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| Andango |
| One of Bobby's perfect nicknames for Andy. |
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| Arthur |
| The Asian baby Jules once planned to adopt with Grayson. |
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| Bang Box |
| The box where Grayson keeps leftover items from his former hook-ups. |
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| Big Present Day |
| When Ellie has to go buy herself a big present (like a truck). |
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| Bitch and Ditch |
| When you take a girl to a restaurant and pretend to dump her so she gets a free meal. |
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| Blog |
| Like a diary, but you want everyone to read it. |
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| Bobby Budget |
| $20 for a whole weekend. |
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| Burger Bitch |
| Ellie's alter ego, well known in Gulfhaven for relentlessly doling out insults and hamburgers. |
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| Butt Ball |
| A game in which one player throws a ball at the other player's butt. |
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| Cake Walk |
| Jules officially changed this term to mean "something really hard," because it's tricky to walk around holding a bunch of cakes. |
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| Cell Phone Whip |
| Ellie's act of violence after Andy tried to teach her how to text pictures. He still doesn't have peripheral vision. |
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| Clobeblis |
| Jules' attempt to combine Cobb and Ellis, and also a genius name for high-cholesterol medicine. |
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| Co-MoH |
| Co-Maid-of-Honor. |
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| Confidence Dance |
| What Bobby and Andy do to get psyched up for a big event. |
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| Coopering |
| When Jules cries, her makeup runs, and she ends up looking like Alice Cooper. |
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| Crotch Block |
| Something (like babies) that keeps ladies from finding good dates. |
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| Cupfakes |
| Cupcakes made by an amateur baker, snuck into Laurie's display case by Andy without her noticing. |
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| Dead Baby Lasagna |
| Pity lasagna made by someone who thinks you lost your child. |
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| Dominance Ball |
| Bobby and Andy's game, in which you peg someone with a ball when they're not looking, thus establishing dominance. |
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| Doppelganger |
| Bobby thinks it means "penis." It doesn't.. |
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| Donald Trump |
| Means "not cool at all." |
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| Drink Tank Think Tank |
| Getting together with friends and drinking white wine (because there's less alcohol in white, so you can think better) while thinking. |
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| Ellie's Seven Minutes |
| The seven minutes a day when Ellie is nice to be around. |
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| Engine Room |
| What Bobby calls his downstairs area. |
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| Estevez Festives |
| An Emilio Estevez movie marathon. |
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| Fanny Duster |
| Laurie's name for Grayson's bushy mustache. |
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| Fat Chance |
| Jules officially changed this term to mean "definitely," because "slim chance" and "fat chance" should be opposites. |
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| Finger Guns |
| The weapons Jules takes out when she gets nervous. |
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| Friend Test |
| When you call your entire friendship into question and force your friend into doing something. |
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| Furk |
| "Furk" is what they call it when fun and work go together. |
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| G.A.C. |
| Stands for "guilty as charged." |
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| Gayke |
| One of Laurie's creations. Because "gays love cakes." |
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| Gift Whore |
| A very generous prostitute who also happens to have bad oral hygiene. Don't look her in the mouth. |
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| Gold-Diggery |
| A little-known area of study that examines the practice of using a man for his money. Laurie has a degree. |
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| Graysonship |
| A relationship with an emotionless robot. |
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| Grease 2 |
| The sequel to Grease, in which the characters from the first movie live in space and do the hand jive with aliens. |
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| Ho-stradamus |
| Laurie's alter ego: a promiscuous woman who can predict the future. |
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| Hug Battle |
| A contest to see who can stand a shirtless hug the longest. The prize: the very last fry in the basket. |
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| Hulk Out |
| Losing one's self control and resorting to destroying things as an outlet for anger and frustration. |
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| Human Whack-a-Mole |
| A lawn game played with two people and a shovel. |
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| Junk in the Trunk |
| Officially changed to mean "emotional baggage." |
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| Justice |
| The Truth's new sidekick, a.k.a. Grayson's freshly-waxed back. |
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| Lady J-Love Explosion |
| Jules' pimp name. |
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| Landlined |
| A dire situation in which a friend or family member calls on a non-cellular phone to share serious, often disturbing news. |
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| Laurie Povich |
| One of Bobby's great nicknames, and also a genius idea for a new talk show featuring Laurie Keller. |
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| Lie-Shirt |
| A T-shirt that sends a message full of deception. |
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| Luey |
| Laurie's new word for "lunch." |
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| Mando |
| A portmanteau of "Mayor Ando." |
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| Milky Guessy |
| A game in which the player guesses which kind of milk he or she is drinking. |
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| Mr. Beakington |
| The seagull that once moved in with Jules and Grayson. |
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| Naked Day |
| A special holiday when Jules and Grayson rock their birthday suits for 24 whole hours. Also known as "the sexiest day ever." |
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| Nerdgasm |
| An explosion of excitement over something that involves dragons. |
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| None-a-lingus |
| One of Bobby's signature sexy-time moves, in which you get a girl naked and kiss everything except the good parts. |
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| Nonversation |
| A manly conversation where everything gets said but no one's talking. |
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| Noodling |
| A special kind of redneck fishing in which you catch a catfish by getting it to eat the noodle. Your arm is the noodle. |
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| Oldie Locks |
| Laurie's nickname for Ellie. |
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| Pornograph |
| A device used to measure arousal. |
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| Pound Grape |
| Drink wine. |
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| Pregnant Mermaid Cake |
| For baby showers. |
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| Prince Charles |
| What Laurie says when she wants to throw up. |
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| Procisional |
| As in "stop being so procisional." (We don't get it either.) |
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| Quadzilla |
| What Andy's legs look like after dragging Bobby's burger truck around town. |
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| Revengance |
| The act of exacting revenge. |
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| Richard Stans |
| Who Jules thinks wrote the Pledge of Allegiance and signed the Declaration of Independence. "And to the Republic, for Richard Stans ..." |
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| Ron Mexico |
| Bobby's super-cool alter ego – an alcoholic who once ran across America. |
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| Sangaria Hat |
| A great way to get over heartache. |
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| Sharking |
| Wrapping a car in toilet paper with an awesome fin on top and spray-painted shark eyes. |
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| Slap Out of It |
| How to get out of a funk. Much more effective than snapping out of it. |
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| Snack Basket |
| Another original Bobby phrase used to refer to a man's private area. |
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| Snooze Burger |
| The burger Bobby keeps in his bed when he's using "Dog Travis" as a snooze button. |
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| Strudel |
| Yet another word that means "have sex" to the cul-de-sac crew. |
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| Surk |
| Work sucks. That's why Andy calls it "surk." |
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| T-Boning |
| Taking a knee to disguise stomach pains. |
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| T-Saver |
| Time-saver. |
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| Table-Shaker |
| A particularly cacophonous burp. |
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| Ted Danson |
| Means "totally cool." |
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| T.G.I.Grayson's |
| Ellie's nickname for Grayson's bar when he gets bar trivia. |
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| The American Way |
| The nickname that Jules thinks Grayson should give his "johnson." |
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| The Nut Hut |
| Travis' second attempt at naming his college residence. |
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| The Panty Graveyard |
| The final name for Travis' college house, created by Laurie. |
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| The Phallus Palace |
| Travis' first attempt at naming his college residence. |
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| The Tickler |
| Bobby's name for his golden mustache. |
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| The Truth |
| Grayson's hot bod. |
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| Thunder Stealer |
| Ellie's Native American name. |
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| Tom Cruise Run |
| It looks and feels faster when you pump your arms a lot. |
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| Tomato Cage Dance |
| The move Jules' does when she's on sleeping pills. Also known as the "herky jerky." |
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| Truck Ghost |
| The ghost Ellie thinks lives in her pick-up and moves her sunglasses. |
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| Truth Gun |
| When it's pointed at you, you cannot tell a lie. |
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| Uterus Up |
| The female version of the phrase "sack up." |
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| V.B. |
| Vacation Boyfriend. |
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| Vagalentine's Day |
| A Laurie-created holiday when you take pictures of your snooze for your boyfriend. |
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| Vagina-thesaurus |
| The best dinosaur ever. |
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| Vaulted |
| When you promise to keep a secret, especially an embarrassing one. |
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| Wang Town |
| Travis' college house. Third naming attempt. |
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| White Shirt Contest |
| A competition to determine who has the best cleanliness skills. |
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| Window Doctor |
| A physician who comes to your kitchen window to diagnose your illnesses. |
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| Wine Spike |
| An outdoor lawn accessory that holds wine bottles and avoids awkward wine-free situations. |
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| Wizard Hat Cake |
| For adults only. |
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| Year-iod |
| When your birth control pill slows down your cycle so much that your "time of the month" is only once a year. |
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| Zooey Descha-hell-no |
| A quirky young actress who doesn't take no crap from nobody. |
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