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november 21
Monster in Law Quotes
Can't we all just get along? Apparently not. Luckily fighting is very funny. Just look at these hilarious lines from
Monster in Law
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"You look like a giant peach cobbler. You makin' me hungry."
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Ruby to Viola in Monster in Law
"Come on weather girl. I'll buy you a box of wine."
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Ruby to viola in Monster in Law
"Of course, I was a virgin when I wed, but we'll just pretend with you."
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Viola to Charlie in Monster in Law
"She's had fewer lovers in her life then you did at closing day of Woodstock."
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Ruby to Viola in Monster in Law
"And fix your hair. You look like a damn cockatoo."
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Ruby to Viola in Monster in Law
"Where's your bridesmaid dress?"
"Oh, I gave it to Ruby's daughter, she works at Hooters, she was thrilled."
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Charlie and Viola in Monster in Law
"Marriage is a sacred union which must only be entered with the utmost care."
"Weren't you married four times?"
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Viola and Charlie in Monster in Law
"Ruby, oh my dearest friend. I've missed you so much."
"Well good. They still got you medicated."
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Viola and Ruby in Monster in Law
"Why don't you marry another gay guy? That was fun."
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Ruby to Viola in Monster in Law
"I guess if I had a hair sample, maybe I could give it to my little crime lab."
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Ruby to Viola in Monster in Law
"I could just kill that dog walking slut."
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Viola in Monster in Law
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