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6:00 am

Married With Children

Assault and Batteries

TV-PG

Married With Children
Assault and Batteries
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6:30 am

Married With Children

Ride Scare

TV-PG

Married With Children
Ride Scare
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Married With Children - 825, Clip 1

Ride Scare, Clip 2

Ride Scare, Clip 3

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7:00 am

My Name is Earl (SAP)

We've Got Spirit

TV-14

My Name is Earl (SAP)
We've Got Spirit
Earl makes some great personal sacrifices to help Randy realize his dream of going to cheerleading camp, and Joy is upset bec... more:

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We've Got Spirit, Clip 1

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We've Got Spirit, Clip 3

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7:30 am

My Name is Earl (SAP)

Quit Your Snitchin'

TV-14

My Name is Earl (SAP)
Quit Your Snitchin'
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Quit Your Snitchin', Clip 1

Quit Your Snitchin', Clip 2

Quit Your Snitchin', Clip 3

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8:00 am

Fresh Prince of Bel Air (SAP)

Mother's Day

TV-PG

Fresh Prince of Bel Air (SAP)
Mother's Day
Phil urges the kids to give Vivian thoughtful Mother's Day gifts. more:

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8:30 am

Fresh Prince of Bel Air (SAP)

Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse

TV-G

Fresh Prince of Bel Air (SAP)
Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse
Will's father (Ben Vereen) comes back into his life. more:

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9:00 am

Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Do the Fight Thing

TV-PG

Tyler Perry's House of Payne
Do the Fight Thing
Deshawn gets in trouble for bullying a kid at school. Miranda and Janine begin fighting over petty things. more:

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9:30 am

Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns

Meet the Candlelight Dinner

TV-PG

Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns
Meet the Candlelight Dinner
Brown sabotages reggie when he plans a romantic dinner for Cora. Meanwhile Joaquin has a crush on Simone. more:

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Meet the Candlelight Dinner, Clip 1

Meet the Candlelight Dinner, Clip 2

Meet the Candlelight Dinner, Clip 3

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Meet the Candlelight Dinner, Part 1

Meet the Candlelight Dinner, Part 2

Meet the Candlelight Dinner, Part 3

Meet the Candlelight Dinner, Part 4

10:00 am

Fresh Prince of Bel Air (SAP)

For Sale By Owner

TV-G

Fresh Prince of Bel Air (SAP)
For Sale By Owner
The Trumps make a lucrative offer for the Banks home, prompting flashbacks. more:

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10:30 am

Fresh Prince of Bel Air (SAP)

Philadelphia Story, The

TV-G

Fresh Prince of Bel Air (SAP)
Philadelphia Story, The
Will returns to Philadelphia to visit his mom and to settle an old score. more:

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11:00 am

Rules of Engagement

Handy Man

TV-14

Rules of Engagement
Handy Man
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11:30 am

Rules of Engagement

Play Ball

TV-14

Rules of Engagement
Play Ball
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12:00 pm

According to Jim (SAP)

Charity Begins at Hef's

TV-PG

According to Jim (SAP)
Charity Begins at Hef's
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12:30 pm

Everybody Loves Raymond (SAP)

First Six Years (Part 2), The

TV-PG

Everybody Loves Raymond (SAP)
First Six Years (Part 2), The
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Voight ... more:

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You are in no position to judge me!

1:00 pm

American Dad

Gorillas in the Mist

TV-14

American Dad
Gorillas in the Mist
Stan spends some quality father-son time with Steve at the local zoo, but things go wrong when Steve slips into a gorilla exh... more:

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1:30 pm

American Dad

Hot Water

TV-14

American Dad
Hot Water
Stan battles an evil hot tub bent on killing his family. more:

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2:00 pm

Wipeout

Episode 216

TV-PG

Wipeout
Episode 216
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3:00 pm

Cougar Town (SAP)

Pilot

TV-14

Cougar Town (SAP)
Pilot
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3:30 pm

Friends (SAP)

One With the Girl Who Hits Joey, The

TV-PG

Friends (SAP)
One With the Girl Who Hits Joey, The
Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors. more:

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My best friend and my sister.

You have baby fever!

Imagine what she's going to do when I take the Joey love away.

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4:00 pm

Friends (SAP)

One With the Cop, The

TV-PG

Friends (SAP)
One With the Cop, The
Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer. more:

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Apologize to the tree right now.

I don't think it's going to pivot anymore.

Three letter word. Not dog but?

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4:30 pm

Friends (SAP)

One After Vegas, The

TV-PG

Friends (SAP)
One After Vegas, The
Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure. more:

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Wait! Wait! We didn't get married.

Okay! Roll an eight and we get married.

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5:00 pm

Friends (SAP)

One Where Ross Hugs Rachel, The

TV-PG

Friends (SAP)
One Where Ross Hugs Rachel, The
Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his fe... more:

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Do you want to hear something weird?

He's a terrible roommate.

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5:30 pm

King of Queens, The

Surprise Artie

TV-PG

King of Queens, The
Surprise Artie
Carrie's surprise birthday party for Arthur is ruined when Doug loses the guest of honor. more:

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You're making me very uncomfortable!

You're probably as limber as a cat.

There, case is closed!

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6:00 pm

King of Queens, The

Strike One

TV-PG

King of Queens, The
Strike One
Doug buys a new car against Carrie's wishes and regrets it almost immediately. more:

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6:30 pm

Seinfeld

Sniffing Accountant, The

TV-PG

Seinfeld
Sniffing Accountant, The
Jerry, Kramer and Newman investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffle. more:

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I base my whole life on knowing the D is the biggest.

Here's to feeling good all the time.

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7:00 pm

Seinfeld

Revenge, The

TV-PG

Seinfeld
Revenge, The
George seeks revenge on his ex-boss for not rehiring him. more:

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7:30 pm

Seinfeld

English Patient, The

TV-PG

Seinfeld
English Patient, The
Jerry lifts weights with his parents' Florida neighbor (Lloyd Bridges). more:

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Who's she dating...Mr. Peanut?

Step aside, Stringbean.

Don't tell your mother.

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8:00 pm

Family Guy (SAP)

Chitty Chitty Death Bang

TV-14

Family Guy (SAP)
Chitty Chitty Death Bang
It's Stewie's first birthday, but Meg is at a party that is really a cult meeting. more:

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Suddenly I was ambushed by a mysterious man in white.

Chitty Chitty Death Bang, Clip 1

Chitty Chitty Death Bang, Clip 2

Chitty Chitty Death Bang, Clip 3

I was imprisoned in the uteran gulog for nine months.

I've gone and soiled myself...are you happy now?

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8:30 pm

Family Guy (SAP)

Mind Over Murder

TV-PG

Family Guy (SAP)
Mind Over Murder
Peter is under house arrest after punching a pregnant woman he thought was a man. more:

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Boo Lois...yay beer!

Mind Over Murder, Clip 1

Mind Over Murder, Clip 2

Mind Over Murder, Clip 3

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9:00 pm

Family Guy (SAP)

Hero Sits Next Door, A

TV-PG

Family Guy (SAP)
Hero Sits Next Door, A
Peter, jealous of the new neighbors, foils a bank robbery for attention. more:

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A Hero Sits Next Door, Clip 1

A Hero Sits Next Door, Clip 3

You will bow to me.

He's cool dad...he killed a guy.

Is it me, or is rap music just getting lazier?

You will bow to me.

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9:30 pm

Family Guy (SAP)

Son Also Draws, The

TV-14

Family Guy (SAP)
Son Also Draws, The
Lois loses $20,000 gambling at the Indian casino. more:

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The Son Also Draws, Clip 1

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10:00 pm

Family Guy (SAP)

Brian: Portrait of a Dog

TV-PG

Family Guy (SAP)
Brian: Portrait of a Dog
Brian decides to stand up for his rights when Peter enters him in a dog show. more:

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You're hogging up all the ugly.

This is the part where you beg for a treat.

Brian: Portrait of a Dog, Clip 1

Brian: Portrait of a Dog, Clip 2

Brian: Portrait of a Dog

Brian: Portrait of a Dog, Clip 3

Peter, don't stare!

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10:30 pm

Family Guy (SAP)

Peter Peter Caviar Eater

TV-14

Family Guy (SAP)
Peter Peter Caviar Eater
Lois' aunt dies and leaves her mansion to the Griffins. more:

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A pox on Quahog!

This is where the Pilgrims landed at Fraggle Rock.

You sweet old broad. I love you.

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater, Clip 2

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11:00 pm

Conan (CC)

Episode 3416

TV-14

Conan (CC)
Episode 3416
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12:00 am

Office, The (SAP)

Fun Run Part 1

TV-PG

Office, The (SAP)
Fun Run Part 1
Michael accidentally runs over Meridith in the parking lot, and his guilt causes him to organize a 5-K run for her. Dwight an... more:

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Fun Run (Part 1), Clip 1

Fun Run (Part 1), Clip 2

Fun Run (Part 1), Clip 3

Fun Run (Part 1), Clip 1

Fun Run (Part 1), Clip 2

Fun Run (Part 1), Clip 3

Fun Run (Part 1), Part 1

Fun Run (Part 1), Part 2

Fun Run (Part 1), Part 3

Fun Run (Part 1), Part 4

12:30 am

Conan (CC)

Episode 3416

TV-14

Conan (CC)
Episode 3416
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1:30 am

Office, The (SAP)

Fun Run Part 2

TV-PG

Office, The (SAP)
Fun Run Part 2
Michael accidentally runs over Meridith in the parking lot, and his guilt causes him to organize a 5-K run for her. Dwight an... more:

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Fun Run (Part 2), Clip 1

Fun Run (Part 2), Clip 2

Fun Run (Part 2), Clip 3

Fun Run (Part 2), Clip 1

Fun Run (Part 2), Clip 2

Fun Run (Part 2), Clip 3

Fun Run (Part 2), Part 1

Fun Run (Part 2), Part 2

Fun Run (Part 2), Part 3

Fun Run (Part 2), Part 4

2:00 am