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"I'm so cold...I think I see Blue! He looks glorious."
- Frank the Tank in Old School

"Blue's over there. But he's wasted."
- Frank the Tank in Old School

"No it's cool man, bring your green hat! We're going streaking!"
- Frank the Tank in Old School

"In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski."
- Frank the Tank in Old School

"Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank"
- Frank the Tank in Old School

"Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass."
- Beanie in Old School

"Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frankie. Way to think it through."
- Beanie in Old School

"Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers."
- Beanie in Old School

"You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with nineteen year old girls everyday?"
- Beanie in Old School

"That party that we had last night has given us a lot of street cred."
- Beanie in Old School

"Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die."
- Beanie in Old School

"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."
- Mitch in Old School

"At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb cinder block in my hands?' You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it?' And finally, 'why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?'"
- Mitch in Old School

"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
- Frank the Tank in Old School