From being in the Witness Protection Program to cleaning public bathrooms, Crabman is a man who has seen and done it all. That's why his words of wisdom should be respected. Check below for his most memorable quotes from the show.
"I hope I scrubbed that bat disease out of that toilet. If you start seeing with your ears and whatnot...get to a doctor." - Crabman in Number One
"Baby, I love that spray on stocking stuff. It makes your legs look hot and gets my a little high." - Crabman in Sticks & Stones
"Worms don't fight. They're peace-loving people. They have 5 hearts." - Crabman in BB
"Listen, Earl. I’m gonna turn around and then I’m gonna bend over and tie my shoe. You might wanna thumb through my hair while I do it." - Crabman in BB
"Too bad it didn't thunder when you said that. That would have been cool. Like you're an evil genius or something." - Crabman to Joy in BB
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