Here are some of our favorite quotes from Steve and his students. Did we miss one of your faves? Let us know by posting it on The Steve Harvey Show Message Board, and we'll add it to the list!


very funny Steve Harvey quotes:

"T-bone you can't talk to Ced like that, just cause your life is messed up. It ain't his fault your third wife left you for your second wife."
- Steve in High Top Reunion

"I was looking at my coffin choices, I was thinking about getting the player's special, the one with the diamo."
- Steve in When the Funk Bites the Dust

"She is too pretty to be your daughter."
"What? Are you saying I can't have a pretty daughter?"
- Regina and Steve in Big Daddy's Baby Girl

"Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey that ain't bad yeah, Cedric the Entertainer."
- Cedric in I Do, I Don't

"My turn, I'm gonna use T-A-D-O-W. Tadow, Her and Cedric How you like me now."
"Word challenge. I'm sorry Lovita, but "tadow" is not in dictionary, please remove your tiles and you lose your turn."
"Well, Ice Cube thinks it's a word and he makes way more money than you do."
- Lovita and Regina in Bully Call

"When did you get your brain out of layaway?"
"About 5 mintues after you got them pants. You know I used to have a pair just like that, then my mom got a job."
- DeAndre and Bullethead in Don't Quit Your Day Job

"Maybe he'll (Steve) start calling me Vincent instead of boy."
Steve walks in.
"Boy, what are you doing here?"
"His name is Vin-cent."
"I know that. Vincent, boy, what are you doing here?"
- Vincent, Steve, and Junior in Steve's Gotta Have It

"Regina, she's half his age, when he was half his age. She's so young she don't remember when Soul Train was all black."
- Steve in Papa's Got a Brand New Bag

"Look dawg, I know selling the tickets was wrong. But look, I took the 2 grand I made and bought Lovita a real nice rolex watch. So I got 1950 left."
- Cedric in That's a Bunch of Bull, Ced

"Oh and ah bet or no bet, I'm not wearing anything that's tacky or sleazy."
"Oh no, oh no, im talking classy, something with a lot of zippers on it."
- Regina and Steve in Baby You Can Drive My Car

"And what about if Rocky had that same attitude."
"There wouldn't be a Bullwinkle."
- Steve and Bullethead in Educating Piggy

"I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks. I'll be snapped up before the first lights out!"
- Cedric in Rent

"The word for the day is "buttah". Most commonly known as parkay. It also refers to the feeling ladies get when they see this unzips shirt reveling his chest All buttah, Buttah baby! Back to you Lydia."
- Romeo in Liar, Liar, Your Versace's on Fire

"Sorry I'm late. But I'm a bad girl. Just call me the Notorius L.Y.D....I.A."
"Don't come here with all that spelling, and ruining their self-esteem. That's what I'm here for."
- Lydia and Steve in Love, Death and Basketball

"We think of Mr.Hightower as much more then a teacher."
"Yeah,we're like the sons he never wanted."
- Romeo and Bullethead in After the Fall

"This year, all students WILL be wearing clothes under their graduation outfits or we will press charges!"
- Steve in The Graduates

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