Cougar Town

Top 10 Ways to Woo Your Mom's BFF

Cougar Town - Top 10 Ways to Woo Your Mom's BFF

Girls have come and gone in Travis's life, but there's only one dream woman who has remained a constant: Laurie. So how do you woo your mom's BFF? We've got some advice for the young prince of the cul-de-sac!
Come up with a catchy moniker. For example, what about Traurie? Lavis?
Tell her that age is just a number.
Sweep her off her feet in a romantic setting. Hawaii, perhaps?
Constantly hang out with your mom and her inner circle.
Don't ever call her a "cougar." Try out a new animal, like "badger" or "grizzly bear."
Make sure you have red wine in your kitchen at ALL times.
Be a shoulder she can lean on - both emotionally and physically.
Get in good with her BFF. In this case, be a better son and call your mother more!
Follow all her social networking accounts. (Ever heard of @TheLarmy?)
Get strangers to adopt "What, What!" or whatever her latest go-to catchphrase is.