; Chandler resumes smoking; and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One with the East German Laundry Detergent, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

One with the Blackout, The (DVS)

Friends

A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.

TV-PG

11:02 PM

One with Mrs. Bing, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.

TV-PG

Saturday, Feb 23
12:02 AM

Oeder Games, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants organize a rent strike only to discover they will have to compete with each other on the grounds of Mr. Fischoeder's estate in order to keep their rent reasonable.

TV-PG

1:02 AM

Seizures Suit Stanny (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan lies about his texting and driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.

TV-14

2:02 AM

Road to Multiverse (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie and Brian visit alternate universes and become stuck in one ruled by dogs.

TV-14

3:02 AM

Oeder Games, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants organize a rent strike only to discover they will have to compete with each other on the grounds of Mr. Fischoeder's estate in order to keep their rent reasonable.

TV-PG

4:02 AM

Men in Black (DVS)

J and K, two federal agents aka "The Men in Black," are assigned to investigate all alien related phenomena. The agents uncover an intergalactic plot to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies who happen to reside in New York City. Jay and Kay's mission is to foil the plot by tracking down the terrorist, thereby preventing the Earth from being destroyed.

TV-PG

6:02 AM

Men in Black II (DVS)

Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIBs untarnished mission statement: protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Kay has since returned to the comforts of civilian life while Jay continues to work for the Men In Black, the highly funded yet unofficial government agency that regulates all things alien on earth. While investigating a seemingly routine crime, Jay uncovers a diabolical plot masterminded by Serleena, an evil Kylothian monster who disguises herself as a sexy lingerie model. When Serleena takes the entire MIB building hostage, there is only one person left Jay can turn to-his former MIB partner who is now a drone in another large government office, the U.S. postal service, and prefers simple pleasures like his wife's cookies over standoffs with mammoth alien insects. It's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay-who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the Men In Black, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy-to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.

TV-PG

7:02 AM

Men in Black (DVS)

J and K, two federal agents aka "The Men in Black," are assigned to investigate all alien related phenomena. The agents uncover an intergalactic plot to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies who happen to reside in New York City. Jay and Kay's mission is to foil the plot by tracking down the terrorist, thereby preventing the Earth from being destroyed.

TV-PG

8:02 AM

Yes Man

Carl Allen's life is going nowhere--the operative word being "no"--until he signs up for a self-help program based on one simple covenant: say yes to everything--and anything. Unleashing the power of "YES" begins to transform Carl's life in amazing an unexpected ways, getting him promoted at work and opening the door to a new romance. But his willingness to embrace every opportunity might just become too much of a good thing.

TV-14

9:02 AM

Men in Black II (DVS)

Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIBs untarnished mission statement: protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Kay has since returned to the comforts of civilian life while Jay continues to work for the Men In Black, the highly funded yet unofficial government agency that regulates all things alien on earth. While investigating a seemingly routine crime, Jay uncovers a diabolical plot masterminded by Serleena, an evil Kylothian monster who disguises herself as a sexy lingerie model. When Serleena takes the entire MIB building hostage, there is only one person left Jay can turn to-his former MIB partner who is now a drone in another large government office, the U.S. postal service, and prefers simple pleasures like his wife's cookies over standoffs with mammoth alien insects. It's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay-who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the Men In Black, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy-to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.

TV-PG

10:02 AM

Story of the 50, The (DVS)

New Girl

When Schmidt's plans for his 29th birthday fall apart, Jess takes charge and enlists the help of her school's party hungry vice principal. Meanwhile, Nick begrudgingly brings his new girlfriend to Schmidt's party, and the gang wonders who placed a 50 dollar bill in the douche-bag jar.

TV-14

11:02 AM

Net Worth

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra is angry when Ray contributes $1000 to his friends' kart business without consulting her.

TV-PG

12:02 PM

Say Uncle

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Major Disturbance

King of Queens, The

The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

One with the Dozen Lasagnas, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

One with the Stoned Guy, The (DVS)

Friends

A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.

TV-14

4:02 PM

Major Disturbance

King of Queens, The

The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

One with the Dozen Lasagnas, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

One with the Stoned Guy, The (DVS)

Friends

A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.

TV-14

7:02 PM

Pete's Dragon (DVS)

Mr. Meacham, a woodcarver, delights local children with stories of a mysterious dragon that lives deep in the woods of the Pacific Northwest. His daughter Grace believes these are just tall tales, until she meets Pete, a 10-year-old orphan who says he lives in the woods with a giant, friendly dragon. With help from a young girl named Natalie, Grace sets out to investigate if this fantastic claim can be true.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

Men in Black II (DVS)

Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIBs untarnished mission statement: protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Kay has since returned to the comforts of civilian life while Jay continues to work for the Men In Black, the highly funded yet unofficial government agency that regulates all things alien on earth. While investigating a seemingly routine crime, Jay uncovers a diabolical plot masterminded by Serleena, an evil Kylothian monster who disguises herself as a sexy lingerie model. When Serleena takes the entire MIB building hostage, there is only one person left Jay can turn to-his former MIB partner who is now a drone in another large government office, the U.S. postal service, and prefers simple pleasures like his wife's cookies over standoffs with mammoth alien insects. It's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay-who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the Men In Black, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy-to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

Men in Black (DVS)

J and K, two federal agents aka "The Men in Black," are assigned to investigate all alien related phenomena. The agents uncover an intergalactic plot to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies who happen to reside in New York City. Jay and Kay's mission is to foil the plot by tracking down the terrorist, thereby preventing the Earth from being destroyed.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

Avengers, The (DVS)

Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Hawkeye and Black Widow answer the call to action when Nick Fury, director of the international peacekeeping agency known as S.H.I.E.L.D., initiates a daring, globe-spanning recruitment effort to assemble The Avengers team to defeat an unexpected enemy threatening global safety and security. Despite pulling together the ultimate dream team, Nick Fury and longtime confidant Agent Coulson must find a way to convince the Super Heroes to work with, not against each other, when the powerful and dangerous Loki gains access to the Cosmic Cube and its unlimited power.

TV-14

11:02 PM

Men in Black II (DVS)

Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIBs untarnished mission statement: protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Kay has since returned to the comforts of civilian life while Jay continues to work for the Men In Black, the highly funded yet unofficial government agency that regulates all things alien on earth. While investigating a seemingly routine crime, Jay uncovers a diabolical plot masterminded by Serleena, an evil Kylothian monster who disguises herself as a sexy lingerie model. When Serleena takes the entire MIB building hostage, there is only one person left Jay can turn to-his former MIB partner who is now a drone in another large government office, the U.S. postal service, and prefers simple pleasures like his wife's cookies over standoffs with mammoth alien insects. It's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay-who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the Men In Black, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy-to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.

TV-PG

Sunday, Feb 24
1:02 AM

Sales Call Sublimation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny entices Leonard to meet with a psychiatrist and the results are surprising; Stuart moves out of the Wolowitz house and Howard and Bernadette find themselves at a loss.

TV-PG

2:02 AM

Bozeman Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A robbery of their apartment sees Leonard and Sheldon call on their friends to devise a security system.

TV-PG

3:02 AM

No Craps, No Poker

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Biz Markie sings an ode to cheese, we find out "who's hottest" with Hot Ones, and a couple of notorious K.I.D.s stop by. Snoop goes deep with one real estate agent, says "Bong Voyage" to another, and somebody gets to play Snoop's big-ass slot machine for a chance to win $50,000.

TV-14

4:02 AM

13 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God asks Sanjay to smite a non-believer, while Craig and Eliza realize they have their work cut out for them.

TV-14

5:02 AM

Bozeman Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A robbery of their apartment sees Leonard and Sheldon call on their friends to devise a security system.

TV-PG

6:02 AM

No Craps, No Poker

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Biz Markie sings an ode to cheese, we find out "who's hottest" with Hot Ones, and a couple of notorious K.I.D.s stop by. Snoop goes deep with one real estate agent, says "Bong Voyage" to another, and somebody gets to play Snoop's big-ass slot machine for a chance to win $50,000.

TV-14

7:02 AM

13 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God asks Sanjay to smite a non-believer, while Craig and Eliza realize they have their work cut out for them.

TV-14

8:02 AM

Pete's Dragon (DVS)

Mr. Meacham, a woodcarver, delights local children with stories of a mysterious dragon that lives deep in the woods of the Pacific Northwest. His daughter Grace believes these are just tall tales, until she meets Pete, a 10-year-old orphan who says he lives in the woods with a giant, friendly dragon. With help from a young girl named Natalie, Grace sets out to investigate if this fantastic claim can be true.

TV-PG

10:02 AM

And the Group Head (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline can't figure out how to use the new cappuccino maker they bought for their cupcake business, they take temporary side jobs as baristas at a coffee house to learn the ropes.

TV-14

11:02 AM

No Roll

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

TV-PG

12:02 PM

Ray's Ring

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray loses his wedding ring during a business trip.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Ruff Goin'

King of Queens, The

Feeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy, a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

One with Two Parts Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Red (DVS)

Frank, J, Marvin and Victoria used to be the CIA's top agents - but the secrets they know just made them the Agency's top targets. Now framed for assassination, they must use all of their collective cunning, experience and teamwork to stay one step ahead of their deadly pursuers and stay alive. To stop the operation, the team embarks on an impossible, cross-country mission to break into the top-secret CIA headquarters, where they will uncover one of the biggest conspiracies and cover-ups in government history.

TV-14

4:02 PM

Ruff Goin'

King of Queens, The

Feeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy, a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Pacific Rim (DVS)

When a powerful extraterrestrial force, giant monsters known as Kaiju, attack Earth and threaten the very existence of humanity, the planet's inhabitants fight back by piloting giant robots in an effort to save their home from annihilation.

TV-14

6:02 PM

Red (DVS)

Frank, J, Marvin and Victoria used to be the CIA's top agents - but the secrets they know just made them the Agency's top targets. Now framed for assassination, they must use all of their collective cunning, experience and teamwork to stay one step ahead of their deadly pursuers and stay alive. To stop the operation, the team embarks on an impossible, cross-country mission to break into the top-secret CIA headquarters, where they will uncover one of the biggest conspiracies and cover-ups in government history.

TV-14

8:02 PM

Pacific Rim (DVS)

When a powerful extraterrestrial force, giant monsters known as Kaiju, attack Earth and threaten the very existence of humanity, the planet's inhabitants fight back by piloting giant robots in an effort to save their home from annihilation.

TV-14

11:02 PM

Red 2 (DVS)

Retired black-ops CIA agent Frank Moses reunites his motley team of elite operatives for a worldwide hunt to track down a missing portable nuclear device. In order to succeed, they'll need to survive relentless assassins, ruthless terrorists and power-crazed government officials, who all want to get their hands on the next-generation weapon. The mission takes Frank and his team to Paris, London and Moscow. They are outgunned, outnumbered and have only their wits, old-school skills and each other to rely on as they try to save the world-and stay alive.

TV-14

Monday, Feb 25
1:02 AM

Large Hadron Collision, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard is offered a trip to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see a particle accelerator, he must choose between taking Penny or Sheldon.

TV-PG

2:02 AM

Precious Fragmentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.

TV-PG

3:02 AM

Wheaton Recurrence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying I love you.

TV-PG

4:02 AM

Men in Black II (DVS)

Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIBs untarnished mission statement: protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Kay has since returned to the comforts of civilian life while Jay continues to work for the Men In Black, the highly funded yet unofficial government agency that regulates all things alien on earth. While investigating a seemingly routine crime, Jay uncovers a diabolical plot masterminded by Serleena, an evil Kylothian monster who disguises herself as a sexy lingerie model. When Serleena takes the entire MIB building hostage, there is only one person left Jay can turn to-his former MIB partner who is now a drone in another large government office, the U.S. postal service, and prefers simple pleasures like his wife's cookies over standoffs with mammoth alien insects. It's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay-who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the Men In Black, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy-to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.

TV-PG

5:02 AM

Precious Fragmentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.

TV-PG

6:02 AM

Wheaton Recurrence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying I love you.

TV-PG

7:02 AM

Men in Black II (DVS)

Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIBs untarnished mission statement: protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Kay has since returned to the comforts of civilian life while Jay continues to work for the Men In Black, the highly funded yet unofficial government agency that regulates all things alien on earth. While investigating a seemingly routine crime, Jay uncovers a diabolical plot masterminded by Serleena, an evil Kylothian monster who disguises herself as a sexy lingerie model. When Serleena takes the entire MIB building hostage, there is only one person left Jay can turn to-his former MIB partner who is now a drone in another large government office, the U.S. postal service, and prefers simple pleasures like his wife's cookies over standoffs with mammoth alien insects. It's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay-who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the Men In Black, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy-to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.

TV-PG

8:02 AM

Men in Black II (DVS)

Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIBs untarnished mission statement: protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Kay has since returned to the comforts of civilian life while Jay continues to work for the Men In Black, the highly funded yet unofficial government agency that regulates all things alien on earth. While investigating a seemingly routine crime, Jay uncovers a diabolical plot masterminded by Serleena, an evil Kylothian monster who disguises herself as a sexy lingerie model. When Serleena takes the entire MIB building hostage, there is only one person left Jay can turn to-his former MIB partner who is now a drone in another large government office, the U.S. postal service, and prefers simple pleasures like his wife's cookies over standoffs with mammoth alien insects. It's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay-who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the Men In Black, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy-to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.

TV-PG

9:02 AM

Men in Black (DVS)

J and K, two federal agents aka "The Men in Black," are assigned to investigate all alien related phenomena. The agents uncover an intergalactic plot to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies who happen to reside in New York City. Jay and Kay's mission is to foil the plot by tracking down the terrorist, thereby preventing the Earth from being destroyed.

TV-PG

10:02 AM

Frank Goes Downstairs

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.

TV-PG

11:02 AM

It's Supposed fo Be Fun

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray has trouble accepting that his son is a terrible athlete.

TV-PG

12:02 PM

Home Cheapo

King of Queens, The

Carrie is convinced Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence get a new job.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

One with the Evil Orthodontist, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.

TV-14

2:02 PM

One with the Ick Factor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Home Cheapo

King of Queens, The

Carrie is convinced Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence get a new job.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

One with the Evil Orthodontist, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.

TV-14

5:02 PM

One with the Ick Factor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

One Where Rachel Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.

TV-PG

7:02 PM

One with the Breast Milk, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

One with Phoebe's Husband, The (DVS)

Friends

Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

Life Aquatic with Steve Smith, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve joins the high school water polo team in order to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.

TV-14

10:02 PM

N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed) (DVS)

American Dad

Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.

TV-14

11:02 PM

Land Ship, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The upcoming Land Ship parade could mean increased business for Bob, until he learns that two port-o-potties will be placed in front of the restaurant. Meanwhile, Tina learns from her friends that she's boring, so she joins up with Jordan who has been vandalizing the school with graffiti. But when Jordan wants to spray graffiti on the Land Ship, Tina must decide between ruining the parade and disappointing her new crush.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Feb 26
12:02 AM

Gayle Makin' Bob Sled (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Gayle is injured, Linda sends Bob off to pick her up so that she doesn't miss out on the Thanksgiving festivities. But an unexpected snowstorm derails his trip home, and his epic plan to prepare the turkey is foiled. Bob then must put the fate of the turkey and the Belcher Thanksgiving in Linda's hands and spend time bonding with his sister-in-law.

TV-PG

1:02 AM

Peter's Def Jam (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire want to do an activity together so they decide to start a podcast. After a horrendous start, Peter accidentally plays multiple songs and is mistaken for a DJ by a club owner.

TV-14

2:02 AM

Dating Game, The (DVS)

Family Guy

When the Medieval Castle comes up for auction, Peter and the gang try to purchase it for "castle fun". After putting up a "mystery" paper bag containing nine thousand dollars, they end up losing the auction to Mayor West.

TV-14

3:02 AM

(You Gotta) Strike for Your Right (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley witnesses harsh working conditions at the CIA and encourages action.

TV-14

4:02 AM

Pitch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Network executives ask Jerry to create a show. Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer. George woos an executive.

TV-PG

5:02 AM

Episode 91226

Conan

Guest: Ben Sinclair

TV-14

6:02 AM

(You Gotta) Strike for Your Right (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley witnesses harsh working conditions at the CIA and encourages action.

TV-14

7:02 AM

Pitch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Network executives ask Jerry to create a show. Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer. George woos an executive.

TV-PG

8:02 AM

Episode 91226

Conan

Guest: Ben Sinclair

TV-14

9:02 AM

Road Trip, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake invites his girlfriend and Amy's boyfriend to join them on their work trip; Rosa refuses to admit she's sick; Charles wants to help Holt with his anniversary breakfast.

TV-14

10:02 AM

Stakeout, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Charles and Jake's relationship is impacted during an eight-day stakeout in close quarters; Rosa takes notice of Capt. Holt's nephew.

TV-14

11:02 AM

And the Girlfriend Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han asks Max and Caroline to convince a stripper to pretend to be his girlfriend when his mother visits from Korea.

TV-14

12:02 PM

Offensive Fowl

King of Queens, The

Carrie soon grows tired of Doug's forcing his new vegetarian lifestyle down her throat. Meanwhile, Carrie's boss wants to start discussing novels with her, and Spence takes on some humiliating new jobs.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Manhanttan Project

King of Queens, The

Carrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Watch Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to buy back a discarded watch, a gift from his parents.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Offensive Fowl

King of Queens, The

Carrie soon grows tired of Doug's forcing his new vegetarian lifestyle down her throat. Meanwhile, Carrie's boss wants to start discussing novels with her, and Spence takes on some humiliating new jobs.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

Manhanttan Project

King of Queens, The

Carrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Watch Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to buy back a discarded watch, a gift from his parents.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.

TV-PG

7:02 PM

One Where Ross Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

One with the Lesbian Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

11:02 PM

One Where Eddie Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Feb 27
12:02 AM

Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.

TV-14

1:02 AM

Stan-Dan Deliver (DVS)

American Dad

Roger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.

TV-14

2:02 AM

Spies Reminiscent of Us (DVS)

Family Guy

Actors Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase track down a spy hiding in Quahog; Peter, Joe and Quagmire start their own comedy improv group.

TV-14

3:02 AM

12 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

A troublesome human complicates Craig and Eliza's plan, while Sanjay attempts to burnish his credentials.

TV-14

4:02 AM

12 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

A troublesome human complicates Craig and Eliza's plan, while Sanjay attempts to burnish his credentials.

TV-14

5:02 AM

Episode 91227

Conan

Guest: Deon Cole

TV-14

6:02 AM

12 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

A troublesome human complicates Craig and Eliza's plan, while Sanjay attempts to burnish his credentials.

TV-14

7:02 AM

12 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

A troublesome human complicates Craig and Eliza's plan, while Sanjay attempts to burnish his credentials.

TV-14

8:02 AM

Episode 91227

Conan

Guest: Deon Cole

TV-14

9:02 AM

Landlord, The (DVS)

New Girl

Jess goes against Nick's wishes and makes it her mission to get the loft's cantankerous landlord to like her. In doing so, she inadvertently jeopardizes their living situation and the guys are forced to admit they've made some unofficial changes to the apartment. Meanwhile, Schmidt tries to decipher what he thinks are mixed signals from his boss, Kim.

TV-14

10:02 AM

Bully (DVS)

New Girl

When Jess tries to intervene with a classroom bully, she finds herself the target of the bad seed student. Schmidt is thrilled over his post-Valentine's sex-capades, but hates that his paramour wants to keep it a secret. Meanwhile, Nick goes into a tailspin when Julia sends him a cactus.

TV-14

11:02 AM

And the Life After Death (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline learns that her childhood nanny passed away and brings Max with her to attend the funeral. But once there she discovers that the woman never spoke of Caroline to her own family.

TV-PG

12:02 PM

China Syndrome Part 1

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, as they ponder whether they have a future together. Arthur and Ava's wedding day turns problematic.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Pilot

King of Queens, The

In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Virgin, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Hours before a network meeting, Jerry and George draw a blank.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

China Syndrome Part 1

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, as they ponder whether they have a future together. Arthur and Ava's wedding day turns problematic.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

Pilot

King of Queens, The

In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Virgin, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Hours before a network meeting, Jerry and George draw a blank.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.

TV-14

7:02 PM

One Where Old Yeller Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

One with the Two Parties, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

One Where No One's Ready, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.

TV-PG

11:02 PM

One with the Metaphorical Tunnel, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.

TV-PG

Thursday, Feb 28
12:02 AM

Two Hundred, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as The Two Hundred has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his family.

TV-14

1:02 AM

Dentist's Wife, The (DVS)

American Dad

Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist's wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.

TV-14

2:02 AM

Hannah Banana (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins discover that the evil monkey in Chris's closet isn't so evil after all; Stewie befriends Miley Cyrus, who turns out to be an android.

TV-14

3:02 AM

February 13, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal attempts to calm some of the Green New Deal-induced hysteria, calls out fatphobia in the media, and sends some love to the lonely billionaire hearts of the world.

TV-MA

4:02 AM

December 12, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal reviews a new streaming service created especially for your racist grandparents and takes a trip to the future to look back on 2018: the year American democracy began to crumble.

TV-MA

5:02 AM

Episode 91228

Conan

Guest: Cedric the Entertainer

TV-14

6:02 AM

February 13, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal attempts to calm some of the Green New Deal-induced hysteria, calls out fatphobia in the media, and sends some love to the lonely billionaire hearts of the world.

TV-MA

7:02 AM

December 12, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal reviews a new streaming service created especially for your racist grandparents and takes a trip to the future to look back on 2018: the year American democracy began to crumble.

TV-MA

8:02 AM

Episode 91228

Conan

Guest: Cedric the Entertainer

TV-14

9:02 AM

Payback (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The squad members demand that Jake repay all the money he has borrowed over the years; Holt and Amy re-open a case.

TV-14

10:02 AM

Windbreaker City (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

A heartbroken Jake's spirits are lifted when the squad gets invited to a terrorist-training simulation; Gina gives Holt a psychological exam; Amy and Rosa vie for a day off.

TV-14

11:02 AM

And the Icing on the Cake (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Deke invites Max's friends over to his dumpster house, Caroline learns a big secret about his background.

TV-14

12:02 PM

Fat City

King of Queens, The

Doug worries that Carrie will grow to look like her mother.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Cello, Goodbye

King of Queens, The

Doug fears Carrie's new job is coming between them.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Visa, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A deportee blames helpful Jerry; Kramer returns from baseball fantasy camp.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Fat City

King of Queens, The

Doug worries that Carrie will grow to look like her mother.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

Cello, Goodbye

King of Queens, The

Doug fears Carrie's new job is coming between them.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Visa, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A deportee blames helpful Jerry; Kramer returns from baseball fantasy camp.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

One with the Flashback, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends recall secrets from their pasts.

TV-PG

7:02 PM

One with the Giant Poking Device, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

One with All the Jealousy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

One the Morning After Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

11:02 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

Friday, Mar 1
12:03 AM

Outing, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to refute reports that he and George are lovers.

TV-PG

1:03 AM

Old Man, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to help senior citizens.

TV-PG

2:03 AM

Jerome Is the New Black (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. Meanwhile, Brian discovers that Quagmire hates him.

TV-14

3:03 AM

Irish Pub Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Raj's sister has a one-day layover, he forbids the others from hooking up with her unaware she and Leonard already did long ago.

TV-PG

4:03 AM

Old Man, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to help senior citizens.

TV-PG

5:03 AM

Episode 91229

Conan

Guests: The Cast and Creators of Pen15 Maya Erskine and Anna Konkle

TV-14

6:03 AM

Irish Pub Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Raj's sister has a one-day layover, he forbids the others from hooking up with her unaware she and Leonard already did long ago.

TV-PG

7:03 AM

Implant, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine says Jerry's girlfriend has implants so he dumps her.

TV-PG

8:03 AM

Episode 91229

Conan

Guests: The Cast and Creators of Pen15 Maya Erskine and Anna Konkle

TV-14

9:03 AM

Captain Peralta (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Jake's father comes to town, Jake is excited to see him, but Charles is wary of his intentions; Holt challenges Amy, Terry, Gina and Rosa with a brain teaser in exchange for Beyonce tickets.

TV-14

10:03 AM

Det. Dave Majors (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake is thrilled to work with Detective Dave Majors, until he learns Majors intends to ask Amy out; Charles and Gina want Terry to turn down a job offer at a private firm.

TV-14

11:03 AM

Vote for Debra, A

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra decides to run for president of the school governing board.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Rock, The

King of Queens, The

Doug belatedly learns Carrie's engagement ring is valuable.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

Educating Doug

King of Queens, The

Doug takes an English lit class to please Carrie.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

Vote for Debra, A

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra decides to run for president of the school governing board.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

One with the Dollhouse, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

4:03 PM

One with the Screamer, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

6:03 PM

One with the Dollhouse, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

7:03 PM

One with the Screamer, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.

TV-PG

8:03 PM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

9:03 PM

One with the Jellyfish, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

TV-PG

10:03 PM

One with the Cuffs, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.

TV-14

11:03 PM

One with Joey's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend--but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

TV-14

Saturday, Mar 2
12:03 AM

Sexy Dance Healing (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Bob slips on the sidewalk, he is forced to take legal action in order to pay for surgery. In a turn of events, Bob finds himself under the care of Jairo, who promises to help him heal without a doctor. Meanwhile, the kids create a fake law firm to settle their personal disputes.

TV-PG

1:03 AM

Gift Me Liberty (DVS)

American Dad

When Bullock is upset that somebody did not bring a gift to the CIA Secret Santa party, Stan goes on a mission to find out who it was. Meanwhile, Steve poses as the good guy boyfriend of several female classmates.

TV-14

2:03 AM

Business Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

When Mr. Pewterschmidt has a heart attack, Peter takes over his business.

TV-14

3:03 AM

Sexy Dance Healing (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Bob slips on the sidewalk, he is forced to take legal action in order to pay for surgery. In a turn of events, Bob finds himself under the care of Jairo, who promises to help him heal without a doctor. Meanwhile, the kids create a fake law firm to settle their personal disputes.

TV-PG

4:03 AM

Transformers (DVS)

The Earth is caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between two races of robots, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons. All that stands between the Decepticons and ultimate power is a clue held by young Sam Witwicky. Unaware that he is mankind's last chance for survival, Sam and Bumblebee, his robot disguised as a car, are in a race against an enemy unlike anything anyone has seen before.

TV-PG

7:03 AM

Walking Tall (DVS)

Chris Vaughn has come home. He's a retired U.S. Special Forces soldier who has returned to his hometown to renew old relationships and make a new life for himself. But while Chris was away, his boyhood town wasted away to a dilapidated, crime-ridden shell of itself. His wealthy high school rival, Jay Hamilton, has closed the once-prosperous lumber mill--once the area's largest employer--and has turned the town's resources towards criminal gains. The place Chris grew up is now overrun with crime, drugs, and violence. Enlisting the help of his old pal Ray Templeton, Chris gets elected sheriff and vows to shut down Hamilton's operations. His actions endanger his family and threaten his own life, but Chris refuses to back down until his hometown once again feels like home. Chris Vaughn won't talk softly any longer--and he carries a very big stick.

TV-14

9:03 AM

Fancyman Part 1 (DVS)

New Girl

Jess reluctantly dates the wealthy father of one of her students. Meanwhile, Nick attempts to buy a new cell phone and Schmidt and Winston get ultra-competitive playing bar trivia.

TV-PG

10:03 AM

Walking Tall (DVS)

Chris Vaughn has come home. He's a retired U.S. Special Forces soldier who has returned to his hometown to renew old relationships and make a new life for himself. But while Chris was away, his boyhood town wasted away to a dilapidated, crime-ridden shell of itself. His wealthy high school rival, Jay Hamilton, has closed the once-prosperous lumber mill--once the area's largest employer--and has turned the town's resources towards criminal gains. The place Chris grew up is now overrun with crime, drugs, and violence. Enlisting the help of his old pal Ray Templeton, Chris gets elected sheriff and vows to shut down Hamilton's operations. His actions endanger his family and threaten his own life, but Chris refuses to back down until his hometown once again feels like home. Chris Vaughn won't talk softly any longer--and he carries a very big stick.

TV-14

11:03 AM

First Six Years Part 2, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Voight discuss the series.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Fancyman Part 1 (DVS)

New Girl

Jess reluctantly dates the wealthy father of one of her students. Meanwhile, Nick attempts to buy a new cell phone and Schmidt and Winston get ultra-competitive playing bar trivia.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

Secrets (DVS)

New Girl

While training for a marathon, Jess discovers that Cece has been keeping a secret from her, and their friendship is put to the test. Meanwhile, Winston can't handle being the only one who knows about Cece and Schmidt, and Nick reluctantly asks for Schmidt's help as he tries to juggle dating two women at once.

TV-14

2:03 PM

First Six Years Part 2, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Voight discuss the series.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

Mother's Day

Everybody Loves Raymond

A Mother's Day feud between Debra and Marie has the women refusing to speak to each other.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

Bigger Person, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert tries to play peacemaker between Marie and Debra.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

Fixer Upper

King of Queens, The

Doug doesn't want Carrie to play matchmaker for Spence.

TV-PG

6:03 PM

Pacifier, The (DVS)

Assigned to protect the endangered children of an assassinated scientist working on a secret invention, Shane Wolfe is suddenly faced with juggling two incompatible jobs: fighting evil while keeping house. As he adds to his usual arsenal of wetsuits and weapons the new tools of juice boxes and a minivan, Shane not only must defeat a world-threatening enemy but also wrangle teen rebel Zoe, uplift sullen 14-year-old Seth and outwit 8-year-old Ninja-wannabe Lulu, simultaneously keeping toddler Peter and baby Tyler out of mischief, not to mention harm's way. While drop zones, demolitions and destroying enemy targets come naturally to Shane, he has no idea what tough really is until he pits his courage against diapering, den-mothering and driver's education. He's truly a S.E.A.L. out of water, but this tough-guy loner soon realizes that he's also facing the most important mission of his life: becoming part of a family and bringing them all closer together.

TV-PG

7:03 PM

Family Man, The

Jack Campbell is a Wall Street trader living the high life in New York City. When Jack, who has forsaken all for the pursuit of money, becomes involved in a grocery store holdup, everything changes. He awakens the next morning, on a snowy Christmas day, lying in bed next to a wife--Kate, the college sweetheart he dumped when his career ambitions took hold--whom he never married, and in a house with two kids he never had. Now living in New Jersey in an alternate suburban universe, he has a chance to see how his life would have turned out had he married Kate and raised a family. Jack soon begins to feel strangely comfortable in the new role of loving husband and father, finding himself happy in the life he would have led had he made different choices as a young man.

TV-14

8:03 PM

RV

The Munros are a typically American dysfunctional family, complete with rebellious, uncommunicative offspring and baffled parents. Patriarch Bob would like to remedy the situation before his son and daughter instant-message their parents out of their lives. Bob rents a motor home to take the clan on vacation but finds that camping and togetherness can be hazardous to one's health.

TV-PG

9:03 PM

Pacifier, The (DVS)

Assigned to protect the endangered children of an assassinated scientist working on a secret invention, Shane Wolfe is suddenly faced with juggling two incompatible jobs: fighting evil while keeping house. As he adds to his usual arsenal of wetsuits and weapons the new tools of juice boxes and a minivan, Shane not only must defeat a world-threatening enemy but also wrangle teen rebel Zoe, uplift sullen 14-year-old Seth and outwit 8-year-old Ninja-wannabe Lulu, simultaneously keeping toddler Peter and baby Tyler out of mischief, not to mention harm's way. While drop zones, demolitions and destroying enemy targets come naturally to Shane, he has no idea what tough really is until he pits his courage against diapering, den-mothering and driver's education. He's truly a S.E.A.L. out of water, but this tough-guy loner soon realizes that he's also facing the most important mission of his life: becoming part of a family and bringing them all closer together.

TV-PG

10:03 PM

Blended (DVS)

After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. But when they each sign up separately for a fabulous family vacation with their kids, they're all stuck sharing a suite at a luxurious African safari resort for a week.

TV-14

11:03 PM

RV

The Munros are a typically American dysfunctional family, complete with rebellious, uncommunicative offspring and baffled parents. Patriarch Bob would like to remedy the situation before his son and daughter instant-message their parents out of their lives. Bob rents a motor home to take the clan on vacation but finds that camping and togetherness can be hazardous to one's health.

TV-PG

Sunday, Mar 3
1:03 AM

Blended (DVS)

After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. But when they each sign up separately for a fabulous family vacation with their kids, they're all stuck sharing a suite at a luxurious African safari resort for a week.

TV-14

2:03 AM

Alien Parasite Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy crushes on one of Penny's dim ex-boyfriends, Zack. Raj and Wolowitz argue over who'd be the better superhero.

TV-14

3:03 AM

Game With Some of that Funky Stuff, The

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Michael Strahan gets down on "Sole Train," Ice Cube has "a good day," Paris Jackson shows us her "baby gifts," and Snoop takes us to church. A cannabis edibles business owner and personal trainer, are asked, "are those real?" and the winner gets a chance to win $50,000 on Snoop's big-ass slot machine.

TV-14

4:03 AM

12 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

A troublesome human complicates Craig and Eliza's plan, while Sanjay attempts to burnish his credentials.

TV-14

5:03 AM

Alien Parasite Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy crushes on one of Penny's dim ex-boyfriends, Zack. Raj and Wolowitz argue over who'd be the better superhero.

TV-14

6:03 AM

Game With Some of that Funky Stuff, The

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Michael Strahan gets down on "Sole Train," Ice Cube has "a good day," Paris Jackson shows us her "baby gifts," and Snoop takes us to church. A cannabis edibles business owner and personal trainer, are asked, "are those real?" and the winner gets a chance to win $50,000 on Snoop's big-ass slot machine.

TV-14

7:03 AM

12 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

A troublesome human complicates Craig and Eliza's plan, while Sanjay attempts to burnish his credentials.

TV-14

8:03 AM

Pacifier, The (DVS)

Assigned to protect the endangered children of an assassinated scientist working on a secret invention, Shane Wolfe is suddenly faced with juggling two incompatible jobs: fighting evil while keeping house. As he adds to his usual arsenal of wetsuits and weapons the new tools of juice boxes and a minivan, Shane not only must defeat a world-threatening enemy but also wrangle teen rebel Zoe, uplift sullen 14-year-old Seth and outwit 8-year-old Ninja-wannabe Lulu, simultaneously keeping toddler Peter and baby Tyler out of mischief, not to mention harm's way. While drop zones, demolitions and destroying enemy targets come naturally to Shane, he has no idea what tough really is until he pits his courage against diapering, den-mothering and driver's education. He's truly a S.E.A.L. out of water, but this tough-guy loner soon realizes that he's also facing the most important mission of his life: becoming part of a family and bringing them all closer together.

TV-PG

10:03 AM

And the Reality Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

With a TV producer approaching Max and Caroline about shooting an episode of a Kardashians reality show at their cupcake window.

TV-14

11:03 AM

Pet the Bunny

Everybody Loves Raymond

Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Robert Needs Money

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra loan $1,000 to pressed Robert, then are surprised when he uses it to go to Las Vegas.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

Counseling

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra convinces Ray they need marriage counseling.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (DVS)

Young adventurer Sean receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist--a place of strange life forms, mountains of gold, deadly volcanoes, and more than one astonishing secret. Unable to stop him from going, Sean's new stepfather joins the quest. Together with a helicopter pilot and his beautiful, strong-willed daughter, they set out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shock waves force the island under the sea and bury its treasures forever.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

Robert Needs Money

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra loan $1,000 to pressed Robert, then are surprised when he uses it to go to Las Vegas.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

While San Francisco scientist Will Rodman works on a cure for Alzheimer's disease by testing a genetically engineered retrovirus on chimpanzees, the virus mutates the animals, giving them a human level of intelligence. This results in a change in the balance of power which eventually leads to a war of supremacy between man and the apes.

TV-14

5:03 PM

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (DVS)

Young adventurer Sean receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist--a place of strange life forms, mountains of gold, deadly volcanoes, and more than one astonishing secret. Unable to stop him from going, Sean's new stepfather joins the quest. Together with a helicopter pilot and his beautiful, strong-willed daughter, they set out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shock waves force the island under the sea and bury its treasures forever.

TV-PG

6:03 PM

Man of Steel (DVS)

Clark Kent/Kal-El is a young twenty-something journalist who feels alienated by powers beyond anyone's imagination. Transported to Earth years ago from Krypton, an advanced alien planet, Clark struggles with the ultimate question - Why am I here? Shaped by the values of his adoptive parents Martha and Jonathan Kent, Clark soon discovers that having super abilities means making very difficult decisions. But when the world needs stability the most, it comes under attack. Will his abilities be used to maintain peace or ultimately used to divide and conquer? Clark must become the hero known as "Superman," not only to shine as the world's last beacon of hope but to protect the ones he loves.

TV-14

7:03 PM

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

While San Francisco scientist Will Rodman works on a cure for Alzheimer's disease by testing a genetically engineered retrovirus on chimpanzees, the virus mutates the animals, giving them a human level of intelligence. This results in a change in the balance of power which eventually leads to a war of supremacy between man and the apes.

TV-14

9:03 PM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

Monday, Mar 4
12:03 AM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

1:03 AM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

3:03 AM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

4:03 AM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

6:03 AM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

9:03 AM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

11:03 AM

She's the One

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with the perfect woman.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Court Date

King of Queens, The

Doug hatches a scheme after Carrie gets a traffic ticket.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

One Where Chandler Crosses the Line, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

One with Phoebe's Uterus, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.

TV-14

3:03 PM

One with Rachel's Crush, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

One Where Chandler Crosses the Line, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

One with Phoebe's Uterus, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.

TV-14

6:03 PM

One with Rachel's Crush, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

7:03 PM

One with All the Rugby, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.

TV-PG

8:03 PM

One with the Free Porn, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

TV-14

9:03 PM

Standard Deviation (DVS)

American Dad

In order to avoid being sent on a suicide mission, Stan learns how to become a DJ to beat Bullock in a DJ Battle. Jeff takes up drinking psychedelic teas and Roger helps him build an imaginary musical instrument.

TV-14

10:03 PM

Fight and Flight (DVS)

American Dad

Stan goes over-the-top to produce a reenactment of Charles Lindbergh's solo flight for Steve's school project after he gets an F. Klaus buys a pair of shoes online and Hayley helps him harass the neighbor they believe has stolen them.

TV-14

11:03 PM

Lice Things Are Lice (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina volunteers alongside Nurse Liz, she finds herself involved in the biggest scandal to hit Wagstaff School: a lice infestation. Meanwhile, Bob makes improvements to the restaurant that end up driving customers away. Can the Belchers juggle both a crisis at the restaurant and lice?

TV-PG

Tuesday, Mar 5
12:03 AM

Stand by Gene (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Gene overhears talk about a mystical creature that lives nearby, he leads the Belcher kids and their friends on a journey to find it. Meanwhile, Linda's competitive nature takes over during downtime at the restaurant.

TV-PG

1:03 AM

Cool Hand Peter (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On the way there, the men earn a one-way ticket to jail. But when they decide to make a run for it, Joe's quick planning and Peter's seductive ways help them escape. Meanwhile, Lois spends some quality time with the girls and they engage in childish antics.

TV-14

2:03 AM

Quagmire and Meg (DVS)

Family Guy

When Meg turns 18, Peter and Lois attempt to keep Quagmire from seducing their daughter.

TV-14

3:03 AM

Livin' on a Prayer (DVS)

Family Guy

When Lois discovers that Stewie's sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scientists, she decides to take matters into her own hands.

TV-14

4:03 AM

Pilot Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

TV-PG

5:03 AM

Killer Queen (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter and Chris go away to fat camp, they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids. Meanwhile, Stewie is traumatized by the frightening cover of a Queen album.

TV-14

6:03 AM

Glasses, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George buys effeminate glasses; dog-bite victim Elaine thinks she has rabies.

TV-PG

7:03 AM

Pilot Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

TV-PG

8:03 AM

Episode 91230 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

9:03 AM

Glasses, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George buys effeminate glasses; dog-bite victim Elaine thinks she has rabies.

TV-PG

10:03 AM

AC/DC (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

After an injury on the job, Jake is forced to take time off; Holt, Rosa and their significant others go on a double date.

TV-14

11:03 AM

And the Childhood Not Included (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline accidentally loses one of Han's expensive fish while cleaning the tank, so Max considers selling a sentimental gift from her mother in order to replace the fish.

TV-14

12:03 PM

White Collar

King of Queens, The

A new promotion makes Doug miserable.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

Train Wreck

King of Queens, The

Doug is disappointed when his beautiful young trainee doesn't make Carrie jealous.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

Sniffing Accountant, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry, Kramer and Newman investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffle.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

One with Rachel's New Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

One with All the Wedding Dresses, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

One with the Worst Best Man Ever, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.

TV-PG

6:03 PM

One with Rachel's New Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.

TV-PG

7:03 PM

One with All the Wedding Dresses, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.

TV-PG

8:03 PM

One with the Worst Best Man Ever, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.

TV-PG

9:03 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

10:03 PM

One with All the Kissing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.

TV-PG

11:03 PM

One Where Phoebe Hates PBS, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Mar 6
12:03 AM

Holiday Summation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.

TV-PG

1:03 AM

Emotion Detection Automation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon learns about an MIT invention that can help read people's emotions and decides to test it. Meanwhile, Leonard has trouble hiding his emotions when Penny announces her brother is going to visit; and Raj gathers former girlfriends to ask for their dating advice.

TV-PG

2:03 AM

Allowance Evaporation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy is incensed when she discovers Sheldon has shared intimate relationship information with people at the University; and Raj is knocked for a loop when his father stops sending financial support.

TV-PG

3:03 AM

6 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Craig helps God recruit a prophet while Sanjay heads to the basement to help save Earth.

TV-14

4:03 AM

6 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Craig helps God recruit a prophet while Sanjay heads to the basement to help save Earth.

TV-14

5:03 AM

Allowance Evaporation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy is incensed when she discovers Sheldon has shared intimate relationship information with people at the University; and Raj is knocked for a loop when his father stops sending financial support.

TV-PG

6:03 AM

6 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Craig helps God recruit a prophet while Sanjay heads to the basement to help save Earth.

TV-14

7:03 AM

6 Days (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Craig helps God recruit a prophet while Sanjay heads to the basement to help save Earth.

TV-14

8:03 AM

Episode 91231 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

9:03 AM

Kids (DVS)

New Girl

Jess babysits Russell's pre-teen daughter for the weekend and meets his ex-wife. Then, Schmidt and Cece panic when they think she's pregnant. Also, Nick's new girlfriend may be too young, and Winston discovers his new boss is a big baby.

TV-14

10:03 AM

Backslide (DVS)

New Girl

When Jess and Nick run into their exes Paul and Caroline, the gang fears they both may backslide into romantic relationships. Meanwhile, Schmidt desperately tries not to get aroused as he deals with a delicate medical issue. Winston suffers the consequences of a wild night out with his boss and Cece brings Schmidt to a nursing home to meet her grandmother.

TV-14

11:03 AM

And a Loan for Christmas (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline obtain a bank loan to mass-produce their cupcake T-shirts so they can sell them at high-end boutiques. Meanwhile, the diner gang poses in Chestnut's barn for a holiday decorating contest Sophie entered.

TV-14

12:03 PM

Time Share

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie befriend their weird neighbors in order to get a Hamptons time share.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

Art House

King of Queens, The

Arthur gets his own apartment after Doug's patience wears too thin.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

Non-Fat Yogurt, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine suspect Kramer's yogurt shop is causing their weight gain.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

One with the Kips, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.

TV-14

4:03 PM

One Where Ross Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

One with Chandler's Work Laugh, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.

TV-PG

6:03 PM

One with the Kips, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.

TV-14

7:03 PM

One Where Ross Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.

TV-PG

8:03 PM

One with Chandler's Work Laugh, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.

TV-PG

9:03 PM

One with the Girl Who Hits Joey, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors.

TV-PG

10:03 PM

One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.

TV-14

11:03 PM

One Where Ross Can't Flirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.

TV-PG

Thursday, Mar 7
12:03 AM

Pro Tiki/Con Tiki (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob's friend, Warren, comes to town, he makes an offer to invest in the restaurant. Bob is thrilled it finally could get a much-needed makeover until he learns Warren has some strong interior design choices in mind. Meanwhile, Warren's visit means one of the kids must give up their bedroom.

TV-PG

1:03 AM

Nice Night for a Drive, A (DVS)

American Dad

Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car after Stan refuses to pay for a life-saving surgery. Steve and his friends prank Roger's Frank character and he terrorizes them for revenge.

TV-14

2:03 AM

Go, Stewie, Go! (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Review. Meanwhile, Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age.

TV-14

3:03 AM

Pro Tiki/Con Tiki (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob's friend, Warren, comes to town, he makes an offer to invest in the restaurant. Bob is thrilled it finally could get a much-needed makeover until he learns Warren has some strong interior design choices in mind. Meanwhile, Warren's visit means one of the kids must give up their bedroom.

TV-PG

4:03 AM

March 6, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

A talk show of Samantha Bee's nuanced, satirical view of political and cultural issues.

TV-MA

5:03 AM

Thespian Catalyst, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon wants acting lessons from Penny, hoping they will make him a better teacher.

TV-14

6:03 AM

March 6, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

A talk show of Samantha Bee's nuanced, satirical view of political and cultural issues.

TV-MA

7:03 AM

March 6, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

A talk show of Samantha Bee's nuanced, satirical view of political and cultural issues.

TV-MA

8:03 AM

Episode 91232 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

9:03 AM

New Captain (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

After Holt is transferred, the precinct's new captain arrives, creating chaos. Amy and Jake face the consequences of their kiss.

TV-14

10:03 AM

Oolong Slayer, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake asks Holt for help keeping a case involving a serial killer under the radar. A former adversary makes demands of Amy and Rosa. Terry develops a new obsession.

TV-14

11:03 AM

And the Crime Ring (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are arrested for breaking into a cute guy's apartment to retrieve some rings Caroline left there after she spent the night.

TV-14

12:03 PM

Female Problems

King of Queens, The

Carrie befriends a new neighbor; Doug feels left out.

TV-PG