Top Ten Things Every Grown Woman Should Get Rid Of

YOU CAN ACTUALLY LOSE TEN YEARS IF YOU JUST GET RID OF THE CLOTHES, JEWELRY, AND ACCESSORIES THAT ARE WEIGHING YOU DOWN AND MAKING YOU LOOK LIKE YESTERDAY’S NEWS.

1. Thin gold necklaces…sell them! Check out mygoldparty.com.

2. Eyewear that no longer contains your prescription. Donate to Lens Crafters.

3. The stretched out bra. You need to keep the girls up.

4. Socks that don’t match. You’ll never find the mate.

5. Tube tops and bustiers. You need more support.

6. Clip-on button earrings. Not happening this decade!

7. Choker necklaces, which now choke you.

8. Crocs. Is there a more unflattering shoe?

9. Cut-off shorts and Daisy Dukes. Not classy at a certain age.

10. Necklaces that show many grandchildren you have! Carry a brag book in your bag instead.

YOU’LL FIND MORE IN THE NEW PAPERBACK VERSION OF HOW NOT TO LOOK OLD!

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