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"Welcome to the real world! It sucks! You're going to love it!"
- Monica, to Rachel in The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate

"'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm going to be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you.'"
- Chandler in The One With the Thumb

"Pheebs, who's George Stephanopoulos?"
"That's Big Bird's friend."
- Rachel and Pheobe in The One With George Stephanopoulos

"You'll find someone. I know you will. The right woman is just waiting for you."
"That's easy for you to say. You found one already."
- Carol and Ross in The One With the Candy Hearts

"Guys, guys, guess what, guess what?"
"Hmm, I don't know...the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?"
- Rachel and Chandler in The One With All the Poker

"I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to...woo her."
"Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1980's when that phrase was last used."
- Ross and Chandler in The One Where the Monkey Gets Away

"Stop being so testosteroney!"
"Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat."
- Phoebe and Chandler in The One With the Evil Orthodontist

"If I wanna get the money, I'm not allowed to conduct any personal experiments, if you know what I mean."
"Joey, we always know what you mean."
- Joey and Monica in The One Where Rachel Finds Out

"Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea?"
"Mm...hmm."
"This man is my god!"
- Joey and Phoebe in The One Where Ross Finds Out

"Hey, hey, check it out! Guess what I got!"
"Rhythm?"
- Joey and Chandler in The One With Russ

"What are you getting so bent out of shape for? It's not like we agreed to live together forever. We're not Bert and Ernie!"
- Joey in The One Where Joey Moves Out

"Quick! How do you get a chick out of a VCR!?"
- Chandler in The One With a Chick and a Duck

"Monica Im quitting, I just helped an 81 year old women put on a thong and she didnt even buy it!"
- Rachel in The One With Rachel's Crush

"Phoebe, there is no secret, okay? I didn't propose!"
"Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us you were a doctor?"
- Ross and Phoebe in The One Where No One Proposes

"If you don't like this one, I can find you a better one," (looks around restaurant) "Mike, Mike!"
- Joey in The One Where Emma Cries

"Did I leave the stove on?"
"You haven't cooked since 1996!"
- Rachel and Ross in The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner

"You got a manny!?"
- Chandler in The One With The Male Nanny

"So let me get this straight. My friends die, then we get Emma, then my wife dies, then Emma, the one tiny ray of hope left in my life gets taken away from me?!"
"Now there's your movie!"
- Chandler and Phoebe in The One With Rachel's Other Sister

"Emma is the product of a bottle of Merlot and a 5 year old condom."
- Monica in The One With Rachel's Other Sister

"What is the difference between beer and lager?
"I don't know. We could look it up."
"Thing's are about to get wild."
- Mike and Ross in The One With Rachel's Phone Number

"No, I want you to have a job that you love. Not statistical analysis and data reconfiguration."
"I quit, and you learn what I do?"
- Monica and Chandler in The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work

"You really think she's hot?"
"Are you kidding? If I wasn't married she'd be rejecting me right now."
- Rachel and Chandler in The One With Phoebe's Rats

"If she wants to go out there kissing guys that she barely knows, then so will I!"
- Ross in The One Where Monica Sings

"They shouldn't be having S-E-X around the B-A-B-I-E!"
- Joey in The One With The Blind Dates

"You know how, uh, the nurse said that... that Nana had... had passed? Well, she's not... quite...."
"What?"
"She's not past... she's present, she's back."
- Ross and Mrs. Gellar in One Where Nana Dies Twice

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