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"Some girl ate Monica!!!"
"Shut up! The camera adds 10 pounds."
"Oh. So how many cameras are actually on you?"
- Joey, Monica and Chandler in The One With the Prom Video

"Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream."
"Ah, the lesser-known 'I don't have a dream' speech."
- Chandler and Ross in The One With the Stoned Guy

"I can't believe you two had sex in her dream."
"I'm sorry, it was a one time thing. I was very drunk and it was somebody else's subconscious."
- Ross and Chandler in The One With the Ick Factor

"What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?"
"Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies? 'Help! Come quick, they're still extinct!'"
- Joey and Monica in The One With the Ick Factor

"Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say. It could say, 'Ross Geller, Good at Marriage!' Y'know? Mine's gonna say, 'Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.'"
- Phoebe in The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel

"Okay, man, I didn't want to bring this up, but Chandler is the stupidest name I've ever heard in my whole life! It's not even a name! It's barely even a word. It's kind of like 'chandelier,' but it's not. It's a stupid, stupid, non-name."
- Joey in The One With Rachel's New Dress

"Your money's mine, Green."
"Your fly's open, Gellar!!"
- Ross and Rachel in The One With All the Poker

"I've been with my share of women. In fact, I've been with, like, a lot of people's share of women."
- Joey in The One With Ross' New Girlfriend

"Oh! Sorry, did I get you?"
"NO, you didn't get me! It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!"
- Chandler and Joey in The One With Frank Jr.

"What are you doing?"
"You said I had to give you the chair. You didn't say anything about the cushions."
"The cushions are the essence of the chair!"
"That's right! I'm taking the essence."
- Chandler and Joey in The One Where No One's Ready

"What are you doing?"
"Making chocolate milk. You want some?"
"No thanks, I'm 29."
- Ross and Chandler in The One Where Monica and Richards Are Just Friends

"Thank you for my beautiful earrings, they're perfect. I love you."
"Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, okay?"
"Now I love you even more."
- Rachel and Ross in The One With the Two Parties

"Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?"
"Yeah, sure."
"By someone besides Monica?"
- Joey and Ross in The One With the Bullies

"Aw, Phebes."
"Honey, that's your name."
"That's short for 'Phoebe?' I thought that's just what we called each other."
- Phoebe and Rachel in The One With Joey's Dirty Day

"My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
"Joey...Switzerland?"
- Joey and Chandler in The One With the Fake Monica

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