Job: Proud proprietor of my own sports memorabilia store

Signature Move: The coffee date

Philosophy on Life: "Slow and steady wins the race."

Relationship Status: Single. Very single. Just for now, though. And only because I want to be.

Thing I’m proudest of: My apartment. OK, I'm a neat freak, I admit it. Are you satisfied?

If I could have any job in the world, regardless of talent, skill or training, it would be: either a male catalog model or a professional closet organizer.

My most prized possession: I have the best shirt collection of all the guys, if not in all of the Chicago metro area.

My worst habit is: not sealing the deal with women. If you know what I mean.

Area that needs most improvement: I kinda suck at Battleship.

My ideal woman is: someone like PJ. Or her friend Stephanie. Or Brendan's girlfriend, Wendy. Ok, any woman with a pulse.