Top Ten Ways to Hide Being Rich

Top Ten Ways to Hide Being Rich
Hard to believe as it is, being extremely wealthy can be just as embarrassing as being dirt poor. It's not easy being the one who never has to borrow money or mooch for anything, especially if jealous friends are involved. Here are some tactics you can employ to downplay the fact that you could pick up the entire bar's tab without having to take out a loan.

• Patches and a little chimney soot go a long way
• Pretend to hate beluga caviar
• Date someone below your league
• Rock a portable CD player
• Go to work every day
• Mispronounce "hors d'oeuvres," "fois gras," "tapas," and "soufflé"
• Act as if you didn’t know what a Ponzi scheme was three months ago
• Replace the bumper on you luxury sedan with a 2x4
• Have your chef serve you food on paper plates
• Do community service out of the goodness of your heart, not out of being forced by a court mandate

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