DVS Offerings

Friday, Jun 22
12:06 AM

Dinner Party, The

Seinfeld

The gang shops for last-minute gifts for a dinner party.

TV-PG

1:06 AM

Brain Bowl Incubation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A successful gene experiment leaves Sheldon excited to procreate with Amy, and he pulls out all stops to get her on board. Meanwhile, Raj is reluctant to reveal what the new woman in his life does for a living.

TV-PG

2:06 AM

Stall, The

Seinfeld

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend (Dan Cortese); guest Jami Gertz.

TV-PG

3:06 AM

Dinner Party, The

Seinfeld

The gang shops for last-minute gifts for a dinner party.

TV-PG

4:06 AM

Episode 81143

Conan

Guests: Bill Hader, Alexandra Shipp, Natalie Prass

TV-14

5:06 AM

Halle Berry vs. James Corden and Usher vs. Anthony Anderson

Drop the Mic

Welcome to Drop The Mic, where celebrities go head-to-head in a rap battle you never knew you wanted to see. Tonight - James Corden takes on Halle Berry and Usher faces funnyman Anthony Anderson in a lyrical duel. No matter who wins - it's gonna get personal.

TV-14

6:06 AM

Niecy Nash vs. Cedric the Entertainer and Liam Payne vs. Jason Derulo

Drop the Mic

Niecy Nash lets the Claws come out when she faces Cedric the Entertainer, while music industry giants Jason Derulo & One Direction's Liam Payne rap battle for the pop music crown.

TV-14

7:06 AM

Episode 81143

Conan

Guests: Bill Hader, Alexandra Shipp, Natalie Prass

TV-14

8:06 AM

Halle Berry vs. James Corden and Usher vs. Anthony Anderson

Drop the Mic

Welcome to Drop The Mic, where celebrities go head-to-head in a rap battle you never knew you wanted to see. Tonight - James Corden takes on Halle Berry and Usher faces funnyman Anthony Anderson in a lyrical duel. No matter who wins - it's gonna get personal.

TV-14

9:06 AM

Niecy Nash vs. Cedric the Entertainer and Liam Payne vs. Jason Derulo

Drop the Mic

Niecy Nash lets the Claws come out when she faces Cedric the Entertainer, while music industry giants Jason Derulo & One Direction's Liam Payne rap battle for the pop music crown.

TV-14

10:06 AM

And the Blind Spot (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline must prove their cleaning skills to upstairs neighbor Sophie in order to be hired as maids for her cleaning business.

TV-14

11:06 AM

And the Kosher Cupcakes (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max tries to pass off her cupcakes as kosher when she and Caroline serve them at a boy's Bar Mitzvah.

TV-14

12:06 PM

Mild Bunch

King of Queens, The

Doug's 20th high school reunion seems like a dud until an old friend comes up with a way to retaliate for past grievances with their old principal, while Danny and Spence try to hook up with old classmates. Carrie and Arthur try to have a movie night together.

TV-14

1:06 PM

Walk, Man

King of Queens, The

In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone to take Arthur for a walk three times a week.

TV-PG

2:06 PM

Stand-In, The

Seinfeld

Kramer is a stand-in on a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

TV-PG

3:06 PM

Mild Bunch

King of Queens, The

Doug's 20th high school reunion seems like a dud until an old friend comes up with a way to retaliate for past grievances with their old principal, while Danny and Spence try to hook up with old classmates. Carrie and Arthur try to have a movie night together.

TV-14

4:06 PM

Walk, Man

King of Queens, The

In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone to take Arthur for a walk three times a week.

TV-PG

5:06 PM

One with Rachel's Book, The

Friends

Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.

TV-PG

6:06 PM

One with the Ring, The

Friends

Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.

TV-PG

7:06 PM

One with the Proposal Part 2, The

Friends

Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.

TV-PG

8:06 PM

One with Rachel's Book, The

Friends

Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.

TV-PG

9:06 PM

One with Rachel's Assistant, The

Friends

Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.

TV-PG

10:06 PM

One with the Nap Partners, The

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honor but Monica doesn't want to make the decision. Chandler tries to apologize to a girlfriend from his youth.

TV-PG

11:06 PM

House of 1000 Bounces

Bob's Burgers

When there is a bounce house crisis at regular-sized Rudy's birthday party, the Belcher kids devise a scheme to save the day. Meanwhile, Bob deals with an unexpected guest at the restaurant and is forced to come to terms with a longstanding fear.

TV-PG

Saturday, Jun 23
12:06 AM

Now You See Me (DVS)

When four talented magicians join forces, they mesmerize an international audience with a series of daring heists that has the law scrambling to anticipate their next big crime.

TV-14

1:06 AM

Finer Strings, The (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins attend Meg's talent show, where Peter becomes infatuated with the violin. Peter encourages Cleveland, Joe, and Quagmire to take up instruments so they can start a string quartet.

TV-14

2:06 AM

House of 1000 Bounces

Bob's Burgers

When there is a bounce house crisis at regular-sized Rudy's birthday party, the Belcher kids devise a scheme to save the day. Meanwhile, Bob deals with an unexpected guest at the restaurant and is forced to come to terms with a longstanding fear.

TV-PG

3:06 AM

Now You See Me (DVS)

When four talented magicians join forces, they mesmerize an international audience with a series of daring heists that has the law scrambling to anticipate their next big crime.

TV-14

5:06 AM

Ender's Game

A hostile alien race have attacked Earth and only the legendary heroics of International Fleet Commander Mazer Rackham has saved the planet. In preparation for the next attack, the International Military are training only the best children to find the next hero and brilliant and shy Ender Wigginis pulled out of his school to join the elite at Battle School. Ender distinguishes himself and becomes the military's next great hope. He is promoted to Command School and trained by Rackham himself, to lead the epic battle that will determine the future of Earth and save the human race.

TV-14

6:06 AM

Street Fighter Invitational Group D

ELEAGUE

Group D is Group Daigo. The undisputed greatest player in the long history of Street Fighter, Daigo Umehara. Infiltration. The villainous Fchamp. This group is TOO MUCH.

7:06 AM

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (DVS)

Percy Jackson isn't feeling very heroic. The half-human son of Poseidon, the Greek god of the sea, once saved the world, but Percy's starting to think that might have been a fluke. Is he a flash in the pan a one-quest wonder? When Percy learns he has a half-brother who's a monster, he wonders if being the son of Poseidon might be more of a curse than a blessing.

TV-PG

8:06 AM

Ender's Game

A hostile alien race have attacked Earth and only the legendary heroics of International Fleet Commander Mazer Rackham has saved the planet. In preparation for the next attack, the International Military are training only the best children to find the next hero and brilliant and shy Ender Wigginis pulled out of his school to join the elite at Battle School. Ender distinguishes himself and becomes the military's next great hope. He is promoted to Command School and trained by Rackham himself, to lead the epic battle that will determine the future of Earth and save the human race.

TV-14

9:06 AM

Hood, the Bud and the Kelly Part 2, The

Married with Children

In order to save his life, Bud must finish his exercise video on time.

TV-PG

10:06 AM

Agony and the Extra C, The

Married with Children

A Jefferson anniversary surprise is ruined when a drunken tattoo artist misspells Marcy's name.

TV-PG

11:06 AM

Stepmom (DVS)

Jackie and Isabel have nothing in common. One is the ideal mother and the other struggles to be any kind of mother until circumstances force them to share a family and put aside their mutual hostility for the sake of the children. They discover how precious life, love and the ties that bind them really are in this tale about the intricate circumstances surrounding what happens when a man's new wife learns from his former wife that she is terminally ill with cancer.

TV-PG

12:06 PM

Hood, the Bud and the Kelly Part 2, The

Married with Children

In order to save his life, Bud must finish his exercise video on time.

TV-PG

1:06 PM

Agony and the Extra C, The

Married with Children

A Jefferson anniversary surprise is ruined when a drunken tattoo artist misspells Marcy's name.

TV-PG

2:06 PM

Stepmom (DVS)

Jackie and Isabel have nothing in common. One is the ideal mother and the other struggles to be any kind of mother until circumstances force them to share a family and put aside their mutual hostility for the sake of the children. They discover how precious life, love and the ties that bind them really are in this tale about the intricate circumstances surrounding what happens when a man's new wife learns from his former wife that she is terminally ill with cancer.

TV-PG

4:06 PM

Date Night

Dragged down by the daily grind, suburbanites Phil and Claire try to invigorate their marriage by visiting a trendy Manhattan bistro. They get more than romance when mistaken identity hurtles them into an incredible adventure involving corrupt cops, a mob boss and a crazy cab driver.

TV-14

5:06 PM

Monster-In-Law (DVS)

The love life of Charlotte (Jennifer Lopez) is reduced to an endless string of disastrous blind dates, until she meets the perfect man, Kevin. (Michael Vartan) Unfortunately, his merciless mother (Jane Fonda) will do anything to destroy their relationship.

TV-14

6:06 PM

One with All the Candy, The

Friends

Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.

TV-PG

7:06 PM

One Where They're Up All Night, The

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

8:06 PM

One Where They All Turn Thirty, The

Friends

Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.

TV-PG

9:06 PM

One with All the Candy, The

Friends

Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.

TV-PG

10:06 PM

One Where They're Up All Night, The

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

11:06 PM

One Where They All Turn Thirty, The

Friends

Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.

TV-PG

Sunday, Jun 24
12:06 AM

One with the Truth About London, The

Friends

Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.

TV-PG

1:06 AM

Raincoats Part 1, The

Seinfeld

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires. George sells his dad's clothes.

TV-PG

2:06 AM

Opposite, The

Seinfeld

George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; guests Dedee Pfeiffer, Regis Philbin, Kathie Lee Gifford; French Stewart.

TV-PG

3:06 AM

Gambling with the Realest G

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Seth Rogen talks "Canadian bakin,'" Aubrey Plaza puts us under her "spell," and we help Kevin Smith find his letters. Snoop takes us to church and we find out "Who's the O.G." when a model and a marketing professional compete for a chance to play for $50,000 on Snoop's big-ass slot machine.

TV-14

4:06 AM

Emotion Detection Automation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon learns about an MIT invention that can help read people's emotions and decides to test it. Meanwhile, Leonard has trouble hiding his emotions when Penny announces her brother is going to visit; and Raj gathers former girlfriends to ask for their dating advice.

TV-PG

5:06 AM

Date Night

Dragged down by the daily grind, suburbanites Phil and Claire try to invigorate their marriage by visiting a trendy Manhattan bistro. They get more than romance when mistaken identity hurtles them into an incredible adventure involving corrupt cops, a mob boss and a crazy cab driver.

TV-14

6:06 AM

Gambling with the Realest G

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Seth Rogen talks "Canadian bakin,'" Aubrey Plaza puts us under her "spell," and we help Kevin Smith find his letters. Snoop takes us to church and we find out "Who's the O.G." when a model and a marketing professional compete for a chance to play for $50,000 on Snoop's big-ass slot machine.

TV-14

7:06 AM

How to Be Single

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

8:06 AM

Date Night

Dragged down by the daily grind, suburbanites Phil and Claire try to invigorate their marriage by visiting a trendy Manhattan bistro. They get more than romance when mistaken identity hurtles them into an incredible adventure involving corrupt cops, a mob boss and a crazy cab driver.

TV-14

10:06 AM

How to Be Single

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

11:06 AM

Secret Garden

King of Queens, The

Carrie's relationship with her gynecologist (Judge Reinhold) is in jeopardy when Doug's cousin charges the doctor more than he quoted for landscaping work.

TV-14

12:06 PM

One with Joey's Award, The

Friends

Joey overreacts at a daytime drama awards show.

TV-PG

1:06 PM

One with Rachel's Big Kiss, The

Friends

Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister. Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos.

TV-PG

2:06 PM

Secret Garden

King of Queens, The

Carrie's relationship with her gynecologist (Judge Reinhold) is in jeopardy when Doug's cousin charges the doctor more than he quoted for landscaping work.

TV-14

3:06 PM

One with Joey's Award, The

Friends

Joey overreacts at a daytime drama awards show.

TV-PG

4:06 PM

Fool's Gold

Ben "Finn" Finnegan is a good-natured, surf bum-turned-treasure hunter who is obsessed with finding the legendary 18th century Queen's Dowry, 40 chests of exotic treasure, that was lost at sea in 1715. In his quest, Finn has sunk everything he has, including his marriage to Tess Finnegan and his more-rusty-than-trusty salvage boat, Booty Calls. Just as Tess has begun to rebuild her life, working aboard a mega-yacht owned by billionaire Nigel Honeycutt, Finn discovers a vital clue to the treasure's whereabouts. Certain that his luck will change with the newfound information, Finn maneuvers himself aboard Nigel's yacht and, using his good-natured charm, convinces the tycoon and his Blackberry-wielding, celebutante daughter, Gemma, to join him in the pursuit of the Spanish treasure. Against Tess' better judgment, the search rekindles her love of discovery. But they are not the only ones after the treasure. Finn's mentor-turned-nemesis Moe Fitch has also set out to claim the prize. Let the treasure hunt begin!

TV-14

5:06 PM

Thanksgiving (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Holt and Jake must leave Amy's Thanksgiving dinner to catch a perp, Boyle steps in to save the day.

TV-14

6:06 PM

Failure to Launch (DVS)

Tripp has never been able to leave the nest. He's always had some reason or other to stay, but now, his desperate parents have finally had enough. They hire the gorgeous and talented girl of his dreams to get him to move out of the house.

TV-14

7:06 PM

Fool's Gold

Ben "Finn" Finnegan is a good-natured, surf bum-turned-treasure hunter who is obsessed with finding the legendary 18th century Queen's Dowry, 40 chests of exotic treasure, that was lost at sea in 1715. In his quest, Finn has sunk everything he has, including his marriage to Tess Finnegan and his more-rusty-than-trusty salvage boat, Booty Calls. Just as Tess has begun to rebuild her life, working aboard a mega-yacht owned by billionaire Nigel Honeycutt, Finn discovers a vital clue to the treasure's whereabouts. Certain that his luck will change with the newfound information, Finn maneuvers himself aboard Nigel's yacht and, using his good-natured charm, convinces the tycoon and his Blackberry-wielding, celebutante daughter, Gemma, to join him in the pursuit of the Spanish treasure. Against Tess' better judgment, the search rekindles her love of discovery. But they are not the only ones after the treasure. Finn's mentor-turned-nemesis Moe Fitch has also set out to claim the prize. Let the treasure hunt begin!

TV-14

8:06 PM

Pretty Woman (DVS)

The Pygmalion-like transformation of a young Los Angeles prostitute.

TV-14

9:06 PM

Failure to Launch (DVS)

Tripp has never been able to leave the nest. He's always had some reason or other to stay, but now, his desperate parents have finally had enough. They hire the gorgeous and talented girl of his dreams to get him to move out of the house.

TV-14

11:06 PM

Pretty Woman (DVS)

The Pygmalion-like transformation of a young Los Angeles prostitute.

TV-14

Monday, Jun 25
1:06 AM

Intern, The (DVS)

Ben Whittaker is a 70-year-old widower who has discovered that retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. Seizing an opportunity to get back in the game, he becomes a senior intern at an online fashion site, founded and run by Jules Ostin.

TV-14

2:06 AM

How to Be Single (DVS)

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

4:06 AM

Intern, The (DVS)

Ben Whittaker is a 70-year-old widower who has discovered that retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. Seizing an opportunity to get back in the game, he becomes a senior intern at an online fashion site, founded and run by Jules Ostin.

TV-14

6:06 AM

Failure to Launch (DVS)

Tripp has never been able to leave the nest. He's always had some reason or other to stay, but now, his desperate parents have finally had enough. They hire the gorgeous and talented girl of his dreams to get him to move out of the house.

TV-14

7:06 AM

Pretty Woman (DVS)

The Pygmalion-like transformation of a young Los Angeles prostitute.

TV-14

8:06 AM

Spring Break Part 2

Married with Children

As Al prepares to chest to see that Kelly is named Miss Spring Break, Marcy and Bud lead some burned fraternity brothers to Florida for revenge.

TV-PG

9:06 AM

Failure to Launch (DVS)

Tripp has never been able to leave the nest. He's always had some reason or other to stay, but now, his desperate parents have finally had enough. They hire the gorgeous and talented girl of his dreams to get him to move out of the house.

TV-14

10:06 AM

Bud Hits the Books

Married with Children

Bud's unauthorized use of the library threatens his graduation.

TV-PG

11:06 AM

Spring Break Part 2

Married with Children

As Al prepares to chest to see that Kelly is named Miss Spring Break, Marcy and Bud lead some burned fraternity brothers to Florida for revenge.

TV-PG

12:06 PM

One with Chandler's Dad, The

Friends

Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father. Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche.

TV-PG

1:06 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 2, The

Friends

Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. ELLIOTT GOULD, CHRISTINA PICKLES, MORGAN FAIRCHILD, GARY OLDMAN and KATHLEEN TURNER guest star.

TV-PG

2:06 PM

One with the Red Sweater, The

Friends

Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.

TV-PG

3:06 PM

One with Chandler's Dad, The

Friends

Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father. Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche.

TV-PG

4:06 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 2, The

Friends

Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. ELLIOTT GOULD, CHRISTINA PICKLES, MORGAN FAIRCHILD, GARY OLDMAN and KATHLEEN TURNER guest star.

TV-PG

5:06 PM

One with the Red Sweater, The

Friends

Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.

TV-PG

6:06 PM

One with the Videotape, The

Friends

Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.

TV-PG

7:06 PM

Wag the Hog

Bob's Burgers

When Bob's longtime friend, Critter, finds himself in jail for unpaid parking tickets, the Belchers decide to do what they can to help him out. Meanwhile, Linda takes on a babysitting job that becomes more work than she signed up for.

TV-PG

8:06 PM

Pro Tiki/Con Tiki

Bob's Burgers

When Bob's friend, Warren, comes to town, he makes an offer to invest in the restaurant. Bob is thrilled it finally could get a much-needed makeover until he learns Warren has some strong interior design choices in mind. Meanwhile, Warren's visit means one of the kids must give up their bedroom.

TV-PG

9:06 PM

Horse Rider-Er, The

Bob's Burgers

After finally convincing Bob and Linda to send her to horse camp, Tina realizes she has to part ways with Jericho, her imaginary horse. Meanwhile, Linda decides to create a restaurant camp in an attempt to make things fair for Gene and Louise.

TV-PG

10:06 PM

Wag the Hog

Bob's Burgers

When Bob's longtime friend, Critter, finds himself in jail for unpaid parking tickets, the Belchers decide to do what they can to help him out. Meanwhile, Linda takes on a babysitting job that becomes more work than she signed up for.

TV-PG

11:06 PM

Pro Tiki/Con Tiki

Bob's Burgers

When Bob's friend, Warren, comes to town, he makes an offer to invest in the restaurant. Bob is thrilled it finally could get a much-needed makeover until he learns Warren has some strong interior design choices in mind. Meanwhile, Warren's visit means one of the kids must give up their bedroom.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Jun 26
12:06 AM

Horse Rider-Er, The

Bob's Burgers

After finally convincing Bob and Linda to send her to horse camp, Tina realizes she has to part ways with Jericho, her imaginary horse. Meanwhile, Linda decides to create a restaurant camp in an attempt to make things fair for Gene and Louise.

TV-PG

1:06 AM

Space Cadet (DVS)

Family Guy

After Chris enrolls in a NASA space camp, Stewie accidentally launches the Griffins into outer space.

TV-14

2:06 AM

Giggity Wife, The (DVS)

Family Guy

After accidentally marrying a prostitute, Quagmire pretends to be gay to end the relationship.

TV-14

3:06 AM

Chris Cross (DVS)

Family Guy

After Meg sees Chris stealing money out of Lois' purse, she blackmails him into doing everything she says.

TV-14

4:06 AM

Episode 81145

Conan

Guests: Thomas Middleditch, Ta'Rhonda Jones, Erin Jackson

TV-14

5:06 AM

G's Up, Devil's Down

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Alright, alright, alright... we get "glazed and confused" with a special guest, and Paris Jackson shows off her "baby gifts." Snoop Dogg talks real dogs and goes deep with a real estate agent and a brand ambassador. The winner gets a chance to win $50,000 on Snoop's big-ass slot machine.

TV-14

6:06 AM

And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max's babysitting gig with Peach is in peril if the cupcakes she and Caroline deliver to Peach's socialite friend aren't perfect.

TV-14

7:06 AM

Episode 81145

Conan

Guests: Thomas Middleditch, Ta'Rhonda Jones, Erin Jackson

TV-14

8:06 AM

Johnny B. Gone

Married with Children

Al and Peggy have tickets to attend the final night of their favorite hamburger joint. But when family problems get in the way, Al may miss out on the historical night.

TV-PG

9:06 AM

And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max's babysitting gig with Peach is in peril if the cupcakes she and Caroline deliver to Peach's socialite friend aren't perfect.

TV-14

10:06 AM

Nightmare on Al's Street

Married with Children

Marcy has dreams about Al while Steve is on a business trip, leading her to ask Peggy for help.

TV-PG

11:06 AM

Johnny B. Gone

Married with Children

Al and Peggy have tickets to attend the final night of their favorite hamburger joint. But when family problems get in the way, Al may miss out on the historical night.

TV-PG

12:06 PM

Friender Bender

King of Queens, The

Doug hits and damages Deacon and Kelly's car.

TV-PG

1:06 PM

No Retreat

King of Queens, The

Doug goes with Carrie on her company retreat while Arthur is left to fend for himself at home.

TV-PG

2:06 PM

Chaperone, The

Seinfeld

Kramer chaperons Jerry's date with a beauty contestant; guest Ian Abercrombie.

TV-PG

3:06 PM

One with Rachel's Date, The

Friends

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

TV-PG

4:06 PM

One with the Stripper, The

Friends

Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.

TV-PG

5:06 PM

One Where Joey Dates Rachel, The

Friends

Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date.

TV-PG

6:06 PM

One with Rachel's Date, The

Friends

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

TV-PG

7:06 PM

One with the Stripper, The

Friends

Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.

TV-PG

8:06 PM

One Where Joey Dates Rachel, The

Friends

Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date.

TV-PG

9:06 PM

One with the Secret Closet, The

Friends

Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.

TV-PG

10:06 PM

One with the Tea Leaves, The

Friends

Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

TV-PG

11:06 PM

Choosey Wives Choose Smith

American Dad

Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed, and she seemed to settle for Stan before learning her former fiancé was still alive. Stan and Roger try to track the man down, while Francine must choose between her husband and her lost love.

TV-14

Wednesday, Jun 27
12:06 AM

Pulling Double Booty

American Dad

Hayley's boyfriend, Jeff, breaks up with her. After going on a short rampage through the mall after the break-up, Hayley falls for Stan's body double, Bill, from the CIA. Things take a bizarre twist when the double begins hitting on Francine. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve get their first summer job at a Chinese chicken hatchery.

TV-14

1:06 AM

Cognition Regeneration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's job offer from a former boyfriend doesn't sit well with Leonard.

TV-PG

2:06 AM

Escape Hatch Identification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj after he moves out of his apartment.

TV-PG

3:06 AM

Recollection Dissipation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is working overtime and pushing himself to the limit when he collaborates on projects with Leonard and Howard, and another one with Amy, all on the same day. Bernadette's maternity leave is running out and she must face going back to work.

TV-PG

4:06 AM

Episode 81146

Conan

Guests: Armie Hammer, Nick Swardson

TV-14

5:06 AM

Long Distance Dissonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the Season 10 finale, Sheldon's former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is visiting Princeton, and the gang is extremely concerned.

TV-PG

6:06 AM

Double Date

New Girl

Thinking Schmidt has chosen to be with Cece, Jess and Nick invite him to go on a double date with them. Nick is caught between loyalty to his friend and loyalty to his girlfriend when he finds out a shocking secret. Meanwhile, Winston promises to get the foursome a table at an ultra-exclusive restaurant that doesn't take reservations.

TV-14

7:06 AM

Episode 81146

Conan

Guests: Armie Hammer, Nick Swardson

TV-14

8:06 AM

All In

New Girl

Nick and Jess decide to go all in on their romantic relationship, which leads them to run away to a Mexican beach town. But when Nick runs into trouble with the authorities, it's Schmidt and Winston to the possible rescue, which may land Nick into even deeper trouble. Meanwhile, Schmidt makes a decision regarding Cece and Elizabeth, and Winston becomes obsessed with completing a puzzle.

TV-14

9:06 AM

Double Date

New Girl

Thinking Schmidt has chosen to be with Cece, Jess and Nick invite him to go on a double date with them. Nick is caught between loyalty to his friend and loyalty to his girlfriend when he finds out a shocking secret. Meanwhile, Winston promises to get the foursome a table at an ultra-exclusive restaurant that doesn't take reservations.

TV-14

10:06 AM

And the Hold-Up (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline show their true colors when the diner gets robbed. Meanwhile, everyone sees a surprising new side of Han.

TV-14

11:06 AM

And the Pre-Approved Credit Card (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

A new pre-approved credit card causes strife between Max and Caroline, who have different opinions on what to charge on it. Meanwhile, Earl's estranged son, Darius, arrives in New York with hopes of becoming a stand-up comedian.

TV-14

12:06 PM

Oxy Moron

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he would risk himself to save her.

TV-PG

1:06 PM

Lyin' Hearted

King of Queens, The

Doug encounters one of his delivery customers while accompanying Arthur to the hospital.

TV-PG

2:06 PM

Chinese Woman, The

Seinfeld

George's crossed phone lines acquaint the gang with a woman who isn't what she seems.

TV-PG

3:06 PM

One in Massapequa, The

Friends

Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend (Alec Baldwin) to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents (Christina Pickles, Elliott Gould), who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.

TV-PG

4:06 PM

One with the Baby Shower, The

Friends

During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's offer to move in to help with the child.

TV-PG

5:06 PM

One Where Rachel Is Late, The

Friends

Overdue Rachel tries everything to rush the delivery of her baby.

TV-PG

6:06 PM

One in Massapequa, The

Friends

Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend (Alec Baldwin) to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents (Christina Pickles, Elliott Gould), who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.

TV-PG

7:06 PM

One with the Baby Shower, The

Friends

During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's offer to move in to help with the child.

TV-PG

8:06 PM

One Where Rachel Is Late, The

Friends

Overdue Rachel tries everything to rush the delivery of her baby.

TV-PG

9:06 PM

One Where Rachel Has a Baby Part 2, The

Friends

The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.

TV-PG

10:06 PM

One Where Emma Cries, The

Friends

Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.

TV-PG

11:06 PM

Chimdale

American Dad

While Steve is showering after gym class, it is pointed out to him that he has scoliosis! Stan takes him to the doctor, who confirms the ugly truth, and gives him a huge back brace to wear to correct the curvature. Steve is absolutely mortified, and refuses to go to school. Stan persuades him into going by pointing out it's not the outside that matters, but the inside.

TV-14

Thursday, Jun 28
12:06 AM

Luminous Fish Effect, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.

TV-14

1:06 AM

Middle Earth Paradigm, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny hosts a Halloween party putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.

TV-PG

2:06 AM

June 20, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Tonight is an all new Full Frontal, but more importantly, PLEASE STOP SEPARATING MIGRANT CHILDREN FROM THEIR PARENTS AT THE BORDER. IT'S CRUEL, INHUMANE, AND IT NEEDS TO STOP.

TV-MA

3:06 AM

Luminous Fish Effect, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.

TV-14

4:06 AM

Episode 81149

Conan

Guests: Dax Shepard, Grant Gustin, Nick Griffin

TV-14

5:06 AM

June 20, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Tonight is an all new Full Frontal, but more importantly, PLEASE STOP SEPARATING MIGRANT CHILDREN FROM THEIR PARENTS AT THE BORDER. IT'S CRUEL, INHUMANE, AND IT NEEDS TO STOP.

TV-MA

6:06 AM

Tank, The

Detour, The

The Parkers are barely back on the road when Nate gets pulled over for driving under the influence. He's completely sober but somehow there's still some jail time involved.

TV-MA

7:06 AM

Episode 81149

Conan

Guests: Dax Shepard, Grant Gustin, Nick Griffin

TV-14

8:06 AM

Pilot, The

Detour, The

Nate, Robin and the kids are headed from Syracuse to Ft. Lauderdale in a janky mini van instead of flying. Between truckers, aggressive drivers and road side breakfast spots, nothing is really what it seems on the road.

TV-MA

9:06 AM

Tank, The

Detour, The

The Parkers are barely back on the road when Nate gets pulled over for driving under the influence. He's completely sober but somehow there's still some jail time involved.

TV-MA

10:06 AM

B & B, The

Detour, The

While the kids recover from acute food poisoning, the Parkers decide to get some rest at a southern B&B. They are treated to southern hospitality, southern customs and Russian vodka.

TV-MA

11:06 AM

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do Part 2

Married with Children

When Al moves out, he and Peggy throw themselves into the singles scene, with widely different results.

TV-PG

12:06 PM

Depo Man

King of Queens, The

Carrie asks Doug to be an expert witness at her boss's trial.

TV-PG

1:06 PM

Veiled Threat

King of Queens, The

A flashback shows Doug and Carrie's wedding day.

TV-PG

2:06 PM

Mom & Pop Store, The

Seinfeld

George buys a convertible the salesman claims once belonged to Jon Voight.

TV-PG

3:06 PM

One with the Pediatrician, The

Friends

Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.

TV-PG

4:06 PM

One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner, The

Friends

Famished Phoebe waits for tardy friends to arrive at her birthday dinner.

TV-PG

5:06 PM

One with Ross's Inappropriate Song, The

Friends

Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment; Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.

TV-PG

6:06 PM

One with the Pediatrician, The

Friends

Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.

TV-PG

7:06 PM

One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner, The

Friends

Famished Phoebe waits for tardy friends to arrive at her birthday dinner.

TV-PG

8:06 PM

One with Ross's Inappropriate Song, The

Friends

Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment; Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.

TV-PG

9:06 PM

One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work, The

Friends

Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop; Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.

TV-PG

10:06 PM

One Where Monica Sings, The

Friends

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

TV-PG

11:06 PM

Switch, The

Seinfeld

Kramer's mom (Sheree North) reveals her son's name to George; guest Terry Sweeney.

TV-PG

Friday, Jun 29
12:06 AM

Race, The

Seinfeld

An ex-classmate questions Jerry's status as the fastest runner in high school; guest Vicki Lewis.

TV-PG

1:06 AM

Blind Ambition (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements, he decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.

TV-14

2:06 AM

Switch, The

Seinfeld

Kramer's mom (Sheree North) reveals her son's name to George; guest Terry Sweeney.

TV-PG

3:06 AM

Race, The

Seinfeld

An ex-classmate questions Jerry's status as the fastest runner in high school; guest Vicki Lewis.

TV-PG

4:06 AM

Episode 81154

Conan

Guests: Timothy Olyphant, January Jones

TV-14

5:06 AM

Nicole Scherzinger vs. Lil Rel Howery and Charlie Puth vs. Backstreet Boys

Drop the Mic

TV host and Pussycat Dolls member Nicole Scherzinger spits hot fire against Get Out funnyman Lil Rel Howery, while an unprecedented 5-on-1 takes place when singer Charlie Puth takes on every single member of the Backstreet Boys.

TV-14

6:06 AM

Mayim Bialik vs. Kunal Nayyar and Ashley Tisdale vs. Nick Lachey

Drop the Mic

ItÆs a Big Bang Theory rap battle as co-stars Mayim Bialik & Kunal Nayyar go rhyme for rhyme, while High School Musical princess Ashley Tisdale challenges Nick Lachey to a battle you never knew you wanted.

TV-14

7:06 AM

Episode 81154

Conan

Guests: Timothy Olyphant, January Jones

TV-14

8:06 AM

Nicole Scherzinger vs. Lil Rel Howery and Charlie Puth vs. Backstreet Boys

Drop the Mic

TV host and Pussycat Dolls member Nicole Scherzinger spits hot fire against Get Out funnyman Lil Rel Howery, while an unprecedented 5-on-1 takes place when singer Charlie Puth takes on every single member of the Backstreet Boys.

TV-14

9:06 AM

Mayim Bialik vs. Kunal Nayyar and Ashley Tisdale vs. Nick Lachey

Drop the Mic

ItÆs a Big Bang Theory rap battle as co-stars Mayim Bialik & Kunal Nayyar go rhyme for rhyme, while High School Musical princess Ashley Tisdale challenges Nick Lachey to a battle you never knew you wanted.

TV-14

10:06 AM

And the Candy Manwich (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Andy, a cute candy store owner, has eyes for Caroline, but she's too embarrassed to see him after a humiliating experience at his candy store.

TV-14

11:06 AM

And the Egg Special (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline cook up a surprising fundraising solution when a potential storefront for Max's Homemade Cupcakes becomes available for rent.

TV-14

12:06 PM

Double Downer

King of Queens, The

Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City and his boss ends up joining them.

TV-PG

1:06 PM

Food Fight

King of Queens, The

Carrie grows jealous when Spence's girlfriend recruits Doug to test her culinary homework.

TV-PG

2:06 PM

Kiss Hello, The

Seinfeld

Jerry stops greeting friends with a kiss; Uncle Leo puts Nana in a nursing home; guest Wendie Malick, Carol Leifer.

TV-PG

3:06 PM

One with the Blind Dates, The

Friends

Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.

TV-14

4:06 PM

One with the Boob Job, The

Friends

Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan; Phoebe invites Mike to move in with her; Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.

TV-PG

5:06 PM

One with the Lottery, The

Friends

The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.

TV-PG

6:06 PM

One with the Blind Dates, The

Friends

Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.

TV-14

7:06 PM

One with the Boob Job, The

Friends

Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan; Phoebe invites Mike to move in with her; Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.

TV-PG

8:06 PM

One with the Lottery, The

Friends

The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.

TV-PG

9:06 PM

One with the Soap Opera Party, The

Friends

Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.

TV-PG

10:06 PM

Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire, The (DVS)

Family Guy

The neighborhood is rocked with scandal when Loretta has an affair...with Quagmire!

TV-14

11:06 PM

Glued, Where's My Bob?

Bob's Burgers

The kids' goop war lands Bob in a sticky situation. The prank happens to occur on the same day that Skip Marooch calls to tell Bob that a journalist is going to interview him for a piece on unknown restaurants. The entire town gets involved and zany Belcher antics ensue.

TV-PG

Saturday, Jun 30
12:06 AM

Weiner of Our Discontent

American Dad

For over seventy years, Roger has been acting like he's the most important person on the planet, and Stan is sick of it! Stan considers Roger to be a worthless, lazy, lying, cheating, alcoholic slob. Roger is so hurt by his words he tells Stan the truth. He is the Decider, sent to earth to decide mankind's fate. Now, after Stan's rant, Roger has decided they should be blown to bits. He's going to Roswell to tell the others to push the button.

TV-14

1:06 AM

Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire, The (DVS)

Family Guy

The neighborhood is rocked with scandal when Loretta has an affair...with Quagmire!

TV-14

2:06 AM

Glued, Where's My Bob?

Bob's Burgers

The kids' goop war lands Bob in a sticky situation. The prank happens to occur on the same day that Skip Marooch calls to tell Bob that a journalist is going to interview him for a piece on unknown restaurants. The entire town gets involved and zany Belcher antics ensue.

TV-PG

3:06 AM

Hunger Games, The (DVS)

Every year in the ruins of what was once North America, the nation of Panem forces each of its twelve districts to send a teenage boy and girl to compete in the Hunger Games. Part twisted entertainment, part government intimidation tactic, the Hunger Games are a nationally televised event in which "Tributes" must fight with one another until one survivor remains. Pitted against highly-trained Tributes who have prepared for these Games their entire lives, Katniss is forced to rely upon her sharp instincts as well as the mentorship of drunken former victor Haymitch Abernathy. If she's ever to return home to District 12, Katniss must make impossible choices in the arena that weigh survival against humanity and life against love.

TV-14

4:06 AM

National Treasure (DVS)

Historian and code-breaker Ben Gates has been searching his whole life for a rumored treasure dating back to the creation of the United States. Joining an expedition led by fellow treasure hunter Ian Howe, Gates finds an ice-locked Colonial ship in the Arctic Circle that contains a clue linking the treasure to the Declaration of Independence. But when Howe betrays him, Gates has to race to get to the document ahead of his so-called colleague.

TV-PG

6:06 AM

Red (DVS)

Frank, J, Marvin and Victoria used to be the CIA's top agents - but the secrets they know just made them the Agency's top targets. Now framed for assassination, they must use all of their collective cunning, experience and teamwork to stay one step ahead of their deadly pursuers and stay alive. To stop the operation, the team embarks on an impossible, cross-country mission to break into the top-secret CIA headquarters, where they will uncover one of the biggest conspiracies and cover-ups in government history.

TV-14

7:06 AM

National Treasure (DVS)

Historian and code-breaker Ben Gates has been searching his whole life for a rumored treasure dating back to the creation of the United States. Joining an expedition led by fellow treasure hunter Ian Howe, Gates finds an ice-locked Colonial ship in the Arctic Circle that contains a clue linking the treasure to the Declaration of Independence. But when Howe betrays him, Gates has to race to get to the document ahead of his so-called colleague.

TV-PG

8:06 AM

Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?

Married with Children

Al's credit card is maxed out when he tries to find a gift for Peggy on their anniversary.

TV-PG

9:06 AM

Red (DVS)

Frank, J, Marvin and Victoria used to be the CIA's top agents - but the secrets they know just made them the Agency's top targets. Now framed for assassination, they must use all of their collective cunning, experience and teamwork to stay one step ahead of their deadly pursuers and stay alive. To stop the operation, the team embarks on an impossible, cross-country mission to break into the top-secret CIA headquarters, where they will uncover one of the biggest conspiracies and cover-ups in government history.

TV-14

10:06 AM

Red Eye

Lisa Reisert hates to fly but the terror that awaits her on the night flight to Miami has nothing to do with a fear of flying. Upon boarding the plane, Lisa is pleasantly surprised to find that she is seated next to Jackson, the seemingly charming man with whom she had shared a drink--and perhaps even a brief flirtation in the airport terminal. But moments after takeoff, Jackson drops his facade and menacingly reveals the real reason he's on board: he is an operative in a plot to kill the Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security and Lisa is the key to its success. If she refuses to cooperate, her own father will be killed by an assassin awaiting a call from Jackson. Trapped within the confines of a jet at 30,000 feet, Lisa has nowhere to run and no way to summon help without endangering her father, her fellow passengers and her own life. As the miles tick by, Lisa knows she is running out of time as she desperately looks for a way to thwart her ruthless captor and stop a terrible murder.

TV-14

11:06 AM

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

Set ten years after the events of "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace", not only has the galaxy undergone significant change, but so have our familiar heroes Obi-Wan Kenobi, Padme Amidala, and Anakin Skywalker, as they are thrown together again for the first time since the Trade Federation invasion of Naboo. Anakin has grown into the accomplished Jedi apprentice of Obi-Wan, who himself has transitioned from student to teacher. The two Jedi are assigned to protect Padme whose life is threatened by a faction of political separatists. As relationships form and powerful forces collide, these heroes face choices that will impact not only their own fates, but the destiny of the Republic.

TV-PG

12:06 PM

Poker Game, The

Married with Children

Steve loses his paycheck in a poker game to Al and needs to get it back before Marcy finds out.

TV-PG

1:06 PM

Red Eye

Lisa Reisert hates to fly but the terror that awaits her on the night flight to Miami has nothing to do with a fear of flying. Upon boarding the plane, Lisa is pleasantly surprised to find that she is seated next to Jackson, the seemingly charming man with whom she had shared a drink--and perhaps even a brief flirtation in the airport terminal. But moments after takeoff, Jackson drops his facade and menacingly reveals the real reason he's on board: he is an operative in a plot to kill the Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security and Lisa is the key to its success. If she refuses to cooperate, her own father will be killed by an assassin awaiting a call from Jackson. Trapped within the confines of a jet at 30,000 feet, Lisa has nowhere to run and no way to summon help without endangering her father, her fellow passengers and her own life. As the miles tick by, Lisa knows she is running out of time as she desperately looks for a way to thwart her ruthless captor and stop a terrible murder.

TV-14

2:06 PM

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

The galaxy is weary after three long years of war. Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi have become legendary heroes in their campaigns against the droid forces of the evil General Grievous. Anakin and his secret wife, Padme Amidala, have been separated for months, and he finally reunites with her to learn that she is pregnant. He is plagued by visions of her dying in childbirth, haunting images of a possible future. Anakin is determined to stop her from dying--no matter the cost. This leads Anakin down a dark path to commit terrible deeds. Obi-Wan Kenobi must face his former apprentice in a ferocious lightsaber duel on the fiery world of Mustafar.

TV-14

5:06 PM

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

The galaxy is weary after three long years of war. Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi have become legendary heroes in their campaigns against the droid forces of the evil General Grievous. Anakin and his secret wife, Padme Amidala, have been separated for months, and he finally reunites with her to learn that she is pregnant. He is plagued by visions of her dying in childbirth, haunting images of a possible future. Anakin is determined to stop her from dying--no matter the cost. This leads Anakin down a dark path to commit terrible deeds. Obi-Wan Kenobi must face his former apprentice in a ferocious lightsaber duel on the fiery world of Mustafar.

TV-14

6:06 PM

One in Barbados Part 2, The

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

7:06 PM

One Where Ross Is Fine, The

Friends

Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.

TV-PG

8:06 PM

One with the Cake, The

Friends

An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.

TV-PG

9:06 PM

One in Barbados Part 2, The

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

10:06 PM

One Where Ross Is Fine, The

Friends

Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.

TV-PG

11:06 PM

One with the Cake, The

Friends

An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.

TV-PG

Sunday, Jul 1
12:07 AM

One with Ross's Grant, The

Friends

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

TV-PG

1:07 AM

Jimmy, The

Seinfeld

Jerry suspects his dentist and hygienist are living out their fantasies at his expense.

TV-PG

2:07 AM

Fusilli Jerry, The

Seinfeld

A mechanic pal (Patrick Warburton) uses Jerry's romantic techniques on Elaine.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

And the New Boss (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline hire an intern, Ruth, to help take care of some of the dirty work in preparation of opening their new cupcake shop, Max has trouble with her new managerial role.

TV-14

4:07 AM

Ocean's Thirteen (DVS)

What are the odds of getting even? Danny Ocean and the gang would have only one reason to pull off their most ambitious and riskiest casino heist--to defend one of their own. But they're going to need more than luck on their side to break The Bank. Ruthless casino owner Willy Bank never imagined that the odds were against him when he double-crossed Danny Ocean's friend and mentor Reuben Tishkoff, putting the distraught Reuben in a hospital bed in critical condition. But Bank miscalculated--badly. He may have taken down one of the original Ocean's eleven, but he left the others standing and, worse for him, gave them a shared purpose: to take Bank down on the night of what should be his greatest triumph--the grand opening of his new casino, appropriately named The Bank. Their strategy is twofold. First they will ruin him financially by turning the tables on the precept that the house always wins. But that's just money. The knockout punch will be to Bank's personal pride and joy: his reputation as the only hotelier who has earned the Royal Review Board's Five Diamond Award on every single one of his hotels. The plan is elaborate, dangerous and damn near impossible--but there are no limits when it comes to one of their own.

TV-14

5:07 AM

Tangerine Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.

TV-PG

6:07 AM

And the New Boss (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline hire an intern, Ruth, to help take care of some of the dirty work in preparation of opening their new cupcake shop, Max has trouble with her new managerial role.

TV-14

7:07 AM

Ocean's Thirteen (DVS)

What are the odds of getting even? Danny Ocean and the gang would have only one reason to pull off their most ambitious and riskiest casino heist--to defend one of their own. But they're going to need more than luck on their side to break The Bank. Ruthless casino owner Willy Bank never imagined that the odds were against him when he double-crossed Danny Ocean's friend and mentor Reuben Tishkoff, putting the distraught Reuben in a hospital bed in critical condition. But Bank miscalculated--badly. He may have taken down one of the original Ocean's eleven, but he left the others standing and, worse for him, gave them a shared purpose: to take Bank down on the night of what should be his greatest triumph--the grand opening of his new casino, appropriately named The Bank. Their strategy is twofold. First they will ruin him financially by turning the tables on the precept that the house always wins. But that's just money. The knockout punch will be to Bank's personal pride and joy: his reputation as the only hotelier who has earned the Royal Review Board's Five Diamond Award on every single one of his hotels. The plan is elaborate, dangerous and damn near impossible--but there are no limits when it comes to one of their own.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Peggy Sue Got Work

Married with Children

When Peggy asks Al for a VCR, Marcy suggests that she go to work and earn the money herself where she learns what having a job is all about minimum wage.

TV-PG

10:07 AM

Robert Needs Money

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra loan $1,000 to pressed Robert, then are surprised when he uses it to go to Las Vegas.

TV-PG

11:07 AM

First Six Years Part 2, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Voight discuss the series.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

Dougie Houser

King of Queens, The

Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

Robert Needs Money

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra loan $1,000 to pressed Robert, then are surprised when he uses it to go to Las Vegas.

TV-PG

2:07 PM

First Six Years Part 2, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Voight discuss the series.

TV-PG

3:07 PM

Dougie Houser

King of Queens, The

Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial.

TV-PG

4:07 PM

American Idle

King of Queens, The

Doug gets annoyed when Carrie loses her job and refuses to look for a new one.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One with the Birth Mother, The

Friends

A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One Where the Stripper Cries, The

Friends

Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.

TV-14

7:07 PM

Divergent (DVS)

In a future world, people are segregated into different factions based on their personalities. Tris Prior is categorized as Divergent and warned she will never fit into one of these groups. When Tris learns of a conspiracy to destroy all Divergents, she has to find out why being in that classification is so dangerous before it's too late.

TV-14

9:07 PM

Allegiant (DVS)

Tris escapes with Four to journey beyond the wall that encloses Chicago. For the first time, they leave the only city and family they have ever known to find a peaceful solution. Once outside, they learn shocking new truths that render old discoveries meaningless. As the ruthless battle threatens humanity, Tris and Four quickly decide who to trust to survive. Tris must ultimately make difficult choices about courage, allegiance, sacrifice and love

TV-14

10:07 PM

Insurgent (DVS)

After being exposed as Divergents, people who don't fit neatly into one of the five societal classifications or factions, Tris and Four find themselves on the run from Jeanine, the power-hungry leader of the Erudite faction. As the traitorous Dauntless troops under Jeanine's command prowl the ruins of dystopian Chicago rounding up Divergents, Tris and Four traverse the city hoping to find allies among the Amity, Candor, Abnegation and Dauntless factions-as well as the rebellious and impoverished mass of Factionless. Although heartsick and guilt-ridden over the violent deaths of her family and friends, Tris tries to uncover the secret her parents sacrificed their lives to protect - the very secret that explains why Jeanine will stop at nothing to capture her. Desperate to avoid causing pain to any more of her loved ones, Tris faces her darkest fears in a series of near-impossible challenges as she seeks to unlock the truth about the past, and ultimately the future, of their world.

TV-14

Monday, Jul 2
12:07 AM

Allegiant (DVS)

Tris escapes with Four to journey beyond the wall that encloses Chicago. For the first time, they leave the only city and family they have ever known to find a peaceful solution. Once outside, they learn shocking new truths that render old discoveries meaningless. As the ruthless battle threatens humanity, Tris and Four quickly decide who to trust to survive. Tris must ultimately make difficult choices about courage, allegiance, sacrifice and love

TV-14

2:07 AM

National Treasure (DVS)

Historian and code-breaker Ben Gates has been searching his whole life for a rumored treasure dating back to the creation of the United States. Joining an expedition led by fellow treasure hunter Ian Howe, Gates finds an ice-locked Colonial ship in the Arctic Circle that contains a clue linking the treasure to the Declaration of Independence. But when Howe betrays him, Gates has to race to get to the document ahead of his so-called colleague.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Now You See Me (DVS)

When four talented magicians join forces, they mesmerize an international audience with a series of daring heists that has the law scrambling to anticipate their next big crime.

TV-14

4:07 AM

Ocean's Twelve (DVS)

It's been three years since Danny Ocean, and his crew--fronted by detail man, Rusty Ryan, up-and-coming pickpocket Linus Caldwell, explosives expert Basher Tarr, and safecracker Frank Catton--pulled off one of the most audacious and lucrative heists in history, robbing ruthless entrepreneur Terry Benedict of every dime stored in his impenetrable Las Vegas vault. After splitting the $160 million take, each one of the infamous Ocean's crew has tried to go straight, lay low and have a legit life, but that's proven to be a challenge--much to the chagrin of Danny's wife Tess. When someone breaks rule number one and rats them out to Benedict, going straight is no longer an option; he wants his $160 million back--with interest, or else. And as the gang quickly discovers, Benedict isn't the only powerful person in the world looking for Ocean's Eleven.

TV-PG

5:07 AM

National Treasure (DVS)

Historian and code-breaker Ben Gates has been searching his whole life for a rumored treasure dating back to the creation of the United States. Joining an expedition led by fellow treasure hunter Ian Howe, Gates finds an ice-locked Colonial ship in the Arctic Circle that contains a clue linking the treasure to the Declaration of Independence. But when Howe betrays him, Gates has to race to get to the document ahead of his so-called colleague.

TV-PG

7:07 AM

Ocean's Twelve (DVS)

It's been three years since Danny Ocean, and his crew--fronted by detail man, Rusty Ryan, up-and-coming pickpocket Linus Caldwell, explosives expert Basher Tarr, and safecracker Frank Catton--pulled off one of the most audacious and lucrative heists in history, robbing ruthless entrepreneur Terry Benedict of every dime stored in his impenetrable Las Vegas vault. After splitting the $160 million take, each one of the infamous Ocean's crew has tried to go straight, lay low and have a legit life, but that's proven to be a challenge--much to the chagrin of Danny's wife Tess. When someone breaks rule number one and rats them out to Benedict, going straight is no longer an option; he wants his $160 million back--with interest, or else. And as the gang quickly discovers, Benedict isn't the only powerful person in the world looking for Ocean's Eleven.

TV-PG

10:07 AM

National Treasure (DVS)

Historian and code-breaker Ben Gates has been searching his whole life for a rumored treasure dating back to the creation of the United States. Joining an expedition led by fellow treasure hunter Ian Howe, Gates finds an ice-locked Colonial ship in the Arctic Circle that contains a clue linking the treasure to the Declaration of Independence. But when Howe betrays him, Gates has to race to get to the document ahead of his so-called colleague.

TV-PG

11:07 AM

Cash Never Stops and the Knowledge Drops, The

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Snoop paints puzzling masterpieces, Wiz Khalifa and Snoop read Dr. Seuss books, and Snoop shows us why ôblack donÆt crack.ö A teacher and a brand ambassador go up against the wheel for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

12:07 PM

One Where Joey Speaks French, The

Friends

Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

Wild Enough to Do It Doggystyle

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Kelly Osbourne shows us how to do it the UK Way, Snoop channels his inner soul singer and hosts a new morning show with Regis Philbin, and gangtsa knowledge is tested. A dental hygienist and a football coach spin the wheels for a shot at $25,000.

TV-14

2:07 PM

Cash Never Stops and the Knowledge Drops, The

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Snoop paints puzzling masterpieces, Wiz Khalifa and Snoop read Dr. Seuss books, and Snoop shows us why ôblack donÆt crack.ö A teacher and a brand ambassador go up against the wheel for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

3:07 PM

One Where Joey Speaks French, The

Friends

Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.

TV-PG

4:07 PM

One Where Estelle Dies, The

Friends

Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

Last One Part 1, The

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

Pilot

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

Flu-Ouise (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When the youngest Belcher comes down with an epic case of the flu, Linda has a mishap as she tries to deliver Louise's favorite toy to her daughter's bedside. After Louise vows that she will never forgive her family for their mistake, she falls into a wild fever dream filled with familiar faces, zany musical numbers and a crazy adventure.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

Teen-a Witch (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

With Halloween quickly approaching, Tina reveals her brilliant idea that will finally win her first place in the annual costume contest. But when Tammy steals her idea, Tina is forced to seek the help of Mr. Ambrose, who leads her to alternate and otherworldly methods of winning. Meanwhile, Bob is on a mission to figure out who is stealing his perfectly crafted pumpkins.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

Large Brother, Where Fart Thou? (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina has a mishap that lands her in detention, Bob and Linda don't have a babysitter for their other kids, forcing them to let Gene and Louise stay at home alone. With the house to themselves, the younger Belchers find themselves in a sticky situation, while Bob and Linda get into surprising trouble with their accountant.

TV-14

10:07 PM

Flu-Ouise (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When the youngest Belcher comes down with an epic case of the flu, Linda has a mishap as she tries to deliver Louise's favorite toy to her daughter's bedside. After Louise vows that she will never forgive her family for their mistake, she falls into a wild fever dream filled with familiar faces, zany musical numbers and a crazy adventure.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Teen-a Witch (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

With Halloween quickly approaching, Tina reveals her brilliant idea that will finally win her first place in the annual costume contest. But when Tammy steals her idea, Tina is forced to seek the help of Mr. Ambrose, who leads her to alternate and otherworldly methods of winning. Meanwhile, Bob is on a mission to figure out who is stealing his perfectly crafted pumpkins.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Jul 3
12:07 AM

Large Brother, Where Fart Thou? (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina has a mishap that lands her in detention, Bob and Linda don't have a babysitter for their other kids, forcing them to let Gene and Louise stay at home alone. With the house to themselves, the younger Belchers find themselves in a sticky situation, while Bob and Linda get into surprising trouble with their accountant.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Total Recall (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter discovers that he's anything but irreplaceable when Lois begins hanging out with his friends; Stewie and Brian embark on a mission to reunite Stewie with his teddy bear.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Farmer Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

When a crime spree sweeps through Quahog, the Griffins move to the safety of a farm, where they're forced to open a meth lab to make ends meet.

TV-14

3:07 AM

Roads to Vegas (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian and Stewie go to Vegas, but chaos erupts when a glitch in Stewie's new teleportation machine creates a duplicate Brian and Stewie.

TV-14

4:07 AM

Episode 81155

Conan

Guests: Jeff Daniels, Lauren Ash

TV-14

5:07 AM

Homies Want to Win Money Too

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Biz Markie has a (song about) disease, RuPaul's on the red carpet, and Cheech & Chong get passionate with Snoop. An MMA fighter and a marketing specialist "hide the weed" and somebody gets to play Snoop's big-ass slot machine for chance to win $50,000.

TV-14

6:07 AM

And the Bear Truth (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

A relaxing getaway for two becomes an awkward vacation for three when Max, Caroline, and Andy spend a weekend together in a cabin in the woods.

TV-14

7:07 AM

Episode 81155

Conan

Guests: Jeff Daniels, Lauren Ash

TV-14

8:07 AM

And the Silent Partner (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Sophie is depressed after being swindled by the contractor in charge of building her dream house, so Max offers to make her a silent partner in the cupcake business but Caroline and Sophie have very different visions for the company.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Part 2

Married with Children

The men take action over Peg and Marcy, just to make them feel bad about what happened.

TV-PG

10:07 AM

Born to Walk

Married with Children

Al needs to renew his license but fails the test. Kelly, on the other hand, gets her license on the same day.

TV-PG

11:07 AM

Razor's Edge, The

Married with Children

When Steve returns from a river rafting trip, Marcy refuses to let him back into the house until he shaves his newly-grown beard, and he's forced to seek refuge with the Bundys.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

Dougie Nights

King of Queens, The

Doug starts club-hopping with newly single Deacon.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

Missing Links

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie search for a compatible couple to take with them to the firm's annual golf outing.

TV-PG

2:07 PM

Understudy, The

Seinfeld

George is suspected of injuring Bette Midler in a softball game.

TV-PG

3:07 PM

Dougie Nights

King of Queens, The

Doug starts club-hopping with newly single Deacon.

TV-PG

4:07 PM

Missing Links

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie search for a compatible couple to take with them to the firm's annual golf outing.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

Understudy, The

Seinfeld

George is suspected of injuring Bette Midler in a softball game.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with the Sonogram, The

Friends

Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with George Stephanopoulos, The

Friends

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One with the Butt, The

Friends

Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.

TV-14

9:07 PM

One Where the Nana Dies Twice, The

Friends

When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.

TV-14

10:07 PM

One with the Dozen Lasagnas, The

Friends

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Brains, Brains, and Automobiles (DVS)

American Dad

When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan.

TV-14

Wednesday, Jul 4
12:07 AM

Shallow Vows (DVS)

American Dad

Upset that Francine has let herself go, Stan takes drastic measures when she asks him to renew their wedding vows.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and his friends are mystified when a younger undergraduate student is attracted to him.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Codpiece Topology, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Seeing Penny with another guy sends Leonard back to Leslie Winkle much to Sheldon's dismay.

TV-14

3:07 AM

Griffin Equivalency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Full of confidence following being named one of People's 30 to Watch Under 30, Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant.

TV-14

4:07 AM

Episode 81156

Conan

Guests: Joe Manganiello, Natasha Leggero, Benjamin Gibbard

TV-14

5:07 AM

Tactical Village (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

All the regional precincts compete in a mandatory training course; Amy runs into an officer she used to date; Rosa is mad when Charles doesn't invite her to his wedding.

TV-14

6:07 AM

Unsolvable (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

During a weekend off, Jake decides to tackle a cold case that everyone thinks is unsolvable; Amy plans a trip with Teddy; Rosa and Gina share a secret with Charles.

TV-14

7:07 AM

Episode 81156

Conan

Guests: Joe Manganiello, Natasha Leggero, Benjamin Gibbard

TV-14

8:07 AM

Tactical Village (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

All the regional precincts compete in a mandatory training course; Amy runs into an officer she used to date; Rosa is mad when Charles doesn't invite her to his wedding.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Unsolvable (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

During a weekend off, Jake decides to tackle a cold case that everyone thinks is unsolvable; Amy plans a trip with Teddy; Rosa and Gina share a secret with Charles.

TV-14

10:07 AM

Build a Better Mousetrap

Married with Children

Al and Steve stare danger in the face when they decide to exterminate a pesky field mouse without the aid of professional help.

TV-PG

11:07 AM

Peggy Loves Al, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Married with Children

All Peggy wants for Valentine's Day is to hear unromantic Al utter those three little words, I love you.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

Wanderlust (DVS)

George and Linda are an overextended, stressed out Manhattan couple. After George is downsized from his financial firm and Linda's depressing documentary is cancelled, they find themselves with only one option: to move in with George's awful brother in Atlanta. On the way there, George and Linda stumble upon Elysium, an idyllic community populated by colorful characters who embrace a different way of looking at things. Money? It can't buy happiness. Careers? Who needs them? Clothes? Only if you want them. Is Elysium the fresh start George and Linda need? Or will the change of perspective cause more problems than it solves?

TV-14

1:07 PM

Build a Better Mousetrap

Married with Children

Al and Steve stare danger in the face when they decide to exterminate a pesky field mouse without the aid of professional help.

TV-PG

2:07 PM

We're the Millers (DVS)

A drug dealer creates a make-believe family in order to bring 1,400 pounds of marijuana into the U.S.

TV-14

3:07 PM

Wanderlust (DVS)

George and Linda are an overextended, stressed out Manhattan couple. After George is downsized from his financial firm and Linda's depressing documentary is cancelled, they find themselves with only one option: to move in with George's awful brother in Atlanta. On the way there, George and Linda stumble upon Elysium, an idyllic community populated by colorful characters who embrace a different way of looking at things. Money? It can't buy happiness. Careers? Who needs them? Clothes? Only if you want them. Is Elysium the fresh start George and Linda need? Or will the change of perspective cause more problems than it solves?

TV-14

5:07 PM

We're the Millers (DVS)

A drug dealer creates a make-believe family in order to bring 1,400 pounds of marijuana into the U.S.

TV-14

7:07 PM

Rest in Peace, Callaway Hinkle (DVS)

Wrecked

The survivors find a satellite phone. Danny confronts his past. And Steve comforts Todd after learning about the death of his child. Also, the survivors make a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

8:07 PM

Community Pile, The (DVS)

Wrecked

Chet takes Pack on a vision quest. Danny helps Owen relax. And Todd makes a play to control the island. Moreover, the survivors make a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

9:07 PM

Phantom, The (DVS)

Wrecked

Under new rule, the island falls apart after they're unable to remember something from their life back home. Todd adjusts to a life of solitude in "The Pit". Pack stumbles upon other survivors of the crash. And if you can believe it, the island makes a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

10:07 PM

Rest in Peace, Callaway Hinkle (DVS)

Wrecked

The survivors find a satellite phone. Danny confronts his past. And Steve comforts Todd after learning about the death of his child. Also, the survivors make a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

11:07 PM

Community Pile, The (DVS)

Wrecked

Chet takes Pack on a vision quest. Danny helps Owen relax. And Todd makes a play to control the island. Moreover, the survivors make a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

Thursday, Jul 5
12:07 AM

Phantom, The (DVS)

Wrecked

Under new rule, the island falls apart after they're unable to remember something from their life back home. Todd adjusts to a life of solitude in "The Pit". Pack stumbles upon other survivors of the crash. And if you can believe it, the island makes a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

1:07 AM

Killer Robot Instability, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's criticism of Wolowitz's romantic life pushes him into depression and AWOL for a fighting robot battle the rest of guys are depending on him for.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Cop Tricks (DVS)

Wrecked

The island makes a discovery that could change everything.

TV-MA

3:07 AM

Vartabedian Conundrum, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard seeks Penny's counsel when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like. Sheldon's hypochondriac tendencies get the better of him.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Episode 81161

Conan

Guests: The Cast of Avengers: Infinity Wars starring Chris Pratt, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Anthony Mackie and Danai Gurira

TV-14

5:07 AM

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee (DVS)

A talk show of Samantha Bee's nuanced, satirical view of political and cultural issues.

TV-MA

6:07 AM

Brockman Turner Overdrive (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

When a beloved college badminton star is the suspect of a hit-and-run, everyone turns a blind eye, because, as we all know, L.A.'s a badminton city. But not Tribeca and Geils, who find "fault" with the case and won't "let" it go.

TV-14

7:07 AM

Episode 81161

Conan

Guests: The Cast of Avengers: Infinity Wars starring Chris Pratt, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Anthony Mackie and Danai Gurira

TV-14

8:07 AM

Just Married ... with Children

Married with Children

Peggy and Al masquerade as their newlywed neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades, on a game show called How Do I Love Thee and have shocking results.

TV-PG

9:07 AM

All in the Family

Married with Children

Al is less than thrilled when Peggy announces her family is coming for a visit, all six of them.

TV-PG

10:07 AM

I'm Going to Sweatland

Married with Children

Al is up to his armpits in rock 'n' roll fanatics after Peggy sees an image of her idol in the sweat stains on one of Al's tee-shirts.

TV-PG

11:07 AM

Just Married ... with Children

Married with Children

Peggy and Al masquerade as their newlywed neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades, on a game show called How Do I Love Thee and have shocking results.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

Hero Worship

King of Queens, The

Doug's uncle offers to back financially his desire to open a sandwich shop.

TV-PG

1:07 PM

Lush Life

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to get Carrie inebriated so he can cheat on his diet.

TV-PG

2:07 PM

Highlights of a Hundred Part 2

Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights from the series' first 100 episodes.

TV-PG

3:07 PM

Hero Worship

King of Queens, The

Doug's uncle offers to back financially his desire to open a sandwich shop.

TV-PG

4:07 PM

Lush Life

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to get Carrie inebriated so he can cheat on his diet.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

Highlights of a Hundred Part 2

Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights from the series' first 100 episodes.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with the Boobies, The

Friends

Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with Two Parts Part 1, The

Friends

Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One with All the Poker, The

Friends

The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One with the Evil Orthodontist, The

Friends

Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.

TV-14

10:07 PM

Believe It or Not Joe's Walking on Air (DVS)

Family Guy

Doctor Hartman performs a leg transplant on Joe, giving him the ability to walk. With his newly acquired mobility, the once crippled police officer also gains a new, more aggressive personality. Joe starts hanging with a different group of guys, but after ditching Peter, Cleveland, and Quagmire, his former drinking buddies attempt to get their friend back by paralyzing him once again.

TV-14

11:07 PM

Maestro, The

Seinfeld

Elaine's boyfriend's comments on villas in Tuscany stirs Jerry's curiosity.

TV-PG

Friday, Jul 6
12:07 AM

Hot Tub, The

Seinfeld

Elaine's house guest arrives for the city's marathon; Kramer gets a hot tub.

TV-PG

1:07 AM

Believe It or Not Joe's Walking on Air (DVS)

Family Guy

Doctor Hartman performs a leg transplant on Joe, giving him the ability to walk. With his newly acquired mobility, the once crippled police officer also gains a new, more aggressive personality. Joe starts hanging with a different group of guys, but after ditching Peter, Cleveland, and Quagmire, his former drinking buddies attempt to get their friend back by paralyzing him once again.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Maestro, The

Seinfeld

Elaine's boyfriend's comments on villas in Tuscany stirs Jerry's curiosity.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Hot Tub, The

Seinfeld

Elaine's house guest arrives for the city's marathon; Kramer gets a hot tub.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Episode 81162

Conan

Guests: Tracy Morgan, Kristen Schaal, Ocean Park Standoff

TV-14

5:07 AM

David Arquette vs. Brian Tyree Henry and Jesse Tyler Ferguson vs. Chrissy Metz

Drop the Mic

Actor David Arquette puts his rap skills to the test against AtlantaÆs own Paper Boi, Brian Tyree Henry, while Modern FamilyÆs Jesse Tyler Ferguson raps for the very first time in a battle against This Is Us breakout star, Chrissy Metz.

TV-14

6:07 AM

Danielle Fishel vs. Jonathan Lipnicki and Shania Twain vs. Megan Trainor

Drop the Mic

It's a rap battle to find the true '90s American Sweetheart, when Boy Meets World's "girl next door," Danielle Fishel, squares up against Jonathan Lipnicki, the boy who stole your heart in Jerry Maguire. And which diva will remain standing when legend Shania Twain and emerging pop star Meghan Trainor engage in a rap battle that will blow your mind.

TV-14

7:07 AM

Episode 81162

Conan

Guests: Tracy Morgan, Kristen Schaal, Ocean Park Standoff

TV-14

8:07 AM

David Arquette vs. Brian Tyree Henry and Jesse Tyler Ferguson vs. Chrissy Metz

Drop the Mic

Actor David Arquette puts his rap skills to the test against AtlantaÆs own Paper Boi, Brian Tyree Henry, while Modern FamilyÆs Jesse Tyler Ferguson raps for the very first time in a battle against This Is Us breakout star, Chrissy Metz.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Danielle Fishel vs. Jonathan Lipnicki and Shania Twain vs. Megan Trainor

Drop the Mic

It's a rap battle to find the true '90s American Sweetheart, when Boy Meets World's "girl next door," Danielle Fishel, squares up against Jonathan Lipnicki, the boy who stole your heart in Jerry Maguire. And which diva will remain standing when legend Shania Twain and emerging pop star Meghan Trainor engage in a rap battle that will blow your mind.

TV-14

10:07 AM

Requiem for a Dead Barber

Married with Children

When Al's long-time barber passes on, Al is forced to face the fact that the old-fashioned barber shop is a thing of the past and resigns himself to a future of beauty salon haircuts.

TV-PG

11:07 AM

My Mom, the Mom

Married with Children

Peggy is the hit of Mother/Daughter Career Day at Kelly's school when she instructs the girls in the art of being a housewife, including demonstrations of wallet pilfering and mastering the TV remote control.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

Bun Dummy

King of Queens, The

Doug tries to find a tactful way of telling Carrie he does not like her new hairstyle.

TV-PG