Top Ten Ways Not to Unstick a Tongue From a Flagpole

Top Ten Ways NOT to Unstick a Tongue From a Flagpole
Oh the pain of watching Flick get his tongue stuck to that flagpole. Hopefully that will never happen to you. If it does, remember to stay calm, secure the scene and do not use these ten ways to unstick your tongue.

1. Another tongue
   
   
2. Turpentine
   
   
3. Anthrax
   
   
4. More ice
   
   
5. An ax
   
   
6. Lye
   
   
7. Red Ryder BB gun
   
   
8. Hack saw
   
   
9. Butter
   
   
10. Turkey baster full of gravy

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