I have no idea how to do anything that involves the outdoors. I can't fish, I don't like hammocks and I hate having sand stuck to me. The original Gilligan also had no outdoor skills, so I think we are a perfect match. I may come across as a jackass and goofy, but when it comes to a competition, I'm a worthy competitor.
Typical Gilligan Move:
I tried to sneak on the golf course by my house, but I didn't notice a golfer hit his 8 iron from 150 yards away. The ball hit me, and when I gained consciousness, I was covered in blood and had a giant dent in my forehead.
Getting into savage shape at the gym and using my razor sharp wit to meet as many girls as humanly possible.
Ginger or Mary Ann:
New Gilligan's Theme Song: Sloop John B.
by the Beach Boys
Meet his competition on the Green team