DVS Offerings

Friday, Aug 12
12:00 AM

Matrimonial Momentum, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Season 9 premiere, Penny has a problem dealing with Leonard's confession about having kissed another woman, while Sheldon is confused about Amy calling a timeout on their relationship.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Separation Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

To ease Penny's mind, Leonard pays a visit to the woman he kissed during his expedition to the North Sea, while Sheldon's breakup with Amy leads him to retaliate by shooting a special episode of "Fun with Flags".

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley takes Roger with her to a meditation center and he quickly takes over, becoming one of the world's leading authorities on meditation. Stan and Steve become apprentices as they are taught the art of making sushi.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Bahama Mama (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they're trying to have a baby. Steve and Klaus join a drug gang after Steve decides to take being an uncle extra seriously.

TV-14

6:30 AM

George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

George Thinks Max's Future is on the Line (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George's Bogey-ous Relationship With Vic is Putt to the Test (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George Thinks Max's Future is on the Line (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When the factory is bought out by someone who plans on moving the plant to Mexico, George goes to bat for his employees, until the new owner presents him with a very lucrative offer.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Reality Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

With a TV producer approaching Max and Caroline about shooting an episode of a Kardashians reality show at their cupcake window.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the DJ Face (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max is mortified when she learns the hot guy she's been spending time with is a deejay at a grocery store.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Childhood Not Included (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline accidentally loses one of Han's expensive fish while cleaning the tank, so Max considers selling a sentimental gift from her mother in order to replace the fish.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Old Bike Yarn (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline takes an abandoned bicycle to start a delivery service for their cupcake business but soon discovers that Max doesn't know how to ride one.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where No One's Ready, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Jam, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Metaphorical Tunnel, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with Frank Jr., The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Flashback, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends recall secrets from their pasts.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Race Car Bed, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Giant Poking Device, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Football, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, a good-natured football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where Rachel Quits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.

TV-14

7:30 PM

One with All the Jealousy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Creed (DVS)

Adonis Johnson never knew his famous father, boxing champion Apollo Creed, who died before Adonis was born. However, boxing is in his blood, so he seeks out Rocky Balboa and asks the retired champ to be his trainer. Rocky sees much of Apollo in Adonis, and agrees to mentor him, even as he battles an opponent deadlier than any in the ring. With Rocky's help, Adonis soon gets a title shot, but whether he has the true heart of a fighter remains to be seen.

TV-14

8:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon & Missy are left home alone for the first time.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Tam make a new friend.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Jason Alexander guest stars as Sheldon's drama teacher.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon faces an unlikely bully.

TV-PG

10:33 PM

Creed 2 (DVS)

Life has become a balancing act for Adonis Creed. Between personal obligations and training for his next big fight, he is up against the challenge of his life. Facing an opponent with ties to his family's past only intensifies his impending battle in the ring. Rocky Balboa is there by his side through it all and, together, Rocky and Adonis will confront their shared legacy, question what's worth fighting for, and discover that nothing's more important than family.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Creed (DVS)

Adonis Johnson never knew his famous father, boxing champion Apollo Creed, who died before Adonis was born. However, boxing is in his blood, so he seeks out Rocky Balboa and asks the retired champ to be his trainer. Rocky sees much of Apollo in Adonis, and agrees to mentor him, even as he battles an opponent deadlier than any in the ring. With Rocky's help, Adonis soon gets a title shot, but whether he has the true heart of a fighter remains to be seen.

TV-14

Saturday, Aug 13
1:33 AM

Creed 2 (DVS)

Life has become a balancing act for Adonis Creed. Between personal obligations and training for his next big fight, he is up against the challenge of his life. Facing an opponent with ties to his family's past only intensifies his impending battle in the ring. Rocky Balboa is there by his side through it all and, together, Rocky and Adonis will confront their shared legacy, question what's worth fighting for, and discover that nothing's more important than family.

TV-14

1:35 AM

Liar Liar (DVS)

A pathologically lying lawyer desperately tries to grant his son's wish that he tell the truth for a 24-hour period.

TV-PG

3:40 AM

Blades of Glory (DVS)

Perhaps nowhere in sports is the marriage of athleticism and grace more evident than in the arena of world champion pairs figure skating--the lifts, the jumps, the routines. It's an elegant world, a rarefied universe, a noble place populated by the crème de la crème of skating elite. Well, it used to be. When the macho, swaggering Chazz Michael Michaels takes to the rink, he is the rock star of the arena, leaving a trail of thrashed ice and shrieking female fans in his wake. The only competitor who can match Michaels' scores is the driven former child prodigy, Jimmy MacElroy. Spotted as a youth executing triple lutzes on the frozen pond of an orphanage, MacElroy was whisked away to days of endless training, and now stands as the picture of poise, the personification of the highest ideals of the men's sport. Michaels and MacElroy have met in finals rounds before, but their latest head-to-head at the World Championships--when they tie for first--is more than either one can bear, and their longstanding rivalry erupts into a no-holds-barred fight. The ensuing brawl not only sets fire to the World Championship's helpless mascot, but lands both athletes in hot water: Chazz and Jimmy are called before the sport's governing board, stripped of their gold medals and banned from the sport for life. Now, three-and-a-half years later, both men are still trying to find their way in a world without competitive skating. Michaels has devolved into a drunken party machine, skating as a costumed evil wizard in a kiddie ice review, and MacElroy has been banished to the shoe department of a chain sporting goods store. But then, inspiration (in the form of an over-friendly, former stalker of Jimmy's) strikes, and a loophole emerges. To skate again, all Chazz and Jimmy have to do is set aside their long festering hatred of one another and join forces--as the first male/male figure skating pair to compete in the history of the sport.

TV-14

4:35 AM

Liar Liar (DVS)

A pathologically lying lawyer desperately tries to grant his son's wish that he tell the truth for a 24-hour period.

TV-PG

5:40 AM

Taste the Culture Ep2 (DVS)

Fast Foodies

Taste the Culture with Justin Sutherland: Higher Hog Education - Justin heads to High Hog Farm to chat with owners, Keisha & Warren Cameron about regenerative farming and reclaiming their agricultural right.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Big Ball Energy (DVS)

Wipeout

Forensic scientists, Radio DJs, and a pair of Wipeout Legacies face the most challenging course in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

6:40 AM

Blades of Glory (DVS)

Perhaps nowhere in sports is the marriage of athleticism and grace more evident than in the arena of world champion pairs figure skating--the lifts, the jumps, the routines. It's an elegant world, a rarefied universe, a noble place populated by the crème de la crème of skating elite. Well, it used to be. When the macho, swaggering Chazz Michael Michaels takes to the rink, he is the rock star of the arena, leaving a trail of thrashed ice and shrieking female fans in his wake. The only competitor who can match Michaels' scores is the driven former child prodigy, Jimmy MacElroy. Spotted as a youth executing triple lutzes on the frozen pond of an orphanage, MacElroy was whisked away to days of endless training, and now stands as the picture of poise, the personification of the highest ideals of the men's sport. Michaels and MacElroy have met in finals rounds before, but their latest head-to-head at the World Championships--when they tie for first--is more than either one can bear, and their longstanding rivalry erupts into a no-holds-barred fight. The ensuing brawl not only sets fire to the World Championship's helpless mascot, but lands both athletes in hot water: Chazz and Jimmy are called before the sport's governing board, stripped of their gold medals and banned from the sport for life. Now, three-and-a-half years later, both men are still trying to find their way in a world without competitive skating. Michaels has devolved into a drunken party machine, skating as a costumed evil wizard in a kiddie ice review, and MacElroy has been banished to the shoe department of a chain sporting goods store. But then, inspiration (in the form of an over-friendly, former stalker of Jimmy's) strikes, and a loophole emerges. To skate again, all Chazz and Jimmy have to do is set aside their long festering hatred of one another and join forces--as the first male/male figure skating pair to compete in the history of the sport.

TV-14

7:00 AM

OMFG Girl Run! (DVS)

Wipeout

All the way from Luxembourg, Frisbee Camp, and even homeschool, teams face the most challenging obstacles in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000!

TV-14

8:00 AM

Roger's Baby (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley experiences what pregnancy would be like after Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again. Snot's feelings are hurt when Steve secretly signs him up for a makeover.

TV-14

8:30 AM

Ninety North, Zero West (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs to perform an ancient ritual.

TV-14

8:40 AM

Taste the Culture Ep2 (DVS)

Fast Foodies

Taste the Culture with Justin Sutherland: Higher Hog Education - Justin heads to High Hog Farm to chat with owners, Keisha & Warren Cameron about regenerative farming and reclaiming their agricultural right.

TV-14

9:00 AM

Big Ball Energy (DVS)

Wipeout

Forensic scientists, Radio DJs, and a pair of Wipeout Legacies face the most challenging course in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

9:30 AM

Witches of Langley, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.

TV-14

10:00 AM

OMFG Girl Run! (DVS)

Wipeout

All the way from Luxembourg, Frisbee Camp, and even homeschool, teams face the most challenging obstacles in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000!

TV-14

10:30 AM

One the Morning After Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Roger's Baby (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley experiences what pregnancy would be like after Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again. Snot's feelings are hurt when Steve secretly signs him up for a makeover.

TV-14

11:30 AM

Ninety North, Zero West (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs to perform an ancient ritual.

TV-14

12:00 PM

Shrek (DVS)

Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ornery ogre named Shrek whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. There are blind mice in his food, a big, bad wolf in his bed, three little homeless pigs and more, all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad. Determined to save their home--not to mention his own--Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue the beautiful Princess Fiona to be Farquaad's bride. Accompanying him on his mission is wisecracking Donkey, who will do anything for Shrek... except shut up. Rescuing the Princess from a fire-breathing dragon may prove the least of their problems when the deep, dark secret she has been keeping is revealed.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Witches of Langley, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One the Morning After Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

Shrek 2 (DVS)

After battling a fire-breathing dragon and the evil Lord Farquaad to win the hand of Princess Fiona, Shrek now faces his greatest challenge: the in-laws. Shrek and Princess Fiona return from their honeymoon to find an invitation to visit Fiona's parents, the King and Queen of the Kingdom of Far, Far Away. With Donkey along for the ride, the newlyweds set off. All of the citizens of Far, Far Away turn out to greet their returning Princess, and her parents happily anticipate the homecoming of their daughter and her new Prince. But no one could have prepared them for the sight of their new son-in-law, not to mention how much their little girl had changed. Little did Shrek and Fiona know that their marriage had foiled all of her father's plans for her future--and his own. Now the King must enlist the help of a powerful Fairy Godmother, the handsome Prince Charming and that famed ogre killer Puss In Boots to put right his version of happily ever after.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

Shrek (DVS)

Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ornery ogre named Shrek whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. There are blind mice in his food, a big, bad wolf in his bed, three little homeless pigs and more, all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad. Determined to save their home--not to mention his own--Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue the beautiful Princess Fiona to be Farquaad's bride. Accompanying him on his mission is wisecracking Donkey, who will do anything for Shrek... except shut up. Rescuing the Princess from a fire-breathing dragon may prove the least of their problems when the deep, dark secret she has been keeping is revealed.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Minions (DVS)

Follow the Minons' quest throughout the ages to serve despicable masters, from prehistoric times to 1960s London.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Shrek 2 (DVS)

After battling a fire-breathing dragon and the evil Lord Farquaad to win the hand of Princess Fiona, Shrek now faces his greatest challenge: the in-laws. Shrek and Princess Fiona return from their honeymoon to find an invitation to visit Fiona's parents, the King and Queen of the Kingdom of Far, Far Away. With Donkey along for the ride, the newlyweds set off. All of the citizens of Far, Far Away turn out to greet their returning Princess, and her parents happily anticipate the homecoming of their daughter and her new Prince. But no one could have prepared them for the sight of their new son-in-law, not to mention how much their little girl had changed. Little did Shrek and Fiona know that their marriage had foiled all of her father's plans for her future--and his own. Now the King must enlist the help of a powerful Fairy Godmother, the handsome Prince Charming and that famed ogre killer Puss In Boots to put right his version of happily ever after.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

Mia Hines (DVS)

Love Life TBS

In 2016, a chance meeting with the magnetic Mia Hines at Darby's wedding rocks mild-mannered book editor Marcus Watkins' world. As Marcus becomes increasingly infatuated with his new friend, his marriage with Emily is thrown for a loop.

TV-MA

6:35 PM

Paloma (DVS)

Love Life TBS

As he overstays his welcome at his sister Ida's place, a reeling Marcus struggles to fill the gaping hole left by his divorce. After clashing with Mia, Marcus finally decides to wade back into the dating pool - with mixed results.

TV-MA

7:00 PM

Minions (DVS)

Follow the Minons' quest throughout the ages to serve despicable masters, from prehistoric times to 1960s London.

TV-PG

7:05 PM

Nice Night for a Drive, A (DVS)

American Dad

Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car after Stan refuses to pay for a life-saving surgery. Steve and his friends prank Roger's Frank character and he terrorizes them for revenge.

TV-14

7:35 PM

Casino Normale (DVS)

American Dad

Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a sexy supervillain to incite Stan to be more seductive. Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so he can take revenge on him.

TV-14

8:05 PM

Bazooka Steve (DVS)

American Dad

Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the arena football team to stop playing. Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver to pay him back for her gambling debts.

TV-14

8:35 PM

Runway Club, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The kids are sentenced to Saturday detention and will do anything it takes to leave early so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda believe that they are being scammed by a young girl at the restaurant.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Mia Hines (DVS)

Love Life TBS

In 2016, a chance meeting with the magnetic Mia Hines at Darby's wedding rocks mild-mannered book editor Marcus Watkins' world. As Marcus becomes increasingly infatuated with his new friend, his marriage with Emily is thrown for a loop.

TV-MA

9:05 PM

Itty Bitty Ditty Committee, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Gene starts a band with Tina, Louise, Rudy, Peter and Daryl only to be kicked out and left on his own. After declaring that he will never play his Casio again, Tina and Louise join forces to help Gene rediscover his love of music. Meanwhile, Linda deals with a horrible armpit rash that has everyone disgusted!

TV-PG

9:35 PM

Paloma (DVS)

Love Life TBS

As he overstays his welcome at his sister Ida's place, a reeling Marcus struggles to fill the gaping hole left by his divorce. After clashing with Mia, Marcus finally decides to wade back into the dating pool - with mixed results.

TV-MA

10:05 PM

Nice Night for a Drive, A (DVS)

American Dad

Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car after Stan refuses to pay for a life-saving surgery. Steve and his friends prank Roger's Frank character and he terrorizes them for revenge.

TV-14

10:35 PM

Casino Normale (DVS)

American Dad

Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a sexy supervillain to incite Stan to be more seductive. Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so he can take revenge on him.

TV-14

11:05 PM

Shrek (DVS)

Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ornery ogre named Shrek whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. There are blind mice in his food, a big, bad wolf in his bed, three little homeless pigs and more, all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad. Determined to save their home--not to mention his own--Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue the beautiful Princess Fiona to be Farquaad's bride. Accompanying him on his mission is wisecracking Donkey, who will do anything for Shrek... except shut up. Rescuing the Princess from a fire-breathing dragon may prove the least of their problems when the deep, dark secret she has been keeping is revealed.

TV-PG

11:35 PM

Runway Club, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The kids are sentenced to Saturday detention and will do anything it takes to leave early so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda believe that they are being scammed by a young girl at the restaurant.

TV-PG

Sunday, Aug 14
12:05 AM

Itty Bitty Ditty Committee, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Gene starts a band with Tina, Louise, Rudy, Peter and Daryl only to be kicked out and left on his own. After declaring that he will never play his Casio again, Tina and Louise join forces to help Gene rediscover his love of music. Meanwhile, Linda deals with a horrible armpit rash that has everyone disgusted!

TV-PG

12:35 AM

Eat, Spray, Linda (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

It's Linda's birthday and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing! Mayhem ensues as the Belchers must work together to find Linda.

TV-PG

1:05 AM

Shrek 2 (DVS)

After battling a fire-breathing dragon and the evil Lord Farquaad to win the hand of Princess Fiona, Shrek now faces his greatest challenge: the in-laws. Shrek and Princess Fiona return from their honeymoon to find an invitation to visit Fiona's parents, the King and Queen of the Kingdom of Far, Far Away. With Donkey along for the ride, the newlyweds set off. All of the citizens of Far, Far Away turn out to greet their returning Princess, and her parents happily anticipate the homecoming of their daughter and her new Prince. But no one could have prepared them for the sight of their new son-in-law, not to mention how much their little girl had changed. Little did Shrek and Fiona know that their marriage had foiled all of her father's plans for her future--and his own. Now the King must enlist the help of a powerful Fairy Godmother, the handsome Prince Charming and that famed ogre killer Puss In Boots to put right his version of happily ever after.

TV-PG

1:35 AM

Hawk & Chick (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the aging star of their favorite 70's era samurai vs. monster movie series. When they find out that Hawk is estranged from his daughter, who co-starred as Chick in his movies with him, they decide to engineer a Hawk and Chick reunion.

TV-PG

2:05 AM

Shrek (DVS)

Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ornery ogre named Shrek whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. There are blind mice in his food, a big, bad wolf in his bed, three little homeless pigs and more, all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad. Determined to save their home--not to mention his own--Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue the beautiful Princess Fiona to be Farquaad's bride. Accompanying him on his mission is wisecracking Donkey, who will do anything for Shrek... except shut up. Rescuing the Princess from a fire-breathing dragon may prove the least of their problems when the deep, dark secret she has been keeping is revealed.

TV-PG

3:05 AM

Minions (DVS)

Follow the Minons' quest throughout the ages to serve despicable masters, from prehistoric times to 1960s London.

TV-PG

4:05 AM

Shrek 2 (DVS)

After battling a fire-breathing dragon and the evil Lord Farquaad to win the hand of Princess Fiona, Shrek now faces his greatest challenge: the in-laws. Shrek and Princess Fiona return from their honeymoon to find an invitation to visit Fiona's parents, the King and Queen of the Kingdom of Far, Far Away. With Donkey along for the ride, the newlyweds set off. All of the citizens of Far, Far Away turn out to greet their returning Princess, and her parents happily anticipate the homecoming of their daughter and her new Prince. But no one could have prepared them for the sight of their new son-in-law, not to mention how much their little girl had changed. Little did Shrek and Fiona know that their marriage had foiled all of her father's plans for her future--and his own. Now the King must enlist the help of a powerful Fairy Godmother, the handsome Prince Charming and that famed ogre killer Puss In Boots to put right his version of happily ever after.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

Big Balls Are Back, Baby!, The (DVS)

Wipeout

Fire performers, a Rock 'n' Roll father-daughter duo, and bubbleologists have a chance to traverse three of the most challenging courses in Wipeout history to win $25,000!

TV-14

6:00 AM

Love at First Trip (DVS)

Wipeout

Mermaids, motivational speakers, and cosplayers take on the demanding Wipeout obstacle course, all vying for a $25,000 payday!

TV-14

6:05 AM

Minions (DVS)

Follow the Minons' quest throughout the ages to serve despicable masters, from prehistoric times to 1960s London.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

Invasion of the Big Balls (DVS)

Wipeout

Wipeout is back with the most challenging course in history! Aerialists, UFO-ologists and puppeteers are all battling to be crowned the Wipeout champion and take home the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

8:00 AM

Big Balls Are Back, Baby!, The (DVS)

Wipeout

Fire performers, a Rock 'n' Roll father-daughter duo, and bubbleologists have a chance to traverse three of the most challenging courses in Wipeout history to win $25,000!

TV-14

8:30 AM

Julia Rogerts (DVS)

American Dad

Roger runs off in disguise as a Julia Roberts character to a small town after Stan hurts his feelings. Steve plans a meeting when he finds out that Jeff and Barry have never met.

TV-14

9:00 AM

Love at First Trip (DVS)

Wipeout

Mermaids, motivational speakers, and cosplayers take on the demanding Wipeout obstacle course, all vying for a $25,000 payday!

TV-14

9:30 AM

Bitchin' Race, The (DVS)

American Dad

The family competes on the reality show The Bitchin' Race. After Stan and Hayley ditch the less-motivated Steve and Francine and team up, they end up in a Tunisian labor prison.

TV-14

10:00 AM

Invasion of the Big Balls (DVS)

Wipeout

Wipeout is back with the most challenging course in history! Aerialists, UFO-ologists and puppeteers are all battling to be crowned the Wipeout champion and take home the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

10:30 AM

One with the Dollhouse, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Camp Campawanda (DVS)

American Dad

Steve is upset when Snot threatens their summer camp fun by becoming a counselor-in-training. Hayley and Jeff are suspicious of Roger when he organizes a Burning Man reenactment in the yard for their anniversary.

TV-14

11:30 AM

Julia Rogerts (DVS)

American Dad

Roger runs off in disguise as a Julia Roberts character to a small town after Stan hurts his feelings. Steve plans a meeting when he finds out that Jeff and Barry have never met.

TV-14

12:30 PM

Bitchin' Race, The (DVS)

American Dad

The family competes on the reality show The Bitchin' Race. After Stan and Hayley ditch the less-motivated Steve and Francine and team up, they end up in a Tunisian labor prison.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with the Tiny T-Shirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Dollhouse, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

2:00 PM

Ocean's Eight (DVS)

Five years, eight months, 12 days and counting -- that's how long Debbie Ocean has been devising the biggest heist of her life. She knows what it's going to take -- a team of the best people in the field, starting with her partner-in-crime Lou Miller. Together, they recruit a crew of specialists, including jeweler Amita, street con Constance, suburban mom Tammy, hacker Nine Ball, and fashion designer Rose. Their target -- a necklace that's worth more than $150 million.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with the Screamer, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

Blind Side, The (DVS)

The true story of Michael Oher, a homeless African-American youngster from a broken home, taken in by the Tuohys, a well-to-do white family who help him fulfill his potential. At the same time, Oher's presence in the Tuohys' lives leads them to some insightful self-discoveries of their own. Living in his new environment, the teen faces a completely different set of challenges to overcome. As a football player and student, Oher works hard and, with the help of his coaches and adopted family, becomes an All-American offensive left tackle.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Ocean's Eight (DVS)

Five years, eight months, 12 days and counting -- that's how long Debbie Ocean has been devising the biggest heist of her life. She knows what it's going to take -- a team of the best people in the field, starting with her partner-in-crime Lou Miller. Together, they recruit a crew of specialists, including jeweler Amita, street con Constance, suburban mom Tammy, hacker Nine Ball, and fashion designer Rose. Their target -- a necklace that's worth more than $150 million.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Bachelor Party Corrosion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys surprise Leonard with a belated bachelor-party weekend in Mexico, but their plans hit a bump in the road when they get a flat tire on the way. Meanwhile, the girls lean on Penny to tell her unsuspecting family that she and Leonard eloped.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

2003 Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon reverts back to 2003 when he learns that Leonard and Penny are moving in together. Meanwhile Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book store.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Perspiration Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Barry Kripke gives the guys fencing lessons, he makes a point of letting Sheldon know he's interested in dating Amy. Also, Stuart has trouble getting female customers at the Comic Book Store, so Penny, Amy and Bernadette stop by to help out.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Helium Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A helium shortage leads Sheldon and Leonard to do business with a dealer in the black market in order to acquire some of the element for an experiment they need to complete.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Spock Resonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's interview for a "Star Trek" documentary focusing on Spock turns up a shocking revelation about his breakup with Amy. Meanwhile, the Wolowitzes haggle over the remodeling of his family home.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Mystery Date Observation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard, Penny and Bernadette learn that Amy is going out on a dinner date, the trio set out to spy on her and the guy. Meanwhile, Sheldon recruits Raj and Howard to find a woman for him.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Destiny Mathis (DVS)

Love Life TBS

After an unexpected romp with an old flame, Marcus (accidentally) finds himself with a date to his parents' anniversary party in Michigan. While her brother's relationship wounds are reopened, Ida finds herself continuously annoyed by her girlfriend, Keiko.

TV-MA

10:30 PM

2003 Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon reverts back to 2003 when he learns that Leonard and Penny are moving in together. Meanwhile Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book store.

TV-PG

10:33 PM

Blind Side, The (DVS)

The true story of Michael Oher, a homeless African-American youngster from a broken home, taken in by the Tuohys, a well-to-do white family who help him fulfill his potential. At the same time, Oher's presence in the Tuohys' lives leads them to some insightful self-discoveries of their own. Living in his new environment, the teen faces a completely different set of challenges to overcome. As a football player and student, Oher works hard and, with the help of his coaches and adopted family, becomes an All-American offensive left tackle.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Perspiration Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Barry Kripke gives the guys fencing lessons, he makes a point of letting Sheldon know he's interested in dating Amy. Also, Stuart has trouble getting female customers at the Comic Book Store, so Penny, Amy and Bernadette stop by to help out.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Helium Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A helium shortage leads Sheldon and Leonard to do business with a dealer in the black market in order to acquire some of the element for an experiment they need to complete.

TV-PG

Monday, Aug 15
12:00 AM

Spock Resonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's interview for a "Star Trek" documentary focusing on Spock turns up a shocking revelation about his breakup with Amy. Meanwhile, the Wolowitzes haggle over the remodeling of his family home.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Mystery Date Observation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard, Penny and Bernadette learn that Amy is going out on a dinner date, the trio set out to spy on her and the guy. Meanwhile, Sheldon recruits Raj and Howard to find a woman for him.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Destiny Mathis (DVS)

Love Life TBS

After an unexpected romp with an old flame, Marcus (accidentally) finds himself with a date to his parents' anniversary party in Michigan. While her brother's relationship wounds are reopened, Ida finds herself continuously annoyed by her girlfriend, Keiko.

TV-MA

1:03 AM

Intern, The (DVS)

Ben Whittaker is a 70-year-old widower who has discovered that retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. Seizing an opportunity to get back in the game, he becomes a senior intern at an online fashion site, founded and run by Jules Ostin.

TV-14

1:33 AM

Blind Side, The (DVS)

The true story of Michael Oher, a homeless African-American youngster from a broken home, taken in by the Tuohys, a well-to-do white family who help him fulfill his potential. At the same time, Oher's presence in the Tuohys' lives leads them to some insightful self-discoveries of their own. Living in his new environment, the teen faces a completely different set of challenges to overcome. As a football player and student, Oher works hard and, with the help of his coaches and adopted family, becomes an All-American offensive left tackle.

TV-PG

3:31 AM

Couples Retreat (DVS)

Four Midwestern couples embark on a journey to a tropical island resort. While one of the couples is there to work on their marriage, the other three set out to jet ski, spa and enjoy some fun in the sun. They soon discover that participation in the resort's couples therapy is not optional. Suddenly, their group-rate vacation comes at a price. What follows is a hilarious look at real world problems faced by all couples.

TV-14

4:03 AM

Intern, The (DVS)

Ben Whittaker is a 70-year-old widower who has discovered that retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. Seizing an opportunity to get back in the game, he becomes a senior intern at an online fashion site, founded and run by Jules Ostin.

TV-14

6:30 AM

Prototype (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

A manager for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life.

TV-PG

6:31 AM

Couples Retreat (DVS)

Four Midwestern couples embark on a journey to a tropical island resort. While one of the couples is there to work on their marriage, the other three set out to jet ski, spa and enjoy some fun in the sun. They soon discover that participation in the resort's couples therapy is not optional. Suddenly, their group-rate vacation comes at a price. What follows is a hilarious look at real world problems faced by all couples.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Curious George (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George pretends to be Carmen online to find out what's really going to happen at a party she's going to with her first boyfriend.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Happy Birthdays (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie plans a surprise birthday party for George; an accident-prone employee (Sandra Bullock) returns to work at the factory.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

Max's Big Adventure (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Who's Your Daddy? (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After discovering the father he thought dead might be alive, George resolves to find him regardless of the outcome.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Prototype (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

A manager for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Curious George (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George pretends to be Carmen online to find out what's really going to happen at a party she's going to with her first boyfriend.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Happy Birthdays (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie plans a surprise birthday party for George; an accident-prone employee (Sandra Bullock) returns to work at the factory.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Max's Big Adventure (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Who's Your Daddy? (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After discovering the father he thought dead might be alive, George resolves to find him regardless of the outcome.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Brand Job (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's friendship is severely tested when Caroline drags Max to a motivational business seminar to help brand their cupcake business.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Model Apartment (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Supermodels Lily Aldridge and Martha Hunt rent Max and Caroline's apartment for a fun girls' weekend.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And a Loan for Christmas (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline obtain a bank loan to mass-produce their cupcake T-shirts so they can sell them at high-end boutiques. Meanwhile, the diner gang poses in Chestnut's barn for a holiday decorating contest Sophie entered.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Fun Factory (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline hire a factory to produce their cupcake T-shirts, but they become suspicious of the work conditions there due to the company's overly enthusiastic employees.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with Ross's Thing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One at the Beach, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Jellyfish, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Cat, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Cuffs, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.

TV-14

5:00 PM

One with the Ballroom Dancing, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. Phoebe wants to date her sexy massage client.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Joey's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend--but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

TV-14

6:00 PM

One with the Dirty Girl, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where Chandler Crosses the Line, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with Chandler in a Box, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One Where They're Going to Party!, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon declares his independence from Mary.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Wallace Shawn guest stars as Sheldon's college professor.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon faces his fear of a neighbor's dog.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon obsesses over Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon interferes in Meemaw's romantic relationships.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon dismantles the refrigerator to stop an annoying hum; and then must get a paper route to pay for the repairs.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Platonic Permutation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Now just friends, Sheldon and Amy spend Thanksgiving at the aquarium; a reluctant Wolowitz volunteers at a soup kitchen with Bernadette, Raj and Emily; and Penny realizes that Leonard knows a bit more about her than he's let on.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Earworm Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

God only knows what song is constantly playing in Sheldon's head, but it reminds him of Amy and leads to a surprising revelation. Meanwhile, she is back in the dating game.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Aug 16
12:00 AM

Opening Night Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Prof. Proton visits Sheldon in a dream and gives him Obi-Wan Kenobi-like advice about whether to go see the new "Star Wars" film or spend the time with newly reunited girlfriend Amy on her birthday.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Sales Call Sublimation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny entices Leonard to meet with a psychiatrist and the results are surprising; Stuart moves out of the Wolowitz house and Howard and Bernadette find themselves at a loss.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Meemaw Materialization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's grandmother, aka Meemaw, visits and there's friction between her and Amy, which intensifies after the elderly woman blurts out a secret about Sheldon.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Song of Knives and Fire, A (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Francine inject some much-needed fire into their relationship.

TV-14

3:30 AM

I Am The Jeans: The Gina Lavetti Story (DVS)

American Dad

Francine tries to be a better friend to one of Roger's personas who is selling her homemade jeans on TV. Stan and Steve swap eyebrows.

TV-14

6:30 AM

Token of Unappreciation (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George learns a lesson in company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Halloween Cheer (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George gets ready for his favorite spooky holiday while stressing over hiring a worker whose life is a complete disaster.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Token of Unappreciation (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George learns a lesson in company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Show Dyslexic The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George is compelled to confess something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max overcome a learning disability.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

And the Past and the Furious (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is shocked when she receives a Lamborghini for her birthday, which her father ordered for her four years ago. Meanwhile, Oleg plans something special for Sophie.

TV-14

11:00 AM

And the Move-in Meltdown (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max, Caroline, Earl and Han help Oleg move into Sophie's apartment, until she begins turning away all of his stuff.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Crime Ring (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are arrested for breaking into a cute guy's apartment to retrieve some rings Caroline left there after she spent the night.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Knock Off Knockout (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline get into a legal battle with two teens who knocked off their cupcake T-shirts and sold them.

TV-14

12:30 PM

One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Uterus, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.

TV-14

1:30 PM

One with the Embryos, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with Rachel's Crush, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Joey's Dirty Day, The (DVS)

Friends

Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot. Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favor.

TV-14

3:00 PM

One with All the Rugby, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Fake Party, The (DVS)

Friends

Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Free Porn, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

TV-14

4:30 PM

One with Rachel's New Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with All the Haste, The (DVS)

Friends

Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with All the Wedding Dresses, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Invitation, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Dr. Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins, and Mary is unhappy when the test results go to Sheldon's head.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr. Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church. Also, Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl that Sheldon is tutoring.

TV-14

Wednesday, Aug 17
12:00 AM

Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum, while George Sr. is forced to play therapist to Paige's bickering parents, Barry and Linda. Meanwhile, Mary, Georgie and Missy help Meemaw with a garage sale.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When Dr. Sturgis bonds with Paige, another ten-year-old genius, Sheldon's jealousy leads Meemaw to intervene. Meanwhile, Mary invites Paige's family over for a play date.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When Mary's faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Financial Secret and Fish Sauce, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When George Sr. asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide out at Tam's for his first sleepover.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Halloween Cheer (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George gets ready for his favorite spooky holiday while stressing over hiring a worker whose life is a complete disaster.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Unnatural, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer guest star as themselves.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Wedding Dance, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George gets more than he bargained for when he asks intoxicated Angie to slow dance with him at a backyard wedding.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

Charity (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

Meet the Cuban Parents (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

This Old Casa (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Valentine's Day Massacre, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

This Old Casa (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Super Bowl (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Valentine's Day Massacre, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Girl Fight (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

TV-PG

11:30 AM

George vs. George (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Great Unwashed (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline learn that one of their customers at the diner is a successful photographer who is keeping a secret.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Cupcake Captives (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Sophie's wedding is interrupted by a hostage situation. Meanwhile, Max and Caroline's cupcake business gets some unwanted attention when a tenant who is wearing one of their company's T-shirts is arrested.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Fat Cat (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's missing cat, Nancy, is returned by a handsome businessman; and Nancy comes home with a big surprise.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Zero Tolerance (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline get second jobs as a pastry chef and a hostess at a trendy restaurant to help pay off their bank loan.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Worst Best Man Ever, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One After Ross Says Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with All the Kissing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One-Hundredth, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Where Phoebe Hates PBS, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Kips, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.

TV-14

6:00 PM

One with the Yeti, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? Monica and Rachel meet a monster.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where Ross Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.

TV-14

7:30 PM

One with Ross' Sandwich, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Ep150 - Dynamite 8/17/2022 (DVS)

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers headlined by Hangman Page, Dr. Britt Baker, CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Chris Jericho, Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Adam Cole, Sting, Jade Cargill and many more.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon studies his family for a psychology project when their Thanksgiving dinner turns into a family fight after George Sr. is offered a job in Oklahoma.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Valentino Submergence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy celebrate Valentine's Day with an episode of Fun With Flags; Leonard and Penny feel the pangs of aging; Howard and Bernadette are surprised by what they find in their hot tub.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Positive Negative Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang learns Bernadette is pregnant and celebrate by singing karaoke. Meanwhile, Wolowitz freaks out over the pregnancy announcement and becomes convinced he must make more money to provide for the baby.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Application Deterioration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard reconsiders entering into a legal partnership with Leonard and Sheldon regarding the patent for the infinite persistence gyroscope. Also, the women offer Raj dating advice after Emily reaches out to him following their breakup.

TV-PG

Thursday, Aug 18
12:00 AM

Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Bazinga is born! When Sheldon learns that people with stunted childhoods can turn into social outcasts, he tries to act like a kid. Also, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis's relationship is tested when she teaches him how to drive.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

While Missy unknowingly becomes Sheldon's test subject, Georgie joins Mary's Bible study to spend more time with his crush, Veronica.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

While Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor to power the neighborhood, Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. Also, a university party gets heated when a colleague of Dr. Sturgis, Dr. Linkletter, flirts with Meemaw.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Kiss Is Just a Kiss, A (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie's sister makes a pass at George.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Profiles in Courage (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

While Missy unknowingly becomes Sheldon's test subject, Georgie joins Mary's Bible study to spend more time with his crush, Veronica.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

While Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor to power the neighborhood, Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. Also, a university party gets heated when a colleague of Dr. Sturgis, Dr. Linkletter, flirts with Meemaw.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

Kiss Is Just a Kiss, A (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie's sister makes a pass at George.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

Profiles in Courage (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

I Only Have Eyes for You (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

George Has Two Mommies (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

I Only Have Eyes for You (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Team Leader (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George Has Two Mommies (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Long Time No See (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Dubya, Dad, and Dating Pt. 1 (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the High Hook-Up (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max pursues a handsome new coworker at the restaurant, despite the owner's "no hook-up" rule.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Taste Test (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Sophie takes Max and Caroline shopping for their bridesmaid dresses, so the girls enlist the diner gang's help to hide the most hideous ones to avoid being utterly humiliated.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Look of the Irish (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline try to get work for Nash as a model in an effort to make some extra money acting as his managers. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg attempt to remain celibate for 30 days before their wedding.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Minor Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's attempt to break Nash into the modeling business is threatened when his mother arrives from Ireland to retrieve her son.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Inappropriate Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with All the Resolutions, The (DVS)

Friends

On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Chandler's Work Laugh, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Joey's Bag, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey wears a shoulder bag.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Everybody Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.

TV-14

4:30 PM

One with the Girl Who Hits Joey, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Cop, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.

TV-14

6:00 PM

One Where Rachel Smokes, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey and Ross' son audition for the same commercial but only one can get the part.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where Ross Can't Flirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with the Ride Along, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with the Ball, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Also, Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for Picture Day.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Math Emergency and Perky Palms, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis have their first fight when Dr. Sturgis marks a question wrong on Sheldon's test. Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he's out sick.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Things spiral out of control when Sheldon boycotts his favorite bread company and ends up on the local news. Meanwhile, Georgie offers Veronica a shoulder to cry on when she's dumped by her boyfriend.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Inspired by his hero, Albert Einstein, Sheldon tries his hand at the violin. Also, Mary and Meemaw secretly buy a pregnancy test when Mary thinks she's pregnant.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Robotic Manipulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard uses a robotic arm for his own pleasure, and Sheldon goes on a date with Amy Farrah Fowler, his first date ever, and Penny finds herself accompanying them.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Romance Resonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon makes a major scientific breakthrough, but he feels it may haunt him for the rest of career. Meanwhile, Howard makes a grand romantic gesture to Bernadette, which causes Penny to put more effort into her relationship with Leonard.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Friendship Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Things turn rocky between Sheldon and Wolowitz after a barrage of insults, and Bernadette steps in to mediate a peace. Meanwhile, Penny is offered a movie role that may prove embarrassing.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Gorilla Dissolution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A trying day at the movie shoot leaves Penny with questions about her life choices, so she decides to act on it; and caring for a bedridden Mrs. Wolowitz proves a challenge for Howard and Bernadette.

TV-PG

Friday, Aug 19
12:00 AM

Earworm Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

God only knows what song is constantly playing in Sheldon's head, but it reminds him of Amy and leads to a surprising revelation. Meanwhile, she is back in the dating game.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Long Distance Dissonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the Season 10 finale, Sheldon's former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is visiting Princeton, and the gang is extremely concerned.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Unhappy that school funds are going toward football rather than academics, Sheldon decides to run for class president.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Broken Heart and a Crock Monster, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

The Coopers help a brokenhearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Meanwhile, Sheldon pressures church members for donations when Mary takes him to work for a day.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

Dubya, Dad, and Dating Pt. 2 (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Feel the Burn (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Dubya, Dad, and Dating Pt. 2 (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Cuban Missus Crisis, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced, and George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Feel the Burn (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Carmen's Dating (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Split Decision (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Grate Expectations (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline help launch the opening of The High's new location at JFK airport. Meanwhile, Sophie learns that Oleg may have an ulterior motive for wanting to marry her.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Disappointing Unit (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Season 4 ends with Max and Caroline tasked with retrieving Sophie's wedding dress from airport customs and safely transporting it to the church in time for the nuptials.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Wrecking Ball (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Season 5 begins with Max and Caroline teaming up with the diner staff in a frantic attempt to keep their businesses open when the city targets Han's diner and their cupcake window for destruction.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Gym and Juice (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The shower at Max and Caroline's apartment breaks, so they get part-time jobs at a fancy gym's juice bar and enjoy free use of the locker room.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with Joey's Big Break, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One in Vegas Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One in Vegas Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One After Vegas, The (DVS)

Friends

Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Ross Hugs Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Ross' Denial, The (DVS)

Friends

Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, The (DVS)

Friends

Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Joey's Porsche, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where Phoebe Runs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with Ross's Teeth, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One Where Ross Got High, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Captain America: Civil War (DVS)

Political pressure mounts to install a system of accountability when the actions of the Avengers lead to collateral damage. The new status quo deeply divides members of the team. Captain America believes superheroes should remain free to defend humanity without government interference. Iron Man sharply disagrees and supports oversight. As the debate escalates into an all-out feud, Black Widow and Hawkeye must pick a side.

TV-14

8:30 PM

One with the Apothecary Table, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Family Plan (DVS)

American Dad

Francine reconnects with her birth family when she starts craving the experience of having a big family. Stan becomes a Picker based on his obsession with American Pickers.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Long Bomb, The (DVS)

American Dad

While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena. Roger pretends to be an escort.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Kloger (DVS)

American Dad

Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Steve tries to catch Hayley's pink eye to get out of doing a fitness test at school.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Garbage Stan (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father's old truck. Roger finds Hayley is a natural at bumper pool and brings her to play with the best player in town.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Captain America: Civil War (DVS)

Political pressure mounts to install a system of accountability when the actions of the Avengers lead to collateral damage. The new status quo deeply divides members of the team. Captain America believes superheroes should remain free to defend humanity without government interference. Iron Man sharply disagrees and supports oversight. As the debate escalates into an all-out feud, Black Widow and Hawkeye must pick a side.

TV-14

Saturday, Aug 20
1:23 AM

Rampage (DVS)

Primatologist Davis Okoye shares an unshakable bond with George, an extraordinarily intelligent, silverback gorilla that's been in his care since birth. When a rogue genetic experiment goes wrong, it causes George, a wolf and a reptile to grow to a monstrous size. As the mutated beasts embark on a path of destruction, Okoye teams up with a discredited genetic engineer and the military to secure an antidote and prevent a global catastrophe. Based on the video game.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Fantastic Four (DVS)

Mr. Fantastic, the Thing, the Human Torch and the Invisible Woman must harness their new superhuman abilities to prevent Doctor Doom from destroying the Earth.

TV-14

3:34 AM

Kong: Skull Island (DVS)

A diverse team of scientists, soldiers and adventurers unite to explore a mythical, uncharted island in the Pacific, as dangerous as it is beautiful. Cut off from everything they know, the team ventures into the domain of the mighty Kong, igniting the ultimate battle between man and nature. As their mission of discovery becomes one of survival, they must fight to escape a primal Eden in which humanity does not belong.

TV-14

4:23 AM

Rampage (DVS)

Primatologist Davis Okoye shares an unshakable bond with George, an extraordinarily intelligent, silverback gorilla that's been in his care since birth. When a rogue genetic experiment goes wrong, it causes George, a wolf and a reptile to grow to a monstrous size. As the mutated beasts embark on a path of destruction, Okoye teams up with a discredited genetic engineer and the military to secure an antidote and prevent a global catastrophe. Based on the video game.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Tumble Sleep Eat Repeat (DVS)

Wipeout

LARPers, worm farmers, and a pair of surfing siblings are among the dynamic duos battling it out on the Wipeout course for a $25,000 prize!

TV-14

6:34 AM

Kong: Skull Island (DVS)

A diverse team of scientists, soldiers and adventurers unite to explore a mythical, uncharted island in the Pacific, as dangerous as it is beautiful. Cut off from everything they know, the team ventures into the domain of the mighty Kong, igniting the ultimate battle between man and nature. As their mission of discovery becomes one of survival, they must fight to escape a primal Eden in which humanity does not belong.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Wipe-pedia Vol.1 (DVS)

Wipeout

Celebrity impersonators, helicopter pilots and shredded newlyweds all walk into a bar: our Sweeper bar, that is. The team that can conquer our most challenging course in history will take home the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

8:00 AM

Talented Mr. Dingleberry, The (DVS)

American Dad

Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show. Stan, Hayley and Klaus start their own local honey business.

TV-14

8:30 AM

Paranoid_Frandroid (DVS)

American Dad

Francine becomes a conspiracy theorist. Klaus & Steve help Snot pimp out his new room.

TV-14

9:00 AM

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (DVS)

Luke Skywalker and his loyal band team up to do battle with Empire's forces who decide to enact revenge. Yet, Luke is empowered by the Jedi master Yoda in learning to master the "Force", something he will need when he meets Darth Vader in a startling confrontation.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Wipe-pedia Vol.1 (DVS)

Wipeout

Celebrity impersonators, helicopter pilots and shredded newlyweds all walk into a bar: our Sweeper bar, that is. The team that can conquer our most challenging course in history will take home the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Talented Mr. Dingleberry, The (DVS)

American Dad

Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show. Stan, Hayley and Klaus start their own local honey business.

TV-14

11:30 AM

Paranoid_Frandroid (DVS)

American Dad

Francine becomes a conspiracy theorist. Klaus & Steve help Snot pimp out his new room.

TV-14

11:47 AM

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (DVS)

The First Order, risen from the ashes of the defeated Empire, seeks to destroy the last remaining Jedi, Luke Skywalker, who has gone missing. Skywalker's former pupil, evil Kylo Ren, leads the hunt while the Resistance races to find Skywalker first. General Leia Organa guides heroic newcomers, including Rey, defected Stormtrooper Finn, pilot Poe Dameron, and globular droid BB-8, along with Han Solo and Chewbacca, as the dark side clashes with the light over the fate of the galaxy.

TV-14

12:00 PM

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (DVS)

Luke Skywalker and his loyal band team up to do battle with Empire's forces who decide to enact revenge. Yet, Luke is empowered by the Jedi master Yoda in learning to master the "Force", something he will need when he meets Darth Vader in a startling confrontation.

TV-PG

2:38 PM

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (DVS)

Rey develops her newly-discovered abilities with the guidance of Luke Skywalker, who is unsettled by the strength of her powers. Meanwhile, the Resistance prepare to do battle with the First Order.

TV-14

2:47 PM

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (DVS)

The First Order, risen from the ashes of the defeated Empire, seeks to destroy the last remaining Jedi, Luke Skywalker, who has gone missing. Skywalker's former pupil, evil Kylo Ren, leads the hunt while the Resistance races to find Skywalker first. General Leia Organa guides heroic newcomers, including Rey, defected Stormtrooper Finn, pilot Poe Dameron, and globular droid BB-8, along with Han Solo and Chewbacca, as the dark side clashes with the light over the fate of the galaxy.

TV-14

5:38 PM

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (DVS)

Rey develops her newly-discovered abilities with the guidance of Luke Skywalker, who is unsettled by the strength of her powers. Meanwhile, the Resistance prepare to do battle with the First Order.

TV-14

5:56 PM

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (DVS)

When it's discovered that the evil Emperor Palpatine did not die at the hands of Darth Vader, the rebels must race against the clock to find out his whereabouts. Finn and Poe lead the Resistance to put a stop to the First Order's plans to form a new Empire, while Rey anticipates her inevitable confrontation with Kylo Ren.

TV-14

8:56 PM

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (DVS)

When it's discovered that the evil Emperor Palpatine did not die at the hands of Darth Vader, the rebels must race against the clock to find out his whereabouts. Finn and Poe lead the Resistance to put a stop to the First Order's plans to form a new Empire, while Rey anticipates her inevitable confrontation with Kylo Ren.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Russian Rocket Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Leonard get invited to a housewarming party at WIL WHEATON's house; while Howard gets an out-of-this-world opportunity!

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Comic Book Store Regeneration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amid the excitement of Stuart reopening his comic-book store, Howard gets some unsettling news; and after teaching Sheldon how to "let it go," Penny doesn't practice what she preaches when she learns something maddening about Amy.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Skywalker Incursion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A speaking engagement at UC Berkeley puts Leonard and Sheldon in a galaxy not too far, far away from their idol George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch, and they considrer dropping by.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Application Deterioration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard reconsiders entering into a legal partnership with Leonard and Sheldon regarding the patent for the infinite persistence gyroscope. Also, the women offer Raj dating advice after Emily reaches out to him following their breakup.

TV-PG

Sunday, Aug 21
12:00 AM

Russian Rocket Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Leonard get invited to a housewarming party at WIL WHEATON's house; while Howard gets an out-of-this-world opportunity!

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Comic Book Store Regeneration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amid the excitement of Stuart reopening his comic-book store, Howard gets some unsettling news; and after teaching Sheldon how to "let it go," Penny doesn't practice what she preaches when she learns something maddening about Amy.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Skywalker Incursion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A speaking engagement at UC Berkeley puts Leonard and Sheldon in a galaxy not too far, far away from their idol George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch, and they considrer dropping by.

TV-PG

1:15 AM

Bad Boys II (DVS)

The action and comedy never stop when superstars Martin Lawrence and Will Smith reunite as out-of-control trash-talking buddy cops. Bullets fly, cars crash, and laughs explode as they pursue a whacked-out drug lord from the streets of Miami to the barrios of Cuba.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Application Deterioration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard reconsiders entering into a legal partnership with Leonard and Sheldon regarding the patent for the infinite persistence gyroscope. Also, the women offer Raj dating advice after Emily reaches out to him following their breakup.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

Role Models (DVS)

Two salesmen, Wheeler and Danny, trash a company truck on an energy drink-fueled bender. Upon their arrest, the court gives them a choice: do hard time or spend 150 service hours with a mentorship program. After one day with the kids, however, jail doesn't look half bad. Surrounded by annoying do-gooders, Danny struggles with every neurotic impulse to guide Augie through the trials of becoming a man. Unfortunately, the guy just dumped by his girlfriend has only sarcasm to offer a bashful 16-year-old obsessed with medieval role play. Meanwhile, charming Wheeler tries to trade in an addiction to partying and women to assist a fifth-grader named Ronnie in redirecting his foul-mouthed ways. It would probably help if Ronnie's new mentor wasn't an overgrown adolescent whose idea of quality time includes keggers in Venice Beach. Once the center's ex-con director gives them an ultimatum, Danny and Wheeler are forced to tailor their brand of immature wisdom to their charges. And if they can just make it through probation without getting thrown in jail, the world's worst role models will prove that, sometimes, it takes a village idiot to raise a child.

TV-14

4:15 AM

Bad Boys II (DVS)

The action and comedy never stop when superstars Martin Lawrence and Will Smith reunite as out-of-control trash-talking buddy cops. Bullets fly, cars crash, and laughs explode as they pursue a whacked-out drug lord from the streets of Miami to the barrios of Cuba.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Role Models (DVS)

Two salesmen, Wheeler and Danny, trash a company truck on an energy drink-fueled bender. Upon their arrest, the court gives them a choice: do hard time or spend 150 service hours with a mentorship program. After one day with the kids, however, jail doesn't look half bad. Surrounded by annoying do-gooders, Danny struggles with every neurotic impulse to guide Augie through the trials of becoming a man. Unfortunately, the guy just dumped by his girlfriend has only sarcasm to offer a bashful 16-year-old obsessed with medieval role play. Meanwhile, charming Wheeler tries to trade in an addiction to partying and women to assist a fifth-grader named Ronnie in redirecting his foul-mouthed ways. It would probably help if Ronnie's new mentor wasn't an overgrown adolescent whose idea of quality time includes keggers in Venice Beach. Once the center's ex-con director gives them an ultimatum, Danny and Wheeler are forced to tailor their brand of immature wisdom to their charges. And if they can just make it through probation without getting thrown in jail, the world's worst role models will prove that, sometimes, it takes a village idiot to raise a child.

TV-14

8:00 AM

Census of the Lambs, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley and Stan compete while collecting data for the US Census. Klaus inherits a camera and has Steve and his friends model for him.

TV-14

8:30 AM

Shell Game (DVS)

American Dad

Steve sets out to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order. Francine buys a new pasta sauce and the family starts changing.

TV-14

9:00 AM

Get Ship Faced (DVS)

Wipeout

It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers, and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!

TV-14

9:30 AM

(You Gotta) Strike for Your Right (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley witnesses harsh working conditions at the CIA and encourages action.

TV-14

10:00 AM

Betting Battle (DVS)

Wipeout

The stakes have never been higher as John and Nicole place bets on which teams they think will crush the Wipeout course and take home $25,000!

TV-14

10:30 AM

One with the Joke, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Chandler bicker over which of them created a raunchy joke. Phoebe antagonizes Monica and Rachel with her candor. Joey reluctantly takes a waiter job at Central Perk.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Census of the Lambs, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley and Stan compete while collecting data for the US Census. Klaus inherits a camera and has Steve and his friends model for him.

TV-14

11:30 AM

Shell Game (DVS)

American Dad

Steve sets out to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order. Francine buys a new pasta sauce and the family starts changing.

TV-14

12:00 PM

Mural of the Story, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley becomes a town outcast after Stan ruins a town mural. Steve attends clown school.

TV-14

1:00 PM

Klaustastrophe.tv (DVS)

American Dad

Stan deals with childhood issues of abandonment. Klaus starts a website to embarrass the Smith family about their fails.

TV-14

1:30 PM

One with the Joke, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Chandler bicker over which of them created a raunchy joke. Phoebe antagonizes Monica and Rachel with her candor. Joey reluctantly takes a waiter job at Central Perk.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with Rachel's Sister Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Cry Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?

TV-PG

2:45 PM

Change-Up, The (DVS)

Growing up together, Mitch and Dave were inseparable best friends, but as the years have passed they've slowly drifted apart. While Dave is an overworked lawyer, husband and father of three, Mitch has remained a single, quasi-employed man-child who has never met a responsibility he liked. To Mitch, Dave has it all: beautiful wife Jamie, kids who adore him and a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. To Dave, living Mitch's stress free life without obligation or consequence would be a dream come true. Following a drunken night out together, Mitch and Dave's worlds are turned upside down when they wake up in each other's bodies and proceed to freak out. Despite the freedom from their normal routines and habits, the guys soon discover that each other's lives are nowhere near as rosy as they once seemed. Further complicating matters are Dave's sexy legal associate, Sabrina, and Mitch's estranged father. With time not on their side, Mitch and Dave struggle to avoid completely destroying each other's lives before they can find a way to get their old ones back.

TV-14

3:00 PM

One with Unagi, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica. Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Joey hires a look-alike.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Role Models (DVS)

Two salesmen, Wheeler and Danny, trash a company truck on an energy drink-fueled bender. Upon their arrest, the court gives them a choice: do hard time or spend 150 service hours with a mentorship program. After one day with the kids, however, jail doesn't look half bad. Surrounded by annoying do-gooders, Danny struggles with every neurotic impulse to guide Augie through the trials of becoming a man. Unfortunately, the guy just dumped by his girlfriend has only sarcasm to offer a bashful 16-year-old obsessed with medieval role play. Meanwhile, charming Wheeler tries to trade in an addiction to partying and women to assist a fifth-grader named Ronnie in redirecting his foul-mouthed ways. It would probably help if Ronnie's new mentor wasn't an overgrown adolescent whose idea of quality time includes keggers in Venice Beach. Once the center's ex-con director gives them an ultimatum, Danny and Wheeler are forced to tailor their brand of immature wisdom to their charges. And if they can just make it through probation without getting thrown in jail, the world's worst role models will prove that, sometimes, it takes a village idiot to raise a child.

TV-14

5:45 PM

Change-Up, The (DVS)

Growing up together, Mitch and Dave were inseparable best friends, but as the years have passed they've slowly drifted apart. While Dave is an overworked lawyer, husband and father of three, Mitch has remained a single, quasi-employed man-child who has never met a responsibility he liked. To Mitch, Dave has it all: beautiful wife Jamie, kids who adore him and a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. To Dave, living Mitch's stress free life without obligation or consequence would be a dream come true. Following a drunken night out together, Mitch and Dave's worlds are turned upside down when they wake up in each other's bodies and proceed to freak out. Despite the freedom from their normal routines and habits, the guys soon discover that each other's lives are nowhere near as rosy as they once seemed. Further complicating matters are Dave's sexy legal associate, Sabrina, and Mitch's estranged father. With time not on their side, Mitch and Dave struggle to avoid completely destroying each other's lives before they can find a way to get their old ones back.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Conjugal Conjecture, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 10 premiere, the gang deals with the awkward aftermath of an overnight liaison between Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father. Meanwhile, Penny's dysfunctional family is in town for the wedding, including her neurotic mom and drug dealer brother.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

Military Miniaturization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys heads are in a spin when an Air Force bigwig approaches them about their revolutionary gyroscope invention; and Bernadette is upset with Penny after she accidentally leaks a secret to the mom-to-be's coworkers about her being pregnant.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Role Models (DVS)

Two salesmen, Wheeler and Danny, trash a company truck on an energy drink-fueled bender. Upon their arrest, the court gives them a choice: do hard time or spend 150 service hours with a mentorship program. After one day with the kids, however, jail doesn't look half bad. Surrounded by annoying do-gooders, Danny struggles with every neurotic impulse to guide Augie through the trials of becoming a man. Unfortunately, the guy just dumped by his girlfriend has only sarcasm to offer a bashful 16-year-old obsessed with medieval role play. Meanwhile, charming Wheeler tries to trade in an addiction to partying and women to assist a fifth-grader named Ronnie in redirecting his foul-mouthed ways. It would probably help if Ronnie's new mentor wasn't an overgrown adolescent whose idea of quality time includes keggers in Venice Beach. Once the center's ex-con director gives them an ultimatum, Danny and Wheeler are forced to tailor their brand of immature wisdom to their charges. And if they can just make it through probation without getting thrown in jail, the world's worst role models will prove that, sometimes, it takes a village idiot to raise a child.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Cohabitation Experimentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy decide to move in together when her apartment floods. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette become upset when Raj learns the gender of their baby before they do.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Hot Tub Contamination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy and Sheldon's live-in relationship may be in the toilet after he accuses her of not following the bathroom schedule. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette's secret stay-cation is interrupted by interfering interlopers who are sneaking into their hot tub.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Fetal Kick Catalyst, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Feeling his fetal offspring kick sends Howard on a baby-items buying binge with Raj; Sheldon and Amy host a brunch in their new digs; and Penny, by virtue of her virtuoso performance in "Serial Apist," is invited to a sci-fi convention.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Conjugal Conjecture, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 10 premiere, the gang deals with the awkward aftermath of an overnight liaison between Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father. Meanwhile, Penny's dysfunctional family is in town for the wedding, including her neurotic mom and drug dealer brother.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Friends with Benefits (DVS)

Dylan is done with relationships. Jamie decides to stop buying into the Hollywood clichés of true love. When the two become friends they decide to try something new and take advantage of their mutual attraction - but without any emotional attachment. The physical pleasure but without the entanglements. However, they soon realize romantic comedy stereotypes might exist for a reason.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Dependence Transcendence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard and Leonard are putting in late nights at work and Sheldon is having trouble keeping up; Raj and a pregnant Bernadette spend a day together; and Penny and Amy take in a faculty party.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Cohabitation Experimentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy decide to move in together when her apartment floods. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette become upset when Raj learns the gender of their baby before they do.

TV-PG

Monday, Aug 22
12:00 AM

Hot Tub Contamination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy and Sheldon's live-in relationship may be in the toilet after he accuses her of not following the bathroom schedule. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette's secret stay-cation is interrupted by interfering interlopers who are sneaking into their hot tub.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Fetal Kick Catalyst, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Feeling his fetal offspring kick sends Howard on a baby-items buying binge with Raj; Sheldon and Amy host a brunch in their new digs; and Penny, by virtue of her virtuoso performance in "Serial Apist," is invited to a sci-fi convention.

TV-PG

12:45 AM

Ocean's Eight (DVS)

Five years, eight months, 12 days and counting -- that's how long Debbie Ocean has been devising the biggest heist of her life. She knows what it's going to take -- a team of the best people in the field, starting with her partner-in-crime Lou Miller. Together, they recruit a crew of specialists, including jeweler Amita, street con Constance, suburban mom Tammy, hacker Nine Ball, and fashion designer Rose. Their target -- a necklace that's worth more than $150 million.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Friends with Benefits (DVS)

Dylan is done with relationships. Jamie decides to stop buying into the Hollywood clichés of true love. When the two become friends they decide to try something new and take advantage of their mutual attraction - but without any emotional attachment. The physical pleasure but without the entanglements. However, they soon realize romantic comedy stereotypes might exist for a reason.

TV-14

3:45 AM

Ocean's Eight (DVS)

Five years, eight months, 12 days and counting -- that's how long Debbie Ocean has been devising the biggest heist of her life. She knows what it's going to take -- a team of the best people in the field, starting with her partner-in-crime Lou Miller. Together, they recruit a crew of specialists, including jeweler Amita, street con Constance, suburban mom Tammy, hacker Nine Ball, and fashion designer Rose. Their target -- a necklace that's worth more than $150 million.

TV-14

6:30 AM

No One Gets Out Alive (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

Bringing Home the Bacon (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Fishing Cubans (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

And the Inside Outside Situation (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's cupcake shop is boycotted after they refuse to sell cupcakes to an artist who wants to put cocktail weenies in them.

TV-14

10:00 AM

Bringing Home the Bacon (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Fishing Cubans (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney? (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Mementos (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Maybe Baby (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls run into Caroline's newly engaged ex, Candy Andy, and Caroline offers to make his wedding cake. Later, when she sees Andy's seemingly perfect relationship and how he supports his fiancee's career, she wonders if she should have stayed with him.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Inside Outside Situation (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's cupcake shop is boycotted after they refuse to sell cupcakes to an artist who wants to put cocktail weenies in them.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Escape Room (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han believes his diner employees are not working together as a team, so he insists they all attend a mandatory night out at the Escape Room club.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Not Regular Down There (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max is puzzled and curious when her new beau expresses hesitations about intimacy because he is "not regular down there." Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg struggle to get pregnant.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends fantasize Rachel and Ross are in respective loveless marriages. Monica is an overweight virgin. Poor Chandler works for television star Joey, and Phoebe is an overstressed stockbroker.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol; Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness; Rachel learns the truth about her husband; and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.

TV-14

3:00 PM

One Where Ross Dates a Student, The (DVS)

Friends

When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Joey's Fridge, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The (DVS)

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Where Paul's the Man, The (DVS)

Friends

Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Ring, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Proposal Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler plans to propose to Monica.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Proposal Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with Monica's Thunder, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone but Rachel and Ross upstage her. Chandler has trouble making love.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with Rachel's Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Meanwhile, Meemaw learns more about Dr. Sturgis's past, and Georgie's desire for cable TV leads to a standoff between him and his dad.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary worries about Sheldon's mental health.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon takes his education into his own hands.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon leaves town after a fight with Meemaw and his parents.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

On a science break, Sheldon discovers The Lord of the Rings.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Dr. Sturgis returns from the mental hospital.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Veracity Elasticity, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In order to remain Sheldon's roomie, Amy fibs about repairs being made to her apartment. Later, they present a episode of "Fun with Flags" in Penny's apartment.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Brain Bowl Incubation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A successful gene experiment leaves Sheldon excited to procreate with Amy, and he pulls out all stops to get her on board. Meanwhile, Raj is reluctant to reveal what the new woman in his life does for a living.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Aug 23
12:00 AM

Geology Elevation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A geologist coworker's MacArthur Genius fellowship award leaves Sheldon stone cold jealous. Meanwhile, Howard stumbles upon a remote-control Stephen Hawking action figure that he invented. Hawking appears as himself.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Property Division Collision, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A great divide develops between Sheldon and Leonard when it comes time to divvy up their shared belongings. Meanwhile, with Bernadette heading into her pregnancy homestretch, Raj and Stuart battle to be the one providing her the most help.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Holiday Summation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Rabbit Ears (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gets obsessed with a 1960's television show after picking up a secondhand TV. Roger decides to live as a baby and the family cares for him.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Lost Boys (DVS)

American Dad

Roger breaks up Steve's friendship with Snot, Barry & Toshi. Jeff realizes he has a flair for house flipping and gets Stan, Francine and Hayley involved.

TV-14

6:30 AM

Christmas Punch (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Trouble with Ricky, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Christmas Punch (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Why You Crying? (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

And the Coming Out Party (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's grandmother Astrid awakens from a coma with no knowledge of her family's massive money scandal, so Caroline tries to keep the truth from her a bit longer by giving Astrid one last fancy luncheon.

TV-14

11:00 AM

And the Basketball Jones (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max & Caroline interfere with a basketball game in an attempt to promote their cupcakes, but the chaos that ensues threatens to ruin their business' reputation.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Sax Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Earl is crushed when he is not invited to play with his old jazz band at their reunion show, so the diner gang join forces to help get Earl back performing on stage.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the No New Friends (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline falls in with the wrong crowd when she tries to make new friends after Max reconnects with an old friend.

TV-14

12:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Cookies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with Rachel's Assistant, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Engagement Picture, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Nap Partners, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honor but Monica doesn't want to make the decision. Chandler tries to apologize to a girlfriend from his youth.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Ross's Library Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's irrational fear causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute dog. Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with All the Candy, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Holiday Armadillo, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey .

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with All the Cheesecakes, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's former boyfriend returns for one night only but Joey could ruin their plans. Monica plots revenge on her cousin's wedding day.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Where They're Up All Night, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where Rosita Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One Where They All Turn Thirty, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon faces his fear of the swimming pool.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Live Chicken, A Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Aug 24
12:00 AM

Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon catches Paige shoplifting.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George and Georgie go camping with Meemaw's boyfriends.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Parasol and a Hell of an Arm, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Missy tries out for the baseball team.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon starts the first internet flame war.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George and Dr. Sturgis have male-bonding time.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Trouble with Ricky, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Benny and Randy (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny's boyfriend, Randy, starts getting too serious about love.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

Jason Tutors Max (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

Angie Gets Tanked (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

Art of Boxing, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

George's House of Cards (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

She Drives Me Crazy (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

George's House of Cards (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Dance Fever (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

She Drives Me Crazy (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George Goes to Disneyland (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Bachelor Party (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Accident-prone Amy returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Booth Babes (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline sign up for Booth Babes in order to get into a large gaming convention for free. Once inside, they discover Han's friend created video game characters based on them so they demand compensation.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Story Telling Show (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline shares her riches-to-rags life story on stage at a storytelling night and captures the attention of a Hollywood studio executive. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg search for a surrogate.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Lost Baggage (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max tags along with Caroline as she travels to Los Angeles on a film studio's dime to discuss the idea of making her riches-to-rags life story into a movie. While there, Max loses her luggage but finds a new crush.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And You Bet Your Ass (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline meets with studio writers in an effort to make her life story into a movie but she is torn when they reveal they would not portray Max in the project. Meanwhile, Max is spoiled by her new Hollywood beau.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with Joey's New Brain, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's character on a daytime drama becomes more prominent to the chagrin of the show's diva star. Phoebe and Rachel argue over who should return a sexy man's misplaced cell phone to him.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Truth About London, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Cheap Wedding Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Joey's Award, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey overreacts at a daytime drama awards show.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with Ross & Monica's Cousin, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Rachel's Big Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister. Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Vows, The (DVS)

Friends

As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Chandler's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father. Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One After I Do, The (DVS)

Friends

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with the Red Sweater, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Ep151 - Dynamite 8/24/2022 (DVS)

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers headlined by Hangman Page, Dr. Britt Baker, CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Chris Jericho, Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Adam Cole, Sting, Jade Cargill and many more.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Slump, A Cross and Roadside Gravel, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Georgie bond over a money-making opportunity.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Romance Recalibration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

After a marital disagreement, Penny takes off for a spa weekend with Amy, and Sheldon steps in to play peacemaker for the squabbling newlyweds. Meanwhile, Howard and Raj do battle with a noisy floor in the baby's room.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Emotion Detection Automation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon learns about an MIT invention that can help read people's emotions and decides to test it. Meanwhile, Leonard has trouble hiding his emotions when Penny announces her brother is going to visit; and Raj gathers former girlfriends to ask for their dating advice.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

CHAMPIONS: The Slugfest Part 3 (DVS)

BattleBots

Eight hopefuls slug it out to the death for the right to take on Rotator. The winner will compete for the exclusive Golden Bolt. Will Rotator live up to its reputation or will another bot triumph and join the group of champions?

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Allowance Evaporation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy is incensed when she discovers Sheldon has shared intimate relationship information with people at the University; and Raj is knocked for a loop when his father stops sending financial support.

TV-PG

Thursday, Aug 25
12:00 AM

Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Pasadena (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon visits CalTech for the very first time.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

CHAMPIONS: The Slugfest Part 3 (DVS)

BattleBots

Eight hopefuls slug it out to the death for the right to take on Rotator. The winner will compete for the exclusive Golden Bolt. Will Rotator live up to its reputation or will another bot triumph and join the group of champions?

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George accidentally sends the school librarian to the hospital.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Wrecking Ball (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

What George Doesn't Noah (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen's friend Noah goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Pasadena (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon visits CalTech for the very first time.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George accidentally sends the school librarian to the hospital.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

Wrecking Ball (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

What George Doesn't Noah (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen's friend Noah goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

Landlord Almighty (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Home Sweet Homeschool (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Landlord Almighty (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George of the Rings (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Home Sweet Homeschool (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Leave It to Lopez (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

One with the Videotape, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Great Escape (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline lose Randy's dog while pet-sitting and risk their lives to find him, while a cannibalistic serial killer is loose in their neighborhood.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Pity Party Bus (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline signs away the rights to her life story so it can be turned into a movie. Meanwhile, Max is heartbroken when Randy breaks up with her via his therapist, so Caroline rents a party bus in an attempt to cheer her up.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Show Don't Tell (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls go to see Martin perform in a prison musical, where they tell him they plan to open a dessert bar with Caroline's money.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Loophole (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls look for a bigger space for their dessert bar, so Han refers them to a realtor who has a crush on him; Max is surprised when Randy wants to mend their relationship.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One Where Rachel Tells..., The (DVS)

Friends

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with the Videotape, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Rachel's Date, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Halloween Party, The (DVS)

Friends

At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Stain, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Stripper, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Rumor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica encounters a high-school friend and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Monica's Boots, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Ross' Step Forward, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where Joey Dates Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with the Secret Closet, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon sets out to find the perfect neighbors.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist's office.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon discovers Mary's been keeping a secret about him.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Graduation (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

After graduating high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college. Also, Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Docent, a Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon gets his dream summer job at the local train museum. Also, George and Missy bond when Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood, and Georgie discovers Mary's guilty pleasure.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Allowance Evaporation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy is incensed when she discovers Sheldon has shared intimate relationship information with people at the University; and Raj is knocked for a loop when his father stops sending financial support.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Comic-Con Conundrum, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Without financial backing from his father, Raj finds himself in a cash crunch and turns to Sheldon to help him get his head above water. Meanwhile, Penny considers crashing the guys' annual Comic-Con getaway.

TV-PG