DVS Offerings

Thursday, Jul 27
12:07 AM

One with the Cake, The

Friends

An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.

TV-PG

1:07 AM

Postponement, The

Seinfeld

Feeling overwhelmed, George wants to postpone marrying Susan.

TV-PG

2:07 AM

New Beginnings

People of Earth

After learning the members of StarCrossed were on the ship as kids, Ozzie tries to get the group back together. Disgraced FBI agent Alex Foster is sent to Beacon to investigate white-collar criminal Jonathan Walsh. A merger takes place on the ship and the aliens are under new management. Don and Kelly go to visit his "dying mother" in Iceland.

TV-MA

3:07 AM

Lizard-Spock Expansion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon wants to use an alternate version of rock-paper-scissors to help resolve conflicts. A girl Wolowitz has a major crush on falls for Leonard.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Vartabedian Conundrum, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard seeks Penny's counsel when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like. Sheldon's hypochondriac tendencies get the better of him.

TV-PG

5:07 AM

Pilot, The

Detour, The

Nate, Robin and the kids are headed from Syracuse to Ft. Lauderdale in a janky mini van instead of flying. Between truckers, aggressive drivers and road side breakfast spots, nothing is really what it seems on the road.

TV-MA

6:07 AM

Tank, The

Detour, The

The Parkers are barely back on the road when Nate gets pulled over for driving under the influence. He's completely sober but somehow there's still some jail time involved.

TV-MA

7:07 AM

B & B, The

Detour, The

While the kids recover from acute food poisoning, the Parkers decide to get some rest at a southern B&B. They are treated to southern hospitality, southern customs and Russian vodka.

TV-MA

8:07 AM

Pilot, The

Detour, The

Nate, Robin and the kids are headed from Syracuse to Ft. Lauderdale in a janky mini van instead of flying. Between truckers, aggressive drivers and road side breakfast spots, nothing is really what it seems on the road.

TV-MA

9:07 AM

So This Is How Sinatra Felt

Married with Children

When Peg thinks Al's having an affair, she sends Kelly and Bud out to do some sleuthing, but no one is more shocked than Al to discover that a beautiful shoe groupie wants to try him on for size.

TV-PG

10:07 AM

Mystery of Skull Island, The

Married with Children

While Peggy, Al, Marcy and Jefferson play a New Age board game, Bud finds himself unable to say no to sexy Kara even if it kills him.

TV-PG

11:07 AM

Rites of Passage

Married with Children

Though Peggy has hired Sticky the Clown to entertain at Bud's 18th birthday party, Al follows Bundy tradition and takes his son to the nudie bar for his first brawl.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

My Dinner with Anthrax

Married with Children

It's Al and Peggy's 20th anniversary and Bud and Kelly pack them off to a time-share scam in Florida so heavy metal band Anthrax can party at the Bundy house.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

No Orleans

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans without Doug's cousins.

TV-PG

2:07 PM

Hero Worship

King of Queens, The

Doug's uncle offers to back financially his desire to open a sandwich shop.

TV-PG

3:07 PM

My Dinner with Anthrax

Married with Children

It's Al and Peggy's 20th anniversary and Bud and Kelly pack them off to a time-share scam in Florida so heavy metal band Anthrax can party at the Bundy house.

TV-PG

4:07 PM

No Orleans

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans without Doug's cousins.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

Hero Worship

King of Queens, The

Doug's uncle offers to back financially his desire to open a sandwich shop.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

Beer Walk

Cleveland Show, The

Cleveland invites his friend from Quahog to participate in a charity beer walk; Rallo dresses up like characters from famous horror movies.

TV-14

7:07 PM

Anchorfran

American Dad

Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.

TV-14

8:07 PM

Unincludeds, The

American Dad

Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order and Stan and Francine go on vacation in Bosnia.

TV-14

9:07 PM

One Where the Stripper Cries, The

Friends

Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.

TV-14

10:07 PM

One with Ross's Grant, The

Friends

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Sponge, The

Seinfeld

Elaine considers intimacy with her new boyfriend (Scott Patterson).

TV-PG

Friday, Jul 28
12:07 AM

Rye, The

Seinfeld

George's and Susan's parents have dinner together for the first time.

TV-PG

1:07 AM

Maternal Capacitance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A visit from Leonard's mother ends up bringing him and Penny closer.

TV-PG

2:07 AM

Sponge, The

Seinfeld

Elaine considers intimacy with her new boyfriend (Scott Patterson).

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Rye, The

Seinfeld

George's and Susan's parents have dinner together for the first time.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Episode 71040

Conan

Guests: The Cast of Veep starring Julia Louis Dreyfus, Tony Hale, Anna Chlumsky, Reid Scott, Matt Walsh, Kevin Dunn, Gary Cole, Sam Richardson, Mastodon performs.

TV-14

5:07 AM

Terminator Decoupling, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang is thrilled when they see Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles' Summer Glau is also aboard their train to San Francisco for a scientific symposium. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over having forgotten a paper he wants to present to George Smoot.

TV-PG

6:07 AM

And the Extra Work Yes

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are invited to be extras on a popular TV show shooting a scene in Han's diner, but when Caroline catches the director's eye, he offers her an actual role with strings attached.

TV-14

7:07 AM

Episode 71040

Conan

Guests: The Cast of Veep starring Julia Louis Dreyfus, Tony Hale, Anna Chlumsky, Reid Scott, Matt Walsh, Kevin Dunn, Gary Cole, Sam Richardson, Mastodon performs.

TV-14

8:07 AM

Caddy, The

Seinfeld

Kramer befriends a caddy (Armin Shimerman) who helps him improve his golf game.

TV-PG

9:07 AM

High I.Q.

Married with Children

Bud is up in arms when Kelly is invited to join a group of geniuses while Al and Jefferson try their hand at putting together a workbench and lose a few fingers in the process.

TV-PG

10:07 AM

Goodbye Girl, The

Married with Children

While Al takes a world tour via the living room couch and remote control, Kelly gets a job at the TV World theme park.

TV-PG

11:07 AM

England Show Part 1

Married with Children

The Bundys win a free trip to England but little do they know they are being set up for execution for only the death of every male Bundy can lift the curse of darkness from the English town of Lower Uncton.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

High I.Q.

Married with Children

Bud is up in arms when Kelly is invited to join a group of geniuses while Al and Jefferson try their hand at putting together a workbench and lose a few fingers in the process.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

Lush Life

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to get Carrie inebriated so he can cheat on his diet.

TV-PG

2:07 PM

Bun Dummy

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to find a tactful way of telling Carrie he does not like her new hairstyle.

TV-PG

3:07 PM

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?

Cleveland Show, The

Donna puts Cleveland's parenting skills to the test by leaving him alone with Roberta for a weekend; Rallo thinks he's invisible.

TV-14

4:07 PM

Lush Life

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to get Carrie inebriated so he can cheat on his diet.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

Daesong Heavy Industries

American Dad

Stan loses his faith in religion after Steve questions everything in the Bible. He takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented "Noah's Ark."

TV-14

6:07 PM

Livin' on a Prayer Yes

Family Guy

When Lois discovers that Stewie's sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scientists, she decides to take matters into her own hands.

TV-14

7:07 PM

Widow's Pique Yes

American Dad

When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she's a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.

TV-14

8:07 PM

One Where Estelle Dies, The

Friends

Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

Pilot

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One Where Joey Speaks French, The

Friends

Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Seven, The

Seinfeld

Jerry's girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) wears the same dress; Elaine loses a bike to Kramer.

TV-PG

Saturday, Jul 29
12:07 AM

Pilot

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

1:07 AM

Cadillac Part 1, The

Seinfeld

Jerry surprises his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) with a new Cadillac.

TV-PG

2:07 AM

Seven, The

Seinfeld

Jerry's girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) wears the same dress; Elaine loses a bike to Kramer.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Dead Hooker Juxtaposition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny feels threatened when another sexy woman moves into the apartment building and angered when she senses the guys are being taken advantage of.

TV-14

4:07 AM

Classified Materials Turbulence, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is torn between being honest or self-serving when Stuart asks his advice for an upcoming second date with Penny. Wolowitz realizes there's a crucial error in a toilet he designed for the International Space Station.

TV-PG

5:07 AM

Valve's Free to Play

ELeague

Documentary that follows three professional gamers from around the world as they compete in the inaugural International Dota 2 Championships. Commentary from renowned Dota 2 shoutcaster Toby "TobiWan" Dawson - who is featured in the film - and popular ELEAGUE host Richard Lewis will be presented alongside the documentary, taking viewers through the evolution of the game and its most coveted event.

6:07 AM

Wanderlust

George and Linda are an overextended, stressed out Manhattan couple. After George is downsized from his financial firm and Linda's depressing documentary is cancelled, they find themselves with only one option: to move in with George's awful brother in Atlanta. On the way there, George and Linda stumble upon Elysium, an idyllic community populated by colorful characters who embrace a different way of looking at things. Money? It can't buy happiness. Careers? Who needs them? Clothes? Only if you want them. Is Elysium the fresh start George and Linda need? Or will the change of perspective cause more problems than it solves?

TV-14

7:07 AM

Green Hornet, The

Britt Reid is the son of LA's most prominent and respected media magnate and perfectly happy to maintain a directionless existence on the party scene until his father mysteriously dies, leaving Britt his vast media empire. Striking an unlikely friendship with one of his father's more industrious and inventive employees, Kato, they see their chance to do something meaningful for the first time in their lives: fight crime. To get close to the criminals, they come up with the perfect cover: they'll pose as criminals themselves. Protecting the law by breaking it, Britt becomes the vigilante The Green Hornet as he and Kato hit the streets. Using all his ingenuity and skill, Kato builds the ultimate in advanced retro weaponry, The Black Beauty, an indestructible car equal parts firepower and horsepower. Rolling in a mobile fortress on wheels and striking the bad guys with Kato's clever gadgets, The Green Hornet and Kato quickly start making a name for themselves, and with the help of Britt's new secretary, Lenore Case, they begin hunting down the man who controls LA's gritty underworld: Benjamin Chudnofsky. But Chudnofsky has plans of his own: to swat down The Green Hornet once and for all.

TV-14

8:07 AM

Librarian: Quest for the Spear, The

When a brilliant student takes a job at the New York Public Library, he learns it actually involves safeguarding ancient mystic and historical treasures secretly warehoused there, protecting them from the forces of evil. When one of the artifacts, one of three sections of the Spear of Destiny, gets taken by the Serpent Brotherhood, he must track it down across the globe with the help of a female operative of the Library, skilled in the arts of self defense. They must race against the clock before the brotherhood tracks down and assembles all three sections of the spear and risk giving them the power over the world's destiny.

TV-PG

9:07 AM

Wanderlust

George and Linda are an overextended, stressed out Manhattan couple. After George is downsized from his financial firm and Linda's depressing documentary is cancelled, they find themselves with only one option: to move in with George's awful brother in Atlanta. On the way there, George and Linda stumble upon Elysium, an idyllic community populated by colorful characters who embrace a different way of looking at things. Money? It can't buy happiness. Careers? Who needs them? Clothes? Only if you want them. Is Elysium the fresh start George and Linda need? Or will the change of perspective cause more problems than it solves?

TV-14

10:07 AM

Time Traveler's Wife, The

Clare has been in love with Henry her entire life. She believes they are destined to be together, even though she never knows when they will be separated: Henry is a time traveler--cursed with a rare genetic anomaly that causes him to live his life on a shifting timeline, skipping back and forth through his lifespan with no control. Despite the fact that Henry's travels force them apart with no warning, Clare desperately tries to build a life with her one true love.

TV-14

11:07 AM

Librarian: Quest for the Spear, The

When a brilliant student takes a job at the New York Public Library, he learns it actually involves safeguarding ancient mystic and historical treasures secretly warehoused there, protecting them from the forces of evil. When one of the artifacts, one of three sections of the Spear of Destiny, gets taken by the Serpent Brotherhood, he must track it down across the globe with the help of a female operative of the Library, skilled in the arts of self defense. They must race against the clock before the brotherhood tracks down and assembles all three sections of the spear and risk giving them the power over the world's destiny.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

Admission

TV-14

1:07 PM

Time Traveler's Wife, The

Clare has been in love with Henry her entire life. She believes they are destined to be together, even though she never knows when they will be separated: Henry is a time traveler--cursed with a rare genetic anomaly that causes him to live his life on a shifting timeline, skipping back and forth through his lifespan with no control. Despite the fact that Henry's travels force them apart with no warning, Clare desperately tries to build a life with her one true love.

TV-14

2:07 PM

Wanderlust

George and Linda are an overextended, stressed out Manhattan couple. After George is downsized from his financial firm and Linda's depressing documentary is cancelled, they find themselves with only one option: to move in with George's awful brother in Atlanta. On the way there, George and Linda stumble upon Elysium, an idyllic community populated by colorful characters who embrace a different way of looking at things. Money? It can't buy happiness. Careers? Who needs them? Clothes? Only if you want them. Is Elysium the fresh start George and Linda need? Or will the change of perspective cause more problems than it solves?

TV-14

3:07 PM

Admission

TV-14

4:07 PM

Entourage

TV-14

5:07 PM

Wanderlust

George and Linda are an overextended, stressed out Manhattan couple. After George is downsized from his financial firm and Linda's depressing documentary is cancelled, they find themselves with only one option: to move in with George's awful brother in Atlanta. On the way there, George and Linda stumble upon Elysium, an idyllic community populated by colorful characters who embrace a different way of looking at things. Money? It can't buy happiness. Careers? Who needs them? Clothes? Only if you want them. Is Elysium the fresh start George and Linda need? Or will the change of perspective cause more problems than it solves?

TV-14

7:07 PM

Entourage

TV-14

8:07 PM

One with George Stephanopoulos, The

Friends

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

New Beginnings

People of Earth

After learning the members of StarCrossed were on the ship as kids, Ozzie tries to get the group back together. Disgraced FBI agent Alex Foster is sent to Beacon to investigate white-collar criminal Jonathan Walsh. A merger takes place on the ship and the aliens are under new management. Don and Kelly go to visit his "dying mother" in Iceland.

TV-MA

10:07 PM

Last One Part 2, The

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

One with George Stephanopoulos, The

Friends

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.

TV-PG

Sunday, Jul 30
12:07 AM

New Beginnings

People of Earth

After learning the members of StarCrossed were on the ship as kids, Ozzie tries to get the group back together. Disgraced FBI agent Alex Foster is sent to Beacon to investigate white-collar criminal Jonathan Walsh. A merger takes place on the ship and the aliens are under new management. Don and Kelly go to visit his "dying mother" in Iceland.

TV-MA

1:07 AM

Doll, The

Seinfeld

One of Susan's dolls looks like George's mother; Kramer turns pool shark; guest Kathy Griffin.

TV-PG

2:07 AM

Wig Master, The

Seinfeld

Jerry reconsiders buying a costly jacket by using Elaine's discount at the shop.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Sister Mercy Yes

Wrecked

After discovering the pirate's plan to harvest their organs, the survivors attempt to escape the island. Karen must make a difficult decision that echoes a moment from her past. Will the pirates remain the captains now?

TV-MA

4:07 AM

Gothowitz Deviation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard takes Raj along to check out the Goth dating scene. Sheldon uses chocolate as part of a behavior modification experiment on Penny.

TV-PG

5:07 AM

Creepy Candy Coating Corollary, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon looks forward to squaring off against the one actor from the Star Trek universe he holds enmity towards, Wil Wheaton, in a fantasy collectible card game tournament. Wolowitz cashes in on an old pact with Leonard to get Penny to set him up with a friend of hers.

TV-PG

6:07 AM

Sister Mercy Yes

Wrecked

After discovering the pirate's plan to harvest their organs, the survivors attempt to escape the island. Karen must make a difficult decision that echoes a moment from her past. Will the pirates remain the captains now?

TV-MA

7:07 AM

Admission

TV-14

8:07 AM

Entourage

TV-14

10:07 AM

Admission

TV-14

11:07 AM

One with the Blackout, The

Friends

A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

One with Mrs. Bing, The

Friends

Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

One with the Boobies, The

Friends

Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.

TV-PG

2:07 PM

One with the Blackout, The

Friends

A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.

TV-PG

3:07 PM

One with Mrs. Bing, The

Friends

Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.

TV-PG

4:07 PM

Money Talks

On the weekend of his wedding, tabloid television journalist James Russell is in need of a scoop. He finds it when a famous jewel thief, Villard, escapes from prison while handcuffed to Franklin Hatchett, a ticket scalper. Once the burglar and Franklin are separated, the latter teams up with Russell to locate a Villard's hidden cache of diamonds.

TV-14

6:07 PM

Chicago Cubs @ Milwaukee Brewers

MLB 2017 Sunday Games

9:07 PM

One with the Boobies, The

Friends

Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One with Two Parts Part 1, The

Friends

Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Rush Hour (DVS)

As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police detective Lee to find the girl. Unwilling to have their investigation invaded by a meddling outsider, the FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Detective Lee away from the case at any cost. Carter, the detective, covertly embarks on a one-man crusade to solve the case, having first distracted Lee. Within hours, Carter realises he has greatly underestimated his Hong Kong counterpart, who has seen through his ruse, given Carter the slip, and landed in the middle of the FBI's investigation. Both excluded by the FBI, these two cops from very different worlds must join forces to save the young girl.

TV-14

Monday, Jul 31
12:07 AM

Guitarist Amplification, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Penny's first big fight sees Sheldon playing mediator due to childhood trauma that's left him with an inability to be around loud verbal conflicts.

TV-PG

1:07 AM

Vengeance Formulation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Barry Kripke pranks Sheldon during his spot on NPR, leaving him with a taste for vengeance. Wolowitz, pressured by Bernadette to define their relationship, gets advice from a fantasy version of Katee Sackhoff.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Maternal Congruence, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Guitarist Amplification, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Penny's first big fight sees Sheldon playing mediator due to childhood trauma that's left him with an inability to be around loud verbal conflicts.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Vengeance Formulation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Barry Kripke pranks Sheldon during his spot on NPR, leaving him with a taste for vengeance. Wolowitz, pressured by Bernadette to define their relationship, gets advice from a fantasy version of Katee Sackhoff.

TV-14

5:07 AM

Sister Mercy Yes

Wrecked

After discovering the pirate's plan to harvest their organs, the survivors attempt to escape the island. Karen must make a difficult decision that echoes a moment from her past. Will the pirates remain the captains now?

TV-MA

6:07 AM

Poison Yes

Wrecked

After the pirates decide to stay on the island, Pack tries to negotiate a truce. Steve pitches Danny a new business venture. Pack is the captain now.

TV-MA

7:07 AM

Tony Pepperoni Yes

Wrecked

Owen and Florence deal with the return of a deadly foe. Todd makes a haunting discovery about his past after trying to fist fight Chet. I guess Owen is the captain now. Or maybe Florence again? Hard to say.

TV-MA

8:07 AM

Sister Mercy Yes

Wrecked

After discovering the pirate's plan to harvest their organs, the survivors attempt to escape the island. Karen must make a difficult decision that echoes a moment from her past. Will the pirates remain the captains now?

TV-MA

9:07 AM

Money Talks

On the weekend of his wedding, tabloid television journalist James Russell is in need of a scoop. He finds it when a famous jewel thief, Villard, escapes from prison while handcuffed to Franklin Hatchett, a ticket scalper. Once the burglar and Franklin are separated, the latter teams up with Russell to locate a Villard's hidden cache of diamonds.

TV-14

10:07 AM

Frat Chance

Married with Children

Desperate for a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity in his garage.

TV-PG

11:07 AM

Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Married with Children

When Al can't afford to pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job. Finding employment as a waitress at a burger joint, Kelly realizes why mother Peg has never worked a day in her life.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

One with All the Poker, The

Friends

The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

One with the Evil Orthodontist, The

Friends

Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.

TV-14

2:07 PM

Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Married with Children

When Al can't afford to pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job. Finding employment as a waitress at a burger joint, Kelly realizes why mother Peg has never worked a day in her life.

TV-PG

3:07 PM

One with Ross's New Girlfriend, The

Friends

Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.

TV-14

4:07 PM

One with the Evil Orthodontist, The

Friends

Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.

TV-14

5:07 PM

Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth

American Dad

When Roger breaks his ankle, Francine convinces Stan to let him play in his basketball league. Meanwhile, Steve sings a song that parodies R. Kelley's "Trapped in the Closet."

TV-14

6:07 PM

Garfield and Friends

American Dad

Stan brings President Garfield back to life in order to teach Hayley about history. Steve writes for the school newspaper.

TV-14

7:07 PM

Eat, Spray, Linda

Bob's Burgers

It's Linda's birthday and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing! Mayhem ensues as the Belchers must work together to find Linda.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

Hawk & Chick

Bob's Burgers

Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the aging star of their favorite 70Æs era samurai vs. monster movie series. When they find out that Hawk is estranged from his daughter, who co-starred as Chick in his movies with him, they decide to engineer a Hawk and Chick reunion.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

Into Fat Air Yes

Family Guy

When the successful family of Lois' ex-boyfriend, Ross Fishman, mentions that they're all climbing Mount Everest, Peter announces that the Griffins are climbing it too...and will beat the Fishmans to the top. But the Griffins are woefully unprepared for the trip.

TV-14

10:07 PM

Eat, Spray, Linda

Bob's Burgers

It's Linda's birthday and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing! Mayhem ensues as the Belchers must work together to find Linda.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Joe's Revenge (DVS)

Family Guy

Joe, Peter and Quagmire set out to capture the criminal who caused Joe's paralysis; Brian grows jealous of Quagmire's cat.

TV-14

Tuesday, Aug 1
12:08 AM

Into Fat Air Yes

Family Guy

When the successful family of Lois' ex-boyfriend, Ross Fishman, mentions that they're all climbing Mount Everest, Peter announces that the Griffins are climbing it too...and will beat the Fishmans to the top. But the Griffins are woefully unprepared for the trip.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Old Man and the Big C Yes

Family Guy

Brian overhears a doctor telling Carter that Carter has only two weeks to live, but when Lois frantically checks on her father he's mysteriously healthy - and Brian wants to know why.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Uneasy Alliance

People of Earth

Agent Foster continues her investigation into Walsh by meeting with StarCrossed. Yvonne leads a small team to search for Gerry -- unaware he's been abducted. Meanwhile, on the ship, Jeff asks Gerry for advice on how to deal with his new boss.

3:08 AM

Friends Without Benefits (DVS)

Family Guy

Meg discovers that a boy she has a crush on is gay - and that has his eye on Chris.

TV-14

4:08 AM

Episode 71045

Conan

Guests: Will Arnett, Rory Scovel, Luis Fonsi

TV-14

5:08 AM

Calzone, The

Seinfeld

George becomes his boss's pet when he shares a delicious calzone with him.

TV-PG

6:08 AM

And the Kitty Kitty Spank Spank (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max becomes smitten with an old stray cat that's been hanging around the apartment, Caroline tries to convince her they need to find it a better home. But just when they think they've found one, the cat's fate takes a turn.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 71045

Conan

Guests: Will Arnett, Rory Scovel, Luis Fonsi

TV-14

8:08 AM

Calzone, The

Seinfeld

George becomes his boss's pet when he shares a delicious calzone with him.

TV-PG

9:08 AM

Death of a Shoe Salesman

Married with Children

While shopping for a burial plot for the family, Al and Peg discover they don't have enough money, so they have to be buried in the same casket.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

Christmas

Married with Children

Al does his yearly pre-Christmas inspection of the family and can find they've done nothing wrong, which means he has to buy them presents but he has to take a job as a Department Store Santa to pay for the gifts.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

Married with Children

Al takes a fishing trip alone only to have Peg and Marcy show up and spoil his vacation.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Mr. Empty Pants

Married with Children

Peggy's unflattering cartoon makes Al a reluctant celebrity.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Christmas

Married with Children

Al does his yearly pre-Christmas inspection of the family and can find they've done nothing wrong, which means he has to buy them presents but he has to take a job as a Department Store Santa to pay for the gifts.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Window Pain

King of Queens, The

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to impress the neighbors.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Mr. Empty Pants

Married with Children

Peggy's unflattering cartoon makes Al a reluctant celebrity.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Next of Pin (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Steve start bowling together to have more quality time and Steve gets discovered for his bowling talent. Klaus holds a contest to test whether Roger or Hayley have the worse attention span.

TV-14

5:08 PM

Father's Daze (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family forgets to celebrate Father's Day, and so to make it up to Stan, they plan out the perfect day. Stan uses a CIA device to erase their memories and have them continually plan perfect days for him.

TV-14

6:08 PM

Be Careful What You Fish For Yes

Family Guy

When Peter and the guys try to salvage a sunken Mercedes-Benz, Peter half-heartedly promises a favor to a helpful dolphin (guest voice Ricky Gervais). Soon the dolphin moves to Quahog, outstays his welcome at Peter's and moves into Cleveland's house across the street. Peter tries to reunite the dolphin with his ex-wife in hopes that he'll return to the ocean, but his plan backfires and the whole dolphin family moves into Cleveland's.

TV-14

7:08 PM

One Where Heckles Dies, The

Friends

The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant, The

Friends

The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.

TV-PG

9:08 PM

One Where Ross Finds Out, The

Friends

Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

Bottle Deposit Part 2, The

Seinfeld

Jerry's mechanic steals his car; Kramer plans to return used bottles to Michigan.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Bozeman Reaction, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

A robbery of their apartment sees Leonard and Sheldon call on their friends to devise a security system.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Aug 2
12:08 AM

Precious Fragmentation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Wheaton Recurrence, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying I love you.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Cruise-ifornication (DVS)

Wrecked

After making it onto the pirate's ship (which turns out to be a Red Hot Chili Peppers tribute band cruise), the survivors divide after some get showers and some don't. Pack and Bruce form an unlikely friendship. Really you could make a case for the Red Hot Chili Peppers being the captains now.

3:08 AM

Precious Fragmentation, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Wheaton Recurrence, The Yes

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying I love you.

TV-PG

5:08 AM

Cruise-ifornication (DVS)

Wrecked

After making it onto the pirate's ship (which turns out to be a Red Hot Chili Peppers tribute band cruise), the survivors divide after some get showers and some don't. Pack and Bruce form an unlikely friendship. Really you could make a case for the Red Hot Chili Peppers being the captains now.

6:08 AM

And the Cronuts (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline start losing business to the new cronut craze (half-croissant, half-donut), they come up with their own trend: cake fries.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 71046

Conan

Guests: Holly Hunter, Natasha Lyonne, Robert Cray & Hi Rhythm

TV-14

8:08 AM

Wait Out, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine anticipate dating soon-to-be-single friends (Cary Elwes, Debra Messing).

TV-PG

9:08 AM

Peggy and the Pirates

Married with Children

Peg whips out a trashy romance novel to try to help Seven fall asleep and, imagining herself as the beautiful Princess Scarlett, tells of being kidnapped by Captain Courage, who bears striking resemblance to Al. When Paco, her supposed savior, develops an interest in the androgynous Cabin Boy-Girl, Scarlett turns to Captain Courage, promising to be a loyal servant who will work to feed and clothe him.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

Un-Alful Entry

Married with Children

When Al renders a burglar unconscious, he is dubbed a local hero for bravely defending his home. Trying to capitalize on his fame, Al proposes selling advertising space on his clothing. All plans are destroyed however, when he is notified the burglar is suing him for $50,000. Finally, with nothing left to lose, Al hits the burglar again hoping to reverse his losses by suing him for damage to his hand.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

'Til Death Do Us Part

Married with Children

Peg's complaints about Al's lovemaking to the girls at the beauty parlor makes him the laughing stock of the town. Trying to pull him out of his depression, Peg spreads rumors that she was ravished by him. Despite her efforts, Al still feels inadequate until he has some old flames confirm his sexual prowess. Convinced that he was once a real stud, he works his way back into shape and finally impresses Peg with his revitalized sexual vigor.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Old Insurance Dodge

Married with Children

Upon reporting that the family's dilapidated 1974 Dodge has been stolen, Al is furious to find out that the insurance will only give him $50 for the car, so he decides to add a few priceless items to the list of things that were in the missing car's trunk. When the police show up and announce that they have found the old Dodge, Al insists that he is happier with his old car back, than he would be with the multi-million dollar settlement.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Kirbed Enthusiasm

King of Queens, The

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Jung Frankenstein

King of Queens, The

Carrie tries to coax Doug's therapist into targeting his bad habits.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

To Live and Die in VA

Cleveland Show, The

Lester grows suicidal after losing his life savings in Cleveland's beer truck business; Rallo opens his own barbershop.

TV-14

4:08 PM

Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley takes Roger with her to a meditation center and he quickly takes over, becoming one of the world's leading authorities on meditation. Stan and Steve become apprentices as they are taught the art of making sushi.

TV-14

5:08 PM

Bahama Mama (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they're trying to have a baby. Steve and Klaus join a drug gang after Steve decides to take being an uncle extra seriously.

TV-14

6:08 PM

I Never Met The Dead Man (DVS)

Family Guy

Teaching Meg to drive, Peter wrecks a satellite dish; Stewie hates vegetables.

TV-14

7:08 PM

One with the Lesbian Wedding, The

Friends

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 2, The

Friends

Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.

TV-PG

9:08 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

10:08 PM

Foundation, The

Seinfeld

George is ready to move on, but Susan's parents want to keep her memory alive.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Bizzaro Jerry, The

Seinfeld

Elaine's soon-to-be former beau has two friends who resemble George and Kramer.

TV-PG

Thursday, Aug 3
12:08 AM

Staircase Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A squabble over the thermostat setting leads to Leonard going over to Penny's and recounting for her the story of how he met and moved in with Sheldon.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon calculates that he'll be dead before technology exists to download his consciousness into a robot, so he goes on a binge of healthy living and ultra-safety.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Bizzaro Jerry, The

Seinfeld

Elaine's soon-to-be former beau has two friends who resemble George and Kramer.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Staircase Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A squabble over the thermostat setting leads to Leonard going over to Penny's and recounting for her the story of how he met and moved in with Sheldon.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon calculates that he'll be dead before technology exists to download his consciousness into a robot, so he goes on a binge of healthy living and ultra-safety.

TV-PG

5:08 AM

Wedding, The

Detour, The

Instead of getting back on the road, Robin agrees to marry the southern gentleman Dr. Rob and his Russian bride but soon realizes that something is very, very, very, very wrong.

TV-MA

6:08 AM

Drop, The

Detour, The

Nate needs to take a detour to Salvation, Florida where it's Christmas every day of the year except on Christmas. Things get tense when the family discovers Nate has been lying to them in addition to the fact that they are being followed by government goons.

TV-MA

7:08 AM

Episode 71050

Conan

Guests: Elle Fanning, Ally Maki, James Acaster

TV-14

8:08 AM

Proposition, The

Married with Children

When Coco, a cosmetic millionairess and former girlfriend of Al's, arrives she makes an indecent proposal by offering Peggy $500,000 for one night with Al. Though both Peg and Al have reservations about the proposal, they agree to do it for the children. However, after actually seeing Al in bed with Coco, Peggy reneges on the deal and returns Coco's check.

TV-PG

9:08 AM

Hood 'n the Boyz

Married with Children

Al meets his girlfriend from when he was young, and a gang seems to be bothering her. Al feels he should help her with the problem.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

Beach, The

Detour, The

Nate, Robin and the kids attempt to take down Nate's company in epic whistle blowing fashion. It won't be easy, but if there's one thing we've learned about this family is that they don't give up without at least a punch to the throat and maybe a cheap kick to the groin.

TV-MA

11:08 AM

No Chicken, No Check

Married with Children

Al quits lending his car to Kelly and Bud, who take matters into their own hands and purchase one to share. But when both make plans for the drive-in, they are forced to double date, with each trying to get the other out of the car.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Scared Single

Married with Children

Al tries to counsel a new employee against marriage.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Business Affairs

King of Queens, The

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker and worries about the strength of their marriage.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Flame Resistant

King of Queens, The

Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Ship'rect

Cleveland Show, The

Cleveland befriends celebrity idol Barry Shadwell and joins his sailing team, but has a change of heart about participating in a sailing event after he and Shadwell share a kiss.

TV-14

4:08 PM

Ninety North, Zero West (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs to perform an ancient ritual.

TV-14

5:08 PM

Witches of Langley, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.

TV-14

6:08 PM

Mind Over Murder (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter is under house arrest after punching a pregnant woman he thought was a man.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One Where Eddie Moves In, The

Friends

Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

9:08 PM

One with the Bullies, The

Friends

Chandler and Joey are scared of two bullies. Phoebe meets her long-lost family members.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

Fatigues, The

Seinfeld

Jerry's new girlfriend has a mentor; Elaine must fire a troubled employee.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Chicken Roaster, The

Seinfeld

A celebrity opens a chicken restaurant in Jerry's neighborhood.

TV-PG

Friday, Aug 4
12:08 AM

One with the Bullies, The

Friends

Chandler and Joey are scared of two bullies. Phoebe meets her long-lost family members.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Desperation Emanation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon meets Amy Farrah Fowler's mother and comes to the realization he no longer wants to see Amy; and Leonard realizes everyone is in a relationship except for him.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Chicken Roaster, The

Seinfeld

A celebrity opens a chicken restaurant in Jerry's neighborhood.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Andrea Doria, The

Seinfeld

George wants a better apartment; Jerry learns Newman is hiding mail.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Episode 71052

Conan

Guests: Will Ferrell, Ha Ha Tonka

TV-14

5:08 AM

Story Two Yes

Guest Book, The

TV-MA

6:08 AM

And the Girlfriend Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han asks Max and Caroline to convince a stripper to pretend to be his girlfriend when his mother visits from Korea.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 71052

Conan

Guests: Will Ferrell, Ha Ha Tonka

TV-14

8:08 AM

Story Two Yes

Guest Book, The

TV-MA

9:08 AM

Dances with Weezy

Married with Children

Al and Jefferson avoid a theater event in order to go to a sports bar.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

Little off the Top, A

Married with Children

Al is accidentally circumcised.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

Sofa So Good

Married with Children

Al and Peggy go away for awhile, and Kelly has her boyfriend over, who happens to ruin the couch. Bud and Kelly have to replace it before Al and Peggy come back.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

How Green Was My Apple

Married with Children

The Bundy's and the D'Arcys go to war over a property line dispute.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Mentalo Case

King of Queens, The

Doug recalls his childhood toy Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Golden Moldy

King of Queens, The

Doug downplays a problem in the basement so he and Carrie can still go on a trip they have planned.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

How Green Was My Apple

Married with Children

The Bundy's and the D'Arcys go to war over a property line dispute.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Casino Normale

American Dad

Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a sexy supervillain to incite Stan to be more seductive. Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so he can take revenge on him.

TV-14

5:08 PM

Threat Levels

American Dad

After a near-death scare involving a CIA bio-toxin, Francine decides to start a job as a realtor...making more money than Stan. Also, bumfighting!

TV-14

6:08 PM

Show of Shows, The

Cleveland Show, The

After his public access television show bombs, Cleveland changes the format after studying day time talk shows with a large female demographic; Murray writes Rallo a hip hop song.

TV-14

7:08 PM

One with the Chicken Pox, The

Friends

When Phoebe catches chicken pox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

9:08 PM

Son Also Draws, The

Family Guy

Lois loses $20,000 gambling at the Indian casino.

TV-14

10:08 PM

One with the Chicken Pox, The

Friends

When Phoebe catches chicken pox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

Saturday, Aug 5
12:08 AM

One with the Jam, The

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Justice League Recombination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys get Zack and Penny to join their Justice League costume for a New Year's Eve bash at the comic book store.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Money, The

Seinfeld

Jerry's parents sell their Cadillac, thinking he needs money; J. Peterman returns.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

21-Second Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys camp out in line to see a print of Raiders of the Lost Ark with :21 extra seconds and are outraged to see Wil Wheaton and his friends being allowed to skip the line. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to their girls night.

TV-14

4:08 AM

Justice League Recombination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys get Zack and Penny to join their Justice League costume for a New Year's Eve bash at the comic book store.

TV-14

5:08 AM

Nutty Professor, The

For Professor Sherman Klump, being the big man on campus wasn't all it's cracked up to be. His body was disproportionate. His family was dysfunctional. And his love life was disastrous. Having tried everything--diets, exercise and weight loss experts--in an unsuccessful attempt to shed some of his 400 pounds, Sherman Klump invents a revolutionary fat gene formula. Testing it on himself, he discovers he's no longer the man he used to be; in fact, he's only half the man he used to be. With one swig, the gentle, painfully shy academic is transformed into the swaggering Casanova, Buddy Love--an irresistible ladies' man who can talk his way out of any predicament. This new personality gives Sherman the confidence to pursue the chemistry department's beautiful new professor, Carla Purty. Indeed everything, to Sherman's utter amazement, is beyond his most perfect dreams--until he discovers that his long-lasting creation is actually an unstable substance that can wear off at any time.

TV-PG

6:08 AM

Lego Movie, The (DVS)

Emmet is an ordinary, rules-following, perfectly average LEGO minifigure who is mistakenly identified as the most extraordinary person and the key to saving the world. He is drafted into a fellowship of strangers on an epic quest to stop an evil tyrant, a journey for which Emmet is hopelessly under-prepared.

TV-PG

7:08 AM

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps

The shy Professor Sherman Klump is getting married. And the Klump family couldn't be more delighted. His fiancee Denise is thrilled to become a Klump, and with her appetite she'll fit right in; Mama thinks it's fabulous; Papa's less grouchy; Granny's relieved that Sherman will finally be enjoying the pleasures of intimate relations; and Ernie has simmered down. But Buddy Love--well, Buddy that's another matter. Professor Klump's ferocious alter ego Buddy Love breaks loose just as Klump is getting ready to marry his colleague. Hoping to finally rid himself of the monstrous Buddy, Klump decides to utilize Denise's cutting-edge DNA research and extract Buddy's DNA from his system. But Buddy reacts by laying claim to the professor's astounding invention -- a revolutionary youth serum -- which Klump then hides in his family's home. But Buddy locates the "youth juice" and makes off with it, forcing Klump into a desperate race against time that may restore his family and win him back the woman he loves.

TV-14

8:08 AM

Nutty Professor, The

For Professor Sherman Klump, being the big man on campus wasn't all it's cracked up to be. His body was disproportionate. His family was dysfunctional. And his love life was disastrous. Having tried everything--diets, exercise and weight loss experts--in an unsuccessful attempt to shed some of his 400 pounds, Sherman Klump invents a revolutionary fat gene formula. Testing it on himself, he discovers he's no longer the man he used to be; in fact, he's only half the man he used to be. With one swig, the gentle, painfully shy academic is transformed into the swaggering Casanova, Buddy Love--an irresistible ladies' man who can talk his way out of any predicament. This new personality gives Sherman the confidence to pursue the chemistry department's beautiful new professor, Carla Purty. Indeed everything, to Sherman's utter amazement, is beyond his most perfect dreams--until he discovers that his long-lasting creation is actually an unstable substance that can wear off at any time.

TV-PG

9:08 AM

How They Met

Everybody Loves Raymond

As they prepare Ally for a play date, Ray and Debra reminisce about when they first met.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

You Bet

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank's sudden jovial mood makes Ray suspicious.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

Sex Talk

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra consult Frank and Marie about what an older couple's sex life should be.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

How They Met

Everybody Loves Raymond

As they prepare Ally for a play date, Ray and Debra reminisce about when they first met.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

You Bet

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank's sudden jovial mood makes Ray suspicious.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Sex Talk

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra consult Frank and Marie about what an older couple's sex life should be.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

She's the Man

It's hard enough being the nerdy new guy on campus without also being the new girl on campus, who has fallen for the coolest guy on campus, who is totally obsessed with the most beautiful girl on campus, who is "crushing" on the nerdy new guy on campus. Viola Johnson had her own good reasons for disguising herself as her twin brother Sebastian and enrolling in his place at his new boarding school, Illyria Prep. She was counting on Sebastian being AWOL from school, while he tried to break into the music scene in London. What she didn't count on was falling in love with her hot roommate, Duke, who in turn only has eyes for the beautiful Olivia. Making matters worse, Olivia is starting to fall for Sebastian, who--for reasons Olivia couldn't begin to guess--appears to be the sensitive type of guy she'd always dreamed of meeting. If things weren't complicated enough, the real Sebastian has come back from London two days earlier than expected and arrives on campus having no clue that he's been replaced--by his own twin sister.

TV-14

4:08 PM

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps

The shy Professor Sherman Klump is getting married. And the Klump family couldn't be more delighted. His fiancee Denise is thrilled to become a Klump, and with her appetite she'll fit right in; Mama thinks it's fabulous; Papa's less grouchy; Granny's relieved that Sherman will finally be enjoying the pleasures of intimate relations; and Ernie has simmered down. But Buddy Love--well, Buddy that's another matter. Professor Klump's ferocious alter ego Buddy Love breaks loose just as Klump is getting ready to marry his colleague. Hoping to finally rid himself of the monstrous Buddy, Klump decides to utilize Denise's cutting-edge DNA research and extract Buddy's DNA from his system. But Buddy reacts by laying claim to the professor's astounding invention -- a revolutionary youth serum -- which Klump then hides in his family's home. But Buddy locates the "youth juice" and makes off with it, forcing Klump into a desperate race against time that may restore his family and win him back the woman he loves.

TV-14

5:08 PM

Nutty Professor, The

For Professor Sherman Klump, being the big man on campus wasn't all it's cracked up to be. His body was disproportionate. His family was dysfunctional. And his love life was disastrous. Having tried everything--diets, exercise and weight loss experts--in an unsuccessful attempt to shed some of his 400 pounds, Sherman Klump invents a revolutionary fat gene formula. Testing it on himself, he discovers he's no longer the man he used to be; in fact, he's only half the man he used to be. With one swig, the gentle, painfully shy academic is transformed into the swaggering Casanova, Buddy Love--an irresistible ladies' man who can talk his way out of any predicament. This new personality gives Sherman the confidence to pursue the chemistry department's beautiful new professor, Carla Purty. Indeed everything, to Sherman's utter amazement, is beyond his most perfect dreams--until he discovers that his long-lasting creation is actually an unstable substance that can wear off at any time.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

One with Frank Jr., The

Friends

Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One with the Race Car Bed, The

Friends

Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, The

Friends

Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.

TV-14

9:08 PM

One with Frank Jr., The

Friends

Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

Susie, The

Seinfeld

Elaine creates an alternate persona at work; George tries to keep a girlfriend.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, The

Friends

Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.

TV-14

Sunday, Aug 6
12:08 AM

Benefactor Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

After meeting at a fundraising gala, an aged but wealthy, Caltech donor makes Leonard ponder if he's willing to have sex with her to secure another donation.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Susie, The

Seinfeld

Elaine creates an alternate persona at work; George tries to keep a girlfriend.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

English Patient, The

Seinfeld

Jerry lifts weights with his parents' Florida neighbor (Lloyd Bridges).

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Benefactor Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

After meeting at a fundraising gala, an aged but wealthy, Caltech donor makes Leonard ponder if he's willing to have sex with her to secure another donation.

TV-14

4:08 AM

Story Two Yes

Guest Book, The

TV-MA

5:08 AM

And the "It" Hole (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's date is a no-show after promising to take her to one of the city's hippest new restaurants, so she and Max decide to take advantage of the hard-to-get reservation.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Cruise-ifornication (DVS)

Wrecked

After making it onto the pirate's ship (which turns out to be a Red Hot Chili Peppers tribute band cruise), the survivors divide after some get showers and some don't. Pack and Bruce form an unlikely friendship. Really you could make a case for the Red Hot Chili Peppers being the captains now.

7:08 AM

Story Two Yes

Guest Book, The

TV-MA

8:08 AM

And the "It" Hole (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's date is a no-show after promising to take her to one of the city's hippest new restaurants, so she and Max decide to take advantage of the hard-to-get reservation.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice, The

This new adventure follows Flynn (Noah Wyle) on the trail of a conspiracy that involves the notorious vampire, Prince Vlad Dracul. Once again, he must overcome his fears and protect one of the world's most sacred artifacts, The Judas Chalice, or face the consequences of it falling into the wrong hands.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends, The

Friends

When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide to become friends with dire consequences.

TV-14

11:08 AM

One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break Part 1, The

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

One Without the Ski Trip, The

Friends

Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Shanghai Noon

Acrobatic Chinese Imperial Guard Chon Wang comes to America to rescue beautiful, kidnapped Princess Pei Pei. Upon transporting her ransom, Chon finds himself on the very train that Roy O'Bannon, an outlaw of dubious competence, plans to rob. They reluctantly become partners when faced with bad-seed Marshall Van Cleef who'd rather neither one of them make it off the train alive.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Batman Begins

How does one man change the world? It's a question that haunts Bruce Wayne like the specter of his parents, gunned down before his eyes in the streets of Gotham on a night that changed his life forever. Tormented by guilt and anger, battling the demons that feed his desire for revenge and his need to honor his parents' altruistic legacy, the disillusioned industrial heir vanished from Gotham and secretly travels the world, seeking the means to fight injustice and turn fear against those who prey on the fearful. In his quest to elucidate himself in the ways of the criminal mind, Bruce is mentored by a mysterious man called Ducard in the mastery of the physical and mental disciplines that will empower him to fight the evil he has vowed to destroy. He soon finds himself the target of recruiting efforts by the League of Shadows, a powerful, subversive vigilante group headed by enigmatic leader Ra's al Ghul. Bruce returns to Gotham to find the city devoured by rampant crime and corruption. Wayne Enterprises, his family's former bastion of philanthropic business ideals, now rests in the hands of CEO Richard Earle, a man more concerned with taking the company public than serving the public good. Meanwhile, Bruce's close childhood friend Rachel Dawes, now an Assistant District Attorney, can't secure a conviction of the city's most notorious criminals because the justice system has been so deeply polluted by scum like crime boss Carmine Falcone. It doesn't help that prominent Gotham psychiatrist Dr. Jonathan Crane bolsters insanity defenses for Falcone's thugs in exchange for nefarious favors that serve his own devious agenda.

TV-14

6:08 PM

Washington Nationals @ Chicago Cubs

MLB 2017 Sunday Games

9:08 PM

One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends, The

Friends

When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide to become friends with dire consequences.

TV-14

10:08 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break Part 1, The

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

One Without the Ski Trip, The

Friends

Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.

TV-PG

Monday, Aug 7
12:08 AM

One with the Tiny T-Shirt, The

Friends

Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Yes

Young adventurer Sean receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist--a place of strange life forms, mountains of gold, deadly volcanoes, and more than one astonishing secret. Unable to stop him from going, Sean's new stepfather joins the quest. Together with a helicopter pilot and his beautiful, strong-willed daughter, they set out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shock waves force the island under the sea and bury its treasures forever.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Story Two Yes

Guest Book, The

TV-MA

4:08 AM

And the Pastry Porn (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max applies to the Manhattan School of Pastry and bakes a tart for the entrance exam.

TV-14

5:08 AM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Yes

Captain Jack Sparrow is caught up in another tangled web of supernatural intrigue. Although the curse of the Black Pearl has been lifted, an even more terrifying threat looms over its captain and scurvy crew: it turns out that Jack owes a blood debt to the legendary Davy Jones, ruler of the ocean depths, who captains the ghostly Flying Dutchman, which no other ship can match in speed and stealth. Unless the ever-crafty Jack figures a cunning way out of this Faustian pact, he will be cursed to an afterlife of eternal servitude and damnation in the service of Jones. This startling development interrupts the wedding plans of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann, who once again find themselves thrust into Jack's misadventures, leading to escalating confrontations with sea monsters, very unfriendly islanders, flamboyant soothsayer Tia Dalma and even the mysterious appearance of Will's long-lost father, Bootstrap Bill. Meanwhile, ruthless pirate hunter Lord Cutler Beckett of the East India Trading Company sets his sights on retrieving the fabled Dead Man's Chest. According to legend, whoever possesses the Dead Man's Chest gains control of Davy Jones, and Beckett intends to use this awesome power to destroy every last Pirate of the Caribbean once and for all. For times are changing on the high seas, with businessmen and bureaucrats becoming the true pirates and freewheeling, fun-loving buccaneers like Jack and his crew threatened with extinction.

TV-PG

6:08 AM

Story Two Yes

Guest Book, The

TV-MA

7:08 AM

And the Pastry Porn (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max applies to the Manhattan School of Pastry and bakes a tart for the entrance exam.

TV-14

8:08 AM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Yes

Captain Jack Sparrow is caught up in another tangled web of supernatural intrigue. Although the curse of the Black Pearl has been lifted, an even more terrifying threat looms over its captain and scurvy crew: it turns out that Jack owes a blood debt to the legendary Davy Jones, ruler of the ocean depths, who captains the ghostly Flying Dutchman, which no other ship can match in speed and stealth. Unless the ever-crafty Jack figures a cunning way out of this Faustian pact, he will be cursed to an afterlife of eternal servitude and damnation in the service of Jones. This startling development interrupts the wedding plans of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann, who once again find themselves thrust into Jack's misadventures, leading to escalating confrontations with sea monsters, very unfriendly islanders, flamboyant soothsayer Tia Dalma and even the mysterious appearance of Will's long-lost father, Bootstrap Bill. Meanwhile, ruthless pirate hunter Lord Cutler Beckett of the East India Trading Company sets his sights on retrieving the fabled Dead Man's Chest. According to legend, whoever possesses the Dead Man's Chest gains control of Davy Jones, and Beckett intends to use this awesome power to destroy every last Pirate of the Caribbean once and for all. For times are changing on the high seas, with businessmen and bureaucrats becoming the true pirates and freewheeling, fun-loving buccaneers like Jack and his crew threatened with extinction.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

D'Arcy Files, The

Married with Children

Jefferson reveals his past life as a spy.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

Ride Scare

Married with Children

Al becomes an environmental hero and celebrity.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Friends

Six young people, on their own and struggling to survive in the real world, find the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to be the perfect antidote to the pressures of life.

1:08 PM

Friends

Six young people, on their own and struggling to survive in the real world, find the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to be the perfect antidote to the pressures of life.

2:08 PM

Friends

Six young people, on their own and struggling to survive in the real world, find the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to be the perfect antidote to the pressures of life.

3:08 PM

One with a Chick and a Duck, The

Friends

When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

One with Ross's Thing, The

Friends

Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

One at the Beach, The

Friends

The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

Homeland Insecurity

American Dad

When a new set of Iranian neighbors sends Stan off in a whirl of suspicion that leads to the destruction of Francine's block party, he must find a way to conquer the foreign threat and make it up to her at the same time.

TV-14

7:08 PM

BFFs

Cleveland Show, The

Cleveland takes his friends on a canoeing trip, where the guys encounter a group of deviant hillbillies; Donna enters Rollo in a quiz tournament to prove he's as smart as the other kids.

TV-14

8:08 PM

Francine's Flashback

American Dad

After a forgotten anniversary leads Stan to submit Francine for memory erasure at the CIA, she reverts twenty years back instead of twenty minutes, becoming once again the wild child she used to be.

TV-14

9:08 PM

Homeland Insecurity

American Dad

When a new set of Iranian neighbors sends Stan off in a whirl of suspicion that leads to the destruction of Francine's block party, he must find a way to conquer the foreign threat and make it up to her at the same time.

TV-14

10:08 PM

Land Ship, The

Bob's Burgers

The upcoming Land Ship parade could mean increased business for Bob, until he learns that two port-o-potties will be placed in front of the restaurant. Meanwhile, Tina learns from her friends that she's boring, so she joins up with Jordan who has been vandalizing the school with graffiti. But when Jordan wants to spray graffiti on the Land Ship, Tina must decide between ruining the parade and disappointing her new crush.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Gayle Makin' Bob Sled

Bob's Burgers

When Gayle is injured, Linda sends Bob off to pick her up so that she doesn't miss out on the Thanksgiving festivities. But an unexpected snowstorm derails his trip home, and his epic plan to prepare the turkey is foiled. Bob then must put the fate of the turkey and the Belcher Thanksgiving in Linda's hands and spend time bonding with his sister-in-law.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Aug 8
12:08 AM

Brian's Play (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian's dreams come true when he writes a play and it's a hit...but his happiness evaporates when Stewie writes a better play in one night.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Valentine's Day in Quahog (DVS)

Family Guy

This Valentine's Day episode features a series of comic vignettes centered around the residents of Quahog.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Call Girl (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter loses the family's money, Lois takes a job as a phone sex operator.

TV-14

3:08 AM

12 and a Half Angry Men (DVS)

Family Guy

Mayor West goes on trial for murder after his aide is found stabbed to death.

TV-14

4:08 AM

Total Recall (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter discovers that he's anything but irreplaceable when Lois begins hanging out with his friends; Stewie and Brian embark on a mission to reunite Stewie with his teddy bear.

TV-14

5:08 AM

Gerry's Return

People of Earth

Gerry returns to Earth but Yvonne has a rule about not dating other experiencers, putting their romantic relationship in jeopardy. Gerry returns to StarCrossed, excited to be a full-fledged member. Father Doug and Chelsea go on their first real date...secretly and in another town. Ozzie and Agent Foster make contact with Jonathan Walsh.

6:08 AM

And the Big But (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max wants to be more than friends with her pastry school partner; Caroline remains attracted to her married teacher.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 71061

Conan

TV-14

8:08 AM

Nap, The

Seinfeld

George discovers how to take a nap at work and not get caught.

TV-PG

9:08 AM

And the Life After Death (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline learns that her childhood nanny passed away and brings Max with her to attend the funeral. But once there she discovers that the woman never spoke of Caroline to her own family.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

Al Goes Deep

Married with Children

A football star's romance with Kelly jeopardizes Jefferson's lifesaving wager on a big game.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

Shoeway to Heaven

Married with Children

Al and Jefferson become vintage shoe entrepreneurs.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Kelly Breaks Out

Married with Children

An untimely pimple threatens Kelly's acting career.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Al Goes Deep

Married with Children

A football star's romance with Kelly jeopardizes Jefferson's lifesaving wager on a big game.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Animal Attraction

King of Queens, The

Doug ruins St. Valentine's Day when he cancels a dinner with Carrie to transport penguins to Albany.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Kelly Breaks Out

Married with Children

An untimely pimple threatens Kelly's acting career.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Attention Deficit

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Animal Attraction

King of Queens, The

Doug ruins St. Valentine's Day when he cancels a dinner with Carrie to transport penguins to Albany.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

Nightmare on Grace Street, A

Cleveland Show, The

On Halloween...Donna forces Cleveland and Rallo to spend a night in a spooky abandoned house; Roberta attempts to choose between a boy she thinks is a vampire and a boy she thinks is a werewolf.

TV-14

7:08 PM

Friends

Six young people, on their own and struggling to survive in the real world, find the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to be the perfect antidote to the pressures of life.

8:08 PM

Friends

Six young people, on their own and struggling to survive in the real world, find the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to be the perfect antidote to the pressures of life.

9:08 PM

Friends (DVS)

Six young people, on their own and struggling to survive in the real world, find the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to be the perfect antidote to the pressures of life.

10:08 PM

Muffin Tops, The

Seinfeld

Elaine becomes a partner in a muffin business; Jerry shaves his chest.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

One with the Dirty Girl, The

Friends

Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Aug 9
12:08 AM

Wildebeest Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj makes an attempt to cure his phobia of talking to women; and Penny spies on Leonard and Priya with the help of Bernadette.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Muffin Tops, The

Seinfeld

Elaine becomes a partner in a muffin business; Jerry shaves his chest.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Herb Garden Germination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy decide to start rumors about themselves as a social test. Meanwhile, Howard takes his relationship with Bernadette to an even higher level.

TV-14

3:08 AM

Wildebeest Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj makes an attempt to cure his phobia of talking to women; and Penny spies on Leonard and Priya with the help of Bernadette.

TV-14

4:08 AM

Episode 71062 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

5:08 AM

Speed (DVS)

Wrecked

After Todd and Jess decide to get married "for reals," Florence and Owen struggle to define their new romance. Casey returns to officiate the wedding. Pack and Steve make a discovery that threatens to tear them apart. Bruce steers the boat, so he's literally the captain now.

6:08 AM

And the Icing on the Cake (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Deke invites Max's friends over to his dumpster house, Caroline learns a big secret about his background.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 71062 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

8:08 AM

Butter Shave, The

Seinfeld

Jerry gets upset when a lame comic follows his act; Kramer uses butter.

TV-PG

9:08 AM

And the Big But (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max wants to be more than friends with her pastry school partner; Caroline remains attracted to her married teacher.

TV-14

10:08 AM

Dial B for Virgin

Married with Children

Bud is tapped to run a phone hot line for virgins.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

No Pot to Pease In

Married with Children

The Bundys and D'Arcys discover a new TV show modeled after their lives.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Business Sucks Part 1

Married with Children

Al refuses to allow breast feeding in the shoe store.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Cowardly Lyin'

King of Queens, The

Doug gets caught lying to avoid going to the opera.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

No Pot to Pease In

Married with Children

The Bundys and D'Arcys discover a new TV show modeled after their lives.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Man for No Seasons, A

Married with Children

Al and his friends decide to remedy the professional baseball strike themselves.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Cowardly Lyin'

King of Queens, The

Doug gets caught lying to avoid going to the opera.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Driving Reign

King of Queens, The

Doug reluctantly agrees to give his cousin a recommendation to be promoted to driver at IPS.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

Da Boom (DVS)

Family Guy

Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection.

TV-14

7:08 PM

Story Two Yes

Guest Book, The

TV-MA

8:08 PM

Friends (DVS)

Six young people, on their own and struggling to survive in the real world, find the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to be the perfect antidote to the pressures of life.

9:08 PM

Friends (DVS)

Six young people, on their own and struggling to survive in the real world, find the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to be the perfect antidote to the pressures of life.

10:08 PM

Serenity Now, The

Seinfeld

Jerry's new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin) encourages him to express his emotions.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Junk Mail, The

Seinfeld

Jerry agrees to perform for a car company in exchange for a new car.

TV-PG

Thursday, Aug 10
12:08 AM

One with Joey's Dirty Day, The

Friends

Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot. Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favor.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Serenity Now, The

Seinfeld

Jerry's new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin) encourages him to express his emotions.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Junk Mail, The

Seinfeld

Jerry agrees to perform for a car company in exchange for a new car.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Pulled Groin Extrapolation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Attending a co-worker's wedding, Leonard and Amy (MAYIM BIALIK) get to know each other better, while Howard and Bernadette spend the weekend with Mrs. Wolowitz!

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Episode 71063 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

5:08 AM

All's Not Lost Yes

Wrecked

A striking British special forces agent leads a daring rescue after a commercial flight crash-lands on an uninhabited island. The survivors make a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

6:08 AM

Always Meant to See That Yes

Wrecked

Todd, Danny and Owen investigate the other islanders after unearthing a troubling suitcase. Pack, Emma, and Florence are faced with the ultimate choice. In addition, the survivors make a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

7:08 AM

Tubthumping Yes

Wrecked

The survivors hold an election. Danny and Todd face off in a battle of the liver. On top of that, the island makes a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

8:08 AM

All's Not Lost Yes

Wrecked

A striking British special forces agent leads a daring rescue after a commercial flight crash-lands on an uninhabited island. The survivors make a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

9:08 AM

Always Meant to See That Yes

Wrecked

Todd, Danny and Owen investigate the other islanders after unearthing a troubling suitcase. Pack, Emma, and Florence are faced with the ultimate choice. In addition, the survivors make a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

10:08 AM

Tubthumping Yes

Wrecked

The survivors hold an election. Danny and Todd face off in a battle of the liver. On top of that, the island makes a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

11:08 AM

I Want My Psycho Dad Part 2

Married with Children

The No Ma'am men take their Psycho Dad protest to Washington, D.C.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked, The

Married with Children

Al and his friends are forced to take their wives to a strip club.

TV-PG