You know how every guy has one or two killer lines? Well these guys (and girls) have tons of them. Check out the best lines from 'My Boys'.
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"I can be your DOF"
"What's a DOF?"
"Deputy of Fun."
- Mike and Bobby in John, Cougar, Newman Camp

"Andy's new bed is unbelievable. It's literally like sleeping on a cloud."
"It made me like myself more."
"It's as soft as Swedish astronaut skin."
- Mike, Kenny and Andy in Off Day

"Okay, what would be the craziest thing I could tell you guys right now?"
"That...you found a mysterious hatch."
"You have the power of flight."
"You're a dude."
- PJ, Bobby, Andy, Mike in Shirt Contest

"Dude, you played the soft hits of the seventies. You were basically torturing people for a living."
- Mike to Brendan in Shirt Contest

"And free drinks for the Mike-Mike."
"Dude, please. Don't call yourself the Mike-Mike."
"It's horribly offensive."

- Mike, Bobby and Andy in Shirt Contest

"A British accent could make Jim Belushi sound cool."
- Stephanie to Brendan in Shirt Contest

"Wine tasting is really just a classy way for people to get day drunk."
- Kenny in Jack & Bobby

"You have a history with Bobby and you kissed his brother. How would you feel if he kissed Andy?"
"Confused. Bobby could do some much better than Andy."
- Stephanie and PJ in "Opportunity Knocks"