The Check List

1.	Stole ten dollars from a guy at the Camden Market
2.	Took money from car coin holder
3.	Copped a feel off old (Miss Jones?) but I think she liked...
4.	Blew Dad�s chance to be elected Mayor
5.	Picked my nose in public
6.	Took Borrowed money from tip jar
7.	I stole money from cars a lot
8.	I did my best friend's girl A LOT
9.	Cheated a lot on my school tests
10.	Experimented with (Baking soda?)
11.	Took beer glass from cafe for ... as a present for Joy
12.	Made a lady think I was god
18.	Told an inappropriate story at Hank Lang's birthday party
23.	Peed in the back of a cop car
26.	Robbed a stoner blind
27.	Made fun of people with accents
29.	Harassed a reporter
33.	Been a lazy lover
37.	Stole laptop
40.	Broke Dodge and Earl Jr.'s clubhouse

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