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"In America, we have laws. Laws against killing, laws against stealing. And it is just accepted that as a member of American society, you will live by these laws. In West Canaan, Texas, there is another society which has its own laws. Football is a way of life."
- Jonathan "Mox" Moxon in Varsity Blues

"Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict."
- Coach Bud Kilmer in Varsity Blues

"Jonathan Moxon, you are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue. Now take off your clothes and get in the car."
- Tweeder in Varsity Blues

"I sure do love that dog."
"I think it's a pig."
"Yeah."
- Billy Bob and Mox in Varsity Blues

"Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?"
- Billy Bob in Varsity Blues

"You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know."
- Coach Bud Kilmer in Varsity Blues

"I raised you to be a winner, so damn it, boy, win!"
- Sam Moxon in Varsity Blues

"Hey you wanna see the new Tweeder end zone dance?"
Tweeder dances
"You know what it's called?"
"What?"
"The new Tweeder end zone dance."
- Tweeder and Mox in Varsity Blues

"It makes me wonder if you know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart!"
- Coach Bud Kilmer in Varsity Blues

"Congratulations."
"Congratulations to you, too."
"Congratulations for what?"
"For getting to wear such cute 'mountainy' hats."
"Mount any?"
"Not right away. After a few drinks..."
- Police Officer and Tweeder in Varsity Blues

"The hard work of so many, sacrificed by the disrespect of few."
- Coach Bud Kilmer in Varsity Blues

"I don't want your life!"
- Mox in Varsity Blues

"If we go out and half-ass it 'cause we're scared, then we'll always wonder if we were really good enough. But if we go out there and give it all we've got. . .that's heroic. You guys wanna be heroes?"
- Mox in Varsity Blues