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june 20


Clueless Quotes

Enjoy a good laugh with these hilarious lines from Clueless. Did we leave off some of your favorites? Share them with us on our message boards.

"Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum."
- Cher in Clueless

"Oh look, Josh is dancing with Tai, he never dances."
"I can see why."
- Cher and Christian in Clueless

"Old people can be so sweet."
- null in Clueless

"Hey man, protective vibe, I dig."
- Christian in Cluess

"Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972."
- Cher in Clueless

"He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?"
- Cher in Clueless

"Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite."
- null in Clueless

"Do you know what time it is? Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy."
- Mel and Cher in Clueless

"Was I the only one listening?I thought it reeked. Cher: No I believe that's your designer imposter perfume."
- Amber and Cher in Clueless

"You look like Pippi Longstocking."
"Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?"
"Someone Mel Gibson never played."
- Josh and Cher in Clueless

"Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex."
- Cher in Clueless

"Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good."
- Cher in Clueless

"We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree."
"Oh how fabulous. Getting Marky Mark to take time from his busy pants dropping schedule to plant trees."
- Josh and Cher in Clueless

"Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value."
- Cher in Clueless

"I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy."
- Travis in Clueless


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