One of Phoebe's clients, Steve, wants to open a restaurant and is looking for a chef to create the menu. Phoebe gets Monica an "audition," but when the big night arrives, Steve shows up stoned and seems to prefer "munchies" from Monica's cupboards to her gourmet appetizers. Meanwhile, Chandler is hesitant to accept a promotion at his company because that will mean he really is a data processor. While these two have their own work problems, Ross is having a personal problem. His date wants him to talk dirty to her, but Ross just can't find the right words.