DVS Offerings

Wednesday, Nov 22
12:11 AM

Daddy Queerest

American Dad

Stan is humiliated by the way Francine behaves in social situations so he pushes her in the pool at a party; he can't take it any more. The next morning their neighbors Terry and Greg come over and ask for their help. Terry's father is coming to visit for his jersey-retirement party. He doesn't know Terry is gay and has adopted a baby girl with Greg. Francine convinces Terry to tell his father the truth and promises she will support him through it. Stan is excited because he gets to meet Tank. When Tank arrives, Terry chickens out: He tells his father that Francine is his girlfriend, and they had a baby out of wedlock.

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1:11 AM

In Country...Club

American Dad

When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans' Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn't think he's ready for such an undertaking. Unimpressed with Steve's vocal talents, Stan decides Steve needs to experience real war in order to sing about our country's military prowess. But things quickly go south when Roger gets involved and Steve goes bananas.

TV-14

2:11 AM

Tea Peter (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter joins the Tea Party but doesn't discover until it's too late that Carter Pewterschmidt is using the party to get rid of government for his own selfish motives.

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3:11 AM

Nicole Scherzinger vs. Lil Rel Howery and Charlie Puth vs. Backstreet Boys

Drop the Mic

TV host and Pussycat Dolls member Nicole Scherzinger spits hot fire against Get Out funnyman Lil Rel Howery, while an unprecedented 5-on-1 takes place when singer Charlie Puth takes on every single member of the Backstreet Boys.

TV-14

4:11 AM

Killer Robot Instability, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's criticism of Wolowitz's romantic life pushes him into depression and AWOL for a fighting robot battle the rest of guys are depending on him for.

TV-14

5:11 AM

Financial Permeability, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon loans money to Penny so she can pay her rent, it leads to Leonard coming face-to-face with her ex, Kurt.

TV-PG

6:11 AM

Nicole Scherzinger vs. Lil Rel Howery and Charlie Puth vs. Backstreet Boys

Drop the Mic

TV host and Pussycat Dolls member Nicole Scherzinger spits hot fire against Get Out funnyman Lil Rel Howery, while an unprecedented 5-on-1 takes place when singer Charlie Puth takes on every single member of the Backstreet Boys.

TV-14

7:11 AM

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (DVS)

Chuck Levine and Larry Valentine are the pride of their fire station: two guy's guys always side-by-side and willing to do anything for each other. Salt-of-the-earth widower Larry wants just one thing: to protect his family. His buddy Chuck also wants one thing: to enjoy the single life. Grateful Chuck owes Larry for saving his life in a fire, and Larry calls in that favor big time when civic red tape prevents him from naming his own two kids as his life insurance beneficiaries. All that Chuck has to do is claim to be Larry's domestic partner on some city forms. Easy. Nobody will ever know. But when an overzealous, spot-checking bureaucrat becomes suspicious, the new couple's arrangement becomes a citywide issue and goes from confidential to front-page news. Forced to improvise as love-struck newlyweds, Chuck and Larry must now fumble through a hilarious charade of domestic bliss under one roof. After surviving their mandatory honeymoon and dodging the threat of exposure, the well-intentioned con men discover sticking together in your time of need is what truly makes a family.

TV-14

8:11 AM

Episode 71076

Conan

Guests: Jim Jeffries, Katy Tur, Taylor Tomlinson

TV-14

9:11 AM

Chicken Roaster, The

Seinfeld

A celebrity opens a chicken restaurant in Jerry's neighborhood.

TV-PG

10:11 AM

Earth Angel

Married with Children

When Bud brings a beautiful, homeless young woman to stay with the Bundys, Al and the rest of the neighborhood guys begin acting like sex-crazed teenagers.

TV-PG

11:11 AM

Guys and Dolls

Married with Children

When Al and Steve become obsessed with collecting baseball cards, Peggy and Marcy dig out their old Barbie dolls and re-live their childhood fantasies.

TV-PG

12:11 PM

Master the Possibilities

Married with Children

When Buck, the Bundy family pooch, mistakenly receives a credit card in his name, Al and Peg decide to sample the good life and embark on a wild spending spree.

TV-PG

1:11 PM

Earth Angel

Married with Children

When Bud brings a beautiful, homeless young woman to stay with the Bundys, Al and the rest of the neighborhood guys begin acting like sex-crazed teenagers.

TV-PG

2:11 PM

Guys and Dolls

Married with Children

When Al and Steve become obsessed with collecting baseball cards, Peggy and Marcy dig out their old Barbie dolls and re-live their childhood fantasies.

TV-PG

3:11 PM

Master the Possibilities

Married with Children

When Buck, the Bundy family pooch, mistakenly receives a credit card in his name, Al and Peg decide to sample the good life and embark on a wild spending spree.

TV-PG

4:11 PM

Dark Meet

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie have flashbacks of their first Thanksgiving together.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

One with Princess Consuela, The

Friends

Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss. Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

One with Rachel's Going Away Party

Friends

One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

One with Phoebe's Wedding, The

Friends

A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.

TV-PG

8:11 PM

One with Princess Consuela, The

Friends

Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss. Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.

TV-PG

9:11 PM

One with Rachel's Going Away Party

Friends

One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others.

TV-PG

10:11 PM

Last One Part 2, The

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

11:11 PM

One with the Sonogram, The

Friends

Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.

TV-PG

Thursday, Nov 23
12:11 AM

Home Adrone

American Dad

When Steve gets the chance to sing the Star-Spangled Banner at a Veterans' Day event, Stan takes it upon himself to be Steve's vocal coach. Dissatisfied with Steve's progress, Stan signs Steve up for a Vietnam reenactment in the hopes that a little battle experience will help Steve to truly understand the national anthem. But the pressure of mock war, along with Stan's coaching, gets to Steve causing him to become a relentless reenacting machine. Meanwhile, Roger prepares to watch a pay-per-view Barbra Streisand concert.

TV-14

1:11 AM

Man in the Moonbounce (DVS)

American Dad

Stan vows to live out all the teenage pranks he missed with Steve and his friends. But when they are caught, he winds up going to prison.

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2:11 AM

Hofstadter Isotope, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A fellow comic book enthusiast's hitting on Penny leads to Leonard, Raj and Howard going to a bar's Ladies' Night.

TV-PG

3:11 AM

Cushion Saturation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Paintball leads to a squabble between Sheldon and Penny as well as romance between Howard and Leslie.

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4:11 AM

Work Song Nanocluster, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's business selling hair accessories out of her apartment gets out of hand when an over-caffeinated Sheldon takes charge.

TV-14

5:11 AM

Episode 71081

Conan

Guests: Jake Gyllenhaal, Max Brooks, Rostam

TV-14

6:11 AM

Phantom, The (DVS)

Wrecked

Under new rule, the island falls apart after they're unable to remember something from their life back home. Todd adjusts to a life of solitude in "The Pit". Pack stumbles upon other survivors of the crash. And if you can believe it, the island makes a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

7:11 AM

Adventures of Beth and Lamar, The (DVS)

Wrecked

Danny and Owen flourish while starting a new camp. After one of their own falls ill, two survivors make a daring escape off the island. And I know we say this a lot, but the island makes a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

8:11 AM

Cop Tricks (DVS)

Wrecked

The island makes a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

9:11 AM

Impo-Dent

Married with Children

When Marcy accidentally dents Steve's brand new Mercedes, she finds it affects more than just his performance on the road.

TV-PG

10:11 AM

Adventures of Beth and Lamar, The (DVS)

Wrecked

Danny and Owen flourish while starting a new camp. After one of their own falls ill, two survivors make a daring escape off the island. And I know we say this a lot, but the island makes a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

11:11 AM

Cop Tricks (DVS)

Wrecked

The island makes a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

12:11 PM

Impo-Dent

Married with Children

When Marcy accidentally dents Steve's brand new Mercedes, she finds it affects more than just his performance on the road.

TV-PG

1:11 PM

Father Lode

Married with Children

Al finally comes into some money at the track but hasn't time to enjoy his winnings. He's too busy hiding the loot from his family.

TV-PG

2:11 PM

Turkey in a Can

Bob's Burgers

Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone then dumps the turkey in the toilet in an act of Thanksgiving sabotage.

TV-14

3:11 PM

Poke High

Married with Children

While Kelly tries to score with a high school fullback, Al roots for the opposing team in hopes his old school record will remain intact.

TV-PG

4:11 PM

In Harmony's Way (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and Quagmire both scream when a bee flies by and realize they harmonize well together. They start writing and singing songs in their spare time. Mort overhears them one day and is amazed by their talent. He offers to manage them since he used to have his own record label in the 70¿s.

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5:11 PM

Turkey in a Can

Bob's Burgers

Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone then dumps the turkey in the toilet in an act of Thanksgiving sabotage.

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6:11 PM

Gayle Makin' Bob Sled

Bob's Burgers

When Gayle is injured, Linda sends Bob off to pick her up so that she doesn't miss out on the Thanksgiving festivities. But an unexpected snowstorm derails his trip home, and his epic plan to prepare the turkey is foiled. Bob then must put the fate of the turkey and the Belcher Thanksgiving in Linda's hands and spend time bonding with his sister-in-law.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

In Harmony's Way (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and Quagmire both scream when a bee flies by and realize they harmonize well together. They start writing and singing songs in their spare time. Mort overhears them one day and is amazed by their talent. He offers to manage them since he used to have his own record label in the 70¿s.

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8:11 PM

Peter's Sister (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter's estranged sister Karen shows up to the Griffin family's Thanksgiving dinner, and Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire realize she is the famous wrestler, Heavy Flo.

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9:11 PM

One with the List, The

Friends

Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task.

TV-PG

10:11 PM

One with Chandler in a Box, The

Friends

On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor.

TV-PG

11:11 PM

One Where Ross Got High, The

Friends

On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.

TV-PG

Friday, Nov 24
12:11 AM

One with the Rumor, The

Friends

Monica encounters a high-school friend and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

TV-PG

1:11 AM

One with the Late Thanksgiving, The

Friends

Monica prepares a Thanksgiving feast for the gang, then becomes enraged when everyone shows up late; Phoebe convinces Rachel to enter Emma in a baby beauty contest.

TV-PG

2:11 AM

Monopolar Expedition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys' prestigious offer to work over the summer at the North Pole, and Penny's resultant behavior leaves Leonard unsure if he should go.

TV-PG

3:11 AM

Jiminy Conjecture, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Howard wager comic books over a cricket's species. Meanwhile, a less-than-perfect romantic night agonizes Leonard and Penny.

TV-PG

4:11 AM

Pothole, The

Seinfeld

George takes extreme measures to locate his lost Yankees key ring.

TV-PG

5:11 AM

Monopolar Expedition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys' prestigious offer to work over the summer at the North Pole, and Penny's resultant behavior leaves Leonard unsure if he should go.

TV-PG

6:11 AM

Family, The

A notorious mafia family gets relocated to Normandy, France under the witness protection program. While they do their best to fit in, old habits die hard and they soon find themselves handling things the family way.

TV-14

7:11 AM

Episode 71083

Conan

Guests: Ellen Page, Impractical Jokers, Caleb Synan

TV-14

8:11 AM

Episode 71083

Conan

Guests: Ellen Page, Impractical Jokers, Caleb Synan

TV-14

9:11 AM

Family, The

A notorious mafia family gets relocated to Normandy, France under the witness protection program. While they do their best to fit in, old habits die hard and they soon find themselves handling things the family way.

TV-14

10:11 AM

Bald and the Beautiful, The

Married with Children

When Al and Steve face up to the bald fact that they are both losing their hair, they decide to seek the counsel and encouragement of a hairless support group.

TV-PG

11:11 AM

Requiem for a Dead Barber

Married with Children

When Al's long-time barber passes on, Al is forced to face the fact that the old-fashioned barber shop is a thing of the past and resigns himself to a future of beauty salon haircuts.

TV-PG

12:11 PM

And the Childhood Not Included (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline accidentally loses one of Han's expensive fish while cleaning the tank, so Max considers selling a sentimental gift from her mother in order to replace the fish.

TV-14

1:11 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

2:11 PM

One with the Jam, The

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

3:11 PM

My Mom, the Mom

Married with Children

Peggy is the hit of Mother/Daughter Career Day at Kelly's school when she instructs the girls in the art of being a housewife, including demonstrations of wallet pilfering and mastering the TV remote control.

TV-PG

4:11 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

One with the Jam, The

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns (DVS)

A single mother rediscovers the joys of family A single mother living in inner city Chicago, Brenda has been struggling for years to make ends meet and keep her three kids off the street. But when she's laid off with no warning, she starts losing hope for the first time - until a letter arrives announcing the death of a father she's never met. Desperate for any kind of help, Brenda takes her family to Georgia for the funeral. But nothing could have prepared her for the Browns, her father's fun-loving, crass Southern clan. In a small-town world full of long afternoons and country fairs, Brenda struggles to get to know the family she never knew existed and finds a brand new romance that just might change her life.

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7:11 PM

Why Did I Get Married? (DVS)

Dr. Patricia Agnew, a psychologist, has written a best seller about marriage: hers and those of three other couples who together take a week's vacation each year to ask themselves, "Why did I get married?" It's time for one of those weeks, and all four relationships are strained: Patricia and her husband Gavin have the shadow of grief between them; Terry believes that Diane has abandoned him for her work; Angela, who's built a successful business, belittles her husband Marcus, who works for her; Mike is cruel to Sheila, his religious, overweight wife. During the week, each person's secret comes out. Will these marriages survive?

TV-14

8:11 PM

Tyler Perry's I Can Do Bad All by Myself (DVS)

When Madea, a pistol-packing grandma, catches sixteen-year-old Jennifer and her two younger brothers looting her home, she decides to take matters into her own hands and delivers the young delinquents to the only relative they have: their aunt April. A heavy-drinking nightclub singer who lives off of Raymond, her married boyfriend, April wants nothing to do with the kids. But her attitude begins to change when Sandino, a handsome Mexican immigrant looking for work, moves into April's basement room. Making amends for his own troubled past, Sandino challenges April to open her heart. And April soon realizes she must make the biggest choice of her life: between her old ways with Raymond and the new possibilities of family, faith and even true love.

TV-14

9:11 PM

My Morning Straitjacket

American Dad

After attending a concert with Hayley, Stan becomes obsessed with her music.

TV-14

10:11 PM

Rapture's Delight

American Dad

The Rapture happens on Christmas Eve, and Stan is left behind.

TV-14

11:11 PM

Valentine's Day in Quahog (DVS)

Family Guy

This Valentine's Day episode features a series of comic vignettes centered around the residents of Quahog.

TV-14

Saturday, Nov 25
12:11 AM

James Van Der Beek vs. Randall Park and Rob Gronkowski vs. Gina Rodriguez

Drop the Mic

Dawson's Creek heartthrob James Van Der Beek throws shade at Fresh off the Boat's Randall Park in a rap battle, while NFL superstar and Super Bowl champ Rob Gronkowski finds out Gina Rodriguez might just be a problem he can't tackle.

TV-14

1:11 AM

Tony Hale vs. Timothy Simons and Rascal Flatts vs. Boyz II Men

Drop the Mic

It's Beef Season between Veep co-stars Tony Hale and Timothy Simons in a very personal verbal competition, while Boyz II Men clashes with Rascal Flatts in the rap battle you've always wanted, but never knew was possible.

TV-14

2:11 AM

Valentine's Day in Quahog (DVS)

Family Guy

This Valentine's Day episode features a series of comic vignettes centered around the residents of Quahog.

TV-14

3:11 AM

Bourne Identity, The (DVS)

The spy thriller opens as an amnesiac is rescued at sea by the crew of an Italian fishing boat. Nearly dead, he carries nothing but the bullets in his back and a bank account number embedded in his hip. Although completely without identity or background, he possesses an array of extraordinary talents in fighting, linguistics and self-defense that speaks of a dangerous past. In the present, he is disoriented and wary as he is propelled into an urgent search to discover who he is and why his life has taken a perilous turn. A Zurich safe deposit box yields an assortment of passports, a hefty load of cash, an automatic weapon and a name--Jason Bourne--with a Paris address. What it means remains a mystery, but Bourne quickly realizes that although he knows no one, there are people who recognize him--and do not wish him well. When he meets Marie Kreutz, a hard-luck German-born wanderer, he makes a desperate pitch--$10,000 for a ride to Paris. Despite her reservations, Marie takes the cash and begins a journey with Bourne that changes her life forever. The trail of Jason Bourne's past snakes from Europe to CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia, where Treadstone, a clandestine operation is based. As Bourne and Marie struggle to stay below the radar in France, all of the stealthy muscle of Treadstone is focused on tracking them and neutralizing Bourne as quickly and efficiently as possible.

TV-14

4:11 AM

We're the Millers (DVS)

A drug dealer creates a make-believe family in order to bring 1,400 pounds of marijuana into the U.S.

TV-14

6:11 AM

Bourne Identity, The (DVS)

The spy thriller opens as an amnesiac is rescued at sea by the crew of an Italian fishing boat. Nearly dead, he carries nothing but the bullets in his back and a bank account number embedded in his hip. Although completely without identity or background, he possesses an array of extraordinary talents in fighting, linguistics and self-defense that speaks of a dangerous past. In the present, he is disoriented and wary as he is propelled into an urgent search to discover who he is and why his life has taken a perilous turn. A Zurich safe deposit box yields an assortment of passports, a hefty load of cash, an automatic weapon and a name--Jason Bourne--with a Paris address. What it means remains a mystery, but Bourne quickly realizes that although he knows no one, there are people who recognize him--and do not wish him well. When he meets Marie Kreutz, a hard-luck German-born wanderer, he makes a desperate pitch--$10,000 for a ride to Paris. Despite her reservations, Marie takes the cash and begins a journey with Bourne that changes her life forever. The trail of Jason Bourne's past snakes from Europe to CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia, where Treadstone, a clandestine operation is based. As Bourne and Marie struggle to stay below the radar in France, all of the stealthy muscle of Treadstone is focused on tracking them and neutralizing Bourne as quickly and efficiently as possible.

TV-14

8:11 AM

Bourne Ultimatum, The

All he wanted was to disappear; instead, Jason Bourne is now hunted by the people who made him what he is--legendary assassin. Having lost his memory and the one person he loved, he is undeterred by the barrage of bullets and a new generation of highly-trained killers. Bourne has only one objective: to go back to the beginning and find out who he was. Now, in the new chapter of this espionage series, Bourne will hunt down his past in order to find a future. He must travel from Moscow, Paris and London to Tangier and New York City as he continues his quest to find the real Jason Bourne--all the while trying to outmaneuver the scores of cops, federal officers and Interpol agents with him in their crosshairs.

TV-14

9:11 AM

Bourne Supremacy, The

Two years ago, Jason Bourne thought he had walked away from his past. But now, his past is about to return. Bourne and Marie have maintained their anonymous, underground existence at the cost of permanence. Fueled by splintered nightmares and haunted by the past he cannot remember, Bourne moves Marie from city to city, trying to remain one step ahead of the threat implicit in every unexplained stranger's glance, every "wrong number" phone call--that at any second, without any warning, he might get pulled back into the world he hopes he left behind. When an operative appears in the sleepy village that has been their latest home, Bourne and Marie collapse their lives and head out. His past at the door, their only chance now is to run. But once a line is crossed and the stakes in a new global game of cat-and-mouse are raised, the Jason Bourne created by Treadstone--the covert, now dismantled operation that spawned cold-blooded, professional assassins--returns. Two years ago, Bourne walked away from the deadly world that created him with a promise of retaliation should anyone attempt contact. Now that that world has indeed come calling, Bourne intends to keep his word. They should have left him alone.

TV-14

10:11 AM

Walk to the Door, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

When Ray meets a girl from his past, he worries he treated her disrespectfully.

TV-PG

11:11 AM

Young Girl

Everybody Loves Raymond

Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.

TV-PG

12:11 PM

Harder They Fall, The

Married with Children

After Peggy gives the highway salute to a rude driver while in the Rhoades' car, Steve is obsessed with the fear the enraged driver, a possible ex-con, may come looking for him.

TV-PG

1:11 PM

Walk to the Door, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

When Ray meets a girl from his past, he worries he treated her disrespectfully.

TV-PG

2:11 PM

Young Girl

Everybody Loves Raymond

Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.

TV-PG

3:11 PM

Harder They Fall, The

Married with Children

After Peggy gives the highway salute to a rude driver while in the Rhoades' car, Steve is obsessed with the fear the enraged driver, a possible ex-con, may come looking for him.

TV-PG

4:11 PM

Music and Lyrics

Alex Fletcher is a washed-up '80s pop star who's been reduced to working the nostalgia circuit at county fairs and amusement parks. The charismatic and talented musician gets a chance at a comeback when reigning diva Cora Corman invites him to write and record a duet with her, but there's a problem. Alex hasn't written a song in years, he's never written lyrics, and he has to come up with a hit in a matter of days. Enter Sophie Fisher, Alex's beguilingly quirky plant lady, whose flair for words strikes a chord with the struggling songwriter. On the rebound from a bad relationship, Sophie is reluctant to collaborate with anyone, especially commitment-phobe Alex. As their chemistry heats up at the piano and under it, Alex and Sophie will have to face their fears and the music if they want to find the love and success they both deserve.

TV-14

5:11 PM

Maleficent

A beautiful, pure-hearted young woman, Maleficent has an idyllic life growing up in a peaceable forest kingdom, until an invading army threatens the harmony of the land. Maleficent rises to be the land's fiercest protector, but she ultimately suffers a ruthless betrayal-an act that begins to turn her pure heart to stone. Bent on revenge, Maleficent faces an epic battle with the invading king's successor and, as a result, places a curse upon his newborn infant Aurora. As the child grows, Maleficent realizes that Aurora holds the key to peace in the kingdom-and perhaps to Maleficent's true happiness as well.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

Never Been Kissed

A copy editor in her early twenties gets her chance to become a reporter at a Chicago daily. Her first assignment consists of a feature on what cool high school students are doing. In order to uncover the life of the hip high schoolers, she must go undercover as a student herself. Meanwhile, her slacker brother decides to go back to the same high school in hopes of getting a second chance at being noticed by major-league baseball scouts.

TV-14

7:11 PM

One with the Flashback, The

Friends

The friends recall secrets from their pasts.

TV-PG

8:11 PM

One with the Giant Poking Device, The

Friends

Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.

TV-PG

9:11 PM

One with All the Jealousy, The

Friends

Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.

TV-PG

10:11 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break Part 1, The

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.

TV-PG

11:11 PM

Handicap Spot, The

Seinfeld

George parks in a handicapped spot, inciting an angry mob.

TV-PG

Sunday, Nov 26
12:11 AM

Smelly Car, The

Seinfeld

A valet's odor permeates Jerry's car; guests Nick Bakay, Taylor Negron.

TV-PG

1:11 AM

Pirate Solution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Facing a return to India, Raj needs a job desperately enough to consider working for Sheldon. Meanwhile, Howard becomes a third wheel to Leonard and Penny.

TV-PG

2:11 AM

Cornhusker Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, hoping to fit in with Penny's football-loving friends, gets tutored in the sport by Sheldon. Raj is infuriated when Wolowitz's skirt-chasing leads to the loss of his prized patang.

TV-PG

3:11 AM

Adhesive Duck Deficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With the rest of the gang off on a desert camping trip to view the Leonid meteor shower, Sheldon must play hero after Penny slips in the tub and dislocates her shoulder.

TV-PG

4:11 AM

Conspiracy (DVS)

Search Party

The gang goes on a mission to cover up Keith's semi-accidental murder and return Chantal to her family, with just a few major roadblocks along the way.

TV-MA

5:11 AM

Makin' Bank with the MC of Swank

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Snoop and Method Man rock out to Eighties hits, "Claws" star Karrueche Tran schools us on selfies, and Snoop reads us fairy tales. A cheerleader and hip hop hipster square off for a chance to win $25,000.

TV-14

6:11 AM

And the Old Bike Yarn (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline takes an abandoned bicycle to start a delivery service for their cupcake business but soon discovers that Max doesn't know how to ride one.

TV-14

7:11 AM

Conspiracy (DVS)

Search Party

The gang goes on a mission to cover up Keith's semi-accidental murder and return Chantal to her family, with just a few major roadblocks along the way.

TV-MA

8:11 AM

Makin' Bank with the MC of Swank

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Snoop and Method Man rock out to Eighties hits, "Claws" star Karrueche Tran schools us on selfies, and Snoop reads us fairy tales. A cheerleader and hip hop hipster square off for a chance to win $25,000.

TV-14

9:11 AM

Raisin's Back

New Girl

Nick tries to low-key it when Reagan moves into the loft; Schmidt goes soul searching when Cece and Winston question his love of electronic dance music.

TV-14

10:11 AM

Christmas Present

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray buys an elaborate Christmas gift for Debra.

TV-PG

11:11 AM

Pour Judgement

King of Queens, The

Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.

TV-PG

12:11 PM

One the Morning After Part 2, The

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

1:11 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

2:11 PM

Conspiracy (DVS)

Search Party

The gang goes on a mission to cover up Keith's semi-accidental murder and return Chantal to her family, with just a few major roadblocks along the way.

TV-MA

3:11 PM

One the Morning After Part 2, The

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

4:11 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

Conspiracy (DVS)

Search Party

The gang goes on a mission to cover up Keith's semi-accidental murder and return Chantal to her family, with just a few major roadblocks along the way.

TV-MA

6:11 PM

Vacation (DVS)

The next generation of Griswolds is at it again! Following in his father's footsteps and hoping for some much-needed family bonding, a grown-up Rusty Griswold surprises his wife, Debbie, and their two sons with an ill-fated cross-country trip back to America's favorite family fun park, Walley World, before it closes forever.

TV-14

7:11 PM

Nice-Capades

Bob's Burgers

When a grumpy mall Santa threatens the kids with the dreaded Naughty List, Gene, Tina and Louise decide to put on a musical performance spectacular, which highlights all of their alleged good deeds from the past year, in order to earn their spot on the Nice List. But can they change Santa's mind in time to save their Christmas?

TV-14

8:11 PM

Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins

Bob's Burgers

Bob inherits a storage unit, and the whole family imagines it's filled with treasures. Instead, they find a man named Chet living inside. Linda, feeling the holiday spirit, persuades Bob to invite Chet to stay at the restaurant. It's discovered that this stranger, who claims he was once a mannequin, has a gift for intricate and living window displays. With the restaurant decked out in holiday cheer, the Christmas spirit is in the air.

TV-14

9:11 PM

Christmas Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins visit the Quahog Mall for the Christmas Carnival only to find that it has been canceled. Upset, Stewie begins to act out.

TV-14

10:11 PM

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! (DVS)

Family Guy

As Christmas approaches...Peter tells the story of the Nativity, with friends and family members appearing as biblical characters.

TV-14

11:11 PM

Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins

Bob's Burgers

Bob inherits a storage unit, and the whole family imagines it's filled with treasures. Instead, they find a man named Chet living inside. Linda, feeling the holiday spirit, persuades Bob to invite Chet to stay at the restaurant. It's discovered that this stranger, who claims he was once a mannequin, has a gift for intricate and living window displays. With the restaurant decked out in holiday cheer, the Christmas spirit is in the air.

TV-14

Monday, Nov 27
12:11 AM

Sales Call Sublimation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny entices Leonard to meet with a psychiatrist and the results are surprising; Stuart moves out of the Wolowitz house and Howard and Bernadette find themselves at a loss.

TV-PG

1:11 AM

Fetal Kick Catalyst, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Feeling his fetal offspring kick sends Howard on a baby-items buying binge with Raj; Sheldon and Amy host a brunch in their new digs; and Penny, by virtue of her virtuoso performance in "Serial Apist," is invited to a sci-fi convention.

TV-PG

2:11 AM

Brain Bowl Incubation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A successful gene experiment leaves Sheldon excited to procreate with Amy, and he pulls out all stops to get her on board. Meanwhile, Raj is reluctant to reveal what the new woman in his life does for a living.

TV-PG

3:11 AM

Suspicion (DVS)

Search Party

The darkness creeps back in as the friends make choices fueled by paranoia. Dory is confronted by Keith's ex-wife, while Portia is cast in a play about the Manson Murders, Drew begins a long con to escape to China, Elliott breaks out into hives, and Chantal reveals a bit too much to Julian.

TV-MA

4:11 AM

Fetal Kick Catalyst, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Feeling his fetal offspring kick sends Howard on a baby-items buying binge with Raj; Sheldon and Amy host a brunch in their new digs; and Penny, by virtue of her virtuoso performance in "Serial Apist," is invited to a sci-fi convention.

TV-PG

5:11 AM

Brain Bowl Incubation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A successful gene experiment leaves Sheldon excited to procreate with Amy, and he pulls out all stops to get her on board. Meanwhile, Raj is reluctant to reveal what the new woman in his life does for a living.

TV-PG

6:11 AM

Suspicion (DVS)

Search Party

The darkness creeps back in as the friends make choices fueled by paranoia. Dory is confronted by Keith's ex-wife, while Portia is cast in a play about the Manson Murders, Drew begins a long con to escape to China, Elliott breaks out into hives, and Chantal reveals a bit too much to Julian.

TV-MA

7:11 AM

Suspicion (DVS)

Search Party

The darkness creeps back in as the friends make choices fueled by paranoia. Dory is confronted by Keith's ex-wife, while Portia is cast in a play about the Manson Murders, Drew begins a long con to escape to China, Elliott breaks out into hives, and Chantal reveals a bit too much to Julian.

TV-MA

8:11 AM

Change-Up, The (DVS)

Growing up together, Mitch and Dave were inseparable best friends, but as the years have passed they've slowly drifted apart. While Dave is an overworked lawyer, husband and father of three, Mitch has remained a single, quasi-employed man-child who has never met a responsibility he liked. To Mitch, Dave has it all: beautiful wife Jamie, kids who adore him and a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. To Dave, living Mitch's stress free life without obligation or consequence would be a dream come true. Following a drunken night out together, Mitch and Dave's worlds are turned upside down when they wake up in each other's bodies and proceed to freak out. Despite the freedom from their normal routines and habits, the guys soon discover that each other's lives are nowhere near as rosy as they once seemed. Further complicating matters are Dave's sexy legal associate, Sabrina, and Mitch's estranged father. With time not on their side, Mitch and Dave struggle to avoid completely destroying each other's lives before they can find a way to get their old ones back.

TV-14

9:11 AM

House That Peg Lost, The

Married with Children

When Steve and Marcy return from vacation after entrusting the keys to their house to Peggy, they're shocked to find a big hole where their house used to be.

TV-PG

10:11 AM

Married ... with Prom Queen: the Sequel Part 2

Married with Children

Peggy vigorously campaigns for the title of Reunion Queen while Al settles an old score with a former classmate at the Polk High School Reunion.

TV-PG

11:11 AM

Computer Show, The

Married with Children

Peggy brings the family closer to the poorhouse when she insists on buying a home computer.

TV-PG

12:11 PM

Life's a Beach

Married with Children

When Al decides the Bundy clan needs to spend quality time together, they pack up the suntan oil, bug spray and portable TV and head for the beach.

TV-PG

1:11 PM

One with the Dollhouse, The

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

2:11 PM

One with the Screamer, The

Friends

Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.

TV-PG

3:11 PM

Life's a Beach

Married with Children

When Al decides the Bundy clan needs to spend quality time together, they pack up the suntan oil, bug spray and portable TV and head for the beach.

TV-PG

4:11 PM

One with the Jellyfish, The

Friends

Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

One with the Screamer, The

Friends

Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

Return of the Bling

American Dad

Stan is appalled to discover that Roger - a "Miracle On Ice" hockey team member - used steroids; Hayley finds herself falling for Reginald.

TV-14

8:11 PM

Mazel Tina

Bob's Burgers

Tina isn't invited to her classmate Tammy's Bat Mitzvah but ends up at the party anyway because Bob and the family were hired to cater. Despite the invite snub, Tina is excited to scope out the BFOS (boys from other schools). Things go awry and Louise and Tammy end up missing, so, to her total delight, Tina is left center stage.

TV-PG

9:11 PM

Jones for a Smith, A

American Dad

Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they're a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly has a change of heart.

TV-14

10:11 PM

Return of the Bling

American Dad

Stan is appalled to discover that Roger - a "Miracle On Ice" hockey team member - used steroids; Hayley finds herself falling for Reginald.

TV-14

11:11 PM

Space Cadet (DVS)

Family Guy

After Chris enrolls in a NASA space camp, Stewie accidentally launches the Griffins into outer space.

TV-14

Tuesday, Nov 28
12:11 AM

Kids Rob a Train, The

Bob's Burgers

The Belchers take a trip on a train, and to their dismay, Louise, Gene and Tina are seated in a separate train car. Never one to follow the rules, Louise ropes the children into helping her on her mission to steal the vast chocolate supply from the restaurant car! Meanwhile, Bob and Linda indulge in some wine tasting and have a taste-off with a snobby couple.

TV-PG

1:11 AM

Call Girl (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter loses the family's money, Lois takes a job as a phone sex operator.

TV-14

2:11 AM

Space Cadet (DVS)

Family Guy

After Chris enrolls in a NASA space camp, Stewie accidentally launches the Griffins into outer space.

TV-14

3:11 AM

Merlot Down Dirty Shame (DVS)

American Dad

Complications ensue when Roger accompanies Francine to wine country; Klaus and Hayley trick Steve into believing he's dreaming when he's really awake.

TV-14

4:11 AM

Call Girl (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter loses the family's money, Lois takes a job as a phone sex operator.

TV-14

5:11 AM

Episode 81102 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: Ozzy & Jack Osbourne, Angela Kinsey, Ivan Decker

TV-14

6:11 AM

Paralysis (DVS)

Search Party

Life after murder proves to be harder than expected as the friends readjust to their superficial Brooklyn lives.

TV-MA

7:11 AM

And the Model Apartment (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Supermodels Lily Aldridge and Martha Hunt rent Max and Caroline's apartment for a fun girls' weekend.

TV-14

8:11 AM

Episode 81102 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: Ozzy & Jack Osbourne, Angela Kinsey, Ivan Decker

TV-14

9:11 AM

Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

Married with Children

When a neighborhood peeping tom has taken a peek at everyone on the block except Peggy, she tries to rectify the situation by leaving milk, cookies and a ladder.

TV-PG

10:11 AM

Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics

Married with Children

When Peggy wins a personalized workout with TV fitness host Jim Jupiter, the healthiest man in Chicago, he sets out to change her unhealthful lifestyle but she changes his instead.

TV-PG

11:11 AM

Tooth or Consequences

Married with Children

Stricken with a toothache, Al reluctantly visits a dentist for the first time, leaving him in too much pain to enjoy the family meal that Peggy has begrudgingly agreed to prepare.

TV-PG

12:11 PM

Fair Exchange

Married with Children

The Bundys are elated over the extra income they receive when they house a foreign exchange student but Kelly gets a run for her money when the student turns out to be a beautiful, sexy French girl.

TV-PG

1:11 PM

Major Disturbance

King of Queens, The

The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.

TV-PG

2:11 PM

Tooth or Consequences

Married with Children

Stricken with a toothache, Al reluctantly visits a dentist for the first time, leaving him in too much pain to enjoy the family meal that Peggy has begrudgingly agreed to prepare.

TV-PG

3:11 PM

Fair Exchange

Married with Children

The Bundys are elated over the extra income they receive when they house a foreign exchange student but Kelly gets a run for her money when the student turns out to be a beautiful, sexy French girl.

TV-PG

4:11 PM

Major Disturbance

King of Queens, The

The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

Moxie Moron

King of Queens, The

Doug and Deacon fill in for Supervisor O'Boyle at the IPS depot. Carrie regrets her decision to complain about her company's chinzy gift for work on an important project.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

Trip Part 1, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and George search for Kramer in Los Angeles; George Wendt; Corbin Bernsen; Elmarie Wendel.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

Bubble Boy, The

Seinfeld

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sickly fan; guest Jessica Lundy.

TV-PG

8:11 PM

Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool, The

Cleveland Show, The

Cleveland Jr. takes a job at The Broken Stool, where he infuriates his father by establishing rules; Roberta competes with Lacey, a rich high school student.

TV-14

9:11 PM

Incident at Owl Creek, An (DVS)

American Dad

Stan becomes the laughing stock of Langley Falls after he defecates in a swimming pool during a party.

TV-14

10:11 PM

100 A.D. (DVS)

American Dad

When Hayley and her old boyfriend, Jeff, elope, Stan freaks out and offers a reward to anyone who can stop them, sparking a wild goose chase throughout town. Though Reginald attempts to get involved, he ends up fighting with Bullock over the man's time with Halley. Roger and Steve are on the case to find Hayley and Jeff as "Wheels and the Legman."

TV-14

11:11 PM

Total Recall (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter discovers that he's anything but irreplaceable when Lois begins hanging out with his friends; Stewie and Brian embark on a mission to reunite Stewie with his teddy bear.

TV-14

Wednesday, Nov 29
12:11 AM

Incident at Owl Creek, An (DVS)

American Dad

Stan becomes the laughing stock of Langley Falls after he defecates in a swimming pool during a party.

TV-14

1:11 AM

Psychic Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is aghast to find out a secret of Penny's: she believes in psychics. Meanwhile, Sheldon tries to assist Koothrappali in picking up a girl at a university party.

TV-PG

2:11 AM

Einstein Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Stuck on the solution to a physics problem, Sheldon seeks a number of alternative approaches to change his thinking and free the mental block; including working with Penny at The Cheesecake Factory.

TV-PG

3:11 AM

Gorilla Experiment, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny seeks Sheldon's help to better comprehend Leonard's physics work. Wolowitz sees green when Leonard invites Bernadette to watch an experiment.

TV-PG

4:11 AM

Psychic Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is aghast to find out a secret of Penny's: she believes in psychics. Meanwhile, Sheldon tries to assist Koothrappali in picking up a girl at a university party.

TV-PG

5:11 AM

Einstein Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Stuck on the solution to a physics problem, Sheldon seeks a number of alternative approaches to change his thinking and free the mental block; including working with Penny at The Cheesecake Factory.

TV-PG

6:11 AM

Twister

The largest storm to hit Oklahoma in more than half a century is brewing, and it promises to drop multiple twisters into Tornado Alley. It's the storm that two rival groups of scientists--Jo Harding and her band of brash university students, and corporate-sponsored Dr. Jonas Miller and his sleek, crack cadre with their state-of-the-art research vans--have been waiting for to earn their place in meteorological history. Each team wants to be the first to launch their own equipment pack inside a twister to transmit valuable scientific data about tornado behavior. But to do so, they must put themselves directly in the path of the marauding monster--and stay always just ahead of the swirling twister, anticipating its every move. Adding to the charged atmosphere, Jo's soon-to-be-ex-husband, meteorologist Bill Harding, reluctantly joins Jo and his old crew for this last, epic chase.

TV-14

7:11 AM

Episode 81103

Conan

Guests: Justin Verlander, Jay Pharoah, Langhorne Slim

TV-14

8:11 AM

Episode 81103 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: Justin Verlander, Jay Pharoah, Langhorne Slim

TV-14

9:11 AM

Twister

The largest storm to hit Oklahoma in more than half a century is brewing, and it promises to drop multiple twisters into Tornado Alley. It's the storm that two rival groups of scientists--Jo Harding and her band of brash university students, and corporate-sponsored Dr. Jonas Miller and his sleek, crack cadre with their state-of-the-art research vans--have been waiting for to earn their place in meteorological history. Each team wants to be the first to launch their own equipment pack inside a twister to transmit valuable scientific data about tornado behavior. But to do so, they must put themselves directly in the path of the marauding monster--and stay always just ahead of the swirling twister, anticipating its every move. Adding to the charged atmosphere, Jo's soon-to-be-ex-husband, meteorologist Bill Harding, reluctantly joins Jo and his old crew for this last, epic chase.

TV-14

10:11 AM

At the Zoo

Married with Children

After couch potato in-training Steve is fired, he plays hooky from his job hunt to go to the zoo determined to save a sea turtle named Bosco.

TV-PG

11:11 AM

It's a Bundyful Life Part 2

Married with Children

When Al blows his only chance to give the family a merry Christmas, he miserably wishes he didn't exist until a not-so-angelic angel shows what life without Al but with Peggy's loving husband Norman would be like.

TV-PG

12:11 PM

Taxing Problem

Married with Children

About to be audited by the IRS, Al has to come up with a quick five grand and decides to sell Peggy's hair.

TV-PG

1:11 PM

At the Zoo

Married with Children

After couch potato in-training Steve is fired, he plays hooky from his job hunt to go to the zoo determined to save a sea turtle named Bosco.

TV-PG

2:11 PM

It's a Bundyful Life Part 2

Married with Children

When Al blows his only chance to give the family a merry Christmas, he miserably wishes he didn't exist until a not-so-angelic angel shows what life without Al but with Peggy's loving husband Norman would be like.

TV-PG

3:11 PM

Taxing Problem

Married with Children

About to be audited by the IRS, Al has to come up with a quick five grand and decides to sell Peggy's hair.

TV-PG

4:11 PM

Ruff Goin'

King of Queens, The

Feeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy, a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

Home Cheapo

King of Queens, The

Carrie is convinced Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence get a new job.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

Ticket, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; George woos an executive.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

One with Rachel's Crush, The

Friends

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

8:11 PM

One with All the Rugby, The

Friends

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.

TV-PG

9:11 PM

Ticket, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; George woos an executive.

TV-PG

10:11 PM

Watch Part 2, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to buy back a discarded watch, a gift from his parents.

TV-PG

11:11 PM

Brown Knight, The

Cleveland Show, The

Cleveland is mistakenly hailed as a hero after he ends up getting shot in an armed robbery; Rallo discovers what Roberta's "that time of the month" is all about.

TV-14

Thursday, Nov 30
12:11 AM

Excelsior Acquisition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

An appearance in traffic court comes at the worst possible time for Sheldon, the same day Stan Lee is appearing at the comic book store.

TV-PG

1:11 AM

White Rice

American Dad

After an argument between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go see a counselor, who hypnotizes Francine and reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian. Meanwhile, back in Langley Falls, Steve brings home a potential love interest for Klaus.

TV-14

2:11 AM

Farmer Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

When a crime spree sweeps through Quahog, the Griffins move to the safety of a farm, where they're forced to open a meth lab to make ends meet.

TV-14

3:11 AM

Excelsior Acquisition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

An appearance in traffic court comes at the worst possible time for Sheldon, the same day Stan Lee is appearing at the comic book store.

TV-PG

4:11 AM

Pants Alternative, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's fear of speaking in front of large groups threatens his ability to accept an award, so the gang tries to help him get ready for the big night.

TV-PG

5:11 AM

Episode 81104 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: Rob Riggle

TV-14

6:11 AM

November 8, 2017

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

It's been 365 (years?) days since the 2016 election, so Full Frontal is taking a look at how far we've come.

TV-MA

7:11 AM

Beach Blanket Sting-O (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

After a string of suspicious drownings, Geils goes undercover with the LA Lifeguards; however, Tribeca becomes worried. Why? She thinks he might be in too deep. He's never been that strong a swimmer, and the currents are deceivingly strong.

TV-14

8:11 AM

Coldie but a Goodie, A (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

Tribeca can't shake the feeling that the cause of a 102-year-old's death isn't as natural as others believe, but her concerns fall on deaf ears. Why? She's on probation after that whole data breach snafu. Also something about an election...?

TV-14

9:11 AM

Fleas Don't Kill Me (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

A man is found dead in a dog park, but a finally healthy Lieutenant Atkins doesn't think Tribeca's ready to take the case. Why? Because Tribeca hates dogs. And also she's just woken up from a year-long coma.

TV-14

10:11 AM

Peggy Turns 300

Married with Children

Al's one chance at glory is to break the alley record at Jim's Bowlarama but it's threatened by high-scoring Peggy.

TV-PG

11:11 AM

Raingirl

Married with Children

Al's groveling at the shoe store earns him a five-dollar-a-week-raise but Kelly bursts his bubble when she announces she'll be bringing home a thousand bucks a week as a cable TV weather girl.

TV-PG

12:11 PM

You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em Part 2

Married with Children

When Peg and Marcy lose everything in Las Vegas, Al attempts to win back their money by going into the ring with a lady wrestler.

TV-PG

1:11 PM

Peggy Turns 300

Married with Children

Al's one chance at glory is to break the alley record at Jim's Bowlarama but it's threatened by high-scoring Peggy.

TV-PG

2:11 PM

Raingirl

Married with Children

Al's groveling at the shoe store earns him a five-dollar-a-week-raise but Kelly bursts his bubble when she announces she'll be bringing home a thousand bucks a week as a cable TV weather girl.

TV-PG

3:11 PM

Yard Sale

Married with Children

When Al discovers Peggy's passion for yard sales has gotten out of hand, he decides that the Bundys should hold one of their own.

TV-PG

4:11 PM

Affair Trade

King of Queens, The

Doug panics when he starts getting sexy phone messages meant for another Doug Heffernan, but Carrie doesn't seem to care. Meanwhile, Danny tries to force a wedge between Spence and a new lady friend.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

Manhanttan Project

King of Queens, The

Carrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

Ticket, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; George woos an executive.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

Contest, The

Seinfeld

Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine vie at self-denial; guests Estelle Harris, Jane Leeves.

TV-PG

8:11 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

9:11 PM

One with George Stephanopoulos, The

Friends

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.

TV-PG

10:11 PM

One with the Butt, The

Friends

Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.

TV-14

11:11 PM

Brotherly Love

Cleveland Show, The

Rallo helps Junior as he tries to win the heart of Chanel, a girl he's infatuated with; Cleveland becomes Terry's pimp.

TV-14

Friday, Dec 1
12:12 AM

Cheever Letters, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and George work on their pilot script.

TV-PG

1:12 AM

Virgin, The

Seinfeld

Hours before a network meeting, Jerry and George draw a blank; guest Jane Leeves.

TV-PG

2:12 AM

Roads to Vegas (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian and Stewie go to Vegas, but chaos erupts when a glitch in Stewie's new teleportation machine creates a duplicate Brian and Stewie.

TV-14

3:12 AM

Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon calculates that he'll be dead before technology exists to download his consciousness into a robot, so he goes on a binge of healthy living and ultra-safety.

TV-PG

4:12 AM

Virgin, The

Seinfeld

Hours before a network meeting, Jerry and George draw a blank; guest Jane Leeves.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

Lunar Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard and Raj try to find the perfect match for Sheldon by setting him up on an Internet dating site. Seeing her moronic new boyfriend interact with the gang makes it abundantly clear to Penny that she can't go back to dating stereotypical dumb jocks after dating Leonard.

TV-14

6:12 AM

A-Team, The (DVS)

Convicted by a military court for a crime they didn't commit, a daring team of former Special Forces soldiers must utilize their unique talents to break out of prison and tackle their toughest mission yet.

TV-14

7:12 AM

Episode 81105

Conan

Guests: Josh Hutcherson

TV-14

8:12 AM

Episode 81105

Conan

Guests: Josh Hutcherson

TV-14

9:12 AM

And the Cupcake Captives (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Sophie's wedding is interrupted by a hostage situation. Meanwhile, Max and Caroline's cupcake business gets some unwanted attention when a tenant who is wearing one of their company's T-shirts is arrested.

TV-14

10:12 AM

Sue Casa, His Casa

Married with Children

No sooner than Al cancels his auto insurance, the kids get into an accident and Al decides to sue, so the Bundys put on their neck braces and tell it to the judge.

TV-PG

11:12 AM

Dance Show, The

Married with Children

When an attention-starved Peg meets a charming married man, Andy, Al's in for a surprise when Andy's jealous husband shows up on Al's doorstep.

TV-PG

12:12 PM

Married ... with Aliens

Married with Children

When Al is visited by mysterious green creatures who creep into his bedroom and take his dirty socks, he's subjected to ridicule by his disbelieving family, but still determined to get proof of his close encounter.

TV-PG

1:12 PM

Sue Casa, His Casa

Married with Children

No sooner than Al cancels his auto insurance, the kids get into an accident and Al decides to sue, so the Bundys put on their neck braces and tell it to the judge.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

Dance Show, The

Married with Children

When an attention-starved Peg meets a charming married man, Andy, Al's in for a surprise when Andy's jealous husband shows up on Al's doorstep.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

Married ... with Aliens

Married with Children

When Al is visited by mysterious green creatures who creep into his bedroom and take his dirty socks, he's subjected to ridicule by his disbelieving family, but still determined to get proof of his close encounter.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

Single Spaced

King of Queens, The

Seeing friends who recently had a child makes Doug and Carrie consider adopting.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

China Syndrome Part 2

King of Queens, The

At Arthur's wedding reception, Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, and they ponder whether they have a future together.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

Airport, The

Seinfeld

On a flight, Jerry meets a beauty, while Elaine sits next to a smelly guy.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One with Mrs. Bing, The

Friends

Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown!

Cleveland Show, The

Freight Train and Cookie announce their plans to re-marry; Cleveland is chosen to be best man...until he's replaced by Donna's ex-husband; Cleveland Jr. offers to pay for the wedding ceremony after he inherits money from his mother.

TV-14

9:12 PM

Shoes, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and George struggle to keep their idea for a TV series alive.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

Implant, The

Seinfeld

Elaine says Jerry's girlfriend (Teri Hatcher) has implants, so he dumps her.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

Cleveland Show, The

TV-14

Saturday, Dec 2
12:12 AM

Pinata Named Desire, A

American Dad

Stan takes an acting class taught by Roger after he blows an undercover assignment. Stan then uses his newfound acting skills to steal a part in a local play from Roger. Roger, down but not out, takes out the play's female lead and gets her part. Now it's opening night and Stan and Roger take to the stage to see who is the better actor. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends plan a sleepover.

TV-14

1:12 AM

I Am the Walrus

American Dad

Stan resorts to extreme and cruel measures to humiliate Steve and maintain his alpha-male status in the house, and Hayley and Jeff turn to Principal Lewis for marriage counseling.

TV-14

2:12 AM

Vestigial Peter (DVS)

Family Guy

Fed up with Peter¿s old, tattered, shirt, Lois takes him to the mall to buy a new outfit for church. When Peter struggles with the top button, they notice a large lump on his neck. Alarmed, they rush to the hospital where Dr. Hartman guesses that it¿s an incomplete vestigial twin.

TV-14

3:12 AM

Movie, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to coordinate two comedy appearances and a movie with friends; guest Tom La Grua.

TV-PG

4:12 AM

Hot Troll Deviation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Wolowitz is embarrassed when a secret of his is revealed, and Sheldon and Raj battle at work.

TV-14

5:12 AM

Irish Pub Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Raj's sister has a one-day layover, he forbids the others from hooking up with her unaware she and Leonard already did long ago.

TV-PG

6:12 AM

Junior Mint, The

Seinfeld

Visitors Kramer and Jerry think they killed a surgery patient; guest Susan Walters.

TV-PG

7:12 AM

Project X

Three high school seniors attempt to make a name for themselves by throwing one unforgettable house party. As word spread, the party takes on a life of its own and before the night is over, dreams are ruined, records are blemished and legends are born.

TV-14

8:12 AM

Project X

Three high school seniors attempt to make a name for themselves by throwing one unforgettable house party. As word spread, the party takes on a life of its own and before the night is over, dreams are ruined, records are blemished and legends are born.

TV-14

9:12 AM

Warm Bodies

After a zombie epidemic, an unusual zombie name R rescues a human survivor named Julie from a zombie attack. Julie sees that R is different from the other zombies, and as the two form a special relationship in their struggle for survival, R becomes increasingly more human setting off an exciting, romantic and often comical chain of events that begins to transform the other zombies and maybe even the whole lifeless world.

TV-14

10:12 AM

One Down, Two to Go

Married with Children

Peggy goes off the deep end when Kelly decides to leave the nest and get an apartment of her own.

TV-PG

11:12 AM

Married ... with Who

Married with Children

When Marcy wakes up to discover a man in her bed and a wedding ring on her finger, she gives Peggy and Al the cash to throw her a lavish wedding but giving Marcy the party of her dreams is the last thing on their minds.

TV-PG

12:12 PM

Twins

Six men combine their sperm in order for a beautiful woman to give birth to a superior infant. However, when two boys are born, they are separated at birth, and do not meet again until they are adults.

TV-14

1:12 PM

One Down, Two to Go

Married with Children

Peggy goes off the deep end when Kelly decides to leave the nest and get an apartment of her own.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

Shrek the Third (DVS)

Being king isn't for everyone--especially if you're a prickly ogre who smells like the shallow end of a swamp. When Shrek married Fiona, the last thing he wanted was to rule Far Far Away, but when his frogger-in-law, King Harold, suddenly croaks, Shrek is quickly fitted for the crown. Now, unless the reluctant would-be king can find a suitable replacement, he'll be royally screwed for the rest of his days. As if Shrek didn't have enough on his plate, Princess Fiona has another little surprise on the way. With his head spinning and his belly in knots, Shrek sets off on a quest to find the only other possible heir to the throne, Fiona's long-lost cousin Artie, an underachieving medieval high schooler. While the ogre is away, his old nemesis Prince Charming rears his handsome head and returns to the kingdom of Far Far Away with redemption on his shallow little mind. Even with Donkey and the ever-so-suave Puss-in-Boots by their side, it's going to take an ogre-sized effort--and a whole lot of help from Fiona and her band of princesses--for Shrek and Artie to save the day and find their own "Happily Ever After."

TV-PG

3:12 PM

Twins

Six men combine their sperm in order for a beautiful woman to give birth to a superior infant. However, when two boys are born, they are separated at birth, and do not meet again until they are adults.

TV-14

4:12 PM

Cinderella (DVS)

After her father unexpectedly dies, young Ella finds herself at the mercy of her cruel stepmother and stepsisters, who reduce her to scullery maid. Despite her circumstances, she refuses to despair. An invitation to a palace ball gives Ella hope that she might reunite with the dashing stranger she met in the woods, but her stepmother prevents her from going. Help arrives in the form of a kindly beggar woman who has a magic touch for ordinary things.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Shrek the Third (DVS)

Being king isn't for everyone--especially if you're a prickly ogre who smells like the shallow end of a swamp. When Shrek married Fiona, the last thing he wanted was to rule Far Far Away, but when his frogger-in-law, King Harold, suddenly croaks, Shrek is quickly fitted for the crown. Now, unless the reluctant would-be king can find a suitable replacement, he'll be royally screwed for the rest of his days. As if Shrek didn't have enough on his plate, Princess Fiona has another little surprise on the way. With his head spinning and his belly in knots, Shrek sets off on a quest to find the only other possible heir to the throne, Fiona's long-lost cousin Artie, an underachieving medieval high schooler. While the ogre is away, his old nemesis Prince Charming rears his handsome head and returns to the kingdom of Far Far Away with redemption on his shallow little mind. Even with Donkey and the ever-so-suave Puss-in-Boots by their side, it's going to take an ogre-sized effort--and a whole lot of help from Fiona and her band of princesses--for Shrek and Artie to save the day and find their own "Happily Ever After."

TV-PG

7:12 PM

Cinderella (DVS)

After her father unexpectedly dies, young Ella finds herself at the mercy of her cruel stepmother and stepsisters, who reduce her to scullery maid. Despite her circumstances, she refuses to despair. An invitation to a palace ball gives Ella hope that she might reunite with the dashing stranger she met in the woods, but her stepmother prevents her from going. Help arrives in the form of a kindly beggar woman who has a magic touch for ordinary things.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One Where Rachel Finds Out, The

Friends

Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One with the Breast Milk, The

Friends

Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

One with Phoebe's Husband, The

Friends

Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

One Where Rachel Finds Out, The

Friends

Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.

TV-PG

Sunday, Dec 3
12:12 AM

One with the Breast Milk, The

Friends

Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.

TV-PG

1:12 AM

One with Phoebe's Husband, The

Friends

Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

TV-PG

2:12 AM

Pilot Part 2, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

TV-PG

3:12 AM

Bus Pants Utilization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Their friendship becomes strained when Sheldon tries to take over Leonard's creation of a smartphone application that solves differential equations.

TV-PG

4:12 AM

21-Second Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys camp out in line to see a print of Raiders of the Lost Ark with :21 extra seconds and are outraged to see Wil Wheaton and his friends being allowed to skip the line. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to their girls night.

TV-14

5:12 AM

Alien Parasite Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy crushes on one of Penny's dim ex-boyfriends, Zack. Raj and Wolowitz argue over who'd be the better superhero.

TV-14

6:12 AM

And the Fat Cat (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's missing cat, Nancy, is returned by a handsome businessman; and Nancy comes home with a big surprise.

TV-14

7:12 AM

Shrek the Third (DVS)

Being king isn't for everyone--especially if you're a prickly ogre who smells like the shallow end of a swamp. When Shrek married Fiona, the last thing he wanted was to rule Far Far Away, but when his frogger-in-law, King Harold, suddenly croaks, Shrek is quickly fitted for the crown. Now, unless the reluctant would-be king can find a suitable replacement, he'll be royally screwed for the rest of his days. As if Shrek didn't have enough on his plate, Princess Fiona has another little surprise on the way. With his head spinning and his belly in knots, Shrek sets off on a quest to find the only other possible heir to the throne, Fiona's long-lost cousin Artie, an underachieving medieval high schooler. While the ogre is away, his old nemesis Prince Charming rears his handsome head and returns to the kingdom of Far Far Away with redemption on his shallow little mind. Even with Donkey and the ever-so-suave Puss-in-Boots by their side, it's going to take an ogre-sized effort--and a whole lot of help from Fiona and her band of princesses--for Shrek and Artie to save the day and find their own "Happily Ever After."

TV-PG

8:12 AM

Funkiest Host on the West Coast, The

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Snoop and Regis Philbin croon rat pack tunes, Michael Strahan attempts yoga poses, and Snoop reads hip-hop soliloquies Shakespeare-style. A theme park performer and a dancer spin against each other for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

9:12 AM

And the Fat Cat (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's missing cat, Nancy, is returned by a handsome businessman; and Nancy comes home with a big surprise.

TV-14

10:12 AM

Shrek the Third (DVS)

Being king isn't for everyone--especially if you're a prickly ogre who smells like the shallow end of a swamp. When Shrek married Fiona, the last thing he wanted was to rule Far Far Away, but when his frogger-in-law, King Harold, suddenly croaks, Shrek is quickly fitted for the crown. Now, unless the reluctant would-be king can find a suitable replacement, he'll be royally screwed for the rest of his days. As if Shrek didn't have enough on his plate, Princess Fiona has another little surprise on the way. With his head spinning and his belly in knots, Shrek sets off on a quest to find the only other possible heir to the throne, Fiona's long-lost cousin Artie, an underachieving medieval high schooler. While the ogre is away, his old nemesis Prince Charming rears his handsome head and returns to the kingdom of Far Far Away with redemption on his shallow little mind. Even with Donkey and the ever-so-suave Puss-in-Boots by their side, it's going to take an ogre-sized effort--and a whole lot of help from Fiona and her band of princesses--for Shrek and Artie to save the day and find their own "Happily Ever After."

TV-PG

11:12 AM

Gorilla Warfare

King of Queens, The

When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.

TV-PG

12:12 PM

Deconstructing Carrie

King of Queens, The

As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.

TV-PG

1:12 PM

Ray's Journal

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray learns his mother read his private journal when he was younger.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

Gorilla Warfare

King of Queens, The

When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

One with the Baby on the Bus, The

Friends

Matt and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

One with Russ, The

Friends

Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Vacation (DVS)

The next generation of Griswolds is at it again! Following in his father's footsteps and hoping for some much-needed family bonding, a grown-up Rusty Griswold surprises his wife, Debbie, and their two sons with an ill-fated cross-country trip back to America's favorite family fun park, Walley World, before it closes forever.

TV-14

6:12 PM

Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The (DVS)

After arriving safely home from their unprecedented victory in the 74th Annual Hunger Games, Katniss and Peeta discover they must do a quick turnaround and begin a Victors Tour.

TV-14

7:12 PM

Vacation (DVS)

The next generation of Griswolds is at it again! Following in his father's footsteps and hoping for some much-needed family bonding, a grown-up Rusty Griswold surprises his wife, Debbie, and their two sons with an ill-fated cross-country trip back to America's favorite family fun park, Walley World, before it closes forever.

TV-14

9:12 PM

Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The (DVS)

After arriving safely home from their unprecedented victory in the 74th Annual Hunger Games, Katniss and Peeta discover they must do a quick turnaround and begin a Victors Tour.

TV-14

10:12 PM

Vacation (DVS)

The next generation of Griswolds is at it again! Following in his father's footsteps and hoping for some much-needed family bonding, a grown-up Rusty Griswold surprises his wife, Debbie, and their two sons with an ill-fated cross-country trip back to America's favorite family fun park, Walley World, before it closes forever.

TV-14

Monday, Dec 4
12:12 AM

Hangover Part II, The (DVS)

Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug travel to exotic Thailand for Stu's wedding. With the memory of Doug's nearly disastrous bachelor party in Las Vegas still fresh-or at least well-documented-Stu is taking no chances. He has opted for a safe, subdued, pre-wedding trip brunch, with pancakes, coffee and no alcohol. However, things don't always go as planned. Two nights before the big day, at a fabulous resort in Thailand, Stu relents. One beer each. In sealed bottles. What could go wrong? What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in Bangkok can't even be imagined.

TV-14

1:12 AM

Property Division Collision, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A great divide develops between Sheldon and Leonard when it comes time to divvy up their shared belongings. Meanwhile, with Bernadette heading into her pregnancy homestretch, Raj and Stuart battle to be the one providing her the most help.

TV-PG

2:12 AM

Allowance Evaporation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy is incensed when she discovers Sheldon has shared intimate relationship information with people at the University; and Raj is knocked for a loop when his father stops sending financial support.

TV-PG

3:12 AM

Meemaw Materialization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's grandmother, aka Meemaw, visits and there's friction between her and Amy, which intensifies after the elderly woman blurts out a secret about Sheldon.

TV-PG

4:12 AM

Property Division Collision, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A great divide develops between Sheldon and Leonard when it comes time to divvy up their shared belongings. Meanwhile, with Bernadette heading into her pregnancy homestretch, Raj and Stuart battle to be the one providing her the most help.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

Allowance Evaporation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy is incensed when she discovers Sheldon has shared intimate relationship information with people at the University; and Raj is knocked for a loop when his father stops sending financial support.

TV-PG

6:12 AM

Obsession (DVS)

Search Party

As Elliott descends into insanity, the gang turns their backs on Dory, who begins working with Julian at a political campaign.

TV-MA

7:12 AM

Obsession (DVS)

Search Party

As Elliott descends into insanity, the gang turns their backs on Dory, who begins working with Julian at a political campaign.

TV-MA

8:12 AM

Get Him to the Greek (DVS)

Aaron Green gets things done. The ambitious 24-year-old has been given a career-making assignment. His mission: Fly to London and escort a rock god to L.A.'s world famous Greek Theatre for the first-stop on a huge comeback tour. His record mogul boss, Sergio Roma, gives him one warning: The artist is the worst person on Earth. Turn your back on him at your own peril. British rocker Aldous Snow is a brilliant musician, but due to a bad break up and nose-diving career, has fallen off the wagon and is now a drunken disaster. Weary of yes men and scared he's entered the greatest hits moment in his career, Snow's in the midst of a nihilistic downward spiral. When he learns his true love, model/pop star Jackie Q, is in Los Angeles, Aldous makes it his quest to win her back right before kick-starting his world domination. As the countdown to the concert begins, one innocent young man must navigate a minefield of London drug smuggles, New York City brawls and Vegas lap dances to deliver his charge safe and, sort of, sound all while trying to remain faithful to his med student girlfriend. He may have to coax, lie to, enable and party with Aldous, but Aaron will get him to the Greek.

TV-14

9:12 AM

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Naïve, good-hearted fish tank cleaner, Deuce Bigalow thought his career as a gigolo was over. But just when he thought he was out--T.J. Hicks pulls him back in. Deuce is seduced back to his unlikely pleasure-for-pay profession when Hicks, his former pimp, is implicated in the murders of Europe's greatest gigolos. Now Deuce must go back undercover in order to clear the name of his good friend. Along the way, he must compete against the powerful European Union of prostidudes (The Man-Whore Society) and court yet another bevy of unusual female clients, including the beautiful Eva, who suffers from acute obsessive-compulsive disorder.

TV-14

10:12 AM

Blades of Glory (DVS)

Perhaps nowhere in sports is the marriage of athleticism and grace more evident than in the arena of world champion pairs figure skating--the lifts, the jumps, the routines. It's an elegant world, a rarefied universe, a noble place populated by the crème de la crème of skating elite. Well, it used to be. When the macho, swaggering Chazz Michael Michaels takes to the rink, he is the rock star of the arena, leaving a trail of thrashed ice and shrieking female fans in his wake. The only competitor who can match Michaels' scores is the driven former child prodigy, Jimmy MacElroy. Spotted as a youth executing triple lutzes on the frozen pond of an orphanage, MacElroy was whisked away to days of endless training, and now stands as the picture of poise, the personification of the highest ideals of the men's sport. Michaels and MacElroy have met in finals rounds before, but their latest head-to-head at the World Championships--when they tie for first--is more than either one can bear, and their longstanding rivalry erupts into a no-holds-barred fight. The ensuing brawl not only sets fire to the World Championship's helpless mascot, but lands both athletes in hot water: Chazz and Jimmy are called before the sport's governing board, stripped of their gold medals and banned from the sport for life. Now, three-and-a-half years later, both men are still trying to find their way in a world without competitive skating. Michaels has devolved into a drunken party machine, skating as a costumed evil wizard in a kiddie ice review, and MacElroy has been banished to the shoe department of a chain sporting goods store. But then, inspiration (in the form of an over-friendly, former stalker of Jimmy's) strikes, and a loophole emerges. To skate again, all Chazz and Jimmy have to do is set aside their long festering hatred of one another and join forces--as the first male/male figure skating pair to compete in the history of the sport.

TV-14

11:12 AM

Man's Castle, A

Married with Children

When Peg enrolls in an interior design course, she chooses the Bundy home as her first project but Al's in an uproar when she sets her sights on his sacred domain, the bathroom.

TV-PG

12:12 PM

Oldies but Young 'Uns

Married with Children

Al struggles to remember a favorite song from his past and enlists the help of an oldies expert, his pal Charlie Verducci; meanwhile, Charlie's son, Vinnie, falls for Kelly but, under Al's watchful eye, is unable to do anything about it.

TV-PG

1:12 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 2, The

Friends

Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

3:12 PM

One Where Eddie Moves In, The

Friends

Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

6:12 PM

License to Till

American Dad

When Steve has trouble crossing over into the "cool kids" social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.

TV-14

7:12 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

Ambergris

Bob's Burgers

Gene, Louise and Tina discover a seaweed-covered object at the beach that turns out to be a large hunk of Ambergris, an extremely valuable, but illegal, byproduct of whale poop that is used in high-end perfumes, and Louise tries to cheat Gene and Tina out of the profit she hopes to make by selling the treasure on the black market. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda deal with their psychologically unstable landlord who is building them a new bathroom.

TV-14

9:12 PM

Gene It On

Bob's Burgers

Tina decides to try out for the cheerleading squad, but it's actually Gene who gets noticed in the crowd for his spirit and cheering ability. Meanwhile, during her cheer audition, Tina falls and bites her tongue, leaving her unable to speak and a mischievous Louise steps up to be her translator.

TV-14

10:12 PM

Quagmire's Quagmire (DVS)

Family Guy

Quagmire purchases a new laptop, which promptly gets infected by viruses from all of the dirty websites he visits. When he takes it in to be fixed, the technician, Sonja, is unfazed by his browser history and actually recommends alternate sites. Impressed, Quagmire asks her out on a date.

TV-14

11:12 PM

Boopa-Dee Bappa Dee (DVS)

Family Guy

The Quahog 5 News reports an ongoing price war between airlines has led to extremely reduced fares. Lois takes advantage of the situation and purchases tickets to Italy for the family.

TV-14

Tuesday, Dec 5
12:12 AM

Gene It On

Bob's Burgers

Tina decides to try out for the cheerleading squad, but it's actually Gene who gets noticed in the crowd for his spirit and cheering ability. Meanwhile, during her cheer audition, Tina falls and bites her tongue, leaving her unable to speak and a mischievous Louise steps up to be her translator.

TV-14

1:12 AM

Brian's a Bad Father (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian receives a call from his son, Dylan Flannigan, who wants to reconnect with him. At first, Brian is hesitant to meet up, but changes his tune when he discovers Dylan is the star of a new television show.

TV-14

2:12 AM

3 Acts of God (DVS)

Family Guy

It's football season and the Patriots have just lost their tenth game in a row. A disgruntled Peter joins Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland at The Clam to drink and complain about their home team. Peter suddenly has an epiphany while watching the post-game show: the teams that defeat the Patriots consistently thank God for carrying them to victory.

TV-14

3:12 AM

Gorillas in the Mist (DVS)

American Dad

Stan spends some quality father-son time with Steve at the local zoo, but things go wrong when Steve slips into a gorilla exhibit. Meanwhile, Roger bets Hayley that he can become a great Country singer and sets out to write the most heartbreaking song of all time.

TV-14

4:12 AM

Brian's a Bad Father (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian receives a call from his son, Dylan Flannigan, who wants to reconnect with him. At first, Brian is hesitant to meet up, but changes his tune when he discovers Dylan is the star of a new television show.

TV-14

5:12 AM

Episode 81106 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

6:12 AM

Gorillas in the Mist (DVS)

American Dad

Stan spends some quality father-son time with Steve at the local zoo, but things go wrong when Steve slips into a gorilla exhibit. Meanwhile, Roger bets Hayley that he can become a great Country singer and sets out to write the most heartbreaking song of all time.

TV-14

7:12 AM

And the Look of the Irish (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline try to get work for Nash as a model in an effort to make some extra money acting as his managers. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg attempt to remain celibate for 30 days before their wedding.

TV-14

8:12 AM

And the Grate Expectations (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline help launch the opening of The High's new location at JFK airport. Meanwhile, Sophie learns that Oleg may have an ulterior motive for wanting to marry her.

TV-14

9:12 AM

Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

Married with Children

Peg and Al must decide whether to give their last hundred dollars to Bud, who's been selected a top teen and invited to go to the White House and meet the President, or to Kelly, who has a chance to become Miss Weenie Tot and win a year's supply of Al's favorite treat.

TV-PG

10:12 AM

And the Look of the Irish (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline try to get work for Nash as a model in an effort to make some extra money acting as his managers. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg attempt to remain celibate for 30 days before their wedding.

TV-14

11:12 AM

You Better Shop Around Part 2

Married with Children

When the Bundys are evicted from the supermarket where they've taken up temporary residence, Al inadvertently becomes their one millionth customer; but Marcy claims otherwise.

TV-PG

12:12 PM

Route 666 Part 2

Married with Children

The California Coast will have to wait when, stranded in a ghost town, the Bundys and the D'Arcys catch gold fever and become wary mining partners.

TV-PG

1:12 PM

You Better Shop Around Part 1

Married with Children

In the first of a two-part episode, after Al buys a shoddy air conditioner and causes a neighborhood blackout, the Bundys seek refuge from the heat and their infuriated neighbors by taking up residence in their local supermarket.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

Arthur, Spooner

King of Queens, The

Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

Old Man, The

Seinfeld

Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to help senior citizens; guest Edie McClurg.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

Mild Bunch

King of Queens, The

Doug's 20th high school reunion seems like a dud until an old friend comes up with a way to retaliate for past grievances with their old principal, while Danny and Spence try to hook up with old classmates. Carrie and Arthur try to have a movie night together.

TV-14

5:12 PM

Arthur, Spooner

King of Queens, The

Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

Pilot Part 2, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One Where Old Yeller Dies, The

Friends

Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One Where Phoebe Hates PBS, The

Friends

Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

Hurricane (DVS)

American Dad

Stan attempts to save his family after a hurricane floods Lower Langley--despite Fran's warnings that Stan is a bad decision-maker during a crisis.

TV-14

10:12 PM

Voice, The

Seinfeld

Jerry takes an interest in a girlfriend's navel; Kramer hires an intern.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

It's the Great Pancake, Junior Brown

Cleveland Show, The

When Cleveland concludes that Cleveland Jr. is too young for Halloween trick or treating, Junior reinvents his personality and becomes one of the "cool kids."

TV-14

Wednesday, Dec 6
12:12 AM

Thespian Catalyst, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon wants acting lessons from Penny, hoping they will make him a better teacher.

TV-14

1:12 AM

Cohabitation Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard contemplates a serious decision in his relationship with Bernadette; and Leonard and Raj's sister start seeing each other again.

TV-PG

2:12 AM

Prestidigitation Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard has a tough choice to make when Priya asks him to stop spending time with Penny, forcing him to choose between the two women; and Howard keeps pestering Sheldon with a magic trick.

TV-14

3:12 AM

Thespian Catalyst, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon wants acting lessons from Penny, hoping they will make him a better teacher.

TV-14

4:12 AM

Cohabitation Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard contemplates a serious decision in his relationship with Bernadette; and Leonard and Raj's sister start seeing each other again.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

Episode 81107 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

6:12 AM

Mayim Bialik vs. Kunal Nayyar and Ashley Tisdale vs. Nick Lachey

Drop the Mic

It's a Big Bang Theory rap battle as co-stars Mayim Bialik & Kunal Nayyar go rhyme for rhyme, while High School Musical princess Ashley Tisdale challenges Nick Lachey to a battle you never knew you wanted.

TV-14

7:12 AM

Walk to Remember, A

Each spring in the little port town of Beaufort, North Carolina, when the wind smells of pine and salt and the sea, Landon Carter remembers his senior year at Beaufort High and Jamie Sullivan, the girl who changed his life. Serious and conservative, Jamie is the daughter of the town's Baptist minister and not afraid of letting people know that her faith is the most important part of her life, even if it cost her some friends. After a harmless prank goes terribly wrong, Landon is forced to tutor a young student at a poor school and participate in the Drama Club's spring play - two activities the principal hopes will teach him some humility. They also happen to throw him into close contact with Jamie. Clearly in over his head, Landon is forced to ask her for help. Soon, against his own expectations, Landon finds himself falling in love with this outwardly plain girl who possesses a passion for life he never imagined possible.

TV-PG

8:12 AM

Episode 81107

Conan

TV-14

9:12 AM

She's Having My Baby Part 2

Married with Children

While mothers-to-be Peg and Marcy keep everyone hopping with their demands, Al, unable to face another 20 years of parenting, decides to make a run for it.

TV-PG

10:12 AM

Cheese, Cues and Blood

Married with Children

Lusting for a thousand dollar dress to wear to the Miss Cheese competition, Kelly decides to earn the money the old-fashioned way by hustling pool.

TV-PG

11:12 AM

Buck Has a Belly Ache

Married with Children

When Al and the kids are preoccupied with a seemingly sick Buck, Peg, feeling neglected, returns home to her kin in Wanker County for a little TLC.

TV-PG

12:12 PM

She's Having My Baby Part 2

Married with Children

While mothers-to-be Peg and Marcy keep everyone hopping with their demands, Al, unable to face another 20 years of parenting, decides to make a run for it.

TV-PG

1:12 PM

Kirbed Enthusiasm

King of Queens, The

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

Jung Frankenstein

King of Queens, The

Carrie tries to coax Doug's therapist into targeting his bad habits.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

Pilot Part 1, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

Kirbed Enthusiasm

King of Queens, The

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Jung Frankenstein

King of Queens, The

Carrie tries to coax Doug's therapist into targeting his bad habits.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

Junk Mail, The

Seinfeld

Jerry agrees to perform for a car company in exchange for a new car.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

Slicer, The

Seinfeld

Kramer buys a meat slicer; Jerry's date (Marcia Cross) considers his job meaningless.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

Fat and Wet

Cleveland Show, The

Donna asks Cleveland to keep an eye on Rallo, but the boy almost drowns in a swimming pool, leaving Cleveland vulnerable to Rallo's blackmail scheme; Cleveland Jr. and Kendra attempt to eliminate discrimination against heavy-set people.

TV-14

9:12 PM

Scarlett Getter, The

American Dad

Francine is disgusted when Stan reestablishes contact with a crush from CIA boot camp; Bullock hires a bounty hunter to capture Roger; Steve wears Hayley's panties after concluding they bring him luck.

TV-14