" Quick and the Dead, The" Spaghetti Western

This isn't your mom's spaghetti--not unless she makes it with a shot of whiskey and some beer. This is a cowboy's pasta dish, sure to put some fire in your belly after a long day on the range.

You will need:

  • 1 shot whiskey
  • 2 lbs. skirt steak
  • 1 lb. ground pork
  • 2 tablespoons peanut oil
  • 1 cup whole milk
  • 2 to 3 dried New Mexico chiles
  • 1 cup chopped onion
  • 1 or 2 small jalape?o peppers, seeded and finely diced
  • 1 cup chopped celery
  • 1/2 cup chopped carrot
  • 1 cup chopped bell pepper
  • 1 tablespoon minced garlic
  • 1 tablespoon ground cumin
  • 1 tablespoon ground coriander
  • 1/2 teaspoon chili flakes
  • 1/2 teaspoon oregano
  • 1 teaspoon sage
  • 2 cups canned Italian tomatoes, with juice
  • 1 6-ounce can roasted chiles, chopped
  • 1 cup beef stock
  • 1 cup beer
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 1 lb. spaghetti
  • 1 big beef (to settle with a bad guy)


  1. Chop the beef into small pieces by hand, toss with the whiskey and set aside for 10 minutes.
  2. In a large Dutch oven, heat one tablespoon of the oil over medium-high heat until just shimmering. Brown the beef and pork in three or four batches. Drain and discard fat from the Dutch oven and reduce heat to medium. Return all the browned meat to the pot, add the milk and a pinch of salt and simmer until the milk has cooked away completely, then remove from heat.
  3. Heat a dry skillet over medium-high heat and toast the dried chiles for 2-3 minutes. When cool enough to handle, break open peppers and remove the seeds, membrane, and stems. Place chiles in food processor or coffee grinder and pulverize. Set aside.
  4. Heat the remaining oil in a separate cast iron skillet over medium heat. Add the onion and jalape?o pepper and saute until the onion becomes translucent; add the celery, carrot and bell pepper and continue cooking 2 minutes, stirring often. Add the garlic, cumin, coriander, ground toasted chiles, chili flakes, oregano, and sage to the skillet; cook 1 minute stirring frequently to avoid scorching.
  5. Add the beer, let it cook until it has evaporated, then add the tomatoes with their juice and the canned chiles. Stir well with a wooden spoon, scraping the bottom and sides to loosen any tasty bits stuck to the skillet. Transfer contents of the skillet to the Dutch oven and place over medium-high heat. Add the beef stock and bay leaf to the Dutch oven, stirring well to mix all the ingredients and bring to a low boil. Immediately reduce heat to low, half cover the pot and simmer from 1 to 2 hours, until the meat is tender.
  6. Bring 6 quarts of water to boil in a large pot, add two tablespoons of salt and return to a boil. Add the pasta all at once and stir immediately to prevent sticking. Cover the pot until the water returns to a boil again, then uncover and stir until the pasta is al dente, stirring often.
  7. Drain the pasta into a colander over a large pasta bowl. Dump out the water and wipe the bowl with a towel before transferring the pasta to the warmed bowl. Immediately ladle the sauce over the pasta. Toss and serve in shallow bowls.

Serves plenty (6-8)

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