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THE BIG BANG THEORY
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Howard uses a robotic arm for his own pleasure. Penny assists Sheldon with his first date.
Sheldon calculates that he'll be dead before technology exists to download his consciousness into a robot, so he goes on a binge of healthy living and ultra-safety.
When Sheldon "breaks up" with Amy, the guys worry when he starts replacing her with cats.
SULLIVAN & SON
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When Steve's old rival, Lyle Winkler (Billy Gardell) opens a bar across the street, we find out he's out to take Steve down as payback for a childhood wrestling match. They settle their differences with a big bartending competition. Meanwhile, Carol's new boss at the DMV, Ralph (Frank Caliendo) drives her crazy with impressions.
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This week is all about making funny music. With help from musical comedy experts Owen Benjamin, Todrick Hall and Tenacious D's Kyle Gass, the six comedians pair up to write hilarious songs and shoot videos to go with them in less than 48 hours. Only the funniest can win; the rest are up for elimination.
THE CLEVELAND SHOW
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Cleveland relies on energy supplements to keep himself awake in order to work overtime and earn enough vacation time to go on a Spring Break cruise with his family. But when his energy pill addiction forces him into rehab and his desperate attempt to escape to the cruise liner goes wrong, he finds himself held hostage by pirates threatening the safety of those aboard the ship, including his own family.
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RC CHAOS IN THE HOTEL: After causing a scene in a hotel lobby, our contestant must apologize to his buddy in the most sensible way possible, with a kiss on the lips. Co-host: Howie Mandel. RASCAL #2: A female contestant has had enough with the terrible service. She decides to get the waitress' attention in an unusual way, by throwing a shoe at her. Co-host: Yvette Nicole Brown.
SHIRTS OFF: Things get hot and heavy when our contestant is told to take his shirt off in the middle of a restaurant. The real challenge? He must get his friend to do the same. Co-hosts: Joan Rivers and Melissa Rivers. YOU'RE GETTING HEAVY: Our contestant struggles to keep his wife at lunch after he's instructed to tell her that she's looking a little heavy. Co-host: Mel B.
HOOKER: Our contestant is put in the hot seat when a prostitute approaches asking for the money he owes her, and he must explain the whole thing to his infuriated girlfriend. Co-host: Bobby Lee. THE CULT: A contestant alarms her son when she tells him she's been following a new spiritual leader named Gregory. Things get messy when Gregory arrives and encourages her to drink the "elixir of freedom." Co-host: Alex Mandel.