Top Ten Signs You Are Too Old For College

Old School inspired a generation to quit their jobs, go back to school and join a fraternity. But maybe not everyone should do that. How do you know if you are too old to go back to school? Here are the top ten signs.

1. You're making annual visits to the proctologist
   
   
2. This year mark's the your 30 year high school reunion
   
   
3. Your son or daughter is a freshman
   
   
4. Two words: Rheumatoid Arthritis
   
   
5. You brag about how your credit card gives you 2% back
   
   
6. You are the former President of the United States
   
   
7. You don't go to concerts because the music is too darn loud
   
   
8. Your favorite candy? hard
   
   
9. You eat a "soft" dinner at 4:30
   
   
10. You are way more salt than pepper
    
    

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