Top Ten Expressions From the '80s

The bodacious days of airheads, dweebs, valley girls and preppies are totally back with this rad top 10! Don't sound like a spaz – use these way cool terms from the '80s in order to talk the talk of misunderstood teens from days gone by.

Tubular
adj.

• Very cool; neat
  Example: I'm so jealous of that tubular keytar your parents gave you!

As if
excl.

• No way; I'd rather not
  Example: Date a dork with zits AND a mullet? As if!

Chill pill
excl.

• Calm down; relax
  Example: For the last time, I promise pizza doesn't stain spandex. Take a chill pill!

Gnarly
adj.

• Awesome; amazing
  Example: This gnarly arcade has all of my majorly fave video games.

Gag me with a spoon
excl.

• Disgusting; nauseating
  Example: Your outfit is truly heinous. When it comes to coolots, gag me with a spoon!

Psych
excl.

• Gotcha; not true
  Example: I prefer hanging out with my parents rather than going out on a date...psych!

Scuzzbucket
noun

• Dirty or messy person
  Example: Only a scuzzbucket would drink 12 cans of pop without brushing his teeth!

Grody to the max
excl.

• Gross; revolting
  Example: I was so embarrassed when I ran into my teacher at the mall! Grody to the max!

No doy
excl.

• Obviously; clearly
  Example: Of course I tease, hair spray and re-tease my bangs. No doy!

Bitchin'
excl.

• Excellent; wonderful
  Example: Going back to school is a bummer after having such a bitchin' summer!