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THE BIG BANG THEORY
Tonight at 10/9c
Sheldon seeks to form a new group of friends of which he can be the center when he's told that Leonard is the center of the gang.
Sheldon is baffled by Wolowitz's magic trick. Meanwhile, Priya disapproves of Leonard continuing to be friends with Penny.
When Sheldon has his World of <i>Warcraft</i> account hacked and his character stolen, the guys team up to discover who did it. Meanwhile, Bernadette and Amy try to help Penny deal with Leonard's continuing relationship with Priya.
Today at 1/12c
When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex ed at school, Stan flips out and demands to teach it himself. However, after Stan unrealistically explains the birds and the bees to Steve, he gets into an accident that causes him to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a bartender in hopes of making something of himself.
SCARY MOVIE 4
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The ever-naÃ¯ve Cindy Campbell, seeking a career in home healthcare, finds work with a creepy old lady in an even creepier old house haunted by a ghostly presence. Throw in a good-looking guy next door and the threat of aliens intent on global domination, and Cindy's instantly up to the top of her extremely blond head in danger. Our fearless heroine catapults into action, once again struggling to decipher ominous messages from the beyond, looking for love in some very weird places and trying to save the world from mass destruction. As she struggles to discover life-saving answers, Cindy encounters horrific plane crashes, bodacious blind girls, village idiots, disheveled rappers, kinky contraptions, psycho survivalists, alien sphincters and even Oprah.
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CONVERTED: A contestant has converted to a new-age religion and must put their rituals on display by anointing their friend with a blessing of barbeque sauce. Co-host: Gary Owen. DEJA VU: A series of reoccurring events leaves this contestant in a loop, and his friend wondering whether sheÂs losing her mind. Co-hosts: Kendall and Kylie Jenner.
WITNESS RELOCATION: A contestant is instructed to disguise her identity after a run-in with a couple of mobsters reveals a clue about her mysterious past. Co-host: Chris Jericho. BEAUTY SCHOOL PICKUP: When a beautiful beautician starts flirting with our contestant, he must enlist the help of the most awkward wingman ever -- his girlfriend. Co-host: Bill Engvall.
BROMANCE: Things get awkward when our contestant is instructed to breakup with his BFF, then introduce him to the new one. Co-host: Arsenio Hall. TV HOST: After welcoming his fellow diners, this contestant is told to turn the restaurant into his late-night talk show. Co-host: Alex Mandel.