DVS Offerings

Tuesday, Dec 6
12:00 AM

Donation Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny tries to seduce an abstaining Leonard to ruin his "donation" for her ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife, Marissa. Howard, Bernadette, Anu and Raj turn to Raj's canceled bachelor party into a couple's trip aboard the "vomit comet".

TV-PG

12:30 AM

D & D Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang finds out Wil Wheaton hosts a celebrity Dungeons and Dragons game involving William Shatner, Joe Manganiello, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin Smith. Deception and betrayal are the path to make it to the one open seat.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Gernot and Strudel (DVS)

American Dad

Hoping to teach him the value of sharing, the family recreates a television show from Klaus's childhood. Roger has a piano recital.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Cock of the Sleepwalk (DVS)

American Dad

Stan celebrates his one hundredth kill for the C.I.A and says his success as an assassin comes from him not having a conscience. The night of the celebration, Stan sleepwalks and performs good deeds for his family. Upon waking up, Stan is shocked to learn that his conscience is taking control of his body.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses (DVS)

American Dad

Stan takes Francine on a surprise trip to Sacramento, but Francine is bored. They meet the Naughty Stewardesses, four women who use their status as flight attendants to find love and adventure.

TV-14

2:30 AM

I Ain't No Holodeck Boy (DVS)

American Dad

Stan thinks that Steve and his friends spend too much time indoors playing video games. He wishes that the boys would go outside and have the kind of adventures in the woods that he had as a child. When Stan learns that the C.I.A. has a hologram deck that can simulate real environments, he drugs the boys and places them inside, making them think they have been left in the woods.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Stan Goes on the Pill (DVS)

American Dad

Francine is frustrated that Stan only pretends to pay attention when she talks. Stan takes a pill engineered by the C.I.A. to help male agents listen to females. Stan takes too much and the pill physically transforms him into a woman.

TV-14

3:30 AM

She Swill Survive (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is tired of Hayley being lazy and unemployed, so he forces her to take a job in Roger's bar. Deputy Director Bullock is a regular at the bar, and he confesses his secrets to Hayley.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Rubberneckers (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Francine go out to dinner and Francine catches Stan looking at another woman. Stan tells his co-workers that he got caught and the co-workers teach Stan about Rubbernecking, the art of checking out other woman on the sly.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Permanent Record Wrecker (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is laid off from work and has to search for a job for the first time in over twenty years. When he applies for jobs, Stan learns that his permanent record has been wiped clean of his C.I.A. experience and no one wants to hire him.

TV-14

5:00 AM

News Glance with Genevieve Vavance (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley wants to save the world through investigative journalism so she becomes an intern for a local news reporter. The reporter turns out to be Roger, who gets ratings through sensationalized stories.

TV-14

5:30 AM

Longest Distance Relationship, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley is injured in a fire and while she is in the hospital she meets Millionaire Matt Davis. As Hayley and Matt fall in love, Steve discovers Jeff Fischer is still alive in outer space. Jeff and Hayley communicate via an old CB radio and Jeff asks Hayley to stay true to him while he finds a way back to Earth.

TV-14

9:30 AM

George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George Buys a Vow (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George Watchas Out for Jason (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George's Grand Slam (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

George Needs Anchor Management (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the 80's Movie (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's plans to attract upscale clients to their dessert bar go awry when members of an arm-wrestling team become regulars. Meanwhile, Oleg ghost writes sexy messages for Max to send to Randy.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Godmama Drama (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Oleg and Sophie's plan to have Max and Caroline as Barbara's godparents goes awry when Oleg's domineering mother arrives from the Ukraine for the baby's baptism and fires the girls from their godparent duties.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the College Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max gives Caroline the college party she never had when they are invited to speak at Caroline's alma mater, the University of Pennsylvania, about their business. Meanwhile, Oleg's attempts to bond with baby Barbara are rebuffed by a possessive Sophie; and Han practices his magic tricks with a reluctant Earl as his assistant.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Rom-Commie (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Earl becomes concerned he may not be able to keep up when his long-lost sweetheart, Pilar, visits from Cuba and wants him to take her sightseeing around the country. Meanwhile, Max must decide whether it's time to take her texting relationship with Randy to the next level.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Breast Milk, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Heckles Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Husband, The (DVS)

Friends

Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Baby on the Bus, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where Ross Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the List, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Russ, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Lesbian Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon's new dorm room becomes a campus hotspot.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon is forced to spend the night at church for a lock-in.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon attends his first comic book convention.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon makes friends with his dorm neighbors.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Conference Valuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a pharmaceutical sales convention, leaving Howard in charge of the kids. Sheldon finds a book on experimenting on kids, and the guys plus Amy make a day of it.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Laureate Accumulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Competitors Pemberton and Campbell charm America on a publicity tour, so Sheldon and Amy try to bring Nobel laureates Kip Thorne, George Smoot, and Frances Arnold to their side. Halley's fear of the dark leads to opportunity and conflict for Howard, Bernadette and Stuart.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Inspiration Deprivation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy has a meltdown due to the pressure associated with winning a Nobel Prize. Raj and Howard try to relive the good old days after Howard buys a scooter that looks like the one he had years ago.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Decision Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Dec 7
12:00 AM

Plagiarism Schism, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Kripke has proof that Dr. Pemberton plagiarized his thesis in college, and Sheldon and Amy aren't sure they should turn him in or not. Howard is happily surprised to learn that Bernie wasn't the only waitress at the Cheesecake Factory who had a crush on him back in the day.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Maternal Conclusion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Change Constant, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy and Sheldon wait for the news. Howard and Bernadette leave their kids. Leonard and Penny keep a secret.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Stockholm Syndrome, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the series finale, Bernadette and Howard leave their kids for the first time; Penny and Leonard try to keep a secret; Sheldon and Amy stick together; and Raj makes a new friend, as the gang travels together into an uncharted future.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon butts heads with a new scientist in the lab.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon deals with the death of a hero.

TV-14

3:00 AM

God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Georgie gives his parents some life-altering news.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Missy learn about Georgie's pregnancy.

TV-14

4:00 AM

George's Relatively Bad Idea (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George asks some old high-school flunkies for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

George Stare-oids Down Jason (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate, but when they learn Jason has been using steroids provided by his father, their concern for his health causes them to reconsider.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

George Negoti-Ate It (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

TV-PG

6:00 AM

George Gets a Pain in the Ash (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

You Dropped a Mom on Me (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George's Dog Days of Bummer (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George Drives the Batmobile (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Trick or Treat Me Right (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

George Takes a Sentimental Ernie (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Sophie Doll (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls take a bartending class in order to add cocktails to their dessert bar menu, but Caroline is forced to take the class exam alone when Max gets chicken pox from Han. Meanwhile, Sophie introduces a creepy lookalike video monitor doll to keep tabs on baby Barbara, which unsettles everyone.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Duck Stamp (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's dessert bar business booms when they hire a popular bartender, but the girls are forced to intervene when Han becomes addicted to the mixologist's potent cocoa powder in his signature cacao drink. Meanwhile, Han enters a duck stamp drawing contest; and glamour eludes Sophie as she adjusts to being a mom.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the About FaceTime (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Randy and Max tire of Caroline being the third wheel on their FaceTime dates, so Randy sets her up on a date with one of his co-workers. Meanwhile, Oleg becomes distraught when Sophie tells him to sell his beloved car for a mini-van.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Himmiecane (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When a hurricane approaches, Caroline fears a big divorce party she's planning for a wealthy couple will get canned when the unhappy pair get stranded in close quarters at the dessert bar. Max worries that Randy really did break up with her when she suspects he is blocking her calls; and Oleg gets jealous when Sophie is stuck at home during the storm with her handsome new manny.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Prom Video, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

3:00 PM

One Where Joey Moves Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Eddie Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.

TV-14

4:30 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Where Old Yeller Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Bullies, The (DVS)

Friends

Two bullies eject Chandler and Ross from Central Perk. Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Two Parties, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Chicken Pox, The (DVS)

Friends

When Phoebe catches chicken pox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Ep166 - Dynamite 12/7/2022 (DVS)

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite

AEW TNT Champ Samoa Joe faces Darby Allin. Acclaimed puts AEW Tag Titles on the line versus FTR. World Champ MJF speaks. Claudio & Wheeler Yuta vs. Daniel Garcia & Hager. Dynamite 2022 Diamond Ring Battle Royal. Jade Cargill's Baddies vs. Kiera Hogan/Madison Rayne/Skye Blue.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Pilot (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meet 9-year-old Sheldon & his family on the series premiere! Sheldon learns that his high intelligence isn't always helpful growing up in East Texas, where church and football are king.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Pilot (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Big Bran Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Fuzzy Boots Corollary, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard asks a work colleague out after he finds out Penny is seeing someone.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Luminous Fish Effect, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon helps his father coach the football team.

TV-PG

Thursday, Dec 8
12:00 AM

Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon is determined to prove a NASA rep wrong.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meemaw refuses to give George Sr. her brisket recipe.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon goes on a quest to make his first friend.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Poker, Faith, and Eggs (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon's faith is shaken when his dad goes to the hospital.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Therapist, A Comic Book, and A Breakfast Sausage, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon refuses to eat solid food after a choking scare.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon helps his father coach the football team.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon is determined to prove a NASA rep wrong.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meemaw refuses to give George Sr. her brisket recipe.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

George Tries to Write a Wrong (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

George Discovers Benny's Sili-con Job (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

George Says I Do ... More in this Marriage (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

TV-PG

6:00 AM

George Enrolls Like That (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

George Keeps Truant to Himself (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor drops by to check on him.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Kidney Stays in the Picture, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Funeral Brings George to His Niece, A (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George Gets Caught in a Powers Play (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray, reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max decides to head to Los Angeles to win back Randy, so she and Caroline embark on a cross-country road trip with Han at the wheel. Back in New York, Oleg takes charge of the diner and Sophie fills in as a waitress.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Riverboat Runs Through It (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline stow away and waitress on a riverboat to New Orleans, as they try to reach Randy in Texas. Back at the diner, Oleg and Sophie make big bucks when they sell pony rides on Chestnut.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Stalking Dead (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are cast as zombie extras at the Texas movie set where Randy works; Han and Oleg fire the contractor working on the dessert bar.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Emergency Contractor (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline return from their road trip, and Caroline is impressed with not only the dessert bar renovations but also the contractor on the job. Max rushes to see Randy when she learns he is in a NYC hospital. Sophie joins a mommy group that cares less about baby talk and more about partying.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One Where No One's Ready, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Jam, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Metaphorical Tunnel, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Frank Jr., The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Flashback, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends recall secrets from their pasts.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Race Car Bed, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Giant Poking Device, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Football, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, a good-natured football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One Where Rachel Quits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.

TV-14

7:00 PM

One with All the Jealousy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends, The (DVS)

Friends

When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide to become friends with dire consequences.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Cape Canaveral, Shrodinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George takes his sons to see a space shuttle launch.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon tutors his brother when his grades threaten football.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon interviews with a school for gifted children.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary & the twins move in with Meemaw after a fight.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Hamburger Postulate, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Middle Earth Paradigm, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny hosts a Halloween party putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Thor 3: Ragnarok (DVS)

Thor is imprisoned on the other side of the universe without his mighty hammer and finds himself in a race against time to get back to Asgard to stop Ragnarok-the destruction of his homeworld and the end of Asgardian civilization-at the hands of an all-powerful new threat, the ruthless Hela. But first he must survive a deadly gladiatorial contest that pits him against his former ally and fellow Avenger-the Incredible Hulk.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Grasshopper Experiment, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.

TV-PG

Friday, Dec 9
12:00 AM

Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between him and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Loobenfeld Decay, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production of Rent. However, Sheldon's lie becomes a bit too complicated for its own good.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Pancake Batter Anomaly, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick and avoiding him as a result, Sheldon is nursed for by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Jerusalem Duality, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who's smarter than he, the rest of the guys search for a way to eliminate the threat.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Thor 3: Ragnarok (DVS)

Thor is imprisoned on the other side of the universe without his mighty hammer and finds himself in a race against time to get back to Asgard to stop Ragnarok-the destruction of his homeworld and the end of Asgardian civilization-at the hands of an all-powerful new threat, the ruthless Hela. But first he must survive a deadly gladiatorial contest that pits him against his former ally and fellow Avenger-the Incredible Hulk.

TV-14

6:30 AM

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George helps Ernie lose weight so Mel Powers will not fire him.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

George Gets Cross Over Freddie (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George helps Ernie lose weight so Mel Powers will not fire him.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George Gets Cross Over Freddie (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without Benny-Fits (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

It's a Cliffhanger, by George (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Turtle Sense (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is excited to go out on her first date with Bobby, but she gets nervous jitters when she realizes Max will be in charge of the dessert bar solo for the first time. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg decide to mix things up and try going out on a date instead of staying in.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Tease Time (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline prepares for her third date with Bobby and tries to spice things up by taking a burlesque class. She's accompanied by a reluctant Max, who decides to give up sex in the wake of her breakup with Randy. She also goes golfing with Han.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Jessica Shmessica (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is invited to a party to meet Bobby's family but is unprepared when his mother and sisters keep comparing her to his previous girlfriend.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Dad Day Afternoon (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han's new therapist suggests that Max needs to confront her "daddy issues" and fear of intimacy, so she reluctantly heads to Rhode Island to track down her birth father with the diner gang in tow. Oleg gets upset when Sophie asks him to help out around the house.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One the Morning After Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Without the Ski Trip, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Tiny T-Shirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Dollhouse, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

5:30 PM

One with a Chick and a Duck, The (DVS)

Friends

When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Screamer, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Ross's Thing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One at the Beach, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Thor 3: Ragnarok (DVS)

Thor is imprisoned on the other side of the universe without his mighty hammer and finds himself in a race against time to get back to Asgard to stop Ragnarok-the destruction of his homeworld and the end of Asgardian civilization-at the hands of an all-powerful new threat, the ruthless Hela. But first he must survive a deadly gladiatorial contest that pits him against his former ally and fellow Avenger-the Incredible Hulk.

TV-14

8:30 PM

One with the Cat, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

A trip to Sunday school inspires Sheldon to study religions.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Sneeze, Detention and Sissy Spacek, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon & Missy are left home alone for the first time.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Tam make a new friend.

TV-PG

10:35 PM

Captain Marvel (DVS)

Captain Marvel is an extraterrestrial Kree warrior who finds herself caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between her people and the Skrulls. Living on Earth in 1995, she keeps having recurring memories of another life as U.S. Air Force pilot Carol Danvers. With help from Nick Fury, Captain Marvel tries to uncover the secrets of her past while harnessing her special superpowers to end the war with the evil Skrulls. Based on the comic books.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Thor 3: Ragnarok (DVS)

Thor is imprisoned on the other side of the universe without his mighty hammer and finds himself in a race against time to get back to Asgard to stop Ragnarok-the destruction of his homeworld and the end of Asgardian civilization-at the hands of an all-powerful new threat, the ruthless Hela. But first he must survive a deadly gladiatorial contest that pits him against his former ally and fellow Avenger-the Incredible Hulk.

TV-14

Saturday, Dec 10
1:02 AM

Hulk, The (DVS)

Scientist Bruce Banner has, to put it mildly, anger management issues. His quiet life as a brilliant researcher working with cutting edge genetic technology conceals a nearly forgotten and painful past. His ex-girlfriend and fellow researcher, Betty Ross, has grown tired of Bruce's cordoned off emotional terrain and resigns herself to remaining an interested onlooker to his quiet life--until a simple oversight in the lab leads to an explosive situation in which Bruce heroically saves a life by absorbing a normally deadly dose of gamma radiation. Believing himself to have emerged from the accident unscathed, Bruce can't deny he's experiencing some strange side effects--including blackouts and the feeling that there is some kind of strange and dark, yet attractive, presence within him. All the while an impossibly strong, rampaging creature, who comes to be known as the Hulk, continues its sporadic appearances, cutting a swath of destruction in his wake. But Betty Ross has her theories, she knows the shadowy figure lurking in the background, Bruce's father David, is somehow connected. She may be the only one who understands the link between the scientist and the Hulk, but her efforts may be too late to save both man and creature.

TV-PG

1:35 AM

Captain Marvel (DVS)

Captain Marvel is an extraterrestrial Kree warrior who finds herself caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between her people and the Skrulls. Living on Earth in 1995, she keeps having recurring memories of another life as U.S. Air Force pilot Carol Danvers. With help from Nick Fury, Captain Marvel tries to uncover the secrets of her past while harnessing her special superpowers to end the war with the evil Skrulls. Based on the comic books.

TV-14

4:02 AM

Hulk, The (DVS)

Scientist Bruce Banner has, to put it mildly, anger management issues. His quiet life as a brilliant researcher working with cutting edge genetic technology conceals a nearly forgotten and painful past. His ex-girlfriend and fellow researcher, Betty Ross, has grown tired of Bruce's cordoned off emotional terrain and resigns herself to remaining an interested onlooker to his quiet life--until a simple oversight in the lab leads to an explosive situation in which Bruce heroically saves a life by absorbing a normally deadly dose of gamma radiation. Believing himself to have emerged from the accident unscathed, Bruce can't deny he's experiencing some strange side effects--including blackouts and the feeling that there is some kind of strange and dark, yet attractive, presence within him. All the while an impossibly strong, rampaging creature, who comes to be known as the Hulk, continues its sporadic appearances, cutting a swath of destruction in his wake. But Betty Ross has her theories, she knows the shadowy figure lurking in the background, Bruce's father David, is somehow connected. She may be the only one who understands the link between the scientist and the Hulk, but her efforts may be too late to save both man and creature.

TV-PG

6:00 AM

Mom, Lies, and Videotape (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda comes down with a nasty cold just in time for the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff. When Bob's outdated camcorder malfunctions, the kids perform a re-imagined version of the pageant for Linda back at home. But will the kids' creative liberties be enough to make Linda feel the Mother's Day love?

TV-PG

6:30 AM

Paraders of the Lost Float (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When the forecast calls for rain on the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy convinces Bob to enter the float contest with the promise of an easy win. As the parade goes awry, Bob realizes he might need an attitude adjustment.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

One with the Cuffs, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.

TV-14

9:30 AM

One with the Ballroom Dancing, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. Phoebe wants to date her sexy massage client.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

One with Joey's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend--but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

TV-14

10:30 AM

One with the Dirty Girl, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Ant-Man (DVS)

After being armed by Dr. Hank Pym with the astonishing ability to shrink in scale but increase in strength, master thief Scott Lang must embrace his inner hero and help Pym protect the secret behind his spectacular Ant-Man suit from a new generation of towering threats. Against seemingly insurmountable obstacles, Pym and Lang must plan and pull off a heist that will save the world.

TV-14

11:30 AM

One with Chandler in a Box, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One Where They're Going to Party!, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

Ant-Man (DVS)

After being armed by Dr. Hank Pym with the astonishing ability to shrink in scale but increase in strength, master thief Scott Lang must embrace his inner hero and help Pym protect the secret behind his spectacular Ant-Man suit from a new generation of towering threats. Against seemingly insurmountable obstacles, Pym and Lang must plan and pull off a heist that will save the world.

TV-14

1:30 PM

Captain Marvel (DVS)

Captain Marvel is an extraterrestrial Kree warrior who finds herself caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between her people and the Skrulls. Living on Earth in 1995, she keeps having recurring memories of another life as U.S. Air Force pilot Carol Danvers. With help from Nick Fury, Captain Marvel tries to uncover the secrets of her past while harnessing her special superpowers to end the war with the evil Skrulls. Based on the comic books.

TV-14

3:30 PM

Captain Marvel (DVS)

Captain Marvel is an extraterrestrial Kree warrior who finds herself caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between her people and the Skrulls. Living on Earth in 1995, she keeps having recurring memories of another life as U.S. Air Force pilot Carol Danvers. With help from Nick Fury, Captain Marvel tries to uncover the secrets of her past while harnessing her special superpowers to end the war with the evil Skrulls. Based on the comic books.

TV-14

4:00 PM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

You. Got. This! (DVS)

Cube, The

How far will dynamic duo Sammy and Lucson go? Will champion axe-throwing sisters Ellie and Anna have the strength to take the Cube's money? And what will happen when Dwyane Wade is called off the bench for one final time to take the One-Shot?

TV-14

11:00 PM

Ghost Rider (DVS)

Long ago, superstar motorcycle stunt rider Johnny Blaze made a deal with the devil to protect the ones he loved most: his father and his childhood sweetheart, Roxanne. Now, the Devil has come for his due. By day, Johnny is a die-hard stunt rider--but at night in the presence of evil, he becomes the Ghost Rider, a bounty hunter of rogue demons. Forced to do the Devil's bidding, Johnny is determined to confront his fate and use his curse and powers to defend the innocent.

TV-14

Sunday, Dec 11
1:00 AM

Ghost Rider (DVS)

Long ago, superstar motorcycle stunt rider Johnny Blaze made a deal with the devil to protect the ones he loved most: his father and his childhood sweetheart, Roxanne. Now, the Devil has come for his due. By day, Johnny is a die-hard stunt rider--but at night in the presence of evil, he becomes the Ghost Rider, a bounty hunter of rogue demons. Forced to do the Devil's bidding, Johnny is determined to confront his fate and use his curse and powers to defend the innocent.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Boy Named Michael, A (DVS)

American Dad

Greg and Terry decide to adopt a ten-year-old Russian boy named Michael. At a party celebrating the decision, Roger is jealous of Greg and Terry's fabulous lifestyle of culture and sophistication. Roger rejects the Smith family as trashy and impersonates Michael, successfully integrating into his new home.

TV-14

6:30 AM

Roger Passes the Bar (DVS)

American Dad

Roger pushes himself to the breaking point by working non-stop at his dive bar. When he suffers a heart attack, Roger decides to sell the bar to a company that promises to continue his vision. Upon returning to visit, Roger sees that the dive bar has been completely remade as a family friendly restaurant.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Blagsnarst: A Love Story (DVS)

American Dad

Roger has been acting incredibly needy and clingy with the family. He senses something in the air that is affecting his behavior but he can't tell where its coming from. Roger leads Francine to a forest where they find a crashed alien ship, with the alien still alive.

TV-14

7:30 AM

Blonde Ambition (DVS)

American Dad

When her efforts to save the planet prove hopeless, Hayley decides that she might get more attention if she becomes a blonde. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve go on a mission to find a new home for the Smiths.

TV-14

8:00 AM

Mom, Lies, and Videotape (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda comes down with a nasty cold just in time for the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff. When Bob's outdated camcorder malfunctions, the kids perform a re-imagined version of the pageant for Linda back at home. But will the kids' creative liberties be enough to make Linda feel the Mother's Day love?

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Paraders of the Lost Float (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When the forecast calls for rain on the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy convinces Bob to enter the float contest with the promise of an easy win. As the parade goes awry, Bob realizes he might need an attitude adjustment.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

Boy Named Michael, A (DVS)

American Dad

Greg and Terry decide to adopt a ten-year-old Russian boy named Michael. At a party celebrating the decision, Roger is jealous of Greg and Terry's fabulous lifestyle of culture and sophistication. Roger rejects the Smith family as trashy and impersonates Michael, successfully integrating into his new home.

TV-14

9:30 AM

Roger Passes the Bar (DVS)

American Dad

Roger pushes himself to the breaking point by working non-stop at his dive bar. When he suffers a heart attack, Roger decides to sell the bar to a company that promises to continue his vision. Upon returning to visit, Roger sees that the dive bar has been completely remade as a family friendly restaurant.

TV-14

10:00 AM

Blagsnarst: A Love Story (DVS)

American Dad

Roger has been acting incredibly needy and clingy with the family. He senses something in the air that is affecting his behavior but he can't tell where its coming from. Roger leads Francine to a forest where they find a crashed alien ship, with the alien still alive.

TV-14

10:30 AM

One with Joey's Dirty Day, The (DVS)

Friends

Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot. Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favor.

TV-14

11:00 AM

CIAPOW (DVS)

American Dad

When Bullock sends a drone to do the job Stan and his colleagues are supposed to do, Stan is determined to prove that humans are better than robots. Meanwhile, Francine and the rest of the family participate in a slow motion race in the living room.

TV-14

11:01 AM

One with All the Rugby, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Scents and Sensei-bility (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei and it's Steve's mission to get him back. Meanwhile, Klaus develops a horrible odor and is forced to be an outside pet.

TV-14

11:32 AM

One with the Fake Party, The (DVS)

Friends

Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Uterus, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.

TV-14

12:03 PM

One with the Free Porn, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

TV-14

12:30 PM

One with the Embryos, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with Rachel's Crush, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with Joey's Dirty Day, The (DVS)

Friends

Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot. Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favor.

TV-14

2:01 PM

One with All the Rugby, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.

TV-PG

2:32 PM

One with the Fake Party, The (DVS)

Friends

Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

One with the Free Porn, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Bat Jar Conjecture, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie so he forms his own team hoping to prove he's superior.

TV-14

6:30 PM

Nerdvana Annihilation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's The Time Machine makes Penny miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Pork Chop Indeterminacy, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Peanut Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (DVS)

Bitter and hateful, the Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So disguised as Santa Claus with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer, he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.

TV-G

8:30 PM

Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (DVS)

Bitter and hateful, the Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So disguised as Santa Claus with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer, he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.

TV-G

9:00 PM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Nerdvana Annihilation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's The Time Machine makes Penny miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Pork Chop Indeterminacy, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Peanut Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (DVS)

Bitter and hateful, the Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So disguised as Santa Claus with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer, he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.

TV-G

Monday, Dec 12
12:00 AM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from from her past.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

George Nieces a New Media Room (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

George Testi-Lies for Benny (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from from her past.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George's House has Two Empty Wombs (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancee to the family.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George Nieces a New Media Room (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George Testi-Lies for Benny (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Baby and Other Things (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Bobby head toward their first fight when she encourages his sister to quit her job at the company run by her mother. Max reads a text on Bobby's phone that suggests he has a child with his ex, Jessica, so she and Han go undercover as an engaged couple to Jessica's wedding planning shop to find out the truth.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Alley-Oops (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to embrace Bobby's hobby of bowling but she fears she is his bad luck charm when she accidentally injures his teammate's hand, which threatens their chance for a championship. Max uses her bowling prowess to get onto Bobby's team, and Sophie worries that baby Barbara might not be smart enough.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Rock Me on the Dais (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls are excited when they are invited to a press junket to promote the film about Caroline's life, but Caroline gets a surprise when her ex-boyfriend, Candy Andy, shows up. Bobby gets jealous over Caroline and Candy Andy's reconnection and asks the diner gang for advice.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And 2 Broke Girls: The Movie (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls and the diner gang prepare for their big night on the red carpet as the premiere of the film about Caroline's life arrives. Max and Caroline contemplate their future at the diner and the states of their love lives.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with Rachel's New Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with All the Haste, The (DVS)

Friends

Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with All the Wedding Dresses, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Invitation, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Worst Best Man Ever, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One After Ross Says Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with All the Kissing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One-Hundredth, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One Where Phoebe Hates PBS, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with the Kips, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Jason Alexander guest stars as Sheldon's drama teacher.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon faces an unlikely bully.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon declares his independence from Mary.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Wallace Shawn guest stars as Sheldon's college professor.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Tangerine Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Bad Fish Paradigm, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the uncomfortable position of having to keep a secret.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Codpiece Topology, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Seeing Penny with another guy sends Leonard back to Leslie Winkle much to Sheldon's dismay.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Barbarian Sublimation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and persistently pesters Sheldon for advice.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Dec 13
12:00 AM

Griffin Equivalency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Full of confidence following being named one of People's 30 to Watch Under 30, Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Euclid Alternative, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

An intervention is used to try to force Sheldon to overcome his fear of driving.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Echoes (DVS)

American Dad

Steve starts a work-study program and discovers that not all is what it seems at Channel 3 News. Roger seeks redemption in the Nashville country music scene.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Now and Gwen (DVS)

American Dad

When Francine's sister Gwen comes to town, Hayley suspects she is up to no good. Meanwhile, Stan teaches Steve the art of hugging Aunt Gwen and Klaus shadows Roger's dramatic comments.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, his wish comes true! Meanwhile, in his wish world, Principal Lewis has Stan's family.

TV-14

2:30 AM

LGBSteve (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they will only let her play if her "sister" Steve will play too. Meanwhile, a magical carpenter visits Stan and Francine and Roger runs the roller rink.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Morning Mimosa (DVS)

American Dad

When Steve insults Francine, she refuses to cook for him and he becomes a successful internet chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people invisible by snapping his fingers. Steve becomes an internet sensation called the "Orphan Chef." His success lands him a spot on "Morning Mimosa," Francine's favorite morning show. Meanwhile, Stan is arrested for his insane behavior. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people disappear by snapping his fingers and saying "Gone."

TV-14

3:30 AM

My Affair Lady (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley gets a job and starts to fall for a co-worker. Meanwhile, Stan chauffers Steve and Francine to a Mother-Son dance. Hayley is broke and gets an office job where she meets a cute co-worker named Ax. Klaus and Roger encourage her to have sex with Ax on an office retreat. Hayley is all for it until she finds out Ax is a married man. Hayley backs out when she sees he has a tattoo of Roger. Back at home, Stan steals Francine from Steve at the school dance and tries to make it up to him by letting them dance at home.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Star Is Reborn, A (DVS)

American Dad

While on vacation in Los Angeles, Stan joins the world of old Hollywood.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour (DVS)

American Dad

Francine is up for an award for her lonely housewife novel, so the family heads to New York for the ceremony. Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor Robert Wuhl, and Steve and Roger recreate their Wheels and the Legman personas.

TV-14

5:00 AM

Shrink, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is horrified when he sees a couple die in a car crash, and he goes to see a shrink. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting.

TV-14

5:30 AM

Holy S***, Jeff's Back! (DVS)

American Dad

Jeff returns from space. Or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot's hamster.

TV-14

9:30 AM

George Thinks Vic's Fiancee is Lion About Being a Cheetah (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancee.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self-Image by Saying, 'You 'Sta Loca Good' (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigilante (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

George Is Maid to Be Ruth-Less (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie hire a maid who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Pilot (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Experienced waitress Max Black meets her new co-worker, former rich-girl Caroline Channing and puts her skills to the test at an old but re-emerging Brooklyn diner. Despite her initial distaste for Caroline, Max eventually softens and the two team up for a new business venture.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Break-Up Scene (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline thinks she's doing Max a favor but she is really stealing Max's thunder when she takes it upon herself to facilitate Max's breakup with Robbie.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And Strokes of Goodwill (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max introduces Caroline to the art of thrift store shopping, which takes a dangerous turn when a battle erupts over a T-shirt.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Rich People Problems (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max gets a taste of Caroline's posh life when they break into her former townhouse to retrieve her night guard.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Yeti, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? Monica and Rachel meet a monster.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Ross Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.

TV-14

3:30 PM

One with Ross' Sandwich, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.

TV-14

4:00 PM

One with the Inappropriate Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with All the Resolutions, The (DVS)

Friends

On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Chandler's Work Laugh, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Joey's Bag, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey wears a shoulder bag.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One Where Everybody Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.

TV-14

6:30 PM

One with the Girl Who Hits Joey, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with the Cop, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon faces his fear of a neighbor's dog.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon obsesses over Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon interferes in Meemaw's romantic relationships.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon dismantles the refrigerator to stop an annoying hum; and then must get a paper route to pay for the repairs.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When Dr. Sturgis bonds with Paige, another ten-year-old genius, Sheldon's jealousy leads Meemaw to intervene. Meanwhile, Mary invites Paige's family over for a play date.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When Mary's faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and his friends are mystified when a younger undergraduate student is attracted to him.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Panty Pinata Polarization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon bans Penny from the apartment for numerous minor infractions, she decides to retaliate. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Dec 14
12:00 AM

Lizard-Spock Expansion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon wants to use an alternate version of rock-paper-scissors to help resolve conflicts. A girl Wolowitz has a major crush on falls for Leonard.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

White Asparagus Triangulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is overexuberant that Leonard finally has a girlfriend matching his high standards.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Vartabedian Conundrum, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard seeks Penny's counsel when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like. Sheldon's hypochondriac tendencies get the better of him.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Bath Item Gift Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon irks the gangs with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Financial Secret and Fish Sauce, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When George Sr. asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide out at Tam's for his first sleepover.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Dr. Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins, and Mary is unhappy when the test results go to Sheldon's head.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr. Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church. Also, Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl that Sheldon is tutoring.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum, while George Sr. is forced to play therapist to Paige's bickering parents, Barry and Linda. Meanwhile, Mary, Georgie and Missy help Meemaw with a garage sale.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Benny's love returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Oralé Fixation (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.

TV-PG

6:00 AM

George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

George's Bogey-ous Relationship With Vic is Putt to the Test (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George Thinks Max's Future is on the Line (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When the factory is bought out by someone who plans on moving the plant to Mexico, George goes to bat for his employees, until the new owner presents him with a very lucrative offer.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Prototype (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

A manager for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the 90s Horse Party (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Max throw a '90s-themed party at the diner to attract rich hipsters and raise money for their cupcake business. Caroline is horrified when her rich ex-boyfriend, William, comes into the diner.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Disappearing Bed (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to build herself a Murphy bed, the kind which folds into the wall, in Max's apartment. Meanwhile, the chemistry between Max and Johnny heats up.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Pretty Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline drags Max to a cake-decorating class to increase their skill level and learn how to make more attractive cupcakes for their business.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Hoarder Culture (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Max walk into a hoarding nightmare and end up waist-deep in clutter when they take a job cleaning an apartment to make extra money. Plus, Max discovers Johnny has been keeping a secret from her.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One Where Rachel Smokes, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey and Ross' son audition for the same commercial but only one can get the part.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Ross Can't Flirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Ride Along, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Ball, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with Joey's Big Break, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One in Vegas Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One in Vegas Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One After Vegas, The (DVS)

Friends

Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One Where Ross Hugs Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Ross' Denial, The (DVS)

Friends

Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, The (DVS)

Friends

Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with Joey's Porsche, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Ep167 - Dynamite 12/14/2022 (DVS)

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers headlined by Hangman Page, Dr. Britt Baker, CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Chris Jericho, Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Adam Cole, Sting, Jade Cargill and many more.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon studies his family for a psychology project when their Thanksgiving dinner turns into a family fight after George Sr. is offered a job in Oklahoma.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Killer Robot Instability, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's criticism of Wolowitz's romantic life pushes him into depression and AWOL for a fighting robot battle the rest of guys are depending on him for.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Friendship Algorithim, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Looking to get friendly with Barry Kripke to gain access to a piece of high-tech lab equipment, Sheldon develops a flowchart process to make friends.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Financial Permeability, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon loans money to Penny so she can pay her rent, it leads to Leonard coming face-to-face with her ex, Kurt.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Maternal Capacitance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A visit from Leonard's mother ends up bringing him and Penny closer.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

While Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor to power the neighborhood, Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. Also, a university party gets heated when a colleague of Dr. Sturgis, Dr. Linkletter, flirts with Meemaw.

TV-PG

Thursday, Dec 15
12:00 AM

David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Also, Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for Picture Day.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Math Emergency and Perky Palms, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis have their first fight when Dr. Sturgis marks a question wrong on Sheldon's test. Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he's out sick.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Bazinga is born! When Sheldon learns that people with stunted childhoods can turn into social outcasts, he tries to act like a kid. Also, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis's relationship is tested when she teaches him how to drive.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

While Missy unknowingly becomes Sheldon's test subject, Georgie joins Mary's Bible study to spend more time with his crush, Veronica.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Max's Big Adventure (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

While Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor to power the neighborhood, Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. Also, a university party gets heated when a colleague of Dr. Sturgis, Dr. Linkletter, flirts with Meemaw.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Also, Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for Picture Day.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Math Emergency and Perky Palms, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis have their first fight when Dr. Sturgis marks a question wrong on Sheldon's test. Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he's out sick.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

Curious George (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George pretends to be Carmen online to find out what's really going to happen at a party she's going to with her first boyfriend.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

Happy Birthdays (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie plans a surprise birthday party for George; an accident-prone employee (Sandra Bullock) returns to work at the factory.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

Max's Big Adventure (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

Who's Your Daddy? (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After discovering the father he thought dead might be alive, George resolves to find him regardless of the outcome.

TV-PG

6:00 AM

Token of Unappreciation (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George learns a lesson in company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Show Dyslexic The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George is compelled to confess something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max overcome a learning disability.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Halloween Cheer (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George gets ready for his favorite spooky holiday while stressing over hiring a worker whose life is a complete disaster.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Unnatural, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer guest star as themselves.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

No Free Launch (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Selling candy for Max's school trip to Florida doesn't go according to plan; Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover. Sandra Bullock guest stars.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Wedding Dance, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George gets more than he bargained for when he asks intoxicated Angie to slow dance with him at a backyard wedding.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Really Petty Cash (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Johnny's girlfriend, Cashandra has a devious plan in mind when she hires Max and Caroline to bake cupcakes for an art show featuring his work.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

It's Caroline's first broke holiday season and, to earn extra money, she and Max apply to work as elves at a department store's Santaland.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Reality Check (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline try to find Chestnut a job so the horse will have lodging and shelter for the winter. Meanwhile, Peach, the mother of the twins Max babysits, auditions for television reality show Real Housewives of TriBeCa.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Pop-Up Sale (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max's stove breaks, Caroline tries to return some expensive rings to Barney's department store, but discovers her surname is no longer an asset at the store where she used to get special treatment.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One on the Last Night, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Phoebe Runs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Ross's Teeth, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Ross Got High, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Routine, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Apothecary Table, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Joke, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Chandler bicker over which of them created a raunchy joke. Phoebe antagonizes Monica and Rachel with her candor. Joey reluctantly takes a waiter job at Central Perk.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Rachel's Sister Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Cry Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends fantasize Rachel and Ross are in respective loveless marriages. Monica is an overweight virgin. Poor Chandler works for television star Joey, and Phoebe is an overstressed stockbroker.

TV-14

7:00 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol; Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness; Rachel learns the truth about her husband; and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.

TV-14

7:30 PM

One with Unagi, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica. Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Joey hires a look-alike.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Things spiral out of control when Sheldon boycotts his favorite bread company and ends up on the local news. Meanwhile, Georgie offers Veronica a shoulder to cry on when she's dumped by her boyfriend.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Inspired by his hero, Albert Einstein, Sheldon tries his hand at the violin. Also, Mary and Meemaw secretly buy a pregnancy test when Mary thinks she's pregnant.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon moves in with Dr. Sturgis for the weekend to see what his life would be like in college. Also, a lonely Mary tries to bond with the other Coopers during Sheldon's absence.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Unhappy that school funds are going toward football rather than academics, Sheldon decides to run for class president.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Georgie is thrilled when Veronica stays at the Coopers' for a few days. Meanwhile, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis celebrate their one-year anniversary.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Broken Heart and a Crock Monster, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

The Coopers help a brokenhearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Meanwhile, Sheldon pressures church members for donations when Mary takes him to work for a day.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Ocean's Eleven (DVS)

Dapper Danny Ocean is a man of action. Less than 24 hours into his parole from a New Jersey penitentiary, the wry, charismatic thief is already rolling out his next plan. Following three rules: Don't hurt anybody, don't steal from anyone who doesn't deserve it, and play the game like you've got nothing to lose. Danny orchestrates the most sophisticated, elaborate casino heist in history.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Terminator Decoupling, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang is thrilled when they see Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles' Summer Glau is also aboard their train to San Francisco for a scientific symposium. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over having forgotten a paper he wants to present to George Smoot.

TV-PG

Friday, Dec 16
12:00 AM

Work Song Nanocluster, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's business selling hair accessories out of her apartment gets out of hand when an over-caffeinated Sheldon takes charge.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Dead Hooker Juxtaposition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny feels threatened when another sexy woman moves into the apartment building and angered when she senses the guys are being taken advantage of.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Hofstadter Isotope, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A fellow comic book enthusiast's hitting on Penny leads to Leonard, Raj and Howard going to a bar's Ladies' Night.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Con Air (DVS)

When a group of the most dangerous and notorious prisoners in the United States penal system are transferred to a new super-maximum security facility, parolee Cameron Poe hitches a ride on their Con Air transport flight only to find himself embroiled in a meticulously planned mid-air hijacking masterminded by Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom. On the ground, it's up to U.S. Marshal Vince Larkin to avert the takeover and prevent his overzealous superiors from blowing the aircraft and its passengers to oblivion.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Ocean's Eleven (DVS)

Dapper Danny Ocean is a man of action. Less than 24 hours into his parole from a New Jersey penitentiary, the wry, charismatic thief is already rolling out his next plan. Following three rules: Don't hurt anybody, don't steal from anyone who doesn't deserve it, and play the game like you've got nothing to lose. Danny orchestrates the most sophisticated, elaborate casino heist in history.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Con Air (DVS)

When a group of the most dangerous and notorious prisoners in the United States penal system are transferred to a new super-maximum security facility, parolee Cameron Poe hitches a ride on their Con Air transport flight only to find himself embroiled in a meticulously planned mid-air hijacking masterminded by Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom. On the ground, it's up to U.S. Marshal Vince Larkin to avert the takeover and prevent his overzealous superiors from blowing the aircraft and its passengers to oblivion.

TV-14

6:30 AM

Love Bites (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Love Bites (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Charity (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Meet the Cuban Parents (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

This Old Casa (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Secret Ingredient (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In the midst of her new obsession with couponing, Caroline discovers the secret ingredient to Max's cupcakes.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Upstairs Neighbor (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are suspicious of the new upstairs neighbor, Sophie, who moves in after the old tenant dies.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Blind Spot (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline must prove their cleaning skills to upstairs neighbor Sophie in order to be hired as maids for her cleaning business.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Broken Hearts (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

It's Valentine's Day and Max shows her softer side when Earl has a heart attack and ends up in the hospital after seeing Sophie all dressed up. Meanwhile, Caroline attempts to rekindle an old flame of hers.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One Where Ross Dates a Student, The (DVS)

Friends

When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Joey's Fridge, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The (DVS)

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Paul's the Man, The (DVS)

Friends

Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Ring, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Proposal Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler plans to propose to Monica.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Proposal Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Monica's Thunder, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone but Rachel and Ross upstage her. Chandler has trouble making love.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Rachel's Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Cookies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with Rachel's Assistant, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Ocean's Eleven (DVS)

Dapper Danny Ocean is a man of action. Less than 24 hours into his parole from a New Jersey penitentiary, the wry, charismatic thief is already rolling out his next plan. Following three rules: Don't hurt anybody, don't steal from anyone who doesn't deserve it, and play the game like you've got nothing to lose. Danny orchestrates the most sophisticated, elaborate casino heist in history.

TV-14

8:30 PM

One with the Nap Partners, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honor but Monica doesn't want to make the decision. Chandler tries to apologize to a girlfriend from his youth.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Meanwhile, Meemaw learns more about Dr. Sturgis's past, and Georgie's desire for cable TV leads to a standoff between him and his dad.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary worries about Sheldon's mental health.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon takes his education into his own hands.

TV-PG

10:22 PM

Ocean's Twelve (DVS)

It's been three years since Danny Ocean, and his crew--fronted by detail man, Rusty Ryan, up-and-coming pickpocket Linus Caldwell, explosives expert Basher Tarr, and safecracker Frank Catton--pulled off one of the most audacious and lucrative heists in history, robbing ruthless entrepreneur Terry Benedict of every dime stored in his impenetrable Las Vegas vault. After splitting the $160 million take, each one of the infamous Ocean's crew has tried to go straight, lay low and have a legit life, but that's proven to be a challenge--much to the chagrin of Danny's wife Tess. When someone breaks rule number one and rats them out to Benedict, going straight is no longer an option; he wants his $160 million back--with interest, or else.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon leaves town after a fight with Meemaw and his parents.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Ocean's Eleven (DVS)

Dapper Danny Ocean is a man of action. Less than 24 hours into his parole from a New Jersey penitentiary, the wry, charismatic thief is already rolling out his next plan. Following three rules: Don't hurt anybody, don't steal from anyone who doesn't deserve it, and play the game like you've got nothing to lose. Danny orchestrates the most sophisticated, elaborate casino heist in history.

TV-14

Saturday, Dec 17
12:59 AM

Game Night (DVS)

Max and Annie's weekly couples game night gets kicked up a notch when Max's charismatic brother, Brooks, arranges a murder mystery party, complete with fake thugs and faux federal agents. So when Brooks gets kidnapped, it's all part of the game.right? But as the six uber-competitive gamers set out to solve the case and win, they begin to discover that neither this "game"-nor Brooks-are what they seem to be. Over the course of one chaotic night, the friends find themselves increasingly in over their heads as each twist leads to another unexpected turn. With no rules, no points, and no idea who all the players are, this could turn out to be the most fun they've ever had.or game over.

TV-14

1:22 AM

Ocean's Twelve (DVS)

It's been three years since Danny Ocean, and his crew--fronted by detail man, Rusty Ryan, up-and-coming pickpocket Linus Caldwell, explosives expert Basher Tarr, and safecracker Frank Catton--pulled off one of the most audacious and lucrative heists in history, robbing ruthless entrepreneur Terry Benedict of every dime stored in his impenetrable Las Vegas vault. After splitting the $160 million take, each one of the infamous Ocean's crew has tried to go straight, lay low and have a legit life, but that's proven to be a challenge--much to the chagrin of Danny's wife Tess. When someone breaks rule number one and rats them out to Benedict, going straight is no longer an option; he wants his $160 million back--with interest, or else.

TV-PG

3:15 AM

Ocean's Twelve (DVS)

It's been three years since Danny Ocean, and his crew--fronted by detail man, Rusty Ryan, up-and-coming pickpocket Linus Caldwell, explosives expert Basher Tarr, and safecracker Frank Catton--pulled off one of the most audacious and lucrative heists in history, robbing ruthless entrepreneur Terry Benedict of every dime stored in his impenetrable Las Vegas vault. After splitting the $160 million take, each one of the infamous Ocean's crew has tried to go straight, lay low and have a legit life, but that's proven to be a challenge--much to the chagrin of Danny's wife Tess. When someone breaks rule number one and rats them out to Benedict, going straight is no longer an option; he wants his $160 million back--with interest, or else.

TV-PG

3:59 AM

Game Night (DVS)

Max and Annie's weekly couples game night gets kicked up a notch when Max's charismatic brother, Brooks, arranges a murder mystery party, complete with fake thugs and faux federal agents. So when Brooks gets kidnapped, it's all part of the game.right? But as the six uber-competitive gamers set out to solve the case and win, they begin to discover that neither this "game"-nor Brooks-are what they seem to be. Over the course of one chaotic night, the friends find themselves increasingly in over their heads as each twist leads to another unexpected turn. With no rules, no points, and no idea who all the players are, this could turn out to be the most fun they've ever had.or game over.

TV-14

6:00 AM

American Fung (DVS)

American Dad

American Dad is sold to a Chinese businessman. Meanwhile, Stan has Francine committed to an insane asylum when he forgets their anniversary.

TV-14

6:15 AM

Ocean's Twelve (DVS)

It's been three years since Danny Ocean, and his crew--fronted by detail man, Rusty Ryan, up-and-coming pickpocket Linus Caldwell, explosives expert Basher Tarr, and safecracker Frank Catton--pulled off one of the most audacious and lucrative heists in history, robbing ruthless entrepreneur Terry Benedict of every dime stored in his impenetrable Las Vegas vault. After splitting the $160 million take, each one of the infamous Ocean's crew has tried to go straight, lay low and have a legit life, but that's proven to be a challenge--much to the chagrin of Danny's wife Tess. When someone breaks rule number one and rats them out to Benedict, going straight is no longer an option; he wants his $160 million back--with interest, or else.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

Seizures Suit Stanny (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan lies about his texting and driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.

TV-14

7:00 AM

One with Ross's Library Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's irrational fear causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute dog. Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

One with All the Candy, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

One with the Holiday Armadillo, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey .

TV-PG

9:00 AM

American Fung (DVS)

American Dad

American Dad is sold to a Chinese businessman. Meanwhile, Stan has Francine committed to an insane asylum when he forgets their anniversary.

TV-14

9:30 AM

Seizures Suit Stanny (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan lies about his texting and driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.

TV-14

10:00 AM

One with Ross's Library Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's irrational fear causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute dog. Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

One with All the Candy, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

One with the Holiday Armadillo, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey .

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One with All the Cheesecakes, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's former boyfriend returns for one night only but Joey could ruin their plans. Monica plots revenge on her cousin's wedding day.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One Where They're Up All Night, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One Where They All Turn Thirty, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with Joey's New Brain, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's character on a daytime drama becomes more prominent to the chagrin of the show's diva star. Phoebe and Rachel argue over who should return a sexy man's misplaced cell phone to him.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Truth About London, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Cheap Wedding Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, The (DVS)

Doomed by a wronged sorceress, Zi Yuan, to spend eternity in suspended animation, China's ruthless Dragon Emperor and his 10,000 warriors have laid forgotten for eons, entombed in clay as a vast, silent Terracotta Army. But when dashing adventurer Alex O'Connell is tricked into awakening the ruler from eternal slumber, the reckless young archaeologist must seek the help of the only people who know more than he does about taking down the undead: his parents. As the monarch roars back to life, the O'Connells find his quest for world domination has only intensified over the millennia. Striding the Far East with unimaginable supernatural powers, the Emperor Mummy will rouse his legion as an unstoppable, otherworldly force--unless the O'Connells can stop him first.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob inherits a storage unit, and the whole family imagines it's filled with treasures. Instead, they find a man named Chet living inside. Linda, feeling the holiday spirit, persuades Bob to invite Chet to stay at the restaurant. It's discovered that this stranger, who claims he was once a mannequin, has a gift for intricate and living window displays. With the restaurant decked out in holiday cheer, the Christmas spirit is in the air.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, The (DVS)

Doomed by a wronged sorceress, Zi Yuan, to spend eternity in suspended animation, China's ruthless Dragon Emperor and his 10,000 warriors have laid forgotten for eons, entombed in clay as a vast, silent Terracotta Army. But when dashing adventurer Alex O'Connell is tricked into awakening the ruler from eternal slumber, the reckless young archaeologist must seek the help of the only people who know more than he does about taking down the undead: his parents. As the monarch roars back to life, the O'Connells find his quest for world domination has only intensified over the millennia. Striding the Far East with unimaginable supernatural powers, the Emperor Mummy will rouse his legion as an unstoppable, otherworldly force--unless the O'Connells can stop him first.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Last Gingerbread House on the Left, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

As the Belchers prepare for Christmas, Bob gets an unexpected call from Mr. Fischoeder asking him to bring food to a party at his home. Bob delivers the food and soon becomes embroiled in an intense gingerbread house building competition with Mr. Fischoeder's rowdy group of friends. Meanwhile, Linda and Teddy try to inspire some Christmas cheer in the neighbors as they take the kids caroling.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Trouble with Doubles, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob and Linda's double date plans take a disastrous turn when the couples find themselves trapped inside an Escape Room. Meanwhile, with the parents out of the house, Louise hosts a zombie-movie night, but when the zombies turn out to be too scary, Tina must take charge.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When the kids are given the task of making homemade gifts for their grandma's birthday, they set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics, which according to urban legend, has been boarded up for years at their school. Meanwhile, Teddy starts a phone repair service and the adults become determined to improve his online rating.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob inherits a storage unit, and the whole family imagines it's filled with treasures. Instead, they find a man named Chet living inside. Linda, feeling the holiday spirit, persuades Bob to invite Chet to stay at the restaurant. It's discovered that this stranger, who claims he was once a mannequin, has a gift for intricate and living window displays. With the restaurant decked out in holiday cheer, the Christmas spirit is in the air.

TV-14

Sunday, Dec 18
12:00 AM

Nice-Capades (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When a grumpy mall Santa threatens the kids with the dreaded Naughty List, Gene, Tina and Louise decide to put on a musical performance spectacular, which highlights all of their alleged good deeds from the past year, in order to earn their spot on the Nice List. But can they change Santa's mind in time to save their Christmas?

TV-14

12:30 AM

Last Gingerbread House on the Left, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

As the Belchers prepare for Christmas, Bob gets an unexpected call from Mr. Fischoeder asking him to bring food to a party at his home. Bob delivers the food and soon becomes embroiled in an intense gingerbread house building competition with Mr. Fischoeder's rowdy group of friends. Meanwhile, Linda and Teddy try to inspire some Christmas cheer in the neighbors as they take the kids caroling.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Trouble with Doubles, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob and Linda's double date plans take a disastrous turn when the couples find themselves trapped inside an Escape Room. Meanwhile, with the parents out of the house, Louise hosts a zombie-movie night, but when the zombies turn out to be too scary, Tina must take charge.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Hercules: The Thracian Wars (DVS)

Hercules, having turned his back on the gods, has become a mercenary and must now train a ruthless army for the King of Thrace.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Roots (DVS)

American Dad

Stan sets out to stop a tree that he considers his father from being cut down. Steve realizes he's stopped growing and considers surgery.

TV-14

6:30 AM

Life Aquatic with Steve Smith, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve joins the high school water polo team in order to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Hercules: The Thracian Wars (DVS)

Hercules, having turned his back on the gods, has become a mercenary and must now train a ruthless army for the King of Thrace.

TV-14

7:30 AM

N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed) (DVS)

American Dad

Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.

TV-14

8:00 AM

Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers (DVS)

American Dad

Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in their backyard.

TV-14

8:30 AM

One with Ross & Monica's Cousin, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

Roots (DVS)

American Dad

Stan sets out to stop a tree that he considers his father from being cut down. Steve realizes he's stopped growing and considers surgery.

TV-14

9:30 AM

Life Aquatic with Steve Smith, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve joins the high school water polo team in order to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.

TV-14

10:00 AM

Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley mentally regresses to a six-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.

TV-14

10:30 AM

N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed) (DVS)

American Dad

Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers (DVS)

American Dad

Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in their backyard.

TV-14

11:30 AM

One with Ross & Monica's Cousin, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One with Rachel's Big Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister. Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with the Vows, The (DVS)

Friends

As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with Chandler's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father. Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One After I Do, The (DVS)

Friends

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Red Sweater, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Monkey, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where Rachel Quits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Christmas in Tulsa, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Routine, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with All the Candy, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with the Holiday Armadillo, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey .

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with Monica's Boots, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

One with the Ross' Step Forward, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

One with Christmas in Tulsa, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Wonder Woman 1984 (DVS)

Once more, the world is in danger and only Wonder Woman can save it. This new chapter in Diana Prince's story finds the Amazonian princess living in the vibrant 1980s era of have-it-all excess. Though she's come into her full powers, she maintains a low profile, only performing her superheroic acts incognito. But now, Diana must step directly into the spotlight and muster all her wisdom, strength, and courage in order to save mankind — even from itself.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Maternal Congruence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Santa Simulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Cooper Extraction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they contemplate if each would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Clean Room Infiltration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On Christmas Eve, Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while Raj, Leonard and Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Holiday Summation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.

TV-PG

Monday, Dec 19
12:00 AM

Wonder Woman 1984 (DVS)

Once more, the world is in danger and only Wonder Woman can save it. This new chapter in Diana Prince's story finds the Amazonian princess living in the vibrant 1980s era of have-it-all excess. Though she's come into her full powers, she maintains a low profile, only performing her superheroic acts incognito. But now, Diana must step directly into the spotlight and muster all her wisdom, strength, and courage in order to save mankind — even from itself.

TV-14

12:15 AM

Wonder Woman 1984 (DVS)

Once more, the world is in danger and only Wonder Woman can save it. This new chapter in Diana Prince's story finds the Amazonian princess living in the vibrant 1980s era of have-it-all excess. Though she's come into her full powers, she maintains a low profile, only performing her superheroic acts incognito. But now, Diana must step directly into the spotlight and muster all her wisdom, strength, and courage in order to save mankind — even from itself.

TV-14

3:15 AM

Wonder Woman 1984 (DVS)

Once more, the world is in danger and only Wonder Woman can save it. This new chapter in Diana Prince's story finds the Amazonian princess living in the vibrant 1980s era of have-it-all excess. Though she's come into her full powers, she maintains a low profile, only performing her superheroic acts incognito. But now, Diana must step directly into the spotlight and muster all her wisdom, strength, and courage in order to save mankind — even from itself.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Shazam! (DVS)

Billy Batson becomes Captain Marvel, the world's mightiest mortal, when he says the magic word "Shazam!" The name is an acronym for six gods and heroes of the ancient world as well as their attributes: the wisdom of Solomon, strength of Hercules, stamina of Atlas, power of Zeus, courage of Achilles and speed of Mercury.

TV-14

6:30 AM

Shazam! (DVS)

Billy Batson becomes Captain Marvel, the world's mightiest mortal, when he says the magic word "Shazam!" The name is an acronym for six gods and heroes of the ancient world as well as their attributes: the wisdom of Solomon, strength of Hercules, stamina of Atlas, power of Zeus, courage of Achilles and speed of Mercury.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Valentine's Day Massacre, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Girl Fight (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

TV-PG

8:00 AM

George vs. George (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Kiss Is Just a Kiss, A (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie's sister makes a pass at George.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Super Bowl (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Valentine's Day Massacre, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Girl Fight (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George vs. George (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Kiss Is Just a Kiss, A (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie's sister makes a pass at George.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Kosher Cupcakes (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max tries to pass off her cupcakes as kosher when she and Caroline serve them at a boy's Bar Mitzvah.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the One Night Stands (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max joins Caroline on a trip to visit her father in prison.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Spring Break (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline take a vacation from their lives when they are asked to dog-sit at a couple's posh apartment.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Drug Money (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In an effort to raise money to help Caroline's father, Max convinces Caroline to partake in a clinical drug trial.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One Where Rachel Tells..., The (DVS)

Friends

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with the Videotape, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Rachel's Date, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Halloween Party, The (DVS)

Friends

At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Stain, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Stripper, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Rumor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica encounters a high-school friend and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Monica's Boots, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Ross' Step Forward, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where Joey Dates Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with the Secret Closet, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

On a science break, Sheldon discovers The Lord of the Rings.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Dr. Sturgis returns from the mental hospital.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George and Georgie go camping with Meemaw's boyfriends.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Season's Beatings (DVS)

American Dad

Father Donovan holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Minstrel Krampus (DVS)

American Dad

When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel Krampus, a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas. Stan decides that releasing Krampus is the only way to straighten out Steve's attitude. But when Krampus kidnaps Steve, it's up to Stan and Roger to get him back. Meanwhile, Hayley gets a job at the airport, but quickly realizes that she might not be cut out for customer service.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, his wish comes true! Meanwhile, in his wish world, Principal Lewis has Stan's family.

TV-14