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As Hayley and Jeff elope, Stan offers a $50,000 reward for anyone who would stop them, with everyone in town trying to claim it, including Steve and Roger as Wheels and the Legman.
After Stan creates a clone of Steve, Francine and Stan compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. Meanwhile, Roger tracks down the AWOL bride and groom in Thailand.
It's Halloween, and Stan is determined to have the scariest haunted house in the neighborhood. But when Buckle has the scariest house in the neighborhood, Stan is determined to beat him and goes to great lengths for it.
DEAL WITH IT
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TIGER URINE: After divulging her digestive issues, this contestant reveals her questionable new dietary supplement that leaves a bad taste in her friend's mouth. Co-host: David Koechner. YOUR BIGGEST FAN: A superfan's flattery goes a little too far when our contestant is tasked with convincing her rock star boyfriend to let the creepy stranger stay the night at his place. Co-host: Alex Mandel.
THE ACCIDENT: Water is on the menu during this prank that escalates when our contestant has wets his pants and needs the restaurant's help to dry them. Co-host: Alex Mandel LAUGHS: This contestant takes the saying "laughter is the best medicine" a little too seriously after getting the giggles at his waiter's misfortunes. Co-host: Bill and Giuliana Rancic.
BUYER'S REMORSE: When this contestant is asked to sign off on a number of bizarre online purchases, she finds herself dealing with someone else's dirty laundry. Co-host: Tom Green. MAN'S MAN: Upon revealing a passion for the effeminate, and showing his affection with a kiss on the hands, our contestant decides his buddy should return the favor in the form of a friendly foot massage. Co-host: WWE superstar The Miz.
THE BIG BANG THEORY
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Hoping it will make him a better teacher, Sheldon has Penny give him acting lessons. Raj has fantasies about Bernadette.
After meeting at a fund-raising gala, an aged, but wealthy, Cal Tech donor makes Leonard ponder if he's willing to have sex with her to secure another donation.
Bernadette tells Howard that it's time to choose between moving in with her or staying with his mother. Leonard discovers Raj's sister Priya is back in town and reconnects with her, and Amy tries to comfort Penny when she finds out.
THE HOUSE BUNNY
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Shelley Darlington, a Playboy Bunny, is living a carefree life until a rival gets her tossed out of the Playboy Mansion. With nowhere to go, fate delivers her to the sorority girls from Zeta Alpha Zeta. Unless they can sign a new pledge class, the seven socially clueless women will lose their house to the scheming girls of Phi Iota Mu. In order to accomplish their goal, they need Shelley to teach them the ways of makeup and men; at the same time, Shelley needs some of what the Zetas have -- a sense of individuality. The combination leads all the girls to learn how to stop pretending and start being themselves.
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After much procrastination, George and Jerry strain to think of an idea for their TV series a few hours before a meeting with NBC executives. Jerry finds out a girl he once met is still a virgin, and later Elaine educates her about men after sex. George wants to end his relationship with Susan so he can exploit his writing profession as a pick-up line. Elaine runs into a Chinese delivery boy. Kramer watches too much television.