DVS Offerings

Wednesday, Mar 20
12:03 AM

Roger 'n Me (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick. Their friendship goes to a whole new level, but when they return home and face Francine, Stan realizes that what happens in Atlantic City doesn't necessarily stay there.

TV-14

1:03 AM

Welcome Back, Carter (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter extorts Carter after finding out he's having an affair with another woman.

TV-14

2:03 AM

1 Day (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God meets with potential investors for his groundbreaking new restaurant.

TV-14

3:03 AM

1 Day (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God meets with potential investors for his groundbreaking new restaurant.

TV-14

4:03 AM

Episode 91239

Conan

Guests: Isla Fisher, Mark Normand

TV-14

5:03 AM

1 Day (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God meets with potential investors for his groundbreaking new restaurant.

TV-14

6:03 AM

1 Day (DVS)

Miracle Workers

God meets with potential investors for his groundbreaking new restaurant.

TV-14

7:03 AM

Episode 91239

Conan

Guests: Isla Fisher, Mark Normand

TV-14

8:03 AM

Bizzaro Jerry, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine's soon-to-be former beau has two friends who resemble George and Kramer.

TV-PG

9:03 AM

Menzies (DVS)

New Girl

As Jess' job search kicks into high gear, the guys fear her time of the month is also affecting their physical and psychological well-being. Meanwhile, Schmidt begins a 50 Shades of Grey type of relationship with his corporate boss, and Nick gains wisdom from an unlikely, hands-on and mute source.

TV-14

10:03 AM

And the Godmama Drama (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Oleg and Sophie's plan to have Max and Caroline as Barbara's godparents goes awry when Oleg's domineering mother arrives from the Ukraine for the baby's baptism and fires the girls from their godparent duties.

TV-14

11:03 AM

Hi-Def Jam

King of Queens, The

Doug wants to watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Horizontal Hold

King of Queens, The

Carrie begins to question her relationship with Doug.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

Package, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer tries to scam the U.S. Postal Service to get a refund for Jerry's stereo.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

One in Barbados Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

One After Joey and Rachel Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends' passionate encounters; Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish; Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

One with Ross's Tan, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date; Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent; Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

One in Barbados Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

6:03 PM

One After Joey and Rachel Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends' passionate encounters; Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish; Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.

TV-PG

7:03 PM

One with Ross's Tan, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date; Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent; Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.

TV-PG

8:03 PM

One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests; Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.

TV-PG

9:03 PM

One with the Home Study, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker; Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.

TV-PG

10:03 PM

One Where Chandler Gets Caught, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.

TV-PG

11:03 PM

With Friends Like Steve's (DVS)

American Dad

After Steve shows a lack of interest in Stan's job, Stan replaces him with Barry, Steve's obese friend, who is in fact malicious (without his medication) and plots to replace Steve completely. Meanwhile, Roger does an impressive keg stand and becomes a fraternity brother.

TV-14

Thursday, Mar 21
12:03 AM

Camp Refoogee (DVS)

American Dad

Stan tries to get Steve to attend summer camp; the only one he can find, however, turns out to be a refugee camp in Africa. Meanwhile, Roger and Francine take up role-playing, though they can't come up with a mutual backstory.

TV-14

1:03 AM

Baby, You Knock Me Out (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter coaxes Lois into entering an amateur boxing match, where Lois easily defeats her opponent-launching her career as a professional pugilist.

TV-14

2:03 AM

March 20, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal reminisces on 2017's greatest hits, starting with that Muslim ban that is totally still a thing! Plus, Sam does a lightening round intro of the approximately 5,000 dems who have announced their 2020 presidential campaigns and declares March "Black Future Month" with help from Sasheer Zamata.

TV-MA

3:03 AM

March 20, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal reminisces on 2017's greatest hits, starting with that Muslim ban that is totally still a thing! Plus, Sam does a lightening round intro of the approximately 5,000 dems who have announced their 2020 presidential campaigns and declares March "Black Future Month" with help from Sasheer Zamata.

TV-MA

4:03 AM

Episode 91240

Conan

Guest: John Mulaney

TV-14

5:03 AM

March 20, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal reminisces on 2017's greatest hits, starting with that Muslim ban that is totally still a thing! Plus, Sam does a lightening round intro of the approximately 5,000 dems who have announced their 2020 presidential campaigns and declares March "Black Future Month" with help from Sasheer Zamata.

TV-MA

6:03 AM

March 20, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal reminisces on 2017's greatest hits, starting with that Muslim ban that is totally still a thing! Plus, Sam does a lightening round intro of the approximately 5,000 dems who have announced their 2020 presidential campaigns and declares March "Black Future Month" with help from Sasheer Zamata.

TV-MA

7:03 AM

Episode 91240

Conan

Guest: John Mulaney

TV-14

8:03 AM

Greg & Larry (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The precinct drops everything when they suspect Holt is in danger after efforts to track down Adrian Pimento's hit man take an unexpected turn.

TV-14

9:03 AM

Coral Palms Part 2 (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Part 2 of 3. Jake and Holt end up on the other side of the interrogation table after being caught plotting an attack on Figgis. Meanwhile, a questionable new captain takes over at the precinct.

TV-14

10:03 AM

And the Duck Stamp (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's dessert bar business booms when they hire a popular bartender, but the girls are forced to intervene when Han becomes addicted to the mixologist's potent cocoa powder in his signature cacao drink. Meanwhile, Han enters a duck stamp drawing contest; and glamour eludes Sophie as she adjusts to being a mom.

TV-14

11:03 AM

Separation Anxiety

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Departure Time

King of Queens, The

Doug's parents ask him to sign their living will.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

Abstinence, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George benefits when his new girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

One with Phoebe's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

Departure Time

King of Queens, The

Doug's parents ask him to sign their living will.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

One with Phoebe's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

Florida State vs. Vermont (DVS)

2019 NCAA's - TBS

8:03 PM

Marquette vs. Murray State

2019 NCAA's - TBS

11:03 PM

Villanova vs. St. Mary's (CA)

2019 NCAA's - TBS

Friday, Mar 22
1:03 AM

Purdue vs. Old Dominion

2019 NCAA's - TBS

4:03 AM

Episode 91241

Conan

Guest: Gad Elmaleh

TV-14

5:03 AM

American Dad After School Special, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve starts dating an overweight girl. Stan's insecurity about his own body image leads him to anorexia.

TV-14

6:03 AM

Episode 91241

Conan

Guest: Gad Elmaleh

TV-14

7:03 AM

Chicken Roaster, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A celebrity opens a chicken restaurant in Jerry's neighborhood.

TV-PG

8:03 AM

Audit, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

With the crime rate lowered, Brooklyn is permanently shutting down one of its precincts. The team is confident they'll be evaluated fairly until the auditor turns out to be Amy's ex, leading the whole squad to band together to try to save the precinct.

TV-14

9:03 AM

Night Shift, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

A crossover event that concludes on "New Girl" begins with Jake enlisting Jess' help with a case during her visit to New York. Meanwhile, Holt researches methods to improve office morale; and Amy wonders why Rosa takes such long breaks.

TV-14

10:03 AM

And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max decides to head to Los Angeles to win back Randy, so she and Caroline embark on a cross-country road trip with Han at the wheel. Back in New York, Oleg takes charge of the diner and Sophie fills in as a waitress.

TV-14

11:03 AM

Sno Job

King of Queens, The

Doug helps his cousin get a job; Arthur joins a film focus-group.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Pregnant Pause (2)

King of Queens, The

Carrie learns that she is pregnant.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

Little Jerry, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George finds the perfect woman; Kramer gets a pet; Elaine dates a bald man.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

One Where Estelle Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

Pregnant Pause (2)

King of Queens, The

Carrie learns that she is pregnant.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

Road to the North Pole Part 1 & 2 (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian and Stewie take their adventures to the North Pole to seek out Santa Claus.

TV-14

5:03 PM

Kansas St. vs. UC Irvine (DVS)

2019 NCAA's - TBS

8:03 PM

Wisconsin vs. Oregon

2019 NCAA's - TBS

11:03 PM

Houston vs. Georgia St.

2019 NCAA's - TBS

Saturday, Mar 23
1:03 AM

Iowa State vs. Ohio State

2019 NCAA's - TBS

4:03 AM

Pilot (DVS)

Last O.G., The

The Last O.G. centers on Tray (Morgan), an ex-con shocked to see just how much the world has changed when he is released from prison for good behavior after a 15-year stint. Returning to his newly gentrified Brooklyn neighborhood, he discovers that his former girlfriend, Shay (played by emerging, breakout star actress and comedian Tiffany Haddish), has married an affable, successful white man (Ryan Gaul) who is helping raise the twins (Taylor Mosby & Dante Hoagland) Tray never knew existed. Wanting nothing more than to connect with his kids, but having neither the money to support them nor himself, Tray falls back on the skills he learned in prison to make ends meet while treading on unfamiliar territory.

TV-MA

5:03 AM

CS:GO 2019 Lower Bracket Finals

ELEAGUE

FaZe vs BIG, International powerhouse FaZe takes on the German super-squad, BIG.

TV-14

6:03 AM

Replacements, The (DVS)

Shane "Footsteps" Falco is a disillusioned football player who believes his dreams have all but dissipated. Once a red-hot All American prospect, Shane now regrets ever believing that the NFL would draft him. However, fate takes a strange twist for Shane when during the 1997 NFL season, a player's strike leaves the fields (and stadiums) empty, leaving team owners scrambling to fill uniforms as fast as possible. When the Washington Sentinels bring back the contentious and self-retired head coach Jimmy McGinty to seek out players who will play with their hearts rather than their wallets, he picks Shane to lead his mismatched crew of outsiders through the strike. To everyone's surprise, the ragtag team goes on an unprecedented winning streak as they discover in themselves the ability to hope for more than they ever thought possible maybe even the playoffs, which has been denied to the Sentinels for seven years.

TV-14

8:03 AM

Lincoln Lover (DVS)

American Dad

Greg introduces Stan to the Langley Falls Log Cabin Republicans. Only after Stan is taken with their fabulous ways does he realize that it's a gay group. To gain further acceptance into this wonderful group, Stan decides to become gay. Meanwhile, Terry is furious to discover Greg is a Republican.

TV-14

9:03 AM

Road to the North Pole Part 1 & 2 (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian and Stewie take their adventures to the North Pole to seek out Santa Claus.

TV-14

10:03 AM

And the Tease Time (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline prepares for her third date with Bobby and tries to spice things up by taking a burlesque class. She's accompanied by a reluctant Max, who decides to give up sex in the wake of her breakup with Randy. She also goes golfing with Han.

TV-14

11:03 AM

Andrea Doria, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George wants a better apartment; Jerry learns Newman is hiding mail.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Sight Gag

King of Queens, The

Doug's gift to Carrie of corneal surgery results in her temporary blindness.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

Friender Bender

King of Queens, The

Doug hits and damages Deacon and Kelly's car.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

Sight Gag

King of Queens, The

Doug's gift to Carrie of corneal surgery results in her temporary blindness.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

Friender Bender

King of Queens, The

Doug hits and damages Deacon and Kelly's car.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

Horrible Bosses (DVS)

Management candidate Nick has been logging 12-hour days and eating everything his twisted supervisor Harken dishes out, toward the promise of a well-earned promotion. But now he knows that's never going to happen. Meanwhile, dental assistant Dale has been struggling to maintain his self-respect against the relentless X-rated advances of Dr. Julia Harris, when she suddenly turns up the heat. And accountant Kurt has just learned that his company's corrupt new owner, Pellit, is not only bent on ruining his career but plans to funnel toxic waste into an unsuspecting population. What can you do when your boss is a psycho, a man-eater or a total tool? Quitting is not an option. These monsters must be stopped. So, on the strength of a few-too-many drinks and some dubious advice from a hustling ex-con whose street cred is priced on a sliding scale, the guys devise a convoluted but foolproof plan to rid the world of their respective employers permanently. But even the best-laid plans are only as good as the brains behind them.

TV-14

6:03 PM

Horrible Bosses 2 (DVS)

Fed up with answering to higher-ups, Nick, Dale and Kurt decide to become their own bosses by launching their own business. But a slick investor soon pulls the rug out from under them. Outplayed and desperate, and without legal recourse, the three would-be entrepreneurs hatch a misguided plan to kidnap the investor's adult son and ransom him to regain control of their company.

TV-14

8:03 PM

Horrible Bosses 2 (DVS)

Fed up with answering to higher-ups, Nick, Dale and Kurt decide to become their own bosses by launching their own business. But a slick investor soon pulls the rug out from under them. Outplayed and desperate, and without legal recourse, the three would-be entrepreneurs hatch a misguided plan to kidnap the investor's adult son and ransom him to regain control of their company.

TV-14

9:03 PM

Re-Entry Minimization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard returns from space...without the welcome he wanted.

TV-PG

10:03 PM

Extract Obliteration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's friendship with renowned scientist STEPHEN HAWKING is threatened by a game of "Words with Friends," while Penny secretly enrolls in a class at the local college.

TV-14

11:03 PM

Game 09

2019 NCAA's - TBS

Sunday, Mar 24
1:03 AM

Game 10

2019 NCAA's - TBS

4:03 AM

Mark Cuban vs. Rusev and Lana and The New Day vs. SWV

Drop the Mic

Let's get ready to rumble in a WWE double-header! Wrestling superstars Rusev and Lana hunt shark Mark Cuban to see who's the baddest beast. Then tag team champs The New Day jump in the ring with iconic soul singers SWV in a no holds barred grudge match.

TV-14

5:03 AM

March 20, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal reminisces on 2017's greatest hits, starting with that Muslim ban that is totally still a thing! Plus, Sam does a lightening round intro of the approximately 5,000 dems who have announced their 2020 presidential campaigns and declares March "Black Future Month" with help from Sasheer Zamata.

TV-MA

6:03 AM

Higgs Boson Observation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy's nervous when Sheldon hires Alex, a female assistant.

TV-PG

7:03 AM

Old School (DVS)

A trio of thirty-something buddies tries to recapture the outrageous, irrepressible fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus frat house. Mitch, Frank and Beanie have all reached a crossroads in their lives. They can choose to be responsible adults, with wives, families and steady jobs--or they can postpone adulthood in favor of the reckless abandon of frat house living with all the fun and none of the education. No contest.

TV-14

8:03 AM

And the Dad Day Afternoon (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han's new therapist suggests that Max needs to confront her "daddy issues" and fear of intimacy, so she reluctantly heads to Rhode Island to track down her birth father with the diner gang in tow. Oleg gets upset when Sophie asks him to help out around the house.

TV-14

9:03 AM

Old School (DVS)

A trio of thirty-something buddies tries to recapture the outrageous, irrepressible fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus frat house. Mitch, Frank and Beanie have all reached a crossroads in their lives. They can choose to be responsible adults, with wives, families and steady jobs--or they can postpone adulthood in favor of the reckless abandon of frat house living with all the fun and none of the education. No contest.

TV-14

10:03 AM

Turkey or Fish

Everybody Loves Raymond

Although Marie has always cooked the traditional turkey dinner for Thanksgiving, Debra decides it's her turn to prepare the holiday meal, but, not wanting to compete with Marie's turkey, she chooses to serve fish which upsets the apple cart. Marie, feeling threatened when her family thinks Debra's fish idea is perfectly acceptable, decides to bring her own turkey to the dinner party to prove that she's the better cook. Meanwhile, Ray's idea of a traditional holiday at home becomes even more untraditional when the relatives opt not to watch football, much to his dismay.

TV-PG

11:03 AM

Eggs (DVS)

New Girl

When Jess learns that a friend is pregnant, both she and Cece panic that time is running out for them to have children. Meanwhile, Schmidt seeks advice on how to please Emma. Nick and Winston visit the zoo to find inspiration for Nick's zombie-themed novel.

TV-14

12:03 PM

In-Laws

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's well-to-do in-laws visit.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

Mean Streak

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to break the company record for the largest number of consecutive deliveries.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

Oxy Moron

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he would risk himself to save her.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

Who's Handsome?

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's compliments to insecure Robert prompt Ray to change.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

Mean Streak

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to break the company record for the largest number of consecutive deliveries.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

Old School (DVS)

A trio of thirty-something buddies tries to recapture the outrageous, irrepressible fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus frat house. Mitch, Frank and Beanie have all reached a crossroads in their lives. They can choose to be responsible adults, with wives, families and steady jobs--or they can postpone adulthood in favor of the reckless abandon of frat house living with all the fun and none of the education. No contest.

TV-14

6:03 PM

This Is 40 (DVS)

Pete and Debbie are approaching a milestone meltdown. After years of marriage, Pete lives in a house of all females: wife Debbie and their two daughters, 8-year-old Charlotte and 13-year-old Sadie. As he struggles to keep his record label afloat, he and Debbie must figure out how to forgive, forget and enjoy the rest of their lives before they kill each other.

TV-14

7:03 PM

Step Brothers (DVS)

Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old, lives with his mother, Nancy. Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old lives with his father, Robert. When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as step brothers. As their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to bring their parents back together. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond that maybe, just maybe, will finally get them out of the house.

TV-14

8:03 PM

Step Brothers (DVS)

Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old, lives with his mother, Nancy. Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old lives with his father, Robert. When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as step brothers. As their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to bring their parents back together. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond that maybe, just maybe, will finally get them out of the house.

TV-14

9:03 PM

Habitation Configuration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Bernadette pressures Howard to move out of his mother's house, while Sheldon finds himself caught in the middle of a fight between Amy and Wil Wheaton.

TV-PG

10:03 PM

Parking Spot Escalation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon & Howard battle over an assigned parking spot.

TV-14

11:03 PM

Game 11

2019 NCAA's - TBS

Monday, Mar 25
1:03 AM

Game 12

2019 NCAA's - TBS

4:03 AM

Bobo Beans (DVS)

Last O.G., The

After getting turned down for a job at a high-end restaurant, Tray stumbles into a position at a chain coffee shop. The twist - it's owned by Wavy, the drug dealer that Tray took the fall for.

TV-MA

5:03 AM

Step Brothers (DVS)

Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old, lives with his mother, Nancy. Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old lives with his father, Robert. When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as step brothers. As their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to bring their parents back together. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond that maybe, just maybe, will finally get them out of the house.

TV-14

6:03 AM

Old School (DVS)

A trio of thirty-something buddies tries to recapture the outrageous, irrepressible fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus frat house. Mitch, Frank and Beanie have all reached a crossroads in their lives. They can choose to be responsible adults, with wives, families and steady jobs--or they can postpone adulthood in favor of the reckless abandon of frat house living with all the fun and none of the education. No contest.

TV-14

7:03 AM

This Is 40 (DVS)

Pete and Debbie are approaching a milestone meltdown. After years of marriage, Pete lives in a house of all females: wife Debbie and their two daughters, 8-year-old Charlotte and 13-year-old Sadie. As he struggles to keep his record label afloat, he and Debbie must figure out how to forgive, forget and enjoy the rest of their lives before they kill each other.

TV-14

8:03 AM

Step Brothers (DVS)

Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old, lives with his mother, Nancy. Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old lives with his father, Robert. When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as step brothers. As their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to bring their parents back together. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond that maybe, just maybe, will finally get them out of the house.

TV-14

10:03 AM

This Is 40 (DVS)

Pete and Debbie are approaching a milestone meltdown. After years of marriage, Pete lives in a house of all females: wife Debbie and their two daughters, 8-year-old Charlotte and 13-year-old Sadie. As he struggles to keep his record label afloat, he and Debbie must figure out how to forgive, forget and enjoy the rest of their lives before they kill each other.

TV-14

11:03 AM

Lyin' Hearted

King of Queens, The

Doug encounters one of his delivery customers while accompanying Arthur to the hospital.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Last One Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

One with the Sonogram, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

One with George Stephanopoulos, The (DVS)

Friends

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

Last One Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

One with the Sonogram, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

One with George Stephanopoulos, The (DVS)

Friends

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.

TV-PG

6:03 PM

One with the Butt, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.

TV-14

7:03 PM

One Where the Nana Dies Twice, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.

TV-14

8:03 PM

Of Ice and Men (DVS)

American Dad

Stan's competitive streak is unleashed when he and Francine start ice dancing together. Stan dumps Francine to compete with Roger. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends get a mail order Russian bride.

TV-14

9:03 PM

Best Christmas Story Never Told, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan goes to the past to keep Jane Fonda from ruining Christmas, but he winds up creating an alternate future where the United States has been taken over by the Soviet Union.

TV-14

10:03 PM

Aquaticism (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina learns that the aquarium is in danger of closing, the Belcher children devise a scheme to keep it running. Meanwhile, Bob realizes that he could learn a thing or two from Linda's customer service skills.

TV-PG

11:03 PM

Eggs for Days (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The annual Easter egg hunt always brings out the competitive sides of Bob and Linda, but this time, the game goes awry. After the Belcher parents have a little too much fun hiding the eggs, the entire family is enlisted in finding the lone egg that is quickly rotting in its hiding place.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Mar 26
12:03 AM

Valentine's Day in Quahog (DVS)

Family Guy

This Valentine's Day episode features a series of comic vignettes centered around the residents of Quahog.

TV-14

1:03 AM

Call Girl (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter loses the family's money, Lois takes a job as a phone sex operator.

TV-14

2:03 AM

12 and a Half Angry Men (DVS)

Family Guy

Mayor West goes on trial for murder after his aide is found stabbed to death.

TV-14

3:03 AM

Comeback, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry joins a tennis club; a co-worker's insults test George.

TV-PG

4:03 AM

Episode 91216

Conan

Guest: Pete Holmes

TV-14

5:03 AM

Susie, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine creates an alternate persona at work; George tries to keep a girlfriend.

TV-PG

6:03 AM

Comeback, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry joins a tennis club; a co-worker's insults test George.

TV-PG

7:03 AM

Episode 91216

Conan

Guest: Pete Holmes

TV-14

8:03 AM

Susie, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine creates an alternate persona at work; George tries to keep a girlfriend.

TV-PG

9:03 AM

English Patient, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry lifts weights with his parents' Florida neighbor.

TV-PG

10:03 AM

And the Rock Me on the Dais (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls are excited when they are invited to a press junket to promote the film about Caroline's life, but Caroline gets a surprise when her ex-boyfriend, Candy Andy, shows up. Bobby gets jealous over Caroline and Candy Andy's reconnection and asks the diner gang for advice.

TV-14

11:03 AM

Life Sentence

King of Queens, The

Doug sets up a camera in the basement to monitor Arthur.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Double Downer

King of Queens, The

Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City and his boss ends up joining them.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

Yada Yada, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George realizes his girlfriend's slang may leave out vital information.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

One with Mrs. Bing, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

One with the Boobies, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

One with Two Parts Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

One with Mrs. Bing, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.

TV-PG

6:03 PM

One with the Boobies, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.

TV-PG

7:03 PM

One with Two Parts Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.

TV-PG

8:03 PM

One with All the Poker, The (DVS)

Friends

The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.

TV-PG

9:03 PM

One with the Evil Orthodontist, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.

TV-14

10:03 PM

One with the Ick Factor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.

TV-PG

11:03 PM

American Dream Factory (DVS)

American Dad

Stan feels like he's not climbing the ladder fast enough at work, so he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making a quick profit takes a lot of work, he resorts to using illegal aliens as cheap labor.

TV-14

Wednesday, Mar 27
12:03 AM

Black Mystery Month (DVS)

American Dad

While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that's been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history.

TV-14

1:03 AM

And I'm Joyce Kinney (DVS)

Family Guy

Lois is horrified when television news reporter Joyce Kinney exposes Lois as a former pornographic film star.

TV-14

2:03 AM

1 Hour (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Craig risks it all in a desperate attempt to save Earth and all of mankind.

3:03 AM

1 Hour (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Craig risks it all in a desperate attempt to save Earth and all of mankind.

4:03 AM

Episode 91217

Conan

Guests: Matt LeBlanc and comedian Gary Gulman

TV-14

5:03 AM

1 Hour (DVS)

Miracle Workers

Craig risks it all in a desperate attempt to save Earth and all of mankind.

6:03 AM

Cabin (DVS)

New Girl

Jess invites Nick and Angie to spend a couples' weekend with her and Sam. Once there, however, she quickly discovers that two's company and four's a crowd. Meanwhile, Winston tries to teach Schmidt about race relations.

TV-14

7:03 AM

Episode 91217

Conan

Guests: Matt LeBlanc and comedian Gary Gulman

TV-14

8:03 AM

Butter Shave, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry gets upset when a lame comic follows his act; Kramer uses butter.

TV-PG

9:03 AM

Cabin (DVS)

New Girl

Jess invites Nick and Angie to spend a couples' weekend with her and Sam. Once there, however, she quickly discovers that two's company and four's a crowd. Meanwhile, Winston tries to teach Schmidt about race relations.

TV-14

10:03 AM

And the 90s Horse Party (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Max throw a '90s-themed party at the diner to attract rich hipsters and raise money for their cupcake business. Caroline is horrified when her rich ex-boyfriend, William, comes into the diner.

TV-14

11:03 AM

Food Fight

King of Queens, The

Carrie grows jealous when Spence's girlfriend recruits Doug to test her culinary homework.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

No Orleans

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans without Doug's cousins.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

Serenity Now, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's new girlfriend encourages him to express his emotions.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

One with the Birth, The (DVS)

Friends

When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

One with Ross's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.

TV-14

4:03 PM

One Where Heckles Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

One with the Birth, The (DVS)

Friends

When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.

TV-PG

6:03 PM

One with Ross's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.

TV-14

7:03 PM

One Where Heckles Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.

TV-PG

8:03 PM

One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.

TV-PG

9:03 PM

One Where Ross Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

TV-PG

10:03 PM

One with the Lesbian Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

TV-PG

11:03 PM

Four Little Words (DVS)

American Dad

Stan goes to great lengths to never, ever end up in a situation ending with Francine telling him, "I told you so." She lets him hook his boss Bullock up with her friend, but when Bullock accidentally kills the woman, Stan frames Francine so she'll stop asking questions.

TV-14

Thursday, Mar 28
12:03 AM

I Can't Stan You (DVS)

American Dad

Stan drives himself crazy worrying about his neighbors' opinion of him. Roger and Steve become con artists.

TV-14

1:03 AM

German Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

Herbert warns Chris that the kind old German puppeteer Chris has befriended is a Nazi war criminal.

TV-14

2:03 AM

March 27, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

A talk show of Samantha Bee's nuanced, satirical view of political and cultural issues.

TV-MA

3:03 AM

March 27, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

A talk show of Samantha Bee's nuanced, satirical view of political and cultural issues.

TV-MA

4:03 AM

Episode 91220

Conan

Guests: Tracy Morgan and Taraji P. Henson.

TV-14

5:03 AM

March 27, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

A talk show of Samantha Bee's nuanced, satirical view of political and cultural issues.

TV-MA

6:03 AM

March 27, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

A talk show of Samantha Bee's nuanced, satirical view of political and cultural issues.

TV-MA

7:03 AM

Episode 91220

Conan

Guests: Tracy Morgan and Taraji P. Henson.

TV-14

8:03 AM

Mr. Santiago (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake pulls out all the stops in hopes of impressing Amy's father, a former cop, at her family's Thanksgiving dinner. Elsewhere, Charles is on turkey duty; and Holt helps Pimento cope with the fact that he can no longer work for the NYPD.

TV-14

9:03 AM

Overmining, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Holt find the motivation to help Captain C.J. with a big case. Terry imposes a green initiative and tells Gina to remove her precious space heater. Rosa and Boyle visit a foot massage parlor.

TV-14

10:03 AM

And the Really Petty Cash (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Johnny's girlfriend, Cashandra has a devious plan in mind when she hires Max and Caroline to bake cupcakes for an art show featuring his work.

TV-14

11:03 AM

Hero Worship

King of Queens, The

Doug's uncle offers to back financially his desire to open a sandwich shop.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Lush Life

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to get Carrie inebriated so he can cheat on his diet.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

Slicer, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer buys a meat slicer. Jerry's date considers his job meaningless.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

4:03 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

6:03 PM

One Where Eddie Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.

TV-PG

7:03 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

8:03 PM

One with the Bullies, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Joey are scared of two bullies. Phoebe meets her long-lost family members.

TV-PG

9:03 PM

One with the Chicken Pox, The (DVS)

Friends

When Phoebe catches chicken pox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.

TV-PG

10:03 PM

Infiniti NCAA Tip-Off

2019 NCAA's - TBS

11:03 PM

Game 13

2019 NCAA's - TBS

Friday, Mar 29
1:03 AM

Game 14

2019 NCAA's - TBS

4:03 AM

Inside March Madness presented by Buick

2019 NCAA's - TBS

5:03 AM

Episode 91235

Conan

Guest: Timothy Olyphant

TV-14

6:03 AM

Fugitive Part 1, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Part 1: Several convicts escape from a prison van, sending the entire squad on a manhunt throughout Brooklyn. Marshawn Lynch is the only key witness, and Jake & Amy place a bet on who can capture the most inmates.

TV-14

7:03 AM

Vacation Goo, The (DVS)

American Dad

The Smiths find out that their outstanding family vacations have only been experiences in virtual reality. Stan vows to redeem himself by taking the family on a cruise, but when they are stranded on a remote island, things get out of hand. Meanwhile, Roger goes from cruise ship singer to a dancer in a seedy gentlemen's club.

TV-14

8:03 AM

Merv Griffin Show, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry dates a toy collector; Kramer thinks he finds a TV show's furniture set.

TV-PG

9:03 AM

Fugitive Part 1, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Part 1: Several convicts escape from a prison van, sending the entire squad on a manhunt throughout Brooklyn. Marshawn Lynch is the only key witness, and Jake & Amy place a bet on who can capture the most inmates.

TV-14

10:03 AM

And the Upstairs Neighbor (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are suspicious of the new upstairs neighbor, Sophie, who moves in after the old tenant dies.

TV-14

11:03 AM

Bun Dummy

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to find a tactful way of telling Carrie he does not like her new hairstyle.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Eddie Money

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to keep secret from Carrie $5,000 he won in a gambling pool.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

Apology, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's girlfriend teaches him some naked truths; George anticipates an apology.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

One with the Jam, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

One with the Jam, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

6:03 PM

One with Frank Jr., The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.

TV-PG

7:03 PM

One with the Race Car Bed, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.

TV-PG

8:03 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.

TV-14

9:03 PM

One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends, The (DVS)

Friends

When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide to become friends with dire consequences.

TV-14

10:03 PM

Infiniti NCAA Tip-Off

2019 NCAA's - TBS

11:03 PM

Game 15

2019 NCAA's - TBS

Saturday, Mar 30
1:03 AM

Game 16

2019 NCAA's - TBS

4:03 AM

Inside March Madness presented by Buick

2019 NCAA's - TBS

5:03 AM

CS:GO 2019 Grand Finals

ELEAGUE

Cloud9 vs FaZe, North America's Cloud9 battle the most expensive team in history, FAZE, for the ELEAGUE Championship.

TV-14

6:03 AM

Rush Hour 3 (DVS)

In the heart of Paris lies a deadly secret. Half a world away in Los Angeles, Ambassador Han is about to disclose it. In his possession is explosive new evidence about the inner workings of the Triads--the most powerful and notorious crime syndicate in the world. The Ambassador has discovered the identity of Shy Shen, the very crux of the wide-ranging crime ring, and he's about to reveal it to the World Criminal Court--until he is silenced by an assassin's bullet. The Triads will go to any lengths to make sure their secrets stay buried, and there's only one hope for stopping them. LAPD Detective Carter and Chinese Inspector Lee are back--back where they don't belong. The unlikely duo is headed to the City of Lights to stop a global criminal conspiracy and save the life of an old friend, Ambassador Han's now-grown daughter, Soo Yung. They don't know the city, the language or even exactly what they're looking for, but their race will take them across the city, from the depths of the Paris underground to the breathtaking heights of the Eiffel Tower, as they fight to outrun the world's most deadly criminals and save the day.

TV-14

8:03 AM

Dope and Faith (DVS)

American Dad

Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but the friend turns out to be an atheist. Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard, but the plan backfires. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to Hogwarts.

TV-14

9:03 AM

Haylias (DVS)

American Dad

Stan, unhappy with the decisions Hayley is making for herself, decides to set her up with a proper husband. He gets her to go along by using her "activation word" which was ingrained in her during CIA summer camp visits when she was little. She listens to everything Stan says, but because it takes too long, reverts to a "mind clause" to kill her handler - Stan.

TV-14

10:03 AM

High School

Everybody Loves Raymond

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

TV-PG

11:03 AM

Father's Love, A (DVS)

New Girl

When Nick's con-man father suddenly reappears, Jess tries her best to fix the two men's relationship, despite Nick's fears that he's being used in another one of his dad's gambling schemes. Meanwhile, Schmidt teams up with Robby to try to win back Cece.

TV-14

12:03 PM

Cooler (DVS)

New Girl

Nick and Schmidt go out on a bro's night but quickly become infatuated with and highly competitive over a beautiful woman attracted to sadness. Meanwhile, Winston falls for a girl with absolutely no interest in him, which only makes him more attracted to her. Then, Jess' decision to have a night alone in the loft doesn't go as planned and involves another round of the drinking game "True American," and a surprising development in her relationship with one of the loft mates.

TV-14

1:03 PM

Window Pain

King of Queens, The

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to impress the neighbors.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

Walking Tall (DVS)

Chris Vaughn has come home. He's a retired U.S. Special Forces soldier who has returned to his hometown to renew old relationships and make a new life for himself. But while Chris was away, his boyhood town wasted away to a dilapidated, crime-ridden shell of itself. His wealthy high school rival, Jay Hamilton, has closed the once-prosperous lumber mill--once the area's largest employer--and has turned the town's resources towards criminal gains. The place Chris grew up is now overrun with crime, drugs, and violence. Enlisting the help of his old pal Ray Templeton, Chris gets elected sheriff and vows to shut down Hamilton's operations. His actions endanger his family and threaten his own life, but Chris refuses to back down until his hometown once again feels like home. Chris Vaughn won't talk softly any longer--and he carries a very big stick.

TV-14

3:03 PM

Mia Famiglia

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's long-lost Italian Aunt Sarina seems too good to be true.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

Window Pain

King of Queens, The

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to impress the neighbors.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

Walking Tall (DVS)

Chris Vaughn has come home. He's a retired U.S. Special Forces soldier who has returned to his hometown to renew old relationships and make a new life for himself. But while Chris was away, his boyhood town wasted away to a dilapidated, crime-ridden shell of itself. His wealthy high school rival, Jay Hamilton, has closed the once-prosperous lumber mill--once the area's largest employer--and has turned the town's resources towards criminal gains. The place Chris grew up is now overrun with crime, drugs, and violence. Enlisting the help of his old pal Ray Templeton, Chris gets elected sheriff and vows to shut down Hamilton's operations. His actions endanger his family and threaten his own life, but Chris refuses to back down until his hometown once again feels like home. Chris Vaughn won't talk softly any longer--and he carries a very big stick.

TV-14

6:03 PM

Rush Hour 3 (DVS)

In the heart of Paris lies a deadly secret. Half a world away in Los Angeles, Ambassador Han is about to disclose it. In his possession is explosive new evidence about the inner workings of the Triads--the most powerful and notorious crime syndicate in the world. The Ambassador has discovered the identity of Shy Shen, the very crux of the wide-ranging crime ring, and he's about to reveal it to the World Criminal Court--until he is silenced by an assassin's bullet. The Triads will go to any lengths to make sure their secrets stay buried, and there's only one hope for stopping them. LAPD Detective Carter and Chinese Inspector Lee are back--back where they don't belong. The unlikely duo is headed to the City of Lights to stop a global criminal conspiracy and save the life of an old friend, Ambassador Han's now-grown daughter, Soo Yung. They don't know the city, the language or even exactly what they're looking for, but their race will take them across the city, from the depths of the Paris underground to the breathtaking heights of the Eiffel Tower, as they fight to outrun the world's most deadly criminals and save the day.

TV-14

7:03 PM

Rush Hour (DVS)

As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police detective Lee to find the girl. Unwilling to have their investigation invaded by a meddling outsider, the FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Detective Lee away from the case at any cost. Carter, the detective, covertly embarks on a one-man crusade to solve the case, having first distracted Lee. Within hours, Carter realises he has greatly underestimated his Hong Kong counterpart, who has seen through his ruse, given Carter the slip, and landed in the middle of the FBI's investigation. Both excluded by the FBI, these two cops from very different worlds must join forces to save the young girl.

TV-14

8:03 PM

Contractual Obligation Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, Sheldon and Howard try to advance the cause of women in science by speaking with junior high girls about their future careers, while Raj plans his date with Lucy.

TV-PG

9:03 PM

Infiniti NCAA Tip-Off

2019 NCAA's - TBS

10:03 PM

Game 17

2019 NCAA's - TBS

Sunday, Mar 31
12:03 AM

Game 18

2019 NCAA's - TBS

3:03 AM

March 27, 2019

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

A talk show of Samantha Bee's nuanced, satirical view of political and cultural issues.

TV-MA

4:03 AM

Rush Hour (DVS)

As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police detective Lee to find the girl. Unwilling to have their investigation invaded by a meddling outsider, the FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Detective Lee away from the case at any cost. Carter, the detective, covertly embarks on a one-man crusade to solve the case, having first distracted Lee. Within hours, Carter realises he has greatly underestimated his Hong Kong counterpart, who has seen through his ruse, given Carter the slip, and landed in the middle of the FBI's investigation. Both excluded by the FBI, these two cops from very different worlds must join forces to save the young girl.

TV-14

5:03 AM

Rush Hour 3 (DVS)

In the heart of Paris lies a deadly secret. Half a world away in Los Angeles, Ambassador Han is about to disclose it. In his possession is explosive new evidence about the inner workings of the Triads--the most powerful and notorious crime syndicate in the world. The Ambassador has discovered the identity of Shy Shen, the very crux of the wide-ranging crime ring, and he's about to reveal it to the World Criminal Court--until he is silenced by an assassin's bullet. The Triads will go to any lengths to make sure their secrets stay buried, and there's only one hope for stopping them. LAPD Detective Carter and Chinese Inspector Lee are back--back where they don't belong. The unlikely duo is headed to the City of Lights to stop a global criminal conspiracy and save the life of an old friend, Ambassador Han's now-grown daughter, Soo Yung. They don't know the city, the language or even exactly what they're looking for, but their race will take them across the city, from the depths of the Paris underground to the breathtaking heights of the Eiffel Tower, as they fight to outrun the world's most deadly criminals and save the day.

TV-14

7:03 AM

Rush Hour (DVS)

As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police detective Lee to find the girl. Unwilling to have their investigation invaded by a meddling outsider, the FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Detective Lee away from the case at any cost. Carter, the detective, covertly embarks on a one-man crusade to solve the case, having first distracted Lee. Within hours, Carter realises he has greatly underestimated his Hong Kong counterpart, who has seen through his ruse, given Carter the slip, and landed in the middle of the FBI's investigation. Both excluded by the FBI, these two cops from very different worlds must join forces to save the young girl.

TV-14

8:03 AM

Walking Tall (DVS)

Chris Vaughn has come home. He's a retired U.S. Special Forces soldier who has returned to his hometown to renew old relationships and make a new life for himself. But while Chris was away, his boyhood town wasted away to a dilapidated, crime-ridden shell of itself. His wealthy high school rival, Jay Hamilton, has closed the once-prosperous lumber mill--once the area's largest employer--and has turned the town's resources towards criminal gains. The place Chris grew up is now overrun with crime, drugs, and violence. Enlisting the help of his old pal Ray Templeton, Chris gets elected sheriff and vows to shut down Hamilton's operations. His actions endanger his family and threaten his own life, but Chris refuses to back down until his hometown once again feels like home. Chris Vaughn won't talk softly any longer--and he carries a very big stick.

TV-14

9:03 AM

Table 34 (DVS)

New Girl

The gang attends a dating convention, where Cece hopes to find a prospective husband even as Schmidt hopes to win her back. Meanwhile, Winston's mojo returns, and Jess and Nick get put in a compromising position in front of Dr. Sam.

TV-14

10:03 AM

And the Spring Break (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline take a vacation from their lives when they are asked to dog-sit at a couple's posh apartment.

TV-14

11:03 AM

Family Bed, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ally's nightmares keep everybody awake.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Table 34 (DVS)

New Girl

The gang attends a dating convention, where Cece hopes to find a prospective husband even as Schmidt hopes to win her back. Meanwhile, Winston's mojo returns, and Jess and Nick get put in a compromising position in front of Dr. Sam.

TV-14

1:03 PM

Holy Mackerel

King of Queens, The

When Carrie prays for a raise and actually gets one, she and Doug start praying for more things.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

Parental Guidance

Old school grandfather Artie is accustomed to calling the shots. He meets his match when he and his eager-to-please wife Diane agree to babysit their three grand-kids when their type-A helicopter parents go away for work. But when 21st century problems collide with Artie and Diane's old-school methods of tough love and old-fashioned games, it's learning to bend that binds the family together.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

T-Ball

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra fights with a T-ball parent about unhealthy snacks.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

Bedtime Stories (DVS)

Hotel handyman Skeeter Bronson's life is changed forever when the bedtime stories he tells his niece and nephew start to mysteriously come true. When he tries to help his family by telling one outlandish tale after another, it's the kids' unexpected contributions that turn all of their lives upside down.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

Parental Guidance

Old school grandfather Artie is accustomed to calling the shots. He meets his match when he and his eager-to-please wife Diane agree to babysit their three grand-kids when their type-A helicopter parents go away for work. But when 21st century problems collide with Artie and Diane's old-school methods of tough love and old-fashioned games, it's learning to bend that binds the family together.

TV-PG

6:03 PM

Click

Michael Newman is married to the beautiful Donna and they have two terrific kids, Ben and Samantha. But he doesn't get to see them much because he's putting in long, hard hours at his architectural firm in the elusive hope that his ungrateful boss will one day recognize his invaluable contribution and make him a partner. After staying up all night to work, a tired Michael becomes frustrated because he can't even figure out which of his remotes will turn on the TV. Michael sets out to find the perfect device to operate all his electronic equipment and stumbles into the back room of a Bed, Bath & Beyond, where an eccentric employee, Morty, gives him an experimental one-of-a-kind souped-up gadget guaranteed to change his life. Soon Michael is master of his domain, turning on every appliance with the click of a button. But the device has more startling functions. It can somehow muffle the barking of Sundance, the family dog--and even more astoundingly, fast forward through an annoying quarrel with his wife. Michael is fascinated by his new toy and a little freaked out as well. He decides to pay another visit to Morty, the guy who sold him the mysterious device. Morty tells Michael he gave him exactly what he asked for--a universal remote that lets him control his universe. Right before Michael's astonished eyes, Morty demonstrates the device's mind-boggling advanced features, including a function that lets Michael travel back and forth through his life at different speeds. Michael quickly becomes addicted to this new rush of power, which literally allows him to have his cake and eat it too. But before he knows it, the remote is programming him, rather than the other way around. And try as he might, a panicked Michael can't stop the device from deciding which events of his life he'll experience and which one's he'll miss. Only then does he begin to truly appreciate and embrace his life--the good, the bad and the ugly.

TV-14

7:03 PM

Bedtime Stories (DVS)

Hotel handyman Skeeter Bronson's life is changed forever when the bedtime stories he tells his niece and nephew start to mysteriously come true. When he tries to help his family by telling one outlandish tale after another, it's the kids' unexpected contributions that turn all of their lives upside down.

TV-PG

8:03 PM

Blended (DVS)

After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. But when they each sign up separately for a fabulous family vacation with their kids, they're all stuck sharing a suite at a luxurious African safari resort for a week.

TV-14

9:03 PM

Click

Michael Newman is married to the beautiful Donna and they have two terrific kids, Ben and Samantha. But he doesn't get to see them much because he's putting in long, hard hours at his architectural firm in the elusive hope that his ungrateful boss will one day recognize his invaluable contribution and make him a partner. After staying up all night to work, a tired Michael becomes frustrated because he can't even figure out which of his remotes will turn on the TV. Michael sets out to find the perfect device to operate all his electronic equipment and stumbles into the back room of a Bed, Bath & Beyond, where an eccentric employee, Morty, gives him an experimental one-of-a-kind souped-up gadget guaranteed to change his life. Soon Michael is master of his domain, turning on every appliance with the click of a button. But the device has more startling functions. It can somehow muffle the barking of Sundance, the family dog--and even more astoundingly, fast forward through an annoying quarrel with his wife. Michael is fascinated by his new toy and a little freaked out as well. He decides to pay another visit to Morty, the guy who sold him the mysterious device. Morty tells Michael he gave him exactly what he asked for--a universal remote that lets him control his universe. Right before Michael's astonished eyes, Morty demonstrates the device's mind-boggling advanced features, including a function that lets Michael travel back and forth through his life at different speeds. Michael quickly becomes addicted to this new rush of power, which literally allows him to have his cake and eat it too. But before he knows it, the remote is programming him, rather than the other way around. And try as he might, a panicked Michael can't stop the device from deciding which events of his life he'll experience and which one's he'll miss. Only then does he begin to truly appreciate and embrace his life--the good, the bad and the ugly.

TV-14

11:03 PM

Blended (DVS)

After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. But when they each sign up separately for a fabulous family vacation with their kids, they're all stuck sharing a suite at a luxurious African safari resort for a week.

TV-14

Monday, Apr 1
12:04 AM

Proton Resurgence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton (guest star BOB NEWHART), the host of their favorite childhood TV show to perform. Raj leaves his dog with Howard and Bernadette.

TV-PG

1:04 AM

Bon Voyage Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the sixth season finale, Sheldon and Penny are thrown for a loop when Leonard is offered an exciting new job opportunity overseas.

TV-PG

2:04 AM

If You Don't Know, Now You Know

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Ice Cube gets "hangry," Pittsburgh Steeler Antonio Brown is "ballin'," and Cheech & Chong discuss "who's highest." We find out "who's hottest" with Hot Ones and a dancer and a banker are quizzed on classic "Mommas." The winner gets a chance to play for $50,000 on Snoop's big-ass slot machine.

TV-14

3:04 AM

Proton Resurgence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton (guest star BOB NEWHART), the host of their favorite childhood TV show to perform. Raj leaves his dog with Howard and Bernadette.

TV-PG

4:04 AM

Bon Voyage Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the sixth season finale, Sheldon and Penny are thrown for a loop when Leonard is offered an exciting new job opportunity overseas.

TV-PG

5:04 AM

If You Don't Know, Now You Know

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Ice Cube gets "hangry," Pittsburgh Steeler Antonio Brown is "ballin'," and Cheech & Chong discuss "who's highest." We find out "who's hottest" with Hot Ones and a dancer and a banker are quizzed on classic "Mommas." The winner gets a chance to play for $50,000 on Snoop's big-ass slot machine.

TV-14

6:04 AM

Click

Michael Newman is married to the beautiful Donna and they have two terrific kids, Ben and Samantha. But he doesn't get to see them much because he's putting in long, hard hours at his architectural firm in the elusive hope that his ungrateful boss will one day recognize his invaluable contribution and make him a partner. After staying up all night to work, a tired Michael becomes frustrated because he can't even figure out which of his remotes will turn on the TV. Michael sets out to find the perfect device to operate all his electronic equipment and stumbles into the back room of a Bed, Bath & Beyond, where an eccentric employee, Morty, gives him an experimental one-of-a-kind souped-up gadget guaranteed to change his life. Soon Michael is master of his domain, turning on every appliance with the click of a button. But the device has more startling functions. It can somehow muffle the barking of Sundance, the family dog--and even more astoundingly, fast forward through an annoying quarrel with his wife. Michael is fascinated by his new toy and a little freaked out as well. He decides to pay another visit to Morty, the guy who sold him the mysterious device. Morty tells Michael he gave him exactly what he asked for--a universal remote that lets him control his universe. Right before Michael's astonished eyes, Morty demonstrates the device's mind-boggling advanced features, including a function that lets Michael travel back and forth through his life at different speeds. Michael quickly becomes addicted to this new rush of power, which literally allows him to have his cake and eat it too. But before he knows it, the remote is programming him, rather than the other way around. And try as he might, a panicked Michael can't stop the device from deciding which events of his life he'll experience and which one's he'll miss. Only then does he begin to truly appreciate and embrace his life--the good, the bad and the ugly.

TV-14

7:04 AM

Bedtime Stories (DVS)

Hotel handyman Skeeter Bronson's life is changed forever when the bedtime stories he tells his niece and nephew start to mysteriously come true. When he tries to help his family by telling one outlandish tale after another, it's the kids' unexpected contributions that turn all of their lives upside down.

TV-PG

8:04 AM

Parental Guidance

Old school grandfather Artie is accustomed to calling the shots. He meets his match when he and his eager-to-please wife Diane agree to babysit their three grand-kids when their type-A helicopter parents go away for work. But when 21st century problems collide with Artie and Diane's old-school methods of tough love and old-fashioned games, it's learning to bend that binds the family together.

TV-PG

9:04 AM

Six Feet Under

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray has a midlife crisis. Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

TV-PG

10:04 AM

Wedding Part 1, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray recalls his wedding day.

TV-PG

11:04 AM

Business Affairs

King of Queens, The

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker and worries about the strength of their marriage.

TV-PG

12:04 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

One Without the Ski Trip, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

One with the Tiny T-Shirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

One Without the Ski Trip, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.

TV-PG

5:04 PM

Most Adequate Christmas Ever, The (DVS)

American Dad

After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction.

TV-14

6:04 PM

Tearjerker (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and the family are characters in a James Bond-style spoof. Stan must stop Tearjerker, played by Roger, a diabolical film producer who makes movies that can kill. Tearjerker's fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece "Oscar's Gold" the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers to cry themselves to death.

TV-14

7:04 PM

One with Ross's Thing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.

TV-PG

8:04 PM

Most Adequate Christmas Ever, The (DVS)

American Dad

After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction.

TV-14

9:04 PM

Tearjerker (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and the family are characters in a James Bond-style spoof. Stan must stop Tearjerker, played by Roger, a diabolical film producer who makes movies that can kill. Tearjerker's fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece "Oscar's Gold" the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers to cry themselves to death.

TV-14

10:04 PM

Thelma and Louise Except Thelma Is Linda (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Louise gets in trouble at school, Linda is forced to meet with Mr. Frond and potentially could lose her hard-earned position as the Wagstaff bake sale leader. When she finds out that her daughter was actually trying to help another student, Linda is torn between following school policy or her own moral code.

TV-PG

11:04 PM

Paraders of the Lost Float (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When the forecast calls for rain on the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy convinces Bob to enter the float contest with the promise of an easy win. As the parade goes awry, Bob realizes he might need an attitude adjustment.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Apr 2
12:04 AM

No Country Club for Old Men (DVS)

Family Guy

A wealthy girl invites Chris and his family to spend time at the prestigious Barrington Country Club, but complications ensue when Carter gets kicked out of the club.

TV-14

1:04 AM

Finders Keepers (DVS)

Family Guy

After Peter finally goes to the dentist to take care of his bad breath, the Griffins celebrate with a family dinner at The Founding Father Restaurant. The waiter notices Stewie coloring in his placemat, and explains that it's actually a reprinted treasure map.

TV-14

2:04 AM

My Purity Ball and Chain (DVS)

American Dad

Stan avoids giving Steve "the talk" by joining a chastity group. The Smiths build a waterslide in the backyard.

TV-14

3:04 AM

Strike, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George's father invents a new holiday; Kramer returns to work at the bagel shop.

TV-PG

4:04 AM

Episode 91218

Conan

Guest: Jeff Goldblum

TV-14

5:04 AM

Moo Moo (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Terry wants to file an official complaint against a police officer who stopped him while he was off-duty in his own neighborhood, but Capt. Holt has other ideas. Jake and Amy get a glimpse into the difficulties of parenthood and answer some tough questions when they babysit Terry's kids.

TV-14

6:04 AM

Strike, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George's father invents a new holiday; Kramer returns to work at the bagel shop.

TV-PG

7:04 AM

Episode 91218

Conan

Guest: Jeff Goldblum

TV-14

8:04 AM

Moo Moo (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Terry wants to file an official complaint against a police officer who stopped him while he was off-duty in his own neighborhood, but Capt. Holt has other ideas. Jake and Amy get a glimpse into the difficulties of parenthood and answer some tough questions when they babysit Terry's kids.

TV-14

9:04 AM

Chasing Amy (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Rosa search for Amy, who suddenly vanished hours before taking the Sergeants Exam.

TV-14

10:04 AM

And the Messy Purse Smackdown (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline promises Earl that she will drop his tax return in the mail but when she learns that Max has never filed her taxes, she gets sidetracked trying to help Max.

TV-14

11:04 AM

Flame Resistant

King of Queens, The

Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.

TV-PG

12:04 PM

Mentalo Case

King of Queens, The

Doug recalls his childhood toy Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

Cartoon, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Susan's old friend Sally succeeds with a one-woman show about Jerry.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

One with the Jellyfish, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

One with the Cuffs, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.

TV-14

5:04 PM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

6:04 PM

One with the Jellyfish, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

TV-PG

7:04 PM

One with the Cuffs, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.

TV-14

8:04 PM

Widowmaker (DVS)

American Dad

Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally, but she gets more than she bargained for when he tells her that he killed her best friend Julie's husband. Meanwhile, Roger plays psychiatrist to help them work through their issues.

TV-14

9:04 PM

Office Spaceman (DVS)

American Dad

When the CIA initiates an Alien Task Force, a peculiar twist of fate puts Roger in charge of the task force in disguise, who marks Stan as an alien to protect his own identity. Meanwhile Francine comes to grips with being left-handed.

TV-14

10:04 PM

One with Phoebe's Uterus, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.

TV-14

11:04 PM

Deception Verification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard returns from the North Sea expedition and finds things chilly between him and Sheldon, while Howard's relationship with his mother opens the door to questions about his masculinity.

TV-14

Wednesday, Apr 3
12:04 AM

Office Spaceman (DVS)

American Dad

When the CIA initiates an Alien Task Force, a peculiar twist of fate puts Roger in charge of the task force in disguise, who marks Stan as an alien to protect his own identity. Meanwhile Francine comes to grips with being left-handed.

TV-14

1:04 AM

Romance Resonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon makes a major scientific breakthrough, but he feels it may haunt him for the rest of career. Meanwhile, Howard makes a grand romantic gesture to Bernadette, which causes Penny to put more effort into her relationship with Leonard.

TV-PG

2:04 AM

Deception Verification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard returns from the North Sea expedition and finds things chilly between him and Sheldon, while Howard's relationship with his mother opens the door to questions about his masculinity.

TV-14

3:04 AM

Raiders Minimization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is fit to be tied when Amy ruins one of his favorite adventure films, while Leonard finds the key to getting Penny to do his bidding, and Raj & Stuart get creative with their online-dating profiles.

TV-PG

4:04 AM

Romance Resonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon makes a major scientific breakthrough, but he feels it may haunt him for the rest of career. Meanwhile, Howard makes a grand romantic gesture to Bernadette, which causes Penny to put more effort into her relationship with Leonard.

TV-PG

5:04 AM

Tinfinity (DVS)

New Girl

Jess catches the eye of a professional football player, with whom Winston landed an exclusive interview for his radio station. Meanwhile, Nick and Schmidt argue over the planning of their TinFinity party celebrating their tenth anniversary of living together, and Cece gets a surprise offer.

TV-14

6:04 AM

Episode 91221

Conan

Guest: Nick Kroll

TV-14

7:04 AM

Episode 91221

Conan

Guest: Nick Kroll

TV-14

8:04 AM

Tinfinity (DVS)

New Girl

Jess catches the eye of a professional football player, with whom Winston landed an exclusive interview for his radio station. Meanwhile, Nick and Schmidt argue over the planning of their TinFinity party celebrating their tenth anniversary of living together, and Cece gets a surprise offer.

TV-14

9:04 AM

Chicago (DVS)

New Girl

When a death occurs in Nick's family, Jess, Schmidt and Winston travel with Nick to the Windy City to help him with the funeral preparations and meet his boisterous family members, including his mom, Bonnie; his younger brother, Jamie; and his Boston cousin, Bobby.

TV-14

10:04 AM

And the Hidden Stash (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max joins Caroline on her visit to a white-collar prison to see her father, Martin Channing, and he encourages them to purchase a particular keepsake at the Channing estate auction.

TV-14

11:04 AM

Loaner Car

King of Queens, The

Doug persuades Carrie to help Deacon prepare Thanksgiving Day dinner.

TV-PG