Today at 1/12c
While researching a school paper, Steve happens upon the symbol of a mysterious order that protects a secret about the origins of peanut butter. Together with Stan he sets out to unravel this mystery. Meanwhile, Roger and Hayley play a marathon game of Jenga.
THE BIG BANG THEORY
Tonight at 10/9c
The couples are getting for Valentines' Day. Leonard, Penny, Howard and Bernadette are going to dinner. Sheldon and Amy are trying to get the perfect gifts for each other. Raj and Stuart are planning a singles only party at The Comic Book Store.
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A trio of 30-something buddies tries to recapture the outrageous, irrepressible fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus frat house. Mitch, Frank and Beanie have all reached a crossroads in their lives. They can choose to be responsible adults, with wives, families and steady jobs or they can postpone adulthood in favor of the reckless abandon of frat house living with all the fun and none of the education. No contest.
THE CLEVELAND SHOW
Today at Noon/11c
The Browns relocate to Los Angeles so Cleveland can pursue his fantasy of becoming a major league baseball scout; Donna and the kids are seduced by the glamorous Hollywood lifestyle.
When Rallo's elderly best friend Murray gets a new girlfriend named Hazel, Rallo realizes that Hazel is after Murray's money and tries to save him from making a costly mistake. Meanwhile, Donna tells Cleveland that he's too fat and needs to lose weight, so she signs him up for the gym. But instead of working out, Cleveland takes a lazy short-cut to achieve results.
When Jr. starts dating a very attractive young lady, Cleveland gets green with envy and suspicious of her motives. When things start to get too serious between the two young lovers, Cleveland suspects that the young woman is using Jr. to get a green card.
HOT TUB TIME MACHINE
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A group of best friends are bored with their adult lives: Adam has been dumped by his girlfriend; Lou is a party guy who can't find the party; Nick's wife controls his every move; and video game-obsessed Jacob won't leave his basement. After a crazy night of drinking in a ski resort hot tub, the men wake up, heads pounding, in the year 1986. This is their chance to kick some past and change their futures -- one will find a new love life, one will learn to stand up for himself with the ladies, one will find his mojo. And one will make sure he still exists.
DEAL WITH IT
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DOUBLE DATE: When our contestant reveals to her sister that she's set them both up on a blind date with two guys from the Internet, neither of their dates comes anywhere close to being Prince Charming. Co-host: Chuey Martinez. DIRTY VEGETABLES: Bob Saget's book "Dirty Daddy" inspires a bevy of bizarre behavior from our contestant, and when he ducks for cover, his date might just duck out the door. Co-host: Bob Saget.
CUTESY PIE: After whispering sweet nothings to his friend, our contestant is instructed to take their relationship to the next level by locking lips with him in an unusual way. Co-host: Howie Mandel. END TIMES: The end is nigh as this contestant must convince her friend that a meteor is hurtling toward earth, then brace for impact by taking shelter under a table. Co-host: Kevin Nealon.
PATRIOT: After sarcastically saluting a veteran, then swapping made-up war stories with the man, this contestant has his friend marching straight for the door. Co-host: Moshe Kasher. ESCORT: After dropping the news that sheÂs an escort for older men, our contestant and her friend must deal with a creepy client who wants to take them out for a night on the town. Co-host: Kelly Osbourne.
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Two days before his wedding, Doug and his three buddies drive to Vegas for a blow-out night they'll never forget. But when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning with pounding headaches, they can't remember a thing. Their posh hotel suite is beyond trashed, and the groom is nowhere to be found. With no clue of what happened and little time to spare, the trio must attempt to retrace their bad decisions from the night before in order to figure out where things went wrong and hopefully get Doug back to L.A. in time for his wedding. However, the more they begin to uncover, the more they realize just how much trouble they're really in.