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Monster in Law Quotes

Can't we all just get along? Apparently not. Luckily fighting is very funny. Just look at these hilarious lines from Monster in Law

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"You look like a giant peach cobbler. You makin' me hungry."
- Ruby to Viola in Monster in Law

"Come on weather girl. I'll buy you a box of wine."
- Ruby to viola in Monster in Law

"Of course, I was a virgin when I wed, but we'll just pretend with you."
- Viola to Charlie in Monster in Law

"She's had fewer lovers in her life then you did at closing day of Woodstock."
- Ruby to Viola in Monster in Law

"And fix your hair. You look like a damn cockatoo."
- Ruby to Viola in Monster in Law

"Where's your bridesmaid dress?"
"Oh, I gave it to Ruby's daughter, she works at Hooters, she was thrilled."
- Charlie and Viola in Monster in Law

"Marriage is a sacred union which must only be entered with the utmost care."
"Weren't you married four times?"
- Viola and Charlie in Monster in Law

"Ruby, oh my dearest friend. I've missed you so much."
"Well good. They still got you medicated."
- Viola and Ruby in Monster in Law

"Why don't you marry another gay guy? That was fun."
- Ruby to Viola in Monster in Law

"I guess if I had a hair sample, maybe I could give it to my little crime lab."
- Ruby to Viola in Monster in Law

"I could just kill that dog walking slut."
- Viola in Monster in Law



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