Crashing is fun, but it’s also a sport with a strict code of honor. Study the rules of Wedding Crashing below, then go out and crash like a champion!

Before you go out and conquer the battlefield of bridesmaids, take a quick crash course in the rules of war.


Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own.
Rule #2: Never use your real name.
Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
Rule #11: Sensitive is good.
Rule #12: When it stops being fun, break something.
Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate: console them.
Rule #14: You're a distant relative of a dead cousin.
Rule #17: Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.
Rule #18: You love animals and children.
Rule #32: Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.
Rule #42: Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun. (see rule #12)
Rule #56: Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up.
Rule #59: If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield.
Rule #60: No "chicken dancing." No exceptions.
Rule #65: When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island.
Rule #72: Studies have shown that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints: small cost, big yield.
Rule #75: Do NOT sing at the reception.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.
Rule #78: The unmarried female rabbi: is she fair game? Of course she is.
Rule #79: The tables furthest from the kitchen always get served first.
Rule #90: Of course you dream of one day having children.
Rule #94: Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors.
Rule #95: Try not to show off on the dance floor. This means you Jeremy.
Rule #96: Etiquette isn't old-fashioned, it's sexy.
Rule #98: The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully.
Rule #106: Eat plentiful, digest your food. You'll need the energy later.