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"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
- Ron Burgundy in Anchorman

"I love...carpet. I love...desk."
"Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?"
"I love lamp."
"Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?"
I love lamp. I love lamp."
- Brick Tamland and Ron Burgundy in Anchorman

"Take me to Pleasure Town."
- Veronica Corningstone in Anchorman

"I am gonna straight-up murder your ass."
- Frank Vitchard in Anchorman

"I don't know what we're yelling about!"
- Brick in Anchorman

"Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy."
- Ron Burgundy in Anchorman

"Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection."
"Oh yeah, about that, it's probably just the pants, I was meaning to take them back to the, uh, pants store."
- Veronica and Ron in Anchorman

"Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast!"
"It jumped up a notch."
"It did, didn't it?"
"Yea, I stabbed a man in the heart."
"I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?"
"Yea, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident."
"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by because you're probably wanted for murder.
- Ron, Brian and Brick in Anchorman

"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair."
- Ron Burgundy in Anchorman

"My God, what is that smell? Oh!"
"That's the smell of desire, my lady."
"God no, it smells like, like a used diaper, filled with Indian food! Oh, excuse me."
"You know, desire smells like that to some people."
"What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair."
- Veronica, Brian and Garth in Anchorman

"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."
"No, there's no way that's correct."
"I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago."
"Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?"
No. No."
"No, that's what it means."
"Really."
"Agree to disagree."
- Ron and Veronica in Anchorman

"Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live."
- Brian in Anchorman

"I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation."
"Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy."
- Brick and Brian in Anchorman

"I think I was in love once."
"Really? What was her name?"
"I don't remember."
"That's not a good start, but keep going."
"She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again."
"I'm pretty sure that's not love."
- Brian and Ron in Anchorman