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"Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath STINKS." - Donkey in Shrek
"And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!" - Donkey in Shrek
"Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?"
"That would be my home."
"Oh and it is LOVELY. You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder." - Donkey and Shrek in Shrek
"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!" - Donkey in Shrek
"Oh, no no no no. Dead broad OFF the table..." - Shrek in Shrek
"Ogres are like onions"
"Oh, they make you cry."
"Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs."
"NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers."
"Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody likes onions."
- Shrek and Donkey in Shrek
"Man, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one like that. My mouth was open and everything."
"Donkey, if that was me, you'd be dead. That's brimstone... we must be getting close."
"Yeah, right, brimstone, don't be talking about no brimstone. I know what I smelt and it wasn't no brimstone and it didn't come off no stone neither."
- Donkey and Shrek in Shrek
"Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it." - Donkey in Shrek
"Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean white sparkly teeth, I know you probably hear this all the time from your food but you must bleach or something, 'cause that's one dazzling smile you got there and do I detect a hint of minty freshness?" - Donkey in Shrek
"Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?" - Lord Farquaad in Shrek
"Aright, nobody move. I've got a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it. I'm a donkey on the edge."
- Donkey in Shrek
"You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious." - Donkey in Shrek
"Donkey, shh, shh. It's me... in this body."
"Oh, my God, you ate the princess!"
- Princess Fiona and Donkey in Shrek