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Failure to Launch Quotes

Appreciate your independence or lack thereof with these quotes from Failure to Launch. Do you have any more lines from the film? Share them with us on our message boards.

"Yeah, everyone from work went to T.G.I. Friday's, but I don't really like that place. Or anyone I work with."
"Oh good, so then we can stay in and watch one of those drinking movies you like."
- Kit and Paula in Failure to Launch

"Hey, Paula. Good news. It's Champagne Thursday."
"It's Friday."
"Uh, yeah, Thursday came twice this week."
"For the third straight week."
"There's talk of making it permanent."
- Kit and Paula in Failure to Launch

"Deception's a poison. It’s like margarine."
- Demo in Failure to Launch

"'Cause it's going to take a stick of dynamite to get me out of my parents' house."
- Tripp in Failure to Launch

"I do sleep well at night."
"On a twin bed, with Superman sheets that you've had since you were six."
"As opposed to you, who sleeps in a King-sized bed in your mother's basement."
"It's orthopedic, and I need it."

- Tripp to Ace in Failure to Launch

"So, where do you see us going?"
"Well, tonight, I see us going back to my place."
- Melissa to Tripp in Failure to Launch

"We ain't buying that chair."
"I am getting this polka-dot chair. I've got my own money."
"Unless you start dancing again, you're broke."

- Al and Sue in Failure to Launch

"So, you live with your parents?"
"Is that a problem?"
"No. Not for me."

- Paula and Tripp in Failure to Launch

"And the thing is, Mom, Dad, I've lived upstairs since I was three, and it's been great."
- Tripp in Failure to Launch


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