Stankowski (Chris D’Elia
) is Omega Sig’s perpetual student. Known as The Oracle, he has been a resident of the fraternity house for more than 10 years, which he says feels like 30,000 years…or sometimes just a moment. His room has a constant haze because of the numerous water pipes in use (including one made out of a mannequin’s leg). It is from here that he expounds on the meaning of life and provides bits of wisdom to the younger brothers.