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Frank TV Quotes

With all of Frank's many impressions, there's bound to be funny quotes. Check out some of his funny lines below.

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Frank TV Quotes:

“My inner child is a fat bald guy.”
- Frank as Dr. Phil in Frank TV

“What planet are you from?”
- Frank as Dr. Phil in Frank TV

“Come to Daddy!”
- Frank as Jack Nicholson in Frank TV

“If people are saying that, their pants are on fire.”
- Frank as George Bush in Frank TV

“I feel like my head is going to explode with math.”
- Frank as George Bush in Frank TV

“It’s been very goodified.”
- Frank as George Bush in Frank TV

“A penny saved is really just one cent.”
- Frank as George Bush in Frank TV

"Bin Laden is dead. I saw him in the hall just now, and I shot him myself."
- Frank as Bill Clinton in Frank TV

"Mel Gibson is reaching out to Jewish leaders to atone for his comments by getting himself circumcized. In other news, Michael Jackson has already offered him a million dollars for the foreskin on eBay."
- Frank as Jay-vid Lenoman (a cross between David Letterman and Jay Leno) in Frank TV

"Marriage isn't the only relationship that can turn sour as a one arm midget in a pickle fight."
- Frank as Dr. Phil in Frank TV



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