Top Ten Reasons to Move Out
Tripp still lives in his parents’ house and he’s in his mid-30s. There are probably many like him. Here are some perks to getting your own place:
No more brussel sprout night
Someone other than your mother can dress you
No awkward silences during dirty parts of movies
You can sleep wherever you want, not just the basement
Your birthday suit is always an option
You don’t have to get permission to have a second helping
You can go outside without a jacket
No more worrying about someone parked behind you in the driveway
You can play unedited music carefree
You get to choose whether you see the family over the holidays or not