10 Democratic Senators Who Have Never Groped Anyone

Dec 07 2017

Hey Democrats, we know it’s been a hard day, so we’ve composed a list of ten Senators to turn your attention to who have never been accused of groping or forcibly kissing anyone  —  not even once!

Senator Amy Klobuchar — (D) Minnesota

Senator Klobuchar has been serving the people of Minnesota for years and knows how to keep her hands to herself.

Senator Kamala Harris — (D) California

Senator Harris has a 100% rating from NARAL and has never been accused of groping anyone.

Senator Tammy Duckworth — (D) Illinois

Senator Duckworth is a veteran of the Iraq war and has never forcibly kissed anyone.

Senator Elizabeth Warren — (D) Massachusetts

Senator Warren is known for rallying against income inequality and not having a history of groping people.

Senator Claire McCaskill — (D) Missouri

Senator McCaskill was the first female Senator elected in Missouri and has a clean record when it comes to accusations of sexual assault.

Senator Kirsten Gillibrand — (D) New York

Senator Gillibrand is a fierce advocate of women’s rights and an expert in not touching anyone who doesn’t want to be touched.

Senator Tammy Baldwin — (D) Wisconsin

Senator Baldwin is the first openly gay U.S. Senator in history and does not kiss people who don’t want to be kissed.

Senator Maria Cantwell — (D) Washington

Senator Cantwell is the Ranking Member on the United States Senate Committee on Energy and Natural Resources and has never been known to grope anyone.

Senator Debbie Stabenow — (D) Michigan

Senator Stabenow is the chair of the Senate Democratic Policy Committee and is famously not grabby.

Senator Jeanne Shaheen — (D) New Hampshire

Senator Shaheen is the first woman to be elected both a US Governor and a US Senator and has no history of issues with keeping her hands to herself!