Drew may not be the head of the company, but he's a natural leader. Just look at the work he's done with Oswald and Lewis! Check out some of his leadership principles in the quotes below. Have one to add? Let us know on our Drew Carey Message Boards!


very funny Seinfeld quotes:

"Excuse me, Mr. Carey?"
"I'm sorry, my father's Mr. Carey. I'm Mrs. Carey."
"Want to smile so I know you're kidding?"

- Lisa and Drew in Miss Right

"I'm so lucky that model got sick. That'll teach her to eat twice in one day."
- Kate in The Joining of Two Unlike Elements is a Mixture

"From now on, all employees will be required to bring their sense of humor to work every day. This replaces the normal practice of having a stick up your butt!"
- Drew in No Two Things in Nature are Exactly Alike

"I'm tired of giving in. I give in every day of my life! I give in to my boss, I give in to my neighbors, I even give in and buy American. And when that breaks, I buy American again!"
- Drew in Drew Meets Lawyers

"Here's a joke that won't offend anybody: a person and a person walk into a place. There, that's it."
- Drew in Drew in Court

"You put MIMI in Cosmetics?! Oh, great. Why don't we just put Ike Turner in the complaints department?"
- Kate in Isomers Have Distinct Characteristics

"So, I see you've got a Bible there. Let me spare you the details: you're going to Hell."
"Yeah, I've always wanted to see your place."
- Mimi and Drew in There is No Scientific Name for a Show About God

"Sorry. Just killing Mom before time gets here."
- Kate in Drew and Kate and Kate's Mom

"I get up at dawn to look this good!"
"So that's what scares the sun away."
- Mimi and Drew in The Bully You Know

"I need to show the unemployment office I'm looking for work. Can you sign this?"
"The Devil wants me to sign something. This always turns out good."
- Jack and Drew in The Devil, You Say

"Ms. Blankenship died? Oh my God. What are we gonna do?"
"Well, since we haven't perfected reanimation, I say we just let her be dead."
- Lewis and Drew in The Day the Music Died

"I lost my brewery, I lost my house, my woman left me...All I got left is my beer and my crippled dog." (pause) "Hey, if I could get that to rhyme, I'd have a country song!"
- Drew in What the Zoning Inspector Saw

"Drew huffed and he puffed and he blew our lease down."
- Lewis in Hello/Goodbye

"Oh my God! It's not even the same person I thought! She's a total stranger! I slept with a stranger!" (pause) "Hey, I slept with a stranger!"
"How bad did she need furniture?"
- Drew and Lewis in Check Out Drew's Old Flame

"No! You get a dog! Or you take a cold-hearted look at your parents' life and the urge passes!"
- Drew, on marriage in Drew Gets Married

"They may have loads of money and their fancy bars, but we have one thing they'll never have: no class!"
- Kate in Cap-Beer-Cino