DVS Offerings

Thursday, Jan 27
12:00 AM

Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George and Dr. Sturgis have male-bonding time.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon faces his fear of the swimming pool.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Bulls. Balls and Falls (DVS)

Go-Big Show

From leaping wild bulls to parkour skating and a very painful and unique talent, six more amazing competitors stretch the bounds of what's possible in an attempt to reach the semifinals and a shot at the $100,000 prize. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon starts the first internet flame war.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's, The (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

The University tries to recruit Sheldon, through George.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George and Dr. Sturgis have male-bonding time.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon faces his fear of the swimming pool.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

It's Gonna Be a Bloodbath (DVS)

Misery Index, The

Sweat bees in the eyes, one girl's battle with the zombie apocalypse and why you should never inject your privates with petroleum jelly! It's all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

7:30 AM

I'd Say Sex With a Nun! (DVS)

Misery Index, The

A priest and nun have some late-night fun, a truckload of glass flattens a motorcyclist, and an Englishman with a with very weird horse fetish - and that's just a small taste of this insanely funny episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Childhood Not Included (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline accidentally loses one of Han's expensive fish while cleaning the tank, so Max considers selling a sentimental gift from her mother in order to replace the fish.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Old Bike Yarn (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline takes an abandoned bicycle to start a delivery service for their cupcake business but soon discovers that Max doesn't know how to ride one.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Brand Job (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's friendship is severely tested when Caroline drags Max to a motivational business seminar to help brand their cupcake business.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Model Apartment (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Supermodels Lily Aldridge and Martha Hunt rent Max and Caroline's apartment for a fun girls' weekend.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One Where Phoebe Runs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Ross's Teeth, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Ross Got High, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Routine, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Apothecary Table, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Joke, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Chandler bicker over which of them created a raunchy joke. Phoebe antagonizes Monica and Rachel with her candor. Joey reluctantly takes a waiter job at Central Perk.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Rachel's Sister Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Cry Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Unagi, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica. Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Joey hires a look-alike.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends fantasize Rachel and Ross are in respective loveless marriages. Monica is an overweight virgin. Poor Chandler works for television star Joey, and Phoebe is an overstressed stockbroker.

TV-14

7:00 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol; Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness; Rachel learns the truth about her husband; and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.

TV-14

7:30 PM

One Where Ross Dates a Student, The (DVS)

Friends

When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Live Chicken, A Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon catches Paige shoplifting.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

No Pain, No Gain (DVS)

Go-Big Show

This week our acts go further than ever before in pursuit of a shot at the $100,000 prize. Whether stretching skin, hair, or the limits of car safety, they're redefining danger on TV's most extreme talent show. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer

TV-14

9:30 PM

Recollection Dissipation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is working overtime and pushing himself to the limit when he collaborates on projects with Leonard and Howard, and another one with Amy, all on the same day. Bernadette's maternity leave is running out and she must face going back to work.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Separation Agitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leaving baby Halley in day care proves to be tough for Bernadette after she starts back to work; and geologist Bert digs up a girlfriend, but some of his colleagues think she's a golddigger.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

No Pain, No Gain (DVS)

Go-Big Show

This week our acts go further than ever before in pursuit of a shot at the $100,000 prize. Whether stretching skin, hair, or the limits of car safety, they're redefining danger on TV's most extreme talent show. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer

TV-14

11:00 PM

Gyroscopic Collapse, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz celebrate the successful completion of their top-secret military project, until an unpleasant surprise leaves their heads spinning. Amy considers an offer of a summer position as a visiting researcher.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Long Distance Dissonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the Season 10 finale, Sheldon's former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is visiting Princeton, and the gang is extremely concerned.

TV-PG

Friday, Jan 28
12:00 AM

No Pain, No Gain (DVS)

Go-Big Show

This week our acts go further than ever before in pursuit of a shot at the $100,000 prize. Whether stretching skin, hair, or the limits of car safety, they're redefining danger on TV's most extreme talent show. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer

TV-14

12:30 AM

Slump, A Cross and Roadside Gravel, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Georgie bond over a money-making opportunity.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

No Pain, No Gain (DVS)

Go-Big Show

This week our acts go further than ever before in pursuit of a shot at the $100,000 prize. Whether stretching skin, hair, or the limits of car safety, they're redefining danger on TV's most extreme talent show. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer

TV-14

3:30 AM

Slump, A Cross and Roadside Gravel, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Georgie bond over a money-making opportunity.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Long Time No See (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George Has Two Mommies (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Long Time No See (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Dubya, Dad, and Dating Pt. 1 (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Dubya, Dad, and Dating Pt. 2 (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Crime Ring (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are arrested for breaking into a cute guy's apartment to retrieve some rings Caroline left there after she spent the night.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And a Loan for Christmas (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline obtain a bank loan to mass-produce their cupcake T-shirts so they can sell them at high-end boutiques. Meanwhile, the diner gang poses in Chestnut's barn for a holiday decorating contest Sophie entered.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Fun Factory (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline hire a factory to produce their cupcake T-shirts, but they become suspicious of the work conditions there due to the company's overly enthusiastic employees.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Past and the Furious (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is shocked when she receives a Lamborghini for her birthday, which her father ordered for her four years ago. Meanwhile, Oleg plans something special for Sophie.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with Joey's Fridge, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The (DVS)

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Paul's the Man, The (DVS)

Friends

Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Ring, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Proposal Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler plans to propose to Monica.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Nips, Flips 'n' Dips (DVS)

Wipeout

This week on Wipeout will have you saying OH DEER! Bambi makes an appearance along with middle school sweethearts and church camp counselors all for a shot of winning the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

5:30 PM

One with Monica's Thunder, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone but Rachel and Ross upstage her. Chandler has trouble making love.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Rachel's Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Cookies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with Rachel's Assistant, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with the Engagement Picture, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Captain Marvel (DVS)

Captain Marvel is an extraterrestrial Kree warrior who finds herself caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between her people and the Skrulls. Living on Earth in 1995, she keeps having recurring memories of another life as U.S. Air Force pilot Carol Danvers. With help from Nick Fury, Captain Marvel tries to uncover the secrets of her past while harnessing her special superpowers to end the war with the evil Skrulls. Based on the comic books.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Great Space Roaster (DVS)

American Dad

It is Roger's birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but Roger takes the cruel jokes to heart and goes on a rampage against the Smith family.

TV-14

9:30 PM

100 A.D. (DVS)

American Dad

When Hayley and her old boyfriend, Jeff, elope, Stan freaks out and offers a reward to anyone who can stop them, sparking a wild goose chase throughout town. Though Reginald attempts to get involved, he ends up fighting with Bullock over the man's time with Halley. Roger and Steve are on the case to find Hayley and Jeff as "Wheels and the Legman."

TV-14

10:00 PM

Son of Stan (DVS)

American Dad

After Stan creates a clone of Steve, Francine and Stan compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. Meanwhile, Roger tracks down the AWOL bride and groom in Thailand.

TV-14

10:26 PM

Fantastic Four (DVS)

Mr. Fantastic, the Thing, the Human Torch and the Invisible Woman must harness their new superhuman abilities to prevent Doctor Doom from destroying the Earth.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls (DVS)

American Dad

After hosting the scariest haunted house in the neighborhood for years, Stan is threatened by a competitive neighbor.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Captain Marvel (DVS)

Captain Marvel is an extraterrestrial Kree warrior who finds herself caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between her people and the Skrulls. Living on Earth in 1995, she keeps having recurring memories of another life as U.S. Air Force pilot Carol Danvers. With help from Nick Fury, Captain Marvel tries to uncover the secrets of her past while harnessing her special superpowers to end the war with the evil Skrulls. Based on the comic books.

TV-14

Saturday, Jan 29
12:49 AM

Captain Marvel (DVS)

Captain Marvel is an extraterrestrial Kree warrior who finds herself caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between her people and the Skrulls. Living on Earth in 1995, she keeps having recurring memories of another life as U.S. Air Force pilot Carol Danvers. With help from Nick Fury, Captain Marvel tries to uncover the secrets of her past while harnessing her special superpowers to end the war with the evil Skrulls. Based on the comic books.

TV-14

1:26 AM

Fantastic Four (DVS)

Mr. Fantastic, the Thing, the Human Torch and the Invisible Woman must harness their new superhuman abilities to prevent Doctor Doom from destroying the Earth.

TV-14

3:28 AM

Fantastic Four (DVS)

Mr. Fantastic, the Thing, the Human Torch and the Invisible Woman must harness their new superhuman abilities to prevent Doctor Doom from destroying the Earth.

TV-14

3:49 AM

Captain Marvel (DVS)

Captain Marvel is an extraterrestrial Kree warrior who finds herself caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between her people and the Skrulls. Living on Earth in 1995, she keeps having recurring memories of another life as U.S. Air Force pilot Carol Danvers. With help from Nick Fury, Captain Marvel tries to uncover the secrets of her past while harnessing her special superpowers to end the war with the evil Skrulls. Based on the comic books.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Bulls. Balls and Falls (DVS)

Go-Big Show

From leaping wild bulls to parkour skating and a very painful and unique talent, six more amazing competitors stretch the bounds of what's possible in an attempt to reach the semifinals and a shot at the $100,000 prize. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

6:28 AM

Fantastic Four (DVS)

Mr. Fantastic, the Thing, the Human Torch and the Invisible Woman must harness their new superhuman abilities to prevent Doctor Doom from destroying the Earth.

TV-14

7:00 AM

No Pain, No Gain (DVS)

Go-Big Show

This week our acts go further than ever before in pursuit of a shot at the $100,000 prize. Whether stretching skin, hair, or the limits of car safety, they're redefining danger on TV's most extreme talent show. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer

TV-14

8:00 AM

One with Ross's Library Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's irrational fear causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute dog. Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

Bulls. Balls and Falls (DVS)

Go-Big Show

From leaping wild bulls to parkour skating and a very painful and unique talent, six more amazing competitors stretch the bounds of what's possible in an attempt to reach the semifinals and a shot at the $100,000 prize. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

9:30 AM

One with the Holiday Armadillo, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey .

TV-PG

10:00 AM

No Pain, No Gain (DVS)

Go-Big Show

This week our acts go further than ever before in pursuit of a shot at the $100,000 prize. Whether stretching skin, hair, or the limits of car safety, they're redefining danger on TV's most extreme talent show. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer

TV-14

10:30 AM

Avengers: Age of Ultron (DVS)

When Tony Stark tries to jumpstart a dormant peacekeeping program, things go awry and Earth's Mightiest Heroes, including Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye, are put to the ultimate test as the fate of the planet hangs in the balance. As the villainous Ultron emerges, it is up to the Avengers to stop him from enacting his terrible plans, and soon uneasy alliances and unexpected action pave the way for an epic and unique global adventure.

TV-14

11:00 AM

One with Ross's Library Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's irrational fear causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute dog. Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One with All the Candy, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with the Holiday Armadillo, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey .

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with All the Cheesecakes, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's former boyfriend returns for one night only but Joey could ruin their plans. Monica plots revenge on her cousin's wedding day.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

Avengers: Age of Ultron (DVS)

When Tony Stark tries to jumpstart a dormant peacekeeping program, things go awry and Earth's Mightiest Heroes, including Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye, are put to the ultimate test as the fate of the planet hangs in the balance. As the villainous Ultron emerges, it is up to the Avengers to stop him from enacting his terrible plans, and soon uneasy alliances and unexpected action pave the way for an epic and unique global adventure.

TV-14

4:00 PM

Ant-Man and the Wasp (DVS)

Scott Lang grapples with the consequences of his choices as both a superhero and a father. As he struggles to rebalance his home life with his responsibilities as Ant-Man, he's confronted by Hope van Dyne and Dr. Hank Pym with an urgent new mission. Scott must once again put on the suit and learn to fight alongside The Wasp as the team works together to uncover secrets from their past.

TV-14

4:30 PM

Ant-Man (DVS)

After being armed by Dr. Hank Pym with the astonishing ability to shrink in scale but increase in strength, master thief Scott Lang must embrace his inner hero and help Pym protect the secret behind his spectacular Ant-Man suit from a new generation of towering threats. Against seemingly insurmountable obstacles, Pym and Lang must plan and pull off a heist that will save the world.

TV-14

6:30 PM

Flush After Reading (DVS)

American Dad

Francine and Roger get lost in a good book (or five) after Francine escapes an embarrassing situation. Stan reluctantly hangs out at the library.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Ant-Man and the Wasp (DVS)

Scott Lang grapples with the consequences of his choices as both a superhero and a father. As he struggles to rebalance his home life with his responsibilities as Ant-Man, he's confronted by Hope van Dyne and Dr. Hank Pym with an urgent new mission. Scott must once again put on the suit and learn to fight alongside The Wasp as the team works together to uncover secrets from their past.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Plot Heavy (DVS)

American Dad

After Stan sells off the coveted family plot, the family opens their own cemetery in the backyard with the help of basketball Hall-of-Famer Scottie Pippen.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Sinister Fate!!, The (DVS)

American Dad

A new friendship causes Hayley to start worrying she might be slowly turning into Francine. Steve and his friends try out for Roger's improv troupe.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Irish Goodbye, An (DVS)

American Dad

Francine helps Hayley take a break from their marriages. Stan and Jeff pretend to be frontiersmen.

TV-14

8:51 PM

Gene & Courtney Show, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Gene and Courtney get their big break when they are asked to be the new hosts of the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way. Meanwhile, Tina's attempt to play Cupid goes tragically awry when she volunteers to spearhead the Valentine's Day carnation fundraiser.

TV-PG

9:16 PM

Sexy Dance Healing (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Bob slips on the sidewalk, he is forced to take legal action in order to pay for surgery. In a turn of events, Bob finds himself under the care of Jairo, who promises to help him heal without a doctor. Meanwhile, the kids create a fake law firm to settle their personal disputes.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Flush After Reading (DVS)

American Dad

Francine and Roger get lost in a good book (or five) after Francine escapes an embarrassing situation. Stan reluctantly hangs out at the library.

TV-14

9:41 PM

Sacred Couch (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

During family TV night an ad for the Sofa Queen comes on and Louise takes the opportunity to lobby for a new couch. The Belchers take sides with Linda, gathering support for keeping their lumpy, smelly, moist couch, because off all the memories it holds. When a family vote goes against her, Louise takes matters into her own hands.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Comb Over: A Hair Piece (DVS)

American Dad

Stan finally decides to do something about his secret baldness and enlists the help of Josay Bosay, Roger's famed hair-stylist-to-the-stars persona.

TV-14

10:06 PM

Lice Things Are Lice (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina volunteers alongside Nurse Liz, she finds herself involved in the biggest scandal to hit Wagstaff School: a lice infestation. Meanwhile, Bob makes improvements to the restaurant that end up driving customers away. Can the Belchers juggle both a crisis at the restaurant and lice?

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Plot Heavy (DVS)

American Dad

After Stan sells off the coveted family plot, the family opens their own cemetery in the backyard with the help of basketball Hall-of-Famer Scottie Pippen.

TV-14

10:31 PM

House of 1000 Bounces (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When there is a bounce house crisis at regular-sized Rudy's birthday party, the Belcher kids devise a scheme to save the day. Meanwhile, Bob deals with an unexpected guest at the restaurant and is forced to come to terms with a longstanding fear.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Sinister Fate!!, The (DVS)

American Dad

A new friendship causes Hayley to start worrying she might be slowly turning into Francine. Steve and his friends try out for Roger's improv troupe.

TV-14

11:01 PM

Bulls. Balls and Falls (DVS)

Go-Big Show

From leaping wild bulls to parkour skating and a very painful and unique talent, six more amazing competitors stretch the bounds of what's possible in an attempt to reach the semifinals and a shot at the $100,000 prize. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Irish Goodbye, An (DVS)

American Dad

Francine helps Hayley take a break from their marriages. Stan and Jeff pretend to be frontiersmen.

TV-14

11:51 PM

Gene & Courtney Show, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Gene and Courtney get their big break when they are asked to be the new hosts of the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way. Meanwhile, Tina's attempt to play Cupid goes tragically awry when she volunteers to spearhead the Valentine's Day carnation fundraiser.

TV-PG

Sunday, Jan 30
12:00 AM

No Pain, No Gain (DVS)

Go-Big Show

This week our acts go further than ever before in pursuit of a shot at the $100,000 prize. Whether stretching skin, hair, or the limits of car safety, they're redefining danger on TV's most extreme talent show. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer

TV-14

12:16 AM

Sexy Dance Healing (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Bob slips on the sidewalk, he is forced to take legal action in order to pay for surgery. In a turn of events, Bob finds himself under the care of Jairo, who promises to help him heal without a doctor. Meanwhile, the kids create a fake law firm to settle their personal disputes.

TV-PG

12:41 AM

Sacred Couch (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

During family TV night an ad for the Sofa Queen comes on and Louise takes the opportunity to lobby for a new couch. The Belchers take sides with Linda, gathering support for keeping their lumpy, smelly, moist couch, because off all the memories it holds. When a family vote goes against her, Louise takes matters into her own hands.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Avengers: Infinity War (DVS)

As the Avengers and their allies continue to protect the world from threats too large for any one hero, a new danger emerges: Thanos, who threatens the fate of Earth and life itself.

TV-14

1:06 AM

Lice Things Are Lice (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina volunteers alongside Nurse Liz, she finds herself involved in the biggest scandal to hit Wagstaff School: a lice infestation. Meanwhile, Bob makes improvements to the restaurant that end up driving customers away. Can the Belchers juggle both a crisis at the restaurant and lice?

TV-PG

1:31 AM

House of 1000 Bounces (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When there is a bounce house crisis at regular-sized Rudy's birthday party, the Belcher kids devise a scheme to save the day. Meanwhile, Bob deals with an unexpected guest at the restaurant and is forced to come to terms with a longstanding fear.

TV-PG

2:01 AM

Bulls. Balls and Falls (DVS)

Go-Big Show

From leaping wild bulls to parkour skating and a very painful and unique talent, six more amazing competitors stretch the bounds of what's possible in an attempt to reach the semifinals and a shot at the $100,000 prize. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

3:00 AM

No Pain, No Gain (DVS)

Go-Big Show

This week our acts go further than ever before in pursuit of a shot at the $100,000 prize. Whether stretching skin, hair, or the limits of car safety, they're redefining danger on TV's most extreme talent show. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer

TV-14

4:00 AM

Avengers: Infinity War (DVS)

As the Avengers and their allies continue to protect the world from threats too large for any one hero, a new danger emerges: Thanos, who threatens the fate of Earth and life itself.

TV-14

6:00 AM

NOW That's What I Call Wipeout! (DVS)

Wipeout

Wipeout is back and BIGGER than ever! This week, flamenco dancers, pro tennis players and musical sweethearts will take on the hardest Wipeout course in history with the hopes of winning $25,000.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Nips, Flips 'n' Dips (DVS)

Wipeout

This week on Wipeout will have you saying OH DEER! Bambi makes an appearance along with middle school sweethearts and church camp counselors all for a shot of winning the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

9:00 AM

NOW That's What I Call Wipeout! (DVS)

Wipeout

Wipeout is back and BIGGER than ever! This week, flamenco dancers, pro tennis players and musical sweethearts will take on the hardest Wipeout course in history with the hopes of winning $25,000.

TV-14

9:30 AM

Fartbreak Hotel (DVS)

American Dad

When Roger releases lethal gas into the Smith residence, the family moves into a hotel while the fumes clear. Francine finds herself with a lot of free time on her hands, and she soon finds herself working in the construction business.

TV-14

10:00 AM

Nips, Flips 'n' Dips (DVS)

Wipeout

This week on Wipeout will have you saying OH DEER! Bambi makes an appearance along with middle school sweethearts and church camp counselors all for a shot of winning the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

10:30 AM

One Where Rosita Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

There Will Be Bad Blood (DVS)

American Dad

The Smiths prepare for the arrival of Stan's half-brother's family for Thanksgiving.

TV-14

11:30 AM

People Vs. Martin Sugar, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan serves as jury foreman for the trial of one of Roger's personae, and he is hell-bent on making sure the jury finds him guilty.

TV-14

12:00 PM

For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.

TV-14

12:30 PM

Avengers: Infinity War (DVS)

As the Avengers and their allies continue to protect the world from threats too large for any one hero, a new danger emerges: Thanos, who threatens the fate of Earth and life itself.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One Where They're Up All Night, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One Where Rosita Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where They All Turn Thirty, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests; Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Ross's Grant, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

Avengers: Infinity War (DVS)

As the Avengers and their allies continue to protect the world from threats too large for any one hero, a new danger emerges: Thanos, who threatens the fate of Earth and life itself.

TV-14

3:34 PM

Avengers: End Game (DVS)

Five years after Thanos acquired the infinity stones and eliminated half of the universe's population, survivors grieve all that has been lost. The remaining Avengers hatch a risky plan to travel back in time and intercept the stones before Thanos can collect them, facing challenges along the way that will test them as they've never been before.

TV-14

6:34 PM

Avengers: End Game (DVS)

Five years after Thanos acquired the infinity stones and eliminated half of the universe's population, survivors grieve all that has been lost. The remaining Avengers hatch a risky plan to travel back in time and intercept the stones before Thanos can collect them, facing challenges along the way that will test them as they've never been before.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Proposal Proposal, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Season 11 begins with Amy giving Sheldon an answer to his marriage proposal. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Retraction Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard angers the university and the entire physics community when he gives an embarrassing radio interview. Meanwhile, Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Relaxation Integration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy records Sheldon talking in his sleep and tries to convince him that he has a more laid-back side. Meanwhile, Raj and Stuart compete to win the heart of Bernadette's new co-worker.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Explosion Implosion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Wolowitz and Sheldon bond over their relationships with their disappointing fathers when they drive to the desert to shoot off a model rocket. Leonard's mom finds a new best friend in Penny, much to Leonard's dismay.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Collaboration Contamination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Raj confide in Bernadette when they can't handle Amy and Howard working together. Penny and Leonard learn new tactics on how to deal with Sheldon and they come from an unlikely source.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Proton Regeneration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton for the role of the new Professor Proton. Penny steps in and takes care of Halley when Bernadette and Howard both wind up on bed rest.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

No Pain, No Gain (DVS)

Go-Big Show

This week our acts go further than ever before in pursuit of a shot at the $100,000 prize. Whether stretching skin, hair, or the limits of car safety, they're redefining danger on TV's most extreme talent show. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer

TV-14

11:00 PM

Retraction Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard angers the university and the entire physics community when he gives an embarrassing radio interview. Meanwhile, Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Avengers: End Game (DVS)

Five years after Thanos acquired the infinity stones and eliminated half of the universe's population, survivors grieve all that has been lost. The remaining Avengers hatch a risky plan to travel back in time and intercept the stones before Thanos can collect them, facing challenges along the way that will test them as they've never been before.

TV-14

Monday, Jan 31
12:00 AM

Explosion Implosion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Wolowitz and Sheldon bond over their relationships with their disappointing fathers when they drive to the desert to shoot off a model rocket. Leonard's mom finds a new best friend in Penny, much to Leonard's dismay.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Collaboration Contamination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Raj confide in Bernadette when they can't handle Amy and Howard working together. Penny and Leonard learn new tactics on how to deal with Sheldon and they come from an unlikely source.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Proton Regeneration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton for the role of the new Professor Proton. Penny steps in and takes care of Halley when Bernadette and Howard both wind up on bed rest.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

No Pain, No Gain (DVS)

Go-Big Show

This week our acts go further than ever before in pursuit of a shot at the $100,000 prize. Whether stretching skin, hair, or the limits of car safety, they're redefining danger on TV's most extreme talent show. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer

TV-14

2:30 AM

Avengers: End Game (DVS)

Five years after Thanos acquired the infinity stones and eliminated half of the universe's population, survivors grieve all that has been lost. The remaining Avengers hatch a risky plan to travel back in time and intercept the stones before Thanos can collect them, facing challenges along the way that will test them as they've never been before.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Now You See Me (DVS)

When four talented magicians join forces, they mesmerize an international audience with a series of daring heists that has the law scrambling to anticipate their next big crime.

TV-14

6:30 AM

Now You See Me (DVS)

When four talented magicians join forces, they mesmerize an international audience with a series of daring heists that has the law scrambling to anticipate their next big crime.

TV-14

8:00 AM

No One Gets Out Alive (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Bringing Home the Bacon (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

No One Gets Out Alive (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Bringing Home the Bacon (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Knock Off Knockout (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline get into a legal battle with two teens who knocked off their cupcake T-shirts and sold them.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Great Unwashed (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline learn that one of their customers at the diner is a successful photographer who is keeping a secret.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Cupcake Captives (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Sophie's wedding is interrupted by a hostage situation. Meanwhile, Max and Caroline's cupcake business gets some unwanted attention when a tenant who is wearing one of their company's T-shirts is arrested.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Fat Cat (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's missing cat, Nancy, is returned by a handsome businessman; and Nancy comes home with a big surprise.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with Joey's New Brain, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's character on a daytime drama becomes more prominent to the chagrin of the show's diva star. Phoebe and Rachel argue over who should return a sexy man's misplaced cell phone to him.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Truth About London, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Cheap Wedding Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Joey's Award, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey overreacts at a daytime drama awards show.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with Ross & Monica's Cousin, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Rachel's Big Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister. Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Vows, The (DVS)

Friends

As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One After I Do, The (DVS)

Friends

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with the Red Sweater, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One Where Rachel Tells..., The (DVS)

Friends

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Pasadena (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon visits CalTech for the very first time.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon accuses Dr. Sturgis of plagiarism.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George accidentally sends the school librarian to the hospital.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Geology Methodology, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, despite Sheldon's embarrassment. Penny and Bernadette coach Koothrappali on how to navigate his relationship with Ruchi.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Tesla Recoil, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Howard are furious after they learn Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette is on bed rest, and she asks Raj to do some digging when she suspects Ruchi is trying to steal her job.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Bitcoin Entanglement, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon tries to teach the guys a lesson after they cut him out of a potentially valuable Bitcoin investment. Also, a seven-year-old video reveals a secret about Leonard and Penny's relationship.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Confidence Erosion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from wedding planning by applying math to the process. Raj "breaks up" with Howard after realizing his best friend is actually hurting his confidence.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Feb 1
12:00 AM

Celebration Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Howard plan birthday celebrations for Amy and Halley, respectively. Leonard receives a Christmas letter from his brother that causes him to spiral out about his own lack of accomplishments.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Matrimonial Metric, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

To discover who would be most qualified to be best man and maid of honor at their wedding, Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments. Also, Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Big Balls Are Back, Baby!, The (DVS)

Wipeout

Fire performers, a Rock 'n' Roll father-daughter duo, and bubbleologists have a chance to traverse three of the most challenging courses in Wipeout history to win $25,000!

TV-14

1:30 AM

Sauceface/Houseguest From Hell (DVS)

Close Enough

Candice becomes the kingpin of an illegal hot-sauce racket. Emily lets an old friend crash at the apartment but getting rid of her proves difficult.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Big Ball Energy (DVS)

Wipeout

Forensic scientists, Radio DJs, and a pair of Wipeout Legacies face the most challenging course in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Family Time (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and the family go out to dinner at a buffet restaurant! Meanwhile, Roger becomes a flower.

TV-14

3:00 AM

OMFG Girl Run! (DVS)

Wipeout

All the way from Luxembourg, Frisbee Camp, and even homeschool, teams face the most challenging obstacles in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000!

TV-14

3:30 AM

Crystal Clear (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gets in over his head trying to impress Toshi's dad; Klaus and Jeff head to the country for a weekend getaway.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Big Balls Are Back, Baby!, The (DVS)

Wipeout

Fire performers, a Rock 'n' Roll father-daughter duo, and bubbleologists have a chance to traverse three of the most challenging courses in Wipeout history to win $25,000!

TV-14

5:00 AM

Big Ball Energy (DVS)

Wipeout

Forensic scientists, Radio DJs, and a pair of Wipeout Legacies face the most challenging course in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

6:00 AM

OMFG Girl Run! (DVS)

Wipeout

All the way from Luxembourg, Frisbee Camp, and even homeschool, teams face the most challenging obstacles in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000!

TV-14

6:30 AM

Fishing Cubans (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Mementos (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Fishing Cubans (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney? (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Mementos (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Christmas Punch (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Why You Crying? (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Zero Tolerance (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline get second jobs as a pastry chef and a hostess at a trendy restaurant to help pay off their bank loan.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the High Hook-Up (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max pursues a handsome new coworker at the restaurant, despite the owner's "no hook-up" rule.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Taste Test (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Sophie takes Max and Caroline shopping for their bridesmaid dresses, so the girls enlist the diner gang's help to hide the most hideous ones to avoid being utterly humiliated.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Look of the Irish (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline try to get work for Nash as a model in an effort to make some extra money acting as his managers. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg attempt to remain celibate for 30 days before their wedding.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Videotape, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Rachel's Date, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Halloween Party, The (DVS)

Friends

At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Stain, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Stripper, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Rumor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica encounters a high-school friend and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Monica's Boots, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Ross' Step Forward, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One Where Joey Dates Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with the Secret Closet, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with the Birthing Video, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica prepares a memorable St. Valentine's Day for Chandler with sexy lingerie and X-rated entertainment.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon sets out to find the perfect neighbors.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist's office.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Smooching Cena (DVS)

Wipeout

With $25,000 and bragging rights on the line, a pair of Lil' Stinkers, the strongest couple in Georgia, and some old dads go head-to-head taking on the toughest Wipeout course yet!

TV-14

9:30 PM

Separation Triangulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj learns the woman he's dating has a very upset husband. Sheldon rents his old room for a quiet place to work.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Smooching Cena (DVS)

Wipeout

With $25,000 and bragging rights on the line, a pair of Lil' Stinkers, the strongest couple in Georgia, and some old dads go head-to-head taking on the toughest Wipeout course yet!

TV-14

10:30 PM

Neonatal Nomenclature, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Bernadette won't go in labor, all her friends try different tactics to get things started. Howard confronts Bernadette after Amy accidentally reveals she's already chosen their son's name.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Athenaeum Allocation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard jumps through hoops to help secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy. Bernadette and Howard have a hard time deciding who should stay home with the kids and who should go back to work.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Gates Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny gets the opportunity to host Bill Gates at work when his company wants to partner with her pharmaceutical company. Leonard, Raj, and Howard do everything in their power to meet him, while Sheldon thinks he is the victim of an April Fools prank.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Feb 2
12:00 AM

Smooching Cena (DVS)

Wipeout

With $25,000 and bragging rights on the line, a pair of Lil' Stinkers, the strongest couple in Georgia, and some old dads go head-to-head taking on the toughest Wipeout course yet!

TV-14

12:30 AM

Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

With college in sight, Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without training wheels and has Missy teach him. Meanwhile, Mary and George argue over parenting styles.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Smooching Cena (DVS)

Wipeout

With $25,000 and bragging rights on the line, a pair of Lil' Stinkers, the strongest couple in Georgia, and some old dads go head-to-head taking on the toughest Wipeout course yet!

TV-14

1:30 AM

God Needles George (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down, while Max prays for a miracle.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon discovers Mary's been keeping a secret about him.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Graduation (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

After graduating high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college. Also, Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Docent, a Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon gets his dream summer job at the local train museum. Also, George and Missy bond when Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood, and Georgie discovers Mary's guilty pleasure.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

With college in sight, Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without training wheels and has Missy teach him. Meanwhile, Mary and George argue over parenting styles.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

Trouble with Ricky, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

God Needles George (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down, while Max prays for a miracle.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

Benny and Randy (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny's boyfriend, Randy, starts getting too serious about love.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

Weekend at Benny's (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

Are You Cray-Cray? (DVS)

Misery Index, The

Find out why Sal's mind is blown over poking holes in condoms, what makes Murr say "It was the coming out that hurt more than the going in", and what it looks like to be eaten by a sidewalk. All this and more on another hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

7:30 AM

$50,000 Misery Index Holiday Special, The (DVS)

Misery Index, The

In this Holiday Special episode of The Misery Index, find out why camels and nativities don't mix, why Santa never goes rock climbing and why Joe is trying to sell caramelized ginger bread taint. All that and festivities a plenty, plus an epic final round worth fifty thousand dollars!

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Minor Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's attempt to break Nash into the modeling business is threatened when his mother arrives from Ireland to retrieve her son.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Grate Expectations (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline help launch the opening of The High's new location at JFK airport. Meanwhile, Sophie learns that Oleg may have an ulterior motive for wanting to marry her.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Disappointing Unit (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Season 4 ends with Max and Caroline tasked with retrieving Sophie's wedding dress from airport customs and safely transporting it to the church in time for the nuptials.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Wrecking Ball (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Season 5 begins with Max and Caroline teaming up with the diner staff in a frantic attempt to keep their businesses open when the city targets Han's diner and their cupcake window for destruction.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One Where Joey Tells Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey tells Rachel that he is in love with her.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Tea Leaves, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One in Massapequa, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents, who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Joey's Interview, The (DVS)

Friends

When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Baby Shower, The (DVS)

Friends

During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's offer to move in to help with the child.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Cooking Class, The (DVS)

Friends

A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review; a cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross; Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Where Rachel Is Late, The (DVS)

Friends

Overdue Rachel tries everything to rush the delivery of her baby.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where Rachel Has a Baby Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One Where Rachel Has a Baby Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where No One Proposes, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey finds himself engaged to Rachel soon after she delivers her baby girl, while Phoebe assumes Ross is the one who proposed.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One Where Emma Cries, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with the Pediatrician, The (DVS)

Friends

Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Ep122 - Dynamite 2/2/2022 (DVS)

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite

A world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers give fans a new wrestling experience for the first time in 20 years. Founded by President and CEO Tony Khan, AEW is headlined by Cody & Brandi Rhodes, The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson), Kenny Omega, Hangman Adam Page, Chris Jericho and Jon Moxley.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Dale and Meemaw work out relationship issues while playing Dungeons and Dragons with Sheldon and Missy. Meanwhile, Mary and George take a trip with Coach Wilkins and his wife and Georgie freaks out when his girlfriend thinks she's pregnant.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Tenant Disassociation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard learns Sheldon is the president of the tenants association, he decides to run against him. Bernadette encourages Howard and Raj to find the owner of a drone after they find it in the backyard.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Reclusive Potential, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A brilliant but reclusive scientist, Doctor Wolcott, invites Sheldon to his cabin in the middle of nowhere, and Leonard, Raj and Howard go along for the trip. Penny and Bernadette improvise after Amy doesn't like the tame bachelorette party they planned for her.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

No Pain, No Gain (DVS)

Go-Big Show

This week our acts go further than ever before in pursuit of a shot at the $100,000 prize. Whether stretching skin, hair, or the limits of car safety, they're redefining danger on TV's most extreme talent show. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer

TV-14

10:30 PM

Monetary Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon goes to Vegas to win money for science. Penny and Bernadette take Amy wedding dress shopping, but her terrible choice entangles them in a web of lies.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Ep122 - Dynamite 2/2/2022 (DVS)

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite

A world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers give fans a new wrestling experience for the first time in 20 years. Founded by President and CEO Tony Khan, AEW is headlined by Cody & Brandi Rhodes, The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson), Kenny Omega, Hangman Adam Page, Chris Jericho and Jon Moxley.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon's first day of college is derailed by his new philosophy teacher, Professor Ericson. Also, Mary and Brenda live vicariously through Missy's first day of middle school.

TV-PG

Thursday, Feb 3
12:00 AM

Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meemaw takes matters into her own hands when Sheldon's philosophy teacher, Professor Ericson, sends him into a tailspin. Also, George learns that Georgie has been cutting class.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Dr. Linkletter pushes Sheldon to make friends with his fellow students; and Georgie gets a pager.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

No Pain, No Gain (DVS)

Go-Big Show

This week our acts go further than ever before in pursuit of a shot at the $100,000 prize. Whether stretching skin, hair, or the limits of car safety, they're redefining danger on TV's most extreme talent show. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer

TV-14

2:00 AM

Freshman Orientation and the Invention of the Zipper (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

While college orientation does not go as Sheldon planned, Mary is mistaken for a university student and invited to a party. Meanwhile, George helps Pastor Jeff set up a children's nursery.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon's first day of college is derailed by his new philosophy teacher, Professor Ericson. Also, Mary and Brenda live vicariously through Missy's first day of middle school.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meemaw takes matters into her own hands when Sheldon's philosophy teacher, Professor Ericson, sends him into a tailspin. Also, George learns that Georgie has been cutting class.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Dr. Linkletter pushes Sheldon to make friends with his fellow students; and Georgie gets a pager.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

Eat My Pants! (DVS)

Misery Index, The

Welcome back to the Misery Index, where we can all come together to celebrate each other's misery! We ring in another year with the always exuberant Flossy Dicky, we show why Internet revenge can backfire and for the first time ever and we challenge our panels to define true misery just by using their ears. Two contestants - a poison ivy victim with a suspect story and an over eager dancer - battle to be masters of misery and walk away with $30,000!

TV-14

7:30 AM

Waste of a Good Bum (DVS)

Misery Index, The

Tonight on a Gregarious Grandfather edition of The Misery Index, find out what happens when your horse is a little too friendly, an unknowing stripper crashes your Bat Mitzvah, and why you really don't want to get in THAT water!

TV-14

10:00 AM

Now George Noah Ex-Zackly What Happened (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-Stack (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Landlord Almighty (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

George of the Rings (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Gym and Juice (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The shower at Max and Caroline's apartment breaks, so they get part-time jobs at a fancy gym's juice bar and enjoy free use of the locker room.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Maybe Baby (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls run into Caroline's newly engaged ex, Candy Andy, and Caroline offers to make his wedding cake. Later, when she sees Andy's seemingly perfect relationship and how he supports his fiancee's career, she wonders if she should have stayed with him.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Inside Outside Situation (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's cupcake shop is boycotted after they refuse to sell cupcakes to an artist who wants to put cocktail weenies in them.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Escape Room (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han believes his diner employees are not working together as a team, so he insists they all attend a mandatory night out at the Escape Room club.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Sharks, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner, The (DVS)

Friends

Famished Phoebe waits for tardy friends to arrive at her birthday dinner.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Male Nanny, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross ridicules Rachel's choice of a male nanny.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Ross's Inappropriate Song, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment; Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with Rachel's Other Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel has a bone to pick with her self-centered sister on Thanksgiving.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Rachel's Phone Number, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel impulsively gives her telephone number to a handsome guy but worries he will call when Ross is there.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Christmas in Tulsa, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop; Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Rats, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival to her birthday party; Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny; Phoebe and Mike take care of a litter of rats.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where Monica Sings, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with the Blind Dates, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.

TV-14

7:30 PM

One with the Mugging, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon, Dr. Linkletter and Meemaw team up on a science experiment. Also, Mary is jealous that Pastor Jeff and Brenda are spending so much time together. Georgie has a new side hustle.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon is caught in a moral dilemma when offered a bootleg copy of a computer game he can't afford. Meanwhile, Mary and Meemaw take Brenda out for Girls' Night, while George and the guys watch Billy. Lastly, Missy asks Georgie to take her and Marcus on a secret date.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

This is Definitely Not Child's Play (DVS)

Go-Big Show

Skateboarding, jump-rope and magic may seem like kids games but not when you see some of the worlds' most talented acts perform them in head to head battles. These outrageous acts push the limits in extreme and dangerous ways all for the chance to win the $100,000 prize. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Bow Tie Asymmetry, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The Season 11 finale: When Amy's parents and Sheldon's family arrive for the wedding, everybody is focused on making sure all goes according to plan--everyone except the bride and groom.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Conjugal Configuration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 12 premiere, Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground in New York, while Penny and Leonard discover they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fowler. Raj insults physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and starts a twitter war.

TV-14

10:30 PM

This is Definitely Not Child's Play (DVS)

Go-Big Show

Skateboarding, jump-rope and magic may seem like kids games but not when you see some of the worlds' most talented acts perform them in head to head battles. These outrageous acts push the limits in extreme and dangerous ways all for the chance to win the $100,000 prize. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Procreation Calculation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard's life gets complicated when Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home. Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family while Raj explores an arranged marriage.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Tam Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon won't tell anyone why he's never mentioned Tam, his childhood best friend, so Leonard takes matters into his own hands. Bernadette and Penny take out Raj's fiance, Anu, for dinner to get the skinny on her.

TV-PG

Friday, Feb 4
12:00 AM

This is Definitely Not Child's Play (DVS)

Go-Big Show

Skateboarding, jump-rope and magic may seem like kids games but not when you see some of the worlds' most talented acts perform them in head to head battles. These outrageous acts push the limits in extreme and dangerous ways all for the chance to win the $100,000 prize. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Pilot (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meet 9-year-old Sheldon & his family on the series premiere! Sheldon learns that his high intelligence isn't always helpful growing up in East Texas, where church and football are king.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Pilot (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meet 9-year-old Sheldon & his family on the series premiere! Sheldon learns that his high intelligence isn't always helpful growing up in East Texas, where church and football are king.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

Home Sweet Homeschool (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Home Sweet Homeschool (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Leave It to Lopez (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Duck Stamp (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's dessert bar business booms when they hire a popular bartender, but the girls are forced to intervene when Han becomes addicted to the mixologist's potent cocoa powder in his signature cacao drink. Meanwhile, Han enters a duck stamp drawing contest; and glamour eludes Sophie as she adjusts to being a mom.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Not Regular Down There (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max is puzzled and curious when her new beau expresses hesitations about intimacy because he is "not regular down there." Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg struggle to get pregnant.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Coming Out Party (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's grandmother Astrid awakens from a coma with no knowledge of her family's massive money scandal, so Caroline tries to keep the truth from her a bit longer by giving Astrid one last fancy luncheon.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Basketball Jones (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max & Caroline interfere with a basketball game in an attempt to promote their cupcakes, but the chaos that ensues threatens to ruin their business' reputation.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Boob Job, The (DVS)

Friends

Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan; Phoebe invites Mike to move in with her; Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Memorial Service, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Lottery, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Rachel's Dream, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey; Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Soap Opera Party, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Fertility Test, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic; Ross helps Joey woo the same professor he wants to date.

TV-14

5:00 PM

Smooching Cena (DVS)

Wipeout

With $25,000 and bragging rights on the line, a pair of Lil' Stinkers, the strongest couple in Georgia, and some old dads go head-to-head taking on the toughest Wipeout course yet!

TV-14

5:30 PM

One in Barbados Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One in Barbados Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where Ross Is Fine, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with Ross's Tan, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date; Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent; Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with the Cake, The (DVS)

Friends

An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Shaft (DVS)

JJ, aka John Shaft Jr., may be a cyber security expert with a degree from MIT, but to uncover the truth behind his best friend's untimely death, he needs an education only his dad can provide. Absent throughout JJ's youth, the legendary locked-and-loaded John Shaft agrees to help his progeny navigate Harlem's heroin-infested underbelly. And while JJ's own FBI analyst's badge may clash with his dad's trademark leather duster, there's no denying family. Besides, Shaft's got an agenda of his own, and a score to settle that's professional and personal.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Pinata Named Desire, A (DVS)

American Dad

Stan takes an acting class taught by Roger after he blows an undercover assignment. Stan then uses his newfound acting skills to steal a part in a local play from Roger. Roger, down but not out, takes out the play's female lead and gets her part. Now it's opening night and Stan and Roger take to the stage to see who is the better actor. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends plan a sleepover.

TV-14

9:30 PM

You Debt Your Life (DVS)

American Dad

Roger moves out of the house when he finds out that Stan only let him live there because Roger had saved his life years ago at Area 51. Francine gets Roger to come back home, only to find that Stan has rented out Roger's attic to a new tenant - Andy Dick. Now Roger must find a way to convince Stan to take him back and get rid of Andy Dick. Meanwhile, Steve gets asked to read the daily announcements at school.

TV-14

10:00 PM

I Am the Walrus (DVS)

American Dad

Stan resorts to extreme and cruel measures to humiliate Steve and maintain his alpha-male status in the house, and Hayley and Jeff turn to Principal Lewis for marriage counseling.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Hitman's Bodyguard, The (DVS)

The world's top protection agent gets a new client: a hitman who came in from the cold. After being on the opposite ends of a bullet for years, they must team up and have only 24 hours to get to The Hague to bring down a murderous dictator.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Shaft (DVS)

JJ, aka John Shaft Jr., may be a cyber security expert with a degree from MIT, but to uncover the truth behind his best friend's untimely death, he needs an education only his dad can provide. Absent throughout JJ's youth, the legendary locked-and-loaded John Shaft agrees to help his progeny navigate Harlem's heroin-infested underbelly. And while JJ's own FBI analyst's badge may clash with his dad's trademark leather duster, there's no denying family. Besides, Shaft's got an agenda of his own, and a score to settle that's professional and personal.

TV-14

Saturday, Feb 5
1:30 AM

Hitman's Bodyguard, The (DVS)

The world's top protection agent gets a new client: a hitman who came in from the cold. After being on the opposite ends of a bullet for years, they must team up and have only 24 hours to get to The Hague to bring down a murderous dictator.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Tammy (DVS)

Tammy is having a bad day. She's totaled her clunker car, gotten fired from her thankless job at a greasy burger joint, and instead of finding comfort at home, finds her husband getting comfortable with the neighbor in her own house. It's time to take her boom box and book it. The bad news is she's broke and without wheels. The worse news is her grandma, Pearl, is her only option-with a car, cash, and an itch to see Niagara Falls. Not exactly the escape Tammy had in mind. But on the road, with grandma riding shot gun, it may be just what Tammy needs.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Spy (DVS)

Despite having solid field training, CIA analyst Susan Cooper has spent her entire career as a desk jockey, working hand-in-hand with dashing agent Bradley Fine. Using high-tech equipment and a hidden earpiece, Susan is the guardian angel who helps Bradley avoid danger. However, when Bradley is assassinated by Bulgarian arms dealer Rayna Boyanov, Susan wrangles her way into her first undercover assignment to help capture Boyanov and avenge Bradley.

TV-14

6:00 AM

No Pain, No Gain (DVS)

Go-Big Show

This week our acts go further than ever before in pursuit of a shot at the $100,000 prize. Whether stretching skin, hair, or the limits of car safety, they're redefining danger on TV's most extreme talent show. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer

TV-14

7:00 AM

Tammy (DVS)

Tammy is having a bad day. She's totaled her clunker car, gotten fired from her thankless job at a greasy burger joint, and instead of finding comfort at home, finds her husband getting comfortable with the neighbor in her own house. It's time to take her boom box and book it. The bad news is she's broke and without wheels. The worse news is her grandma, Pearl, is her only option-with a car, cash, and an itch to see Niagara Falls. Not exactly the escape Tammy had in mind. But on the road, with grandma riding shot gun, it may be just what Tammy needs.

TV-14

8:00 AM

License to Till (DVS)

American Dad

When Steve has trouble crossing over into the "cool kids" social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.

TV-14

8:30 AM

Jenny Fromdabloc (DVS)

American Dad

After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve's cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.

TV-14

9:00 AM

No Pain, No Gain (DVS)

Go-Big Show

This week our acts go further than ever before in pursuit of a shot at the $100,000 prize. Whether stretching skin, hair, or the limits of car safety, they're redefining danger on TV's most extreme talent show. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer

TV-14

9:30 AM

Flirting With Disaster (DVS)

American Dad

Francine gets a job at Stan's office, which cramps Stan's style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.

TV-14

10:00 AM

This is Definitely Not Child's Play (DVS)

Go-Big Show

Skateboarding, jump-rope and magic may seem like kids games but not when you see some of the worlds' most talented acts perform them in head to head battles. These outrageous acts push the limits in extreme and dangerous ways all for the chance to win the $100,000 prize. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

10:30 AM

One with the Home Study, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker; Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

License to Till (DVS)

American Dad

When Steve has trouble crossing over into the "cool kids" social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.

TV-14

11:30 AM

Jenny Fromdabloc (DVS)

American Dad

After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve's cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.

TV-14

12:30 PM

Flirting With Disaster (DVS)

American Dad

Francine gets a job at Stan's office, which cramps Stan's style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.

TV-14

1:00 PM

Gorillas in the Mist (DVS)

American Dad

Stan spends some quality father-son time with Steve at the local zoo, but things go wrong when Steve slips into a gorilla exhibit. Meanwhile, Roger bets Hayley that he can become a great Country singer and sets out to write the most heartbreaking song of all time.

TV-14

1:30 PM

One with the Home Study, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker; Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Birth Mother, The (DVS)

Friends

A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Waterboy, The (DVS)

Bobby Boucher, a socially inept 31-year-old from the swamps of Louisiana, is home schooled and sheltered by his over-protective Mama. His only contact with society is his waterboy job for a college team where the players relentlessly make fun of him, and his coach doesn't let him fight back. This all changes when Bobby gets a new coach who lets him stand up for himself. Bobby finally releases years of pent up rage and is transformed into the most devastating tackler on the team. Now Bobby has to learn how to play football and go to college, all behind his Mama's back. Let's just hope Mama doesn't find out.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Bye Bye Boo Boo (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Louise hears Boo Boo is leaving Boyz 4 Now, she enters a contest that could give Tina the chance to meet him. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda learn an interesting piece of history regarding the restaurant, which leads to tension between Bob and Jimmy Pesto.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Horse Rider-Er, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After finally convincing Bob and Linda to send her to horse camp, Tina realizes she has to part ways with Jericho, her imaginary horse. Meanwhile, Linda decides to create a restaurant camp in an attempt to make things fair for Gene and Louise.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Waterboy, The (DVS)

Bobby Boucher, a socially inept 31-year-old from the swamps of Louisiana, is home schooled and sheltered by his over-protective Mama. His only contact with society is his waterboy job for a college team where the players relentlessly make fun of him, and his coach doesn't let him fight back. This all changes when Bobby gets a new coach who lets him stand up for himself. Bobby finally releases years of pent up rage and is transformed into the most devastating tackler on the team. Now Bobby has to learn how to play football and go to college, all behind his Mama's back. Let's just hope Mama doesn't find out.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Glued, Where's My Bob? (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The kids' goop war lands Bob in a sticky situation. The prank happens to occur on the same day that Skip Marooch calls to tell Bob that a journalist is going to interview him for a piece on unknown restaurants. The entire town gets involved and zany Belcher antics ensue.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Flu-Ouise (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When the youngest Belcher comes down with an epic case of the flu, Linda has a mishap as she tries to deliver Louise's favorite toy to her daughter's bedside. After Louise vows that she will never forgive her family for their mistake, she falls into a wild fever dream filled with familiar faces, zany musical numbers and a crazy adventure.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Hot Water (DVS)

American Dad

Stan battles an evil hot tub bent on killing his family.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Bye Bye Boo Boo (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Louise hears Boo Boo is leaving Boyz 4 Now, she enters a contest that could give Tina the chance to meet him. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda learn an interesting piece of history regarding the restaurant, which leads to tension between Bob and Jimmy Pesto.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Horse Rider-Er, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After finally convincing Bob and Linda to send her to horse camp, Tina realizes she has to part ways with Jericho, her imaginary horse. Meanwhile, Linda decides to create a restaurant camp in an attempt to make things fair for Gene and Louise.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Secret Admiral-Irer (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Tina's ideas of love and romance are tested when she volunteers at a nursing home to earn her next Thunder Girls badge. Meanwhile, Bob makes new friends who cause him to make some questionable choices.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Glued, Where's My Bob? (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The kids' goop war lands Bob in a sticky situation. The prank happens to occur on the same day that Skip Marooch calls to tell Bob that a journalist is going to interview him for a piece on unknown restaurants. The entire town gets involved and zany Belcher antics ensue.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

No Pain, No Gain (DVS)

Go-Big Show

This week our acts go further than ever before in pursuit of a shot at the $100,000 prize. Whether stretching skin, hair, or the limits of car safety, they're redefining danger on TV's most extreme talent show. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer

TV-14

11:30 PM

Hot Water (DVS)

American Dad

Stan battles an evil hot tub bent on killing his family.

TV-14

Sunday, Feb 6
12:00 AM

This is Definitely Not Child's Play (DVS)

Go-Big Show

Skateboarding, jump-rope and magic may seem like kids games but not when you see some of the worlds' most talented acts perform them in head to head battles. These outrageous acts push the limits in extreme and dangerous ways all for the chance to win the $100,000 prize. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Ward Show, A (DVS)

American Dad

After he's appointed Steve's legal guardian, Roger has Principal Lewis fired for letting Steve break the school's rules; Stan and Fran vacation at a waterpark.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Shazam! (DVS)

Billy Batson becomes Captain Marvel, the world's mightiest mortal, when he says the magic word "Shazam!" The name is an acronym for six gods and heroes of the ancient world as well as their attributes: the wisdom of Solomon, strength of Hercules, stamina of Atlas, power of Zeus, courage of Achilles and speed of Mercury.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Virtual In-Stanity (DVS)

American Dad

Stan uses an avatar of a hot girl to bond with Steve; Roger plots a violent end for frat brothers who stiffed him out of $20 for a limousine ride.

TV-14

2:00 AM

No Pain, No Gain (DVS)

Go-Big Show

This week our acts go further than ever before in pursuit of a shot at the $100,000 prize. Whether stretching skin, hair, or the limits of car safety, they're redefining danger on TV's most extreme talent show. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer

TV-14

4:00 AM

Shazam! (DVS)

Billy Batson becomes Captain Marvel, the world's mightiest mortal, when he says the magic word "Shazam!" The name is an acronym for six gods and heroes of the ancient world as well as their attributes: the wisdom of Solomon, strength of Hercules, stamina of Atlas, power of Zeus, courage of Achilles and speed of Mercury.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Smooching Cena (DVS)

Wipeout

With $25,000 and bragging rights on the line, a pair of Lil' Stinkers, the strongest couple in Georgia, and some old dads go head-to-head taking on the toughest Wipeout course yet!

TV-14

8:00 AM

Scarlett Getter, The (DVS)

American Dad

Francine is disgusted when Stan reestablishes contact with a crush from CIA boot camp; Bullock hires a bounty hunter to capture Roger; Steve wears Hayley's panties after concluding they bring him luck.

TV-14

9:00 AM

Nips, Flips 'n' Dips (DVS)

Wipeout

This week on Wipeout will have you saying OH DEER! Bambi makes an appearance along with middle school sweethearts and church camp counselors all for a shot of winning the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

9:30 AM

Stanny Tendergrass (DVS)

American Dad

Hoping to show Steve the value of hard work, Stan gets Steve a job at a country club; Francine struggles to come up with her own catchphrase.

TV-14

10:00 AM

Smooching Cena (DVS)

Wipeout

With $25,000 and bragging rights on the line, a pair of Lil' Stinkers, the strongest couple in Georgia, and some old dads go head-to-head taking on the toughest Wipeout course yet!

TV-14

10:30 AM

One Where Chandler Gets Caught, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Scarlett Getter, The (DVS)

American Dad

Francine is disgusted when Stan reestablishes contact with a crush from CIA boot camp; Bullock hires a bounty hunter to capture Roger; Steve wears Hayley's panties after concluding they bring him luck.

TV-14

11:30 AM

Season's Beatings (DVS)

American Dad

Father Donovan holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.

TV-14

12:00 PM

Unbrave One, The (DVS)

American Dad

With Roger's help, Steve dresses up as a superhero to prove his bravery to his father; when Stan discovers that Fran may be pregnant, he hopes the infant will turn out to be the brave child he never had.

TV-14

12:30 PM

Shazam! (DVS)

Billy Batson becomes Captain Marvel, the world's mightiest mortal, when he says the magic word "Shazam!" The name is an acronym for six gods and heroes of the ancient world as well as their attributes: the wisdom of Solomon, strength of Hercules, stamina of Atlas, power of Zeus, courage of Achilles and speed of Mercury.

TV-14

1:00 PM

Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key (DVS)

American Dad

Stan joins Roger and Steve's fictional detective agency but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his job. Roger demands Steve fire Stan but Steve cannot bring himself to do it and ends up lying to Roger. Things take a turn for the worse when Stan is kidnapped, and Steve must tell Roger the truth.

TV-14

1:30 PM

One Where Chandler Gets Caught, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where the Stripper Cries, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

Shazam! (DVS)

Billy Batson becomes Captain Marvel, the world's mightiest mortal, when he says the magic word "Shazam!" The name is an acronym for six gods and heroes of the ancient world as well as their attributes: the wisdom of Solomon, strength of Hercules, stamina of Atlas, power of Zeus, courage of Achilles and speed of Mercury.

TV-14

5:25 PM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Justice League (DVS)

Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes, Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash, it may be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.

TV-14

8:25 PM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Justice League (DVS)

Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes, Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash, it may be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Justice League (DVS)

Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes, Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash, it may be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.

TV-14

Monday, Feb 7
1:00 AM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Justice League (DVS)

Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes, Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash, it may be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

6:30 AM

Clear and Presentless Danger, A (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

Prescription for Trouble (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

George to the Third Power (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist (Michael Clarke Duncan) so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

George Gets Assisterance (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Clear and Presentless Danger, A (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Prescription for Trouble (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George to the Third Power (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist (Michael Clarke Duncan) so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

George Gets Assisterance (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Booth Babes (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline sign up for Booth Babes in order to get into a large gaming convention for free. Once inside, they discover Han's friend created video game characters based on them so they demand compensation.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Story Telling Show (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline shares her riches-to-rags life story on stage at a storytelling night and captures the attention of a Hollywood studio executive. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg search for a surrogate.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Lost Baggage (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max tags along with Caroline as she travels to Los Angeles on a film studio's dime to discuss the idea of making her riches-to-rags life story into a movie. While there, Max loses her luggage but finds a new crush.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And You Bet Your Ass (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline meets with studio writers in an effort to make her life story into a movie but she is torn when they reveal they would not portray Max in the project. Meanwhile, Max is spoiled by her new Hollywood beau.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with Princess Consuela, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss. Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Estelle Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Rachel's Going Away Party, The (DVS)

Friends

One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

Last One Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Last One Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where Monica Gets a Roommate, The (DVS)

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Sonogram, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Thumb, The (DVS)

Friends

The group loves Monica's new boyfriend; Chandler resumes smoking; and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with George Stephanopoulos, The (DVS)

Friends

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the East German Laundry Detergent, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with the Butt, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.

TV-14

7:30 PM

One with the Blackout, The (DVS)

Friends

A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon goes on a quest to make his first friend.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Poker, Faith, and Eggs (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon's faith is shaken when his dad goes to the hospital.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Therapist, A Comic Book, and A Breakfast Sausage, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon refuses to eat solid food after a choking scare.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon helps his father coach the football team.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Planetarium Collision, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy doesn't have time to work on super-asymmetry, so Sheldon goes to great lengths to ensure she's available to work with him even if it means accidentally sabotaging her career in the process. Raj doesn't want Howard to join him in hosting a show at the planetarium.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Imitation Perturbation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Howard dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, Sheldon seeks retaliation at Leonard and Penny's Halloween Party. Leonard is shocked that Penny doesn't remember their first kiss.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Grant Allocation Derivation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is caught between a rock and a hard place when he's responsible for distributing extra grant money. Bernadette turns the backyard playhouse into a hideaway from her husband and kids.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Consummation Deviation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon tries to bond with Amy's father, but when Howard lures Mr. Fowler away with magic tricks, Sheldon has no choice but to bond with Mrs. Fowler. Raj and Anu try to get physical for the first time.

TV-14

Tuesday, Feb 8
12:00 AM

Citation Negation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy are devastated after learning from a Russian paper that Super Asymmetry has already been discovered and disproven. Ultra-competitive Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend, Denise, to teach her how to beat Howard in a popular videogame.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

VCR Illumination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy are still down about their theory being disproven, but a VHS tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. Bernadette turns into a pageant mom when she tries to help Howard ace his Magic Castle audition.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Love at First Trip (DVS)

Wipeout

Mermaids, motivational speakers, and cosplayers take on the demanding Wipeout obstacle course, all vying for a $25,000 payday!

TV-14

2:00 AM

Invasion of the Big Balls (DVS)

Wipeout

Wipeout is back with the most challenging course in history! Aerialists, UFO-ologists and puppeteers are all battling to be crowned the Wipeout champion and take home the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Fantasy Baseball (DVS)

American Dad

Steve tries to get into baseball to connect with Stan. Roger creates real life drama for Francine after her favorite soap opera is cancelled.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Tumble Sleep Eat Repeat (DVS)

Wipeout

LARPers, worm farmers, and a pair of surfing siblings are among the dynamic duos battling it out on the Wipeout course for a $25,000 prize!

TV-14

3:30 AM

Brains, Brains, and Automobiles (DVS)

American Dad

When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Love at First Trip (DVS)

Wipeout

Mermaids, motivational speakers, and cosplayers take on the demanding Wipeout obstacle course, all vying for a $25,000 payday!

TV-14

5:00 AM

Invasion of the Big Balls (DVS)

Wipeout

Wipeout is back with the most challenging course in history! Aerialists, UFO-ologists and puppeteers are all battling to be crowned the Wipeout champion and take home the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Tumble Sleep Eat Repeat (DVS)

Wipeout

LARPers, worm farmers, and a pair of surfing siblings are among the dynamic duos battling it out on the Wipeout course for a $25,000 prize!

TV-14

6:30 AM

Sabes Quake (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

George Buys a Vow (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Sabes Quake (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George Buys a Vow (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George Watchas Out for Jason (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

George's Grand Slam (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Great Escape (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline lose Randy's dog while pet-sitting and risk their lives to find him, while a cannibalistic serial killer is loose in their neighborhood.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Pity Party Bus (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline signs away the rights to her life story so it can be turned into a movie. Meanwhile, Max is heartbroken when Randy breaks up with her via his therapist, so Caroline rents a party bus in an attempt to cheer her up.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Show Don't Tell (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls go to see Martin perform in a prison musical, where they tell him they plan to open a dessert bar with Caroline's money.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Loophole (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls look for a bigger space for their dessert bar, so Han refers them to a realtor who has a crush on him; Max is surprised when Randy wants to mend their relationship.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One Where the Nana Dies Twice, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One Where Underdog Gets Away, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica intends to host a cozy Thanksgiving feast in her apartment with her friends but her plans go awry, and the feast becomes a fiasco.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Monkey, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Mrs. Bing, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Dozen Lasagnas, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Boobies, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Candy Hearts, The (DVS)

Friends

On Valentine's Day, Ross meets his ex-wife while on his first date in nine years. The girls rebel by burning mementos of past relationships.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Stoned Guy, The (DVS)

Friends

A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.

TV-14

6:00 PM

One with Two Parts Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Two Parts Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with All the Poker, The (DVS)

Friends

The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One Where the Monkey Gets Away, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fiance.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon is determined to prove a NASA rep wrong.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meemaw refuses to give George Sr. her brisket recipe.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Princess Camille is Here (DVS)

Wipeout

Fun Moms, college volleyball players and God's gift to Wipeout take on the demanding Wipeout course for the chance to win $25,000 and maybe…just maybe…kiss John Cena on the lips.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Propagation Proposition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife want a baby, but when Zack is infertile, they ask Leonard to help. Raj attempts to mend things with his ex-fiancee, Anu.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Princess Camille is Here (DVS)

Wipeout

Fun Moms, college volleyball players and God's gift to Wipeout take on the demanding Wipeout course for the chance to win $25,000 and maybe…just maybe…kiss John Cena on the lips.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Meteorite Manifestation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is thrilled to help Bernadette and Howard navigate bureaucratic paperwork, until he discovers they are breaking the law. Leonard is disappointed when his friends exclude him from a scientific project.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Donation Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny tries to seduce an abstaining Leonard to ruin his "donation" for her ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife, Marissa. Howard, Bernadette, Anu and Raj turn to Raj's canceled bachelor party into a couple's trip aboard the "vomit comet".

TV-PG

11:30 PM

D & D Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang finds out Wil Wheaton hosts a celebrity Dungeons and Dragons game involving William Shatner, Joe Manganiello, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin Smith. Deception and betrayal are the path to make it to the one open seat.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Feb 9
12:00 AM

Princess Camille is Here (DVS)

Wipeout

Fun Moms, college volleyball players and God's gift to Wipeout take on the demanding Wipeout course for the chance to win $25,000 and maybe…just maybe…kiss John Cena on the lips.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

A trip to Sunday school inspires Sheldon to study religions.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Princess Camille is Here (DVS)

Wipeout

Fun Moms, college volleyball players and God's gift to Wipeout take on the demanding Wipeout course for the chance to win $25,000 and maybe…just maybe…kiss John Cena on the lips.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Cape Canaveral, Shrodinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George takes his sons to see a space shuttle launch.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon tutors his brother when his grades threaten football.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon interviews with a school for gifted children.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

A trip to Sunday school inspires Sheldon to study religions.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

George Needs Anchor Management (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

Truly Miserable Valentine's Special, A (DVS)

Misery Index, The

Love is in the air on The Misery Index Valentine's Special! We see that the bond between a man and his car is the most romantic of all, why Murr hasn't quite got the hang of married life and how motor-boating your fiancé can sink a relationship. Two ex's - Dumper Iden vs Dumpee Siena -  show why there is something more valuable than love and it's $30,000!!

TV-14

7:30 AM

Jon Moxley vs His Bulldog (DVS)

Misery Index, The

We show why bungee jumping is always a safe and responsible choice, and why the bedroom is the most dangerous room in the house. AWE Superstar Jon Moxley drops in to share tales of his sociopath bulldog! Two contestants - Island Impressionist Rio takes on Smear Campaign Survivor Lamarr - battle to be masters of misery and march away with our grand prize of over $30,000!

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Attack of the Killer Apartment (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max's boyfriend, Randy, asks to spend the night at her place so he can become more acquainted with her world; Caroline tries to get a liquor license for their Dessert Bar.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Partnership Hits the Fan (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

A Law firm that's courting Randy for a job invites him and Max to dinner at a hip new restaurant with eclectic cuisine, but the evening veers off course when things don't sit well with Max.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Ten Inches (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline approach the owner of a pizza place next door about renting space to expand their renovated dessert bar.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Big Gamble (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In the season 5 finale, Max and Caroline learn Han is in trouble with a gang when he can't pay a substantial debt he amassed from gambling on women's tennis.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Evil Orthodontist, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with the Fake Monica, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Ick Factor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Birth, The (DVS)

Friends

When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Rachel Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Ross's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.

TV-14

5:00 PM

One with the Breast Milk, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where Heckles Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Husband, The (DVS)

Friends

Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with the Baby on the Bus, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One Where Ross Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Ep123 - Dynamite 2/9/2022 (DVS)

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite

A world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers give fans a new wrestling experience for the first time in 20 years. Founded by President and CEO Tony Khan, AEW is headlined by Cody & Brandi Rhodes, The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson), Kenny Omega, Hangman Adam Page, Chris Jericho and Jon Moxley.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Sneeze, Detention and Sissy Spacek, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Conference Valuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a pharmaceutical sales convention, leaving Howard in charge of the kids. Sheldon finds a book on experimenting on kids, and the guys plus Amy make a day of it.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Laureate Accumulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Competitors Pemberton and Campbell charm America on a publicity tour, so Sheldon and Amy try to bring Nobel laureates Kip Thorne, George Smoot, and Frances Arnold to their side. Halley's fear of the dark leads to opportunity and conflict for Howard, Bernadette and Stuart.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

This is Definitely Not Child's Play (DVS)

Go-Big Show

Skateboarding, jump-rope and magic may seem like kids games but not when you see some of the worlds' most talented acts perform them in head to head battles. These outrageous acts push the limits in extreme and dangerous ways all for the chance to win the $100,000 prize. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Decision Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon & Missy are left home alone for the first time.

TV-PG