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december 4


Pretty Woman Quotes

Check out this list of great lines from Pretty Woman.
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“What makes you think I'm a lawyer?”
“You have that sharp, useless look about you.”
- Edward and Vivian in Pretty Woman

“I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.”
- Vivian to Edward in Pretty Woman

“Can I call you Eddie?”
“Not if you expect me to answer.”
- Vivian to Edward in Pretty Woman

"You can't charge me for directions!"
"I can do anything I want to baby, I ain't lost."
- Edward and Vivian in Pretty Woman

"You make $100 an hour and you have a safety pin holding your boot up?"
- Edward to Vivian in Pretty Woman

"A buffet of safety?"
"I'm a safety girl."
- Edward and Vivian in Pretty Woman

"Ho man, this baby must corner like it's on rails!"
- Vivian in Pretty Woman

"I had all those strawberry seeds before, and you shouldn't neglect your gums."
- Vivian to Edward after he catches her flossing her teeth in Pretty Woman

"Yo, Viv, babe. Would ya come down here? The Sphincter Police won't let me through."
- Kit in Pretty Woman

"Honey, I've got a runner in my panty hose...I'm not wearing panty hose."
- Vivian in Pretty Woman

"I'm actually no, I'm not a planner. I wouldn't say I'm a planner. I would say I'm a kinda fly by the seat of my pants gal. You know moment to moment, yeah that's me, that's...yeah"
- Vivian in Pretty Woman

"Well, color me happy! There's a sofa in here for two!"
- Vivian in Pretty Woman

"Lights! Lights would be good here!"
- Vivan to Edward in Pretty Woman

"Did you know that your foot's as big as your arm from your elbow to your wrist?....just a little bit of trivia."
- Vivian in Pretty Woman

"It's just that, uh, very few people surprise me."
"Yeah, well, you're lucky. Most of 'em shock the hell outta me."
- Edward and Vivian in Pretty Woman

"You're on my fax."
"Well that's one I haven't been on before."
- Edward and Vivian in Pretty Woman

“In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.”
- Vivian to Edward in Pretty Woman

"Did you like the opera, dear?"
"It was so good, I almost peed my pants!"
- Lady at the Opera and Vivian in Pretty Woman

“I told you not to pick up the phone."
“Then stop calling me.”
- Edward and Vivian in Pretty Woman

“I don't know. Maybe you could, like, buy a horse and some diamonds.”
- Kit in Pretty Woman

“I called and called, where were you last night?“
“Ma?”
- Vivian and Kit in Pretty Woman

"You people work on commission, right?"
"Yeah."
"Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now."

- Vivian to snotty sales ladies in Pretty Woman

"Oh yo, oh yo, catch this!"
- Kit to Vivian as Edward drives up in Pretty Woman


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