DVS Offerings

Wednesday, Oct 17
12:10 AM

Postseason Show, The

MLB Playoffs 2018 - TBS

1:10 AM

Cafe, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to help the owner of a deserted neighborhood cafe.

TV-PG

2:10 AM

Nose Job, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry reconsiders dating a vacuous actress. George dates a woman with a big nose.

TV-PG

3:10 AM

Extract Obliteration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's friendship with renowned scientist STEPHEN HAWKING is threatened by a game of "Words with Friends," while Penny secretly enrolls in a class at the local college.

TV-14

4:10 AM

43 Peculiarity, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard and Raj try to solve a mystery about Sheldon.

TV-PG

5:10 AM

Fish Guts Displacement, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard bonds with his father-n-law on a fishing trip.

TV-PG

6:10 AM

Heat Wave (DVS)

New Girl

Things heat up between Nick and Reagan over who can provide the loft with the best air conditioning unit. Meanwhile, Winston uses his cop voice to help Schmidt prep Cece for a newscaster audition.

TV-14

7:10 AM

Apartment, The (DVS)

New Girl

Cece moves into the loft; Jess must finish the school's budget by morning; Winston gets a new partner to avoid having to work side-by-side with Aly.

TV-14

8:10 AM

Sam, Again (DVS)

New Girl

Jess' application for a job at a new progressive school may be jeopardized after she learns the principal is dating her ex-boyfriend. Meanwhile, Nick takes ill so Schmidt quarantines the roommates to keep himself from getting sick before an important presentation.

TV-14

9:10 AM

Sister, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.

TV-PG

10:10 AM

Debra's Workout

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

Work Related

King of Queens, The

Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

Better Camera

King of Queens, The

Doug surprises Carrie with a new camera for Christmas.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

Red Dot, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine's alcoholic boyfriend resumes drinking; Jerry is the unwitting cause.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Work Related

King of Queens, The

Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

Better Camera

King of Queens, The

Doug surprises Carrie with a new camera for Christmas.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

Red Dot, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine's alcoholic boyfriend resumes drinking; Jerry is the unwitting cause.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

One with the Jam, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

7:10 PM

One with the Chicken Pox, The (DVS)

Friends

When Phoebe catches chicken pox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.

TV-PG

8:10 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

9:10 PM

One with the Jam, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

10:10 PM

One with Frank Jr., The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.

TV-PG

11:10 PM

Speakeasy Rider (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. Meanwhile, back at the restaurant, Bob and Teddy partner up to serve Teddy's home-brewed beer.

TV-PG

Thursday, Oct 18
12:10 AM

Boston Red Sox @ Houston Astros

MLB Playoffs 2018 - TBS

4:10 AM

October 17, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

With less than a month separating us from the midterm elections, Full Frontal unboxes a few more weapons in the GOP arsenal: voter suppression and a culture war!

TV-MA

5:10 AM

Monster-in-Law (DVS)

The love life of Charlotte (Jennifer Lopez) is reduced to an endless string of disastrous blind dates, until she meets the perfect man, Kevin. (Michael Vartan) Unfortunately, his merciless mother (Jane Fonda) will do anything to destroy their relationship.

TV-14

6:10 AM

Census of the Lambs, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley and Stan compete while collecting data for the US Census. Klaus inherits a camera and has Steve and his friends model for him.

TV-14

7:10 AM

Mural of the Story, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley becomes a town outcast after Stan ruins a town mural. Steve attends clown school.

TV-14

8:10 AM

Monster-in-Law (DVS)

The love life of Charlotte (Jennifer Lopez) is reduced to an endless string of disastrous blind dates, until she meets the perfect man, Kevin. (Michael Vartan) Unfortunately, his merciless mother (Jane Fonda) will do anything to destroy their relationship.

TV-14

9:10 AM

No One Rides for Free (DVS)

Wrecked

Jess and Todd attempt to buy passage on the pirate's ship through unconventional means. Owen starts to have feelings for Florence as Steve grapples with his new love.

TV-MA

10:10 AM

Ransom (DVS)

Wrecked

Newly arrived pirates attempt to ransom Danny and maroon the others. Steve tries to make amends for murdering a survivor.

TV-MA

11:10 AM

Caiman (DVS)

Wrecked

After something taints their water upstream, Florence and Karen hike into the jungle to find the source. The others debate whether they want the pirates to spoil Game of Thrones. Steve strikes up an unlikely romance.

TV-MA

12:10 PM

No One Rides for Free (DVS)

Wrecked

Jess and Todd attempt to buy passage on the pirate's ship through unconventional means. Owen starts to have feelings for Florence as Steve grapples with his new love.

TV-MA

1:10 PM

One with the Flashback, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends recall secrets from their pasts.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Papa Pill

King of Queens, The

Doug learns that taking care of Arthur is not an easy task.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

Boyfriend Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine vie for time with his new friend, baseball player Keith Hernandez.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

One with the Flashback, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends recall secrets from their pasts.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

One with the Giant Poking Device, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

One with All the Jealousy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.

TV-PG

7:10 PM

One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.

TV-PG

8:10 PM

One the Morning After Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

9:10 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

10:10 PM

Fixup, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine play matchmaker for George.

TV-PG

11:10 PM

MLB Postseason Pre-Game Show presented by The Chrysler Pacifica, The

MLB Playoffs 2018 - TBS

Friday, Oct 19
12:10 AM

Boston Red Sox @ Houston Astros

MLB Playoffs 2018 - TBS

3:10 AM

Postseason Show, The

MLB Playoffs 2018 - TBS

4:10 AM

Hannah Banana (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins discover that the evil monkey in Chris's closet isn't so evil after all; Stewie befriends Miley Cyrus, who turns out to be an android.

TV-14

5:10 AM

Santa, Schmanta (DVS)

American Dad

Roger feels unappreciated during Christmas so Snot introduces him to Judaism. After a run-in with Santa, Roger really gets into the Hanukkah spirit.

TV-14

6:10 AM

Railroaded (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gets in over his head when he runs for mayor.

TV-14

7:10 AM

Coral Palms Part 1 (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Part 1 of 3. In the 4th season premiere, Jake and Holt continue their new lives in Florida under the Witness Protection Program, while Jimmy remains at large, but their identities may be revealed after a video of the pair goes viral.

TV-14

8:10 AM

Coral Palms Part 3 (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Conclusion. The team take a road trip to Florida to help Jake and Holt take down Jimmy Figgis, but an unexpected injury and Sheriff Reynolds thwart their plan. Then, Jake and Amy have an awkward reunion.

TV-14

9:10 AM

Bully on the Bus

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra learn Ally has been bullying another child on the bus.

TV-PG

10:10 AM

Robert's Rodeo

Everybody Loves Raymond

When Robert is hurt in the line of duty, Debra convinces Ray to show he cares.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

Deacon Blues

King of Queens, The

Doug is surprised to find his married friend Deacon out with another woman.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

Package Deal

King of Queens, The

Doug quits his job to work for a competitor; Carrie acquires a self-tanning cream addiction.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

Good Samaritan, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver, then wants to date her.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Deacon Blues

King of Queens, The

Doug is surprised to find his married friend Deacon out with another woman.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

Package Deal

King of Queens, The

Doug quits his job to work for a competitor; Carrie acquires a self-tanning cream addiction.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

Good Samaritan, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver, then wants to date her.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

One with a Chick and a Duck, The (DVS)

Friends

When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

One with Ross's Thing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.

TV-PG

7:10 PM

One at the Beach, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.

TV-PG

8:10 PM

Mean Francine (DVS)

American Dad

Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor. Jeff panics when he loses his hat.

TV-14

9:10 PM

One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, The (DVS)

Friends

Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.

TV-PG

10:10 PM

One on the Last Night, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.

TV-PG

11:10 PM

Parking Space, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's car clanks after Elaine and George borrow it.

TV-PG

Saturday, Oct 20
12:10 AM

Cheever Letters, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George work on their pilot script.

TV-PG

1:10 AM

Big Man on Hippocampus (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter develops amnesia while appearing on the game show "Family Feud;" Lois goes on a date with Quagmire after Peter returns home with another woman.

TV-14

2:10 AM

Parking Space, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's car clanks after Elaine and George borrow it.

TV-PG

3:10 AM

Cheever Letters, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George work on their pilot script.

TV-PG

4:10 AM

Egg Salad Equivalency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment at the University and winds up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into the fray.

TV-14

5:10 AM

Cooper, The/Kripke Inversion (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Outraged that he's being forced to work with his university nemesis, Barry Kripke (guest star JOHN ROSS BOWIE), Sheldon faces a crisis of conscience.

TV-14

6:10 AM

Esports 101: League of Legends

ELEAGUE

ELEAGUE takes you through the first esport to sell out the Staples Centre.

TV-14

7:10 AM

American Sniper (DVS)

U.S. Navy SEAL Chris Kyle is sent to Iraq with only one mission: to protect his brothers-in-arms. His pinpoint accuracy saves countless lives on the battlefield and, as stories of his courageous exploits spread, he earns the nickname "Legend." However, his reputation is also growing behind enemy lines, putting a price on his head and making him a prime target of insurgents. He is also facing a different kind of battle on the home front: striving to be a good husband and father from halfway around the world.

TV-14

9:10 AM

Tenth Anniversary, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra discovers Ray taped over their wedding with the 1991 Super Bowl.

TV-PG

10:10 AM

Hackidu

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

Marie and Frank's New Friends

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra's plan, designed to spend less time with Marie and Frank, backfires.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

One Where Phoebe Runs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

Hackidu

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Marie and Frank's New Friends

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra's plan, designed to spend less time with Marie and Frank, backfires.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

Edge of Tomorrow (DVS)

In the near future in which a hive-like alien race, called Mimics, have hit the Earth in an unrelenting assault, shredding great cities to rubble and leaving millions of human casualties in their wake. No army in the world can match the speed, brutality or seeming prescience of the weaponized Mimic fighters or their telepathic commanders. But now the world's armies have joined forces for a last stand offensive against the alien horde, with no second chances. Lt. Col. Bill Cage is an officer who has never seen a day of combat when he is unceremoniously demoted and then dropped-untrained and ill-equipped-into what amounts to little more than a suicide mission. Cage is killed within minutes, managing to take an Alpha down with him. But, impossibly, he awakens back at the beginning of the same hellish day, and is forced to fight and die again...and again. Direct physical contact with the alien has thrown him into a time loop-dooming him to live out the same brutal combat over and over. But with each pass, Cage becomes tougher, smarter, and able to engage the Mimics with increasing skill, alongside Special Forces warrior Rita Vrataski, who has lain waste to more Mimics than anyone on Earth. As Cage and Rita take the fight to the aliens, each repeated battle becomes an opportunity to find the key to annihilating the alien invaders and saving the Earth.

TV-14

4:10 PM

One with the Apothecary Table, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

One with Rachel's Sister Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

Edge of Tomorrow (DVS)

In the near future in which a hive-like alien race, called Mimics, have hit the Earth in an unrelenting assault, shredding great cities to rubble and leaving millions of human casualties in their wake. No army in the world can match the speed, brutality or seeming prescience of the weaponized Mimic fighters or their telepathic commanders. But now the world's armies have joined forces for a last stand offensive against the alien horde, with no second chances. Lt. Col. Bill Cage is an officer who has never seen a day of combat when he is unceremoniously demoted and then dropped-untrained and ill-equipped-into what amounts to little more than a suicide mission. Cage is killed within minutes, managing to take an Alpha down with him. But, impossibly, he awakens back at the beginning of the same hellish day, and is forced to fight and die again...and again. Direct physical contact with the alien has thrown him into a time loop-dooming him to live out the same brutal combat over and over. But with each pass, Cage becomes tougher, smarter, and able to engage the Mimics with increasing skill, alongside Special Forces warrior Rita Vrataski, who has lain waste to more Mimics than anyone on Earth. As Cage and Rita take the fight to the aliens, each repeated battle becomes an opportunity to find the key to annihilating the alien invaders and saving the Earth.

TV-14

8:10 PM

Old School (DVS)

A trio of thirty-something buddies tries to recapture the outrageous, irrepressible fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus frat house. Mitch, Frank and Beanie have all reached a crossroads in their lives. They can choose to be responsible adults, with wives, families and steady jobs--or they can postpone adulthood in favor of the reckless abandon of frat house living with all the fun and none of the education. No contest.

TV-14

9:10 PM

Real Steel (DVS)

In the near-future where the sport of boxing has gone high-tech, Charlie Kenton, a washed-up fighter loses his chance at a title when 2000-pound, 8- foot-tall steel robots take over the ring. Now nothing but a small-time promoter, Charlie earns just enough money piecing together low-end bots from scrap metal to get from one underground boxing match to the next. When Charlie hits rock bottom, he reluctantly teams up with his estranged son Max to build and train a championship contender. As the stakes in the brutal, no-holds-barred arena are raised, Charlie and Max, against all odds, get one last shot at a comeback.

TV-14

10:10 PM

Spoiler Alert Segmentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon and Leonard fight, it affects Penny and Amy's living arrangements. Meanwhile, Raj takes care of Mrs. Wolowitz while Howard is away.

TV-14

11:10 PM

MLB Postseason Pre-Game Show presented by The Chrysler Pacifica, The (DVS)

MLB Playoffs 2018 - TBS

Sunday, Oct 21
12:10 AM

Boston Red Sox @ Houston Astros

MLB Playoffs 2018 - TBS

3:10 AM

Postseason Show, The

MLB Playoffs 2018 - TBS

4:10 AM

Tangible Affection Proof, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon struggles to find a Valentine's gift for Amy.

TV-14

5:10 AM

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (DVS)

The First Order, risen from the ashes of the defeated Empire, seeks to destroy the last remaining Jedi, Luke Skywalker, who has gone missing. Skywalker's former pupil, evil Kylo Ren, leads the hunt while the Resistance races to find Skywalker first. General Leia Organa guides heroic newcomers, including Rey, defected Stormtrooper Finn, pilot Poe Dameron, and globular droid BB-8, along with Han Solo and Chewbacca, as the dark side clashes with the light over the fate of the galaxy.

TV-14

7:10 AM

And the Dad Day Afternoon (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han's new therapist suggests that Max needs to confront her "daddy issues" and fear of intimacy, so she reluctantly heads to Rhode Island to track down her birth father with the diner gang in tow. Oleg gets upset when Sophie asks him to help out around the house.

TV-14

8:10 AM

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (DVS)

The First Order, risen from the ashes of the defeated Empire, seeks to destroy the last remaining Jedi, Luke Skywalker, who has gone missing. Skywalker's former pupil, evil Kylo Ren, leads the hunt while the Resistance races to find Skywalker first. General Leia Organa guides heroic newcomers, including Rey, defected Stormtrooper Finn, pilot Poe Dameron, and globular droid BB-8, along with Han Solo and Chewbacca, as the dark side clashes with the light over the fate of the galaxy.

TV-14

9:10 AM

Road Trip (DVS)

New Girl

When his manhood is questioned in front of Cece, Schmidt demands the guys head to Las Vegas for a manly bachelor party weekend, but the trip hits a snag and they wind up at a desert biker bar, where his newfound macho is called out.

TV-14

10:10 AM

One Where Ross Dates a Student, The (DVS)

Friends

When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

Star Wars: A New Hope (DVS)

In a distant galaxy, a long time ago, young Luke Skywalker assembles his motley crew of allies including space rogue Han Solo and two "droids" -- C3PO and R2D2 -- to rescue Princess Leia, the rebel leader of her planet from the clutches of the evil Empire as embodied by its enforcer Darth Vader.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

Road Trip (DVS)

New Girl

When his manhood is questioned in front of Cece, Schmidt demands the guys head to Las Vegas for a manly bachelor party weekend, but the trip hits a snag and they wind up at a desert biker bar, where his newfound macho is called out.

TV-14

1:10 PM

One Where Ross Dates a Student, The (DVS)

Friends

When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Star Wars: A New Hope (DVS)

In a distant galaxy, a long time ago, young Luke Skywalker assembles his motley crew of allies including space rogue Han Solo and two "droids" -- C3PO and R2D2 -- to rescue Princess Leia, the rebel leader of her planet from the clutches of the evil Empire as embodied by its enforcer Darth Vader.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (DVS)

Luke Skywalker and his loyal band team up to do battle with Empire's forces who decide to enact revenge. Yet, Luke is empowered by the Jedi master Yoda in learning to master the "Force", something he will need when he meets Darth Vader in a startling confrontation.

TV-PG

8:10 PM

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (DVS)

Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Lando Calrissian and their small army of friends rescue Han Solo from the clutches of the menacingly ugly Jabba the Hutt and go on to do battle with the Empire, even after Darth Vader has broken off in his own rebellion.

TV-PG

11:10 PM

Contractual Obligation Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, Sheldon and Howard try to advance the cause of women in science by speaking with junior high girls about their future careers, while Raj plans his date with Lucy.

TV-PG

Monday, Oct 22
12:10 AM

Tenure Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, Sheldon and Raj fight for tenure at the University.

TV-14

1:10 AM

Proton Resurgence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton (guest star BOB NEWHART), the host of their favorite childhood TV show to perform. Raj leaves his dog with Howard and Bernadette.

TV-PG

2:10 AM

Contractual Obligation Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, Sheldon and Howard try to advance the cause of women in science by speaking with junior high girls about their future careers, while Raj plans his date with Lucy.

TV-PG

3:10 AM

Tenure Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, Sheldon and Raj fight for tenure at the University.

TV-14

4:10 AM

Proton Resurgence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton (guest star BOB NEWHART), the host of their favorite childhood TV show to perform. Raj leaves his dog with Howard and Bernadette.

TV-PG

5:10 AM

Bon Voyage Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the sixth season finale, Sheldon and Penny are thrown for a loop when Leonard is offered an exciting new job opportunity overseas.

TV-PG

6:10 AM

Tail End of a Balloon Animal, The (DVS)

Guest Book, The

A devout mother, Jill, is annoyed her son, Ethan, has brought his atheist fiancée, Lynn, to the cabin for a family getaway. Willing to do whatever it takes to make sure an atheist doesn't marry into her family, the devout mother ends up wrestling with her own belief in God as she struggles to do his bidding.

TV-MA

7:10 AM

You're Still Way Too High (DVS)

Guest Book, The

Christy heads up to the mountains to try and bond with her new boyfriend, Paul, and his 8-year-old daughter. However, when she self-medicates to deal with her anxiety she ends up revealing some skeletons in her closet.

TV-MA

8:10 AM

While I Diddle My Bean (DVS)

Guest Book, The

A federal agent, Trina, books the mountain cabin in order to protect a valuable witness, Blake, but Blake has his own ideas on how to escape the people who are after him.

TV-MA

9:10 AM

She Recently Discovered Crystal Meth (DVS)

Guest Book, The

Trailer-park-boy Tommy takes his trailer-park-girl Marla to the mountains in an effort to wean her off crystal meth.

TV-MA

10:10 AM

Confronting the Attacker

Everybody Loves Raymond

After losing his nerve on the job, Robert quits the force to begin a career in telemarketing.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

Inner Tube

King of Queens, The

After lying to Carrie, Doug dreams he appears on a variety of television shows.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol; Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness; Rachel learns the truth about her husband; and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.

TV-14

1:10 PM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The (DVS)

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

One Where Paul's the Man, The (DVS)

Friends

Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol; Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness; Rachel learns the truth about her husband; and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.

TV-14

4:10 PM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The (DVS)

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

One Where Paul's the Man, The (DVS)

Friends

Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

One with the Proposal Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler plans to propose to Monica.

TV-PG

7:10 PM

One with the Jellyfish, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

TV-PG

8:10 PM

Can't Buy Me Math (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Tina teams up with Darryl to win the Cupid's Couple contest at the school dance. Meanwhile, Linda plans a full week of ambitious Valentine's Day activities for her and Bob.

TV-PG

9:10 PM

Gayle Tales, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda's sister, Gayle, arrives at the restaurant in tears because her date for the evening cancelled on her and she had tickets to Yarnival, which is like Cirque de Soleil but with cats. Desperate to get out of the house after being grounded, the kids compete to be Aunt Gayle's date via an essay contest.

TV-PG

10:10 PM

Shallow Vows (DVS)

American Dad

Upset that Francine has let herself go, Stan takes drastic measures when she asks him to renew their wedding vows.

TV-14

11:10 PM

Can't Buy Me Math (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Tina teams up with Darryl to win the Cupid's Couple contest at the school dance. Meanwhile, Linda plans a full week of ambitious Valentine's Day activities for her and Bob.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Oct 23
12:10 AM

Gayle Tales, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda's sister, Gayle, arrives at the restaurant in tears because her date for the evening cancelled on her and she had tickets to Yarnival, which is like Cirque de Soleil but with cats. Desperate to get out of the house after being grounded, the kids compete to be Aunt Gayle's date via an essay contest.

TV-PG

1:10 AM

Cool Hand Peter (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On the way there, the men earn a one-way ticket to jail. But when they decide to make a run for it, Joe's quick planning and Peter's seductive ways help them escape. Meanwhile, Lois spends some quality time with the girls and they engage in childish antics.

TV-14

2:10 AM

Quagmire and Meg (DVS)

Family Guy

When Meg turns 18, Peter and Lois attempt to keep Quagmire from seducing their daughter.

TV-14

3:10 AM

Halloween IV (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The squad compete in the precinct's annual Halloween heist in hopes of winning this year's title of Ultimate Detective Slash Genius.

TV-14

4:10 AM

Be Careful What You Fish For (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter and the guys try to salvage a sunken Mercedes-Benz, Peter half-heartedly promises a favor to a helpful dolphin (guest voice Ricky Gervais). Soon the dolphin moves to Quahog, outstays his welcome at Peter's and moves into Cleveland's house across the street. Peter tries to reunite the dolphin with his ex-wife in hopes that he'll return to the ocean, but his plan backfires and the whole dolphin family moves into Cleveland's.

TV-14

5:10 AM

Killer Queen (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter and Chris go away to fat camp, they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids. Meanwhile, Stewie is traumatized by the frightening cover of a Queen album.

TV-14

6:10 AM

Halloween IV (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The squad compete in the precinct's annual Halloween heist in hopes of winning this year's title of Ultimate Detective Slash Genius.

TV-14

7:10 AM

Monster in the Closet (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Rosa and Pimento decide to get married, leading the whole squad to prep for their wedding under Amy's direction. Meanwhile, Jake and Gina struggle in their search for Pimento's grandmother's ruby earrings.

TV-14

8:10 AM

Overmining, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Holt find the motivation to help Captain C.J. with a big case. Terry imposes a green initiative and tells Gina to remove her precious space heater. Rosa and Boyle visit a foot massage parlor.

TV-14

9:10 AM

Italy Part 1

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie surprises the Barones with a trip to Italy.

TV-PG

10:10 AM

Wallpaper, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra tries to play peacemaker when Ray kicks his parents out of the house.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

Swim Neighbors

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an above-ground pool that looks directly into their property.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

Pregnant Pause (2)

King of Queens, The

Carrie learns that she is pregnant.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

Trip Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George search for Kramer in Los Angeles.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Swim Neighbors

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an above-ground pool that looks directly into their property.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

One with Joey's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend--but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

TV-14

4:10 PM

Trip Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George search for Kramer in Los Angeles.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

One with the Cuffs, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.

TV-14

6:10 PM

One with Joey's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend--but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

TV-14

7:10 PM

One Where Chandler Crosses the Line, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.

TV-PG

8:10 PM

One with Phoebe's Uterus, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.

TV-14

9:10 PM

One with Rachel's Crush, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

10:10 PM

One with All the Rugby, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.

TV-PG

11:10 PM

G-String Circus (DVS)

American Dad

When Hayley rejects Stan's advice, he decides to start a dry-cleaning business run by a bunch of strippers. But when the business fails miserably, he is forced to become a male stripper to make some extra money.

TV-14

Wednesday, Oct 24
12:10 AM

Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth (DVS)

American Dad

When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV because it's draining the family of money, he hatches a plan with Roger at the local horse track to avoid giving up his ride. Meanwhile, it's up to Steve and his friends to help out an old friend.

TV-14

1:10 AM

Extra Large Medium (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter believes he possesses psychic powers; Chris falls for a classmate with Down's Syndrome.

TV-14

2:10 AM

Deception Verification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard returns from the North Sea expedition and finds things chilly between him and Sheldon, while Howard's relationship with his mother opens the door to questions about his masculinity.

TV-14

3:10 AM

Raiders Minimization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is fit to be tied when Amy ruins one of his favorite adventure films, while Leonard finds the key to getting Penny to do his bidding, and Raj & Stuart get creative with their online-dating profiles.

TV-PG

4:10 AM

Dress (DVS)

New Girl

Jess rushes to get alterations to Cece's bridal dress done on time; Schmidt struggles to keep his "wedding workshop" a secret at work; and Nick has trouble asking Reagan to be his date to the nuptials. Meanwhile, Winston and Aly attempt to keep coworkers in the dark about their relationship.

TV-14

5:10 AM

Wedding Eve (DVS)

New Girl

'Twas the night before the wedding, and Nick and Winston help out on Schmidt's rewrite of his vows, while Jess, who suspects Sam will propose to her, gets the gang to play a game of True American to avoid having to answer him.

TV-14

6:10 AM

And Strokes of Goodwill (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max introduces Caroline to the art of thrift store shopping, which takes a dangerous turn when a battle erupts over a T-shirt.

TV-14

7:10 AM

Dress (DVS)

New Girl

Jess rushes to get alterations to Cece's bridal dress done on time; Schmidt struggles to keep his "wedding workshop" a secret at work; and Nick has trouble asking Reagan to be his date to the nuptials. Meanwhile, Winston and Aly attempt to keep coworkers in the dark about their relationship.

TV-14

8:10 AM

Wedding Eve (DVS)

New Girl

'Twas the night before the wedding, and Nick and Winston help out on Schmidt's rewrite of his vows, while Jess, who suspects Sam will propose to her, gets the gang to play a game of True American to avoid having to answer him.

TV-14

9:10 AM

And Strokes of Goodwill (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max introduces Caroline to the art of thrift store shopping, which takes a dangerous turn when a battle erupts over a T-shirt.

TV-14

10:10 AM

And the 90s Horse Party (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Max throw a '90s-themed party at the diner to attract rich hipsters and raise money for their cupcake business. Caroline is horrified when her rich ex-boyfriend, William, comes into the diner.

TV-14

11:10 AM

Queasy Rider

King of Queens, The

Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes; Carrie takes up smoking.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

Assaulted Nuts

King of Queens, The

After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.

TV-14

1:10 PM

Ticket, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; George woos an executive.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Queasy Rider

King of Queens, The

Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes; Carrie takes up smoking.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

Assaulted Nuts

King of Queens, The

After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.

TV-14

4:10 PM

Ticket, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; George woos an executive.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

One with the Fake Party, The (DVS)

Friends

Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

One with Rachel's New Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.

TV-PG

7:10 PM

One with the Invitation, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.

TV-PG

8:10 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.

TV-PG

9:10 PM

One with Monica's Thunder, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone but Rachel and Ross upstage her. Chandler has trouble making love.

TV-PG

10:10 PM

One with Phoebe's Cookies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.

TV-PG

11:10 PM

Runway Club, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The kids are sentenced to Saturday detention and will do anything it takes to leave early so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda believe that they are being scammed by a young girl at the restaurant.

TV-PG

Thursday, Oct 25
12:10 AM

Itchy Brain Simulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard fails to stop Sheldon from overreacting after a past slight comes to light, and as punishment Leonard must walk a mile in Sheldon's shoes. Meanwhile, Penny has a run-in with Raj's former girlfriend Lucy.

TV-PG

1:10 AM

Discovery Dissipation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon's accidental scientific discovery is disproved, Amy and Leonard try to help him deal with the shame and the disappointment. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette open their home to Raj for a week.

TV-PG

2:10 AM

Runway Club, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The kids are sentenced to Saturday detention and will do anything it takes to leave early so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda believe that they are being scammed by a young girl at the restaurant.

TV-PG

3:10 AM

Rush Hour (DVS)

As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police detective Lee to find the girl. Unwilling to have their investigation invaded by a meddling outsider, the FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Detective Lee away from the case at any cost. Carter, the detective, covertly embarks on a one-man crusade to solve the case, having first distracted Lee. Within hours, Carter realises he has greatly underestimated his Hong Kong counterpart, who has seen through his ruse, given Carter the slip, and landed in the middle of the FBI's investigation. Both excluded by the FBI, these two cops from very different worlds must join forces to save the young girl.

TV-14

4:10 AM

Discovery Dissipation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon's accidental scientific discovery is disproved, Amy and Leonard try to help him deal with the shame and the disappointment. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette open their home to Raj for a week.

TV-PG

5:10 AM

Wallet Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to explain the absence of a watch his parents gave him.

TV-PG

6:10 AM

Rush Hour (DVS)

As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police detective Lee to find the girl. Unwilling to have their investigation invaded by a meddling outsider, the FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Detective Lee away from the case at any cost. Carter, the detective, covertly embarks on a one-man crusade to solve the case, having first distracted Lee. Within hours, Carter realises he has greatly underestimated his Hong Kong counterpart, who has seen through his ruse, given Carter the slip, and landed in the middle of the FBI's investigation. Both excluded by the FBI, these two cops from very different worlds must join forces to save the young girl.

TV-14

7:10 AM

Speed (DVS)

Wrecked

After Todd and Jess decide to get married for reals, Florence and Owen struggle to define their new romance. Casey returns to officiate the wedding. Pack and Steve make a discovery that threatens to tear them apart. Bruce steers the boat.

TV-MA

8:10 AM

Wallet Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to explain the absence of a watch his parents gave him.

TV-PG

9:10 AM

Sister Mercy (DVS)

Wrecked

After discovering the pirate's plan to harvest their organs, the survivors attempt to escape the island. Karen must make a difficult decision that echoes a moment from her past.

TV-MA

10:10 AM

Speed (DVS)

Wrecked

After Todd and Jess decide to get married for reals, Florence and Owen struggle to define their new romance. Casey returns to officiate the wedding. Pack and Steve make a discovery that threatens to tear them apart. Bruce steers the boat.

TV-MA

11:10 AM

Nerd Speak (DVS)

Wrecked

As the ship sinks, the survivors attempt to escape.

TV-MA

12:10 PM

Tube Stakes

King of Queens, The

Doug's big screen television is stolen when Carrie accidentally leaves the garage door open.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

Airport, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

On a flight, Jerry meets a beauty, while Elaine sits next to a smelly guy.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Dire Strayts

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone (``Everybody Loves Raymond'') to dinner; Doug gets stuck in the attic.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

Tube Stakes

King of Queens, The

Doug's big screen television is stolen when Carrie accidentally leaves the garage door open.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

Airport, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

On a flight, Jerry meets a beauty, while Elaine sits next to a smelly guy.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

One with the Engagement Picture, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

One with Ross's Library Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.

TV-PG

7:10 PM

One with All the Cheesecakes, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's former boyfriend returns for one night only but Joey could ruin their plans. Monica plots revenge on her cousin's wedding day.

TV-PG

8:10 PM

One Where Rosita Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.

TV-PG

9:10 PM

One with Joey's New Brain, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's character on a daytime drama becomes more prominent to the chagrin of the show's diva star. Phoebe and Rachel argue over who should return a sexy man's misplaced cell phone to him.

TV-PG

10:10 PM

One with the Cheap Wedding Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.

TV-PG

11:10 PM

Visa, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A deportee blames helpful Jerry; Kramer returns from baseball fantasy camp.

TV-PG

Friday, Oct 26
12:10 AM

Outing, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to refute reports that he and George are lovers.

TV-PG

1:10 AM

April in Quahog (DVS)

Family Guy

When a black hole threatens to destroy the Earth, Peter tells Lois he doesn't like their children.

TV-14

2:10 AM

Visa, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A deportee blames helpful Jerry; Kramer returns from baseball fantasy camp.

TV-PG

3:10 AM

Under Cover (DVS)

Guest Book, The

Rob and Shelley run an operation called Rock Bottom Industries. In exchange for money, they stage situations to make sure people's drug-addicted loved ones hit rock bottom in a safe environment. They rent Barefeet Retreat to lure in their next mark, a woman named Angel who is abusing every substance that can be abused. Meanwhile, Vivian develops a crush on Bodhi and Nikki goes into labor.

TV-MA

4:10 AM

Occupation Recalibration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

There's impactful news on the work front as Penny makes a big step toward pursuing a full-time acting career, and Sheldon is forced to take a vacation.

TV-PG

5:10 AM

Locomotive Manipulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy has amour on her mind when she talks Sheldon into a romantic Valentine's Day getaway to Napa Valley wine country. Back at home, Leonard and Penny make an emergency visit to the vet with Raj's dog.

TV-PG

6:10 AM

Under Cover (DVS)

Guest Book, The

Rob and Shelley run an operation called Rock Bottom Industries. In exchange for money, they stage situations to make sure people's drug-addicted loved ones hit rock bottom in a safe environment. They rent Barefeet Retreat to lure in their next mark, a woman named Angel who is abusing every substance that can be abused. Meanwhile, Vivian develops a crush on Bodhi and Nikki goes into labor.

TV-MA

7:10 AM

Audit, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

With the crime rate lowered, Brooklyn is permanently shutting down one of its precincts. The team is confident they'll be evaluated fairly until the auditor turns out to be Amy's ex, leading the whole squad to band together to try to save the precinct.

TV-14

8:10 AM

Last Ride, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Charles go to extremes to apprehend a local bike thief in what could be their last case as partners. Terry isn't in the lead for Mr. Nine-Nine, leaving Rosa determined to boost his ego; and Amy spends some precious time with Holt.

TV-14

9:10 AM

Ray's Journal

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray learns his mother read his private journal when he was younger.

TV-PG

10:10 AM

Fairies

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray is upset when he realizes the twins are playing fairies in the school play.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

Roamin' Holiday

King of Queens, The

Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

Sparing Carrie

King of Queens, The

Doug's bowling team must win a match or else fire Carrie.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

Old Man, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to help senior citizens.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Roamin' Holiday

King of Queens, The

Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

Sparing Carrie

King of Queens, The

Doug's bowling team must win a match or else fire Carrie.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

Old Man, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to help senior citizens.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

One with Ross & Monica's Cousin, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

One with the Vows, The (DVS)

Friends

As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.

TV-PG

7:10 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

TV-PG

8:10 PM

One After "I Do", The (DVS)

Friends

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

TV-PG

9:10 PM

One Where Rachel Tells..., The (DVS)

Friends

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.

TV-14

10:10 PM

One with Rachel's Date, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

TV-PG

11:10 PM

Handicap Spot, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George parks in a handicapped spot, inciting an angry mob.

TV-PG

Saturday, Oct 27
12:10 AM

Stan's Food Restaurant (DVS)

American Dad

Roger offers to help Stan live out his dream of opening a restaurant until their different visions for what the eatery should be causes havoc.

TV-14

1:10 AM

Quagmire's Dad (DVS)

Family Guy

Quagmire can't accept his dad's lifestyle choices when they involve Brian.

TV-14

2:10 AM

Handicap Spot, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George parks in a handicapped spot, inciting an angry mob.

TV-PG

3:10 AM

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (DVS)

Sci-fi adventure which takes place before the birth of Luke Skywalker, featuring the friendship between the young Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker, who would later become Darth Vader. The galactic government has been weakened, and when the peaceful planet of Naboo is threatened by the giant Trade Federation, it seems that nobody will step in to defend Queen Amidala and her people. Jedi Knight Qui-Gon Jinn and his apprentice Obi-Wan Kenobi are sent to find a settlement and discover the extent of the planet's peril. In the course of their adventures, they find a young slave, Anakin, whom Qui-Gon senses is destined to bring balance to the Force. Against Obi-Wan's suspicions, he decides to train Anakin as a Jedi Knight.

TV-PG

4:10 AM

Point Break (DVS)

Young FBI agent Johnny Utah infiltrates a cunning team of extreme sports athletes he suspects of masterminding a string of unprecedented, sophisticated corporate heists.

TV-14

6:10 AM

Unknown (DVS)

Dr. Martin Harris awakens after a car accident in Berlin to discover that his wife suddenly doesn't recognize him and another man has assumed his identity. Ignored by disbelieving authorities and hunted by mysterious assassins, he finds himself alone, tired and on the run. Aided by an unlikely ally, Martin plunges headlong into a deadly mystery that will force him to question his sanity, his identity, and just how far he's willing to go to uncover the truth.

TV-14

7:10 AM

Point Break (DVS)

Young FBI agent Johnny Utah infiltrates a cunning team of extreme sports athletes he suspects of masterminding a string of unprecedented, sophisticated corporate heists.

TV-14

8:10 AM

House Hunt (DVS)

New Girl

Nick returns early from his summer in New Orleans, forcing Jess to do everything in her power to keep her mind off him. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Cece's quest to buy their first home is a tough sell; and Winston's long-distance relationship with Aly proves trying.

TV-14

9:10 AM

Single and Sufficient (DVS)

New Girl

Jess is invited to go with Schmidt and Cece and Winston and Aly on their couples' glamping camping excursion, and members of her singles-only group join them. Meanwhile, Nick has problems finishing the next chapter of his novel set in New Orleans.

TV-14

10:10 AM

Silent Partner

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra is upset when she realizes she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

Humm Vac

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

Frank Paints the House

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank offers to paint Ray and Debra's house but refuses to paint it the color they have chosen.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

Silent Partner

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra is upset when she realizes she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Humm Vac

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

Frank Paints the House

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank offers to paint Ray and Debra's house but refuses to paint it the color they have chosen.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

One with the Stripper, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

One Where Joey Dates Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

Monster-in-Law (DVS)

The love life of Charlotte (Jennifer Lopez) is reduced to an endless string of disastrous blind dates, until she meets the perfect man, Kevin. (Michael Vartan) Unfortunately, his merciless mother (Jane Fonda) will do anything to destroy their relationship.

TV-14

7:10 PM

Hangover Part II, The (DVS)

Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug travel to exotic Thailand for Stu's wedding. With the memory of Doug's nearly disastrous bachelor party in Las Vegas still fresh-or at least well-documented-Stu is taking no chances. He has opted for a safe, subdued, pre-wedding trip brunch, with pancakes, coffee and no alcohol. However, things don't always go as planned. Two nights before the big day, at a fabulous resort in Thailand, Stu relents. One beer each. In sealed bottles. What could go wrong? What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in Bangkok can't even be imagined.

TV-14

8:10 PM

Hangover Part III, The (DVS)

In the aftermath of the death of Alan's father, the wolfpack decide to take Alan to get treated for his mental issues. But things start to go wrong on the way to the hospital as the wolfpack is assaulted and Doug is kidnapped. Now they must find Mr. Chow again in order to surrender him to the gangster who kidnapped Doug in order to save him.

TV-14

9:10 PM

Horrible Bosses 2 (DVS)

Fed up with answering to higher-ups, Nick, Dale and Kurt decide to become their own bosses by launching their own business. But a slick investor soon pulls the rug out from under them. Outplayed and desperate, and without legal recourse, the three would-be entrepreneurs hatch a misguided plan to kidnap the investor's adult son and ransom him to regain control of their company.

TV-14

10:10 PM

Hangover Part II, The (DVS)

Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug travel to exotic Thailand for Stu's wedding. With the memory of Doug's nearly disastrous bachelor party in Las Vegas still fresh-or at least well-documented-Stu is taking no chances. He has opted for a safe, subdued, pre-wedding trip brunch, with pancakes, coffee and no alcohol. However, things don't always go as planned. Two nights before the big day, at a fabulous resort in Thailand, Stu relents. One beer each. In sealed bottles. What could go wrong? What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in Bangkok can't even be imagined.

TV-14

Sunday, Oct 28
12:10 AM

Horrible Bosses 2 (DVS)

Fed up with answering to higher-ups, Nick, Dale and Kurt decide to become their own bosses by launching their own business. But a slick investor soon pulls the rug out from under them. Outplayed and desperate, and without legal recourse, the three would-be entrepreneurs hatch a misguided plan to kidnap the investor's adult son and ransom him to regain control of their company.

TV-14

1:10 AM

Indecision Amalgamation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj wrestles with dating two women at the same time; Penny is offered a part in a trashy movie; and Sheldon can't decide between two gaming systems.

TV-PG

2:10 AM

Anything Can Happen Recurrence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard reinstates Anything Can Happen Thursday, and it leads the regimented Sheldon to attempt something spontaneous, which creates friction among Penny, Amy and Bernadette. Meanwhile, Raj requests help from Howard in prepping for a date with Emily.

TV-PG

3:10 AM

Finding Reality (DVS)

Guest Book, The

Vivian and Eddie leave Mt. Trace to make a fresh start in a small beachside town, where they meet Nikki and Tommy, the engaged couple running Emmy Lou's Grill and vacation home Barefeet Retreat, and Bodhi, the local handyman. Vivian starts working at Emmy Lou's and Eddie quickly befriends Bodhi. Tara and Derek rent Barefeet Retreat in an attempt to improve their marriage, which has been complicated by Derek's addiction to VR.

TV-MA

4:10 AM

Monster-in-Law (DVS)

The love life of Charlotte (Jennifer Lopez) is reduced to an endless string of disastrous blind dates, until she meets the perfect man, Kevin. (Michael Vartan) Unfortunately, his merciless mother (Jane Fonda) will do anything to destroy their relationship.

TV-14

5:10 AM

Anything Can Happen Recurrence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard reinstates Anything Can Happen Thursday, and it leads the regimented Sheldon to attempt something spontaneous, which creates friction among Penny, Amy and Bernadette. Meanwhile, Raj requests help from Howard in prepping for a date with Emily.

TV-PG

6:10 AM

Finding Reality (DVS)

Guest Book, The

Vivian and Eddie leave Mt. Trace to make a fresh start in a small beachside town, where they meet Nikki and Tommy, the engaged couple running Emmy Lou's Grill and vacation home Barefeet Retreat, and Bodhi, the local handyman. Vivian starts working at Emmy Lou's and Eddie quickly befriends Bodhi. Tara and Derek rent Barefeet Retreat in an attempt to improve their marriage, which has been complicated by Derek's addiction to VR.

TV-MA

7:10 AM

Monster-in-Law (DVS)

The love life of Charlotte (Jennifer Lopez) is reduced to an endless string of disastrous blind dates, until she meets the perfect man, Kevin. (Michael Vartan) Unfortunately, his merciless mother (Jane Fonda) will do anything to destroy their relationship.

TV-14

9:10 AM

And the Secret Ingredient (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In the midst of her new obsession with couponing, Caroline discovers the secret ingredient to Max's cupcakes.

TV-14

10:10 AM

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

A world-class playboy and part-time secret agent from the 1960s emerges after thirty years in a cryogenic state to battle with his nemesis Dr. Evil.

TV-14

11:10 AM

Let's Fix Robert

Everybody Loves Raymond

The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

Junior Mint, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Visitors Kramer and Jerry think they killed a surgery patient.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

One Where Joey Tells Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey tells Rachel that he is in love with her.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

Junior Mint, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Visitors Kramer and Jerry think they killed a surgery patient.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

One Where Joey Tells Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey tells Rachel that he is in love with her.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

Frankenweenie (DVS)

After unexpectedly losing his beloved dog, Sparky, young Victor harnesses the power of science to bring his best friend back to life, with just a few minor adjustments. He tries to hide his home-sewn creation, but when Sparky gets out, Victor's fellow students, teachers and the entire town all learn that getting a new leash on life can be monstrous.

TV-PG

7:10 PM

Godzilla (DVS)

The government tried to destroy him in 1954, dropping nuclear bombs into the Pacific Ocean under the pretense of weapons testing. Instead, mankind, in its ignorance, awakened a new terror. Now, Godzilla rises again to restore balance as humanity stands defenseless.

TV-14

8:10 PM

Jack the Giant Slayer (DVS)

When a princess is kidnapped, threatening the long-standing peace between humans and giants, a young farmer leads a rescue mission to the giants' kingdom.

TV-14

10:10 PM

Godzilla (DVS)

The government tried to destroy him in 1954, dropping nuclear bombs into the Pacific Ocean under the pretense of weapons testing. Instead, mankind, in its ignorance, awakened a new terror. Now, Godzilla rises again to restore balance as humanity stands defenseless.

TV-14

Monday, Oct 29
12:10 AM

Gorilla Dissolution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A trying day at the movie shoot leaves Penny with questions about her life choices, so she decides to act on it; and caring for a bedridden Mrs. Wolowitz proves a challenge for Howard and Bernadette.

TV-PG

1:10 AM

Locomotion Interruption, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy and Leonard take a surprise road trip to Arizona, while Penny goes on a job interview at Bernadette's company, and Howard has problems wrapping his head around Stuart's relationship with Mrs. Wolowitz.

TV-PG

2:10 AM

First Pitch Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A nervous Wolowitz is thrown for a loop when NASA asks him to toss out the first pitch at a Los Angeles Angels baseball game. Meanwhile, Sheldon brags that he and Amy are a better couple than Leonard and Penny.

TV-PG

3:10 AM

Gorilla Dissolution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A trying day at the movie shoot leaves Penny with questions about her life choices, so she decides to act on it; and caring for a bedridden Mrs. Wolowitz proves a challenge for Howard and Bernadette.

TV-PG

4:10 AM

Locomotion Interruption, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy and Leonard take a surprise road trip to Arizona, while Penny goes on a job interview at Bernadette's company, and Howard has problems wrapping his head around Stuart's relationship with Mrs. Wolowitz.

TV-PG

5:10 AM

First Pitch Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A nervous Wolowitz is thrown for a loop when NASA asks him to toss out the first pitch at a Los Angeles Angels baseball game. Meanwhile, Sheldon brags that he and Amy are a better couple than Leonard and Penny.

TV-PG

6:10 AM

Under Cover (DVS)

Guest Book, The

Rob and Shelley run an operation called Rock Bottom Industries. In exchange for money, they stage situations to make sure people's drug-addicted loved ones hit rock bottom in a safe environment. They rent Barefeet Retreat to lure in their next mark, a woman named Angel who is abusing every substance that can be abused. Meanwhile, Vivian develops a crush on Bodhi and Nikki goes into labor.

TV-MA

7:10 AM

Rush Hour 3 (DVS)

In the heart of Paris lies a deadly secret. Half a world away in Los Angeles, Ambassador Han is about to disclose it. In his possession is explosive new evidence about the inner workings of the Triads--the most powerful and notorious crime syndicate in the world. The Ambassador has discovered the identity of Shy Shen, the very crux of the wide-ranging crime ring, and he's about to reveal it to the World Criminal Court--until he is silenced by an assassin's bullet. The Triads will go to any lengths to make sure their secrets stay buried, and there's only one hope for stopping them. LAPD Detective Carter and Chinese Inspector Lee are back--back where they don't belong. The unlikely duo is headed to the City of Lights to stop a global criminal conspiracy and save the life of an old friend, Ambassador Han's now-grown daughter, Soo Yung. They don't know the city, the language or even exactly what they're looking for, but their race will take them across the city, from the depths of the Paris underground to the breathtaking heights of the Eiffel Tower, as they fight to outrun the world's most deadly criminals and save the day.

TV-14

8:10 AM

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Naïve, good-hearted fish tank cleaner, Deuce Bigalow thought his career as a gigolo was over. But just when he thought he was out--T.J. Hicks pulls him back in. Deuce is seduced back to his unlikely pleasure-for-pay profession when Hicks, his former pimp, is implicated in the murders of Europe's greatest gigolos. Now Deuce must go back undercover in order to clear the name of his good friend. Along the way, he must compete against the powerful European Union of prostidudes (The Man-Whore Society) and court yet another bevy of unusual female clients, including the beautiful Eva, who suffers from acute obsessive-compulsive disorder.

TV-14

9:10 AM

Hangover Part II, The (DVS)

Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug travel to exotic Thailand for Stu's wedding. With the memory of Doug's nearly disastrous bachelor party in Las Vegas still fresh-or at least well-documented-Stu is taking no chances. He has opted for a safe, subdued, pre-wedding trip brunch, with pancakes, coffee and no alcohol. However, things don't always go as planned. Two nights before the big day, at a fabulous resort in Thailand, Stu relents. One beer each. In sealed bottles. What could go wrong? What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in Bangkok can't even be imagined.

TV-14

10:10 AM

No Roll

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

Block Buster

King of Queens, The

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

One with Joey's Interview, The (DVS)

Friends

When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

One with the Cooking Class, The (DVS)

Friends

A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review; a cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross; Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Block Buster

King of Queens, The

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

One with Joey's Interview, The (DVS)

Friends

When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

One with the Cooking Class, The (DVS)

Friends

A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review; a cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross; Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

One Where Rachel Has a Baby Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

One After Ross Says Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.

TV-PG

7:10 PM

One-Hundredth, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.

TV-PG

8:10 PM

Eat, Spray, Linda (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

It's Linda's birthday and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing! Mayhem ensues as the Belchers must work together to find Linda.

TV-PG

9:10 PM

Hawk & Chick (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the aging star of their favorite 70Æs era samurai vs. monster movie series. When they find out that Hawk is estranged from his daughter, who co-starred as Chick in his movies with him, they decide to engineer a Hawk and Chick reunion.

TV-PG

10:10 PM

Stanny-Boy and Frantastic (DVS)

American Dad

On the hunt for new friends, Stan and Francine hit it off with a younger married couple, Tom and Cami.

TV-14

11:10 PM

Eat, Spray, Linda (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

It's Linda's birthday and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing! Mayhem ensues as the Belchers must work together to find Linda.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Oct 30
12:10 AM

Hawk & Chick (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the aging star of their favorite 70Æs era samurai vs. monster movie series. When they find out that Hawk is estranged from his daughter, who co-starred as Chick in his movies with him, they decide to engineer a Hawk and Chick reunion.

TV-PG

1:10 AM

Forget Me Not (DVS)

Family Guy

After a car accident, Peter, Brian, Joe, and Quagmire wake up in a hospital with no memory and discover that they're the last people left on Earth.

TV-14

2:10 AM

Mr. and Mrs. Stewie (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie meets a little girl who might be his soulmate; Lois buys twin beds after Peter repeatedly crushes her in his sleep.

TV-14

3:10 AM

Tea Peter (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter joins the Tea Party but doesn't discover until it's too late that Carter Pewterschmidt is using the party to get rid of government for his own selfish motives.

TV-14

4:10 AM

Internal Affairs (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter talks Joe into having an affair and gets into another epic fight with the giant chicken.

TV-14

5:10 AM

Ratings Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins are chosen to be a Neilsen family, and Peter takes advantage of the chance to reformat TV to his taste - except that everyone else hates his changes.

TV-14

6:10 AM

And the Blind Spot (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline must prove their cleaning skills to upstairs neighbor Sophie in order to be hired as maids for her cleaning business.

TV-14

7:10 AM

Your Honor (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Captain Holt's mom seeks support from the precinct after her house is robbed. Terry, Rosa and Boyle remodel the break room, and Amy teaches Gina how to change her car tire.

TV-14

8:10 AM

Bank Job, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Rosa continue their search for a bank-robbing operation with Lt. Hawkins and discover a dangerous secret, leading them to call for back-up from Holt and Pimento; and Boyle objects to Gina's new boyfriend.

TV-14

9:10 AM

Ray's Ring

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray loses his wedding ring during a business trip.

TV-PG

10:10 AM

Jealous Robert

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra and Marie set up Robert's ex-girlfriend hoping to stoke jealousy.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

Party Favor

King of Queens, The

Carrie convinces Doug to be the best man for his cousin, and helps him organize the bachelor party.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

Shmenkmans, The

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

Pilot Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Party Favor

King of Queens, The

Carrie convinces Doug to be the best man for his cousin, and helps him organize the bachelor party.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

Shmenkmans, The

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

Pilot Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

One Where Phoebe Hates PBS, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

One with the Yeti, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? Monica and Rachel meet a monster.

TV-PG

7:10 PM

One with Ross' Sandwich, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.

TV-14

8:10 PM

One with Joey's Bag, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey wears a shoulder bag.

TV-PG

9:10 PM

One with the Girl Who Hits Joey, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors.

TV-PG

10:10 PM

Something, Something, Something Dark Side Part 1 & 2 (DVS)

Family Guy

When the Griffins experience a power outage, Peter decides to tell his version of the "Star Wars" saga, "The Empire Strikes Back."

TV-14

11:10 PM

You Debt Your Life (DVS)

American Dad

Roger moves out of the house when he finds out that Stan only let him live there because Roger had saved his life years ago at Area 51. Francine gets Roger to come back home, only to find that Stan has rented out Roger's attic to a new tenant - Andy Dick. Now Roger must find a way to convince Stan to take him back and get rid of Andy Dick. Meanwhile, Steve gets asked to read the daily announcements at school.

TV-14

Wednesday, Oct 31
12:10 AM

School Lies (DVS)

American Dad

Overlooked for promotion for twenty years, Stan decides to woo the Senator who supervises the CIA task force. Stan makes Steve go to the same private academy as the Senator's daughter, but Steve ditches school and Roger takes his place.

TV-14

1:10 AM

Something, Something, Something Dark Side Part 1 & 2 (DVS)

Family Guy

When the Griffins experience a power outage, Peter decides to tell his version of the "Star Wars" saga, "The Empire Strikes Back."

TV-14

2:10 AM

Counting Problems (DVS)

Guest Book, The

Adam has cured himself of his counting compulsion and rents the beach house for a getaway with his family to show them how much he's improved. When his family cancels and he's left to his own devices, he tries to befriend another family on vacation.

TV-MA

3:10 AM

Expedition Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Raj undertake an underground research expedition that turns into a test of how long before they get under each other's skin. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny argue about money.

TV-PG

4:10 AM

Prom Equivalency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's flirtatious sales pitch leaves a doctor-client smitten and the guys must pitch in to help her deal with him, while, Bernadette and Amy debate whether female scientists ought to play the sexuality card.

TV-PG

5:10 AM

Counting Problems (DVS)

Guest Book, The

Adam has cured himself of his counting compulsion and rents the beach house for a getaway with his family to show them how much he's improved. When his family cancels and he's left to his own devices, he tries to befriend another family on vacation.

TV-MA

6:10 AM

And the Drug Money (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In an effort to raise money to help Caroline's father, Max convinces Caroline to partake in a clinical drug trial.

TV-14

7:10 AM

Ready (DVS)

New Girl

Jess decides she's ready to wade back into the dating pool, so Schmidt prods her to take the plunge with her workout partner. Meanwhile, Cece hires a hunky new bartender, leaving Nick to wrestle with the concept of male beauty; Winston's newfound confidence renders him irresistible.

TV-14

8:10 AM

Es Good (DVS)

New Girl

Schmidt gets Nick to help him earn the respect of a troublesome house contractor; Jess & Robby test their ability to be in a casual relationship; and Winston & Cece argue the pros and cons of not being single.

TV-14

9:10 AM

It's Supposed fo Be Fun

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray has trouble accepting that his son is a terrible athlete.

TV-PG

10:10 AM

Older Women

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's father brings an older woman to Thanksgiving dinner.

TV-PG