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"I'm going fast again!"
"How fast is he going?"
"26 miles per hour."
- Ricky, Cal and Lucius in Talladega Nights

"I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger."
- Cal in Talladega Nights

"Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful sons, Walker, Texas Ranger, and my Red-Hot Smokin' Wife, Carley"
- Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights

"Don't you say it, Ricky. These colors don't run."
- Cal in Talladega Nights

"Hey, look, Frenchy, I thought about it. So why don't you go ahead and break my arm?"
- Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights

"Whoa! Get down, you little pancake."
- Jean Girard in Talladega Nights

"Someone might as well get me a beer while I'm down here."
- Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights

"You are now mocking me and making me look ridiculous. Just say, 'I love crepes.'"
- Jean Girard in Talladega Nights

"You know, just to put this in there, I had a whole mess of crepes this morning. They're just like pancakes, maybe even better."
"Wait, are they the really thin pancakes?"
"Yeah."
"Yes they are. They are the really thin pancakes. It's just a French word for them."
"Oh, my god, I love those."
"Put any syrups you want on them. I'm just saying, think about it."
"They come with cheese sometimes?"
"Yes, of course, a fromage-crepe."
"Well, why didn't someone yell that right away?"
"Do you know what's in the crepe suzette?"
"Oh, I love the crepe suzette."
"With the sugar and lemon juice..."
"Yeah, the sugar and the lemon juice. Sure."
"Grand Marnier."
"I wish I could crawl into one of those right now. I'd eat my way out from the inside."

- Cal, Ricky Bobby and Jean Girard in Talladega Nights

"You taste of America."
- Jean Girard in Talladega Nights

"Susan, I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now."
- Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights

"I hope you have sons. Beautiful, handsome boys. Articulate, educated, and athletic. And I hope they have their legs taken from them, so you can know what this pain is like."
- Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights

"Hey! It's me, America!"
- Rickey Bobby in Talladega Nights

"You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?"
- Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights

"And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver, is that you don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher here."
- Reese Bobby in Talladega Nights

"Your teacher wants you to go slow, and she's wrong because it's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid."
- Reese Bobby in Talladega Nights

"I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey."
- Cal in Talladega Nights

"Hakuna Matata, bitches!"
- Jean Girard in Talladega Nights

The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C. She said 'No, you're wrong.' I said 'You got a lumpy butt.' She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants."
- Texas Walker in Talladega Nights

"I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that."
- Cal in Talladega Nights

"Shut those mutts up before I cook 'em and eat 'em!"
- Texas Ranger in Talladega Nights

"Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!"
- Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights