Here are some of our favorite quotes from Will, Carlton, and the other residents of Bel-Air. Did we miss one of your favorites? Let us know by posting it on our Fresh Prince of Bel-Air message boards, and we'll add it to the list!


very funny Fresh Prince of Bel-Air quotes:

"You're like the big brother I never had."
"Oh, wait. What are you talking about? You got Carl... You're right. I see your point."
- Ashley and Will in The Fresh Prince Project

"Check this. His Royal Freshness. That's dope!"
- Will in The Fresh Prince Project

"Carlton told a joke."
"No, Carlton is a joke."
- Hilary and Will in Bang the Drum, Ashley

"Uncle Phil, you shouldn't leave me here alone. Did you ever see the movie House Party?"
"No Will. Did you see The Terminator?"
- Will and Uncle Phil in Mistaken Identity

"Uncle Phil, you shouldn't leave me here alone. Did you ever see the movie House Party?"
"No Will. Did you see The Terminator?"
- Will and Uncle Phil in Mistaken Identity

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jazz and I are black, but, Carlton, what are you?"
- Will in Def Poet's Society

"Lying to mommy Hilary? I feel revenge is in my grasp. This looks like a job for Sherlock Homeboy."
- Will in Knowledge Is Power

"Last night I had a dream that I went to the prom with Harriet Tubman."
- Will in The Ethnic Tip

"Jazz, if you want to get with Hilary, you have to have a plan."
"Mine ain't working?"
"That's like the eighteenth time she threw you out of the house."
"All a part of my plan."
- Will and Jazz in Working It Out

"Isn't that romantic, he is quoting Elmer Fudd."
- Geoffrey in Did the Earth Move for You

"Remember, 'We must never negotiate out of fear, but we must never fear to negotiate.' John F. Kennedy."
"But never forget, 'Mama said knock you out.' LL Cool J."
- Carlton and Will in The Mother of All Battles

"Let's get one thing straight, I don't look like Carlton, I don't act like Carlton, and most importantly I don't look like Carlton!"
- Will in Will Gets a Job

"Having her home all the time is great. She picks our clothes out for us, makes our lunches, cuts the crust off the ends of our bread...That women must be stopped!"
- Will in Hi-Ho Silver