Mike's Top Ten Ways to Meet a Girl

Mike's Top Ten Ways to Meet a Girl
Mike is what you might call a "lady's man". So, we've put together a list of his top ten best ways to meet a girl. Now, before you go a-courtin', take it from Mike: anytime is a good time to make a connection. So, always be on your game. Perfect your skills and put them into play. 'Cause that’s how you get the play – BOOYA!

1. The office. It's a cliche because it works. But beware the awkward office break-up. That means you'll have to walk the long way to the copier.
   
   
2. The mall. Ladies love to shop. Happening by the make-up counter is always a good bet.
   
   
3. The post office on tax day. Come prepared with stamps and you will be the hero.
   
   
4. Weddings – duh.
   
   
5. Pilates. Seriously, you'd be amazed and you'll be really limber.
   
   
6. Airplanes. You've got two hours at the very minimum to make your move.
   
   
7. Gardening centers. If you know the difference between a hydrangea and a camellia, it's a gold mine.
   
   
8. A party. Like the wedding, a party feels like a date without actually being a date - instant credibility.
   
   
9. Borrow a dog. Take it to the dog park. Pretend to care.
   
   
10. Card shops. Hot women love expensive stationery.