DVS Offerings

Tuesday, May 18
12:00 AM

Quagmire's Mom (DVS)

Family Guy

When Meg asks Peter for a check for her upcoming field trip, he finally notices that his checkbook is just a blank pad of paper. Lois agrees to take Peter to the bank where they discover that Peter's first name is really Justin.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Encyclopedia Griffin (DVS)

Family Guy

When Stewie complains that his tricycle has been stolen, Peter and his friends are spurred into action. Peter finds the kid responsible, and the success leads the group to start a detective agency for kids.

TV-14

1:30 AM

All the Moments Lost (DVS)

Final Space

As the crew flees from the Lord Commander, they lighfold into the orbit of a mysterious Black Hole that threatens to crush them into oblivion.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Movie, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to coordinate two comedy appearances and a movie with friends.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Outing, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to refute reports that he and George are lovers.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

One with the Jellyfish, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

And the Icing on the Cake (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Deke invites Max's friends over to his dumpster house, Caroline learns a big secret about his background.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the ATM (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max decides to break up with Deke now that she knows about his wealthy background.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Married Man Sleepover (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline asks Max and Deke to join on her dinner date at Nicholas' loft to make sure she doesn't do anything she might regret. Caroline and Max also treat themselves to very special hair appointments.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Near Death Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline goes into a tailspin and drags Max with her when Nicolas tells her that he is going to leave is wife for her.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One at the Beach, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Jellyfish, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Cat, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Cuffs, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.

TV-14

3:30 PM

One with Joey's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend--but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

TV-14

4:00 PM

One with the Dirty Girl, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where Chandler Crosses the Line, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Chandler in a Box, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where They're Going to Party!, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Uterus, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad, The (DVS)

American Dad

Francine joins in on Steve and his pals' live-action role-playing game. Stan opens a knock-off Seaworld in the house.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Daesong Heavy Industries (DVS)

American Dad

Stan loses his faith in religion after Steve questions everything in the Bible. He takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented "Noah's Ark."

TV-14

8:00 PM

Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence (DVS)

American Dad

Everyone is separated after the ship explodes: Stan and Francine lose their memories and resort to primitive living on an island, Hayley and Jeff are rescued by the Navy and Jeff decides to enlist, and Roger and Steve try to survive on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth (DVS)

American Dad

When Roger breaks his ankle, Francine convinces Stan to let him play in his basketball league. Meanwhile, Steve sings a song that parodies R. Kelley's "Trapped in the Closet."

TV-14

9:00 PM

Chick Cancer (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie marries his old friend Olivia; Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Road to Rupert (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian accidentally sells Stewie's beloved teddy bear, Rupert; Meg must drive Peter around after he loses his license.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Higgs Boson Observation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy's nervous when Sheldon hires Alex, a female assistant.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Re-Entry Minimization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard returns from space...without the welcome he wanted.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Holographic Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang celebrates Halloween at Stuart's comic book store. Meanwhile Leonard and Penny discover a new spark in their relationship when he seduces her with science.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Extract Obliteration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's friendship with renowned scientist STEPHEN HAWKING is threatened by a game of "Words with Friends," while Penny secretly enrolls in a class at the local college.

TV-14

Wednesday, May 19
12:00 AM

Habitation Configuration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Bernadette pressures Howard to move out of his mother's house, while Sheldon finds himself caught in the middle of a fight between Amy and Wil Wheaton.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

43 Peculiarity, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard and Raj try to solve a mystery about Sheldon.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Lakehouse (DVS)

Chad

Chad's dream of becoming popular is finally within grasp after he receives an invite to a boys' weekend at Reid's Lakehouse.

TV-MA

2:30 AM

Lakehouse (DVS)

Chad

Chad's dream of becoming popular is finally within grasp after he receives an invite to a boys' weekend at Reid's Lakehouse.

TV-MA

3:00 AM

Shoes, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George struggle to keep their idea for a TV series alive.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

And the Kilt Trip (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to fit in with Max and the diner gang as they go out to get wild and crazy at the St. Patrick's Day parade but she finds herself longing to practice her former holiday traditions at the Plaza Hotel.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Not Broke Parents (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When the pastry school closes Deke has an idea of purchasing it, so he invites Caroline and Max to meet his parents, Max is tongue-tied until his mother confides in her about her secret past.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline agree to make a wedding cake for a bride, who can't decide on what style of cake she wants or much of anything else.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the New Lease on Life (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are forced to find the original tenant of their apartment when the lease expires and convince him to re-sign or else they will face eviction.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with the Embryos, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with Rachel's Crush, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with Joey's Dirty Day, The (DVS)

Friends

Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot. Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favor.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with All the Rugby, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Fake Party, The (DVS)

Friends

Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Free Porn, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

TV-14

4:00 PM

One with Rachel's New Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with All the Haste, The (DVS)

Friends

Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with All the Wedding Dresses, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Invitation, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Worst Best Man Ever, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Mine Struggle (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan discovers a salt mine in the backyard, the Morton Salt Company wants to buy it. It turns out Steve is the rightful owner of the land and he faces pressure from the family to sell.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Gift Me Liberty (DVS)

American Dad

When Bullock is upset that somebody did not bring a gift to the CIA Secret Santa party, Stan goes on a mission to find out who it was. Meanwhile, Steve poses as the good guy boyfriend of several female classmates.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Next of Pin (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Steve start bowling together to have more quality time and Steve gets discovered for his bowling talent. Klaus holds a contest to test whether Roger or Hayley have the worse attention span.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Standard Deviation (DVS)

American Dad

In order to avoid being sent on a suicide mission, Stan learns how to become a DJ to beat Bullock in a DJ Battle. Jeff takes up drinking psychedelic teas and Roger helps him build an imaginary musical instrument.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Peter's Two Dads (DVS)

Family Guy

After Peter's dad dies, he finds out that his real father lives in Ireland; Stewie realizes that he likes when Lois spanks him, so he purposely gets into trouble.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter beats up a bully who harasses Chris; Stewie obsesses over getting a tan then fears he has cancer after spending too much time in a tanning booth.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Griffin Equivalency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Full of confidence following being named one of People's 30 to Watch Under 30, Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Euclid Alternative, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

An intervention is used to try to force Sheldon to overcome his fear of driving.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and his friends are mystified when a younger undergraduate student is attracted to him.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Panty Pinata Polarization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon bans Penny from the apartment for numerous minor infractions, she decides to retaliate. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house.

TV-PG

Thursday, May 20
12:00 AM

Lizard-Spock Expansion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon wants to use an alternate version of rock-paper-scissors to help resolve conflicts. A girl Wolowitz has a major crush on falls for Leonard.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

White Asparagus Triangulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is overexuberant that Leonard finally has a girlfriend matching his high standards.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Old Man, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to help senior citizens.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

Cruise (DVS)

New Girl

Jess and Nick invite the gang along with them on a cruise they booked while still together as a couple. Coach tries to suppress his fear of boating. Schmidt attempts to win back Cece. Winston tries to mend Jess and Nick's fractured relationship.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Fired Up (DVS)

New Girl

Jess hires, then must immediately fire Coach as her school's new volleyball coach. Meanwhile, Schmidt gets sued and enlists Nick and a procedural television-loving Winston to represent him at the deposition. Also, Cece catches the eye of a much younger man.

TV-14

6:30 AM

Big News (DVS)

New Girl

The morning after their break-up, Jess and Nick scramble to keep it a secret from the loftmates. Meanwhile, Winston passes his police academy entrance exam and demands that the gang throw him a Honey Roast.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Dance (DVS)

New Girl

Jess fears someone is trying to sabotage her first middle school dance, and she enlists the gang to help her chaperone on the big night.

TV-14

7:30 AM

Cruise (DVS)

New Girl

Jess and Nick invite the gang along with them on a cruise they booked while still together as a couple. Coach tries to suppress his fear of boating. Schmidt attempts to win back Cece. Winston tries to mend Jess and Nick's fractured relationship.

TV-14

8:00 AM

Last Wedding, The (DVS)

New Girl

At the last wedding of the summer, the gang makes a pact: each of them will get lucky by night's end. Jess sets her sights on the best man, who also has caught the eye of a beautiful scientist. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Nick get an indecent proposal, Winston recovers from his police academy training, and Coach panics when he realizes he has already hooked up with every woman at the party.

TV-14

11:00 AM

And the Free Money (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's love for horse racing gets out of hand when she and Max go to a racetrack as guests of Sophie's new bookie boyfriend.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the First Degree (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline helping Max earn her high-school diploma and reconnect with her estranged mother.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Reality Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

With a TV producer approaching Max and Caroline about shooting an episode of a Kardashians reality show at their cupcake window.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the DJ Face (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max is mortified when she learns the hot guy she's been spending time with is a deejay at a grocery store.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One After Ross Says Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with All the Kissing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One-Hundredth, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Phoebe Hates PBS, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Kips, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.

TV-14

4:00 PM

One with the Yeti, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? Monica and Rachel meet a monster.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where Ross Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.

TV-14

5:30 PM

One with Ross' Sandwich, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.

TV-14

6:00 PM

One with the Inappropriate Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with All the Resolutions, The (DVS)

Friends

On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Father's Daze (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family forgets to celebrate Father's Day, and so to make it up to Stan, they plan out the perfect day. Stan uses a CIA device to erase their memories and have them continually plan perfect days for him.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Fight and Flight (DVS)

American Dad

Stan goes over-the-top to produce a reenactment of Charles Lindbergh's solo flight for Steve's school project after he gets an F. Klaus buys a pair of shoes online and Hayley helps him harass the neighbor they believe has stolen them.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Airport '07 (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter causes Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot; Hugh Hefner gives Quagmire advice, which leads him to save the day.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey (DVS)

Family Guy

After Peter helps Bill Clinton fix a flat tire, they become friends; Lois and Stewie try to potty train Brian.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

9:30 PM

Santa Simulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Wipe-pedia Vol.1 (DVS)

Wipeout

Celebrity impersonators, helicopter pilots and shredded newlyweds all walk into a bar: our Sweeper bar, that is. The team that can conquer our most challenging course in history will take home the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Bakersfield Expedition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard's car is stolen when the guys take a road trip to a comic book convention in Bakersfield, dressed as Star Trek characters.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Cooper, The/Kripke Inversion (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Outraged that he's being forced to work with his university nemesis, Barry Kripke (guest star JOHN ROSS BOWIE), Sheldon faces a crisis of conscience.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

Friday, May 21
12:00 AM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

1:00 AM

Wipe-pedia Vol.1 (DVS)

Wipeout

Celebrity impersonators, helicopter pilots and shredded newlyweds all walk into a bar: our Sweeper bar, that is. The team that can conquer our most challenging course in history will take home the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

11:00 AM

And the Childhood Not Included (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline accidentally loses one of Han's expensive fish while cleaning the tank, so Max considers selling a sentimental gift from her mother in order to replace the fish.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Old Bike Yarn (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline takes an abandoned bicycle to start a delivery service for their cupcake business but soon discovers that Max doesn't know how to ride one.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Brand Job (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's friendship is severely tested when Caroline drags Max to a motivational business seminar to help brand their cupcake business.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Model Apartment (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Supermodels Lily Aldridge and Martha Hunt rent Max and Caroline's apartment for a fun girls' weekend.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with Chandler's Work Laugh, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with Joey's Bag, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey wears a shoulder bag.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where Everybody Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with the Girl Who Hits Joey, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Cop, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.

TV-14

4:00 PM

One Where Rachel Smokes, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey and Ross' son audition for the same commercial but only one can get the part.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where Ross Can't Flirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Ride Along, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Ball, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Joey's Big Break, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One in Vegas Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley takes Roger with her to a meditation center and he quickly takes over, becoming one of the world's leading authorities on meditation. Stan and Steve become apprentices as they are taught the art of making sushi.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Portrait of Francine's Genitals (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is embarrassed when a painting of Francine's genitals, done by a famous artist, is unveiled at the museum. Steve turns to helping people after masturbation is ruined by his mom's portrait.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Roger's Baby (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley experiences what pregnancy would be like after Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again. Snot's feelings are hurt when Steve secretly signs him up for a makeover.

TV-14

9:00 PM

No Meals on Wheels (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins have a hard time attracting customers when they open a restaurant.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Boys Do Cry (DVS)

Family Guy

When their church thinks Stewie is possessed by the devil, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Implant, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine says Jerry's girlfriend has implants so he dumps her.

TV-PG

10:15 PM

Rampage (DVS)

Primatologist Davis Okoye shares an unshakable bond with George, an extraordinarily intelligent, silverback gorilla that's been in his care since birth. When a rogue genetic experiment goes wrong, it causes George, a wolf and a reptile to grow to a monstrous size. As the mutated beasts embark on a path of destruction, Okoye teams up with a discredited genetic engineer and the military to secure an antidote and prevent a global catastrophe. Based on the video game.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Handicap Spot, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George parks in a handicapped spot, inciting an angry mob.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

Saturday, May 22
12:30 AM

Pacific Rim (DVS)

When a powerful extraterrestrial force, giant monsters known as Kaiju, attack Earth and threaten the very existence of humanity, the planet's inhabitants fight back by piloting giant robots in an effort to save their home from annihilation.

TV-14

1:15 AM

Rampage (DVS)

Primatologist Davis Okoye shares an unshakable bond with George, an extraordinarily intelligent, silverback gorilla that's been in his care since birth. When a rogue genetic experiment goes wrong, it causes George, a wolf and a reptile to grow to a monstrous size. As the mutated beasts embark on a path of destruction, Okoye teams up with a discredited genetic engineer and the military to secure an antidote and prevent a global catastrophe. Based on the video game.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Pacific Rim (DVS)

When a powerful extraterrestrial force, giant monsters known as Kaiju, attack Earth and threaten the very existence of humanity, the planet's inhabitants fight back by piloting giant robots in an effort to save their home from annihilation.

TV-14

6:30 AM

300: Rise of an Empire (DVS)

Greek general Themistocles attempts to unite all of Greece by leading the charge against the massive invading Persian forces led by mortal-turned-god Xerxes, and Artemisia, vengeful commander of the Persian navy.

TV-14

11:30 AM

Wipe-pedia Vol.1 (DVS)

Wipeout

Celebrity impersonators, helicopter pilots and shredded newlyweds all walk into a bar: our Sweeper bar, that is. The team that can conquer our most challenging course in history will take home the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

12:30 PM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

1:00 PM

Smelly Car, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A valet's odor permeates Jerry's car.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

2:00 PM

Pilot Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

Wipe-pedia Vol.1 (DVS)

Wipeout

Celebrity impersonators, helicopter pilots and shredded newlyweds all walk into a bar: our Sweeper bar, that is. The team that can conquer our most challenging course in history will take home the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

3:30 PM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

3:45 PM

Let's Be Cops (DVS)

Best pals Ryan and Justin are stalled in their respective careers -- a fact that is painfully driven home when they go to a college reunion. Dressed as police in the mistaken belief that they were to attend a costume party, Ryan and Justin find that the uniforms earn them much respect and attention. Although Justin is uncomfortable with the idea, Ryan decides to continue with the charade, putting them both in increasingly dangerous situations.

TV-14

4:30 PM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

5:45 PM

Rampage (DVS)

Primatologist Davis Okoye shares an unshakable bond with George, an extraordinarily intelligent, silverback gorilla that's been in his care since birth. When a rogue genetic experiment goes wrong, it causes George, a wolf and a reptile to grow to a monstrous size. As the mutated beasts embark on a path of destruction, Okoye teams up with a discredited genetic engineer and the military to secure an antidote and prevent a global catastrophe. Based on the video game.

TV-14

6:45 PM

Let's Be Cops (DVS)

Best pals Ryan and Justin are stalled in their respective careers -- a fact that is painfully driven home when they go to a college reunion. Dressed as police in the mistaken belief that they were to attend a costume party, Ryan and Justin find that the uniforms earn them much respect and attention. Although Justin is uncomfortable with the idea, Ryan decides to continue with the charade, putting them both in increasingly dangerous situations.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Bath Item Gift Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon irks the gangs with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Killer Robot Instability, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's criticism of Wolowitz's romantic life pushes him into depression and AWOL for a fighting robot battle the rest of guys are depending on him for.

TV-14

8:45 PM

Rampage (DVS)

Primatologist Davis Okoye shares an unshakable bond with George, an extraordinarily intelligent, silverback gorilla that's been in his care since birth. When a rogue genetic experiment goes wrong, it causes George, a wolf and a reptile to grow to a monstrous size. As the mutated beasts embark on a path of destruction, Okoye teams up with a discredited genetic engineer and the military to secure an antidote and prevent a global catastrophe. Based on the video game.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Friendship Algorithim, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Looking to get friendly with Barry Kripke to gain access to a piece of high-tech lab equipment, Sheldon develops a flowchart process to make friends.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Financial Permeability, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon loans money to Penny so she can pay her rent, it leads to Leonard coming face-to-face with her ex, Kurt.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Maternal Capacitance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A visit from Leonard's mother ends up bringing him and Penny closer.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Cushion Saturation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Paintball leads to a squabble between Sheldon and Penny as well as romance between Howard and Leslie.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Bath Item Gift Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon irks the gangs with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Wipe-pedia Vol.1 (DVS)

Wipeout

Celebrity impersonators, helicopter pilots and shredded newlyweds all walk into a bar: our Sweeper bar, that is. The team that can conquer our most challenging course in history will take home the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

Sunday, May 23
12:00 AM

Friendship Algorithim, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Looking to get friendly with Barry Kripke to gain access to a piece of high-tech lab equipment, Sheldon develops a flowchart process to make friends.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

1:00 AM

Maternal Capacitance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A visit from Leonard's mother ends up bringing him and Penny closer.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Let's Be Cops (DVS)

Best pals Ryan and Justin are stalled in their respective careers -- a fact that is painfully driven home when they go to a college reunion. Dressed as police in the mistaken belief that they were to attend a costume party, Ryan and Justin find that the uniforms earn them much respect and attention. Although Justin is uncomfortable with the idea, Ryan decides to continue with the charade, putting them both in increasingly dangerous situations.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Lakehouse (DVS)

Chad

Chad's dream of becoming popular is finally within grasp after he receives an invite to a boys' weekend at Reid's Lakehouse.

TV-MA

2:30 AM

Wipe-pedia Vol.1 (DVS)

Wipeout

Celebrity impersonators, helicopter pilots and shredded newlyweds all walk into a bar: our Sweeper bar, that is. The team that can conquer our most challenging course in history will take home the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

4:00 AM

And the Fun Factory (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline hire a factory to produce their cupcake T-shirts, but they become suspicious of the work conditions there due to the company's overly enthusiastic employees.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Let's Be Cops (DVS)

Best pals Ryan and Justin are stalled in their respective careers -- a fact that is painfully driven home when they go to a college reunion. Dressed as police in the mistaken belief that they were to attend a costume party, Ryan and Justin find that the uniforms earn them much respect and attention. Although Justin is uncomfortable with the idea, Ryan decides to continue with the charade, putting them both in increasingly dangerous situations.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And a Loan for Christmas (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline obtain a bank loan to mass-produce their cupcake T-shirts so they can sell them at high-end boutiques. Meanwhile, the diner gang poses in Chestnut's barn for a holiday decorating contest Sophie entered.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Fun Factory (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline hire a factory to produce their cupcake T-shirts, but they become suspicious of the work conditions there due to the company's overly enthusiastic employees.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Past and the Furious (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is shocked when she receives a Lamborghini for her birthday, which her father ordered for her four years ago. Meanwhile, Oleg plans something special for Sophie.

TV-14

10:00 AM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

11:00 AM

Wipe-pedia Vol.1 (DVS)

Wipeout

Celebrity impersonators, helicopter pilots and shredded newlyweds all walk into a bar: our Sweeper bar, that is. The team that can conquer our most challenging course in history will take home the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

11:30 AM

Truth, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A woman wants to know why George doesn't want to see her.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Library, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

The library asks Jerry about a book overdue since 1971.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

2:00 PM

Wipe-pedia Vol.1 (DVS)

Wipeout

Celebrity impersonators, helicopter pilots and shredded newlyweds all walk into a bar: our Sweeper bar, that is. The team that can conquer our most challenging course in history will take home the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

2:30 PM

Kong: Skull Island (DVS)

A diverse team of scientists, soldiers and adventurers unite to explore a mythical, uncharted island in the Pacific, as dangerous as it is beautiful. Cut off from everything they know, the team ventures into the domain of the mighty Kong, igniting the ultimate battle between man and nature. As their mission of discovery becomes one of survival, they must fight to escape a primal Eden in which humanity does not belong.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Kong: Skull Island (DVS)

A diverse team of scientists, soldiers and adventurers unite to explore a mythical, uncharted island in the Pacific, as dangerous as it is beautiful. Cut off from everything they know, the team ventures into the domain of the mighty Kong, igniting the ultimate battle between man and nature. As their mission of discovery becomes one of survival, they must fight to escape a primal Eden in which humanity does not belong.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Captain America: Civil War (DVS)

Political pressure mounts to install a system of accountability when the actions of the Avengers lead to collateral damage. The new status quo deeply divides members of the team. Captain America believes superheroes should remain free to defend humanity without government interference. Iron Man sharply disagrees and supports oversight. As the debate escalates into an all-out feud, Black Widow and Hawkeye must pick a side.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Captain America: Civil War (DVS)

Political pressure mounts to install a system of accountability when the actions of the Avengers lead to collateral damage. The new status quo deeply divides members of the team. Captain America believes superheroes should remain free to defend humanity without government interference. Iron Man sharply disagrees and supports oversight. As the debate escalates into an all-out feud, Black Widow and Hawkeye must pick a side.

TV-14

Monday, May 24
1:00 AM

Kong: Skull Island (DVS)

A diverse team of scientists, soldiers and adventurers unite to explore a mythical, uncharted island in the Pacific, as dangerous as it is beautiful. Cut off from everything they know, the team ventures into the domain of the mighty Kong, igniting the ultimate battle between man and nature. As their mission of discovery becomes one of survival, they must fight to escape a primal Eden in which humanity does not belong.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Kong: Skull Island (DVS)

A diverse team of scientists, soldiers and adventurers unite to explore a mythical, uncharted island in the Pacific, as dangerous as it is beautiful. Cut off from everything they know, the team ventures into the domain of the mighty Kong, igniting the ultimate battle between man and nature. As their mission of discovery becomes one of survival, they must fight to escape a primal Eden in which humanity does not belong.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One in Vegas Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One After Vegas, The (DVS)

Friends

Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where Ross Hugs Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Ross' Denial, The (DVS)

Friends

Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, The (DVS)

Friends

Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Joey's Porsche, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where Phoebe Runs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Ninety North, Zero West (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs to perform an ancient ritual.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Whole Slotta Love (DVS)

American Dad

Francine becomes less attracted to Stan when he gets involved with slot car racing. Roger becomes a stewardess to perform comedy routines on the plane but is upset when another stewardess is funnier than him.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Witches of Langley, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.

TV-14

6:30 PM

Nice Night for a Drive, A (DVS)

American Dad

Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car after Stan refuses to pay for a life-saving surgery. Steve and his friends prank Roger's Frank character and he terrorizes them for revenge.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Ear-sy Rider (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

A biker gang hangs out at Bob's Burgers as they mourn the loss of their beloved leader "Horny Dave." Meanwhile, Louise has an identity crisis when her bunny ears are stolen and everyone - including the biker gang - rallies around her.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Full Bars (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The Belcher kids break their Halloween tradition by ditching their usual trick-or-treating route and venturing off to Kingshead Island, a posh neighborhood that is known for distributing full-sized candy bars. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda attend Teddy's annual "Black and Orange" party.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Bob Fires the Kids (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob worries he's depriving his children of their summer vacation by making them work at the restaurant so he fires them. However, the kids become so bored with their newfound freedom they secretly get hired by a pair of married hippie farmers, who hire the Belcher kids as weed pickers. Meanwhile, Bob hires Mickey the bank robber to help out at the restaurant but soon regrets his decision.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Stewie Is Enceinte (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie fears that he and Brian are growing apart after Brian avoids several invitations to hangout. In an effort to rekindle their friendship, Stewie decides that having a baby would bring them back together.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Dr. C & the Women (DVS)

Family Guy

After Cleveland diffuses an argument between Quagmire and Joe, Peter encourages him to open his own therapy office. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job as a TSA agent, and revels in the positive attention she gets for being the office hottie.

TV-14

9:30 PM

#JOLO (DVS)

Family Guy

Joe decides to become more spontaneous and independent, leaving Bonnie and quitting his job. This new Joe invites the guys on a road trip to Niagara Falls to celebrate.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Once Bitten (DVS)

Family Guy

After Brian gets diagnosed with liver disease from his heavy drinking, Peter is stuck with the task of inserting Brian's suppository pills. When Brian bites Peter's arm in self-defense, Brian becomes the alpha dog.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Roasted Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

While watching a celebrity roast with Brian, Peter is inspired to throw a roast for himself, but it backfires when his friends go further then he expected. Hurt by what was said, Peter decides to seek out a new group of friends.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Fighting Irish (DVS)

Family Guy

When Liam Nesson comes to town to shoot a movie, Peter is convinced that he can beat him up. Unsuccessful, Peter winds up in jail but is bailed out by Liam Neeson and becomes his manservant.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Take My Wife (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and the guys are invited on a Bahamas couples' vacation with their wives. Upon arrival, their host reveals that they're at a couples' counseling retreat.

TV-14

Tuesday, May 25
12:00 AM

Pilling Them Softly (DVS)

Family Guy

After Quagmire shows off his cooking skills to the gang, Lois suggests that he audition for Channel 5's new cooking show.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Papa Has a Rollin' Son (DVS)

Family Guy

It's nearly Fathers' Day, and when Peter learns about Joe's distant relationship with his father Bud, he invites Bud to town.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Change Is Gonna Come (DVS)

Final Space

Gary and the crew race to find a cure for Quinn's Final Space poisoning, while Ash confronts Invictus. Meanwhile, Tribore and Quatronostro find out about a prophecy and journey to the great oracle Tim Belts.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Pen, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry accepts a gift his parents wanted him to refuse.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Parking Garage, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer lose their car in a mall parking garage.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

And the Move-in Meltdown (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max, Caroline, Earl and Han help Oleg move into Sophie's apartment, until she begins turning away all of his stuff.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Crime Ring (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are arrested for breaking into a cute guy's apartment to retrieve some rings Caroline left there after she spent the night.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Knock Off Knockout (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline get into a legal battle with two teens who knocked off their cupcake T-shirts and sold them.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Great Unwashed (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline learn that one of their customers at the diner is a successful photographer who is keeping a secret.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with Ross's Teeth, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One Where Ross Got High, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Routine, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Apothecary Table, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Joke, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Chandler bicker over which of them created a raunchy joke. Phoebe antagonizes Monica and Rachel with her candor. Joey reluctantly takes a waiter job at Central Perk.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Rachel's Sister Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Cry Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends fantasize Rachel and Ross are in respective loveless marriages. Monica is an overweight virgin. Poor Chandler works for television star Joey, and Phoebe is an overstressed stockbroker.

TV-14

5:00 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol; Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness; Rachel learns the truth about her husband; and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.

TV-14

5:30 PM

One with Unagi, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica. Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Joey hires a look-alike.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One Where Ross Dates a Student, The (DVS)

Friends

When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Joey's Fridge, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Casino Normale (DVS)

American Dad

Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a sexy supervillain to incite Stan to be more seductive. Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so he can take revenge on him.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Bazooka Steve (DVS)

American Dad

Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the arena football team to stop playing. Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver to pay him back for her gambling debts.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Camp Campawanda (DVS)

American Dad

Steve is upset when Snot threatens their summer camp fun by becoming a counselor-in-training. Hayley and Jeff are suspicious of Roger when he organizes a Burning Man reenactment in the yard for their anniversary.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Julia Rogerts (DVS)

American Dad

Roger runs off in disguise as a Julia Roberts character to a small town after Stan hurts his feelings. Steve plans a meeting when he finds out that Jeff and Barry have never met.

TV-14

9:00 PM

No Chris Left Behind (DVS)

Family Guy

Chris gets expelled from James Woods High because he has the lowest test scores in the entire school. The family visits a few different institutions but none seem to work for Chris.

TV-14

9:30 PM

It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One (DVS)

Family Guy

Lois dumbs down her political views when she runs for mayor.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Tangible Affection Proof, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon struggles to find a Valentine's gift for Amy.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Monster Isolation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj vows never to leave his apartment after a horrible date.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Contractual Obligation Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, Sheldon and Howard try to advance the cause of women in science by speaking with junior high girls about their future careers, while Raj plans his date with Lucy.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Closet Reconfiguration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

To open or not to open? When Howard finds a letter from his father, he's forced to confront his past. And Leonard and Penny throw a grown-up cocktail party at the apartment.

TV-PG

Wednesday, May 26
12:00 AM

Tenure Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, Sheldon and Raj fight for tenure at the University.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Closure Alternative, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

After one of his favorite TV shows gets canceled too soon, Sheldon feels lost, so Amy tries to help him get over his compulsive need for closure by retraining his brain.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Finale (DVS)

Chad

When the entire school thinks Chad's been the victim of a hate crime, he's forced to choose between his newfound popularity and the truth.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Finale (DVS)

Chad

When the entire school thinks Chad's been the victim of a hate crime, he's forced to choose between his newfound popularity and the truth.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Cafe, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to help the owner of a deserted neighborhood cafe.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

And the Cupcake Captives (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Sophie's wedding is interrupted by a hostage situation. Meanwhile, Max and Caroline's cupcake business gets some unwanted attention when a tenant who is wearing one of their company's T-shirts is arrested.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Fat Cat (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's missing cat, Nancy, is returned by a handsome businessman; and Nancy comes home with a big surprise.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Zero Tolerance (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline get second jobs as a pastry chef and a hostess at a trendy restaurant to help pay off their bank loan.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the High Hook-Up (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max pursues a handsome new coworker at the restaurant, despite the owner's "no hook-up" rule.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The (DVS)

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where Paul's the Man, The (DVS)

Friends

Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Ring, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Proposal Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler plans to propose to Monica.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Proposal Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with Monica's Thunder, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone but Rachel and Ross upstage her. Chandler has trouble making love.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Rachel's Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Cookies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Rachel's Assistant, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

Blue Harvest Part 1 & 2 (DVS)

Family Guy

After a power outage in Quahog, Peter Griffin tells his family the greatest story every told, "Star Wars IV: A New Hope". "Family Guy" parodies the tale of Luke Skywalker (Chris Griffin) on his path to aid the rebellion. Along with his companions, R2D2 (Cleveland), C-3PO (Quagmire), Han Solo (Peter), Chewbacca (Brian), and Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert), Luke infiltrates the Death Star to rescue Princess Leia (Lois) from the clutches of Darth Vader (Stewie). After a daring escape, the rebellion attacks and eventually destroys the Death Star.

TV-14

6:30 PM

One with the Nap Partners, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honor but Monica doesn't want to make the decision. Chandler tries to apologize to a girlfriend from his youth.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Life and Times of Stan Smith, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan becomes addicted to "dying" after Roger tricks him into thinking he had a heart attack. Klaus takes Steve to Arizona State University for a college visit, where a fraternity hazes him.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Bitchin' Race, The (DVS)

American Dad

The family competes on the reality show The Bitchin' Race. After Stan and Hayley ditch the less-motivated Steve and Francine and team up, they end up in a Tunisian labor prison.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Family Plan (DVS)

American Dad

Francine reconnects with her birth family when she starts craving the experience of having a big family. Stan becomes a Picker based on his obsession with American Pickers.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Long Bomb, The (DVS)

American Dad

While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena. Roger pretends to be an escort.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Blue Harvest Part 1 & 2 (DVS)

Family Guy

After a power outage in Quahog, Peter Griffin tells his family the greatest story every told, "Star Wars IV: A New Hope". "Family Guy" parodies the tale of Luke Skywalker (Chris Griffin) on his path to aid the rebellion. Along with his companions, R2D2 (Cleveland), C-3PO (Quagmire), Han Solo (Peter), Chewbacca (Brian), and Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert), Luke infiltrates the Death Star to rescue Princess Leia (Lois) from the clutches of Darth Vader (Stewie). After a daring escape, the rebellion attacks and eventually destroys the Death Star.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Classified Materials Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is torn between being honest or self-serving when Stuart asks his advice for an upcoming second date with Penny. Wolowitz realizes there's a crucial error in a toilet he designed for the International Space Station.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Terminator Decoupling, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang is thrilled when they see Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles' Summer Glau is also aboard their train to San Francisco for a scientific symposium. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over having forgotten a paper he wants to present to George Smoot.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Work Song Nanocluster, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's business selling hair accessories out of her apartment gets out of hand when an over-caffeinated Sheldon takes charge.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Dead Hooker Juxtaposition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny feels threatened when another sexy woman moves into the apartment building and angered when she senses the guys are being taken advantage of.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Hofstadter Isotope, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A fellow comic book enthusiast's hitting on Penny leads to Leonard, Raj and Howard going to a bar's Ladies' Night.

TV-PG

Thursday, May 27
12:00 AM

Vegas Renormalization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Raj take Wolowitz to Las Vegas to help him get over his break-up with Leslie. Sheldon, home alone and looking forward to it, locks himself out and has only one other place to stay, Penny's.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Classified Materials Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is torn between being honest or self-serving when Stuart asks his advice for an upcoming second date with Penny. Wolowitz realizes there's a crucial error in a toilet he designed for the International Space Station.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Tape, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine puts an erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder; George gets excited.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Conan (DVS)

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Landline (DVS)

New Girl

When Coach's liaison with the school nurse gets messy, vice principal Jess must enforce a new no fraternization policy among the teachers. But the tables soon get turned when she finds herself attracted to the hot new science teacher. Meanwhile, Nick is enjoying being Schmidt and Winston's secretary after the loft gets a new home phone.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Dice (DVS)

New Girl

Schmidt tutors Jess in the not so fine art of dating via mobile apps. Meanwhile, Winston is desperate to make a good impression on his fellow police cadets, which backfires when Nick, Coach and Cece show up at a party thrown by fellow officers.

TV-14

6:30 AM

Julie Berkman's Older Sister (DVS)

New Girl

Jess' dad arrives with his new girlfriend, Ashley, who happened to be Jess and Cece's high school rival. Meanwhile, Schmidt recruits the guys to be part of a focus group at work to help him land a big new account.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Micro (DVS)

New Girl

To prove that girls aren't shallow, Jess goes out on a date with a guy whose shortcomings fall way below the belt. Meanwhile, Winston and Cece pit Schmidt and Coach against each other, while convincing them they could be male models.

TV-14

7:30 AM

Landline (DVS)

New Girl

When Coach's liaison with the school nurse gets messy, vice principal Jess must enforce a new no fraternization policy among the teachers. But the tables soon get turned when she finds herself attracted to the hot new science teacher. Meanwhile, Nick is enjoying being Schmidt and Winston's secretary after the loft gets a new home phone.

TV-14

8:00 AM

Background Check (DVS)

New Girl

As part of Winston's police academy training, the loft must pass a home visit and background check, which shouldn't be a problem until Jess admits she might be hiding illegal substances in her closet.

TV-14

11:00 AM

And the Taste Test (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Sophie takes Max and Caroline shopping for their bridesmaid dresses, so the girls enlist the diner gang's help to hide the most hideous ones to avoid being utterly humiliated.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Look of the Irish (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline try to get work for Nash as a model in an effort to make some extra money acting as his managers. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg attempt to remain celibate for 30 days before their wedding.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Minor Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's attempt to break Nash into the modeling business is threatened when his mother arrives from Ireland to retrieve her son.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Grate Expectations (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline help launch the opening of The High's new location at JFK airport. Meanwhile, Sophie learns that Oleg may have an ulterior motive for wanting to marry her.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with Ross's Library Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's irrational fear causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute dog. Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with All the Candy, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Holiday Armadillo, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey .

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with All the Cheesecakes, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's former boyfriend returns for one night only but Joey could ruin their plans. Monica plots revenge on her cousin's wedding day.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where They're Up All Night, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Rosita Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where They All Turn Thirty, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Joey's New Brain, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's character on a daytime drama becomes more prominent to the chagrin of the show's diva star. Phoebe and Rachel argue over who should return a sexy man's misplaced cell phone to him.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Truth About London, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Cheap Wedding Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Joey's Award, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey overreacts at a daytime drama awards show.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Kloger (DVS)

American Dad

Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Steve tries to catch Hayley's pink eye to get out of doing a fitness test at school.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Garbage Stan (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father's old truck. Roger finds Hayley is a natural at bumper pool and brings her to play with the best player in town.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Talented Mr. Dingleberry, The (DVS)

American Dad

Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show. Stan, Hayley and Klaus start their own local honey business.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Paranoid_Frandroid (DVS)

American Dad

Francine becomes a conspiracy theorist. Klaus & Steve help Snot pimp out his new room.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Betting Battle (DVS)

Wipeout

The stakes have never been higher as John and Nicole place bets on which teams they think will crush the Wipeout course and take home $25,000!

TV-14

9:30 PM

Bon Voyage Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the sixth season finale, Sheldon and Penny are thrown for a loop when Leonard is offered an exciting new job opportunity overseas.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

10:30 PM

Deception Verification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard returns from the North Sea expedition and finds things chilly between him and Sheldon, while Howard's relationship with his mother opens the door to questions about his masculinity.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Scavenger Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj puts together a scavenger hunt that turns into serious, cutthroat competition among the gang.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Betting Battle (DVS)

Wipeout

The stakes have never been higher as John and Nicole place bets on which teams they think will crush the Wipeout course and take home $25,000!

TV-14

Friday, May 28
12:00 AM

Betting Battle (DVS)

Wipeout

The stakes have never been higher as John and Nicole place bets on which teams they think will crush the Wipeout course and take home $25,000!

TV-14

1:00 AM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

2:30 AM

Betting Battle (DVS)

Wipeout

The stakes have never been higher as John and Nicole place bets on which teams they think will crush the Wipeout course and take home $25,000!

TV-14

11:00 AM

And the Disappointing Unit (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Season 4 ends with Max and Caroline tasked with retrieving Sophie's wedding dress from airport customs and safely transporting it to the church in time for the nuptials.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Wrecking Ball (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Season 5 begins with Max and Caroline teaming up with the diner staff in a frantic attempt to keep their businesses open when the city targets Han's diner and their cupcake window for destruction.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Gym and Juice (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The shower at Max and Caroline's apartment breaks, so they get part-time jobs at a fancy gym's juice bar and enjoy free use of the locker room.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Maybe Baby (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls run into Caroline's newly engaged ex, Candy Andy, and Caroline offers to make his wedding cake. Later, when she sees Andy's seemingly perfect relationship and how he supports his fiancee's career, she wonders if she should have stayed with him.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with Ross & Monica's Cousin, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with Rachel's Big Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister. Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Vows, The (DVS)

Friends

As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Chandler's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father. Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One After I Do, The (DVS)

Friends

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Red Sweater, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Where Rachel Tells..., The (DVS)

Friends

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.

TV-14

5:30 PM

One with the Videotape, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Rachel's Date, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Halloween Party, The (DVS)

Friends

At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Census of the Lambs, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley and Stan compete while collecting data for the US Census. Klaus inherits a camera and has Steve and his friends model for him.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Shell Game (DVS)

American Dad

Steve sets out to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order. Francine buys a new pasta sauce and the family starts changing.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Detective Pikachu (DVS)

After his father goes missing, Tim joins forces with his dad's partner, Detective Pikachu, to unravel the mystery, and, in the process, uncovers a plot that could destroy the peaceful co-existence between humans and Pokémon.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

(You Gotta) Strike for Your Right (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley witnesses harsh working conditions at the CIA and encourages action.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Meet the Quagmires (DVS)

Family Guy

Death allows Peter to go back in time for a night so he can sow his wild oats.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Moving Out (DVS)

Family Guy

When Brian starts to show his age, the Griffins decide to get a new dog.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Ride Along (DVS)

A risk-averse second-grade teacher plans on marrying the girl of his dreams but first must accompany his overprotective future brother-in-law, a tough cop, on a ride-along from hell.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Stewie Kills Lois Part 1 (DVS)

Family Guy

Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie's matricidal tendencies are rekindled. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie carries out his diabolical plan.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Detective Pikachu (DVS)

After his father goes missing, Tim joins forces with his dad's partner, Detective Pikachu, to unravel the mystery, and, in the process, uncovers a plot that could destroy the peaceful co-existence between humans and Pokémon.

TV-PG

Saturday, May 29
12:00 AM

Detective Pikachu (DVS)

After his father goes missing, Tim joins forces with his dad's partner, Detective Pikachu, to unravel the mystery, and, in the process, uncovers a plot that could destroy the peaceful co-existence between humans and Pokémon.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Ride Along (DVS)

A risk-averse second-grade teacher plans on marrying the girl of his dreams but first must accompany his overprotective future brother-in-law, a tough cop, on a ride-along from hell.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Ride Along (DVS)

A risk-averse second-grade teacher plans on marrying the girl of his dreams but first must accompany his overprotective future brother-in-law, a tough cop, on a ride-along from hell.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Detective Pikachu (DVS)

After his father goes missing, Tim joins forces with his dad's partner, Detective Pikachu, to unravel the mystery, and, in the process, uncovers a plot that could destroy the peaceful co-existence between humans and Pokémon.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

And the Inside Outside Situation (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's cupcake shop is boycotted after they refuse to sell cupcakes to an artist who wants to put cocktail weenies in them.

TV-14

4:30 AM

And the Escape Room (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han believes his diner employees are not working together as a team, so he insists they all attend a mandatory night out at the Escape Room club.

TV-14

5:00 AM

Ride Along (DVS)

A risk-averse second-grade teacher plans on marrying the girl of his dreams but first must accompany his overprotective future brother-in-law, a tough cop, on a ride-along from hell.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Inside Outside Situation (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's cupcake shop is boycotted after they refuse to sell cupcakes to an artist who wants to put cocktail weenies in them.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Escape Room (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han believes his diner employees are not working together as a team, so he insists they all attend a mandatory night out at the Escape Room club.

TV-14

11:30 AM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

12:30 PM

Betting Battle (DVS)

Wipeout

The stakes have never been higher as John and Nicole place bets on which teams they think will crush the Wipeout course and take home $25,000!

TV-14

1:00 PM

Alternate Side, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine dumps a 66-year-old, who then has a heart attack.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

Bounty Hunter, The (DVS)

Milo Boyd, a down-on-his-luck bounty hunter, gets his dream job when he is assigned to track down his bail-jumping ex-wife, reporter Nicole Hurly. He thinks all that's ahead is an easy payday, but when Nicole gives him the slip so she can chase a lead on a murder cover-up, Milo realizes that nothing ever goes simply with him and Nicole. The exes continually one-up each other - until they find themselves on the run for their lives. They thought their promise to love, honor and obey was tough - staying alive is going to be a whole lot tougher.

TV-14

2:00 PM

Subway, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

The friends encounter adventure on the subway.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

3:30 PM

Betting Battle (DVS)

Wipeout

The stakes have never been higher as John and Nicole place bets on which teams they think will crush the Wipeout course and take home $25,000!

TV-14

3:45 PM

Horrible Bosses 2 (DVS)

Fed up with answering to higher-ups, Nick, Dale and Kurt decide to become their own bosses by launching their own business. But a slick investor soon pulls the rug out from under them. Outplayed and desperate, and without legal recourse, the three would-be entrepreneurs hatch a misguided plan to kidnap the investor's adult son and ransom him to regain control of their company.

TV-14

4:30 PM

Bounty Hunter, The (DVS)

Milo Boyd, a down-on-his-luck bounty hunter, gets his dream job when he is assigned to track down his bail-jumping ex-wife, reporter Nicole Hurly. He thinks all that's ahead is an easy payday, but when Nicole gives him the slip so she can chase a lead on a murder cover-up, Milo realizes that nothing ever goes simply with him and Nicole. The exes continually one-up each other - until they find themselves on the run for their lives. They thought their promise to love, honor and obey was tough - staying alive is going to be a whole lot tougher.

TV-14

6:15 PM

Break-Up, The (DVS)

When Brooke, an art dealer, and Gary, a tour-bus driver, finally call it quits in their relationship, neither is willing to move out of their shared condo. With their friends suggesting a series of underhanded tactics that fail to get either Brooke or Gary to cave in, the only solution is to become hostile roommates.

TV-14

6:45 PM

Horrible Bosses 2 (DVS)

Fed up with answering to higher-ups, Nick, Dale and Kurt decide to become their own bosses by launching their own business. But a slick investor soon pulls the rug out from under them. Outplayed and desperate, and without legal recourse, the three would-be entrepreneurs hatch a misguided plan to kidnap the investor's adult son and ransom him to regain control of their company.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Electric Can Opener Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Discovering Leonard, Raj and Howard fudged the results of his Arctic research expedition, a disgraced Sheldon heads home to Texas.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Jiminy Conjecture, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Howard wager comic books over a cricket's species. Meanwhile, a less-than-perfect romantic night agonizes Leonard and Penny.

TV-PG

9:15 PM

Break-Up, The (DVS)

When Brooke, an art dealer, and Gary, a tour-bus driver, finally call it quits in their relationship, neither is willing to move out of their shared condo. With their friends suggesting a series of underhanded tactics that fail to get either Brooke or Gary to cave in, the only solution is to become hostile roommates.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Gothowitz Deviation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard takes Raj along to check out the Goth dating scene. Sheldon uses chocolate as part of a behavior modification experiment on Penny.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Pirate Solution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Facing a return to India, Raj needs a job desperately enough to consider working for Sheldon. Meanwhile, Howard becomes a third wheel to Leonard and Penny.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Creepy Candy Coating Corollary, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon looks forward to squaring off against the one actor from the Star Trek universe he holds enmity towards, Wil Wheaton, in a fantasy collectible card game tournament. Wolowitz cashes in on an old pact with Leonard to get Penny to set him up with a friend of hers.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Finale (DVS)

Chad

When the entire school thinks Chad's been the victim of a hate crime, he's forced to choose between his newfound popularity and the truth.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

Sunday, May 30
12:00 AM

Jiminy Conjecture, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Howard wager comic books over a cricket's species. Meanwhile, a less-than-perfect romantic night agonizes Leonard and Penny.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Betting Battle (DVS)

Wipeout

The stakes have never been higher as John and Nicole place bets on which teams they think will crush the Wipeout course and take home $25,000!

TV-14

1:00 AM

Pirate Solution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Facing a return to India, Raj needs a job desperately enough to consider working for Sheldon. Meanwhile, Howard becomes a third wheel to Leonard and Penny.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Break-Up, The (DVS)

When Brooke, an art dealer, and Gary, a tour-bus driver, finally call it quits in their relationship, neither is willing to move out of their shared condo. With their friends suggesting a series of underhanded tactics that fail to get either Brooke or Gary to cave in, the only solution is to become hostile roommates.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Finale (DVS)

Chad

When the entire school thinks Chad's been the victim of a hate crime, he's forced to choose between his newfound popularity and the truth.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

3:30 AM

Betting Battle (DVS)

Wipeout

The stakes have never been higher as John and Nicole place bets on which teams they think will crush the Wipeout course and take home $25,000!

TV-14

4:00 AM

And the Coming Out Party (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's grandmother Astrid awakens from a coma with no knowledge of her family's massive money scandal, so Caroline tries to keep the truth from her a bit longer by giving Astrid one last fancy luncheon.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Break-Up, The (DVS)

When Brooke, an art dealer, and Gary, a tour-bus driver, finally call it quits in their relationship, neither is willing to move out of their shared condo. With their friends suggesting a series of underhanded tactics that fail to get either Brooke or Gary to cave in, the only solution is to become hostile roommates.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Not Regular Down There (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max is puzzled and curious when her new beau expresses hesitations about intimacy because he is "not regular down there." Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg struggle to get pregnant.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Coming Out Party (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's grandmother Astrid awakens from a coma with no knowledge of her family's massive money scandal, so Caroline tries to keep the truth from her a bit longer by giving Astrid one last fancy luncheon.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Basketball Jones (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max & Caroline interfere with a basketball game in an attempt to promote their cupcakes, but the chaos that ensues threatens to ruin their business' reputation.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Betting Battle (DVS)

Wipeout

The stakes have never been higher as John and Nicole place bets on which teams they think will crush the Wipeout course and take home $25,000!

TV-14

12:00 PM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

12:30 PM

Boyfriend Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine vie for time with his new friend, baseball player Keith Hernandez.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

Hunger Games, The (DVS)

Every year in the ruins of what was once North America, the nation of Panem forces each of its twelve districts to send a teenage boy and girl to compete in the Hunger Games. Part twisted entertainment, part government intimidation tactic, the Hunger Games are a nationally televised event in which "Tributes" must fight with one another until one survivor remains. Pitted against highly-trained Tributes who have prepared for these Games their entire lives, Katniss is forced to rely upon her sharp instincts as well as the mentorship of drunken former victor Haymitch Abernathy. If she's ever to return home to District 12, Katniss must make impossible choices in the arena that weigh survival against humanity and life against love.

TV-14

1:30 PM

Fixup, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine play matchmaker for George.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

Betting Battle (DVS)

Wipeout

The stakes have never been higher as John and Nicole place bets on which teams they think will crush the Wipeout course and take home $25,000!

TV-14

3:00 PM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

4:00 PM

Hunger Games, The (DVS)

Every year in the ruins of what was once North America, the nation of Panem forces each of its twelve districts to send a teenage boy and girl to compete in the Hunger Games. Part twisted entertainment, part government intimidation tactic, the Hunger Games are a nationally televised event in which "Tributes" must fight with one another until one survivor remains. Pitted against highly-trained Tributes who have prepared for these Games their entire lives, Katniss is forced to rely upon her sharp instincts as well as the mentorship of drunken former victor Haymitch Abernathy. If she's ever to return home to District 12, Katniss must make impossible choices in the arena that weigh survival against humanity and life against love.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The (DVS)

After arriving safely home from their unprecedented victory in the 74th Annual Hunger Games, Katniss and Peeta discover they must do a quick turnaround and begin a Victors Tour.

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9:30 PM

Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2, The (DVS)

With the nation of Panem in a full scale war, Katniss confronts President Snow in a final showdown. Teamed with a group of her closest friends, Katniss goes off on a mission with the unit from District 13 as they risk their lives to liberate the citizens of Panem, and stage an assassination attempt on President Snow who has become increasingly obsessed with destroying her.

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10:00 PM

Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1, The (DVS)

Katniss Everdeen is in District 13 after having destroyed the Hunger Games forever. Under the leadership of District 13 president Alma Coin, and thanks to the advice of her trusted friends, she becomes the symbol of rebellion against the totalitarian regime of President Snow. Her mission is to rally all Panem districts and start an uprising to overthrow the Capitol. Physically engaged in a fight where her destiny, that of her family and Panem's are at stake, Katniss sets out to save Peeta and a nation moved by her courage.

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Monday, May 31
12:30 AM

Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2, The (DVS)

With the nation of Panem in a full scale war, Katniss confronts President Snow in a final showdown. Teamed with a group of her closest friends, Katniss goes off on a mission with the unit from District 13 as they risk their lives to liberate the citizens of Panem, and stage an assassination attempt on President Snow who has become increasingly obsessed with destroying her.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2, The (DVS)

With the nation of Panem in a full scale war, Katniss confronts President Snow in a final showdown. Teamed with a group of her closest friends, Katniss goes off on a mission with the unit from District 13 as they risk their lives to liberate the citizens of Panem, and stage an assassination attempt on President Snow who has become increasingly obsessed with destroying her.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1, The (DVS)

Katniss Everdeen is in District 13 after having destroyed the Hunger Games forever. Under the leadership of District 13 president Alma Coin, and thanks to the advice of her trusted friends, she becomes the symbol of rebellion against the totalitarian regime of President Snow. Her mission is to rally all Panem districts and start an uprising to overthrow the Capitol. Physically engaged in a fight where her destiny, that of her family and Panem's are at stake, Katniss sets out to save Peeta and a nation moved by her courage.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2, The (DVS)

With the nation of Panem in a full scale war, Katniss confronts President Snow in a final showdown. Teamed with a group of her closest friends, Katniss goes off on a mission with the unit from District 13 as they risk their lives to liberate the citizens of Panem, and stage an assassination attempt on President Snow who has become increasingly obsessed with destroying her.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with the Stain, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Stripper, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Rumor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica encounters a high-school friend and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Monica's Boots, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Ross' Step Forward, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Joey Dates Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Secret Closet, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Birthing Video, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica prepares a memorable St. Valentine's Day for Chandler with sexy lingerie and X-rated entertainment.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where Joey Tells Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey tells Rachel that he is in love with her.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Tea Leaves, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One in Massapequa, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents, who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Deepening, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

In an homage to Jaws, Bob's landlord and pier proprietor Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark as a pier attraction, but when it turns wild and starts terrorizing the town, it's up to Bob and the family to stop it.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Guy, Robot (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian decides to do stand up comedy, but when his set begins to tank, he starts stealing Stewie's Twitter material.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Peternormal Activity (DVS)

Family Guy

After watching a bad sequel to their favorite horror film, Maniac Pope, Peter and the guys decide they could write a better scary movie themselves.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Peter, Chris, & Brian (DVS)

Family Guy

After learning his childhood home has finally been sold after his mother's death, Peter and the gang plan on breaking in to retrieve Peter's old porn video collection.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Peter's Sister (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter's estranged sister Karen shows up to the Griffin family's Thanksgiving dinner, and Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire realize she is the famous wrestler, Heavy Flo.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Hot Pocket-Dial (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter takes his family to a fancy restaurant and falls in love with his toothpick. When Peter accidentally swallows it, he goes back to the restaurant to get another one.

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