Vivian and Eddie leave Mt. Trace to make a fresh start in a small beachside town, where they meet Nikki and Tommy, the engaged couple running Emmy Lou's Grill and vacation home Barefeet Retreat, and Bodhi, the local handyman.
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Rob and Shelley run Rock Bottom Industries. In exchange for money, they stage situations to make sure people's drug-addicted loved ones hit rock bottom in a safe environment. They rent Barefeet Retreat to lure in their next mark. This is the Uncut episode.
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Adam has cured himself of his counting compulsion and rents the beach house for a getaway with his family to show them he's improved. When his family cancels and he's left to his own devices, he tries to befriend another family on vacation.
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Bodhi looks for Eddie, who has gone missing. A guest named Tim returns to Barefeet Retreat to reminisce about his memorable last visit, which included a raging party crashed by his Uncle Bill from West Virginia.
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Mike and family hate spending every summer in a subpar vacation home far from the beach. To afford paying the booking fee for their dream house, the Barefeet Retreat, Mike pulls double shifts and ends up paying more than he bargained for.
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Clem asks a stripper to pretend to be his girlfriend in order to convince his vacationing family that he is normal. Once they get to Barefeet Retreat we discover that Clem's fake girlfriend isn't the only thing he's been lying about.
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Anne and Scott leave their six-year-old son Sam alone in the vacation home to attend Beacharoo, the town's music festival. Nikki confesses her secret to Vivian.
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Logan is on vacation at Barefeet Retreat but his phone is broken. In India, customer service representative Vali helps Logan although he's in the midst of a crisis of his own.
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Tommy surprises Nikki with a spontaneous wedding ceremony. Both are blithely oblivious to the fact that Vivian is kidnapping their child, and some familiar faces from Mt. Trace return to sort things out. This is the Uncut episode.
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A striking British special forces agent leads a daring rescue after a commercial flight crash-lands on an uninhabited island. The survivors make a discovery that could change everything.
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The survivors find a satellite phone. Danny confronts his past. And Steve comforts Todd after learning about the death of his child. Also, the survivors make a discovery that could change everything.
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Todd, Danny and Owen investigate the other islanders after unearthing a troubling suitcase. Pack, Emma and Florence are faced with the ultimate choice. In addition, the survivors make a discovery that could change everything.
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Chet takes Pack on a vision quest. Danny helps Owen relax. And Todd makes a play to control the island. The survivors make a discovery that could change everything.
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The survivors hold an election. Danny and Todd face off in a battle of the liver. On top of that, the island makes a discovery that could change everything.
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Under new rule, the island falls apart after they're unable to remember something from their life back home. Todd adjusts to a life of solitude in the pit. Pack stumbles upon other survivors of the crash.
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After one of their own is seriously injured, the survivors hold the island's first trial. And the island makes a discovery that could change everything.
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Danny and Owen flourish while starting a new camp. After one of their own falls ill, two survivors make a daring escape off the island. And the island makes a discovery that could change everything.
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Owen has a shocking encounter in the jungle. Todd, Florence and Emma adjust to life off the island. The island makes a discovery that could change everything.
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After something taints their water upstream, Florence and Karen hike into the jungle to find the source. The others debate whether they want the pirates to spoil Game of Thrones. Steve strikes up an unlikely romance.
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Jess and Todd attempt to buy passage on the pirate's ship through unconventional means. Owen starts to have feelings for Florence as Steve grapples with his new love.
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After discovering the pirate's plan to harvest their organs, the survivors attempt to escape the island. Karen must make a difficult decision that echoes a moment from her past.
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After Todd and Jess decide to get married for reals, Florence and Owen struggle to define their new romance. Casey returns to officiate the wedding. Pack and Steve make a discovery that threatens to tear them apart.
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Danny launches an investigation after the survivors discover someone has sabotaged the ship by blowing up the engine. Steve makes a shocking discovery at the bottom of the ship.
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After surviving the Cruisifornication explosion and washing ashore on a new island, the survivors uncover a menacing threat, begging the question -- wait, does anyone actually read these episode descriptions?
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After a charismatic millionaire rescues the survivors, Jess and Florence suspect he may not be what he seems, and set out to answer the question -- who is Declan Stanwick? And more importantly, who is reading this? Anyone?
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After discovering Declan's sinister plot, Danny goes undercover with the rich, while Pack and Karen attempt to escape the compound. I wish we could escape writing these episode descriptions, am I right? No one actually reads these, right?
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After Jess loses her recollection of the last decade, Todd attempts to spark her memory. Steve and Declan face off in a battle of wits. Like, seriously, what are these episode descriptions being used for? Just buried deep in the TBS app?
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On the eve of "The Hunt," Martha offers to the survivors' one last meel of their choosing; as long as they can all decide together. We know meal is spelled wrong above. We just don't care; truly, no one is reading these. So who cares?
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It's "Hunt Day," and the survivors must face off against each other in a battle royale to death. Kevin makes a daring escape. Except; no he doesn't. Kevin's not a real character. These episode descriptions don't matter; no one reads them.
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Pack and Jess find a new threat. Knocked unconscious, Todd navigates his dreamworld with the help of an unlikely ally -- Rob Corddry from HBO’s Ballers. It’s Episode 7. Is reading this description really going to knock you over the edge?
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With Karen gravely injured, Owen and Danny must journey to the center of the island to defeat "Chettywompwomp." Florence learns more about Karen's backstory. Pack, Todd, and Jess face a futile task.
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The survivors attempt to turn the tables on the rich and lure them into a trap. Seriously, if anyone actually reads this, email us at IReadTheWreckedEpDescriptions@gmail.com. We'll be genuinely surprised if we get a single email.
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Barricaded in the mansion and surrounded by the rich, the survivors mount one last attempt to escape Declan's island, and -- wait. We get it now. Writing these weren't about the descriptions themselves -- it was about the journey.
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