Okay, so most guys only want to be involved in a wedding long enough to stand up for a buddy or to be the one to say "I do." So what's the quickest way to get him to say, "I don't"? Ask him to plan the wedding, host a bridal shower and bachelorette party, and be in the wedding party...as a bridesmaid! That's right, this week, the guys get a matrimonial makeover--and for better or for worse, each tries to prove that He's A Lady.

"It's the first day after the second elimination and it seems quieter with five of us here," observes Albert. At the start of the day, the guys get a box telling them that they will be a part of a wedding. And shortly thereafter, they get a visit from a bride and groom--Cecilia and Lionel--who will be getting married within days. The young couple tours the Dollhouse while they describe their proposal story. The married contestants instantly recall their own experiences, particularly Cree, who says, "I just recently got married and it was one of the most incredible life-changing experiences of my life." Donnell also chimes in, saying, "It was the best, most challenging thing of my life. Getting married is my biggest accomplishment ever." Before the couple leaves, Cecilia asks the five to assist with wedding plans and arranges to meet them at a bridal shop.

The guys dress to go out, and arrive at the boutique to assist the bride with selecting her accessories, including earrings and a necklace, while she tries on her dress. The guys enjoy the challenge, as Albert admits, "It dawned on me that an accessory can make or break an outfit. I hate to say that but it's true." Donnell adds, "The most fulfilling thing I've done since I've been in the house is help Cecilia pick out accessories for her wedding day." The men soon learn they are really at the shop to have their dresses--bridesmaids' dresses--altered for Cecilia's wedding. Yes, before the contestants go on to their next task, Cecilia invites them all to be in her wedding. Some are excited ("For her to allow me to be in her wedding is an honor. Wow." says Michael) while still others can't believe she asked ("I couldn't imagine how Cecilia would want to have a bunch of unattractive guys dressed up as her bridesmaids," says Cree). To Cree's chagrin, once the guys get fitted for their dresses, they head over to a florist to design the bouquets and boutonnieres.

"I found myself doing very well. If I don't have a job when I go home, I'm going to be a florist," says Michael, as enthusiastic about this errand as he was about the last. David and Donnell notice that Cree has wandered off, annoyed. No one is prepared for what happens next. As the bride leaves the guys for the day, she asks if she and her friends can have her bridal shower at the Dollhouse--sending Cree completely over the edge. "The more I thought about it, the angrier I got. I felt they were making fun of us and poking fun at marriage and that really bothered me," he says. Alone with the guys in the Dollhouse, Cree unloads, saying, "I think it's insulting that they take the sanctity of marriage and fricking do something like that. It disgusts me, I'm sorry." The guys counter back and try to understand why Cree is upset. "They can't mock marriage if yours is good," says Donnell.

Cree continues to try to make a case for his argument but the other guys are not convinced. "I understand you're pissed about this, but you could've found a better way to tell us we're idiots for falling for it," says David. "Today was about making this day special for Cecilia," says Donnell, "The fact that Cree was gonna take that and break it down into little pieces means he's not a man. He's not worthy of wearing a dress." Cree simmers down in enough time for the guys to get the house together for the bridal shower and bachelorette party, but Donnell is not appeased. "If Cree wants to apologize for it, he can, but I'm not going to forget it happened," he says.

Cecilia and her girlfriends arrive at the Dollhouse, excited for the evening to come and unsure of what they will find. The bride seeks out Cree to ease his discomfort about being a part of her wedding. Cree relaxes and enjoys the rest of the evening, filled with shower games, girl talk, baking, drinking...and a food fight! Cecilia makes a final toast for a beautiful wedding day and the guys unwind and reflect on the success of the party. "Being involved with a bachelorette party is mind-blowing. Girls are way more fun than guys; girls are cool," David says. Donnell also chimes in, "Women rock! God, I love women."

"It's a new day, it's Cecilia's day and I'm hoping Cree doesn't flip out again," admits David the next morning, as the guys beautify themselves to walk down the aisle. Soon, each of the five makes "her" entrance--to the shock of the bride and groom's guests and the other members of the wedding party. "When it was my turn to make my entrance, I turned the corner and the groomsmen just busted out laughing," reflects David. He continues, "I could see them counting saying 'Oh, he's not my partner.'"

The couple says their vows, and even Cree is moved. "Being at the ceremony, I had a hundred percent different attitude from what I though it would be, and you can't help but be moved." He says. "I felt those warm fuzzies. It was nice." At the end of the ceremony, the bridesmaids and the groomsmen make the best of the unique situation and walk down the aisle together arm-in-arm. "After Cecilia and Lionel's friends got over the initial shock, they really understood and warmed up to us," says Donnell. The guys let loose and enjoy an evening of dancing at the reception. "Guys dressed in bridesmaids dresses dancing with groomsmen might seem weird, but it wasn't, it was just a party. It isn't like anyone did any slow-dancing," says Donnell.

Host Tony Frassrand cuts into the fun to offer the next challenge to win both immunity from elimination and the dude pass. The guys are asked to compete in the one tradition at a wedding reception that only the ladies get to do. The bouquet toss! The contestants are told not to hold back but to go for the bouquet once it's tossed. As the guys push to get into place, David explains, "The bouquet toss was the first opportunity in this competition for us to be men. You could really feel the testosterone flowing as we were all jostling for position." The guys strategize and get into position but were thrown off by a fake-out toss by the bride. Once she actually throws it, and the dust, chiffon and wigs settle, Albert is the victor. The bride and groom reflect on how perfect and memorable the day was, while back at the Dollhouse, Donnell realizes he may have torn his pectoral muscle in the struggle for the flowers. He goes to the hospital and returns in a sling.

The guys wake up the next day to a row of three bassinets, each with a baby inside. Albert asks Michael to go with him on the dude pass, and the two of them enjoy an afternoon at the Motion Picture Driving Clinic. Meanwhile, at the Dollhouse, Cree looks forward to an afternoon of motherhood. "I've really embraced my new character. She's a housemother with four or five children. She's beautiful," he says. Donnell is not so enthusiastic about the day ahead, saying, "Babies are cool as long as someone else is taking care of them. The only baby in my life is my wife." Miles away from the nursery, Michael and Albert work with a professional stuntman to recreate scenes from some of their favorite shows and movies. "You just go full blast, spinning the cars around, one-eighties, three-sixties. It was the coolest thing," says Michael. After an exciting evening, the guys head back to the Dollhouse and prepare for the next elimination.

Michael is particularly concerned, since if he gets the most votes again, it will be his third time in front of the judges. "I've been there twice, and it really hurts to be there twice. You don't know how bad it makes me feel to be there twice," he says. Donnell has another plan in mind as he says, "It is my goal to get Cree outta this house now cause I don't need him here for my own well-being." We'll see what happens...

After Host Tony Frassrand introduces the judges and reminds them of the contestants' work on Cecilia and Lionel's wedding, each of the five makes his entrance--in a wedding gown. "You're like a virgin," says Debbie Matenopoulos about Albert. "Look at the French bustle," says Morgan Fairchild about Donnell's dress. "You guys are so lucky they didn't give you eight-foot trains," she adds, as Michael makes his entrance. Then, David enters. "I spoke too soon!" she erupts. "Wynnona went for it all, and I'm so proud that you didn't trip on the train," says Morgan. "You really need to be HIT by a train," exclaims John Salley. Cree is greeted by Morgan Fairchild with, "Oh, the orange blossoms! You look beautiful."

The host gives each of the contestants his fate, with Cree going up for elimination first. Then, it's a tie between Donnell and Michael for the other chair. Albert breaks the tie and votes for Michael to go in front of the judges, thinking that he is his biggest competition. Cree attempts to defend himself to the judges when asked about the incidents over the past few days. Michael also pleads his case when the judges ask how he has managed to get the most elimination votes AGAIN. In the end, the judges ask Michael to leave. "I think everyone knows I love him, but he had been up here three times. I couldn't keep fighting for him," says Debbie Matenopoulos. "It was just his time to go."

"On principle, I would have voted Cree off for going ballistic, but he seemed like he learned something from it and he articulated it," says Morgan Fairchild about her choice. John Salley counters, "The last two times I voted that Michael should go, but this time I voted he should stay. The fact that he came up a third time said that obviously he's a threat so I wanted to keep the threat there. Once again I got outvoted by the ladies."

Who will get voted out next week? Find out on the next installment of He's A Lady!