DVS Offerings

Thursday, Jul 18
12:07 AM

Pinata Named Desire, A (DVS)

American Dad

Stan takes an acting class taught by Roger after he blows an undercover assignment. Stan then uses his newfound acting skills to steal a part in a local play from Roger. Roger, down but not out, takes out the play's female lead and gets her part. Now it's opening night and Stan and Roger take to the stage to see who is the better actor. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends plan a sleepover.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Road to Germany (DVS)

Family Guy

Mort Goldman accidentally steps into a time machine and winds up in 1939 Poland in the middle of the Nazi invasion. Brian and Stewie follow him to Nazi Germany in an attempt to save him and bring him back to the present safely.

TV-14

2:07 AM

House of 1000 Bounces (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When there is a bounce house crisis at regular-sized Rudy's birthday party, the Belcher kids devise a scheme to save the day. Meanwhile, Bob deals with an unexpected guest at the restaurant and is forced to come to terms with a longstanding fear.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Cohabitation Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard contemplates a serious decision in his relationship with Bernadette; and Leonard and Raj's sister start seeing each other again.

TV-PG

6:07 AM

Prince (DVS)

New Girl

Jess is ready to paint the town purple when a chance encounter finds her and Cece invited to a once-in-a-lifetime mansion party thrown by music legend Prince. Not wanting to miss out on the fun, Nick, Schmidt, Winston and Coach are determined to crash the festivities, building toward an unforgettable climax.

TV-14

8:07 AM

Basketball (DVS)

New Girl

Jess does a full-court press to solidify her friendship with Coach, but Nick goes on the defense when they bond over his rival basketball team. Meanwhile, Schmidt is assigned to mentor a much older new hire at work and Winston discovers a new career path.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Prince (DVS)

New Girl

Jess is ready to paint the town purple when a chance encounter finds her and Cece invited to a once-in-a-lifetime mansion party thrown by music legend Prince. Not wanting to miss out on the fun, Nick, Schmidt, Winston and Coach are determined to crash the festivities, building toward an unforgettable climax.

TV-14

10:07 AM

Sister (DVS)

New Girl

Jess' wild-child sister, Abby, pays a visit and immediately throws the loft into disarray. Meanwhile, Schmidt enlists Nick to be his wingman in crashing a bar mitzvah and Winston throws a dinner party with Bertie, which turns awkward when only Cece and Coach attend.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And the French Kiss (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

After a great make-out session with Max's teacher, Caroline learns a secret about him that she wishes she'd known beforehand.

TV-14

4:07 PM

Fire, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A kitchen fire makes George confront his cowardliness.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One Where No One's Ready, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with the Metaphorical Tunnel, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with the Flashback, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends recall secrets from their pasts.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One with the Giant Poking Device, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One with All the Jealousy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

I Am the Walrus (DVS)

American Dad

Stan resorts to extreme and cruel measures to humiliate Steve and maintain his alpha-male status in the house, and Hayley and Jeff turn to Principal Lewis for marriage counseling.

TV-14

Friday, Jul 19
12:07 AM

License to Till (DVS)

American Dad

When Steve has trouble crossing over into the "cool kids" social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Man with Two Brians, The (DVS)

Family Guy

When Brian hurts his back saving Peter, Peter thinks Brian's getting too old, and brings another dog--named New Brian--into the family; and when everyone falls in love with the new pet, Brian leaves home.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Raincoats Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires. George sells his dad's clothes.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Pledge Drive, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry cashes old birthday checks from his grandmother.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Agreement Dissection, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Priya uses her legal expertise to rip apart Sheldon's roommate agreement, and the women take the flustered Sheldon out dancing.

TV-PG

5:07 AM

Engagement Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Mrs. Wolowitz ends up in the hospital after Howard tells her he's marrying Bernadette. While there, Leonard stresses over Penny and Priya warming up to one another.

TV-14

6:07 AM

Venue, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The always unwelcome Vulture pops back into Jake and Amy's lives, threatening to swoop in and take something important away from them. Boyle and Rosa must track down "Sergeant Peanut Butter," the kidnapped NYPD horse that Chales envies, and Holt challenges Terry to be less image-conscious.

TV-14

7:07 AM

And the Dumpster Sex (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Deke takes Max to his place after a great first date, but his so-called home is nothing like she expected. Meanwhile, Caroline feels empowered and then scared after she has a shady-looking car towed from the front of the Cupcake window.

TV-14

8:07 AM

HalloVeen (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The Nine-Nine embarks on its fifth annual Halloween Heist and, as usual, everybody has a plan and no one is safe. Relationships and friendships are tested as the title Amazing Human Slash Genius must be snagged by midnight, leaving everyone pitted against each other.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Venue, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The always unwelcome Vulture pops back into Jake and Amy's lives, threatening to swoop in and take something important away from them. Boyle and Rosa must track down "Sergeant Peanut Butter," the kidnapped NYPD horse that Chales envies, and Holt challenges Terry to be less image-conscious.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the Dumpster Sex (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Deke takes Max to his place after a great first date, but his so-called home is nothing like she expected. Meanwhile, Caroline feels empowered and then scared after she has a shady-looking car towed from the front of the Cupcake window.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And the ATM (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max decides to break up with Deke now that she knows about his wealthy background.

TV-14

4:07 PM

Couch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine dates the guy who delivered Jerry's new couch.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One the Morning After Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with the Dollhouse, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

8:07 PM

One with the Screamer, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One with the Jellyfish, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Home Wrecker (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other.

TV-14

Saturday, Jul 20
12:07 AM

Gorillas in the Mist (DVS)

American Dad

Stan spends some quality father-son time with Steve at the local zoo, but things go wrong when Steve slips into a gorilla exhibit. Meanwhile, Roger bets Hayley that he can become a great Country singer and sets out to write the most heartbreaking song of all time.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Ocean's Three and a Half (DVS)

Family Guy

After seven years of pregnancy, Bonnie gives birth to baby Susie, and Stewie immediately falls in love; but when Joe can't pay the massive hospital bill, Peter and the boys plan to rob Mr. Pewterschmidt.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Wag the Hog (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob's longtime friend, Critter, finds himself in jail for unpaid parking tickets, the Belchers decide to do what they can to help him out. Meanwhile, Linda takes on a babysitting job that becomes more work than she signed up for.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Skank Reflex Analysis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the fifth season premiere, Penny worries that she's screwed things up permanently with her friends after her night with Raj, while Sheldon takes command of the paintball team.

TV-14

4:07 AM

Pulled Groin Extrapolation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Attending a co-worker's wedding, Leonard and Amy (MAYIM BIALIK) get to know each other better, while Howard and Bernadette spend the weekend with Mrs. Wolowitz!

TV-PG

5:07 AM

Russian Rocket Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Leonard get invited to a housewarming party at WIL WHEATON's house; while Howard gets an out-of-this-world opportunity!

TV-PG

6:07 AM

Delivery Man (DVS)

An immature middle-age man discovers he has fathered over 530 children throughout the years through sperm donations. When 142 of his offspring file a class-action lawsuit to reveal their dad's identity, he must decide whether he is going to become a real father.

TV-14

8:07 AM

And the Near Death Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline goes into a tailspin and drags Max with her when Nicolas tells her that he is going to leave is wife for her.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And the Near Death Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline goes into a tailspin and drags Max with her when Nicolas tells her that he is going to leave is wife for her.

TV-14

4:07 PM

This Is 40 (DVS)

Pete and Debbie are approaching a milestone meltdown. After years of marriage, Pete lives in a house of all females: wife Debbie and their two daughters, 8-year-old Charlotte and 13-year-old Sadie. As he struggles to keep his record label afloat, he and Debbie must figure out how to forgive, forget and enjoy the rest of their lives before they kill each other.

TV-14

7:07 PM

This Is 40 (DVS)

Pete and Debbie are approaching a milestone meltdown. After years of marriage, Pete lives in a house of all females: wife Debbie and their two daughters, 8-year-old Charlotte and 13-year-old Sadie. As he struggles to keep his record label afloat, he and Debbie must figure out how to forgive, forget and enjoy the rest of their lives before they kill each other.

TV-14

9:07 PM

Wedding Crashers (DVS)

Divorce mediators John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey are business partners and lifelong friends who share one truly unique springtime hobby--crashing weddings! Whatever the ethnicity of the wedding party--Jewish, Italian, Irish, Chinese, Hindu--the charismatic and charming duo always have clever back stories for inquisitive guests and inevitably become the hit of every reception, where they strictly adhere to their proven "rules of wedding crashing" to meet and pick up women aroused by the very thought of marriage. At the tail end of another successful season of toasting brides and grooms, Jeremy learns that the daughter of Treasury Secretary William Cleary and his wife, Kathleen, is getting married in what is sure to be the Washington D.C. social event of the year. After infiltrating the lavish affair, John and Jeremy quickly set their sights on two bridesmaids, Claire and Gloria Cleary. With the lavish reception in full swing, Jeremy works his game plan to perfection in seducing Gloria, but John's flirtation banter with Claire is unexpectedly impeded by her pompous, Ivy League boyfriend Sack. Having uncharacteristically fallen hard and fast for Claire, John convinces a resistant Jeremy to bend the crashing rules and accept an invitation to an extended weekend party at the Cleary family compound. Once at the palatial waterfront estate, John and Jeremy endure a multitude of comical mishaps at the hands of the dysfunctional members of the Cleary family, but also learn a few unexpected lessons about love and relationships.

TV-14

10:07 PM

Delivery Man (DVS)

An immature middle-age man discovers he has fathered over 530 children throughout the years through sperm donations. When 142 of his offspring file a class-action lawsuit to reveal their dad's identity, he must decide whether he is going to become a real father.

TV-14

Sunday, Jul 21
12:07 AM

Wedding Crashers (DVS)

Divorce mediators John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey are business partners and lifelong friends who share one truly unique springtime hobby--crashing weddings! Whatever the ethnicity of the wedding party--Jewish, Italian, Irish, Chinese, Hindu--the charismatic and charming duo always have clever back stories for inquisitive guests and inevitably become the hit of every reception, where they strictly adhere to their proven "rules of wedding crashing" to meet and pick up women aroused by the very thought of marriage. At the tail end of another successful season of toasting brides and grooms, Jeremy learns that the daughter of Treasury Secretary William Cleary and his wife, Kathleen, is getting married in what is sure to be the Washington D.C. social event of the year. After infiltrating the lavish affair, John and Jeremy quickly set their sights on two bridesmaids, Claire and Gloria Cleary. With the lavish reception in full swing, Jeremy works his game plan to perfection in seducing Gloria, but John's flirtation banter with Claire is unexpectedly impeded by her pompous, Ivy League boyfriend Sack. Having uncharacteristically fallen hard and fast for Claire, John convinces a resistant Jeremy to bend the crashing rules and accept an invitation to an extended weekend party at the Cleary family compound. Once at the palatial waterfront estate, John and Jeremy endure a multitude of comical mishaps at the hands of the dysfunctional members of the Cleary family, but also learn a few unexpected lessons about love and relationships.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Ornithophobia Diffusion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon must overcome his fear of birds.

TV-PG

2:07 AM

Speckerman Recurrance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard comes face-to-face with his high school bully.

TV-14

3:07 AM

Good Guy Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon tries to spook his friends on Halloween.

TV-14

4:07 AM

Ornithophobia Diffusion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon must overcome his fear of birds.

TV-PG

5:07 AM

Speckerman Recurrance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard comes face-to-face with his high school bully.

TV-14

6:07 AM

And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline agree to make a wedding cake for a bride, who can't decide on what style of cake she wants or much of anything else.

TV-14

7:07 AM

This Is 40 (DVS)

Pete and Debbie are approaching a milestone meltdown. After years of marriage, Pete lives in a house of all females: wife Debbie and their two daughters, 8-year-old Charlotte and 13-year-old Sadie. As he struggles to keep his record label afloat, he and Debbie must figure out how to forgive, forget and enjoy the rest of their lives before they kill each other.

TV-14

9:07 AM

And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline agree to make a wedding cake for a bride, who can't decide on what style of cake she wants or much of anything else.

TV-14

2:07 PM

Wedding Crashers (DVS)

Divorce mediators John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey are business partners and lifelong friends who share one truly unique springtime hobby--crashing weddings! Whatever the ethnicity of the wedding party--Jewish, Italian, Irish, Chinese, Hindu--the charismatic and charming duo always have clever back stories for inquisitive guests and inevitably become the hit of every reception, where they strictly adhere to their proven "rules of wedding crashing" to meet and pick up women aroused by the very thought of marriage. At the tail end of another successful season of toasting brides and grooms, Jeremy learns that the daughter of Treasury Secretary William Cleary and his wife, Kathleen, is getting married in what is sure to be the Washington D.C. social event of the year. After infiltrating the lavish affair, John and Jeremy quickly set their sights on two bridesmaids, Claire and Gloria Cleary. With the lavish reception in full swing, Jeremy works his game plan to perfection in seducing Gloria, but John's flirtation banter with Claire is unexpectedly impeded by her pompous, Ivy League boyfriend Sack. Having uncharacteristically fallen hard and fast for Claire, John convinces a resistant Jeremy to bend the crashing rules and accept an invitation to an extended weekend party at the Cleary family compound. Once at the palatial waterfront estate, John and Jeremy endure a multitude of comical mishaps at the hands of the dysfunctional members of the Cleary family, but also learn a few unexpected lessons about love and relationships.

TV-14

8:07 PM

Wedding Crashers (DVS)

Divorce mediators John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey are business partners and lifelong friends who share one truly unique springtime hobby--crashing weddings! Whatever the ethnicity of the wedding party--Jewish, Italian, Irish, Chinese, Hindu--the charismatic and charming duo always have clever back stories for inquisitive guests and inevitably become the hit of every reception, where they strictly adhere to their proven "rules of wedding crashing" to meet and pick up women aroused by the very thought of marriage. At the tail end of another successful season of toasting brides and grooms, Jeremy learns that the daughter of Treasury Secretary William Cleary and his wife, Kathleen, is getting married in what is sure to be the Washington D.C. social event of the year. After infiltrating the lavish affair, John and Jeremy quickly set their sights on two bridesmaids, Claire and Gloria Cleary. With the lavish reception in full swing, Jeremy works his game plan to perfection in seducing Gloria, but John's flirtation banter with Claire is unexpectedly impeded by her pompous, Ivy League boyfriend Sack. Having uncharacteristically fallen hard and fast for Claire, John convinces a resistant Jeremy to bend the crashing rules and accept an invitation to an extended weekend party at the Cleary family compound. Once at the palatial waterfront estate, John and Jeremy endure a multitude of comical mishaps at the hands of the dysfunctional members of the Cleary family, but also learn a few unexpected lessons about love and relationships.

TV-14

11:07 PM

Empathy Optimization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Dealing with an under-the-weather Sheldon is so draining for Penny, Leonard, and the gang, that they decide to treat themselves to a Sheldon-less weekend.

TV-PG

Monday, Jul 22
12:07 AM

Valentino Submergence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy celebrate Valentine's Day with an episode of Fun With Flags; Leonard and Penny feel the pangs of aging; Howard and Bernadette are surprised by what they find in their hot tub.

TV-PG

1:07 AM

Chicken P***Y (DVS)

Claws

While Desna (Niecy Nash) works to get Dean (Harold Perrineau) away from Mac (Michael Horse) and Melba (Rebecca Creskoff), Quiet Ann (Judy Reyes) gets the crew deeper into trouble.

TV-MA

2:07 AM

Empathy Optimization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Dealing with an under-the-weather Sheldon is so draining for Penny, Leonard, and the gang, that they decide to treat themselves to a Sheldon-less weekend.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Valentino Submergence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy celebrate Valentine's Day with an episode of Fun With Flags; Leonard and Penny feel the pangs of aging; Howard and Bernadette are surprised by what they find in their hot tub.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Chicken P***Y (DVS)

Claws

While Desna (Niecy Nash) works to get Dean (Harold Perrineau) away from Mac (Michael Horse) and Melba (Rebecca Creskoff), Quiet Ann (Judy Reyes) gets the crew deeper into trouble.

TV-MA

5:07 AM

Chicken P***Y (DVS)

Claws

While Desna (Niecy Nash) works to get Dean (Harold Perrineau) away from Mac (Michael Horse) and Melba (Rebecca Creskoff), Quiet Ann (Judy Reyes) gets the crew deeper into trouble.

TV-MA

6:07 AM

Transformers (DVS)

The Earth is caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between two races of robots, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons. All that stands between the Decepticons and ultimate power is a clue held by young Sam Witwicky. Unaware that he is mankind's last chance for survival, Sam and Bumblebee, his robot disguised as a car, are in a race against an enemy unlike anything anyone has seen before.

TV-PG

8:07 AM

And the New Lease on Life (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are forced to find the original tenant of their apartment when the lease expires and convince him to re-sign or else they will face eviction.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And the New Lease on Life (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are forced to find the original tenant of their apartment when the lease expires and convince him to re-sign or else they will face eviction.

TV-14

3:07 PM

One with Joey's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend--but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

TV-14

4:07 PM

One Where Chandler Crosses the Line, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One with Phoebe's Uterus, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.

TV-14

6:07 PM

One with Rachel's Crush, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with All the Rugby, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

Hurricane (DVS)

American Dad

Stan attempts to save his family after a hurricane floods Lower Langley--despite Fran's warnings that Stan is a bad decision-maker during a crisis.

TV-14

9:07 PM

Worst Stan, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan arranges for Principal Lewis to marry Superintendent Riggs so he can finally be a best man at a wedding; Roger's new shorts attract the interest of Ricky Martin.

TV-14

10:07 PM

Pro Tiki/Con Tiki (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob's friend, Warren, comes to town, he makes an offer to invest in the restaurant. Bob is thrilled it finally could get a much-needed makeover until he learns Warren has some strong interior design choices in mind. Meanwhile, Warren's visit means one of the kids must give up their bedroom.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Horse Rider-Er, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After finally convincing Bob and Linda to send her to horse camp, Tina realizes she has to part ways with Jericho, her imaginary horse. Meanwhile, Linda decides to create a restaurant camp in an attempt to make things fair for Gene and Louise.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Jul 23
12:07 AM

Pilling Them Softly (DVS)

Family Guy

After Quagmire shows off his cooking skills to the gang, Lois suggests that he audition for Channel 5's new cooking show.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Once Bitten (DVS)

Family Guy

After Brian gets diagnosed with liver disease from his heavy drinking, Peter is stuck with the task of inserting Brian's suppository pills. When Brian bites Peter's arm in self-defense, Brian becomes the alpha dog.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Fighting Irish (DVS)

Family Guy

When Liam Nesson comes to town to shoot a movie, Peter is convinced that he can beat him up. Unsuccessful, Peter winds up in jail but is bailed out by Liam Neeson and becomes his manservant.

TV-14

3:07 AM

Pilling Them Softly (DVS)

Family Guy

After Quagmire shows off his cooking skills to the gang, Lois suggests that he audition for Channel 5's new cooking show.

TV-14

4:07 AM

Guy, Robot (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian decides to do stand up comedy, but when his set begins to tank, he starts stealing Stewie's Twitter material.

TV-14

5:07 AM

Other Side, The (DVS)

Final Space

A collision with space time traps half of the Crimson Light in a perilous other dimension

TV-14

6:07 AM

Gymnast, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.

TV-PG

8:07 AM

Secretary, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A new secretary's efficiency arouses George; Jerry spots a dry cleaner wearing his clothes.

TV-PG

9:07 AM

99 (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

While the entire precinct attends a funeral in L.A., Holt learns that he is in the running to become Chief Commissioner of the NYPD. But after missing their flight back home, Jake must devise a variety of ways to get Holt back in time for the interview. Forced to stay with some estranged members of the Boyle family, Amy tries to convince everyone that she can be laid-back; Terry panics about losing his first-class flight, and Charles uncovers some new information about Rosa's personal life.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the Reality Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

With a TV producer approaching Max and Caroline about shooting an episode of a Kardashians reality show at their cupcake window.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And the Childhood Not Included (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline accidentally loses one of Han's expensive fish while cleaning the tank, so Max considers selling a sentimental gift from her mother in order to replace the fish.

TV-14

4:07 PM

Label Maker, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine are suspicious of a friend's gifts.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One with the Fake Party, The (DVS)

Friends

Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with Rachel's New Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with All the Wedding Dresses, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One with the Worst Best Man Ever, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One with All the Kissing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Scarlett Getter, The (DVS)

American Dad

Francine is disgusted when Stan reestablishes contact with a crush from CIA boot camp; Bullock hires a bounty hunter to capture Roger; Steve wears Hayley's panties after concluding they bring him luck.

TV-14

Wednesday, Jul 24
12:07 AM

Unbrave One, The (DVS)

American Dad

With Roger's help, Steve dresses up as a superhero to prove his bravery to his father; when Stan discovers that Fran may be pregnant, he hopes the infant will turn out to be the brave child he never had.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Juice Is Loose, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter cashes in a raffle ticket, and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson; but when he brings home the infamous former running back, the residents of Quahog are not so welcoming to the new houseguest.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Proton Regeneration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton for the role of the new Professor Proton. Penny steps in and takes care of Halley when Bernadette and Howard both wind up on bed rest.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Tesla Recoil, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Howard are furious after they learn Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette is on bed rest, and she asks Raj to do some digging when she suspects Ruchi is trying to steal her job.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Confidence Erosion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from wedding planning by applying math to the process. Raj "breaks up" with Howard after realizing his best friend is actually hurting his confidence.

TV-PG

8:07 AM

Mars Landing (DVS)

New Girl

Jess and Nick face some truths about their relationship, while Schmidt, Winston and Coach scramble to make a better second impression on their hot new neighbors. Also, Cece panics after she drunk-texts Buster.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Big News (DVS)

New Girl

The morning after their break-up, Jess and Nick scramble to keep it a secret from the loftmates. Meanwhile, Winston passes his police academy entrance exam and demands that the gang throw him a Honey Roast.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the Brand Job (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's friendship is severely tested when Caroline drags Max to a motivational business seminar to help brand their cupcake business.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And a Loan for Christmas (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline obtain a bank loan to mass-produce their cupcake T-shirts so they can sell them at high-end boutiques. Meanwhile, the diner gang poses in Chestnut's barn for a holiday decorating contest Sophie entered.

TV-14

4:07 PM

Beard, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine tries to change a gay man; George and his date have similar problems.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One-Hundredth, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with the Kips, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.

TV-14

7:07 PM

One Where Ross Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One with Chandler's Work Laugh, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One Where Everybody Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.

TV-14

10:07 PM

One with the Cop, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key (DVS)

American Dad

Stan joins Roger and Steve's fictional detective agency but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his job. Roger demands Steve fire Stan but Steve cannot bring himself to do it and ends up lying to Roger. Things take a turn for the worse when Stan is kidnapped, and Steve must tell Roger the truth.

TV-14

Thursday, Jul 25
12:07 AM

Wrestler, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan panics when Barry comes close to toppling his longstanding wrestling record at Steve's school—and ends up teaching Roger how to wrestle so he can defeat Barry.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Not All Dogs Go to Heaven (DVS)

Family Guy

After a frustrating day at the annual Quahog <i>Star Trek</i> convention, Stewie builds a transporter and beams the entire cast of <i>Star Trek: The Next Generation</i> into his room for a fun-filled day in Quahog.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Flu-Ouise (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When the youngest Belcher comes down with an epic case of the flu, Linda has a mishap as she tries to deliver Louise's favorite toy to her daughter's bedside. After Louise vows that she will never forgive her family for their mistake, she falls into a wild fever dream filled with familiar faces, zany musical numbers and a crazy adventure.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Recombination Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Everything might change when Leonard offers Penny a spur of the moment invitation to a romantic dinner for two on the 100th episode of the series.

TV-14

4:07 AM

Friendship Contraction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's selfish demands force Leonard to reconsider their friendship. Meanwhile, Howard tries to pick his astronaut nickname. NASA astronaut MIKE MASSIMINO guest stars.

TV-PG

8:07 AM

Last Wedding, The (DVS)

New Girl

At the last wedding of the summer, the gang makes a pact: each of them will get lucky by night's end. Jess sets her sights on the best man, who also has caught the eye of a beautiful scientist. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Nick get an indecent proposal, Winston recovers from his police academy training, and Coach panics when he realizes he has already hooked up with every woman at the party.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Julie Berkman's Older Sister (DVS)

New Girl

Jess' dad arrives with his new girlfriend, Ashley, who happened to be Jess and Cece's high school rival. Meanwhile, Schmidt recruits the guys to be part of a focus group at work to help him land a big new account.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the Past and the Furious (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is shocked when she receives a Lamborghini for her birthday, which her father ordered for her four years ago. Meanwhile, Oleg plans something special for Sophie.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And the Crime Ring (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are arrested for breaking into a cute guy's apartment to retrieve some rings Caroline left there after she spent the night.

TV-14

4:07 PM

One with Joey's Big Break, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One Where Rachel Smokes, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey and Ross' son audition for the same commercial but only one can get the part.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with the Ride Along, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with Joey's Big Break, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One in Vegas Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One Where Ross Hugs Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, The (DVS)

Friends

Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Stan's Best Friend (DVS)

American Dad

When Steve's new puppy is gravely injured, Stan attempts to save the dog using a doctor who specializes in alternative medicine.

TV-14

Friday, Jul 26
12:07 AM

Kidney Stays in the Picture, The (DVS)

American Dad

When Hayley experiences kidney failure, Stan and Fran travel into the past to find the man who may be Hayley's real father.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Stew-roids (DVS)

Family Guy

After Stewie gets beaten up by Joe's infant daughter, Peter injects Stewie with steroids; Chris's popularity at school soars when he begins dating Connie.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Face Painter, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine's boyfriend's behavior at a hockey game appalls her and Jerry.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Werewolf Transformation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A change in Sheldon's routine forces him to re-evaluate his entire life, when his barber is sick. Meanwhile, Howard rethinks his decision to go into space after astronaut training.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Transporter Malfunction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

It's a dream come true for Sheldon when he has a close encounter with his hero, Mr. Spock -- legendary sci-fi icon LEONARD NIMOY.

TV-PG

5:07 AM

Stag Convergence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard's wedding plans are in jeopardy after the guys (and Wil Wheaton) throw him a bachelor party and details of his sexual history are leaked online.

TV-PG

6:07 AM

Highlights of a Hundred Part 1 (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights from the series' first 100 episodes.

TV-PG

8:07 AM

Oolong Slayer, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake asks Holt for help keeping a case involving a serial killer under the radar. A former adversary makes demands of Amy and Rosa. Terry develops a new obsession.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Favor, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Seamus Murphy returns to redeem the favor Holt owes him, and the precinct searches for a loophole that will allow Holt to uphold his end of the bargain without breaking the law.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the Cupcake Captives (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Sophie's wedding is interrupted by a hostage situation. Meanwhile, Max and Caroline's cupcake business gets some unwanted attention when a tenant who is wearing one of their company's T-shirts is arrested.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And the Zero Tolerance (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline get second jobs as a pastry chef and a hostess at a trendy restaurant to help pay off their bank loan.

TV-14

4:07 PM

Wink, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One on the Last Night, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with Ross's Teeth, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with the Joke, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Chandler bicker over which of them created a raunchy joke. Phoebe antagonizes Monica and Rachel with her candor. Joey reluctantly takes a waiter job at Central Perk.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Cry Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol; Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness; Rachel learns the truth about her husband; and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.

TV-14

10:07 PM

One Where Ross Dates a Student, The (DVS)

Friends

When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Toy Whorey (DVS)

American Dad

Stan wants Steve to stop playing with toys and be a man, so he brings Steve to Mexico to make love to a prostitute; Roger attempts to retrieve a bottle of wine from Terry and Greg.

TV-14

Saturday, Jul 27
12:07 AM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (DVS)

TV-14

1:07 AM

Three Kings (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter hosts three adaptations of Stephen King tales: "Stand By Me," "Misery" and "The Shawshank Redemption."

TV-14

2:07 AM

Teen-a Witch (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

With Halloween quickly approaching, Tina reveals her brilliant idea that will finally win her first place in the annual costume contest. But when Tammy steals her idea, Tina is forced to seek the help of Mr. Ambrose, who leads her to alternate and otherworldly methods of winning. Meanwhile, Bob is on a mission to figure out who is stealing his perfectly crafted pumpkins.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (DVS)

TV-14

4:07 AM

Star Wars: A New Hope (DVS)

In a distant galaxy, a long time ago, young Luke Skywalker assembles his motley crew of allies including space rogue Han Solo and two "droids" -- C3PO and R2D2 -- to rescue Princess Leia, the rebel leader of her planet, from the clutches of the evil Empire as embodied by its enforcer Darth Vader.

TV-PG

6:07 AM

Sorcerer's Apprentice, The (DVS)

Balthazar Blake is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath. Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler, a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners pit their powers against those of the fiercest-and most ruthless-villains of all time. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes the sorcerer's apprentice.

TV-PG

7:07 AM

Star Wars: A New Hope (DVS)

In a distant galaxy, a long time ago, young Luke Skywalker assembles his motley crew of allies including space rogue Han Solo and two "droids" -- C3PO and R2D2 -- to rescue Princess Leia, the rebel leader of her planet, from the clutches of the evil Empire as embodied by its enforcer Darth Vader.

TV-PG

9:07 AM

Sorcerer's Apprentice, The (DVS)

Balthazar Blake is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath. Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler, a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners pit their powers against those of the fiercest-and most ruthless-villains of all time. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes the sorcerer's apprentice.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

BFG, The (DVS)

TV-PG

3:07 PM

BFG, The (DVS)

TV-PG

5:07 PM

Sorcerer's Apprentice, The (DVS)

Balthazar Blake is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath. Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler, a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners pit their powers against those of the fiercest-and most ruthless-villains of all time. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes the sorcerer's apprentice.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (DVS)

Young adventurer Sean receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist--a place of strange life forms, mountains of gold, deadly volcanoes, and more than one astonishing secret. Unable to stop him from going, Sean's new stepfather joins the quest. Together with a helicopter pilot and his beautiful, strong-willed daughter, they set out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shock waves force the island under the sea and bury its treasures forever.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

Star Wars: A New Hope (DVS)

In a distant galaxy, a long time ago, young Luke Skywalker assembles his motley crew of allies including space rogue Han Solo and two "droids" -- C3PO and R2D2 -- to rescue Princess Leia, the rebel leader of her planet, from the clutches of the evil Empire as embodied by its enforcer Darth Vader.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

Sorcerer's Apprentice, The (DVS)

Balthazar Blake is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath. Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler, a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners pit their powers against those of the fiercest-and most ruthless-villains of all time. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes the sorcerer's apprentice.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

Star Wars: A New Hope (DVS)

In a distant galaxy, a long time ago, young Luke Skywalker assembles his motley crew of allies including space rogue Han Solo and two "droids" -- C3PO and R2D2 -- to rescue Princess Leia, the rebel leader of her planet, from the clutches of the evil Empire as embodied by its enforcer Darth Vader.

TV-PG

Sunday, Jul 28
12:07 AM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (DVS)

TV-14

1:07 AM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (DVS)

TV-14

3:07 AM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (DVS)

TV-14

4:07 AM

Chicken P***Y (DVS)

Claws

While Desna (Niecy Nash) works to get Dean (Harold Perrineau) away from Mac (Michael Horse) and Melba (Rebecca Creskoff), Quiet Ann (Judy Reyes) gets the crew deeper into trouble.

TV-MA

5:07 AM

Duff, The (DVS)

Frumpy high-school senior Bianca has a rude awakening when she learns her classmates secretly know her as the Duff, designated ugly fat friend, to her prettier and more popular pals. Desperate to reinvent herself, Bianca enlists the aid of Wesley, a charming jock. In order to save her senior year from becoming a complete disaster, Bianca must find the confidence to overthrow a judgmental student and revolutionize the school's social order.

TV-14

7:07 AM

And the Look of the Irish (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline try to get work for Nash as a model in an effort to make some extra money acting as his managers. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg attempt to remain celibate for 30 days before their wedding.

TV-14

8:07 AM

And the Grate Expectations (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline help launch the opening of The High's new location at JFK airport. Meanwhile, Sophie learns that Oleg may have an ulterior motive for wanting to marry her.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the Look of the Irish (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline try to get work for Nash as a model in an effort to make some extra money acting as his managers. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg attempt to remain celibate for 30 days before their wedding.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And the Grate Expectations (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline help launch the opening of The High's new location at JFK airport. Meanwhile, Sophie learns that Oleg may have an ulterior motive for wanting to marry her.

TV-14

8:07 PM

Remember the Titans (DVS)

Based on the true story of the explosive events that took place in Alexandria, Virginia in 1971 when African-American football coach Herman Boone was hired to guide an integrated but racially polarized high school team, the T.C. Williams Titans. Angry, stubborn and a rigid taskmaster, Boone faces a cool reception from the team's players as well as an awkward relationship with assistant coach Bill Yoast, a local white man with seniority and a tradition of winning who was bypassed for the job. It's made clear that Bill has feelings of animosity for having to be an assistant under a black man. As the two men learn to overcome their ignorance and bigotry and realize that they have much in common--integrity, honor, and a strong work ethic--they work together to transfom a group of angry, unfocused players into a dynamic winning team of responsible young men. In the process, they also unite a divided community and ensure that Virginia will always Remember the Titans.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (DVS)

TV-14

11:07 PM

Remember the Titans (DVS)

Based on the true story of the explosive events that took place in Alexandria, Virginia in 1971 when African-American football coach Herman Boone was hired to guide an integrated but racially polarized high school team, the T.C. Williams Titans. Angry, stubborn and a rigid taskmaster, Boone faces a cool reception from the team's players as well as an awkward relationship with assistant coach Bill Yoast, a local white man with seniority and a tradition of winning who was bypassed for the job. It's made clear that Bill has feelings of animosity for having to be an assistant under a black man. As the two men learn to overcome their ignorance and bigotry and realize that they have much in common--integrity, honor, and a strong work ethic--they work together to transfom a group of angry, unfocused players into a dynamic winning team of responsible young men. In the process, they also unite a divided community and ensure that Virginia will always Remember the Titans.

TV-PG

Monday, Jul 29
12:07 AM

Solder Excursion Diversion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon shocks Amy with a startling revelation after she buys him a new laptop. Meanwhile, Raj throws Leonard and Howard under the bus after they lie to their wives and sneak off to an early screening of a movie.

TV-PG

2:07 AM

Remember the Titans (DVS)

Based on the true story of the explosive events that took place in Alexandria, Virginia in 1971 when African-American football coach Herman Boone was hired to guide an integrated but racially polarized high school team, the T.C. Williams Titans. Angry, stubborn and a rigid taskmaster, Boone faces a cool reception from the team's players as well as an awkward relationship with assistant coach Bill Yoast, a local white man with seniority and a tradition of winning who was bypassed for the job. It's made clear that Bill has feelings of animosity for having to be an assistant under a black man. As the two men learn to overcome their ignorance and bigotry and realize that they have much in common--integrity, honor, and a strong work ethic--they work together to transfom a group of angry, unfocused players into a dynamic winning team of responsible young men. In the process, they also unite a divided community and ensure that Virginia will always Remember the Titans.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Solder Excursion Diversion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon shocks Amy with a startling revelation after she buys him a new laptop. Meanwhile, Raj throws Leonard and Howard under the bus after they lie to their wives and sneak off to an early screening of a movie.

TV-PG

5:07 AM

Remember the Titans (DVS)

Based on the true story of the explosive events that took place in Alexandria, Virginia in 1971 when African-American football coach Herman Boone was hired to guide an integrated but racially polarized high school team, the T.C. Williams Titans. Angry, stubborn and a rigid taskmaster, Boone faces a cool reception from the team's players as well as an awkward relationship with assistant coach Bill Yoast, a local white man with seniority and a tradition of winning who was bypassed for the job. It's made clear that Bill has feelings of animosity for having to be an assistant under a black man. As the two men learn to overcome their ignorance and bigotry and realize that they have much in common--integrity, honor, and a strong work ethic--they work together to transfom a group of angry, unfocused players into a dynamic winning team of responsible young men. In the process, they also unite a divided community and ensure that Virginia will always Remember the Titans.

TV-PG

8:07 AM

Replacements, The (DVS)

Shane "Footsteps" Falco is a disillusioned football player who believes his dreams have all but dissipated. Once a red-hot All American prospect, Shane now regrets ever believing that the NFL would draft him. However, fate takes a strange twist for Shane when during the 1997 NFL season, a player's strike leaves the fields (and stadiums) empty, leaving team owners scrambling to fill uniforms as fast as possible. When the Washington Sentinels bring back the contentious and self-retired head coach Jimmy McGinty to seek out players who will play with their hearts rather than their wallets, he picks Shane to lead his mismatched crew of outsiders through the strike. To everyone's surprise, the ragtag team goes on an unprecedented winning streak as they discover in themselves the ability to hope for more than they ever thought possible maybe even the playoffs, which has been denied to the Sentinels for seven years.

TV-14

12:07 PM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The (DVS)

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

3:07 PM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The (DVS)

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

4:07 PM

One Where Paul's the Man, The (DVS)

Friends

Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

American Stepdad (DVS)

American Dad

Stan invites his mother to come live with the family after Stan's stepfather dies, and tensions rise when Roger is forced to share his attic with her. But Roger and Stan's mom quickly fall in love and get married, and Stan is forced to deal with Roger as his new stepdad. Steve and his friends discover a mysterious plane crash while on a bike ride and come across a long-lost script of a Fast and Furious movie that they are determined to get made.

TV-14

6:07 PM

One with Monica's Thunder, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone but Rachel and Ross upstage her. Chandler has trouble making love.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with Phoebe's Cookies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

American Stepdad (DVS)

American Dad

Stan invites his mother to come live with the family after Stan's stepfather dies, and tensions rise when Roger is forced to share his attic with her. But Roger and Stan's mom quickly fall in love and get married, and Stan is forced to deal with Roger as his new stepdad. Steve and his friends discover a mysterious plane crash while on a bike ride and come across a long-lost script of a Fast and Furious movie that they are determined to get made.

TV-14

9:07 PM

Adventures in Hayleysitting (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family's regular babysitter, Lindsay, breaks her leg in a soccer match so Stan and Francine are forced to leave Steve with Hayley despite her track record of being extremely irresponsible. When Hayley teases Steve about being a goody-two-shoes, Steve is determined to prove her wrong and sneaks out of the house to go to a party with the cool kids.

TV-14

10:07 PM

Quirk-Ducers, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Mr. Frond's annual play threatens to ruin the half day before Thanksgiving, Gene and Louise decide they need to sabotage it in order to save their long weekend. Unknowingly, Tina provides her holiday fan fiction as the subject matter and the kids get to work on their own version of the play. Meanwhile, Linda finds a potato with a striking resemblance to her late grandfather.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Ex Machtina (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina hurts her ankle, she is left with no choice but to telecommute to school. After enrolling in a program that allows her to send a robot version of herself to class, Tina finds herself having an unexpected breakthrough with Jimmy Jr. Will technology be the thing that finally unites Tina with her biggest crush of all time?

TV-PG

Tuesday, Jul 30
12:07 AM

Peternormal Activity (DVS)

Family Guy

After watching a bad sequel to their favorite horror film, Maniac Pope, Peter and the guys decide they could write a better scary movie themselves.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Peter's Sister (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter's estranged sister Karen shows up to the Griffin family's Thanksgiving dinner, and Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire realize she is the famous wrestler, Heavy Flo.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Brokeback Swanson (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire are super excited about going to the Seriously Wicked Bull Run, but they're worried that Joe would be dead weight.

TV-14

3:07 AM

Candy Quahog Marshmallow! (DVS)

Family Guy

As the guys go through Quagmire's father's old clothes, Peter finds a bunch of VHS tapes of a Korean soap opera called Winter Summer. It turns out Quagmire starred in the show years earlier while he was stationed in Busan with the Navy.

TV-14

4:07 AM

Scammed Yankees (DVS)

Family Guy

With Lois and her mother Babs out at the spa, Peter is forced to spend the afternoon her father, Carter. The two are quickly sucked into a "promising" online deal involving loaning a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince.

TV-14

5:07 AM

Notorious Mrs. Goodspeed, The (DVS)

Final Space

Gary reconnects with the mother who abandoned him. Mooncake misses Gary's attention.

TV-14

6:07 AM

Hot Tub, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine's house guest arrives for the city's marathon; Kramer gets a hot tub.

TV-PG

8:07 AM

Gum, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer complicates Jerry's quest to locate a special brand of Chinese gum.

TV-PG

9:07 AM

Negotiation, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake is called upon to negotiate a hostage situation with a jewel thief, only to discover that the culprit seems to be a familiar face. Amy and Gina help Charles with the high demands of his new food truck, and Holt panics when a member of the Police Commissioner selection committee decides to interview Hitchcock about Holt.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the Wrecking Ball (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Season 5 begins with Max and Caroline teaming up with the diner staff in a frantic attempt to keep their businesses open when the city targets Han's diner and their cupcake window for destruction.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And the Maybe Baby (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls run into Caroline's newly engaged ex, Candy Andy, and Caroline offers to make his wedding cake. Later, when she sees Andy's seemingly perfect relationship and how he supports his fiancee's career, she wonders if she should have stayed with him.

TV-14

4:07 PM

Seven, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's girlfriend wears the same dress. Elaine loses a bike to Kramer.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One with Rachel's Assistant, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with the Nap Partners, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honor but Monica doesn't want to make the decision. Chandler tries to apologize to a girlfriend from his youth.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One Where They're Up All Night, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One Where They All Turn Thirty, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One with the Truth About London, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Finger Lenting Good (DVS)

American Dad

Francine asks her family to give up their vices for Lent or risk losing a finger.

TV-14

Wednesday, Jul 31
12:07 AM

Blood Crieth Unto Heaven (DVS)

American Dad

A dark secret is revealed about the Smith family's past when Francine invites Stan's incarcerated dad, Jack, to Stan's birthday party. Also, Roger plays Edna, a maid who nurses Bullock and Hayley's love child. But when Edna falls in love with Bullock, it could mean dire consequences for the kid.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Road to Multiverse (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie and Brian visit alternate universes and become stuck in one ruled by dogs.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Solo Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo, she and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments. Bert the geologist replaces Howard in the band Footprints on the Moon, and Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Novelization Correlation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon petitions Wil Wheaton to appear on the new "Professor Proton Show", but Wil offers a role to Amy instead. Penny gets angry when she thinks the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Athenaeum Allocation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard jumps through hoops to help secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy. Bernadette and Howard have a hard time deciding who should stay home with the kids and who should go back to work.

TV-PG

8:07 AM

Background Check (DVS)

New Girl

As part of Winston's police academy training, the loft must pass a home visit and background check, which shouldn't be a problem until Jess admits she might be hiding illegal substances in her closet.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Teachers (DVS)

New Girl

Jess, Coach and Ryan attend a teachers' conference, led by education guru Brenda Brown. And when Jess and Ryan are partnered up during the conference, she finds it increasingly difficult to hide her feelings for him. Back at the loft, Nick, Schmidt and Winston try to have a wild weekend while Jess is out of town.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the Escape Room (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han believes his diner employees are not working together as a team, so he insists they all attend a mandatory night out at the Escape Room club.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And the Coming Out Party (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's grandmother Astrid awakens from a coma with no knowledge of her family's massive money scandal, so Caroline tries to keep the truth from her a bit longer by giving Astrid one last fancy luncheon.

TV-14

4:07 PM

Doll, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

One of Susan's dolls looks like George's mother. Kramer turns pool shark.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One with the Cheap Wedding Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with Ross & Monica's Cousin, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with the Vows, The (DVS)

Friends

As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One After "I Do", The (DVS)

Friends

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One Where Rachel Tells..., The (DVS)

Friends

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.

TV-14

11:07 PM

Naked to the Limit, One More Time (DVS)

American Dad

Roger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend so he can freely roam naked around the house with no disguise. But when big-mouth Jeff figures out Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum, either Roger or Jeff must be killed immediately. Meanwhile, Steve becomes insecure about the shape of his rear end.

TV-14

Thursday, Aug 1
12:08 AM

Spelling Bee My Baby (DVS)

American Dad

Francine pressures Steve to win the National Spelling Bee so he can get into a top college. Stan and Roger try to slam Hayley through the five stages of grief so she will get over Jeff faster.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Spies Reminiscent of Us (DVS)

Family Guy

Actors Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase track down a spy hiding in Quahog; Peter, Joe and Quagmire start their own comedy improv group.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Few 'gurt Men, A (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Louise is put in a sticky situation when she must defend one of her biggest foes at Wagstaff during a mock trial. Meanwhile, after they're both taken in by a food scammer, Bob teams up with Jimmy Pesto to exact their revenge.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Countdown Reflection, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Howard and Bernadette decide they want to be married before his NASA space launch, the gang rushes to put on a wedding, on the fifth season finale.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Decoupling Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, he tries to intervene. Meanwhile, Howard is being picked on in space by the other astronauts.

TV-PG

8:08 AM

LAXmas (DVS)

New Girl

As the gang prepares to depart for the holidays, they quickly find they may be home alone when they are all trapped at the airport due to a storm. The longer their flights are delayed the more they begin to question their holiday plans especially Jess, who is flying to England to meet Ryan's parents, and Coach, who is ditching his family in favor of a Hawaiian vacation.

TV-14