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"I don't know, I have a hard time imagining Audrey Hepburn getting buttered up to 'Funky Cold Medina'."
"Really? I don't."
- Molly and Dupree in You, Me and Dupree

"And this whole Lance Armstrong thing..."
"You leave Lance out of this! He's doing more with one testicle that you and I could do with three!"
- Carl and Dupree in You, Me and Dupree

"Did you know Dupree writes poetry?"
"What a homo."
- Molly and Carl in You, Me and Dupree

"I've wracked my little Duprees!"
- Dupree in You, Me and Dupree

"The doctor said most of my injuries are emotional."
- Dupree in You, Me and Dupree

"I'm a people person, very personable. I absolutely insist on enjoying life. Not so task-oriented. Not a work horse. If you're looking for a Clydesdale I'm probably not your man. Like I don't live to work, it's more the other way around. I work to live. Incidentally, what's your policy on Columbus Day?"
"We work."
"Really? The guy discovered the new world. I'm afraid to even ask about Victory over Japan Day."
- Dupree and Job Interviewer in You, Me and Dupree

"So what if he beat you with a candle stick? I bet it happens all the time!"
- Dupree in You, Me and Dupree

"Dupree, what you did in the bathroom last night was disgusting. Molly nearly passed out."
"I know. I'm never eating buffalo wings again."
- Carl and Dupree in You, Me and Dupree

"Everyone's asleep and here's lonely old Dupree wailing away at himself."
"You weren't wailing away..."
"An animal wouldn't debase himself such."
- Dupree and Molly in You, Me and Dupree

"Dupree, go back in the house."
"Not until I thank Molly for the best night of my life. What happened in there...it was so natural, so beautiful."
- Carl and Dupree in You, Me and Dupree

"Well, I'm sorry I can't be one of your boy band, flavor of the weeks, with their enhanced frosted tips and their wash-board bellies and their hairless backs."
- Carl to Molly in You, Me and Dupree