High School can be rough in Capeside, MA, when you and your raging hormone best friends are on the verge of adulthood using SAT vocabulary, but who said it can't be funny? Here are some of our favorite Dawson's Creek quotes. Did we leave out your favorite? Let us know on our Dawson's Creek message boards!


very funny quotes from Dawson's Creek

"Jen and I will definitely kiss. Don't you worry. The question is will your lips ever find Pacey's?"
"I vote for an extensive rewrite."
- Dawson and Joey in Dance (Dirty Dancing)

"Hey, -- charade is a good seven letter word you can use in that scrabble game."
- Dawson in A Prelude to a Kiss (Kiss)

"When movies get too unrealistic, it depresses me. I get a headache, I can't watch."
"Unrealistic? Dawson, your favorite movie is E.T."
- Dawson and Joey in The Breakfast Club (Detention)

"Obviously, if you won't tell me, you were talking trash about me."
"Hey, I don't talk trash. I recycle it."
- Dawson and Pacey in The Breakfast Club (Detention)

"Dawson, the neighbor girl dumped you. No one died. Just get over it."
- Joey in In the Company of Men (Roadtrip)

"Finally. Dawson's evil twin. This has been a much anticipated pleasure."
- Pacey in In the Company of Men (Roadtrip)

"Hey, please. Just you know, talk to the school board and take a glance at my permanent record. There's no comparison between you and I, Dawson. Everybody knows you're like -- you're a regular Richie Cunningham. Billy, he's the Fonz."
"Congratulations. That makes you Potsie."
- Pacey and Dawson in In the Company of Men (Roadtrip)

"I don't know, Lindley, and I don't care. All I know is that in November of 1999, four hyper-verbal teens went into the woods on Witch Island to make a stupid documentary for history class. Eight hours later, two of them started making out..."
- Pacey in Escape From Witch Island

"They should bring "The Real World" here next season. Seven strangers, picked to live on an island haunted by witches. Find out what happens when they stop being polite and start getting on the witches' nerves."
- Pacey in Escape From Witch Island

"Yuck. I think we're done here."
"Come on, we gotta keep going. I don't know this stuff at all."
"Sorry, Master Thespian, but the whole next page consists solely of cooing, tickling, and lap sitting. Three things definitely not in my range as an actress."
- Joey and Pacey in Northern Lights

"Northern Lights, my ass. The guy just wants in the Potter Levis."
"Pacey, read a newspaper once in a while. You can’t fake geomagnetic activity."
"Sure you can. If you’re an egghead college student and it’s all part of some grand astronomical make-out scam."
- Pacey and Joey in Northern Lights

"It’s funny. I’ve been waiting all night for this, and it happens now. With you."
"Is that a bad thing?"
"No, it’s just... typical."
- Joey and Dawson in Northern Lights

"Why does "life experience" have to translate into wild parties and random hookups?"
"What would you have him do instead? Join a Book of the Month Club?"
- Joey and Pacey in The Valentine's Day Massacre

"For someone the Duty Nurse said was 'at home, sick as a dog,' you look fairly spry coming in that window."
"Bessie diagnosed me with a rare ailment that could only be treated with massive quantities of daytime TV."
- Dawson and Joey in Crime and Punishment

"Do my best. Any advice?"
"Avoid public nudity, drugs, first degree murder... you know, the obvious. And most importantly, don't sleep with your teacher. That never works out as well as you’d think it might."
"Witter words of wisdom. Priceless."
- Will and Pacey in Show Me Love

"Before you were kicking and screaming, now you want to be carried?"
"It’s a woman’s prerogative to change her mind, Pacey."
"I thought you were a guy tonight. Guys walk. Come on, number four. On your feet."
- Pacey and Joey in Future Tense

"Calm your hormones, woman! Didn't anyone ever tell you 'no means no'?"
"I don't think you've ever told me that."
"Well, I'm telling you now. I'm serious here -- it's time to watch TV."
"Your girlfriend offers her lips to you in the spirit of teenage lust and you'd rather watch the 'E! True Hollywood Story' on Danny Bonaduce for the fourth time? "
- Pacey and Joey in A Family Way

"I'm not a push over. I just feel I have to explore my options."
"For the past five years, your brother has been nagging you to spend a day with him observing the police process, and you've always told him to stick it. Then, you take one meaningless career aptitude exam, and suddenly you're watching the lost episodes of 'Cop Rock' and taking him up on this dubious invitation."
- Pacey and Joey in The Unusual Suspects

"So how does it feel to have a dream come true?"
"How would I know? Do I look like I’m trapped in an elevator with Kate Hudson?"
- Jack and Dawson in Self-Reliance

"Are you embarrassed to be here?"
"On gay bowling night? Of course I’m embarrassed. But it’s not the gay part that’s embarrassing. It’s the bowling."
- Jen and Jack in Self-Reliance

"Look, we’re friends, Dawson. But sisters are --"
"-- Off limits?"
"Sisters are like mothers. Only pretty."
- Pacey and Dawson in The Tao of Dawson

"What exactly is your problem with mobile technology?"
"It's invasive and irritating. Like you."
- Drue and Joey in Hopeless

"Girls suck. It's like they get lobotomized the second they hit puberty. One day you're all milling around in the Rainbow Brite section at FAO Schwartz. The next day someone has breasts..."
"After that, it's all about getting boys to like you and whoever dies the thinnest wins."
"Is that what happened to you? You wanted boys to like you."
"Teenage sluts aren’t born, they’re made."
- Jen and Frost in Mind Games

"I was just gonna say, you know, given everything that’s happened in the twelve months since last year’s prom -- I’m glad we ended up here."
"Me too, Dawson."
"God, we’re so healthy, it makes me wanna puke."
"I know. It is kinda sickening."
- Dawson and Joey in Promicide

"It's become obvious to me that in life, you're either a Mac person or you're a PC person. The choice defines you."
- Dawson in Coda

"Jo? You just 409'ed my face."
- Audrey in Use Your Disillusion

"I thought the objective was for him to be able to feel better sober."
"The objective is for him to feel better... period. Look at him."
- Pacey and Jack in High Anxiety

"Audrey, has it ever occurred to you that the goal of the college experience is not to be reduced to a piece of meat."
"You'd rather be a brain in a jar?"
"At least then I wouldn't have to worry about what to wear..."
- Joey and Audrey in Text, Lies and Videotape

"Is this a new kind of orange juice?"
"I think it's some pulp instead of tons of pulp."
"Interesting."
"I'm more of a no pulp kind of guy."
"hmm" "Yeah." "I think I need to break up with Dawson."
- Jen and Jack in Highway to Hell

"Cool. The movie star I ordered from my teen beat catalogue finally arrived. I was starting to worry."
- Pacey in 100 Light Years From Home

"So this is spring break."
"Yep."
"Funny. It's not how it looked in the brochures."
- Pacey and Joey in 100 Light Years From Home

to joey
"You are so Cher in "Moonstruck" right now."
- Audrey in Swan Song