- The only colors that matter in the town of Gulfhaven are red and white. As in what's swirling around in your wine glass. But what would you do if all the glasses mysteriously disappeared? Or if you just needed a larger option? Don't worry - we've got you covered!
- Flowers eventually die; wine is always tasty.
- You can pound grape while you're line dancing!
- Frozen drinks are for wussies!
- That's why God invented free-standing candlesticks.
- Even hikers need a happy hour.
- Ladies who lunch ... need wine.
- Looks like that pet goldfish is getting flushed.
- C is for Cocktail!
- Of course, this means you'll need a punch bowl of wine, too.
- You're on a diet, anyway.
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