Ten Ways to Meet a Millionaire

Unless you hang out at the yacht club, bumping into a millionaire is rare. TBS is here to help. Check out our list of 10 ways to meet a millionaire.

1. Get a bumper sticker that says “I’d rather be counting money”.
   
   
2. Hang a gold plated pork chop around your neck.
   
   
3. Find a janitor’s closet in an airport. Make a sign that says “Millionaire’s Club”. Wait in that closet.
   
   
4. Learn how to drive a Lotus Esprit. Then wait for a millionaire who can't drive a stick to pass you on the street asking for directions.
   
   
5. Go on that show that hooks people up with dateless millionaires.
   
   
6. Fill a swimming pool with caviar and watch the millionaires come rolling in.
   
   
7. Write a book called “Tax Evasion for Millionaire Dummies”.
   
   
8. Drive around until you see a limo. Pull up next to it, roll down your window and hand a jar of fancy mustard to the limo passenger.
   
   
9. Keep your pinky out.
   
   
10. Get a job in the vanity plate office of the DMV.

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