Quagmire's Dating Tips

Need a lesson in love? Lucky for you, the Q-man is ready, willing and able to help. Take a look at these dating tips from the master of romance. Need to be visually stimulated? Click on each tip below, and watch Quagmire practice what he teaches.

1. Always tag your women.

2. Do whatever it takes to meet women.

3. Always keep an open mind.

4. Never be ashamed of using pet names.

5. Always offer a disclaimer.

6. Never discriminate; where there's a will, there’s a lay.

7. Have an awesome catch phrase. Giggity Giggity!

8. Girls love a man who’s creative.

9. Know how to tell a great story.

10. Never get a tattoo – it makes it easier to identify you in a lineup or other delicate situation.