DVS Offerings

Thursday, Sep 21
12:09 AM

One with Chandler's Dad, The

Friends

Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father. Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche.

TV-PG

1:09 AM

Work Song Nanocluster, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's business selling hair accessories out of her apartment gets out of hand when an over-caffeinated Sheldon takes charge.

TV-14

2:09 AM

Van Buren Boys, The

Seinfeld

George interviews student candidates for Susan's scholarship.

TV-PG

3:09 AM

Cushion Saturation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Paintball leads to a squabble between Sheldon and Penny as well as romance between Howard and Leslie.

TV-14

4:09 AM

Episode 71080

Conan

Guests: Luke Wilson, Jeff Bauman, Atlas Genius

TV-14

5:09 AM

September 20, 2017

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal joins progressives at the Netroots Nation conference to try to answer the burning question: can the left get its shit together by 2018?

TV-MA

6:09 AM

Beach Blanket Sting-O Yes

Angie Tribeca

After a string of suspicious drownings, Geils goes undercover with the LA Lifeguards; however, Tribeca becomes worried. Why? She thinks he might be in too deep. He's never been that strong a swimmer, and the currents are deceivingly strong.

TV-14

7:09 AM

Coldie but a Goodie, A Yes

Angie Tribeca

Tribeca can't shake the feeling that the cause of a 102-year-old's death isn't as natural as others believe, but her concerns fall on deaf ears. Why? She's on probation after that whole data breach snafu. Also something about an election...?

TV-14

8:09 AM

Assault and Batteries

Married with Children

Household chores threaten Al's chance to see a favorite old movie.

TV-PG

9:09 AM

Kelly Knows Something

Married with Children

After their television breaks down and Al finds a way to win a large sum of money to buy a replacement, he auditions to be a contestant on a new sports trivia game show. However, after he is turned down because he lacks personality, he enlists Kelly to take his place.

TV-PG

10:09 AM

Coldie but a Goodie, A Yes

Angie Tribeca

Tribeca can't shake the feeling that the cause of a 102-year-old's death isn't as natural as others believe, but her concerns fall on deaf ears. Why? She's on probation after that whole data breach snafu. Also something about an election...?

TV-14

11:09 AM

Naughty but Niece

Married with Children

Bud is distracted by Marcy's sexy niece.

TV-PG

12:09 PM

Business Still Sucks Part 2

Married with Children

Al's battle against breast feeding lands him in trouble with the store's owner.

TV-PG

1:09 PM

Swim Neighbors

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an above-ground pool that looks directly into their property.

TV-PG

2:09 PM

Pregnant Pause (2)

King of Queens, The

Carrie learns that she is pregnant.

TV-PG

3:09 PM

Cleveland's Angels

Cleveland Show, The

After Cleveland gambles away money meant for Roberta's college fund, Kendra, Donna and Arianna embark on a mission to retrieve the money from a crooked riverboat casino.

TV-14

4:09 PM

Swim Neighbors

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an above-ground pool that looks directly into their property.

TV-PG

5:09 PM

Pregnant Pause (2)

King of Queens, The

Carrie learns that she is pregnant.

TV-PG

6:09 PM

Cleveland's Angels

Cleveland Show, The

After Cleveland gambles away money meant for Roberta's college fund, Kendra, Donna and Arianna embark on a mission to retrieve the money from a crooked riverboat casino.

TV-14

7:09 PM

Killer Vacation

American Dad

The Smith family's tropical vacation turns out to be anything but relaxing when Stan is assigned a mission to kill the activities director at their resort, whom his boss at the CIA insists is an ex-war criminal. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff try to rekindle their fading romance, while Roger, as his latest persona, Abigail Lemonparty, falls for an older gentleman.

TV-14

8:09 PM

One with the Red Sweater, The

Friends

Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.

TV-PG

9:09 PM

One with the Videotape, The

Friends

Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.

TV-PG

10:09 PM

English Patient, The

Seinfeld

Jerry lifts weights with his parents' Florida neighbor (Lloyd Bridges).

TV-PG

11:09 PM

One with the Red Sweater, The

Friends

Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.

TV-PG

Friday, Sep 22
12:09 AM

One with the Videotape, The

Friends

Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.

TV-PG

1:09 AM

English Patient, The

Seinfeld

Jerry lifts weights with his parents' Florida neighbor (Lloyd Bridges).

TV-PG

2:09 AM

Story Nine Yes

Guest Book, The

Jacob (Sebastian Schier), an Amish kid on Rumspringa, follows the signs to "God's Country" and ends up at the cabin, where he is convinced God is directing him to meet the love of his life in any way possible.

TV-MA

3:09 AM

Muffin Tops, The

Seinfeld

Elaine becomes a partner in a muffin business; Jerry shaves his chest.

TV-PG

4:09 AM

Episode 71081

Conan

Guests: Jake Gyllenhaal, Max Brooks, Rostam

TV-14

5:09 AM

Story Nine Yes

Guest Book, The

Jacob (Sebastian Schier), an Amish kid on Rumspringa, follows the signs to "God's Country" and ends up at the cabin, where he is convinced God is directing him to meet the love of his life in any way possible.

TV-MA

6:09 AM

And the Partnership Hits the Fan (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

A Law firm that's courting Randy for a job invites him and Max to dinner at a hip new restaurant with eclectic cuisine, but the evening veers off course when things don't sit well with Max.

TV-14

7:09 AM

Episode 71081

Conan

Guests: Jake Gyllenhaal, Max Brooks, Rostam

TV-14

8:09 AM

Summer of George, The

Seinfeld

George plans a vacation; Elaine critiques a co-worker (Molly Shannon); guest Raquel Welch.

TV-PG

9:09 AM

Dial B for Virgin

Married with Children

Bud is tapped to run a phone hot line for virgins.

TV-PG

10:09 AM

No Pot to Pease In

Married with Children

The Bundys and D'Arcys discover a new TV show modeled after their lives.

TV-PG

11:09 AM

Man for No Seasons, A

Married with Children

Al and his friends decide to remedy the professional baseball strike themselves.

TV-PG

12:09 PM

Dial B for Virgin

Married with Children

Bud is tapped to run a phone hot line for virgins.

TV-PG

1:09 PM

No Pot to Pease In

Married with Children

The Bundys and D'Arcys discover a new TV show modeled after their lives.

TV-PG

2:09 PM

Man for No Seasons, A

Married with Children

Al and his friends decide to remedy the professional baseball strike themselves.

TV-PG

3:09 PM

I Want My Psycho Dad Part 2

Married with Children

The No Ma'am men take their Psycho Dad protest to Washington, D.C.

TV-PG

4:09 PM

Pilot

King of Queens, The

In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.

TV-PG

5:09 PM

Finger Lenting Good

American Dad

Francine asks her family to give up their vices for Lent or risk losing a finger.

TV-14

6:09 PM

Harder, Better, Faster, Browner

Cleveland Show, The

Cleveland helps ignite the career of a struggling rapper after the pair produce a new hit single.

TV-14

7:09 PM

Adventures in Hayleysitting Yes

American Dad

The Smith family's regular babysitter, Lindsay, breaks her leg in a soccer match so Stan and Francine are forced to leave Steve with Hayley despite her track record of being extremely irresponsible. When Hayley teases Steve about being a goody-two-shoes, Steve is determined to prove her wrong and sneaks out of the house to go to a party with the cool kids.

TV-14

8:09 PM

One with Monica's Boots, The

Friends

Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.

TV-PG

9:09 PM

One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, The

Friends

Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.

TV-PG

10:09 PM

A-Team, The Yes

Convicted by a military court for a crime they didn't commit, a daring team of former Special Forces soldiers must utilize their unique talents to break out of prison and tackle their toughest mission yet.

TV-14

11:09 PM

One with Monica's Boots, The

Friends

Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.

TV-PG

Saturday, Sep 23
12:09 AM

One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, The

Friends

Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.

TV-PG

1:09 AM

Electric Can Opener Fluctuation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Discovering Leonard, Raj and Howard fudged the results of his Arctic research expedition, a disgraced Sheldon heads home to Texas.

TV-PG

2:09 AM

CS:GO Premiere 2017: Group C Play

ELeague

4:09 AM

A-Team, The Yes

Convicted by a military court for a crime they didn't commit, a daring team of former Special Forces soldiers must utilize their unique talents to break out of prison and tackle their toughest mission yet.

TV-14

6:09 AM

A-Team, The Yes

Convicted by a military court for a crime they didn't commit, a daring team of former Special Forces soldiers must utilize their unique talents to break out of prison and tackle their toughest mission yet.

TV-14

7:09 AM

Replacements, The Yes

Shane "Footsteps" Falco is a disillusioned football player who believes his dreams have all but dissipated. Once a red-hot All American prospect, Shane now regrets ever believing that the NFL would draft him. However, fate takes a strange twist for Shane when during the 1997 NFL season, a player's strike leaves the fields (and stadiums) empty, leaving team owners scrambling to fill uniforms as fast as possible. When the Washington Sentinels bring back the contentious and self-retired head coach Jimmy McGinty to seek out players who will play with their hearts rather than their wallets, he picks Shane to lead his mismatched crew of outsiders through the strike. To everyone's surprise, the ragtag team goes on an unprecedented winning streak as they discover in themselves the ability to hope for more than they ever thought possible maybe even the playoffs, which has been denied to the Sentinels for seven years.

TV-14

9:09 AM

A-Team, The Yes

Convicted by a military court for a crime they didn't commit, a daring team of former Special Forces soldiers must utilize their unique talents to break out of prison and tackle their toughest mission yet.

TV-14

10:09 AM

Christmas Picture, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray tries to organize a family photo shoot for a Christmas present to his parents.

TV-PG

11:09 AM

Bully on the Bus

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra learn Ally has been bullying another child on the bus.

TV-PG

12:09 PM

Kelly Takes a Shot

Married with Children

Bud helps Kelly with a commercial audition to prove himself to Marcy's niece.

TV-PG

1:09 PM

Christmas Picture, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray tries to organize a family photo shoot for a Christmas present to his parents.

TV-PG

2:09 PM

Bully on the Bus

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra learn Ally has been bullying another child on the bus.

TV-PG

3:09 PM

Shrek the Third Yes

Being king isn't for everyone--especially if you're a prickly ogre who smells like the shallow end of a swamp. When Shrek married Fiona, the last thing he wanted was to rule Far Far Away, but when his frogger-in-law, King Harold, suddenly croaks, Shrek is quickly fitted for the crown. Now, unless the reluctant would-be king can find a suitable replacement, he'll be royally screwed for the rest of his days. As if Shrek didn't have enough on his plate, Princess Fiona has another little surprise on the way. With his head spinning and his belly in knots, Shrek sets off on a quest to find the only other possible heir to the throne, Fiona's long-lost cousin Artie, an underachieving medieval high schooler. While the ogre is away, his old nemesis Prince Charming rears his handsome head and returns to the kingdom of Far Far Away with redemption on his shallow little mind. Even with Donkey and the ever-so-suave Puss-in-Boots by their side, it's going to take an ogre-sized effort--and a whole lot of help from Fiona and her band of princesses--for Shrek and Artie to save the day and find their own "Happily Ever After."

TV-PG

4:09 PM

Shrek Yes

Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ornery ogre named Shrek whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. There are blind mice in his food, a big, bad wolf in his bed, three little homeless pigs and more, all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad. Determined to save their home--not to mention his own--Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue the beautiful Princess Fiona to be Farquaad's bride. Accompanying him on his mission is wisecracking Donkey, who will do anything for Shrek... except shut up. Rescuing the Princess from a fire-breathing dragon may prove the least of their problems when the deep, dark secret she has been keeping is revealed.

TV-PG

5:09 PM

Shrek 2 Yes

After battling a fire-breathing dragon and the evil Lord Farquaad to win the hand of Princess Fiona, Shrek now faces his greatest challenge: the in-laws. Shrek and Princess Fiona return from their honeymoon to find an invitation to visit Fiona's parents, the King and Queen of the Kingdom of Far, Far Away. With Donkey along for the ride, the newlyweds set off. All of the citizens of Far, Far Away turn out to greet their returning Princess, and her parents happily anticipate the homecoming of their daughter and her new Prince. But no one could have prepared them for the sight of their new son-in-law, not to mention how much their little girl had changed. Little did Shrek and Fiona know that their marriage had foiled all of her father's plans for her future--and his own. Now the King must enlist the help of a powerful Fairy Godmother, the handsome Prince Charming and that famed ogre killer 'Puss In Boots' to put right his version of "happily ever after."

TV-PG

6:09 PM

One Where Joey Tells Rachel, The

Friends

Joey tells Rachel that he is in love with her.

TV-PG

7:09 PM

One in Massapequa, The

Friends

Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend (Alec Baldwin) to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents (Christina Pickles, Elliott Gould), who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.

TV-PG

8:09 PM

One with the Baby Shower, The

Friends

During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's offer to move in to help with the child.

TV-PG

9:09 PM

One Where Joey Tells Rachel, The

Friends

Joey tells Rachel that he is in love with her.

TV-PG

10:09 PM

Heart Attack, The

Seinfeld

George thinks he's having a heart attack.

TV-PG

11:09 PM

Deal, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine mull intimacy but without commitment.

TV-PG

Sunday, Sep 24
12:09 AM

One Where Rachel Is Late, The

Friends

Overdue Rachel tries everything to rush the delivery of her baby.

TV-PG

1:09 AM

Guitarist Amplification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Penny's first big fight sees Sheldon playing mediator due to childhood trauma that's left him with an inability to be around loud verbal conflicts.

TV-PG

2:09 AM

Deal, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine mull intimacy but without commitment.

TV-PG

3:09 AM

Creepy Candy Coating Corollary, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon looks forward to squaring off against the one actor from the Star Trek universe he holds enmity towards, Wil Wheaton, in a fantasy collectible card game tournament. Wolowitz cashes in on an old pact with Leonard to get Penny to set him up with a friend of hers.

TV-PG

4:09 AM

Guitarist Amplification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Penny's first big fight sees Sheldon playing mediator due to childhood trauma that's left him with an inability to be around loud verbal conflicts.

TV-PG

5:09 AM

Shrek Yes

Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ornery ogre named Shrek whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. There are blind mice in his food, a big, bad wolf in his bed, three little homeless pigs and more, all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad. Determined to save their home--not to mention his own--Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue the beautiful Princess Fiona to be Farquaad's bride. Accompanying him on his mission is wisecracking Donkey, who will do anything for Shrek... except shut up. Rescuing the Princess from a fire-breathing dragon may prove the least of their problems when the deep, dark secret she has been keeping is revealed.

TV-PG

6:09 AM

Truth or Dare

People of Earth

Agent Foster goes to Gina with a personal problem. Richard sues his employer for wrongful termination with the help of the group as character witnesses. Jeff is blackmailed by Eric and Jonathan Walsh offers his support.

TV-14

7:09 AM

And the Ten Inches (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline approach the owner of a pizza place next door about renting space to expand their renovated dessert bar.

TV-14

8:09 AM

Shrek Yes

Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ornery ogre named Shrek whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. There are blind mice in his food, a big, bad wolf in his bed, three little homeless pigs and more, all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad. Determined to save their home--not to mention his own--Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue the beautiful Princess Fiona to be Farquaad's bride. Accompanying him on his mission is wisecracking Donkey, who will do anything for Shrek... except shut up. Rescuing the Princess from a fire-breathing dragon may prove the least of their problems when the deep, dark secret she has been keeping is revealed.

TV-PG

9:09 AM

25 Years and What Do You Get?

Married with Children

Al and Peggy plans and good intentions or their 25th wedding anniversary are upset.

TV-PG

10:09 AM

Shrek 2 Yes

After battling a fire-breathing dragon and the evil Lord Farquaad to win the hand of Princess Fiona, Shrek now faces his greatest challenge: the in-laws. Shrek and Princess Fiona return from their honeymoon to find an invitation to visit Fiona's parents, the King and Queen of the Kingdom of Far, Far Away. With Donkey along for the ride, the newlyweds set off. All of the citizens of Far, Far Away turn out to greet their returning Princess, and her parents happily anticipate the homecoming of their daughter and her new Prince. But no one could have prepared them for the sight of their new son-in-law, not to mention how much their little girl had changed. Little did Shrek and Fiona know that their marriage had foiled all of her father's plans for her future--and his own. Now the King must enlist the help of a powerful Fairy Godmother, the handsome Prince Charming and that famed ogre killer 'Puss In Boots' to put right his version of "happily ever after."

TV-PG

11:09 AM

One Where Rachel Has a Baby Part 2, The

Friends

The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.

TV-PG

12:09 PM

One Where Emma Cries, The

Friends

Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.

TV-PG

1:09 PM

Robert's Rodeo

Everybody Loves Raymond

When Robert is hurt in the line of duty, Debra convinces Ray to show he cares.

TV-PG

2:09 PM

One Where Rachel Has a Baby Part 2, The

Friends

The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.

TV-PG

3:09 PM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (DVS)

Captain Jack Sparrow is caught up in another tangled web of supernatural intrigue. Although the curse of the Black Pearl has been lifted, an even more terrifying threat looms over its captain and scurvy crew: it turns out that Jack owes a blood debt to the legendary Davy Jones, ruler of the ocean depths, who captains the ghostly Flying Dutchman, which no other ship can match in speed and stealth. Unless the ever-crafty Jack figures a cunning way out of this Faustian pact, he will be cursed to an afterlife of eternal servitude and damnation in the service of Jones. This startling development interrupts the wedding plans of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann, who once again find themselves thrust into Jack's misadventures, leading to escalating confrontations with sea monsters, very unfriendly islanders, flamboyant soothsayer Tia Dalma and even the mysterious appearance of Will's long-lost father, Bootstrap Bill. Meanwhile, ruthless pirate hunter Lord Cutler Beckett of the East India Trading Company sets his sights on retrieving the fabled Dead Man's Chest. According to legend, whoever possesses the Dead Man's Chest gains control of Davy Jones, and Beckett intends to use this awesome power to destroy every last Pirate of the Caribbean once and for all. For times are changing on the high seas, with businessmen and bureaucrats becoming the true pirates and freewheeling, fun-loving buccaneers like Jack and his crew threatened with extinction.

TV-PG

6:09 PM

Chicago Cubs @ Milwaukee Brewers

MLB 2017 Sunday Games

9:09 PM

One Where Emma Cries, The

Friends

Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.

TV-PG

10:09 PM

One with the Sharks, The

Friends

Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks.

TV-14

11:09 PM

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (DVS)

The exhibits at New York's Natural History Museum come to life at night, and when they start behaving strangely, Larry, newly-promoted director of nighttime operations, must find out why. The Tablet, which magically brings the creatures to life, has started to decay and the only method of restoring is available at the British Museum. In order to save his museum "family," Larry, his son Nick and the museum exhibits, travel from New York to London, to discover the Tablet's secret.

TV-PG

Monday, Sep 25
1:09 AM

Maternal Congruence, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.

TV-PG

2:09 AM

Bozeman Reaction, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

A robbery of their apartment sees Leonard and Sheldon call on their friends to devise a security system.

TV-PG

3:09 AM

Conan Without Borders: Israel

Conan

CONAN takes his show internationally for the 7th time in two years as he travels to Israel. A primetime special, O'Brien visits Tel Aviv and Jerusalem among other locales.

TV-14

4:09 AM

Maternal Congruence, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.

TV-PG

5:09 AM

Bozeman Reaction, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

A robbery of their apartment sees Leonard and Sheldon call on their friends to devise a security system.

TV-PG

6:09 AM

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Naïve, good-hearted fish tank cleaner, Deuce Bigalow thought his career as a gigolo was over. But just when he thought he was out--T.J. Hicks pulls him back in. Deuce is seduced back to his unlikely pleasure-for-pay profession when Hicks, his former pimp, is implicated in the murders of Europe's greatest gigolos. Now Deuce must go back undercover in order to clear the name of his good friend. Along the way, he must compete against the powerful European Union of prostidudes (The Man-Whore Society) and court yet another bevy of unusual female clients, including the beautiful Eva, who suffers from acute obsessive-compulsive disorder.

TV-14

7:09 AM

Angels in the Infield

The career of Steady Eddie Everett, a pitcher for the Anaheim Angels, is on a downturn as are the fortunes of his team ever since his errors cost the team the American League pennant in 1992. To make matters worse, his estranged wife, Claire, informs Eddie that their 13-year-old daughter, Laurel, will be living with him for the next six months. Eddie, who has not even seen his daughter in six years, is horrified at the idea, but father and daughter are stuck with each other. In answer to Laurel's prayers that heaven gives Eddie another chance, a team of baseball-playing angels led by Bob Bugler, who is trying to earn his wings, comes to Earth to help Eddie and his team.As father and daughter draw closer together, Laurel beseeches her father to believe in himself. With the help of the angels, the Anaheim Angels go on a winning streak. Unhappy about this situation, the Devil makes a pact with Eddie's old foe, Randy Fleck, to win the pennant for the Arizona Crimson Devils and ruin Eddie's life. At the championship game, some devils get into the game. Bob is outraged, but it's against the rules of heaven for him to intervene in championship games and there is nothing he can do. It's up to Eddie alone to discover if he's got what it takes.

TV-PG

9:09 AM

Episode 1

TBS Network Preview

A backstage peek at TBS's original programs.

10:09 AM

Angels in the Infield

The career of Steady Eddie Everett, a pitcher for the Anaheim Angels, is on a downturn as are the fortunes of his team ever since his errors cost the team the American League pennant in 1992. To make matters worse, his estranged wife, Claire, informs Eddie that their 13-year-old daughter, Laurel, will be living with him for the next six months. Eddie, who has not even seen his daughter in six years, is horrified at the idea, but father and daughter are stuck with each other. In answer to Laurel's prayers that heaven gives Eddie another chance, a team of baseball-playing angels led by Bob Bugler, who is trying to earn his wings, comes to Earth to help Eddie and his team.As father and daughter draw closer together, Laurel beseeches her father to believe in himself. With the help of the angels, the Anaheim Angels go on a winning streak. Unhappy about this situation, the Devil makes a pact with Eddie's old foe, Randy Fleck, to win the pennant for the Arizona Crimson Devils and ruin Eddie's life. At the championship game, some devils get into the game. Bob is outraged, but it's against the rules of heaven for him to intervene in championship games and there is nothing he can do. It's up to Eddie alone to discover if he's got what it takes.

TV-PG

11:09 AM

And Bingo Was Her Game-O

Married with Children

Peggy is invited to play in a big bingo tournament; Al and his friends set out to choose No Ma'am's new official beer.

TV-PG

12:09 PM

Episode 1

TBS Network Preview

A backstage peek at TBS's original programs.

1:09 PM

Ship Happens Part 2

Married with Children

After the sinking of their cruise ship, the Bundys and D'Arcys are left to fend for themselves at sea.

TV-PG

2:09 PM

And Bingo Was Her Game-O

Married with Children

Peggy is invited to play in a big bingo tournament; Al and his friends set out to choose No Ma'am's new official beer.

TV-PG

3:09 PM

One with the Male Nanny, The

Friends

Ross ridicules Rachel's choice of a male nanny.

TV-PG

4:09 PM

One with Rachel's Phone Number, The

Friends

Rachel impulsively gives her telephone number to a handsome guy but worries he will call when Ross is there.

TV-PG

5:09 PM

One with Phoebe's Rats, The

Friends

Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival to her birthday party; Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny; Phoebe and Mike take care of a litter of rats.

TV-PG

6:09 PM

One with the Blind Dates, The

Friends

Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.

TV-14

7:09 PM

Belchies, The

Bob's Burgers

The kids hunt for treasure in an abandoned taffy factory, and Bob and Linda must find them before the factory's scheduled demolition.

TV-14

8:09 PM

Blood Crieth Unto Heaven

American Dad

A dark secret is revealed about the Smith family's past when Francine invites Stan's incarcerated dad, Jack, to Stan's birthday party. Also, Roger plays Edna, a maid who nurses Bullock and Hayley's love child. But when Edna falls in love with Bullock, it could mean dire consequences for the kid.

TV-14

9:09 PM

Naked to the Limit, One More Time

American Dad

Roger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend so he can freely roam naked around the house with no disguise. But when big-mouth Jeff figures out Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum, either Roger or Jeff must be killed immediately. Meanwhile, Steve becomes insecure about the shape of his rear end.

TV-14

10:09 PM

Belchies, The

Bob's Burgers

The kids hunt for treasure in an abandoned taffy factory, and Bob and Linda must find them before the factory's scheduled demolition.

TV-14

11:09 PM

Synchronized Swimming

Bob's Burgers

The kids con their way out of gym class with a bogus synchronized swimming independent study. Meanwhile, Bob welcomes a new soft serve ice cream machine to the restaurant.

TV-14

Tuesday, Sep 26
12:09 AM

Heartbreak Dog, The Yes

Family Guy

During a birthday party for Bonnie at the Swanson's, Brian spots Bonnie sitting alone in her bedroom looking very sad. She opens up to Brian, telling him that she feels like she's wasted much of her adult life taking care of Joe.

TV-14

1:09 AM

Scammed Yankees Yes

Family Guy

With Lois and her mother Babs out at the spa, Peter is forced to spend the afternoon her father, Carter. The two are quickly sucked into a "promising" online deal involving loaning a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince.

TV-14

2:09 AM

Underage Peter Yes

Family Guy

A drunk Peter drinks water from a fire hydrant; but when the water overflows, Peter ends up destroying the public library. As a result of Peter's drunken hijinks, Major Adam West raises the legal drinking age to fifty.

TV-14

3:09 AM

Heartbreak Dog, The Yes

Family Guy

During a birthday party for Bonnie at the Swanson's, Brian spots Bonnie sitting alone in her bedroom looking very sad. She opens up to Brian, telling him that she feels like she's wasted much of her adult life taking care of Joe.

TV-14

4:09 AM

New Adventures of Old Tom, The Yes

Family Guy

After Peter gets stuck overnight on the kiddie train at the Quahog Mall, he becomes jealous when Lois fawns over the handsome new Channel 5 reporter, Dallas Portland, who interviews him.

TV-14

5:09 AM

And the Two Openings: Part 1 (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Part 1 of 2. Max and Caroline put the finishing touches on their newly converted Dessert Bar. Meanwhile, Max deals with the aftermath of her breakup with Randy; and Sophie and Oleg prepare for the birth of their baby.

TV-14

6:09 AM

And the 80's Movie (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's plans to attract upscale clients to their dessert bar go awry when members of an arm-wrestling team become regulars. Meanwhile, Oleg ghost writes sexy messages for Max to send to Randy.

TV-14

7:09 AM

Episode 71082 Yes

Conan

Guests: Kyle MacLachlan, Aisha Tyler

TV-14

8:09 AM

And the Two Openings: Part 1 (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Part 1 of 2. Max and Caroline put the finishing touches on their newly converted Dessert Bar. Meanwhile, Max deals with the aftermath of her breakup with Randy; and Sophie and Oleg prepare for the birth of their baby.

TV-14

9:09 AM

And the 80's Movie (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's plans to attract upscale clients to their dessert bar go awry when members of an arm-wrestling team become regulars. Meanwhile, Oleg ghost writes sexy messages for Max to send to Randy.

TV-14

10:09 AM

Undergraduate, The

Married with Children

A twelve-year-old boy with a crush on Kelly gets her to go to his junior prom with him.

TV-PG

11:09 AM

User Friendly

Married with Children

While Al and his friends tries to find out what a light switch in the Bundy house do, Bud experiences cyber sex with Amber.

TV-PG

12:09 PM

Radio Free Trumaine

Married with Children

In an attempt for a spinoff, we follow the lives of DJs Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell at a local radio station at Bud's college. Oliver and Mark risk being expelled for revealing the truth about dean Steve Rhoades' past.

TV-PG

1:09 PM

Undergraduate, The

Married with Children

A twelve-year-old boy with a crush on Kelly gets her to go to his junior prom with him.

TV-PG

2:09 PM

Shoe Room with a View, A

Married with Children

Al arranges for an aerobics studio to open next to the shoe store.

TV-PG

3:09 PM

One with the Mugging, The

Friends

Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.

TV-PG

4:09 PM

One in Barbados Part 2, The

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

5:09 PM

One with Rachel's Dream, The

Friends

Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey; Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.

TV-PG

6:09 PM

Junk Mail, The

Seinfeld

Jerry agrees to perform for a car company in exchange for a new car.

TV-PG

7:09 PM

Little Man on Campus

Cleveland Show, The

After his star pitcher is forced to leave the high school's baseball team, Cleveland enlists Holt's help after he turns out to have an excellent pitching arm.

TV-14

8:09 PM

Missing Kink, The (DVS)

American Dad

Francine discovers she has a spanking fetish; Hayley goes out on a date with Snot.

TV-14

9:09 PM

Junk Mail, The

Seinfeld

Jerry agrees to perform for a car company in exchange for a new car.

TV-PG

10:09 PM

Perfect Castaway, The Yes

Family Guy

Choppy waters leave the guys stranded on a desert island during a fishing trip.

TV-14

11:09 PM

Large Hadron Collision, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard is offered a trip to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see a particle accelerator, he must choose between taking Penny or Sheldon.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Sep 27
12:09 AM

Precious Fragmentation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.

TV-PG

1:09 AM

Perfect Castaway, The Yes

Family Guy

Choppy waters leave the guys stranded on a desert island during a fishing trip.

TV-14

2:09 AM

Plimpton Stimulation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon hosts a visiting female physicist but her intelligence seems matched by her libido.

TV-14

3:09 AM

Precious Fragmentation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.

TV-PG

4:09 AM

Wheaton Recurrence, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying I love you.

TV-PG

5:09 AM

Plimpton Stimulation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon hosts a visiting female physicist but her intelligence seems matched by her libido.

TV-14

6:09 AM

And the About FaceTime Yes

2 Broke Girls

Randy and Max tire of Caroline being the third wheel on their FaceTime dates, so Randy sets her up on a date with one of his co-workers. Meanwhile, Oleg becomes distraught when Sophie tells him to sell his beloved car for a mini-van.

TV-14

7:09 AM

And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max decides to head to Los Angeles to win back Randy, so she and Caroline embark on a cross-country road trip with Han at the wheel. Back in New York, Oleg takes charge of the diner and Sophie fills in as a waitress.

TV-14

8:09 AM

Jess & Julia

New Girl

Nick panics when Julia doesn't want to put a label on their relationship. Meanwhile, Jess enlists Julia to help her get out of a traffic ticket, Winston reconnects with a former booty call, and Schmidt is baffled as to why his shower towel is always damp.

TV-14

9:09 AM

How Bleen Was My Kelly

Married with Children

Kelly accidentally invents a baldness cure with some unusual side effects.

TV-PG

10:09 AM

And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max decides to head to Los Angeles to win back Randy, so she and Caroline embark on a cross-country road trip with Han at the wheel. Back in New York, Oleg takes charge of the diner and Sophie fills in as a waitress.

TV-14

11:09 AM

Two That Got Away, The

Married with Children

Bumped from their fishing lodge cabin, Al and Jefferson seek revenge against actress Shannon Tweed.

TV-PG

12:09 PM

One After Joey and Rachel Kiss, The

Friends

In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends' passionate encounters; Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish; Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.

TV-PG

1:09 PM

One with Ross's Tan, The

Friends

Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date; Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent; Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.

TV-PG

2:09 PM

Two That Got Away, The

Married with Children

Bumped from their fishing lodge cabin, Al and Jefferson seek revenge against actress Shannon Tweed.

TV-PG

3:09 PM

One After Joey and Rachel Kiss, The

Friends

In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends' passionate encounters; Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish; Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.

TV-PG

4:09 PM

One Where Chandler Gets Caught, The

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.

TV-PG

5:09 PM

One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, The

Friends

Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests; Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.

TV-PG

6:09 PM

Strike, The

Seinfeld

George's father invents a new holiday; Kramer returns to work at the bagel shop.

TV-PG

7:09 PM

Another Bad Thanksgiving

Cleveland Show, The

Donna's sister abandons her two children during the Thanksgiving holiday so she and Holt can run off to Las Vegas.

TV-14

8:09 PM

Da Flippity Flop

American Dad

Klaus swaps bodies with Stan after discovering that his original human body is on ice at the CIA; after converting the attic into a gym, Roger attempts to convince Stan to sign up for a lifetime membership.

TV-14

9:09 PM

Strike, The

Seinfeld

George's father invents a new holiday; Kramer returns to work at the bagel shop.

TV-PG

10:09 PM

PTV (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.

TV-14

11:09 PM

Da Flippity Flop

American Dad

Klaus swaps bodies with Stan after discovering that his original human body is on ice at the CIA; after converting the attic into a gym, Roger attempts to convince Stan to sign up for a lifetime membership.

TV-14

Thursday, Sep 28
12:09 AM

Poltergasm

American Dad

Steve and Roger discover that the house is haunted. The ghost appears as an apparition of a younger Francine. The ghost grows more powerful until it attacks Hayley's boyfriend and pulls him into the netherworld.

TV-14

1:09 AM

PTV (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.

TV-14

2:09 AM

Lunar Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard and Raj try to find the perfect match for Sheldon by setting him up on an Internet dating site. Seeing her moronic new boyfriend interact with the gang makes it abundantly clear to Penny that she can't go back to dating stereotypical dumb jocks after dating Leonard.

TV-14

3:09 AM

Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon calculates that he'll be dead before technology exists to download his consciousness into a robot, so he goes on a binge of healthy living and ultra-safety.

TV-PG

4:09 AM

Episode 71084 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: Andy Samberg, Jay Oakerson

TV-14

5:09 AM

Episode 2059

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

TV-MA

6:09 AM

Coast Is Fear, The (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

A member of the Coast Guard is murdered and somehow Tribeca and Geils connect it to Mayhem Global. Why? What is the point of all of this? What is it all leading to?

TV-14

7:09 AM

Electoral Dysfunction (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

The thrilling conclusion to season two. Every question answered. Every twist explained. A logically and emotionally gratifying finale that is sure to silence all critics and guarantee a third season.

TV-14

8:09 AM

Organ Trail, The (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

Atkins assigns a romance novelist to aid Geils and Tribeca in their attempt to bust an organ thief at a local hospital. Why? Why not? Does anything have to make sense anymore? Or can shows just do whatever they want with no explanation?

TV-14

9:09 AM

Hood, the Bud and the Kelly Part 1, The

Married with Children

To keep Kelly as a client, Bud sets out to produce a sexy exercise video.

TV-PG

10:09 AM

Calendar Girl

Married with Children

Al uses Bud's class project to beat out a rival shoe store owner.

TV-PG

11:09 AM

Spring Break Part 1

Married with Children

As Kelly and her friends trick Bud's fraternity out of their spring break in Florida, Al and Griff join Jefferson in Fort Lauderdale to judge a college co-ed beauty contest.

TV-PG

12:09 PM

One Where the Stripper Cries, The

Friends

Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.

TV-14

1:09 PM

Calendar Girl

Married with Children

Al uses Bud's class project to beat out a rival shoe store owner.

TV-PG

2:09 PM

Spring Break Part 1

Married with Children

As Kelly and her friends trick Bud's fraternity out of their spring break in Florida, Al and Griff join Jefferson in Fort Lauderdale to judge a college co-ed beauty contest.

TV-PG

3:09 PM

Last One Part 1, The

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

4:09 PM

One Where Joey Speaks French, The

Friends

Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.

TV-PG

5:09 PM

One Where Estelle Dies, The

Friends

Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.

TV-PG

6:09 PM

Last One Part 1, The

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

7:09 PM

Beer Walk

Cleveland Show, The

Cleveland invites his friend from Quahog to participate in a charity beer walk; Rallo dresses up like characters from famous horror movies.

TV-14

8:09 PM

Crotchwalkers

American Dad

In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she's still a cool mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall.

TV-14

9:09 PM

Strongbox, The

Seinfeld

Kramer hides his strongbox key at Jerry's place; a neighbor feuds with Jerry.

TV-PG

10:09 PM

Courtship of Stewie's Father, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie steps up his efforts to kill Lois, who orders Peter to spend more time with him.

TV-14

11:09 PM

Crotchwalkers

American Dad

In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she's still a cool mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall.

TV-14

Friday, Sep 29
12:09 AM

Frogger, The

Seinfeld

Elaine eats Peterman's cake; Kramer helps George steal an arcade game.

TV-PG

1:09 AM

Courtship of Stewie's Father, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie steps up his efforts to kill Lois, who orders Peter to spend more time with him.

TV-14

2:09 AM

Burning, The

Seinfeld

George seeks timely exits; Jerry's gal has a secret; Elaine learns Puddy is religious.

TV-PG

3:09 AM

Frogger, The

Seinfeld

Elaine eats Peterman's cake; Kramer helps George steal an arcade game.

TV-PG

4:09 AM

Apology Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The rest of the gang is interviewed by the FBI for Wolowitz's security clearance with Sheldon accidentally letting slip some damaging information.

TV-PG

5:09 AM

Clip Show Part 1, The

Seinfeld

Clips highlight the show's past nine seasons.

TV-PG

6:09 AM

Finale Part 1, The

Seinfeld

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

TV-PG

7:09 AM

And the Riverboat Runs Through It Yes

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline stow away and waitress on a riverboat to New Orleans, as they try to reach Randy in Texas. Back at the diner, Oleg and Sophie make big bucks when they sell pony rides on Chestnut.

TV-14

8:09 AM

Clip Show Part 1, The

Seinfeld

Clips highlight the show's past nine seasons.

TV-PG

9:09 AM

Finale Part 1, The

Seinfeld

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

TV-PG

10:09 AM

And the Riverboat Runs Through It Yes

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline stow away and waitress on a riverboat to New Orleans, as they try to reach Randy in Texas. Back at the diner, Oleg and Sophie make big bucks when they sell pony rides on Chestnut.

TV-14

11:09 AM

Joke's on Al, The

Married with Children

Al and Jefferson vie to claim the title of King of Practical Jokes.

TV-PG

12:09 PM

Pilot

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

1:09 PM

One with the Thumb, The

Friends

The group loves Monica's new boyfriend; Chandler resumes smoking; and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.

TV-PG

2:09 PM

One with the East German Laundry Detergent, The

Friends

While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.

TV-PG

3:09 PM

One with the Blackout, The

Friends

A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.

TV-PG

4:09 PM

One with Mrs. Bing, The

Friends

Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.

TV-PG

5:09 PM

Male Unbonding

Seinfeld

Jerry finds ending a friendship harder than ending a romance.

TV-PG

6:09 PM

Robbery, The

Seinfeld

Jerry's decision to move sets off a chain of events.

TV-PG

7:09 PM

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?

Cleveland Show, The

Donna puts Cleveland's parenting skills to the test by leaving him alone with Roberta for a weekend; Rallo thinks he's invisible.

TV-14

8:09 PM

Male Unbonding

Seinfeld

Jerry finds ending a friendship harder than ending a romance.

TV-PG

9:09 PM

Robbery, The

Seinfeld

Jerry's decision to move sets off a chain of events.

TV-PG

10:09 PM

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?

Cleveland Show, The

Donna puts Cleveland's parenting skills to the test by leaving him alone with Roberta for a weekend; Rallo thinks he's invisible.

TV-14

11:09 PM

Minstrel Krampus

American Dad

When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel Krampus, a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas. Stan decides that releasing Krampus is the only way to straighten out Steve's attitude. But when Krampus kidnaps Steve, it's up to Stan and Roger to get him back. Meanwhile, Hayley gets a job at the airport, but quickly realizes that she might not be cut out for customer service.

TV-14

Saturday, Sep 30
1:09 AM

Justice League Recombination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys get Zack and Penny to join their Justice League costume for a New Year's Eve bash at the comic book store.

TV-14

2:09 AM

CS:GO Premiere 2017: Group D Play

ELeague

4:09 AM

Justice League Recombination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys get Zack and Penny to join their Justice League costume for a New Year's Eve bash at the comic book store.

TV-14

5:09 AM

Father, The Son and the Holy Fonz, The Yes

Family Guy

When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family.

TV-14

6:09 AM

Familyland

American Dad

The Smith family goes to Familyland theme park for vacation. Francine wants the family to spend the day together, but the individual members go their separate ways. Francine cries in front of a statue of the park's founder, Roy Family, and awakens Roy from a deep slumber.

TV-14

7:09 AM

Bad Teacher (DVS)

Elizabeth Halsey is a foulmouthed, ruthless, and inappropriate teacher. She drinks, gets high, and can't wait to marry a meal ticket to get out of her bogus day job. When she's dumped by her fiancé, she sets her sights on a rich, handsome substitute while shrugging off the advances of the school gym teacher. The consequences of her wild and outrageous schemes give her students, coworkers, and even herself an education like no other.

TV-14

8:09 AM

Landlord, The

New Girl

Jess goes against Nick's wishes and makes it her mission to get the loft's cantankerous landlord to like her. In doing so, she inadvertently jeopardizes their living situation and the guys are forced to admit they've made some unofficial changes to the apartment. Meanwhile, Schmidt tries to decipher what he thinks are mixed signals from his boss, Kim.

TV-14

9:09 AM

Requiem for a Chevyweight Part 1

Married with Children

Al struggles to find a part for his ailing car.

TV-PG

10:09 AM

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

Archaeologist and explorer extraordinaire, Lara Croft, journeys to a temple which has sunken underwater in search of lost treasures. During her expedition, Croft happens upon a sphere that contains the mythical Pandora's Box, only to have it stolen from her by Chen Lo, the leader of a Chinese crime syndicate. Chen Lo is in league with a bad guy named Reiss, who wants to use the priceless Box as a doomsday weapon.

TV-14

11:09 AM

Landlord, The

New Girl

Jess goes against Nick's wishes and makes it her mission to get the loft's cantankerous landlord to like her. In doing so, she inadvertently jeopardizes their living situation and the guys are forced to admit they've made some unofficial changes to the apartment. Meanwhile, Schmidt tries to decipher what he thinks are mixed signals from his boss, Kim.

TV-14

12:09 PM

Divergent

In a future world, people are segregated into different factions based on their personalities. Tris Prior is categorized as Divergent and warned she will never fit into one of these groups. When Tris learns of a conspiracy to destroy all Divergents, she has to find out why being in that classification is so dangerous before it's too late.

TV-14

1:09 PM

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

Archaeologist and explorer extraordinaire, Lara Croft, journeys to a temple which has sunken underwater in search of lost treasures. During her expedition, Croft happens upon a sphere that contains the mythical Pandora's Box, only to have it stolen from her by Chen Lo, the leader of a Chinese crime syndicate. Chen Lo is in league with a bad guy named Reiss, who wants to use the priceless Box as a doomsday weapon.

TV-14

3:09 PM

Insurgent

After being exposed as Divergents, people who don't fit neatly into one of the five societal classifications or factions, Tris and Four find themselves on the run from Jeanine, the power-hungry leader of the Erudite faction. As the traitorous Dauntless troops under Jeanine's command prowl the ruins of dystopian Chicago rounding up Divergents, Tris and Four traverse the city hoping to find allies among the Amity, Candor, Abnegation and Dauntless factions-as well as the rebellious and impoverished mass of Factionless. Although heartsick and guilt-ridden over the violent deaths of her family and friends, Tris tries to uncover the secret her parents sacrificed their lives to protect - the very secret that explains why Jeanine will stop at nothing to capture her. Desperate to avoid causing pain to any more of her loved ones, Tris faces her darkest fears in a series of near-impossible challenges as she seeks to unlock the truth about the past, and ultimately the future, of their world.

TV-14

6:09 PM

Insurgent

After being exposed as Divergents, people who don't fit neatly into one of the five societal classifications or factions, Tris and Four find themselves on the run from Jeanine, the power-hungry leader of the Erudite faction. As the traitorous Dauntless troops under Jeanine's command prowl the ruins of dystopian Chicago rounding up Divergents, Tris and Four traverse the city hoping to find allies among the Amity, Candor, Abnegation and Dauntless factions-as well as the rebellious and impoverished mass of Factionless. Although heartsick and guilt-ridden over the violent deaths of her family and friends, Tris tries to uncover the secret her parents sacrificed their lives to protect - the very secret that explains why Jeanine will stop at nothing to capture her. Desperate to avoid causing pain to any more of her loved ones, Tris faces her darkest fears in a series of near-impossible challenges as she seeks to unlock the truth about the past, and ultimately the future, of their world.

TV-14

7:09 PM

One with Two Parts Part 1, The

Friends

Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.

TV-PG

8:09 PM

One with All the Poker, The

Friends

The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.

TV-PG

9:09 PM

One with the Evil Orthodontist, The

Friends

Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.

TV-14

10:09 PM

Trip Part 2, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and George try to save Kramer from a serial-murder accusation; guest Clint Howard.

TV-PG

11:09 PM

Boyfriend Complexity, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny asks Leonard to lie to her visiting father, while Howard, Raj and Bernadette spend all night looking through a telescope.

TV-14

Sunday, Oct 1
12:10 AM

Love Car Displacement, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard is jealous when Bernadette runs into her old boyfriend at a science event they're attending.

TV-14

1:10 AM

Benefactor Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

After meeting at a fundraising gala, an aged but wealthy, Caltech donor makes Leonard ponder if he's willing to have sex with her to secure another donation.

TV-14

2:10 AM

Toast Derivation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is in a crisis when he realizes he's not the epicenter of the group, so he decides to find new friends.

TV-14

3:10 AM

Game Night

People of Earth

Gerry and Yvonne host a group game night. Agent Foster meets a person from her past. Walsh, Jeff, Don, and Kurt enact their mutiny against Eric.

TV-14

4:10 AM

And the Emergency Contractor

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline return from their road trip, and Caroline is impressed with not only the dessert bar renovations but also the contractor on the job. Max rushes to see Randy when she learns he is in a NYC hospital. Sophie joins a mommy group that cares less about baby talk and more about partying.

TV-14

5:10 AM

Core, The

For reasons unknown, the earth's inner core has stopped rotating, causing the planet's electromagnetic field to rapidly deteriorate. Instantly, life around the globe begins to change dramatically. In Boston, 32 people with pacemakers, all within a 10-block radius, suddenly drop dead. In San Francisco, the Golden Gate Bridge collapses, sending hundreds of people plunging to their deaths. In London's Trafalgar Square, flocks of pigeons lose their ability to navigate, flying into panicked crowds. And in Rome, as thousands of tourists watch helplessly, an electrical superstorm reduces the ancient Colosseum to rubble. Scrambling to resolve the crisis, government and military officials call upon geophysicist Dr. Josh Keyes and a team of the world's most gifted scientists to travel into the earth's core in a subterranean craft piloted by terranauts Major Rebecca "Beck" Childs and Commander Robert Iverson. Their mission: detonate a nuclear device that will reactivate the core and save the world from sure destruction.

TV-14

6:10 AM

Game Night

People of Earth

Gerry and Yvonne host a group game night. Agent Foster meets a person from her past. Walsh, Jeff, Don, and Kurt enact their mutiny against Eric.

TV-14

7:10 AM

And the Emergency Contractor

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline return from their road trip, and Caroline is impressed with not only the dessert bar renovations but also the contractor on the job. Max rushes to see Randy when she learns he is in a NYC hospital. Sophie joins a mommy group that cares less about baby talk and more about partying.

TV-14

8:10 AM

Bully

New Girl

When Jess tries to intervene with a classroom bully, she finds herself the target of the bad seed student. Schmidt is thrilled over his post-Valentine's sex-capades, but hates that his paramour wants to keep it a secret. Meanwhile, Nick goes into a tailspin when Julia sends him a cactus.

TV-14

9:10 AM

Cruising with Marie

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

TV-PG

10:10 AM

Cello, Goodbye

King of Queens, The

Doug fears Carrie's new job is coming between them.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

Bully

New Girl

When Jess tries to intervene with a classroom bully, she finds herself the target of the bad seed student. Schmidt is thrilled over his post-Valentine's sex-capades, but hates that his paramour wants to keep it a secret. Meanwhile, Nick goes into a tailspin when Julia sends him a cactus.

TV-14

12:10 PM

One with the Fake Monica, The

Friends

Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

Cello, Goodbye

King of Queens, The

Doug fears Carrie's new job is coming between them.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Rock, The

King of Queens, The

Doug belatedly learns Carrie's engagement ring is valuable.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

One with the Fake Monica, The

Friends

Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

One with the Birth, The

Friends

When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

Wanderlust

George and Linda are an overextended, stressed out Manhattan couple. After George is downsized from his financial firm and Linda's depressing documentary is cancelled, they find themselves with only one option: to move in with George's awful brother in Atlanta. On the way there, George and Linda stumble upon Elysium, an idyllic community populated by colorful characters who embrace a different way of looking at things. Money? It can't buy happiness. Careers? Who needs them? Clothes? Only if you want them. Is Elysium the fresh start George and Linda need? Or will the change of perspective cause more problems than it solves?

TV-14

7:10 PM

Game 13

MLB 2017 Sunday Games

10:10 PM

Seinfeld

TV-PG

11:10 PM

Horrible Bosses 2 (DVS)

Fed up with answering to higher-ups, Nick, Dale and Kurt decide to become their own bosses by launching their own business. But a slick investor soon pulls the rug out from under them. Outplayed and desperate, and without legal recourse, the three would-be entrepreneurs hatch a misguided plan to kidnap the investor's adult son and ransom him to regain control of their company.

TV-14

Monday, Oct 2
1:10 AM

Magic Mike XXL (DVS)

Exotic dancer Magic Mike takes his act on the road. By night his life is all fantasy but by day he's got to deal with the realities of life and his own dreams of getting ahead and finding something real.

TV-MA

2:10 AM

Wanderlust (DVS)

George and Linda are an overextended, stressed out Manhattan couple. After George is downsized from his financial firm and Linda's depressing documentary is cancelled, they find themselves with only one option: to move in with George's awful brother in Atlanta. On the way there, George and Linda stumble upon Elysium, an idyllic community populated by colorful characters who embrace a different way of looking at things. Money? It can't buy happiness. Careers? Who needs them? Clothes? Only if you want them. Is Elysium the fresh start George and Linda need? Or will the change of perspective cause more problems than it solves?

TV-14

3:10 AM

Entourage

Movie star Vincent Chase, together with his boys, Eric, Turtle and Johnny, are back in business with super agent-turned-studio head Ari Gold. Some of their ambitions have changed, but the bond between them remains strong as they navigate the capricious and often cutthroat world of Hollywood.

TV-14

4:10 AM

Magic Mike XXL (DVS)

Exotic dancer Magic Mike takes his act on the road. By night his life is all fantasy but by day he's got to deal with the realities of life and his own dreams of getting ahead and finding something real.

TV-MA

5:10 AM

Admission

Every spring, high school seniors anxiously await college admission letters. At Princeton University, admissions officer Portia Nathan is a gatekeeper, evaluating thousands of applicants annually. Year in and year out, Portia has lived her life by the book, at work and at the home she shares with Princeton professor Mark. When Clarence, the Dean of Admissions, announces his impending retirement, the likeliest candidates to succeed him are Portia and her office rival Corinne. For Portia, however, it's business as usual as she hits the road on her annual recruiting trip. On the road, Portia reconnects with her iconoclastic mother, Susannah, and, on her arrival at New Quest, an alternative high school, she reconnects with her former college classmate, idealistic teacher John Pressman - who has recently surmised that Jeremiah, a gifted yet very unconventional student, might well be the son that Portia secretly gave up for adoption years ago while at school. Jeremiah is about to apply to Princeton. Now Portia must re-evaluate her personal and professional existences, as she finds herself bending the admissions rules for Jeremiah, putting at risk the future she thought she always wanted - and, in the process, finding her way to a surprising and exhilarating life and romance she never dreamed of having.

TV-14

6:10 AM

Entourage

Movie star Vincent Chase, together with his boys, Eric, Turtle and Johnny, are back in business with super agent-turned-studio head Ari Gold. Some of their ambitions have changed, but the bond between them remains strong as they navigate the capricious and often cutthroat world of Hollywood.

TV-14

8:10 AM

Admission

Every spring, high school seniors anxiously await college admission letters. At Princeton University, admissions officer Portia Nathan is a gatekeeper, evaluating thousands of applicants annually. Year in and year out, Portia has lived her life by the book, at work and at the home she shares with Princeton professor Mark. When Clarence, the Dean of Admissions, announces his impending retirement, the likeliest candidates to succeed him are Portia and her office rival Corinne. For Portia, however, it's business as usual as she hits the road on her annual recruiting trip. On the road, Portia reconnects with her iconoclastic mother, Susannah, and, on her arrival at New Quest, an alternative high school, she reconnects with her former college classmate, idealistic teacher John Pressman - who has recently surmised that Jeremiah, a gifted yet very unconventional student, might well be the son that Portia secretly gave up for adoption years ago while at school. Jeremiah is about to apply to Princeton. Now Portia must re-evaluate her personal and professional existences, as she finds herself bending the admissions rules for Jeremiah, putting at risk the future she thought she always wanted - and, in the process, finding her way to a surprising and exhilarating life and romance she never dreamed of having.

TV-14

9:10 AM

God Help Ye Merry Bundymen

Married with Children

As Al and Griff lose their jobs on Christmas Eve, Marcy and Jefferson's entry in a neighborhood contest is sabotaged by Kelly and Bud.

TV-PG

10:10 AM

Stepford Peg, The

Married with Children

Peggy's amnesia allows Al to mold her into the perfect wife.

TV-PG

11:10 AM

Bundy Thanksgiving, A

Married with Children

An untimely death threatens Al's Thanksgiving tradition; Kelly tries to a pet turkey from becoming a holiday dinner.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

God Help Ye Merry Bundymen

Married with Children

As Al and Griff lose their jobs on Christmas Eve, Marcy and Jefferson's entry in a neighborhood contest is sabotaged by Kelly and Bud.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

Stepford Peg, The

Married with Children

Peggy's amnesia allows Al to mold her into the perfect wife.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Grime and Punishment

Married with Children

When he starts charging Bud rent, Al is confined to the basement until he makes some much-needed repairs.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

One with Phoebe's Husband, The

Friends

Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

One with the Baby on the Bus, The

Friends

Matt and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses

American Dad

Stan takes Francine on a surprise trip to Sacramento, but Francine is bored. They meet the Naughty Stewardesses, four women who use their status as flight attendants to find love and adventure.

TV-14

6:10 PM

Stan Goes on the Pill

American Dad

Francine is frustrated that Stan only pretends to pay attention when she talks. Stan takes a pill engineered by the C.I.A. to help male agents listen to females. Stan takes too much and the pill physically transforms him into a woman.

TV-14

7:10 PM

Short Story and a Tall Tale, A

Cleveland Show, The

Rallo incurs a diminutive mobster's wrath after reneging on a promise to marry the mobster's sister.

TV-14

8:10 PM

Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses

American Dad

Stan takes Francine on a surprise trip to Sacramento, but Francine is bored. They meet the Naughty Stewardesses, four women who use their status as flight attendants to find love and adventure.

TV-14

9:10 PM

Brian Sings and Swings Yes

Family Guy

A near-death experience lands Brian in the hospital but infuses him with a new passion for life.

TV-14

10:10 PM

Sibling Rivalry Yes

Family Guy

After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy.

TV-14

11:10 PM

Peterotica Yes

Family Guy

After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it.

TV-14

Tuesday, Oct 3
12:10 AM

Brian Sings and Swings Yes

Family Guy

A near-death experience lands Brian in the hospital but infuses him with a new passion for life.

TV-14

1:10 AM

Stewie B. Goode Yes

Family Guy

Stewie gets homicidal during swimming lessons; Stewie takes up drinking.

TV-14

2:10 AM

She Swill Survive Yes

American Dad

Stan is tired of Hayley being lazy and unemployed, so he forces her to take a job in Roger's bar. Deputy Director Bullock is a regular at the bar, and he confesses his secrets to Hayley.

TV-14

3:10 AM

Petergeist Yes

Family Guy

Peter discovers an Indian burial ground in the backyard; Stewie gets sucked into the television.

TV-14

4:10 AM

Stewie B. Goode Yes

Family Guy

Stewie gets homicidal during swimming lessons; Stewie takes up drinking.

TV-14

5:10 AM

And the Tease Time (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline prepares for her third date with Bobby and tries to spice things up by taking a burlesque class. She's accompanied by a reluctant Max, who decides to give up sex in the wake of her breakup with Randy. She also goes golfing with Han.

TV-14

6:10 AM

And the Dad Day Afternoon (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han's new therapist suggests that Max needs to confront her "daddy issues" and fear of intimacy, so she reluctantly heads to Rhode Island to track down her birth father with the diner gang in tow. Oleg gets upset when Sophie asks him to help out around the house.

TV-14

7:10 AM

Episode 71086 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

8:10 AM

And the Tease Time (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline prepares for her third date with Bobby and tries to spice things up by taking a burlesque class. She's accompanied by a reluctant Max, who decides to give up sex in the wake of her breakup with Randy. She also goes golfing with Han.

TV-14

9:10 AM

And the Dad Day Afternoon (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han's new therapist suggests that Max needs to confront her "daddy issues" and fear of intimacy, so she reluctantly heads to Rhode Island to track down her birth father with the diner gang in tow. Oleg gets upset when Sophie asks him to help out around the house.

TV-14

10:10 AM

And the Alley-Oops (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to embrace Bobby's hobby of bowling, but she fears she is his bad luck charm when she accidentally injures his teammate's hand, which threatens their chance for a championship. Max uses her bowling prowess to get onto Bobby's team, and Sophie worries that baby Barbara might not be smart enough.

TV-14

11:10 AM

T*R*A*S*H

Married with Children

Al and Griff join Jefferson in the National Guard.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do Part 2

Married with Children

When Al moves out, he and Peggy throw themselves into the singles scene, with widely different results.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

2:10 PM

Birthday Boy Toy

Married with Children

As Jefferson's worries about getting old force him into taking a job, Al tries to cure Peggy's shopping addiction.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

5:10 PM

One Where Eddie Moves In, The

Friends

Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

7:10 PM

One with the Bullies, The

Friends

Chandler and Joey are scared of two bullies. Phoebe meets her long-lost family members.

TV-PG

8:10 PM

Permanent Record Wrecker Yes

American Dad

Stan is laid off from work and has to search for a job for the first time in over twenty years. When he applies for jobs, Stan learns that his permanent record has been wiped clean of his C.I.A. experience and no one wants to hire him.

TV-14

9:10 PM

Longest Distance Relationship, The

American Dad

Hayley is injured in a fire and while she is in the hospital she meets Millionaire Matt Davis. As Hayley and Matt fall in love, Steve discovers Jeff Fischer is still alive in outer space. Jeff and Hayley communicate via an old CB radio and Jeff asks Hayley to stay true to him while he finds a way back to Earth.

TV-14

10:10 PM

Blue and the Gray and the Brown, The

Cleveland Show, The

Cleveland and his friends attempt to change the outcome of the Civil War after Cleveland is tricked into preserving a statue of the city's founding father, a slaveholder.

TV-14

11:10 PM

Permanent Record Wrecker Yes

American Dad

Stan is laid off from work and has to search for a job for the first time in over twenty years. When he applies for jobs, Stan learns that his permanent record has been wiped clean of his C.I.A. experience and no one wants to hire him.

TV-14

Wednesday, Oct 4
12:10 AM

Agreement Dissection, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Priya uses her legal expertise to rip apart Sheldon's roommate agreement, and the women take the flustered Sheldon out dancing.

TV-PG

1:10 AM

Engagement Reaction, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Mrs. Wolowitz ends up in the hospital after Howard tells her he's marrying Bernadette. While there, Leonard stresses over Penny and Priya warming up to one another.

TV-14

2:10 AM

Zarnecki Incursion, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys become sleuths to find out who hacked Sheldon's online-game account.

TV-14

3:10 AM

Agreement Dissection, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Priya uses her legal expertise to rip apart Sheldon's roommate agreement, and the women take the flustered Sheldon out dancing.

TV-PG

4:10 AM

Episode 71087 Yes

Conan

TV-14

5:10 AM

Parking Garage, The

Seinfeld

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer lose their car in a mall parking garage.

TV-PG

6:10 AM

Tape, The

Seinfeld

Elaine puts an erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder; George gets excited.

TV-PG

7:10 AM

Injured

New Girl

When Nick is hurt playing a game of touch football and Jess discovers he doesn't have insurance, she brings him to her doctor friend, an OB/GYN. The gang rallies together and Nick evaluates his life when his seemingly innocuous back injury may prove to be more serious than he thought.

TV-14

8:10 AM

Parking Garage, The

Seinfeld

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer lose their car in a mall parking garage.

TV-PG

9:10 AM

Tape, The

Seinfeld

Elaine puts an erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder; George gets excited.

TV-PG

10:10 AM

Injured

New Girl

When Nick is hurt playing a game of touch football and Jess discovers he doesn't have insurance, she brings him to her doctor friend, an OB/GYN. The gang rallies together and Nick evaluates his life when his seemingly innocuous back injury may prove to be more serious than he thought.

TV-14

11:10 AM

Lez Be Friends

Married with Children

Al strikes up a friendship with Marcy's identical cousin.

TV-PG

12:10 PM

How to Marry a Moron Part 2

Married with Children

Al objects to Kelly marrying an armed robber, until he discovers that he's the heir to a family fortune.

TV-PG

1:10 PM

Pilot

Married with Children

Al and Peg Bundy meet their newlywed neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Peg informs Marcy how to train her new husband, while Al teaches Steve how to be a man again.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy

Married with Children

Steve and Marcy buy a huge watch dog which annoys Al with his constant barking. But when Peggy hears a noise in the night, Al accidentally shoots the dog.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

One with the Metaphorical Tunnel, The

Friends

Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding, The

Friends

Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.

TV-PG

5:10 PM

One Where No One's Ready, The

Friends

Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.

TV-PG

6:10 PM

Subway, The

Seinfeld

The friends encounter adventure on the subway.

TV-PG

7:10 PM

One with the Flashback, The

Friends

The friends recall secrets from their pasts.

TV-PG

8:10 PM

Roger Passes the Bar

American Dad

Roger pushes himself to the breaking point by working non-stop at his dive bar. When he suffers a heart attack, Roger decides to sell the bar to a company that promises to continue his vision. Upon returning to visit, Roger sees that the dive bar has been completely remade as a family friendly restaurant.

TV-14

9:10 PM

Blonde Ambition

American Dad

When her efforts to save the planet prove hopeless, Hayley decides that she might get more attention if she becomes a blonde. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve go on a mission to find a new home for the Smiths.

TV-14

10:10 PM

To Live and Die in VA

Cleveland Show, The

Lester grows suicidal after losing his life savings in Cleveland's beer truck business; Rallo opens his own barbershop.

TV-14

11:10 PM

Postseason Pre-Game

MLB Playoffs 2017 - TBS

Thursday, Oct 5
12:10 AM

Game 1

MLB Playoffs 2017 - TBS

3:10 AM

Postseason Post Game

MLB Playoffs 2017 - TBS

4:10 AM

Mother Tucker Yes

Family Guy

Peter's mom announces that she is getting a divorce; Peter finds a father figure in anchorman Tom Tucker; Brian gets his own radio show.

TV-14

5:10 AM

Episode 2060

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

TV-MA

6:10 AM

Episode 71088

Conan

TV-14

7:10 AM

Rest in Peace, Callaway Hinkle (DVS)

Wrecked

The survivors find a satellite phone. Danny confronts his past. And Steve comforts Todd after learning about the death of his child. Also, the survivors make a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

8:10 AM

Red Dot, The

Seinfeld

Elaine's alcoholic boyfriend resumes drinking; Jerry is the unwitting cause.

TV-PG

9:10 AM

Subway, The

Seinfeld

The friends encounter adventure on the subway.

TV-PG

10:10 AM

Rest in Peace, Callaway Hinkle (DVS)

Wrecked

The survivors find a satellite phone. Danny confronts his past. And Steve comforts Todd after learning about the death of his child. Also, the survivors make a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

11:10 AM

Community Pile, The (DVS)

Wrecked

Chet takes Pack on a vision quest. Danny helps Owen relax. And Todd makes a play to control the island. Moreover, the survivors make a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

12:10 PM

Phantom, The (DVS)

Wrecked

Under new rule, the island falls apart after they're unable to remember something from their life back home. Todd adjusts to a life of solitude in "The Pit". Pack stumbles upon other survivors of the crash. And if you can believe it, the island makes a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

1:10 PM

Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?

Married with Children

Al's credit card is maxed out when he tries to find a gift for Peggy on their anniversary.

TV-PG

2:10 PM

Poker Game, The

Married with Children

Steve loses his paycheck in a poker game to Al and needs to get it back before Marcy finds out.

TV-PG

3:10 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break Part 1, The

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.

TV-PG

4:10 PM

One Without the Ski Trip, The

Friends

Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.

TV-PG