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"Always remember, life is not how many breaths you take, it's how many moments take your breath away."
- Will Smith in Hitch

"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away."
- Will Smith in Hitch

"Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom."
- Will Smith in Hitch

"No, I was told that you help guys get in there."
"Right, but see, here's the thing - my clients actually 'like' women. 'Hit it and quit it' is not my thing."
"Let me make one thing clear to you, rabbi, I need professional help."
"Well, *that* is for damn certain."
- Jeffrey Donovan and Will Smith in Hitch

"Basic Principles - no woman wakes up saying "God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today!" Now, she might say "This is a really bad time for me," or something like "I just need some space," or my personal favorite "I'm really into my career right now." You believe that? Neither does she. You know why? 'Cause she's lying to you, that's why. You understand me? Lying! It's not a bad time for her. She doesn't need any space. And she may be into her career, but what she's really saying is "Uh, get away from me now," or possibly "Try harder, stupid," but which one is it? 60% of all human communication is nonverbal, body language; 30% is your tone, so that means 90% of what you're saying ain't coming out of your mouth. Of course she's going to lie to you! She's a nice person! She doesn't want to hurt your feelings! What else she going to say? She doesn't even know you... yet. Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us, even a beautiful woman doesn't know what she wants until she sees it, and that's where I come in. My job is to open her eyes. Basic Principles - no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet; he just needs the right broom."
- Will Smith in Hitch

"Relationships are for people who are waiting for something better to come along."
- Eva Mendes in Hitch

"One dance, one look, one kiss, that's all we get, Albert. Just... one shot, to make the difference between happily ever after, and oh? he's just some guy I went to some thing with once."
- Will Smith in Hitch

"I want to jump in front of every cab I see, because maybe then I'll stop thinking about her."
- Kevin James in Hitch

"I've waited my whole life to feel this miserable. If this is the only way I can stay connected with her then this is who I have to be."
- Kevin James in Hitch

"I figured maybe if my heart stops beating it wouldn't hurt so bad."
- Kevin James in Hitch

"Lean in, place your hand on the small of her back, say it in her ear like a secret. But watch your hand placement, too high says, 'I just wanna be friends,' too low says, 'I just wanna grab some ass.'"
- Will Smith in Hitch

"Because that's what people do. They leap, and hope to God they can fly, because otherwise you just drop like a rock, wondering the whole way down, why in the hell did I jump? But here I am, Sarah, falling, and the only one that makes me feel like I can fly... is you."
- Will Smith in Hitch

"Basic principles... there are none."
- Will Smith in Hitch

"Hey, if he's stupid enough to cheat then the world should know he's dumb enough to get caught."
- Eva Mendes in Hitch

"Oh, God. You're a morning person, aren't you?"
- Eva Mendes in Hitch

"Do the Q-tip! Q-tip! Now throw it away! Now what am I doing? I'm makin a pizza!"
- Kevin James in Hitch