| 1) DO volunteer to plan the company picnic. |
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DON’T volunteer to run the kissing booth. |
| 2) DO open doors for your colleagues. |
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DON’T let them catch you looking at their butt. |
| 3) DO remove your lunch containers from the break room fridge every Friday. |
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DON’T eat other people’s lunch claiming that you are helping clean out the fridge. |
| 4) DO sign up for the special training classes. |
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DON’T start hosting your own “Creative Accounting” class in the conference room. |
| 5) DO show up to work on time. |
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DON’T show up with your date from last night. |
| 6) DO sign the office birthday cards. |
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DON’T write “Your days are numbered” and sign your boss’s name. |
| 7) DO use all of your sick days. |
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DON’T let them know you’re calling from Costa Rica. |
| 8) DO prepare a snappy intro for side presentations. |
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DON’T perform your special version of Soulja Boy. |
| 9) DO have a positive attitude. |
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DON’T tell your boss that you’re positive you’ll quit by the end of the week. |
| 10) DO spend time chatting with your co-workers at the water cooler. |
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DON’T forget to remind everyone to watch 10 Items or Less Tuesdays at 11pm. |
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