Fox & Friends, President Trump’s favorite morning show is hiring a new head writer. We would love to throw our hat in the ring. Below, please find our submission.
FOX & FRIENDS HEAD WRITER SUBMISSION PACKET
- 7 years on Twitter
- Owner of a traditional tube television
- Fire a gun every single day
- Voted “Most Likely to go to Heaven” at good girl camp
- When I get a drink from Starbucks, I have them make it in my hand so I don’t hold one of their cups.
- One credit away from a degree in journalism from Rutgers
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