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"Well, I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin' and it was grossin' everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean, I don't mean to get all scientific with you..." - Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt
"I got the poo on me!" - Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt
"Well I didn't know she was my sister when I kissed her, so it's not my fault. And she's one of the hottest girls on the planet." - Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt
"Oh yeah, Auto Trader. Dang, August, I don't got this one." - Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt
"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
"Sure will. Do you want to go back to my place?"
- Joe and Jill in Joe Dirt
"Life's a garden, dig it?" - Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt
"When bad pets go bad, dang." - Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt
"Now, you're telling me that you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, that your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?" - Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt
"There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I'm number one. Rule number two, the croc's number two." - Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt
"God Almighty, from inbred heaven? Hey freak boy, 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back." - Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt
"And you'll be sticking your head out the window and check out chick dogs saying 'what's up, baby?'." - Joe to his dog in Joe Dirt
"What's the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?" - Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt
"You're talking to my guy all wrong...the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron." - Clem talking to Robbie in Joe Dirt
"Don't you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe." - Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt
"If my calculations are correct, this will create ice... OH NO, KILLER MUSTARD GAS!" - A Chemistry Student in Joe Dirt
"You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my a** and fight for air?" - Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt
"Well, the puke pile's over there. It's a pretty big pile of puke." - Miss Clipper in Joe Dirt
"Luckily, my neck broke my fall." - Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt
"I'm a rocker, dude, through and through. Here's my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep.." - Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt
"You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?" - Joe Dirt to the fireworks salesman in Joe Dirt